#og albecale?

[sadlynotthevoid]

If this is what they come up with, then you should also post tumblr reactions to their tiktok comments on tiktok.

Make them know we're making fun of them.

"you can't just create ships for fun"

My bad, I guess I just didn't notice the complexity and depths of Goofy and Clarabelle's relationship.

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[thegradus2]

Doomed old man yaoi

[sadlynotthevoid]

You know those "Og!Cale transmigrates into an Otome" fics?

Well, what about a fic where capture target Alberu goes to sleep one day and dreams with the plot of his life— that apparently is a game???— and finds out that:

First, the new student is going to start a war if she/he/they keep acting like they do.

Second, there's a high chance that Marquis Stan and his son, Venion, betray Roan.

And third— his fianceé, Cale Henituse, is actually really truly cute.

Now, how can he convince his fianceé that a position as the husband of the future ruler is a better way to avoid a succession battle than, you know, tarnishing his own reputation to ashes? He also has to woe him as he deserves. There's no way he's treating him the same as his alternate self did.

(Yes, alternate. Because now he has seen how adorable, intelligent and sweet he is, he can't possible be so indifferent towards him.

Alternate Alberu is the stupid Alberu and present-Alberu denies any relationship to him.

"Aunt, if I ever become so dumb, please put some sense into me."

"Alberu, you haven't even checked if that dream was true."

"It was a very realistic dream.")

He also needs allies. Hmm... Maybe he could ask his help? Cale doesn't seem someone who would trust completely in someone who doesn't trust him back. Plus, he probably could come up with a plan or two in the time it takes to make a pot of tea.

[idontknowmyownmind]

When Cale 13, he somehow end up in Mogoru Empire territories

Cale create new identity as a dancer just for fun

At first, he did it for fun but he found his love for dance

He occasionally went there to dance and take a break of his trash persona

NO WS

Accidently pull interest of three crown princes, Alberu, Adin, and Valentino

Idk how they found out his true identity but

Being the more bold one, Adin send an envoy to Henituse county, telling everyone his intention, and asked the count for his eldest son hand on marriage

Doesn't want to lose, doesn't let the county to recover the shocking news, Alberu and Valentino also move

Now, the hottest rumor in the whole continent, even the whale and dragons heard about it, is about the trash young master got courted by three crown princes

[cindythecyclops]

You ever reading an OG! AlbeCale fic and they meet when they're younger and you're violently reminded that they have a five year age gap.

This is not to bash on anyone or throw shade because frankly, that's stupid and I would be hypocritical because I have read those 'problematic' fics where they meet and fall for each other when Cale's under 18 and Alberu's a legal adult.

I honestly just think it's really funny, legit muttering "your highness, that's a minor" under my breath as I continue reading.

TBOAH Modern AU meets OG! AlbeCale AU.

The modern AU characters are HIGHLY concerned and suspicious. Ron is sharpening his knives (retired hitman).

Anyway, just thought I'd drop this.

[vibingncrying]

I was cooking up a miraculous au for LCF/TCF

Then I thought, why not make an og Cale x Alberu one?

So, here you go:

(this isn't set in that au but a separate miraculous one)

Alberu Crossman as Adrien

Bob as Cat noir

og Cale Henituse as Marinette

Regressor (might come up with something else later idk) as Ladybug

White Star as Hawkmoth

I'd like to say they're not highschoolers or whatever they are in miraculous ladybug, they go to college or something

The miraculouses would also be bit different:

Og Cale: lady bug

Alberu: fox

Choi han: cat (haha)

White Star: butterfly

KRS is og Cale's cousin, in spirit, like they're not related but he was declared so

KRS's of course besties with the Soos and mostly hangs out with them. He wouldn't really make much appearances but does have some important scenes that I'll get to later on

The ws is not related to Alberu btw but his father is giving Gabriel so of course he's put in some sort of Adrien role

WS would call the hero version of og Cale 'a bug under his shoes' btw xdd

Alberu and og Cale go to the same college or something, not the same year probably

Their families are rich and they often need to attend a banquet or two here and there, even hold some

og Cale usually refuses to go, he makes up excuses, spills a drink here and there, brings up his actually pretty real injuries he got some places to get out of attending these events

Because of that it's mostly Basen who attends them but there are times Cale can't get out of going. Ron picks his outfits for that btw

Cale doesn't hang out with people much because he's trying to distance himself, despite his best efforts the eastern nobles still stick to him

