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inkstaineddove · 3 years ago

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Man as Mirror

Ships: PruAus if you wish; background PruHun and FraAus

Characters: Roderich, Gilbert; mentioned Erzsi + Francis

Summary: Arriving home early from Paris, Roderich encounters a shirtless Gilbert in his kitchen, leading them to have a conversation Roderich could've gone without.

Vienna, 1774.

Once his carriage safely rolled to a stop, Austria stepped out of it and stretched. While even he could not deny the beauty of Paris, nothing pleased the heart quite like home. Servants rushed about him, ushering in his extensive luggage. Sidestepping away from them, he gazed up at the early-morning sky and allowed himself the luxury of taking it all in. The fading purple of night, the sun shyly poking its face out through his hedges, and the birds singing their daily hymns. Truly, there was nowhere quite like home.

Feeling sufficiently uplifted, he entered the home and mindlessly made his way up the stairs. He froze once his hand hovered above the doorknob to his bedroom. He had been burned once before doing this and while, thankfully, all other parties had been asleep, the event had caused him enough mental anguish to power him through another three decades. Still, the desire to change out of his travel clothes was nigh impossible to dismiss. Leaning an ear against the door, his decision was made for him when he heard something like a moan come from Erzsébet. Changing could wait.

All remnants of his good mood dissipated as he silently grumbled to himself about their guest. While it certainly came as no surprise – Erzsébet did this every time he was out of town and, honestly, Roderich had grown to expect it – but hearing them was different. Sure, he was no fool and they made no effort to pretend but having indisputable proof of their trysts was another. Roderich was cursed to have found a spouse and enemy full of cunning. He noted that, if the two of them ever put their powers to good use, he’d have to compliment them for it. For now, while he was their target, any appreciation was out of the question.

He felt his body yearning for caffeine and knew what the next item on his agenda must be. Still lost in his thoughts, he was completely caught off guard at the sight of a bare-chested Gilbert standing over the kitchen counter. It was comical, really, watching such a brutish man delicately pour cream into two dainty mugs, mentally measuring out the right amounts. Roderich stood back and watched the whole performance in domesticity, studying the man before him as he never had before. The way his back and shoulder muscles shifted with each movement; how he never slouched even when it would be far more comfortable to; how the whole time, he never stopped humming marches to himself.

This scene felt too intimate and Roderich understood that he was not its intended audience. What he needed most from his rival now was hostility and not misguided fantasies of marital bliss. He cleared his throat and stepped into Gilbert’s line of sight. “For me? How sweet of you.” He snatched the mug closest to him and added in his usual five spoonsful of sugar. He held up a finger when he felt Gilbert gearing up to protest. “She’s still asleep. Besides, no one likes waking up to cold coffee. It sets such a tone for the day.”

They settled into a tense silence, neither one wanting to acknowledge the other. It was childish, Roderich understood, but failing to will the other out of his existence was better than devolving into petty insults or a physical altercation. And, if he ignored all rational thoughts, he didn’t even care. When around each other, what else were they but ancient children? There was no reason for them to speak, why invent one?

“Paris again? How many times have you been there over the last three months?” There almost appeared to be a hint of affectionate teasing in Gilbert’s words.

Roderich turned to face him and was surprised to find Gilbert already observing him with mild interest. What a strange morning, one he wished he could find some escape in by returning to bed but felt certain would provide him with no real escape. If anything, the pair would wake him up and demand he leave his own damn bed for another room, that’s how selfish they were. Against his will, he felt himself noticing the strength in Gilbert’s body, all broad shoulders and muscle, the physique of the ideal warrior. All suddenly clicked on why Roderich always found himself flat on his ass whenever they’d begin to trade blows. His arrogance had blinded him to the fact that imperial power mattered little when they weren’t trying to kill each other on the battlefield. With biceps like that, his only chance to get the upper hand would be a swift kick to the groin, which even at his worst he was too principled to resort to.

He was brought back to reality when Gilbert began snapping his fingers in his face. “Jesus, has anyone ever told you how creepy that staring thing you do is? Like you were trying to undress me with your eyes.” He straightened up and shivered. “Commission a portrait, it’ll last longer.”

“Please, don’t be so crass. This,” Roderich flippantly pointed to Gilbert’s outfit, “is already enough. If I imagined you in any less, I’d be ill for at least a month.”

Gilbert smirked as he took a sip. “Funny, most people have the opposite reaction.” He leaned his hips back against the counter and crossed his arms over his chest. “Now, how much more stalling can you do? What’s kept you in Paris so much? I don’t recall most treaties taking that much time to…hammer out.” He bit his lip, trying to suppress his snickering.

“It’s rude to talk work at breakfast.” Austria couldn’t be bothered to mask his irritation. Things such as ‘politeness’ and ‘civility’ always seemed to go to waste on Prussia. “And, if you’re fishing for what’s in our agreement, you’ll have no such luck from me. You’re wasting your time.”

“You think I give a damn about what’s on a fucking piece of paper? As if I’d be wasting my time on that. I don’t know who blabs more for the right price, your officials or France’s.” Gilbert’s demeanor was too casual. “Most of the time, we don’t have to go to those damn meetings anyways. We’re little more than decorations, the bureaucrats have everything written before they even breathe a word to us. We know that, they know that. There are always ulterior motives for our little business trips. Whenever I come here, I tell my current minder I’ll be off doing a diplomatic something-or-other in Vienna for a week, don’t wait up. They buy it even though they know the real reason I come to this shrine of gaudy antiques.”

