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sacredfixation · 26 days ago
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Hear me out, Mobius writes a formal report about how Loki weaponized tie etiquette.
TVA REPORT – INCIDENT #42791: Unauthorized Interrogation Conduct
Filed by: Agent Mobius M. Mobius
Subject: Loki Laufeyson – Tie Fixation Incident
Date: [REDACTED]
Incident Overview:
During a routine interrogation with Subject Loki Laufeyson, an unexpected and unauthorized proximity breach occurred. The subject approached me, under the pretense of delivering a condescending verbal response, and proceeded to adjust my tie without consent. This action was accompanied by a thinly veiled attempt at manipulation, culminating in the subject referring to me as “adorable.” The interaction, while brief, resulted in a significant lapse in professional decorum and personal space boundaries.
Behavioral Analysis:
1.Physical Proximity Violation:
Loki reduced the standard interrogator-subject distance to approximately 6 inches. This is a violation of TVA protocol, which clearly states that agents are to maintain a minimum of 3 feet from subjects unless restraint measures are in progress. The proximity was entirely unnecessary and likely employed as a deliberate power move.
2. Unauthorized Tie Adjustment:
At no point did I request assistance with my tie. The subject’s action was both unprompted and overly familiar. Though the adjustment was technically correct, it appeared to serve no purpose beyond asserting dominance in an intimate, disarming manner.
3. Verbal Commentary:
The subject concluded the interaction by calling me “adorable” in a tone that was neither overtly insulting nor explicitly complimentary, but ambiguously condescending. This form of address is inconsistent with typical manipulative language, raising the possibility that it was intended to provoke confusion or personal distraction.
Emotional and Psychological Impact:
Post-incident, I experienced:
-Mild Disorientation: Resulting from the unexpected nature of the interaction.
-Persistent Overanalysis: Due to the ambiguity of the subject’s intent (power play? flirtation? both?).
-Internal Discomfort: Stemming from an acute awareness of how my tie now feels whenever worn, as if perpetually connected to the subject’s interference.
Recommendation for Future Interrogations:
1. Maintain Greater Physical Distance: Implement a mandatory minimum of 5 feet when interacting with Loki Laufeyson, as he has demonstrated a proclivity for exploiting personal space to unnerve TVA agents.
2. No Accessorized Weakness: TVA agents should avoid wearing easily manipulated items (e.g., ties, scarves, jewelry) during interactions with Loki to prevent similar incidents.
3. Clarify Intent Post-Incident: In the future, should similar behavior occur, it may be beneficial to directly address the subject’s intent at the time, e.g., “Are you fixing my tie or trying to throw me off balance?”
Final Note:
This report is not filed out of personal embarrassment but in the interest of maintaining TVA professionalism and preventing future… tie-related incidents. Further observation of Loki’s interpersonal tactics is warranted, particularly regarding whether his penchant for destabilizing agents via proximity and unsolicited compliments is part of a larger strategy or merely a deeply irritating quirk.
End of report.
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loki-princeofasgard · 1 year ago
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For All Times (part 1)
Mobius x OFC
The library was bathed in a soft light.  Mobius is focused on a stack of files spread out before him, his brow furrowed in concentration. Mobius looks up when he sees Aurora walking in his direction. He turns back to the pile of files on the table in front of him and begins shuffling them around. After a few moments of silence, he looks back up at Aurora "Ah, there you are. What was it you needed, Rory?" he asks  
She looks at the files spread out before him and sit next to him. “I was gonna ask for your help in a case, but it looks like you’re the one needing my help. So...what can I do for you?  
Mobius turns to look at her as he lets out a long sigh, clearly frustrated after working for hours "It's just some reports...nothing too complicated" He said while rolling his eyes. "But my hands are full, so I would appreciate the help" he added  
 Aurora looks at him with a soft smile and notices Mobius is struggling to stay focused "You know you can take a break and come back to it when you're more energized" Aurora suggests  
 Mobius gives her a sharp look before sighing in frustration. He then nods at her and continues working while Aurora help him stack the papers.   
"I appreciate the help, Rory" he says as he watches her work with her eyes on the papers. "I really don't understand why Ravonna insists on me doing paperwork when she has an entire agency of analyst at her fingertips"    
He takes a quick glance at her before turning his focus back to the paperwork "Anyways, what did you need help for?" he says while typing away on a tablet.  
Rory looks at him “It's not important right now...I still have time. What do you need me to do?”.  
Mobius takes a breath and places the tablet down before turning to her* "Just help me sort these papers" he says while pointing to the scattered pile "I have them organized by date and timeline event, but I really need to make some progress and this is taking too long". “Okay” Aurora says.  