He appreciates it really, but feels guilty possibly ruining their reputation. Eric Wheelsman does not care and drags him to places even outside of these events in an attempt to 'teach him better manners' but actually just to hang out

***

About Alberu's hero name- he was asked by a reporter but he internally panicked a little about will they won't they recognize him so Regressor who was next to him just told them he's Bob

Alberu's expression turned to a mix of offended disbelief and resigned acceptance at that. This is the last name anyone would associate with 'Alberu Crossman' though so he might as well use it... temporarily, then he'd come up with a better name later and correct it

Needless to say, later never came and he got stuck with it. No matter what he tells reporters it's a lost cause now. :(

***

The first akuma they take care of would be Toonka's. He gets very offending at some people looking down on him for not excelling in academics and overwhelmed by emotions gets himself akumatized

His akumatized version's name is 'The Tyrant' and makes him have enhanced strength as well as making him have stone skin, anyone he touches turns to that

Cale, Alberu make their debut subduing The Tyrant as Regressor and Bob. This is the first time they meet as their hero versions and despite some hiccups they manage to work together pretty efficiently

They get help from the Black Yong (Choi han hero name) who usually works together with Flame Mage (Rosalyn hero name) and Blue Wolf (Lock hero name)

They go on working together often because of the ladybug and cat miraculouses but usually Black Yong works with his own group

As time passes the Regressor and Bob duo work together with Black Yong and the others often enough to be counted as honorary members tho they still have their little own group or smth

(Unrelated but Choi han is like actually older than these two by quite a bit... It's the opposite of a Leorio situation, where instead of looking way older than he is, he looks way younger

He is the uncle of at the minimum-a-teenager Choi Jung Soo after all)

At first they don't know about how the akumas work because no one told them. It takes Cale panicking he doomed the whole place and them running around a bunch to solve the problem and agree to work together from now on if the need arises because it's just more efficient.

Regressor has a flashy style while Bob tends to work with or from the shadows (his Alberu persona is flashy enough as it is), Dark Yong is the brute of the group. Between all of them combined he has the most strength and stamina, uses sword arts to bring out the most of it while Regressor got the power of time that allows him better agility and Bob uses illusions to back them up and confuse enemies. All in all, through trial and error, practice and shouting matches, they make it work somehow.

There are other people who join them sometimes but everyone sorta got a set piece of the city they should look after

***

Another idea for an akumatized person would be Cage as the 'Crazy Priestess'. She got upset over Taylor Stan, her close friend, being bullied by his brother and some others.

I imagine one time Cale also almost got akumatized but recognizing the type of butterfly he just started frantically swatting at it and it somehow worked out xdd

***

Regressor likes teasing and getting under the skin of Bob as much as possible. Brings up his name every possible occasion but stops if he sees 'Bob' truly upset. He based his whole life over analyzing people's reactions so he always notices pretty quickly. He also pokes at Black Yong but he's more than ready to throw hands at insults.

Sometimes, Cale uses that to get injured enough to not need to go to events... after finding out Black Yong and Bob both pay attention not to fall for these destructive schemes.

Cale has a habit of trying to shake others off because he believes they're better of without him in general and Alberu likes to keep people at an emotional distance to protect himself from unmatched expectations from them so these habits sometimes show their ugly heads even with their hero personas. They work trough it tho, both as civilians and when they occasionally have some deep talks as heros.

***

They work as a group but often times they go work as pairs or solo as well when one of them is not available or busy fighting elsewhere. Black Yong can handle himself just fine, has been doing it for a while just not so publicly, Bob and Regressor often get things done together when they're still starting out (mostly because they're still figuring out how things work)

Regressor is different than Cale because he lets himself express the repressed parts of his personality. Working as a hero also helps him open up to the people who care about him because with every challenge he learns, with any 'mission' he slowly realizes a little more about himself and relationships in general.

Bob is also a 'more free' version of Alberu where despite him being covered from head to toe in a hero costume, this is when he can throw away his masks (however ironic that might be). He lets himself be openly exasperated way more often.