“Your point, Gilbert?”

“My point is that you’re no different. Sure, you tell everyone that you’re renegotiating this or that little detail and maybe your officials believe it. And you tell it to Erzsi, and she believes it since it’s easier than thinking the husband she loathes so much is just as miserable as her. And maybe you believe it too because you have to lie to yourself first to lie to everyone else. But you can’t fool me.”

The whole time he spoke, Roderich was staring down into the contents of his mug. When all was quiet between them was when he finally looked up, laughing. “You must be desperate if you’re begging to get a morsel of gossip on me from me.”

Gilbert scoffed. “I’m not fishing for gossip. If I was, I would’ve gone through your letters while you were gone. And, before you ask, I’ve never done that. Not for lack of trying, I’m just not good at picking locks.”

The vein behind Roderich’s left eye began pulsating. He rubbed his temple gingerly, wincing. “I think I prefer it when you act like you can’t stand to be in the same room with me. Why the annoying younger brother schtick?”

“Maybe I’m making up for lost time.” For added emphasis, Gilbert made sure to loudly schlurp down a sip. Roderich’s wince at such a noise caused him to snort some coffee out his nose. Wiping it away, he grinned. “Or maybe I just want you to stop thinking you’re any better than me. Get you when you’re unguarded.”

“There’s a glaring hole in your plan. You’ve forgotten that I would never allow myself to be so vulnerable around you, no matter what time of day it is.” He mockingly shook his head, tutting. “I understand that, for now, we’re officially getting along just fine, but don’t mistake that for camaraderie. The first chance either of us gets, we’ll be back to stabbing each other in the back for sport. It’s who we are.”

“Well, aren’t you a pessimist.”

“Hardly. I simply know our natures too well,” Roderich sighed, growing weary at this line of conversation. “So, if this is only temporary, why should I feign tolerance towards you? Quite honestly, you’re not important enough to me for that sort of performance. Even if you were, you would see right through it. No, my energy is better spent on nobler pursuits.”

Gilbert had set his mug down, now drumming his fingers on the countertop. “I’m not asking for friendship; I’m asking for honesty.” He rolled his eyes with the temperament of a teenager. “Whatever. You got me sidetracked. It’s pointless anyways; you’re too delusional.”

“Excuse me?” That was quite the accusation from an unusual source. “At this point, you may as well come right out and say it.”

“If you insist,” Gilbert’s tone lilted up, songlike and jeering. “What you won’t admit is what I started this whole conversation with. All these trips to Paris, they’re not about work or diplomacy or any of your other shitty excuses. I know and you know that the only purpose is to blow a load in Francis’ ass and get away from your miserable life.”

Roderich set his mug down gently. There was no need for it to spill, to make a mess all over the clean marble. “For a moment, I’m going to ignore the vulgar insinuation you’ve made about my relationship with Francis.” He looked up, not breaking eye contact with Gilbert. “You know nothing about my life and my contentment with it. I understand that you are a deeply unhappy and wretched creature and why shouldn’t you be? There is nothing for you to go home and boast about, no shining accomplishments of yours not bathed in the blood of an innocent people, but do not project your misery onto me. For all your crowing to the contrary, we have never been, nor will we ever be, the same.”

Gilbert scoffed. “And everything you’ve ever done, there was only glory to be found there? All the princes you absorbed into your own lands, they were willing? The Bohemians, the Hungarians, they love your rulers? Are you pretending that only Russia and I invaded Poland because I remember seeing you at the table, carving out portions for yourself.”

“I’m not so naïve to believe I haven’t picked up the sword before. And, if necessary, I would again. You’d be wise to remember that.” Roderich straightened up, pulling his shoulders back. “But I’ve achieved just as much without force as with. The home we’re currently standing is a monument to such.”

“Please. It’s a monument to other people’s power and what it can get you. We don’t impact change, we just ride the waves of it,” Gilbert sneered. “This house is a prison for all who come in it. A golden cage is still a cage, Roderich, even for the largest bird.”

Roderich sighed with a roll of his eyes. “Mixing your metaphors doesn’t make you sound wiser, I’ve told you this before.” Needing caffeine for his growing headache, he took a sip. “I assume you’re including yourself among the captives.”

“To a degree. I can leave whenever I want – as you love to point out, I do have my own house – but where would one of us be without the other two? We are the protagonists of our own tragedy.”

“I sincerely regret that old king of yours got you into theater. Next you’ll be telling me how all the world’s a stage and we are but merely players.” When Gilbert opened his mouth to comment on that, Roderich held up his hand. “That wasn’t an invitation for your Shakespearean theories!” He rubbed the bridge between his nose, his prior weariness intensifying. “Why does it matter to you so much? Why must I parade my discontent as you and Erzsébet do? If you make your life’s purpose revenge against an unjust world – there you go! I admit it’s unjust! – you are sure to become more miserable than ever before. Perhaps you should learn that before it destroys you like one of your dear tragedies.”

“It matters because you act like you’re superior to us in every way when, really, you’re no different. And I don’t think I’ll ever understand that,” Gilbert’s voice softened with something akin to regret.

