#offawning

[puppytoothed]

--At least @offawning enjoyed Fishing...

[psyprick]

@makosupreme @49percentchanceofbees @notoriosly @yxllowdawn @washingtoncapitol @vigorice @frosttouchedseidr @nutsukc @clementleaf @kyrkcgrim @straightcode @tunnelmutt @cannulate @giltwing @fantasybobbyflay @offawning @midaes @edgybyproxy 

with a bit of investigation it seems this is the most people i’ve ever had to tag in a single greeter post. this is also the most text i’ve ever put into a greeter post, urls excluded.

hello. who are all of you.

[lollydex-blog]

offawning replied to your post: @luvborne @0prj @offawning @pharoaha @gelehrt...

good evening!! or, well, goodnight?? it’s pretty late! how are you?

Its evening here yup Im good what about you pal?

[cemeteryfun]

offawning replied to your post “offawning replied to your post “@offawning Well why not then I...”

uhm.... well, I've never seen anyone, uh, do, that, so it's a moot point! and i'm not being weird about it, you're the one making it weird!!!

Uh huh.. okay.. No I am being realistic. Sure Mr ‘fur rubs me in the wrong way and makes it sooo hot’

[asterhewn-blog]

@offawning

Hello my name is Aster and welcome to jackass

[specterebus]

@offawning started following you

Hey there deerie ; ] How’re you doing

[betterthan777]

#oh my gosh!!! oh gosh!!! are you okay?? #oh gosh gosh gosh you look like you're hurt really bad what DID that???? #:((((( please rest up!!! and get someone to clean you!! >:( #rest up please!!!

@offawning 8eau youre such a cutie its okay honey im already healing up im leagues 8etter now than i was when i posted that mean, mean people did that  they wanted to come in and steal all of my things 8ecause they were angry that they lost their money its okay though im okay i promise <3

[cutemoniic]

offawning replied to your post: am i a bride now????? will i be wed after...

ohhh crongrats!!!! i hope you have lots of glitter at your wedding, or at least lots of flowers!!

i???????????????????

[owaraiparadise-archive]

offawning replied to your post: offawning replied to your post: ...

bloodflow!

that most definitely wasn’t the word i was questioning, but alright. i already did get up, for the record.

[sugarstarlights]

#what a cutie pie saltlick!#you have such nice eyrs and cheeks!#eyes* woopsie hehe

Oh, uh thanks!

[darkchild]

offawning said: i have hooves too i'm small is all!!

Stand on a box.

[puppytoothed]

offawning replied to your post: Of COURSE I’m Furry I’m a Dog????? Why do people...

i think they’re being rude!! like, “a furry” instead of calling us our species or animalese. idk it felt mean to me maybe i’m over reacting ／(･ × ･)＼

😣 It seems like a lot of people on this website are kinda mean! Oh well, I’m tough enough that it doesn’t raise my hackles~ I’ll make sure that people aren’t mean to you, though because that’s TOO FAR!!!

[psyprick]

@offawning replied: congratulations!!!

you’re very excited.

[lollydex-blog]

@luvborne @0prj @offawning @pharoaha @gelehrt

Golly lots of people uhh. Heya.

[cemeteryfun]

offawning replied to your post “@offawning Well why not then I guess.. It’s just how I type. I am not...”

only professionals and humans wear pants! it's kinda a formal thing. animalese people typically have fur all over, so most of us forgo pants since all they really do is rub our fur the wrong way and make us tooooo hot!

Uh.. okay. So what if you pop a boner..?? That should be hard to hide.. or bend over.. Also you are making it sound really fucking weird. But sure, I am not even surprised..

[thegodofdecay]

That's good! I'm glad! I'm a bit of a nervous mess myself, but its all good.

It's a pleasure to meet you as well Beau! What was it like growing up in such a large family? I had one shitty older brother who uh... Hired an assassin to kill me and my wife. So I don't know much about real, and healthy sibling dynamics.

thegodofdecay:

Oh good! I’m glad that didn’t make you uncomfortable at all!

I suppose I could introduce myself now that I’ve buttered you up. I’m Vell, Decay, necromancer, part time panther.

i’m a real relaxed kinda dude, saltlick!

hellovell! i’m Beau! uh, deer, foodie, oldest of eight! it’s a pleasure!