***

To get go to the shipping part- finally haha

Cale/Regressor likes Bob, is infuriated by Alberu Crossman but in a way that he keeps bringing him up with his 'fake smile' and 'smirking eyes' so much that people are questioning why and when he got so obsessed over the guy

Bob one time tries to defend Alberu's (his own) honor before Regressor/Cale only to be faced with the biggest theatrical betrayed look the other can manage to pull off, mouth open, eyebrows furrowed and everything

Alberu/Bob gave up on genuine romance long ago but is developing some feelings for Regressor. It's slow but definitely there. It's the first time this happened to him so he's still figuring out what to do about it but pretty much decides he'll just enjoy what they have till it lasts. He feels curious about Cale Henituse after they had one too many meetings and the other seems keen on laughing in mock silence whenever he gets swarmed by other rich idiots trying their chances with him

One time, to escape said fate at a banquet of sorts, he makes his way to the other and invites him to a dance with eyes that say 'you better say yes or I'm telling on you drinking after your Eric-hyung specifically asked you not to a minute ago'. Cale debated causing a scene to get out of it but after seeing the eastern nobles approach with Eric at front coming with big measured steps, he decided might as well take the offered hand before he gets both an earful about his drinking habits and also a lecture about instead pouring those liquid on others. Alberu couldn't figure out if the other agreeing with just a slight frown was a win or not.

They were both taught dancing as custom from a young age and thanks to it put on quite the performance while exchanging occasional jabs disguised as compliments and accidental compliments disguised as jabs.

If Alberu spent the night thinking about that dance more than he'd like to, that's only for him to know, and if Cale went home from the occasion in a surprisingly better mood than he arrived in, he'd say it was because he could finally leave that stupid place. And if his face flushed thinking back on it, he'd blame it on the alcohol.

***

Some things to mention,

people would be asked to take precautions because of the akuma attacks, if they see suspicious butterflies coming towards them, run the other direction or think happy thoughts

The heros would be investigating the White Star and his forces as civilians too, trying to solve the issues. It might even bring together some of them outside of costumes

***

The final fight would go something like this-

most heros are already out of commission (either their miraculouses are taken or they're simply knocked down) and some civilians get caught up in the battle

Regressor has already detransformed and frantically checking up on anyone nearby especially those he knows. The only thing slightly calming him is the fact his family is nowhere near the battle. Well, except his so called cousin, Kim Rok Soo. He was there with Choi Jung Soo. Choi han tried getting to them but he's already been grabbed by the White Star by the arm. Bob is nowhere to be found (he's actually on the other side trying to get people out of the battle zone faster with the police or something and also engaged with some of Arm's forces). Lee Soo Hyuk was nearby thankfully and grabs his two idiots to run to safety. Cale gets knocked out.

KRS while running notices some miraculouses where left around (he knows what they are from before), picks them up quickly and him being the unexpected variable needed to defeat the ws, the heros win. See? There's your important KRS scene. He was not used to using miraculouses tho and sorta gets knocked out because of it too xd

Now, there's a lot we can go into more detail about, especially what the heck was really going down in this fight, where are the other heros? How do they 'win' exactly?

There's also the shipping part that we could go into more detail about but this is it for now, maybe in another post :D

***

I only watched the first 2-3 seasons of miraculous and the movie so if my understanding of the world building is inaccurate it's most probably because of that

I have more ideas for this if you're interested btw, I should just try organizing them

Maybe I should make a og Choi han x og Cale version, that sounds so much easier... but my rare pair... anyway-

Someone give me a pat on the back if I actually end up writing any of this someday. I want to, but I don't know how to write bruh TT

[sadlynotthevoid]

This but it's Og!AlbeCale.

Alberu is door hitter person. He actually had already seen Og!Cale many times around and knows about him from conversations and so. He has been secretly crushing on him (for reasons) for a while now but didn't plan on doing any thing about it. So, when he accidentally slammed a door on him, he panicked and said the first thing that came to his mind. Then retired from the situation as seemingly normal as possible.

Og!Cale is got-hitted-two-ways-in-one person. He was in a bad mood, just coming from existing in the same room than that creep Adin. He wasn't looking where he was heading to. Then someone ambushed him with a door and said that. It was so out of the pocket that he stood there, trying to make sense to what happened. Then it hit him, "it was a pun." The whole situation was so strange he let out a short laugh.

Rok Soo is the crab who witnessed this and decided to make it punnier.

This developes into a friendly pun war between Alberu "basically a charming prince" Crossman and Cale "Local Mystery Lout" Henituse. Everyone else is just waiting to see who wins and resisting the urge to yell at them to "kiss already, damn it!".

Rok Soo is running bets.