Something in his tone of voice, in his posturing, lit a fire within Roderich. His eyes hardened and he pressed his lips into a scowl. “Understanding is what you want? If it’ll get the defiling power of your pity off me, then so be it! I am better than you in every conceivable way. If I am to you but a mirror, peer close and you’ll realize it too. Where you feel trapped by the circumstances life has thrown us in, with a life that can never truly be our own, I’ve taken what you’ve failed to grasp. While you were slaughtering pagan Easterners in your little bog, I was here, accumulating wealth and power you’ve only fantasized about. I am the seat of an empire that you only have access to through Brandenburg.

“But those are meaningless things, aren’t they? Because here’s what really matters to you – the only thing, isn’t it? I’ve seen how you stare; I know that look – I’ve got what a childhood spent pining among the monks prevented you from getting. Did you ever mention it to them? How young love made that vow of celibacy torturous? How close did you come to breaking it? How many Hail Mary’s did they make you perform for every impure thought? Do you wonder what they’d think of you now, going through all this because you’re in love with your brother’s wife? Phrased just so, they would burn you at the stake again. Ah, but the hellfire is familiar, isn’t it?” Roderich glanced at the clock hanging behind Gilbert’s shoulder. “Erzsébet should be waking now. Go play domestic and bring my wife some coffee.”

Roderich forced himself away from Gilbert, who was left crestfallen with his wide eyes and gaping mouth. He had said enough, gloating would be overkill. He entered his study and locked the door. If there would be consequences for his monologue, let them come later.

The day was still new. Roderich stared out the window. Despite checking the clock, his adrenaline had made him forget the time. He approximated it was no more than nine. He began pouring himself a glass of brandy, but stopped, preferring to drink from the bottle. He gazed around the vast emptiness of the room beyond its sole occupant. He raised the bottle for a toast:

“To the prison of my own making. There is no place quite like home.”

#aph prussia #hws prussia #aph austria #hws austria #pruaus

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bookworm555 · 3 years ago

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For the character ask meme: Prussia, Iceland, Denmark, Hungary, and any additional character of your choosing

OOOH, awesome, some characters I've never gotten before! Thanks! :D

Gilbert:

favorite thing about them: (Edit: OH MY GOD I forgot to answer this one -screams- Okay I am fixing that now): He’s a fascinating character, and the strips/episodes with him vary from hilarious to serious. I also like the fact that he keeps all those journals chronicling his life (though sad headcanon time: I can see those being for his family and friends in case he does disappear for real someday.)

least favorite thing about them: Without getting too much into history...he's an ass, to put it lightly. I guess he could count as a 'problematic fave' for me, haha, XD

brOTP: he and Ludwig (naturally, his actual brother), and maybe him and Raivis (in modern times, for that one)

OTP: Probably PruMano or PruHun

nOTP: Germancest

random headcanon: In modern times, he acts loud and boisterous a lot of the time so that he's acknowledged (whether that attention is positive or negative, he doesn't care). He wants the attention so that people are less likely to forget him; he's worried that if not only the humans, but his fellow nations too, stop thinking about him, he'll fade away and die for real.

unpopular opinion: Not sure how unpopular this is, since I haven't really explored his side of the fandom much, but, despite his bloody history, in modern day, he gives off the vibe of being good with kids.

song i associate with them: 'Everybody Loves Me' (by One Republic)

favorite picture of them: Probably this one, his profile picture from the 2009 April Fools Day event:

Ice:

favorite thing about them: I like his personality; he's relatable, to me. His design is also very fun to draw.

least favorite thing about them: He can be an angsty teenager at times, haha.

brOTP: Him with Nor (his actual brother) or him with Den, or platonic HongIce

OTP: IceLat or EstIce (though I also really like IceSey and IceLiech, and HongIce is cool too)

nOTP: RusIce and TurkIce, NorIce (because they're brothers :/ )

random headcanon: (Due to his eyes being inconsistently colored in official art) His eyes are normally blue when he's calm and relaxed, but during times of stress/when he's sick/when he's angry or sad/etc. they change to purple. Yeah, he knows it's weird, and no, no other nation's eyes do this. Another headcanon I have is that, depending on his mood, his hands/body temperature is either cold or very warm. (As a reference to the 'land of fire and ice')

unpopular opinion: Not sure how popular or unpopular this is, but I see him as asexual (but biromantic). And for this second one, I haven't seen this around as much lately (thank goodness; I got annoyed whenever I saw it in like...2010/2011), but he doesn't hate Nor/the rest of the N.ordics. He just gets annoyed with them from time to time. But not genuine hate.

song i associate with them: 'Sleeping Sun' (by Nightwish)

favorite picture of them: This one from the Collezione:

Den:

favorite thing about them: Almost everything, haha. (He is one of my all-time favorites from this series). I love how caring and concerned he is about the well-being of his fellow N.ordics (the best example of this is in the Halloween 2013 special, specifically the part where he has that conversation with the little girl). I also really like his design; I think he's aesthetically attractive and fun to draw, XD.

least favorite thing about them: Maybe that he can't read the room at times?

brOTP: He and Ice, of course. Also him with Alfred. I also really like DenFin (platonic or romantic), also NedDen

OTP: DenNor, DenEst

nOTP: Uhh...trying to think...not that I've even seen this around, but RusDen, I guess (just because I barely ship Ivan with anyone)

random headcanon: He has a huge sweet tooth, and always has candy on him. He once filled Berwald's Christmas stocking entirely with Swedish Fish candy (provided by Alfred, of course XD). Ber of course acted annoyed, but secretly, he thought it was hilarious.

unpopular opinion: (Once again, not sure how unpopular these are) He's not stupid, he just tends to leap before he looks.

