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This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?
#hsr#phaidei#phaidei nation I humbly offer thee a low quality meme to cope with the doomed yaoi that was going on#phainon#honkai star rail#fellas is it gay for your red coded rival to your blue coded rival to clasp his hands over your own after you stabbed him#due to thinking he was the objective of your revenge quest#pull your sword deeper in and by consequence add to your proximity while smiling and fondly say “Found you.”?#Was it casual when you had an insanely charged and homoerotic scene in the hot baths that had you face down on the ground at his feet?#no but seriously these two have me in a chokehold#what do you MEAN you told him your precise weak spot just in case you became you turned against his cause#and his presumed future EMIYA Archer coded shadow self immediately went precisely for it?#and you KNOW you'll die with a wound in that weak spot in your back and you told him about it anyway#and you tell people to keep an eye on him after you go to meet your fate and then ask him to watch over your people#and he says he'll work hard to learn your language#AND FINALLY#“If there's a chance in the next life you should come visit my library.” WHAT IF I PERISHED ON THE SPOT?!#that's their “See you in the next world.”; their “Do stay alive. I wish you the best of luck.”;#their “I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”; “You were a wonderful experience. You were everything.” etc etc#they make me ill (positive)#also I find it so funny that as a KevinSu shipper in HI3rd I went into Star Rail expecting for the dynamic to be more coded with Anaxa#only for Phaidei to hit literally all of my points and favorite tropes in a ship and by consequence my head with a steel chair lol#really hope we see Mydei again soon because literally the first thing Phainon does after he's gone is talk about him all the time#he is a professional yearner and I respect him for it (especially since I too miss Mydei as if he's Odysseus going off to war and sea#for 20 years and I'm Penelope waiting at the shores of Ithaca)#also sorry for the low quality screenshot I was literally too invested in the quest to try and take better ones#gotta love how Hoyoverse is always giving the Kaslanas some of the best romances in their games and ESPECIALLY so if they're queer#myphai
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yuuta is the boyfriend BAWLING when he has to drop you off at the airport. it doesn’t really matter how long you’ll be gone, he will be crying, and he’s gonna cry just as hard when he picks you up again too. but that’s not surprising, neither is saying that satoru smothers you in affection and soft gazes but waits until you’re gone and he’s back home to let the tears out. the real gag is that toji is also crying. it doesn’t happen when he drops you off, or when he gets home, and honestly he’s fine for the first few days—crabbier than usual, slower than usual, groggier than usual—but, fine. it’s somewhere around the third or fourth day of your absence that he finds himself crying, unintentionally. he feels the tears on his lips before he realizes they’re falling from his eyes, and there’s a moment of confusion and then a soft laughter of disbelief before he lets the rest of them fall. he doesn’t really know why he’s crying even while he’s crying. he doesn’t sob or make noise or smush his head into a pillow, but when he gets up to wipe his face, he’s confronted with his reflection in the mirror and that’s when it hits him: he’s sad. if you’d asked toji, he’d say he hasn’t experienced true sadness before that moment. despite all the shitty things in his life, he held a sort of neutral, it is what is attitude about it all—but that’s not the case with you. toji’s sad because he misses you and it’s probably the first time in his life he cries because he can Feel something is missing inside of him
#toji fushiguro my beloved…………………#ok but yuuta really is crying a river LMFAO#he cries when he drops you off when you’re gone when he picks you up and even for a day after you’re back#he’s just…… he has big wet doe eyes !!! you can’t blame him#satoru’s eyes are SOOO wobbly but ofc he plays it off and hides it well (not That Well) but it all comes out once you’re gone#megumi doesn’t cry but he’s an absolute ball of incompetence and insufferable behavior while you’re gone#do not recommend pissing him off during this time 😭😭#yuuji doesn’t really cry like he misses you and he tells you every day and he tells everyone in his vicinity that he misses you#but he more so……. like…….. idk if preening is the word but he’s doing Everything for u right before u leave#he’s brushing your hair and doing ur laundry and eating with you and painting your nails#he’s smushing in all the acts of service and quality time possible bc there’s gonna be a little hole in him while you’re gone and he can’t#take care of you :(( baby boy :(((#the only normal people are nanami and hiromi LMFAO#💌
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Is it not normal for 14 year olds to be mostly self sufficient??
