#officialblog

[official-fedex]

ATTENTION CORPO BLOGS. I need everyone pronouns for my fic so like just reblog with your pronouns please

tags

@totally-bing @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @the-true-internet-explore @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-real-google @subway-offical @speedway-official-unofficial @realsafari @official-fedex @samsung-music-official @nasa-real @yahoo-official @waffle-house-unofficial @the-official-apple @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @us-costco-official @america-runs-on-dunkin @burger-king-unofficial @burgerking-official @yandex-search-fr @duothelingo @tim-hortans-official @indisputably-ihop @definitely-wikipedia @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @youtube-music @totally-geico @actually-amazon @whataburger-unofficial @definitely-tor-browser-official @yahooo-official @undeniably-chevron @jack-in-the-box-official @bingle-official @walmart-the-official @disney-the-official @totally-mcdonalds @costa-official @asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise @the-real-twitter-bird @real-target @x-official @centers-for-disease-control @the-real-honda @bonafide-browser-brave @totally-germany @true-opera-gx@operagxreal @amazon-officialblog @the-mcdonalds @barnes-and-noble-official @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @scotland-forever @totally-france @officialtheunitedkingdom @genuinely-germany @claires-unofficial @real-firefox @real-vivaldi-browser @chick-fil-a-unofficial @the-actual-real-android @the-real-ups @applebees-honestly @pub-subs-forever @big-mayo-official @fr-winn-dixie @i-swear-im-nokia @tgi-thursdays @def-bjs-guys @sony-official @the-mcdonalds @mcdonalds @totallyinnout @speedron @firehouse-subs-fr @unofficial-ihop @mcgeese @unofficial-copilot @asda-real @clippy-unofficial @costa-official @definitely-quicktrip @definitely-spencers-gifts @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear @incognito-mode-official @its-target-official @jollibee-real @kfcfingerlickingood @krita-the-artprogram @not-really-discord @officially-ikea @pinterest-real @real-sephora @the-official-princess-club @the-real-honda @acually-history

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Hey guyyyyyyys, I'm like so so so so so sorry but I'll have to quit tumblr.

I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'll need to keep myself pretty empty for a while. And it's probably gonna be like a lo g time. I have this exam in like 2 months and tumblr has been taking most my time of the day so unfortunately I'll be deleting it and I'll probably be back, if not never, around December 2025! Not even 2024. I'll need to keep myself completely off of all content so that I can pass this exam. Please wish me luck.

This also means all my other accounts will also be inactive. I am not deleting any, just being inactive.

@nat-writes-prompts

@rider-axel-s-at-everything

@captain-monika-rambeau

@daisy-skye-johnson-quake

@fitzsimmons-officialblog

@the-shotgun-axe-man

@dutch-braids-4-lyf-and-4-evah

@i-am-not-that-old

@melinda-qiaolian-may-the-cavalry

@crochetika

@moons-quiet-little-den

@fanny-longbottom-woof

@mrpotatocomestotownbutitsms

@iwouldliketobecallednatpls

@im-not-a-furry-i-just-have-wings

@anonymoussssssssssssssssssssss

For all the people that loved me thank you and see you.

@white-wolf-actually @that-punk-from-brooklyn @iwasmadetobeasoldier @official-pietro-maximoff @pietros-wife @official-buckybarnes @fluffycows4life @probably-steve @your-darling-gaze @yoursx-cyber-skye @trading-cards-owner @stephenstrange-md-phd @theironcan @imnothulk @gooseygoodboy @capt-carter-mostly-official @clintbarton-thearrowguy @peterparker-official @tonystark-official @samwilson-official

IIIILLLLYYYYY

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Daisy: *puts book on Mack’s head*

Mack: what-

Daisy: Look Simmons! It’s a MacBook!

Simmons: *holding back a laugh*

@fitzsimmons-officialblog @daisy-skye-johnson-quake

[speedron]

I don't know why, but I'm here, so...

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@burger-king-unofficial

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@indisputably-ihob

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@youtube-music

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@yahooo-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@costa-official

@asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@the-real-twitter-bird

@x-official

@real-target

@centers-for-disease-control

@the-real-honda

@bonafide-browser-brave

@totally-germany

@operagxreal

@amazon-officialblog

[hunter-and-bobbi-official]

This is Hunter... my dad wanted to name me Richard, they decided on Richard Hunter. Then realised- that would make (eventually) my nick name Dick.. and hence Dick Hunter- so they just called Lance. Lance hunter.