song i associate with them: Misery (by Maroon Five) [but only because I remember a good DenNor AMV with that song, and I am blanking on any others at the moment X'D]

favorite picture of them (I have two that are tied; I couldn't pick between them X'D):

Elizabeta:

favorite thing about them: I like how she's both tomboyish and girly. (Though I feel like she was forced into the latter role before she wanted to be)

least favorite thing about them: She can be a little aggressive in personality at times, I guess.

brOTP: PolHun!! (though I ship this romantically, too)

OTP: AusHun and PruHun

nOTP: Turk.Hun

random headcanon: She sang Hungarian lullabies to Feliciano when he was young, and Feliciano still remembers them (though just the tune, not the words).

unpopular opinion: I don't think she actually wanted to settle down with Roderich, at first. (Okay, and the episode where Gil goes looking for her, then sees her in a dress and acting 'girly' breaks my heart :( )

song i associate with them: Bad Reputation (by Joan Jett)

favorite picture of them:

(And because I've been editing 'The Number Three', and the next chapter focuses on him, for my last character, I choose...)

Raivis:

favorite thing about them: He's a hidden genius! (Also, he reminds me a lot of myself when I was his [human] age)

least favorite thing about them: He's an alcoholic (I get why he is, but OUCH that hurts my heart)

brOTP: He and Peter, EstLat

OTP: IceLat, LatLiech

nOTP: Rus.Lat. And while the other NOTPs on this response are more on the 'meh' side (or 'ick', due to the characters being related), this one really squicks me out. I can rant about why I hate it for like...ever, X'D. But I won't, here.

random headcanon: He has frequent nightmares (which was also shown to be canon in one of his bios, actually), and finds it very hard to sleep alone, even in modern day.

unpopular opinion: He's not stupid; he's actually very smart (and this was confirmed to be canon!); he just gets blunt with his words when nervous.

song i associate with them: ...I have a lot, X'D. But to name just one: 'Nobody's Home' (by Avril Lavigne) [GODD this gets even angstier if you imagine Toris or Eduard singing this about him kjsdhfasdf {just switch all the she's and her's with male pronouns--or picture the Nyo versions}]

favorite picture of them:

#heatherxandxhollyxberries #response #hws

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another-mexico-oc · 5 years ago

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💖 What your favorite Mexico´s ship/OTP says about YOU ...

Spanish version —> AQUÍ

Hello everyone! The month of love is finally over, but before that, inspired by the “What your Favorite Hetalia ship says about you” and related; and since Mexico is one of the most shipped countries (at least by the Hetalia and Countryhumans latin fandom), I decided to make this in collaboration with my cousin. If you are not familiar with this, basically it is a recopilation of facts some people share when they ship Mexico with another country.

WARNINGS AND NOTES BEFORE WE START:

- This post is for both, Hetalia and Countryhumans fans. I clarify that in this blog we don´t discuss which one is better than the other, we enjoy the healthy part and avoid the toxic part.

- This is just for fun, and IT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Think of it as a horoscope, you can share some of the facts, maybe not. The main purpose is to have some fun.

- We are aware that not all the ships will be here, or that not all of them will have the same extension. We tried to gather all we could.

- This is an extra warning for the English translation: This post may contain a lot of mexican and latin american modern references. Also, the best known historical periods are going to be mentioned, so if you are not familiar with the history of Mexico, we invite you to watch this video, and to consult other articles and media.

Without further due, let´s begin:

FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS ONE OF THE POSSIBLE REASONS YOU SHIP MEXICO WITH ONE, IF NOT, MORE COUNTRIES:

- You are mexican, I don´t have a doubt. You have a Mexico OC and you make fanarts and write fanfics about him/her with your favorite character.

- You are latino, and you came from the Latin Hetalia fandom, or you are from the latin fandom of Countryhumans (obviously, Miss Sherlock Holmes).

- You are neither mexican or latino, but still you like Mexico.

- If you are from Hetalia, you are still waiting the day Himaruya publish the official design of Mexico, so he/she can interact with your favorite character.

OKAY, NOW LET´S GO WITH THE SHIPS:

IF YOU LIKE 🇺🇸 USAMEX (USA X Mexico) 🇲🇽

- Favorite fanfic genre: Angst.

- Your guilty pleasures are the toxic love, the impossible love or the unrequited love. Or perhaps you like stories about people who fall in love with their chilhood friend. Or you like the phrase “From hate to love...”

- If you are from Hetalia, (also applies to Countryhumans) probably you also like FrUK (France x UK) or SpUK (Spain x UK). Or you simply don´t support USUK (USA x UK).

- If you are mexican, probably you are from the North, and you love the North and South Mexico OC´s. (And obviously, you ship North Mexico with USA).

- If you are mexican, you probably have visited the United States or your have relatives living there. Going further, you are chicano.

- You love the states personifications of both countries, and you are fascinated by the idea that Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California are the USA and Mexico kids.

- If you are from Hetalia, you like cowboy America, and you also like Mexico dressed as a revolutionary or adelita.

IF YOU LIKE 🇷🇺 RUSMEX (Russia x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You hate USAMex and surely you don´t like United States if you are mexican.

- Your favorite historical event: the Cold War.

- Favorite word: Tripaloski.

- You like couples with a lot of height difference. Lil Mex is the most adorable thing in the world.

- If you are a Countryhumans fan, probably you also ship Perú with USA.