 He leans back in his seat and watches her work, his head resting against the backrest of the chair. After two hours, they finished “Alright, all done Mo”.  
"I can't thank you enough for helping and listening to my ranting, Rory" he says while stretching and rubbing his eyes. "My neck hurts, and my eyes are tired from all that reading" he adds "You know what I need right now? Some pie" Mobius chuckles. "Want to join me? My treat" he says with a smile while grabbing his jacket and waiting for her.  
Aurora smiles back at Mobius, happy to see him in a more cheerful mood "Of course Mo" she says while joining him, eager to eat pie after a grueling day of work. “You know, B-15 told me they have a new flavor of pie in the TVA menu.” she smiles at him as they walk through the hallway.  
"Oh really?" Mobius raises an eyebrow "So what flavor are we talking about?" He walks beside her, a smile planted on his face as they make their way through the hallway. “Chocolate pie” Aurora answer and smile. “It was my favorite before...the TVA.”  
"Chocolate? Now you're speaking my language" his eyes sparkles at the thought of eating pie and she chuckles. "Come on, I wanna try the pie before it disappears on us". He leads her down the Hall, walking through the various offices and cubicles filled with TVA agents. They reach the cafeteria and Mobius holds the door open for her "Ladies first" he says with a sly smirk.  
As they enter, they are greeted immediately with the smell of hot food and drinks. As their gaze sweeps the cafeteria, they find many familiar faces of TVA agents, who were already finishing up their lunch. "It smells delicious in here" Mobius says while scanning the place for a seat. His eyes land on a corner table for two and he points towards it "Shall we?" he asks Aurora and she just nods. He leads her to the corner table and pulls out a chair for her before taking a seat next to her "This is probably the only good thing about this place" he says as he looks around at the familiar surroundings and employees.  
“I know” Aurora says while she smile at him. Mobius get up to get them the pie. While he does that, she thinks about when she first got here, how confusing it was and how Mobius made everything better. She kept looking at him, thinking about how their friendship developed and the crush she has on him. Rory never told him. She couldn't risk losing her friend if he didn't correspond her feelings.  
He returns a few minutes later with two slices of chocolate pie, one for each of them. He places one in front of her before taking a seat next to Rory, smiling at her warmly as he begins to eat. He takes a bite of the pie and hums in approval, his eyes closed for a few moments. After a few seconds, he opens his eyes to see her looking at him* "What is it, Rory?" he asks with a small smile, his eyebrow raised "You look thoughtful".  
“I was just thinking about the pie...”she lies to him, not wanting to tell the real thoughts in her head “It’s been some time since we had chocolate around here”. She looks at the pie in front of her and takes a bite. She accidentally moans at how good that pie is, but soon realizes what she just did, blushing and hoping that Mobius haven't noticed, knowing that if he has, he will definitely tease her about it.  
Mobius's eyebrow raises when he hears the little moan. He takes another bite of his pie and watches her eat. When he sees her turn bright red, he leans in and smiles "Did that pie just make you moan?" He asks with a smirk.  
“Stop it” Aurora says at his teasing and blushes even more. Mobius leans in and winks at her, trying to hold in a laugh "What if I don't want to stop?" He chuckles and then take another bite of his pie, before slowly chewing it while watching her reaction.  
She looks down really embarrassed and laughs softly “Stop it Mo”. Aurora’s laughter seemed to encourage Mobius to keep teasing her, he leans in a little bit closer and gives her a smile "You know you're adorable when you're blushing"  he says with a chuckle.  
“Oh god, stop it” she laughs again and keeps blushing. She put her hands on her face to hide it from Mobius. He chuckles at her reaction "I don't know..I kinda like this side of you, seeing you get all flustered and embarrassed" he says with a smirk. He looks at her hand covering her face "What are you doing there?" *He holds her hands in his, taking away from her face.  
Aurora tries to pull back, but Mobius holds her hands in his, keeping them close to him "Stop it, Mo!" she laughs and tries to take her hand back, but she stops struggling when he holds her hands. She keeps it there, not pulling back for a few seconds as she looks back at him..Mobius can see how her cheeks are getting red "What are you doing?" she whispers to him but he can see in her expression that she doesn't really mind him holding her like this  
He smiles at her and leans in, looking deep into her eyes "I think it's time you admit that you like this side of me too, Rory” he says softly "I can see how much you enjoy it." He strokes his hand across her cheek and brushes through her hair, smiling at her as he does. His gaze moves down to her lips, and he notices how beautiful and inviting they are. He caresses her hands with his, keeping it close to him "Don't you agree?" he asks her.  