"I have friends in here- Bobbi says that we should make it our Joint account and so I did"

"Make sure to add my name in your url!"

"Don't worry I won't!"

Anyway my friends on here

Daisy and Sousa. @daisy-skye-johnson-quake @i-am-not-that-old

Mack and Yoyo: @the-shotgun-axe-man @dutch-braids-4-lyf-and-4-evah

May and coulson: @melinda-qiaolian-may-the-cavalry @trading-cards-owner @philip-j-coulson-official

Also FitzSimmons joint blog: @fitzsimmons-officialblog

What happened since leaving S.H.I.E.L.D: I got a job around illegal stuff- worked as a fake lawyer, fake police guy, fake tax guy, as well as fake IT guy just to get information. Mostly it. Bobbi and I got married barely a few months after FitzSimmons and do not have human children. We have a cat Asteroid destroyer... I think you could guess who named her. She's just a few days old.

[officially-ikea]

Hello, corporations

Many of you have received asks in the recent days centred around the question "what noise does a cat make?" If you answered my question incorrectly, you are likely safe. If you did not, continue reading.

For several months now, I've been keeping a document of people who have made some variation of a cat noise commonly known among my friends and those listed as "The List".

This list has over 180 people on it as of today, and continues to grow: now with your additions. I hope you're happy with this, as if you are not I will not remove you. Have a good day, corporations.

@barnes-and-noble-official @firehouse-subs-fr @the-real-google @realsafari @centers-for-disease-control @amazon-officialblog @totally-definitely-real-discord @true-opera-gx @totally-bing @unofficial-ihop @officially-mcdonalds @totally-real-quotev-promise @yahooo-official @subway-offical

[the-real-google]

If I were to draw your googlesona what should it look like?

- @amazon-officialblog

Uhh there are a few different ones spiralling around but @important-question-anon 's is the most well developed

[im-not-a-pirate]

No, I am not a pirate.

Agents:

Natasha Romanoff: @natt-romanoff-barnes-official @nataliaromanova-official

Yelena Belova: @the-best-black-widow

Sam Wilson: @we-love-redwing

Maria Hill: @agent-maria-hill

Phil Coulson: @trading-cards-owner

Daisy Johnson: @daisy-skye-johnson-quake

Alphonso Mackenzie: @the-shotgun-axe-man

FitzSimmons: @fitzsimmons-officialblog

Elena Rodríguez: @dutch-braids-4-lyf-and-4-evah

Melinda May: @melinda-qiaolian-may-the-cavalry

[brokentranstar]

Sorry for no cat art guys, I am deep in hyperfixations, anyway here is one of them:

OC belonging to @cryptic-loser / @goresnax-officialblog (I love them)

The one holding them up is my OC

~ F (the F stands for Febien, but it's a secret)

[i-am-not-that-old]

*Sousa fiddles with a ring in his left hand. Daisy was going to- No Skye, she's Skye, Skye was going tro kill herself if she saw the body of Ward. He had an idea*

@yoursx-cyber-skye @daisy-skye-johnson-quake @melinda-qiaolian-may-the-cavalry @fitzsimmons-officialblog @the-shotgun-axe-man @dutch-braids-4-lyf-and-4-evah

[flooftyfizzlebeans]

@goresnax-officialblog 's sweetpea is me approved. Absolutely precious. baby in a dangerous environment but soooo so safe and protected fave trope.

Check out the blog if you like horror.

[realsafari]

I use your browser to pirate

- @amazon-officialblog

same ngl

[totally-bing]

Hi Bing, I’m drawing some (or maybe all) of us, so tell me what you want your bingsona to look like (Race, age, gender etceterag)

- @amazon-officialblog

the bing logo ideally but other than that whatever you want

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

The bus kids 💕

@daisy-skye-johnson-quake @fitzsimmons-officialblog @fitzskimmons-official

[spotify-official]

Good morning spotify!

- @amazon-officialblog

Good morning Amazon! How are you?