- You like love triangles stories. (Cough… cough… USA x Mexico x Russia)

- You have seen Youtube videos of “Rusos Reaccionan a…” (Russians react to), and of mexicans in the Russia 2018 FIFA.

IF YOU LIKE 🇨🇦 CANMEX (Canada x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You like fluffy ships.

- You think Canada is a better suitor than the toxic USA and the distant and cold Russia. (Or if you are from Hetalia, you think Russia is too mad and unstable for Mexico)

- If you are mexican, you have visited Canada, you want to work or study there, or you have relatives living in Canadá.

- If you´re from Hetalia, it is likely that you don´t like CuCan (Cuba x Canada).

- Also, if you´re from Hetalia, you got excited when in the anime and the manga, Kumajiro mentioned Mexico, and then you got mad because he/she was never showed up!

- If you´re mexican, you were into the memes of Peña Nieto and Justin Trudeau.

- Like Russia case, you adore the love triangles, but in this case you like stories about brothers who have a crush on the same person.

IF YOU LIKE 🇪🇸 SPAMEX (Spain x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You like sugar daddies. (Daddy Spain 😏)

- Your guilty pleasure are stories about possesive couples and couples with secret lovers. (Okay, that´s not healthy...)

- If you´re from the Hetalia fandom, you do not like SpaMano (Spain x Romano), and if you are mexican, you will never accept (or you ignored) that canonically, Romano received better treatment than the rest of Spain colonies.

- If you are mexican, you like when Mexico (or New Spain) is represented as the spoiled kid, as daddy´s little princess, and as the best colony of Spain. (Sorry, the other Spain former colonies.)

- Your favorite Mexico periods are the Conquest, the New Spain colonial era and the Independence.

- Probably you not only ship Mexico with Spain. Actually for some reason you like Mexico cheating Spain with another country, either England, France, a latin country and, why not? with the United States.

IF YOU LIKE 🇫🇷 FRAMEX (France x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You like to live the expensive life: Eating in gourmet restaurants, buying brand clothes, expensive trips with a five-star hotel stay. Or if you had money, you would love to live the expensive life.

- You like fashion and architecture.

- Favorite Mexico period: The Porfiriato. If you´re mexican, you think that outside of the bad things, Porfirio Díaz made great contributions to the country, and his remains should return to Mexico.

- If you are mexican, you live in the capital, or/and you love to visit Mexico City downtown.

- You like stories about characters who made the casanova to fall in love with them, or stories about the stalker gaining his crush´ heart. (Creepy...)

- If you like male Mexico, you like him to be a flirt and gallant. If you like female Mexico, you like her to be very femenine and dressing pretty outfits.

IF YOU LIKE 🇬🇧UKMEX (England x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- If you are from Hetalia, obviously you like tsundere characters.

- You are fan of Harry Styles, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Queen, the Beatles, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, or any other english celebrity.

- You´re a big fan of gentlemen like Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice or Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre. In fact, you have readed a lot of books from that period and from that genre.

- You like black humor, wordplay and double entendre phrases.

- You hate Spain and you think England would have been a better sugar daddy. (Why would you think that?)

- You think England would have been a better colonizer than Spain (Why would you think that?)

- If you´re from Hetalia, you like pirate England.

IF YOU LIKE 🇩🇪 GERMEX (Germany x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- If you´re from Hetalia you think Italy doesn´t deserve Germany. In other words: No GerIta.

- You like dogs, and you want to adopt Paco from Countryhumans.

- Favorite historical period: WWI and WWII.

- You are one of those who think the Zimmerman Telegram was a love confession letter from Germany to Mexico.

- You think England and United States are the worst for intervening on your OTP.

- You like stories Romeo and Juliet´ type: Two people who are from opposite groups who fell in love with each other.

- Also if you´re from Hetalia, besides you like the Doitsu, you like his BDSM side. (Fifty Shades of Germany, coming soon to your nearby bookstore)

IF YOU LIKE 🇦🇹 AUSMEX (Austria x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- If you are mexican, you think Maximilian I of Mexico would have been better governor than Benito Juárez.

- If you´re mexican, you think Mexico should have been an empire since it´s independence.

- You like stories about arranged marriages, or stories about a poor character who marries a rich one, like in telenovelas!

- If you are from Hetalia, probably you prefer PruHun (Prussia x Hungary).

IF YOU LIKE 🇮🇹 ITAMEX (Italy x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- Congratulations! You are 1000% unique and different. Oh, and you are alone in your fandom too. Barely there´s someone who shares your ship.

IF YOU LIKE 🇯🇵NIMEX (Japan x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You´re mexican and you are 100% otaku.

- You are tired of Mexico being shipped just with europeans, latinos and north americans. Asians also deserve time y admiration.

- You love cats. (You may be also in the furry fandom)

- If some of the previously mentioned ships have this feature, with this one you confirm that you like complete opposite couples.

- You love long distance relationships.

- If you´re from Hetalia, you like Japan quiet, shy, inocente tiene la mirada… 🎵 🎵 🎵Le tomo la mano, y siente algo extraño … 🎵(Okay, i´ll stop singing)

IF YOU LIKE 🇨🇳 CHUMEX (China x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You don´t like neither USAMex or RusMex.

- Or maybe you like the Rusia x México x China love triangle. You can add USA, and now you have some kind of love square.

- You have seen the Chumel Torres on HBO videos, specially those that are titled: “Mexicanos al Grito de Trump” and “Latinos Enemigos”.

- You like the apps Wish and Tik Tok.