[unadulteratedbluebirdnightmare]

An AU with og!cale where he is basically a genius in the music (in tboah world but no white shit) and instead of him being trash he moves away from his family and becomes a international talented musician

(this can maybe turn out a og!albecale, og!choicale, whatever other ship you want or just a fic with cale having family issues but I probably just don't continue)

[sadlynotthevoid]

If I had a nickel for everytime I dreamed that Lily was kidnapped and Og!Cale ran looking out for her, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

In the first one, Lily got kidnapped in the Capital and og!Cale instantly started running around, doing detective work but also really in panic. At some point he figured out who could have a hint on Lily's kidnapper, but the person in question was in the castle dungeons. So he went and straight entered in a room where Alberu was having a meeting with other nobles, not caring at all who was there, and asked him to sign a permission.

Og!Cale: *opens the door* Your Highness, sign this! *Slams form on the table*

Alberu, who wasn't expecting a random noble to crash his office: ...

The nobles: *shoked in victorian era* ...

Alberu: how did you got here?

Og!Cale: I flew through the third floor entry. It has my mom's name on it. More important, I'm in a hurry. So could you sign it already?

Alberu, confused as fuck because 'wdym by third floor entry? That's just a window': *reads the paper* permission to visit the dungeons? Why do—

Og!Cale, too worried to even keep his trash act and also practically a mind reader (not really): My sister was kidnapped and that guy may know where she could be. As I said, I'm in a hurry.

Alberu: That's terrible. *About to sign it* Is there any other way I can help?

Random noble: Excuse me?! Your Highness, this is not according to the protocol. I had to wait for months after my solicitude was sent to have this meeting. Why does he get a special treatment?!

Og!Cale, without paying an eye: Aren't you that Viscount that keeps wasting big sums on gifts for a mistress? *To Alberu* I guess he's asking money "for his territory". I bet he spent all his budget and is trying to hide it from his wife.

The noble: *pales* That— you— Your Highness, I can explain *faints*

Alberu: *sighs* I'll have someone investigate it. *Signs the form* Is there anything else I need to know?

Og!Cale, already exiting the room with the permission at hand: *tilts head* I've heard that people had been dissapearing in the Southwest region. *Narrows eyes* Huh. It's near the Gyerre territory now that I think about it.

Og!Cale: Anyways, goodbye. *Leaves*

Alberu, absentmindedly: So that's what father meant when he said redheads are "a crazy force of nature that could destroy a little country without force".

Antonio, who happened to be in the meeting: *silently having an existential crisis*

It turned out that the culprit was Og!Cale's past teacher (yes, that guy) who was working with traffickers. He wanted to see whether Og!Cale would resolve his "little game" or he would "lose" (have Lily sold before someone finds them). He also kinda hates her because "he lost his student by her fault" (no, it wasn't her fault. He's just crazy).

Og!Cale found out where Lily was being held and he, along with a pair of knights, went for her. All of them had a fun time beating the creepy bastard.

Then Og!Cale walked to their house carrying Lily on his arms.

In the second one, a monster-like creature broke into Lily's room, took her and flew away. Og!Cale was sitting on his bedroom's window and saw his little sister being taken away by a blurr of mass. He jumped out of the window to follow, of course. Then the knights saw a thing flying over their heads and the young master speedruning after it.

Og!Cale: Come back here!

Hillsman: Young master Cale?!

Og!Cale: What are you doing?! Stop that thing! It has Lily!

Knights: Ah! *Start chasing the thing too*

I don't know what happened next because I woke up.

[sadlynotthevoid]

Fox. I meant fox, no foz.

Anyways, AU where he has spirit familiars and one of them is a red panda who gave him the ability to shapeshift into a red panda himself.

He uses to play with his other spirits (mostly the animal based ones, but also the little faes, the elementals, and the one that looks like a kid), jump onto people who deserve it, honestly, and get info.

No one suspects from the cute animal.

Spirit familiars are literally what the name says. Spirits to whom someone bonds in a familial relationship. The way the bond it's formed varies from spirit to spirit.

The possible gained skills or traits are just an after effect of being adopted by a spirit. Someone who joins a spirit family can't be completely human any longer because they form partially part of the spiritual kingdom now. The other way around, spirits with a mortal family member have a firm anchor to the mortal world that others mostly do not. So they can travel between planes as they please.

So, yes, it's convenient for both parts, but it won't work unless there are genuine feelings and intentions involved.

Og!Cale just happens to come across spirits quite often. Somehow he ends up with a big adoptive spiritual family despite not being even orphan (though these two things have no relation at all. Spirits don't care if they family has more mortal family. Sharing is caring).

