#officeposting
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whatever self portraits as office girl on mountain (2024)
#guys blow this up im being so fr#inspired by all these damn office themed photoshoots i am seeing except i couldnt do it in an office. because that is work#office siren bitches come here right now You're getting thrown onto the mountain#photography#<- i actually really like photography and id like to do some proper photoshoots with a model who isnt myself and a real camera so im not#propping my phone up on rocks#my photos#my face#tasmania#office tag#self portrait#officeposting
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i had a client try to date his signature as September 12 today and all i could think was
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HVAC technicians LOVE to pay for things using the ONE card im not able to input into the system. it’s like their number one favorite activity (next to affectionately making fun of me)
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"if you'll be a good girl" is not something i expected to hear on a conference call as a reply to someone saying "please cc me in that email". however, that is a thing that happened today.
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Thinkin about vampire Jim Halpert and vamp hunter dwight shrute for some fucking reason
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How am i supposed to focus and work when they are sending emails talking about an "act of submission"
#officeposting#in english its called a “submission deed” it seems#well that doesnt have the same effect does it :/
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The night that Andy and Oscar and Michael all went to Winnipeg, I think Andy should have cheated on Angela with Oscar and I think it would have been really cute and really fun
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Entire office is on break so we can go outside ( it is very lightly snowing and we are in California )
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If your hours are 0900-1500 and it's 1533 then what are you doing at your desk GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
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self-portrait as early iron age girl forced to work office job (2024)
#allow me to put the year there like that because this feels somehow like a landmark piece of art for me#i made the fibula also#okay to rb#also disclaimer i like. adore my job. it still makes me feel like this#ulrikart#art#self portrait#iron age#office tag#grave goods#self harm tw#sh tw#officeposting
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POV you’re my boss having an unscheduled Serious Meeting with the other bosses but i need you to sign something so i open the door like
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so sexy how pdfs can be attached in other pdfs. you wish you had what they have
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sorry for officeposting in 2023 but when Kevin says "you tried to choke me with your shoelace" it bothers me every time that Dwight's response is not "false. I tried to suffocate you with my shoelace"
#i would have loved a 'false. you are not nauseous you are nauseated. i feel fine' somewhere in the series too#dwight shrute
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not to be officeposting on main but I think Dwight Schrute is MY problematic fav
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Working in an office full of millennials is the most bizzare experience. I was introduced to a manager yesterday via the phrase “this is alex, he is the most precious bean”
I told a manager today that a customer had applied for an incorrect payment and they said “oh god we love that, do people not know how to count?”
All the managers have stuffed toys or fidget toys they walk around with, there’s a guy with a desk full of funky pops, someone is wearing a shirt that says “eat, no sleep, game”. It’s chaos.
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andy was really terrible and then he was ok and then he was fucking unbearable I cant I hate him so much
#bs#officeposting#SEE I MADE A TAG FOR IT#anyway the writers are just like hmm is andy a dickhead this ep or nah? *flips a coin*#hes very sweet sometimes... he is. he has good episodes.#but like I just love erin so much I kinda hate andy whenever hes mean to her#they tried to do a jim and pam with those 2 and it WAS GOOD but ???#then they threw pete in there like huh???? can you just give erin a happy ending please?? like ok wtf#hot take gabe is better than pete cause gabe is FUNNY#pete is just like hahaa im a regular guy hahaha im plop#im sorry I had a bad day today lol
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