- Unlike those who ship FraMex, you prefer to save money by buying good, pretty and cheap things. You have bought in Miniso and in other Chinese low-cost variety stores.

- You like couples with a lot of age difference (If you are an Hetalia fan, you know what I mean). In other words: 🎵A mí me gustan mayores, de esos que se llaman señores … 🎵

- You prefer Huawei rather than Iphone.

IF YOU LIKE 🇰🇷 South Korea x Mexico 🇲🇽

- It is more likely that you came from Hetalia than Countryhumans, and you think Korea needs more recognition alongside China and Japan, even more when this character was censored from the anime.

- If you´re mexican, your ship started when: “Hermano coreano, ya eres mexicano”. (Korean bro, you are already mexican)

- You like K-Pop.

- You have seen videos of El Coreano and Coreano Vlogs on Youtube.

IF YOU LIKE 🇧🇷 BRAMEX (Brazil x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇦🇷 ARGMEX (Argentina x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇨🇱 CHIMEX (Chile x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇵🇪 MEXRU (Mexico x Peru) 🇲🇽, or ANY OTHER LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRY X MEXICO.

- IN GENERAL:

- If you are from Hetalia, obviously you are from the Latin Hetalia fandom. If you are from Countryhumans, obviously you are mexican and/or latino.

- Your favorite characters are without doubt the latinos, and you prefer that all stays in family. In fact, you don´t like to ship Mexico with first world countries, or you use these last ones to create love triangles, love squares, or any other love geometric figure.

- You like Mexico being the dom of the relationship.

- BRAMEX: If you are from Countryhumans, you are most likely to be a fan of @torakashu. You don´t like Argentina x Brazil, or maybe you like the Argentina x Brasil x México love triangle. You also ship Argentina with Chile.

- ARGMEX: You don´t like Argentina x Brazil, or maybe you like the Argentina x Brasil x México love triangle. You also ship Brazil with Uruguay.

- CHIMEX: You live with roomies. You love tsundere characters like those who ship UKMex, but maybe not too tsunderes. And people who don´t like your ship, you smack´em with your guitar! ( 😁)

- MEXRU: If the people who ship RusMex like lil adorable Mexico, you think that Peru (who is even more short sized) is the most mega super 1000% kawaii thing in the universe. Probably you also like the Rusia x Peru x USA x Mexico love square.

IF YOU LIKE 🇺🇦 UKRAMEX (Ukraine x Mexico) 🇲🇽 or 🇧🇾 BELMEX (Belarus x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- Your favorite historical event: the Cold War.

- You think that RusMex is very overrated, and similar to the CanMex case, you think Russia siblings are better suitors.

- You don´t care to ship countries which do not share a lot of history and interactions compared to others.

- If you are from Hetalia you are a Belarus fan,and you ignore or hate her canon personality in the manga and the anime.

IF YOU LIKE 🇳🇱 NEDMEX (Netherlands x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You are from the Hetalia fandom, without doubt.

- Favorite Mexico Historical Period: The New Spain Colonial era.

- You like mysterious guys and with aura of "bad boy" but romantic on the inside.

- Eh… you like tulipans???

IF YOU LIKE 🇵🇭Phillippines x Mexico 🇲🇽

- Favorite Mexico Historical Period: The New Spain Colonial era.

- More probably you are from Hetalia than Countryhumans.

- You like dom Mexico.

- Is probably that you ship, both Phillippines and Mexico, with other countries, since this two have their own harems.

IF YOU LIKE PRUMEX (Prussia x Mexico) 🇲🇽, 🇵🇹 Portugal x Mexico 🇲🇽, Scotland x Mexico 🇲🇽

- You are an Hetalia fan.

- PRUMEX: You don´t like GerMex.

- PORTUGAL X MEXICO: You don´t like SpaMex.

- SCOTLAND X MEXICO: You don´t like neither UKMex or USAMex.

- IN GENERAL: You don´t like popular Mexico ships, and you prefer to ship Mexico with the siblings of the popular countries.

IF YOU LIKE 🇲🇽Mexico x Any other country which is not on this post 🌎

You like random ships, you are unique and different, or you simply are a mexican who has visited or likes certain country.

IF YOU LIKE 🇲🇽 Mexico x Mexico 🇲🇽

- You are a 100% patriot mexican.

- You like the North, South, and even Central, Mexico OC´s.

IF YOU LIKE 🌎THE MEXICO HAREM (Everyone x Mexico) 🇲🇽

- You are mexican without doubt.

- You like submissive Mexico, or you like the flirty Mexico OC´s.

- You think Mexico is the best country in the world and everybody should know it.

- You get excited everytime a foreigner speaks well about your country. You often read the news about Mexico and it´s negotiations and agreements with the other countries.

- You have thoroughly investigated the history of Mexico and its relations with other countries. You've watched the YouTube channels of MainWatchers, Yolo Camotes and The Nopal Times Tops

- You are studying or you are interested on the next careers: International relations, History and Languages.

- If you´re a fan of Hetalia, you like all the male characters and you fantasize about them.

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We finish! If you like it and you had fun with it, I invite you to reblog it with this emoji: 💟. We also invite you to reblog it so you can share it with more fans :)

I still have a lot of work and it seems it will get more hard, but I´ll do my best to keep active. Without anything more to say, see you all on the next post.