Alberu is deeply shocked when the little ball of furr he has been feeding lately opens its mouth and shoots fire to the queen's latest assassination attempt.

what do red pandas even do

[idontknowmyownmind]

"I'm scared of the love I have for you. Because I know it will ruin me. And I also know that I will let it."

This is ogAlCale core, mostly from Alberu's pov

[cindythecyclops]

A scene idea for the Twin AU I was talking about earlier, here are some crumbs for all you little AlCale shippers.

Alberu went out to the garden during a banquet for some reason and some guys jumped out from the shadows and like fed him poison and chased after him.

Callie, who was also in the garden, gives chase once she sees this.

She managed to hit the guy carrying Alberu with a blow to the head (she threw a rock really hard) and used that momentary distraction to snatch the crown prince back and set him down a few steps away.

She then realizes that she is surrounded by like 20 armed kidnappers, she is wearing a beautiful elaborate deep mauve gown with heels, her hair is down and she has no weapon.

What she does have is her swordmaster aura, her fists and war-honed instincts.

So, she leans down and pinches Alberu’s cheek gently before whispering in his ear, “Don’t worry, your highness, I’ll save you.”

Callie proceeds to fight all 20 of them at once, burning skin and freezing organs and breaking bones before she steals one their swords and then cuts the heads off all of them in one round slice.

Alberu, who is sitting on the ground, hyperventilating from poison and panic is wide-eyed and in awe and kind of scared.

Callie approaches him, scrutinizing his state. She cleaned her hands from blood with her handkerchief and a nearby pond before sticking her fingers in Alberu’s mouth.

Alberu is, understandably, flustered. His cheeks flush red and his already uneven breathing gets worse. This is intensified when Callie puts her fingers in her own mouth to taste his saliva. She’s trying to figure out which poison it is since the symptoms are too common for her to figure out anything.

Ignoring the sputtering prince, she reached into her spatial pouch and procured a makeshift antidote before picking up Aberu and throwing him over her shoulder. She then begins rushing to the palace, keeping the stolen sword just in case they get attacked again.

So, Callie barges back into the banquet hall and it goes silent. She’s covered in blood, has a sword and some minor injuries and has the crown prince thrown over her shoulder.

Before anything is said or done, she takes him to the King and informs him of what happened, not caring about the eyes on her. Alberu is taken to the infirmary, Callie hands over the sword so it can be investigated and she gets a room to stay in at the palace.

And that’s about it. Also, just thought I’d mention it, I’ll probably post more ship posts about this AU because I really like romantic tension and sort of harems that edge the line of platonic and romantic.

[web-novel-polls]

different anon lol

Lowkey I agree with both of you. Bc I totally think timeliness can affect characterization so making a distinction can be important and "original" has been used interchangeably for both regression and transmigration but I also get why anon wants to separate those terms for lcf purposes bc within the lcf fandom there seems to be a weird amount of peeps who confuse og Cale with krs Cale and seem to think they're the same dude? Not everyone, obviously, but it's a common enough thing that I've seen it happen a few times. So being specific in the wording with og when referring to transmigration vs tboah when referring to timelines might help?

Which as you both pointed out is totally moot for the purposes of this poll lol bc og albecale fics definitely do both tboah Al and lcf Al so for the shippers, it seems to be functionally the same ship regardless of what timeline

In any case, I saw that you opened it up to recommended fanworks depicting rarepairs and since I'm here talking about these losers anyway, I would personally (what we lose in the fire) by AKingsAffection and an unfortunate change in genre by abralhugres are The og albecale works to read

(separate tangent but now I want to read a fix that has "both" Alberu's there LOL give og Cale an Al harem lolol)

Oh, yeah, that's fair. Honestly, I'm allergic to interacting with fandom too much, so I really don't mind changing things for clarity & what not - I will defer to y'all. I just hadn't ever seen the implication that "original" inherently implied the character was transmigrated (in my mind, we were having a scholarly discussion, btw)

Both fanfics have been added to the submissions post! Thank you!

👀

[pandorachristian]

Profile of The Twin Henituse in We need love

Cale Hernituse

Appearance: Shoulder-length hair, tie with the black ribbon in place. He has long-lashed, both beautiful and handsome, he looked more muscle than his brother but only a little...