#reading reddit posts makes me question things#I was however very neglected and got myself off to school by myself starting in 2nd grade so maybe it isn't normal#but like I could do laundry and cook and clean??
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me when i think too long about how lisa is very gently and tenderly caring for carla while she recovers from surgery and we don’t even get to see it
#giddy giggly smitten lisa doing her girlfriend’s dishes and laundry after work#tucking her in with a lil kiss turning off the light saying i’ll see you in the morning#sitting and talking to ryan before she leaves#her being the tiny pocket sized gentleman that she is#like it’s not enough to think about it let me SEE#swarla
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but fr buck could be reading off their grocery list and eddie would be happy and content to listen to him. he just loves the sound of buck's voice. it's the soundtrack of his life.
#Buddie#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#buddie headcanons#buck x eddie#when he goes to el paso I just imagine the off time from work is them on the phone#Doing mundane things they would've done together like their laundry or grocery shopping or cooking ugh
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This is petty of me but there is something darkly satisfying about finally seeing everyone turn on a guy you always thought was a whiny asshole
Like I never followed him but when I got into MCC I very quickly noticed how there'd be arguments about things being "unfair" and how Scott Smajor would get called slurs after every MCC that Dream and his buddies were in and how that notably didn't happen if they weren't in the MCC.
#dream situation#idk it's just nice to see ppl turn from being too scared to say anything bad about him bc of his stans#to just speaking the truth#he's even worse than just a whiny asshole turns out but like. I'm not hugely surprised#it's a bigger scale with more serious allegations sure#but at the core of everything he says it's still the same ''look at me I'm the victim here they're all so mean to me'' mentality#anyway being a hater isn't healthy but sometimes it's quite. Hmm. Fun. Cathartic. Satisfying. One of those#gonna log off and do the laundry now like a responsible adult
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#am I putting off editing by doing laundry and then putting the laundry off?#mayhaps#the dragon prince#tdp#rayllum#rayla#callum#tdp rayla#tdp callum#continuethesaga#give us the saga
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Been doing a lot of finishing/frogging of old projects since I started packing... maybe like a dozen or two at this point, most of which I had no idea existed. And while finishing a mostly done project that had been put in Bad Item Jail is very nice, I'm learning that going "okay, even though I probably could finish this and it might not even be that annoying, I Don't Want To ! So instead I will free up the yarn for the next time I DO want to make something with it" is really satisfying. Begone, bag that is 95% completed but that I don't really like and won't really be happy with ! Now I can make you into a bag I do like. Yay !
#ive also recently gone thru all of my clothes and put 2/3 aside to donate to my work#because i really needed to downsize due to having a small dresser and the propensity to put off doing laundry#plus rather than goodwill/thrift store donation i can donate to the clothing closet at my work#where i KNOW it will go directly to a homeless person who asked for it or something similar#our clothing closet is almost empty and i feel like shit giving people who asked for 10 things 1 thing that may not even work#its nice to get rid of stuff i dont appreciate and even better to give it to someone who will#even if they arent able to appreciate it for very long its still better than nothing by a long shot
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Everything is too many steps.
#Me trying to reason with myself: just. change the sheets. it's one thing. change your sheets.#Also me: ah-ah-ah! For you see#Taking the sheets off the bed is one (1) thing#and taking off the duvet cover is five (5) things#and taking off the pillow case is one (1) thing#and putting the sheets in the laundry hampet is one (1) thing#and bringing the hamper downstairs is one (1) thing#and washing them is five (5) things so you KNOW that's not happening#and getting the clean sheets from the laundry room is one (1) thing#and bringing them upstairs is one (1) thing#and putting on the fitted sheet is four (4) things#and putting on the pillow case is one (1) thing#and putting on the duvet cover is five (5) things#so you MAY have your clean bedding. But not until middle of March. and no I won't be doing anything else until then.
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do you think Asuna bribes Kirito into taking care of herself? Kinda like how you can train dogs or cats? Like Kiri takes a nice long shower instead of a quick one and she comes out demanding affection and praise because Asuna gives her lots of positive reinforcement when she takes care of herself? Cuz I do. I think that
#Sopping wet beast of a Kirito coming out with big boba pearl eyes like “kisses please?????”#Asuna has to clicker train that woman to live off of something other than pasta#“The badass hero of SAO the Black Swordsman” and she’s curled up on her wife’s lap because she managed to shower and do her laundry today#I’m not projecting at all shhhhh#sao#transfem kirito#sword art online#kirito kirigaya#kirito#kazuto kirigaya#asuna#asuna yuuki#kirito x asuna#kirisuna
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#moving struggles#stuck doing laundry all day lmao#rise n grind bois#dont forget to#GET THAT DOUGH#MAKE THAT BREAD#AND SMELL SOME FUCKING FLOWERS#the daily deedle#the daily dedan#dedan#dedan off#off rpg#off the game#off mortis ghost#off dedan#day 37
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you cut joseph's hair on a warm, summer morning
cw so fluffy i keeled over and died, gender-neutral reader
You hold the scissors with your middle finger and thumb, snipping the air with trembling fingers. The metal gleams brightly, reflecting rays of yellow and white into your eyes from the sun streaming through the kitchen window. The kitchen smells of fresh coffee and the lingering scent of breakfast, a comforting backdrop.
You take a deep breath, feeling the cool air fill your lungs. "I've never cut hair before."
Joseph sits patiently in front of you, the wooden chair groaning under his weight as he shifts to get more comfortable. His hair, slightly longer since you first met, curls gently at the ends. With the summer heat rising each day, he had asked you for a trim.
He chuckles softly, "Really? Should I be worried then?"
"I mean," you swallow, trying to steady your nerves, "I wouldn't blame you if you were."
"I trust you." His voice is soft, filled with an unspoken reassurance that makes your heart swell. His words give you a shot of confidence.
"Okay." You set your eyebrows, take another deep breath, and steady your hand as you pull a brown strand between your pointer and middle finger. "Here we go."
With a quick snip, an inch of hair twirls to the ground, catching the sunlight like tiny dancers.
"Feeling cooler already," he sighs jokingly, his shoulders rolling as you prepare to cut another strand. The warmth of his voice makes you feel more at ease.
A comfortable silence envelops you both as you work, snipping here and there, checking the evenness between strands. The sound of the scissors cutting through hair is rhythmic, almost soothing. You make your way to the front, where his bangs, overgrown and nearly covering his left eye, require attention. You comb the hair down flat over his eyes, the strands silky under your fingers. You carefully cut the long pieces, cautious not to cut too close to his face.
"You sure you've never cut hair before?" he asks, his eyes closed in bliss. "You seem like a natural."
You hum, your cheeks warming. "I'm just great at faking confidence. For all you know, I could be giving you a bowl cut."
He laughs, his nose crinkling, a sound that makes your heart skip. "Is that why my head feels lighter?"
You finish with his bangs, fluffing them up and snipping off any stray strands. "Well, now's the time to see for yourself. I'm all done!"
You take the towel off his shoulders, brushing off the cut hair onto the kitchen tile, and hand him a handheld mirror. He examines his hair in the tiny mirror, turning his face from side to side. You bite your thumbnail, crossing your arms over your chest as you wait for his reaction.
With a laugh, he runs a hand through his hair, his touch gentle. "Holy shit."
"So," you begin shyly, "you like it?"
He gently tosses the mirror onto the counter beside you and stands up suddenly, pulling you into a tight hug. His arms wrap around you, the warmth of his body radiating into yours. Your eyes widen, and you inhale sharply, the scent of his cologne mingling with the scent of freshly cut hair.
"I love it," he coos in your ear, his voice a tender whisper as he tucks his nose into your hair. "Thank you."
You sigh, smiling into his chest as you wrap your arms around his middle, feeling the steady beat of his heart against you. "I'm glad you like it."
#i've been having a rough mental health day so i give to you some domestic joseph#oh so scandalous#watch out! next thing you know they'll start doing laundry together!!#joseph lovess the domesticity#like yes babe pls let me do the dishes with you#these small moments mean so much to him#sunny day jack#somethings wrong with sunny day jack#sunny day jack x reader#joseph haberdae#joseph haberdae x reader#jacktor x reader#jacktor#im going to claw my face off just like nick did in the demo im not even KIDDING im such a sucker for this stuff man#written by lily ! 📖
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uhhh here, have some whump references

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big thanks to the guy I keep in my basement 🥰 /j it's me
#courtesy of your local whump-loving gnc chick#realized my new haircut + the sorry state of the laundry room can be good for something#tw partial nudity#whump#whump reference#i used to pose as my own art ref all the time#i should do it more often tbh#deleted like 10 more because they looked off#but the corner ones are 👌👌 poses#calico almost face reveal#whump photography
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Stuck at my mom's house until the 27th, can't finish the comic I was working on until then :( here's a rough Cowboy!pinup sketch of Bumblebee and some Breakbee + Piston angst:


#I'll delete this later i just want to talk about it :3#not featured: WHY Piston is pulling a [REDACTED] on their sire#rubbing my hands together like a fly ooooooh do i have some angst in the works for you guys i just don't have a perspective tool rl#Okay i had the idea of a cute Bumblebee and Breakdown in cowboy hats with a bonus piston but then i had an Idea#yes that but then follow up later when its time to pick a side piston does a cowboy accent very sadly like they have to pretend its not real#the REASON is s3 bee and break fighting in the dome and bee lost on his back with Break towering above him with a [REDACTED] pointed at him#and Piston is beating on the glass WAILING for them to stop#but the view point is slightly behind breaks so he's HUGE and bee is small and Piston is even smaller in the foreground#they stop fighting but Piston can not forgive their sire for that Piston took after Breaks they were thick as thieves but no no#they saw the look in his eye the fear in bee and he only stopped bc shockwave called him off yes he was hesitating to pull and shaking#like a leaf knowing he was being used like a rabid dog to take down the autobot he has to pretend to hate but Piston will always wonder#if he'd do it and they can't decide and it eats them alive but that's their carrier and forgiveness is not cheap#bumblebee does what he can to talk Piston down its just business he didn't really mean it they ve had centuries of faking it but Piston#oh sweet Piston childish days are over their spark has been hardened#they arent on a path of violence or vengeance but when breaks seeks them out “come with me we can be a real family on cybertron ”#piston says “we already were”#and later later we land on the So i guess that's it....i guess so.... you best get on out of here then#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#does piston ever forgive? no but they understand things kinda get better but it's different now#i think they're scared that they'll end up like breaks bc they're so much like him they looked up to him and loved him so much#and now they know they have the capacity to do something like that and be used like that and they're scared#just so so so SO scared and it bothers them breaks was forced into it and they just want to SCREAM#they just want to run away with their parents away from the war where no one can bother them and live quietly#transformers#maccadam#transformers oc#tf piston#worry not i shall draw these once I'm home#but i have a laundry list of other things i want to draw first
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why is brushing your teeth so exhausting. yeppp gotta climb back in bed because i just ran the Olympics👍 with my toothbrush
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YOU WHAT
#LAST NIGHT????????#i thought that was just a random one off ditty flans sang doing his laundry not. You Know
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