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dennorweek · 6 years ago

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an official announcement post! bc my weird rambles didnt look ProfessionalTM

inspired by other ship weeks - nedden week, pruhun week, gerita week, there’s tons of them - here is a new week! for dennor! (though that was kinda obvious lol)

you probably know the format by now - 7 different days of prompts and such. there’s no confirmed date or themes yet, but the survey is here if u want it!

nyo!, neko! and any other AU is accepted! the purpose of this week is just to appreciate the ship in all its forms :))

the prompts and date should be confirmed on or before july 5th! if u could reblog this to spread the word, that’d be super appreciated!

#hetalia #aph #dennor #aph denmark #aph norway #hetalia denmark #hetalia norway #dennor week #dennor week 2019

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sand-rose · 6 years ago

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Thank you so much for the tag @toomuchawesomenessforyou!! :)

1. Nickname: Chels (family and friends), Sweetness/Sweetie/Angel (Alex), Peanut (sister)

2. Zodiac: Scorpio

3. Height: 5′ 4″

4. Hogwarts House: I took three tests (personality quizzes are fun!) and all of them said Ravenclaw. Guess I can now officially buy merch representing my house! lol

5. Last Thing I Googled: The sorting quizzes. lol

6. Favorite Musicians: Ellie Goulding, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco

7. Song Stuck In My Head: That dang “Fun Tonight” karaoke song from the Sims. It’s just so catchy and I love it. It was playing in my head at work, then when I played and the Egos gang went to a karaoke bar I heard it a few more times. I can’t escape it!

8. Followers: 435

9. Following: 339

10. Do You Get Asks?: Every once in a blue moon

11. Amount of Sleep: Depends on my work schedule and my days off... Anywhere from 5.5 to 10 hours.

12. Lucky Number: 4

13: What Are You Wearing?: My pajamas. A blue tank top with a cute little owl that says ‘I love the nightlife’ and my blue froggy pajama shorts.

14: Dream Job: I don’t know anymore... At this point, something that’s not too stressful, pays a decent amount, and I’m not socially drained from interacting with customers. Ideally, a job where I can be my own boss and do something I love, like writing or drawing.

15: Dream Trip: I’ve wanted to go to Japan since second grade, when we did a unit on the country. I want to see the cherry blossoms, tour Shibuya and find the landmarks referenced in The World Ends With You (and maybe take some cosplay pics)... I want to go to Akihabara and buy too much merch from my favorite anime at a thrift store... I want to go to some of the places Simon and Martina (from youtube) have made videos about. There’s so much I want to do there and probably can’t do it all in one trip, but even just a day in Japan would be amazing to experience... >///<

16: Instruments: I wish I could play an instrument but I didn’t have the money for music lessons when I was in school and now I don’t have the time. But if I did, it would have been cool to learn electric guitar or the piano.

17: Languages: English. I took 3 years of Spanish in school but I’m a bit rusty. I also started learning Japanese a few years ago (after years of just learning random words) and really want to get back into it again.

18: Favorite Song: “I Need Your Love” by Ellie Goulding. This was the song that really got me interested in her music, and to be completely honest it’s because I had just started shipping PruHun and that song hit all the feels. For the longest time whenever I would draw PruHun I had to have that song on repeat. lol

19. Random Fact: Uh... I can never think of random facts when I need to. lol So after a quick google search for one... “Between 1912 and 1948, the Olympic Games awarded medals in sculpture, music, painting, and architecture. After the Olympics were skipped during the war years, it returned in 1948, but after a debate, the competitions were scrapped.” Thought that was interesting and a little sad. I’d like to see an Olympics for the arts!

20. Aesthetic: Wearing my white sun dress with blue flowers on it (that I have yet to wear again since graduation) and my white lace jacket, sitting on a decorative bench in a garden and admiring the bushes of blue roses around me (it’s my aesthetic, they can be blue, lol). There are no bugs, there is no wind, the weather is perfect, and the scenery looks like something from a painting I know I don’t have the skills to paint. Night comes, and I change into my leather jacket with knee length leather boots, and Alex and I have a night out browsing the mall, having dinner at a restaurant, or catching a movie. We just have fun together, laughing and talking about anything that comes to mind. As we walk through the parking lots, the moon and stars are out and every time we get out of the car I can’t help but look up at the night sky and point out to him how pretty it is.

Thanks again for tagging me, these are always fun! I tag @supersxnico, @basilof221b, @embersofstardust, @lila-cherryblossomtree, @chicken-nuggets10, @reinxshademix and anyone else who would like to do this!

#time for bed now lol

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goldammerchen · 10 months ago

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official pruhun + autotranslation

is there any official translation of this image? can someone translate this please?

(hetarchive link)

edit: translation and notes about it in a comment (tysm!!) (edited the link to my own rb previous bc link broke somehow?)

■報われない■

プロイセンが飼ってたうさぎみたいになりました。ちなみにそのうさは実家でのんびり暮らしてます。

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■Not rewarded■ [IMAGE] It looked like Prussia's pet rabbit. By the way, that rabbit is living peacefully at my parents' house.

#pruhun #hws prussia #hws hungary #aph prussia #aph hungary #hetalia #hello from the queue #official pruhun

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icebear4president · 1 year ago

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RED ALERT RED ALERT THEY ARE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER YOUR HONOR

#hws prussia #hws hungary #hws pruhun #pruhun #hetalia official art #prussia x hungary

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paperuniverse · 2 years ago

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It’s an awesome Friday!

#pruhun #paperuniverse post #hetalia #prussia friday #hws official art #hws hungary #hws prussia

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ghost-of-tonhalszendvics · 6 years ago

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Fandom Tag

Rules: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions, then tag 10 people you want to know better. (Hah, I don't dare to tag 10 people lol)

Tagged by the awesome @thefreakzone bless you

Three fandoms: ( I had to think a lot, bc Hetalia was and still is my first real fandom...)

Hetalia

Marvel

Star Wars

The first character you loved:

Hungary. I didn't watched the show in the chronological order. After the first 5 epispde I googled if Hungary's there, and then checked out all of the episodes she was in.

Hah, Loki. I've seen one or two Iron man before I watched the Avengers. I said, I'm watching it bc I have to practice English.

Anakin Skywalker. I was always a slut for edgy emos.

The character you never expected to love so much:

Austria. I'm a simple Hungarian, and because of my education I hated all of the big bad countries that (at first I typed "who"...) made shit to my coutry, which includes some german nations and Russia. Now I love them all.

The other two fandoms are meh, I don't even read in them. But maybe Captain America and Rey.

The character you relate to the most:

Hahaha, Romano all the way. And Arthur, because my stuff is kind of vintage and I would die for a nice cup of tea.

Bucky and Cap bc I'm old fashioned and I never know, what's happening in the world.

Chewbacca. When I'm talking, people always ask me to repeat because I cannot speak understandable.

The character you’d slap:

"America." (I repeat thefreakzone's opinion. I'd slap him, too. And maybe France, because he deserves it.)

Jane Foster.

Anakin Skywalker. I just... just... argh.

Three favourite characters (in order of preference):

Prussia, Romano, Denmark (and all of them, seriously.)

Bucky, Natasha, Tony.

Anakin, Leia, and that one stormtrooper in the bottom left edge of the screen in the 5th episode

A character you liked at first, but now you don’t:

Depends on the actual bad guy in my writings, but I'm not able to dislike any of them.

Peter Parker, he's annoying. Oh, he WAS annoying.

Yoda.

A character you didn’t like at first but do now:

Austria, and I explained it before.

Thor. I liked Loki, so I had to dislike him, but now I don't.

The full cast of the last two films. I needed some years to befriend them.

Three OTPs:

(Only three in this shipping paradise??) PruHun, FrUK, DenNor, Spamano, NedCan (or CanUkr)

Stucky, Logyn, Tony-Pepper

I dunno, maybe the official pairings...?

I’ll be tagging only @tulikettu, because I don't know anyone and I always have struggles with calling out people I don't know.

#tag game #játék #I was tagged omg #i love you #if you want this game tell me and i'll tag you too

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worlduniversityrp-blog · 7 years ago

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Accepted Prussia App

Accepted! Please have a blog up within the next week, and send the URL to this blog so we can add you to the members page. @olliebennet

OOC

Name: Oliver Pronouns: he/him/his Contact URL: olliebennet.tumblr.com Character Wanted: Prussia Activity Level: 7 Timezone: -6 CST Password: accepted Members Page Icon: http://www.hetarchive.net/images/index.php?level=picture&id=490 (official art) Extra: Trans man, will change main blog if i get the part

Full Name: Gilbert Dietrich Beilschmidt

Age / Year: 21; year 3 Gender / Pronouns: trans man, he/him

Appearance: Gilbert has pale skin and icy blue eyes. His hair is just barely blond, and his eyelashes barely show up, but he is known to occasionally wear mascara. He wears a chest binder and is completely pre-op, but is three years on Testosterone. He has a very angled jaw and bony limbs, standing at 5'9".

Personality: Gilbert is a fun-loving individual with a somewhat snarky personality that he uses to hide any insecurities from the general public. He is a bright personality, and is great friend to those that can get past his haughty exterior.

Skills: Gilbert can play the flute obscenely well, but he isn’t in any kind of music class; His grandfather taught him to play when he was young. He can also play the cello, but not nearly as well. Gilbert is also exceptionally good at maths, though he hates to admit it.

Flaws: Gilbert hates to admit weakness, which is a weakness in itself. He doesn’t like to ask for help and thinks that he knows the best way every time. He also tends to come off as a huge ass.

Backstory: Gilbert came from a broken home. At the age of 16, his world turned upside down when his father died of lymphoma. His mother had never been around, and so he was forced to take on a paternal role for his little brother, Ludwig.

When Gilbert was 17, he came across the term “transgender” online and realised that the term applied to him. After months of struggling with his newfound identity, he was offered a scholarship for impoverished LGBT students. He immediately flew himself and his brother to the United states. Gilbert has been in New York ever since, and he couldn’t be happier with his new life.

Headcanons: -Gilbert is trans and pan -He smokes weed somewhat often.

Major(s): History Minors: Anthropology

Ships:

OTP(s): PruCan, PruAus, PruAme, btt (or any two), etc.

NOTP(s): PruHun, RusPrus

Writing sample: Gilbert finally understood the term ‘don’t judge a book by its cover.’ As he stepped out of the airport, bags in tow, he couldn’t help but realise that New York wasn’t just broadway and singing orphans. From each bodega on the corners of the streets to even the large theatres and their signs, New York city wasn’t what he’d been led to believe, and he loved it! He couldn’t wait to learn his way around this huge, bustling metropolitan world. He hoped that the college campus would be just as alive as the city streets. His gaze fell upon an uber matching the description he was looking for, and he quickly threw his things in the back, hopping into the seat, knee bouncing in excitement for what was to come.

#aph prussia #application #1p #submission

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