#officer!terry

[demon-blood-youths]

Wow, I had no idea Rust nd Sai were that crazy on the officers. I worry about the other officers that is watching some of your members and the others. Do you both enjoy teasing them like that?

@the-silver-peahen-residence Rust and Sai look at each other after hearing the anon's question before laughing and snickering with each other. "Is it bad if we do?" Sai smiles slyly. "Those guys were the ones teasin us first, ya know? Goin bout that they can take care of us and make sure we don't get into trouble cuz of our records." Rust grins. "I mean who wouldn't want to mess with them?" Rust laughs. Said nods, "It started out as business as usual until we decided how far we can tease them until we have them under us."

"Davion was hard to get down." Rust smiles, "I try to take him down so I can touch the pretty sensitive places. He couldn't take it so he made sure I behaved. It helps both of us be in this place. It's a good exercise if ya know what I mean.." Said the blond. ------

"Ah..ah...damn...this is a good workout!" Rust panted as the rouge knight rode the dragon non-stop. Davion is growling underneath while he is being tied up. "Come on. Don't be like that! It's fun for both of us."

"Ah..fuck...Rust..." Davion groaned, closing his eyes as he felt Rust bouncing onto his cock. He feels so great. "I might get tired so let me drink some of your blood. As payback, I can offer some of mine." Rust tells the dragon before he goes to speed up the pace. "After this, you can have me however you like." "Shit...when I do. I make sure you behave, Knight." Davion growls as his eyes glow. Rust grins with a lustful look in his glowing crimson eyes, "I can't wait..." ------- Sai nods, "Same thing with Officer McGinnis, I enjoy his company very much. We started off as light first before further down the rabbit hole. I had him in a lock before biting my fangs into him." Said Sai, revealing snake fangs. "I made him super aroused to where I have him. It was fun. ------ "That's it! Right there, bat!" Sai moans as he makes sure to keep the bat close inside of him while wrapping his legs over his waist as the bat is under his spell, pounding into him non-stop. He made sure to have Terry close to his neck so he could bite him or whatever. Sai moans when Terry bites into him, feeling those fangs. Sai bucks his hips back. Sai is enjoying the pleasure now between them. His cell is a good place for them to release their urges. "Fuck...there! Don't stop! I make sure to give you some of that in return." "Fuck..Sai...you...snake..." "Yeah..I know. But I like you love this, don't you?~" Sai's words are like the temptation to Terry. He couldn't help himself to chase that pleasure as he kept thrusting into that warm tight hole of the snake. "We can go...ah....many rounds if you like. We got all night, my lovely bat~" ----- "That's how we spend our time with them." Sai smiles. Now he thinks about it, he hums, "I also heard that Ink got six officers looking after her. It seems like Mr. Henderson looks like he needs serious help." Sai smirked. Rust nods before blinking, "Oh yeah! Did you hear? Itadori and Fushiguro got assigned to that guy named uh...guy with the red streak in his hair. You know. That guy? Officer...Hash..moto or something?"

"Him? I pity the poor soul. He is about to get eaten up by those two. Those two are what I consider tops. Officer Hashimoto is a...hmmm..what do you call it?" "A sub?" Rust goes to drink some water. "If you present someone that looks ready to eat, no doubt that those two want you. I bet you that they're having fun with him and making him come back to them over and over. Knowing Itadori, he makes sure that his partners feel good. Ask Fushiguro." "Indeed. Fushiguro told me that they use toys to keep the game going." He said. "But anyway...we aren't worried. You see...Ink and Oblivion are good when it comes to officers." Rust grins, "Yeah. I mean...after all..most of the inmates run the join. The officers are like our....um...people we love to hang out with or pass the time in here. Fun times." He grins. "Now you know, anon. That said...we should find the bat and the dragon. I'm up for another round." Said. "Same here!" Rust grins.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Hey officer Ryu, Davion, and Terry is that true:

Do most of the inmates you are guarding that bad? I mean, they can't be that bad...can they?

@demon-blood-youths

Terry, Davion, and Ryu looks to see the anon ask this question but the three were silent. They were doing night duty right now but was hesitant to answer.

"What makes you say that?" Davion asked.

"To first say, they inmates here are bad but they do learn to listen if spoken to or ordered to follow orders. They can try anything they want..but they won't win." he said even if he was ignoring the dirty thoughts in his head.

"He's correct. We are guarding our charges for a reason and because Mr. Henderson gave us the mission to do so. We would be sure they are following the rules when needed..even during check up." Terry adds in but he was being quiet looking away.

"......" However, Ryu had no words that made the other two look at him.

"Ryu? You good-"

"I'm fine...though that leaves one question. Didn't you two check on Kisho today? Is he alright? He looked a little feverish."

"..He said he was fine..but I don't know. Do you think those two charges are doing something to him but he can't tell us?" Terry asked.

"I don't know..maybe. But that's what we were warned about; these inmates are dangerous..and we shouldn't fall for anything they will try. For now, we just gotta keep on our guard...and not fall to them." Davion said seeing the other two agree. Though, it was hard when the one inmate keeps teasing, flirting, and doing naughty things for them to hear the sounds they make. The two knew that feeling but Ryu only remains silent not saying a single word.

