#oh well

[rinamata05]

“There is but one attraction in Shipshape Aquarium that is worth anyone’s time…and that is the penguins.”

[ychkun]

Он великий!

He's great!

In The Closet Appreciation 

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

"The average man thinks of the roman empire 5 times a day" factoid is actually a statistical error. Jason Grace, who thinks about the Roman Empire every second of every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[jinlin-at-the-moon]

so a few days ago i was thinking about this post+comic, and i thought that while svsss luo binghe probably wouldn't try to Actually kill liu qingge, pidw luo binghe absolutely would. ergo, imagine, if you will. an au where peerless cucumber doesn't transmigrate in as shen qingqiu, but airplane still becomes shang qinghua. due to plot differences, airplane-bro doesn't really care about what the hell kind of drama the other peak lords are getting up to, but still somehow happens to knock over a book or something- something that, through bullshit plot contrivance butterfly effect, somehow manages to let shen jiu actually save liu qingge in the lingxi caves.

some years pass, years where liu qingge is going through a fantastical knightly enemies to ??? where he slowly learns he may have initially misjudged this man who may not be the paragon of virtue but is nonetheless a person worthy of respect with a possible sordid past that resulted in a difficult disposition and now has to kneel down and admit then make up to his failures, as shen jiu is like "what kind of fucking scheme is he trying to pull", which results in like a weird strained kind of coworkers who Don't Talk About It type relationship. the immortal alliance conference still happens, everything proceeds as in canon, except- when bingge comes back from his 5-year internship in tartarus and does his pidw-canon-typical "destroy shen jiu's reputation and lock him up in the water prison" shenanigans, it turns out that liu qingge Can and Will try to break shen jiu out -not because he really likes the guy all that much, necessarily, but he has a life debt to pay back and also has already dragged his one (1) braincell through the grinder in order to realise his assumed-evil coworker is probably not actually one-dimensionally evil, so he feels complicated enough about it to try and get some actual answers in here - and if that involves kicking demon ass that's just a fun bonus. normally, all this would not be an issue for demon emperor luo binghe who has recently basically come into nigh full power if you discount xin mo being grumpy, because, as established he would not hesitate to kill his former shishu! in fact, he'd be very glad to do that! however, for item out of designated boundary reasons, liu qingge Will Not Fucking Die.

...cue clown music.

liu qingge has already sacrificed his last braincell to trying to comprehend his shattered worldview of shen jiu as a person and therefore he does not examine why he is Actually so determined to break him out, and also doesn't have enough brainpower to feel torn by the fact that duelling luo binghe every week is actually kind of fun (and also why he kind of has a boner about it). shen jiu has a moral crisis about the fact that the man who he's first hated then avoided for like over a decade is now the one guy who keeps trying to legitimately come back for him and is willing to risk death over and over in order to do that, and also that somehow this pisses the beast off enough to distract him from the whole revenge/ripping off limbs thing- except now he's for some reason coming down to the water prison to rant about it? luo binghe, for his part, does not know why he's ranting about it to shen jiu of all people (it started as taunting! then it became some kind of weird routine because that one guy just cannot cease being alive and what is UP with that) and while he does have enough braincells to question why fighting liu qingge every week feels more stable than any other relationship he's had in his life since his mother died, he absolutely refuses to examine it. none of them are making it out of this normal. the clown music gets louder every time they're in one location. huan hua keeps having to dish out more and more repair funds for the bai zhan war god's going ham most destructive. the three clowns are locked in a mario/peach/bowser dynamic stalemate none of them actually want to be in, but it's what fate has dealt, and some god is probably laughing at their miseries.

(meanwhile, god is not laughing. god is wondering what the fuck happened here and how it got to this point and also if this means he might put some of his fake-his-own-death plans on hold just to see what kind of bullshit happens next. ...god also really wishes he could invent popcorn.)

[czaneavecg]

When it feels like your sister didnt even grew

[inkamumbles]

Oop I was tagged in something! Thanks @crittertrekkingthroughthestars

Welp. Trains. They’re fine I guess. I’m unfortunately not that kind of autistic 😆 good to know I’m super sexy tho

Tagging @arestlessrunaway @camouflagedpath and @catadromously

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[hattiestgal]

drops my weird little freak on your dash

[postcardsfromheapside]

Comrade, straight up admitting to me that you aren't creative enough to use Veilguard's CC, then blaming Bioware for making it somehow “too hard” to make an attractive character, then complaining that none of the NPC's are attractive as an afterthought to justify yourself and how you suck, isn't exactly convincing me that Veilguard is a shitty game. It sounds like a skill issue. I've seen my mutuals' Rooks and they are hot as shit.

Also how DARE you say this man is unattractive. Sometimes I unlock my phone just to peek at him.

(also everyone else on the team is smokin', I'm sorry I'm just particularly horny AF for him and have been since the reveal trailer dropped but yes the audacity to say no one is attractive do you have eyes, do you have loins, do you have a heart capable of yearning, is your soul denied all joyful emotion, look at these companions, GTFO with that nonsense)

[clandestine-sadboy]

I started to see myself as worth something to someone for the first time since 2019. I lost myself that year and all I needed was love. Was for someone to love me even when they weren’t around or even when they were mad at me. I hit rock bottom long ago and was finally breathing fresh air and now I feel like I’m falling again.

The worst part is that I’m the issue. I think everyone will listen to reason, I think everyone means what they say they mean. I think that people understand me a lot more than they really do. I think that… maybe if I think less I might feel a bit lighter. So I’m gonna do what I do best.

Self destruction .

How much really matters to me if everything is dark again... Who really is around ? Because I can’t see them.

T

— Trista Mateer, from “i still forget we’re not even friends”

[normystical]

"And the worst part is how instead of trying to help us, you always put us on these stupid adventures that aren't even fun!"

"Oh, they're— They're not...?"

"No! Not at all! You don't know—"

"POMNI! Pomni, uh... Maybe we... shouldn't be too harsh on him..."

"Wait, what!? Aren't you the one who hates his adventures the most?"

"I-I do hate them, but..."

Zooble paused. The silence was instead filled by staticlike sounds and a yelp from Pomni, whose foot had fallen through a glitched tile. She managed to free herself, then looked around to notice the place around her falling apart just as Caine was.

"...Oh, god..."

[apathetik12]

Gotta love drawing doomed old men yaoi (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

[gmo-oo]

"Michael?"

[nookaloo]

Ok but fr this turning rapidly into a forgotten artform

[airaly]

Devotion

More recent soundwave shenaningans here and here

[penguinessentials]

Bald characters when they fall in the hands of a 12y artist

[seaside-tropical-sun]

Happy new year !

First (fully rendered) drawing of the year and of course

It’s Them.

(Made a lil 3 panel comic thing back in November that idk if I’ll post because I never finished it but I still like it so if at least one person is interested let me know uwu)