Her heart starts to beat really fast. Kissing him it's all she wanted, but she thinks he's just teasing and playing with her. Aurora’s eyes start to look glossy with tears and she pulls back, looking at him really hurt “It's this all a game to you?” she asks.  
Mobius looks at her in surprise and let go of her hand "What do you mean? " he asks her, noticing how she seemed upset. "Is my teasing too much for you?" *He tries to reach out for her hand again, but she brushes off. He waits for her response, a look of confusion and concern on his face.  
Aurora takes a few seconds to think "Sometimes I can't tell if you're teasing me or not Mo" she says softly, her voice trembles as if she was about to cry "You're always so sarcastic and joking around. It's hard to know when you're being serious" she wipes her tears, feeling stupid for getting emotional. Of course, he would never return her feelings...they’re just friend after all. "But it's fine".  
Mobius stays quiet when he hears her words, his eyebrows lowered as he tries to understand what she meant. He seems to notice her tears and gently puts his hand under her chin and lift her face towards him. "Rory" he says softly while looking at her "This isn't about the teasing, is it? Do you...do you want to talk about it?". He puts his hand on her knee, hoping to comfort her.  
Aurora looks at him and shakes her head slightly “No, it's fine really....No need to worry” she tries to put a smile on her face "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you with this”.  
“So...what about our movie night this week?” she says to change the subject. Aurora and Mobius have a movie night once a week.  
Mobius nods at her change of subject, glad to see that Aurora looks more relaxed now. He also didn't get an answer from her, so he'll just drop it. His face light up at the mention of the movie night "Oh that's right, the movie night! What are we watching this week?" He asks with a grin, hoping she can pick something that will cheer her up. “It’s okay, you can choose again.” She says.  
“Oh come on, you can't leave me responsible for the choice.” He says, giving her a teasing glare "I want to see your movie taste. Unless you don't mind watching one of my favorite movie again" He gives her a sly grin expecting her to be intrigued by the question.  
“Oh no! I'll choose then. If I have to watch Star Wars again, I'll prune myself” she says playfully. “Okay, I’ll choose. Wedding Crashers?”  
He chuckles at her comment, but he's surprised by her choice "Wedding crashes? Why Wedding Crashers?" He's puzzled at her picking a comedy instead of sci-fi movie. "I mean it's a great movie, but it has been years since I watched it. What makes you want to watch it now?" He's genuinely curious and intrigued as to what prompted her choice. “There's this actor in the movie that I find really cute.” she smiles at Mobius, waiting for his reaction.  
"He's cute?" He seems amused and curious. He thinks for a moment and decides to go along with her choice "Fine, we'll watch Wedding Crashers. And you better not be looking at the actor the whole time” he says with a smirks. Aurora just laughs at his reaction.  
"Oh come now, be honest with me. I want to know who's the actor you like"  He says with a grin as he leans back on his chair, he is truly curious to know what she thinks. "Well? Who's the actor?" *He pauses for a moment* "And don't you dare say Owen Wilson”.  
“Why not?” she smile. “He is cute...and hot...and remind me of someone I know...”she looks at Mobius smirking. He raises an eyebrow and chuckles at her response "Remind you of someone you know?" He gives her a teasing smile as he looks at her. Seeing her reaction has his curiosity peaked, and he wants to know more about this mysterious someone she is reminded of "Do share, who's this someone you know that reminds you of Owen Wilson?" He ask her with a smirk. “Oh! I'll never tell you that, you'll just gonna have to find out by yourself” Aurora says in a playful tone.  
Mobius can't help but smile at her playfulness "Ah now you made me intrigued even more". He leans back on his chair and crosses his arms, looking at her in a playful manner "Fine, we'll watch Wedding Crashers...and, while we watch the movie, I get to ask you questions about the mysterious someone you know that reminds you of Owen Wilson... Deal?" “Deal” she responds.  
Giving her a broad smile, Mobius says "Wonderful!" Aurora can see that he's actually excited to this little game and she can't help but smile back at his excitement.    
"I need to finish up the rest of the paperwork so I think I'm gonna head back to work. I'll see you later at the movie night" He says as he stands up and walk away towards his cubicle.  
Aurora looks at him smiling “Okay...see you later in my place at seven? Oh, and bring the popcorn.” He looks back at her and nods, a smile on his face "It's a date....I mean see you later..I'll bring the popcorn." He says in a flirty tone with a grin before disappearing into his cubicle.  
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