He didn't know but something about Matt was dangerous but tempting in a way. Like he was asking for him to do something and he seems like the dom type. Was he also a switch too? Shaking his head, he wouldn't think too hard on it. Even if their cheeks were flushed.

[dimity-lawn]

[carrtoonfreak]

I love chaos in a boring office setting

[pratchettquotes]

There was the sound of shuffling and the click-click of a walking stick, and a bent, elderly figure appeared in the gray, dead, dusty air.

"Groat, sir," it wheezed. "Junior Postman Groat, sir. At your service, sir. One word from you, sir, and I will leap, sir, leap into action, sir." The figure stopped to cough long and hard, making a noise like a wall being hit repeatedly with a bag of rocks. Moist saw that it had a beard of the short, bristled type, which suggested that its owner had been interrupted halfway through eating a hedgehog.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

[heartsia]

merry christmas ♡ feliz natal!

[llumimoon]

Hehehe this was a great way to draw some characters I don’t draw as often! <3

[itsbrucey]

Was thinking more about my monster au and if it would have substance or just be " the dads are monsters" and I realized it would be funny if they were monsters from the forgotten realms and got sucked into the normal world to find their sons. Their sons haven't fully hit " monster puberty" or some dumb shit yet so they blend in easier and the dads have to find them in mundane and safe places where they stick out.

Also it would be funny to find out that Henry wasn't always a Harpy but got adopted by harpies as a baby and he kinda. Got magicked into one. Even funnier if Jodie is a demon upon showing up but finds out he's human and has a magical girl transformation to be normal,,,

Also I'm still not over Selkie Ron like Lark cooked so hard with that. My little seal fella,,,, he winds up in an aquarium and had to pretend to be so incredibly normal but ends up stealing a herring bucket.

DIGS NAILS INTO ARMREST. Also Werewolf Darryl transforming by accident bc of emotion..... Naga Glenn trying to hide with dresses and coats ( it does NOT work).

[elbowstuff]

Sorry for neglecting you my Tumblr folks… have a big Scott dump

[aspiring-creative-person]

Ok just finished monstrous regiment today. I’m gonna dump some of my thoughts, will post fanart sometime this week.

First of all, I’m a little surprised people are shipping Polly and Maladict? Like in my mind there is a significant age gap lol but if you read them closer in age I guess I see it

Ok I know Maladict is canonically a woman but I still read him as a man. Like He/They maybe because who really knows about vampires you know?

Jackrum being a trans man makes sense to me. Literally said “I am your dad now” in more ways than one 😂

Honestly I read Polly as gender fluid? I haven’t seen many people talking about this. Like, there are moments, at least two, where she feels like she’s dressing *up* as a woman, not just dressing *as* a woman, and I guess the end where she tells the girls they can choose might indicate this but also I guess was more there for plot reasons but still.

Ok, also I absolutely love Otto the Vampire?? What a character entrance 😂😂

I haven’t actually read many other discworld books. I wasn’t aware until after I finished this book that some of the side characters in here are major discworld characters, and I’m excited to keep reading it!!

Oh more about Maladict. I also didn’t reread the physical description until the end, and I view him as very short and not actually really skinny like it describes him oops. But it’s too late I already have my image of him. Anyway I love how in discworld the vampires are like, middle aged men, rather than sexy Twilight high schoolers forever 😂😂

Also Igorina is so cute??? I’ll never get over characters who are like aliens or something, enjoying something that tastes bad to other people. It’s always so wholesome 😂

Also Blouse!!! Super fun! I love him. He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit. And also he is actually really smart! And he sticks up for them when it matters :) Good for him.

Ok I think that’s it for tonight oof

[its-your-girl-geekerella]

Here's a simple math problem:

Psych + The Office = ?

Do you have an answer? Ok, here goes:

Brooklyn 99

[bruciemilf]

I think the best secret alliance Terry could make isn't with the OG Commissioner Gordon but with Martinez.

Nobody needed to be the world's greatest detective to know how a Britney Spears playlist made its way into Terry's spotify. Also, Martinez tells the best stories.

Martinez: Wanna hear about the time the commish punched the bat in the face?

Terry: Spill.

Martinez and Bruce's dynamic is so underrated, throw Terry in there and it's the perfect storm.

Martinez: One time he stepped on a bug while we were on patrol and cried for two hours

Terry: That's nothing, I found him having a funeral for a roadkill that wasn't even his. He had a priest and everything

Martinez: thought he was Jewish

Terry: he is, he wasn't sure if the raccoon was

[dimity-lawn]

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[unrighteousbooks]

It has been quite some time since I posted a photo of a book simply because it is beautiful. Here, then, is a handsome copy of a book called Going Postal, written by some fellow named Pratchett, This edition was published by Doubleday in London in 2017. The name of the author sounds dimly familiar and I feel that I've heard it before, but my memory is often faulty.

[pratchettquotes]

Many people feel called to the priesthood, but what they really hear is an inner voice saying, "It's indoor work with no heavy lifting, do you want to be a plowman like your father?"

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods