#off broadway homestuck

[off-broadway-vriska]

Hello? Hellooooooooo? Is this thing working? Check, 1, 2 , 3. Ah, yes. Here we go! Okay! I know what you're thinking: "Wow Vriska, Avril Lavigne totally made this song for you!" And to that I'd say, you are sooooooo correct! That 8 in the title just SCREAMS Serket!"But OMG Vriska, who's the Sk8er Boi???" Whoever the hell you want!

Without further ado, my first song!

Lyrics:

He was a boy She was a girl Can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk She did ballet What more can I say? He wanted her She'd never tell Secretly she wanted him as well But all of her friends Stuck up their nose They had a problem with his baggy clothes

He was a skater boy She said, "See you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her She had a pretty face But her head was up in space She needed to come back down to earth

Five years from now She sits at home Feeding the baby, she's all alone She turns on TV Guess who she sees Skater boy rockin' up MTV She calls up her friends They already know And they've all got tickets to see his show She tags along And stands in the crowd Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a skater boy She said, "See you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star Slammin' on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a skater boy She said, "See you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a super star Slammin' on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry, girl, but you missed out Well, tough, luck that boy's mine now We are more than just good friends This is how the story ends Too bad that you couldn't see See the man that boy could be There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy And I'm just a girl Can I make it any more obvious? We are in love Haven't you heard How we rock each other's world

I'm with the skater boy I said, "See you later, boy" I'll be back stage after the show I'll be at a studio Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know

I'm with the skater boy I said, "See you later, boy" I'll be back stage after the show I'll be at a studio Singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know

[fnife]

I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF

[off-broadway-john]

my first song as a part of off-broadwaystuck!

and many more to come!

no original lyrics just yet, but i'll still add them under the cut, just in case

She asked me, "Son, when I grow old Will you buy me a house of gold And when your father turns to stone Will you take care of me?" She asked me, "Son, when I grow old Will you buy me a house of gold And when your father turns to stone Will you take care of me?" I will make you queen of everything you see I'll put you on the map, I'll cure you of disease

Let's say we up and left this town And turned our future upside down We'll make pretend that you and me Lived ever after happily

She asked me, "Son, when I grow old Will you buy me a house of gold And when your father turns to stone Will you take care of me?" I will make you queen of everything you see I'll put you on the map, I'll cure you of disease

And since we know that dreams are dead And life turns plans up on their head I will plan to be a bum So i just might become someone

She asked me, "Son, when I grow old Will you buy me a house of gold? And when your father turns to stone Will you take care of me?" I will make you queen of everything you see I'll put you on the map, I'll cure you of disease

[off-broadway-aradia]

s0rry ab0ut the late p0st i've been busy stabilizing the timeline. please enjoy this s0ng.

even in this metal f0rm i still care f0r my friends.

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I sense a mess in the timeline

That feels like tragedy's a head

And though I'd like to stand by them

Can't shake this feeling that I have

The worst should be killing the king

And do they notice the trouble a head?

And will they see how bad it soon can be?

I think it's not to be

What will become of my dear friends?

Where will their actions lead us then?

Although I'd like to join the crowd

In their enthusiastic cloud

Try as I may, it doesn't last

And will we ever win this together?

No, I think not, it's never to become

For we are not the ones

[broadway-karkat]

DOOMED TIMELINES FUCKING SUCK, JUST ASK @off-broadway-dave ABOUT IT. HE SANG SOME SHITTY SONG EARLIER ABOUT BEING DOOMED SO AT LEAST WE GOT OURSELVES A GRUB SNOOZEFEST OF UNHAPPINESS AND MISERY HAPPENING IN HERE. GO TEAM.

LYRICS UNDER THE CUT, AS ALWAYS

How could I be so impulsive and disappoint? Shaking me down to my core, I wish it was numb Without a sound, now perish from a doomed timeline Strider I don’t have the nerve, to give you up

(Listen up!) I swear that I tried (Karkat listen up!) I swear that I tried (Stay with me!) Don’t you know that death gave us it’s mark

(Listen up!) You can have my soul (Karkat listen up!) If it makes you whole (Stay with me!) It could save us from this doomed timeline

Now that I think of all the things That I have done to you Leave me I can’t stand this suffering I’m not that strong

(Listen up!) I swear that I tried (Karkat listen up!) I swear that I tried (Stay with me!) Don’t you know that death gave us it’s mark

(Listen up!) You can have my soul (Karkat listen up!) If it makes you whole (Stay with me!) It could save us from this doomed timeline

I’m not that strong (I’ve been playing a lie There’s no win in sight) I’m not that strong

Falling apart, doomed to die Doomed to fail you, darling On this cold game, wish there was another way

(All of this time I can’t believe I couldn’t see I was alone, and you were only there for me) I have wasted a thousand opportunities Got to open my mind to everything (Without a breath, without some time, without a light Don't let me die here I know you’ll do what’s right) I’m not that strong

(Listen up!) I swear that I tried (Karkat listen up!) I swear that I tried (Stay with me!) Don’t you know that death gave us it’s mark

(Listen up!) You can have my soul (Karkat listen up!) If it makes you whole (Stay with me!) It could save us from this doomed timeline

I’m not that strong (I’ve been playing a lie There’s no win in sight) I’m not that strong

[thesean]

so i recovered by Bigass music file that I have had compiling for the past 11 years of my life from my laptop and i am like. in shock of how much music is in this zip

my dad got his hands on an old government pc a few years back (no longer in service) and he stumbled upon a HUGE library of music. ranging from classic rock to musicals. there were SO MANY official broadway musicals in there. like SO MANY. wicked. lion king. les mis. city of angels. big. rent. etc etc etc.

unfortunately i don't have THAT collection anymore (stored on a usb stick somewhere. matter of finding out which.) but i did manage to save ones i was somewhat interested in onto my own pc. which moved to my old laptop. which is now on my current computer.