Ability/habit:

_Cale can awake straight for one week or more when he wants and he can sleep anywhere anytime if he feels safe, especially when he is with Soo, Choi Han or Alberu. Yeah, that's his ability. That made his allies panic because he give no sighed of pass out then he just suddently lump over Rok Soo or Choi Han, who near him and sleep. Eventually, Rok Soo immune with it, following Choi Han. The three make sure to stay close with him so he can sleep anytime.

RokSoo Hernituse

Appearance: He has shoulder-length hair, long slashed like his brother. He is skinny even after all of the effort to fatten him up by his family.

Ability/habit:

_He can sleep two or three hours a day when he was busy thanks to Vitality of the Heart but he prefers sleeping more than it when he is free which sometimes leads to his brother panicking at first. And then his friend. Eventually, His brother used to it and sometimes let him borrow his laps. He and Cale were regular in Crown Prince and Choi Han's bedroom because It had warm heat. They only used their bed if they had each other.

The following was my commision for the fanfic. Of corse I have them as Priest clothes too.

[hajidumps]

og!Cale: I hate you so much

og!Choi Han: I hate you too!

[silence]

og!Cale and Choi Han: not you sweetie we love you

og!Alberu: thanks I was feeling a bit left out

[robins-on-lea]

Shit my TBOAH!Cale/Og!Cale has, at one point, said in my nonexistent Reaction Fic (Part 3):

TBOAH!Cale: [Smashes head down on the table]

SGT!Kim Rok Soo: H-Hey, what the fuck???

TBOAH!Cale: Sorry, the Crown Prince has his hair slicked back and it’s so hot I was afraid I might fall in love with him so I slammed my head down to prevent it

SGT!Kim Rok Soo:

TCF!Alberu:

TBOAH!Alberu:

TCF!Cale:

Og!Cale: [Nodding] Checks out

–

TBOAH!Choi Han: [Picking a fight with TCF!Choi Han]

TCF!Choi Han: [Is about to throw hands with TBOAH!Choi Han]

SGT!Kim Rok Soo: S-Shouldn’t we…shouldn’t we stop them?

TCF!Cale: [Wearing 3D glasses & eating popcorn] Nah

Og!Cale: [Doing the same thing with TCF!Cale] Yeah, we wanna see who wins

TBOAH!Cale: [Sees how hot and scary TBOAH!Choi Han looks] Well mark me down as scared and horny

–

TBOAH!Choi Han: FUCK YOU

TBOAH!Cale: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD

Og!Cale: [Sipping a sweet drink] Last time we had that conversation, he actually did

TBOAH!Choi Han: What

TBOAH!Cale: What

TCF!Choi Han: What

TCF!Cale: What

Og!Cale: What?

–

Og!Cale, @ TBOAH!Cale: Look, you need to hear the truth because the truth can set you free

TBOAH!Cale: Yeah, the truth can set me free, but it’s gonna piss me off first

–

SGT!Kim Rok Soo: Oh, complain complain! You know, when life gives you lemons-

TBOAH!Cale: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS

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TBOAH!Cale: How was I supposed to know that there’d be consequences for my actions???

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TBOAH!Alberu: You have got to be the worse Noble I have ever heard of

TBOAH!Cale: [Smirks] But you have heard of me

–

TBOAH!Cale: Pro tip! If you see one of those “Take One” candy bowls at a waiting area, wait until no one is looking and shovel the candy into your bag or pockets. God may judge you but his sins outnumbered your own :)

–

TBOAH!Cale @ TBOAH!Alberu: Please, I was born for politics. I have great hair, I love lying, and I use rumours the same way I drink alcohol!

TBOAH!Alberu:

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TBOAH!Cale: My life isn’t as glamorous as my hate poster makes it look like…

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Og!Cale: Died and came back as a Korean, I call that reincarnation

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TBOAH!Cale: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day

Og!Cale: [Nodding] Same

TCF!Cale: Mood

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TBOAH!Cale: Okay fine, I made a mistake. Now can you help me?

Og!Cale: Got two words for you, Mini-Me

TBOAH!Cale: I bet they won't be helpful

Og!Cale: Your problem

TBOAH!Cale: I was right

–

TCF!Cale, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch platform heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

SGT!Kim Rok Soo, can’t even fucking let go of the pillar beside him without the risk of falling down his ass: Y-Yeah, same

TBOAH!Cale, looking at them while walking flawlessly in sparkly red 6 inch stilettos: [Frowns] Are they supposed to be that weak?

Og!Cale, still in the 36-year-old Kim Rok Soo skin body, also walking flawlessly in sparkly black 6 inch stilettos: [Shrugging] I guess