im-not-a-pirate

[im-not-a-pirate]

Reporting in, sir.

Good to have you back, Agent Morse.

[im-not-a-pirate]

*nods* if you’re sure your ready for it, that can be arranged.

I’d like to be put back in active duty, sir

@im-not-a-pirate

[im-not-a-pirate]

Hey dad! I’ve been super busy but I’m back to kick some ass!!

@n4vy-fury

Hey Navy, good to see you’re back and ready to fight. Seems like the world just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Glad to see it, Parker.

hey eyepatch >:)

where do ya think i learned that..

@the-real-peterparker

Peter Parker, glad to see you’re not ghosting me again. And also, when will I finally get people to stop calling me that?

[im-not-a-pirate]

*he sighs* I’m not supposed to be fun.

Offended you'd let people call you eyepatch but Ican't call you grandpa Fury >:/

@nev-valkyriesdottir

I don’t let them call me that. They just do.

[im-not-a-pirate]

No more calling me eyepatch. Or pirate. Or anything that isn’t Fury, or Director Fury.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Fine, you know what? Nobody’s going to call me either of them.

Offended you'd let people call you eyepatch but Ican't call you grandpa Fury >:/

@nev-valkyriesdottir

I don’t let them call me that. They just do.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Offended you'd let people call you eyepatch but Ican't call you grandpa Fury >:/

@nev-valkyriesdottir

I don’t let them call me that. They just do.

[im-not-a-pirate]

hey eyepatch >:)

where do ya think i learned that..

@the-real-peterparker

Peter Parker, glad to see you’re not ghosting me again. And also, when will I finally get people to stop calling me that?

[im-not-a-pirate]

You know those outbreaks that I had a lot? For a long time they’ve been gone but I’m nervous that they’re going to come back, and I don’t want to hurt my family

@agent-grant-ward-shield

I think I know why they happened, and I assure you, the person who was responsible is under constant supervision from one of our agents.

[im-not-a-pirate]

What are you thoughts on John.

More specifically, on John dating Bob?

I’ve never met the man before.

Who is Bob?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Oh great, there’s a New Avengers?

Who the hell came up with that dumb name?

What are you thoughts on John.

More specifically, on John dating Bob?

I’ve never met the man before.

Who is Bob?

[im-not-a-pirate]

What are you thoughts on John.

More specifically, on John dating Bob?

I’ve never met the man before.

Who is Bob?

[im-not-a-pirate]

That your signature?

What’s it to you, Barnes?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Heyyy sooo

I won’t be active until Saturday, cause I’m going to a sleep away camp and I can’t have my phone with me sooo…

This goes for all of my blogs, and I’ll reblog it with my more popular ones

I scheduled some posts on my Yelena acc, so those will post while I’m gone. Pls still send asks tho, I’ll reply to them when I get back.

[im-not-a-pirate]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[im-not-a-pirate]

I know about the cookie box. Because who do you think stole it the first time :>

@nev-valkyriesdottir

My god…

Do not give this critical information to anyone else, understood?