This is also not counting the music I Myself collected

I've been going through each song individually to figure out what some of them are (since I didn't name some of them correctly) and I'm just kind of in awe about how much there is here.

[off-off-broadway-eridan]

i havve a surprise for you all. a certain other seadwweller wwill be joining me soon. one im not on vvery good terms wwith as of noww. wwelcome off off broadwway feferi to the stage!

(off off broadway feferi is just me in my higher voice range guys. Don’t get too excited. I’m deciding the song too. :3)

[astrayan]

YOU’RE BROADWAY KARKAT?????

That I am. Or at least one of its iterations.

It’s Off-Broadway Karkat now though. Don’t worry about it, just a technicality. ^^

[kholb2010]

im actuallly tweakin tf out rn s0meb0dy t)(hat )(e used t0 kn0w by off-broadway aradia is SO FUCKING GOOODD

[off-broadwaystuck]

is the off broadway casting still open? Is Dirks free?

Yes it is!!! And Dirk Strider is indeed free ❤️

If you want to audition, please direct it at offbroadwaystuck@gmail.com! One acapella song and you’re good to go!

Hope to hear from you soon!

- castelessGuardian

[broadway-vriska]

Well hello there!!!!!!!! anarchistGambler here. I've been drip feeding you all content for about a month since I took off to Hollywood. My career is going great 8tw ;;;;) 8ut this is the last you'll get tunes from this Vriska in particular, unless you know where to look.

This was a huge understand, and I *could not* have done it without my friends!!!!!!!! Just in time for Egderp's 8irthday too ::::)

Here are credits, lyrics, and special notes. I encourage you to look!

And for one last time, good8ye

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[off-broadway-vriska]

soooooooo, what are you waiting for?! gimme songs. NOW!!!!!!!!

[fnife]

new favoriite broadway home2tuck 2ong

[mossolantern]

just rediscovered jubyphonic and rachie's really old magnet cover and i can see why it's unlisted HREBHGFBRH

[off-broadway-aradia]

s0me times y0u just want t0 g0 against y0ur pr0graming....ribbit

art done by the amazing @off-broadway-karkat

Lyrics

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you for gracing me with your presence! Good afternoon, Sir, what can I do, Sir? Just say the word, Sir, anything for you, Sir Your friends all say, Sir, "You don't deserve her" I disagree, Sir, I live to serve, Sir I think about all the wasted time I've spent (I think about all the wasted time I've spent) I wanna be disobedient (I wanna be disobedient) I stood awake, wondering where my summers went (I stood awake, wondering where my summers went) I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient (I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient) I've been good, Sir, so very, very good for what? And I've given you every single thing I've got It's feeling strange, man, this whole arrangement Is gonna end with me totally deranged I think about all the wasted time I've spent (I think about all the wasted time I've spent) I wanna be disobedient (I wanna be disobedient) I stood awake, wondering where my summers went (I stood awake, wondering where my summers went) I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient (I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient)

I want to be disobedient I want to be disobedient Disobedient, disobedient, disobedient

[broadway-karkat]

THANK YOU TO PAST ME @karkaraoke FOR HELPING ME PUT TOGETHER THIS SHIT-SHOW. ENJOY.

LYRICS, AS ALWAYS, BELOW THE CUT

Am I more than she bargained for yet? I've been trying to get just anywhere she wants to be But she'll see through who I am this week

Stuck in the lab, alone with these fucking movies Guess I deserve the cold shoulder for talkin' to Jade all that time (Deserve the cold shoulder for talkin' to Jade all that time)

Drop her heart, play with Spades And now she's falling for some hipster, 'cause he's not me!

We're goin' down, down And I'm countin' down 'til the ride on this meteor's over Growing up, and soon I can show it A Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!

Down, down, and I'm counting down 'Til there's no more for me to get over Growing up, and soon I can show it A Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!

Is this more than we bargained for yet? Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching marathons of rom-coms Wishing that I could be just fine like them

Isn't it messed up, how I'm just dyin' to be him? But I guess I deserve it, for fucking this up from the start (Guess I deserved this, for fucking this up from the start)

All this blood, all this pain I don't want to be a threshercutioner either

We're goin' down, down, and I'm counting down 'Til the ride on this rock is over Growin' up, and soon I can show it I'll be a Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!

We're goin' down, down, and I'm counting down 'Til there's no more for me to get over Growin' up, and soon I can show it I'll be a Knight of Blood godtier, before you know it!

Down, down, and I'm still counting down 'Til the ride on this rock is over Growin' up, and soon I can show it I'll be a Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!

We're goin' down, down, and I'm still counting down 'Til there's no more for me to get over Growing up, and soon I can show it I'll be a Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!

We're goin' down, down (Down, down) We're goin' down, down (Down, down) We're goin' down, down (Down, down) A Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!

We're goin' down, down, and I'm still counting down 'Til there's no more for me to get over I'll grow up, and I know how to show it I'll be a Knight of Blood godtier before you know it!