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r0-boat · 6 months ago

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Yessssss I lOvE your headcanons about the 2 unreleased kings 😋 must be because I love dark headcanons.... (and that in Abbadon is something couldn't miss out 😈)

But can you do some moreeee? 🥺 Like about the headcanons about interactions between kings perhaps (seven kings---!!!!) Or maybe between kings and MC pls 😚 I kinda crave for some dark contents right now (cus when I first play WHB, I already expect this 👀)

Only if you're fine with this request, and jusst ignore it if you don't okie 😘

Oh my God interactions with the Kings hshshs

I mostly just have really stupid headcanons about those guys interacting but I got some dark ones

Dark!whb King headcanons

speculation for asmodeus and belphegor(I'm writing these two before they come out)

Cw: yandere, murder, drugging/drugs, death, cannibalism, sexual slavery mentions of being sold off, most of this shit is just talking about a black market shcsdgj. This shit is dark dead dove do not eat

Disclaimer: I do not condone anything I write This is purely for fantasy written by adults for adults only!

Belphegor and asmodeus has been fully released here's the update

Links to little asks about people's questions

Question one about Satan's desires

Question two on Mammon

Satan

I don't think we talk about Satan's depression as much as we should have. What I feel like you would think himself as a wrathful monster unable to control his wrath, sometimes he would have depressive episodes where his personality is a completely 180. He's just as angry at himself as he is at everyone else.

The first time you've witnessed this depressive episode is when he accidentally struck you and made you bleed. His whole body starts shaking as he began to break down He tore apart his room and started crying and took weeks for him to calm down.

The reason why his subordinates are okay with him taking out his anger and physically hurting them is because if he doesn't have an outlet he'll take out it on himself.

Satan is dependent on you for his emotional needs. He loves you, and he needs you; please do not leave him.

Satan is definitely holding back a lot of his dark thoughts because he doesn't want to hurt you, and he doesn't know how much longer he can hold back these darker desires. Normally he tells you everything, but he doesn't want to scare you. He wants you to like him.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a budding yandere, He already stalks you. Trying to keep his obsessive thoughts underneath a layer of hatred. That hatred mixing into more obsession. Of course he wants you to love him, but he also wants to be hated by you just as much as he is loved because it gets him on your mind. And that's really all he wants. It doesn't matter if he makes you hate him. As long as you're thinking about him he is okay with that.

Because of his abuse as a child from angels I would not doubt he wouldn't know how to normally show affection.

He has killed another devil for you. And he will gladly do it again. He sends the heads of lower rank devils that you dare show a smile too under the name "You're admirer" isn't he so romantic.

Leviathan only tolerates the kings being around you because chilling one of them or they're subordinates would start a war. So to have you he must use sneakier tactics.

Beelzebub

He has a fantasy where he roofies you at a bar and takes you home with him. Whenever you go to the bathroom thinking that Your drink is safe with him, He stares blankly into the glass, thoughts swirling with mental images of your nice loopy giggly self being laid on his bed.

Angels taste like chicken, humans taste like beef, demons taste like pork. Humans so far is his favorite. Humanoid meat especially humans are delicacy and highly illegal in the Tartaros black market. A delicacy He has been recently craving.

If he ever dies he wants his last meal to be you after he fucks you of course.

Levi gives the bodies of the devils he has killed too Beel to eat.

Beel definitely does drugs He's mostly immune now... He hates that Adderall doesn't affect him the same as the others.

Mammon

Tartaros is home to the rich and the very powerful. They hold grandiose special parties where the wealthy gather. Of course Mammon attends these parties. These demons see you as a pretty little exotic pet unknowing that Mammon is the pet and you are the master. And these same demons frequently talk about how they would buy you at any price, talking about your body as if you are a piece of meat and a prize to be bought and sold. Sadly you are not for sale.

As the demon of greed flaunting is his specialty And he has definitely thought about telling you up and all his gold and jewels to bring you to one of these parties to show you off. As a message saying 'This is something you cannot have.

Mammon knows of the Tartaros Black market and he turns a blind eye, but he will gladly do something if you tell him to. Or if belphie gets off his ass and strong arms him.

Giving him a little more because getting asked for it: Mammon doesn't do shit about the black market because He owns part of it and he practically created it. This man runs his kingdom like a mafia and he is a mob boss. Shady dealings to other kingdoms smuggling goods anything for More money and greater goods.

Lucifer

Has purchased a human corpse from the same black market for scientific purposes he swears up and down.

He slowly corrupting himself He beats himself up over it but at the same time he kind of likes it.

"hey can I cut you open and look at your organs? No? Oh okay..."

Lucifer because of his past as an angel suddenly gets urges to kill you. They have gone down over time since his transformation as a devil but he really shouldn't be getting this hard over thoughts of putting his hands around your neck.

Makes aphrodisiacs as a paid commission for asmodeus. And asks you to test the drugs.

If you ever die he wants to keep your beautiful eyes.

Your blood is a beautiful drug like sweet wine. He's obsessed with the taste

Belphegor

Belphegor and his superpower of a kingdom are the only reason why the Kings actually give a damn about their laws. Nifleheim is a strong powerhouse and a great enemy to those who don't want to make one of them.

However, Belphegor isn't all justice and the law and order in fact far from that. He is the law whatever he wants he can bypass it and everyone will turn a blind eye. If you were ever sold by Mammon to the highest bidder Belphegor would be your buyer.

Grand spectacles of public executions are very popular thing in Nifleheim(Belphie Danganronpa fan)

The real horror is that belphie invest in cryptocurrency and has an NFT/j

Belphie is also completely dependent on you and he will make you stay any way necessary.

Belphie only hasn't cracked down on the others harder as he should is because he doesn't give a fuck what happens in other kingdoms if it is in his own.

Belphie thinks Asmodeus is a disgusting freak. Leviathan is an amateur to him. Satan and belphie would get along pretty well I think they would be FPS partners.

Asmodeus

All of hell's most heinous devils come here because the laws are so lax. You're wondering why this kingdom hasn't fall to complete anarchy... Apparently getting you addicted on sex and then withholding it as a punishment is surprisingly very effective.

Asmodeus would love to have you but hasn't invite you yet because... Well if your kingdom is filled with half trained rabid dogs and you throw a nice fine steak inside.... Yeahhh.

Asmodeus is actually a pretty nice dude, He's very calm, polite and chivalrous. Which makes you wonder how much of that is a mask. Something you'll never know.

Asmodeus has a harem I think that goes without saying. And he talks greatly about adding you to that harem and how you would be his favorite~

It's no secret that I think humans are a very sexualized being in hell. Asmodeus is one of the demons with a huge human kink. Humans in his eyes are still primal animals which is part of their biggest appeal to him.

Asmodeus thinks belphie has a stick up his ass and he needs to loosen the fuck up

#dead dove #smut #dark #dark tw #whb #what in hell is bad #wihib x reader #whb x reader #what in “hell” is bad?#whb satan #whb Leviathan #whb belphegor #whb lucifer #whb asmodeus #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #yandere #whb headcanons

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shiratamahatsumiyo · 1 month ago

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Jamil Viper with Carl! Yuu from Llamas with Hats, ft. Octavinelle Trio

I can't say that everyone is not dying in this one 💀...

Warnings: Blood & Gore, Violence, Swearing, Cannibalism

• I was torn between choosing the reader to be isekai'd as a llama or isekai them as a llama beastman. I'm just gonna go with beastman cuz I thought it'd be funnier if they could talk. I also made them less murderous. There's also a collab with other characters from Filmcow 😉.

• There's a high chance that Jamil has heard of you through Kalim. The boy said he witnessed a llama beastman causing a fire and a monster running around during the ceremony. Great, he went through the trouble to prepare a welcoming party for the freshmen and now he has to fix Kalim's robe. He just hopes that Kalim won't forget what he said about the new schedule tomorrow.

• Kalim forgot. Again. Of course he would.

• Kalim forgot about the sudden change of class schedules and spent the entire morning wandering to wrong classrooms. Jamil just received his text message after class and texted back the room number. Kalim did not reply or read his message. Luckily, Jamil remembered that he turned on the location in Kalim's phone just in case for these types of situations. He tried tracking him down but Kalim kept moving, so he ran as fast as he could to catch up with him.

• Jamil finally see Kalim not moving in the courtyard. When he caught sight of Kalim, he sees another person next to him... A beastman? He approached you two and called Kalim.

Jamil: "Kalim!"

Kalim: "Jamil! There you are! How'd you find me?"

Jamil: "I turned on the location on your phone, remember? I texted you the room number, why haven't you read it?"

Kalim: "Oh, I thought that I'd find the classroom myself but it looks like I got lost more, hehe!"

Jamil: "Honestly, I thought you were... Who is this?"

Kalim: "This guy's trying to help me out!"

Carl! Yuu: "Nope, I'm just as lost as you are. I didn't even know we even got class."

Jamil: "Who are you?"

Carl! Yuu: "I'm Carl! Yuu. I'm just a regular llama guy with a hat, yup. A totally normal beastman. Nothing comes after that because of how normal I am."

Kalim: "I've got an idea!Why not just come with me and Jamil? We could go to our classrooms together."

Carl! Yuu: "Oh hey, that's a great idea. Why haven't I thought of that."

Jamil: ".... Kalim, come here for a sec."

• Jamil pushed Kalim away from you. They went a distance farther from you and Jamil whispered to him.

Jamil: "Kalim, have you met them before?"

Kalim: "Uhh... no?"

Jamil: "It's the llama beastman you talked about causing arson at the ceremony!"

Kalim: "OH! Now I remember!"

Jamil: "Sshh! They might be as unhinged as Floyd. Thank the Sevens they didn't harm you."

Carl! Yuu: "Why are we whispering?"

Jamil: "Gah!"

• He was right. You were as unhinged as Floyd and were as nosy as Azul. If you have those obnoxious two's personalities then whatever you're hiding must be as fucked up as Jade's. He doesn't want to assume but he does want to be cautious. If you easily caused arson, then that means you're worse than that monster at the ceremony.

• Kalim insisted that you three should join at the cafeteria for lunch and here he is, sitting beside Kalim who lost his appetite after you opened your lunchbox. Jamil smelled an odor coming from your food. It smells like something is... Rotting?

Jamil: "Kalim, your next class is... Sevens, what is that smell?!"

Kalim: "Eugh! C-Carl! Yuu, has your food gone bad? I-I can buy you lunch if-"

Carl! Yuu: "No thank you, but this is what I usually eat. It's my favorite."

• Jamil looked at your lunch and his eyes widened in disgust. What was in your plate was raw meat still wet with blood. The foul odor eventually reached the noses of the nearby tables and the students moved farther away from yours.

Jamil: "CARL! YUU, WHAT IS THIS?!"

Carl! Yuu: "Would you believe that it's melted and solidified jellybeans?"

Jamil: "NO, I WOULD NOT BELIEVE THAT."

Carl! Yuu: "Red milk?"

Kalim: "N-No 😰...?"

Carl! Yuu: "Some of Crowley's tears?"

Jamil: "CARL! YUU!!"

Carl! Yuu: "Fine... It's raw meat. And a bit of blood. And mold."

Jamil: "I CAN SEE THAT!"

Kalim: "I-i-it's rotting! You can't eat that!"

Carl! Yuu: "Yeah, you're right. I should've brought the fresh one. This one is actually one of the leftovers from yesterday. The blood may have gone cold, but it makes the meat taste sweet. Do you want to try some?"

Jamil: "NO!"

Carl! Yuu: "Dang, that was rude. You don't have to shout, you'll disturb the others. Want some, Kalim?"

Kalim: "...😰... N-no thanks..."

Carl! Yuu: "Alright. More for me then."

Jamil: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BRING THAT HERE? WHAT KIND OF MEAT EVEN IS THAT?"

Carl! Yuu: "... You don't want to know."

• The smell and racket made the Cafeteria Ghosts kick you out. Jamil made an instant mental note to himself and Kalim to never cross paths with you again. Unfortunately, during a class collaboration, you became lab partners with Jamil. Jamil was irritated but he has to work with you for the grades. Honestly, same.

Jamil: "Ok. This is fine. This won't turn out bad if you just calm down... Hopefully this will turn out well-"

Carl! Yuu: "Hey Jamaica, what happens if I accidentally devoured a mandrake because I mistook it as a live form of food and shoved random potions in the cauldron causing it to rain acid and melt the ceiling while simultaneously making the students fall unconscious due to decreasing brain function, again caused by said acid rain. And I also managed to defy gravity and to attract several flamingos from Heartslabyul, as well as the vultures from Savanaclaw because of the substance emitting from the cauldron, and now they are brutally fighting each other while defying gravity. Hypothetically?"

Jamil: "............................"

Carl! Yuu: "Judging by your lack of response, I guess I haven't done enough and should've add my leftover meat into the cauldron. This question is not hypothetical, by the way."

Jamil: "NO SHIT."

Crewel: "CAAAAARL! YUUUUU!!!"

• HOW? JUST. JUST HOW? HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT GETTING ON PEOPLE'S NERVES? YOU'RE BASICALLY WORSE THAN THOSE OCTAVINELLE IDIOTS COMBINED! AND EVEN THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOU! THE HEADMASTER IS A LOT MORE STUPID THAN HE THOUGHT. WHY ARE YOU NOT EXPELLED?!

• It got worse when you wreak havoc at Scarabia. Is that even possible?!

• During winter break, he doesn't let you in the kitchen. When he heard your loud-ass cat talking, he immediately instructed the students to bar the door as to not let you in. The students were confused and were hesitant. Why is Jamil scared all of a sudden? But it was too late, you and Grim are already in the kitchen.

Grim: "Woahh! What's that smell? It smells good!"

Carl! Yuu: "Yeah, you're right. Hi, Janet. Is there any meat around? Preferably raw ones?"

Jamil: "GET. OUT."

• Talk about bad timing as Kalim walks in to check on the food for the winter break parade. Jamil massaged his forehead to lessen the impact of another headache and continued to cook.

Kalim: "Hey Jamil! I'm a little hung- Oh! Hey, Carl! Yuu! How's it going?"

Grim: "Ya forgot about me! Grim, the sorcerer extraordinaire! Carl! Yuu here is my henchman!"

Jamil: "...Ugh..."

Kalim: "Nice to meet you too, Grim! What are you guys doing here?"

Carl! Yuu: "Grim's stomach was making the rumblies and I was craving for something that only meat can satisfy."

Kalim: "U-uh... Wow, you sure like meat, huh?"

Grim: "Fnyagh, I wanted premium tuna but the headmaster won't give any!"

Kalim: "Is that so? Tell you what! How about I invite you to Scarabia and we'll have a party!"

Jamil: "NO!"

Carl! Yuu: "Sounds awesome."

Grim: "Really?!"

Kalim: "Yeah, really! And Carl! Yuu... I'm sorry for the incident from the cafeteria. Your food was bad and we were so loud that you couldn't eat your lunch properly because the ghosts kicked you out... But I guess everyone has different tastes when it comes to food, right?"

Jamil: "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!?"

Carl! Yuu: "It's ok."

Kalim: "I'll make it up to you by inviting you to the party! It's gonna be so cool! We'll eat and dance all day!"

• You had fun at the party. Grim ate until his stomach was full, not unlike in Ramshackle where you sometimes try to feed a dead cat to Grim. What was the cat's name? Lucifer? Lucius? You kind of forgot. You've never had this much raw meat on your plate before (although you must eat in a separate room so that everyone won't lose their appetite). Usually you had to hunt something and eat it but this tanned party-goer saved you the trouble.

• The Scarabia residents almost got their hands bitten by you. They are all puzzled on why you only wanted raw meat but they guess that it's a beastman thing... Wait a second, aren't you a llama?

Carl! Yuu: "Hey Kalim."

Kalim: "*yawn* Yep?"

Carl! Yuu: "... Thanks for the party. I honestly don't remember when was the last time I had fun without the blood and all. I haven't seen Grim this happy before. Maybe I should improve on my party-hosting... You know, I had this roommate named Paul and he--"

Kalim: "😴"

Carl! Yuu: "Kalim? Kalim? Kalim? Kal-Oh, you're asleep. Must've partied hard. Goodnight, Kalim."

• Timeskip to the part where you and Grim are captured by the hypnotized Scarabia students and were forced in a cell. Jamil had enough. It didn't take long for him to run out of patience and hypnotized Kalim. Grim tries to escape with a spoon and you decided to help him than wait.

Grim: "Fnyagh... No! The spoon's bent! Carl! Yuu! What are we gonna--"

Carl! Yuu: "...ughh...uhhh...."

Grim: "Hey, don't just stand there!... W-wait! Are you vomiting?!"

Carl! Yuu: "...Blegh!"

Grim: "Eww! Gross!"

Carl! Yuu: "Wow. It's been a long time since I throw up from a full stomach."

Grim: "... I-is that a key?!"

Carl! Yuu: "Yep. I snatched it from that Scarabia student earlier."

Grim: "Why didn't you do that in the first place?! And is that a... a f-f-finger?!!"

Carl! Yuu: "Oops, I must've bitten his finger off too."

• You two finally escaped the cell and snuck into the treasure room. You and Grim grabbed the magic carpet and ran from the pursuing residents. Both of you stumbled in Mostro Lounge, crashing into a table or two. Azul and the Tweels do not want to deal with you right now...

Jade: "Azul."

Azul: "Yes?"

Floyd: "They're back."

Azul: "............. Fuck."

Floyd: "Aren't you gonna do something?"

Azul: "Why are you asking me?! Just throw them outside!"

Floyd: "I don't wanna! They're gonna bite and eat my other ear!"

Azul: "Jade?!"

Jade: "... I also do not want to. Not after what they did to my poor terrariums."

Azul: "Why are you passing this problem onto me?!"

Floyd: "Who else is gonna talk to that freak?!"

Jade: "Certainly not us."

Azul: "...*sigh*. Fine, but you two are going to pay later!"

�� Even before his Overblot, Jamil took notice of your relationship with the Octavinelle Trio... Floyd, who was in a bad mood, threatened to squeeze you one time and you bit off his ear. Jade became interested in you by the amount of food (mostly meat) you can consume in a minute. He tried to trick you into taste testing the dishes he made for free, when in fact, he laced some of them with poison.

• Jade was fascinated that your body withstood the poison and decided to experiment more. But you've reached your limit and started bashing people's heads on the tables, ripped off the Octavinelle banner and painted it with the students blood, and then declared a revolution. Azul ordered Floyd to throw you out but you began hitting the eel with the dorm leader's own cane. You then smashed the aquarium, resulting a flood within the dorm. People were seeking higher ground to avoid drowning while you were dancing on a buoyant wrecked door.

• After evacuating the residents, Jade swam to his room to save his precious terrariums but it was too late. You were using a swordfish how the hell did that get there? to drunkenly fence the terrariums. They shattered and Jade has to watch in horror as you ate his mushrooms and shards of glass. It took Leona, Riddle and Azul to physically restrain you.

• That day became one of the darkest times Mostro Lounge has ever faced a crisis. And to think all of this happened in just HALF AN HOUR. Azul blamed you for all of this mess but the headmaster covered for you... Jamil also took notice that every time you commit these atrocities, you'd try to put far-fetched reasons for your actions. Your smile still brings him shivers down his spine. He still can't believe you were the one that helped ended Overblots for the school. He thought that you were most likely the one that caused them.

• The Octavinelle Trio never want to deal with you again. Until today... Azul approached you cautiously, casting a magic shield around him just in case. He wasted no time in calling you out on your trespassing.

Carl! Yuu: "Hey Azul, long time no see. I know that we weren't on good terms after what happened to the dorm, even though it was still your vice dorm leader's fault to poison me, but hear me out--"

Azul: "Carl! Yuu, what made you have the right mind to step in Mostro Lounge? After all that chaos you've unleashed? The amount of employees you've nearly killed?!"

Carl! Yuu: "I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do."

Azul: "Don't give me that excuse! We STRICTLY told you AND the headmaster that you are banned from entering this establishment. Now if you please, just leave--"

Carl! Yuu: "What do you mean Azul? I'm not in the lounge."

Azul: "Yes you are! You're standing by the doorway!"

Carl! Yuu: "No I'm not. I'm standing outside. See this line by the doorway? I'm standing on the other side. Not on the lounge's side."

Azul: "That doesn't count!"

Carl! Yuu: "Yes it does."

Azul: "No, you're still in the establishment!"

Carl! Yuu: "But I didn't step on the other side. Therefore, I did not enter."

Azul: "We literally heard you crashing into the tables!"

Carl! Yuu: "That must've been a phantom."

Azul: "You and Grim flew in here with a magic carpet!"

Carl! Yuu: "False, we were standing here waiting for you. The carpet must have flight skills as horrible as yours."

Magic Carpet: "😠!"

Azul: "Ugh, this is getting us nowhere... What do you want?!"

• You negotiate with Azul to help you with your predicament but he refused, afraid that you are capable of causing financial problems for the lounge... Until you mentioned Jamil. He was curious about Viper and Al-Asim and decided to hear you out.

• After shooing off the chasing Scarabia students, he listened to your negotiation and as it turns out, you have a grudge against Jade for attempting to poison you and no matter how delicious the poison tastes, you still haven't forgiven him. Jade also held a VERY DEEP grudge against you after you destroyed his terrariums and doesn't want to work with you. Azul feared that if your grudge against Jade will create a conflict, it'll pull Mostro Lounge along with it. So he has no choice but to give you temporary alliance, much to the twins' dismay.

• With the Trio's bait & trap and your annoyingly gruesome abilities combined, you successfully made Jamil have a mental breakdown 😃!........ Okay, he's laughing, that's probably too successful 😨....

• And here we go again, another Overblot. Defeating Jamil was a bit more difficult than you expected now that he's hypnotized every Scarabia resident, and now he has an army to corner you. Jamil then whooped your asses to the ends of the dessert.

• Azul was in a mild panic, pulling his hair out and walking in circles, he kept on rambling on how his plan had failed, how he never should have helped you, and how to figure out a way out of this dessert. Kalim was just bawling out the feeling of betrayal and was in denial of Jamil's grudge against him. Jade and Floyd were on the verge of abandoning all forgiveness and proceeded to try and strangle you.

Carl! Yuu: "Huh."

Azul: "HUH? HUUUUH?! THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY AFTER THAT?! WE'RE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, MILES FAR AWAY FROM THE DORM, A FUCKING OVERBLOT IS ON A RAMPAGE, AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY WAS HUH?!!"

Carl! Yuu: "No, I meant huh, I could have sworn I smelled orphan blood."

Azul: "NOT ANOTHER WORD OF YOUR NONSENSE!!"

Kalim: "WAAAAAAHHHH!!! W-w-why J-Jamil?! sob! Whyyyy?! I trusted youuuu...sob... WAAAAHHHHH 😭!!!"

Grim: "Caaaarl! Yuuu! Do something! I wanna get outta here!"

Floyd: "That's it... I'm gonna kill this motherfucker right here."

Jade: "Not if I kill them first 🙂." ← Look of pure bloodlust.

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• A blood curdling roar was heard and a creature made out of raw meat flew down... IS THAT A DRAGON?!

Carl! Yuu: "Aha! I knew I smelled orphan meat! Well, crisis averted!"

Azul: "...W... W.... WHAT IN TWISTED WONDERLAND IS THAT?!!"

Carl! Yuu: "Oh just a meat dragon that I've been working on. What do you think?"

• ... That night, Azul concludes that logic does not apply when you're around. The twins put a pin on when to strangle you after the Overblot. Kalim is even more traumatized after you told him what the dragon is made out of in detail. Grim just sighed to himself since he thought that you weren't planning on using the meat dragon.

• When you got here, the place was reeking and dripping with blot and for some reason, you are tempted to bite into it but Grim stopped you. Azul thought of a distraction while Jamil ordered everyone to praise him until you ruined it. Everyone was complimenting him on how handsome, talented, and sophisticated he is meanwhile you complimented on how his newly inked skin will taste better if you either boil or fry it.

• Jamil realized that the cannibalistic compliment was from you and became alert. Azul and the other deadpanned at you, practically tired of your bullshit. Jamil attempted to whoop your asses again, this time permanently. The meat dragon charged toward him but the Overblot monster crushed and tore it to pieces. Everyone braced for impact but the attack never came. Everyone looked to see Jamil looking at something.

• Why did Jamil.... A... Crack?! In the sky!? ....

• Everyone turned to you, knowing that this is definitely one of your doings. You tried denying it but eventually revealed that you may have created a crack through space time. Azul was about to argue with you but Jamil interrupted with an attack. Jade and Floyd used this momentum to shield Azul and attack Jamil. Kalim shouted that they do not have time for arguements and that they must do their best to defeat Jamil.

• As the crack grew bigger, another flying creature that looks like a giant otter come falling to the ground... marshmallows?

Pink Marshmallow: "The otter won't fly!"

White Marshmallow: "Great, not again! Now where the hell are we?!"

• Talking marshmallows!? This has got to be one of your creations beside the meat dragon.

Pink Marshmallow: "Oh shoot! It looks like these randos are attacking this rando."

White Marshmallow: "Finally! We can attack people as much as we want!"

Pink Marshmallow: "Can we eat them too?"

White Marshmallow: "What, are you kidding? Let's set them on fire!"

Pink Marshmallow: "Ugh! We always set fires! It's boring!"

White Marshmallow: "Let's just beat up this guy and be done with it!"

Pink Marshmallow: "AAAAHHHH!!!"

White Marshmallow: "AAAAHHHH!!!"

• For some reason, these... Things joined in on the fight, which doesn't really help much until the white marshmallow pulled out a knife and begins to stab Jamil's leg and the pink marshmallow ran to bite Jamil's snake hair. It was horrifying to watch but at least he didn't die.

• After a harsh battle with blood and sweat, morning comes, the skies finally cleared up and Jamil's magic was broken. The ink was out of Jamil's body and the monster disappeared. Kalim threw himself on Jamil and cried out his apologies. Azul checked everyone for injuries and gladly, no one was hurt... Too much.

• Post-Overblot, The Octavinelle Trio's alliance with you has come to an end as they went back to Mostro Lounge and hopefully, you'll eat befriend them in the near future. Kalim has repaired his friendship with Jamil and now, Jamil won't be holding back his talents.

• He's gotta say, it was horrifically bad knowing you but you saved him and for that he's somewhat thankful towards you. At least you didn't kill Kalim. He may not remember a thing from his Overblot but he does remember you trying to skin his face.

• Speaking of Kalim, he asked you at Kalim's victory party about why you chose not to kill anyone for now. You replied that you wanted someone to acknowledge the effort you made with your... Macabre art. He guesses that you have a that complex where serial killers want attention for the crimes they commit.

Jamil: "I don't get it... I don't get you... I don't know if I can ever understand why you keep on doing this... I don't know how you'll benefit from making these... why? Just why?"

Carl! Yuu: "Possibly because I am a dangerous sociopath with a long history of death, violence and genocide."

Jamil: "............"

Carl! Yuu: "............"

Jamil: "That explains a lot. You do have a problem..."

Carl! Yuu: "You're right. I have a problem. I have a very serious problem. I don't know how you keep forgetting that, Jennifer."

Jamil: "Ugh, my name is Jamil!"

Carl! Yuu: "Oh, it is?...I thought you were a woman."

Jamil: "How could you not know that? And why would you think I'm woman?"

Carl! Yuu: "Mostly the hair. Are you sure?"

Jamil: "Yes!"

Carl! Yuu: "Yeah, I didn't know that. I'm in the wrong here. I suck..."

Jamil: *sigh*

• When he got to learn more about you during the VDC arc, he's come to a conclusion that you do these things as an impulse. That you have some kind of mental disorder that revolves around normalcy and sociopathic tendencies. You believed that killing things are what you are good for and nothing else. You're afraid that if you'll be admitted to a mental facility, you'll just be a normal llama guy with a hat.

• But look at what progress you've made! You've befriended people and made new enemies, you turn your cannibalistic behavior to a minimum, try to cause less damage, and even developed some hobbies aside from killing things! You can see people more than just bodies filled with blood and meat.

• Grim got used to your abnormalities but you got to remind yourself that if you did something unforgivable and got expelled, who will take care of Grim? So he became one of the motivations for you to change your habits.

• You and Jamil became frenemies. On days you take favors from Jamil in exchange for meat and on other days, he'll argue with you about Kalim's safety. However, you'll still involve them in other atrocious project of yours. But it became less bloody poor Kalim. He doesn't know if you've learned to be more civilized or that you've learned to hide your unhinged tendencies better. He cooks for you sometimes as to lessen your affiliation with raw meat.

• Jamil gifted you a new hat on your birthday since he noticed that your old hat is worn out and you loved it! It looks just like your old hat but fancier. Ah, this takes you back to day you met Paul--

• ..........................................................................

• .........................................................

• ..................................Let's not talk about him.

• You're still fighting the need to stab and eat everything. You need to control your hunger. You need to control your impulses. Besides! If you've become normal, you'll see him alive and well again! Right?

• This was all he ever wanted... A normal friend. A normal day. A normal life. Right?

• He won't have to shout your name every time you do something wrong again.

• ...Right?

• What happened to the marshmallow people? Well, let's just say that they didn't make it to the end and are in a better place now...

Carl! Yuu: "BUUURP!"

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chuckeroo777 · 3 months ago

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Dungeon Meshi Volume 14 Part 3

Eat or be eaten. There is no hierarchy. Eating is, quite simply, the exclusive privilege of the living.

Come on, it's time to eat! What shall we have today?

I think the real takeaway from Dungeon Meshi is that cannibalism is a firm "maybe".

Slurp!

I remember seeing a post a while ago about Dungeon Meshi being fatphobic, and while I kinda see where they're coming from, I don't really agree. It's not exactly controversial to advocate for healthy eating and moderate exercise. While the body types could be a bit more diverse, especially in the main cast, Kui clearly has respect for people of various body types. Have you seen some of the daydream hour stuff?

They know him so well. Chilchuck in particular I think understands best. After all, his succubus becomes what he most desires, but it isn't what he wants.

I love this grumpy old gnome who spits nothing but facts.

This whole sequence is very nice.

So, I know this isn't literal, but do you think Falin would have been able to fully expel the dragon's soul? But even if she could, she chose kindness instead. And that's really nice.

I wonder what the demon thinks about all this. Has it actually learned any sort of lesson from all this? Either way, it at least seems to be taking its defeat as graciously as one would hope.

A precious image. It's all been leading up to this.

So, all the changes I've noticed. First, she has feathers covering most of her body. Some haven't grown in yet, but the coverage seems to match her chimera form, leaving her hands, feet, head, and tummy bare. She has large canines. She might have enhanced strength, though she was known for bashing heads in before her transformation too, so it's hard to tell. She also has normal eyesight, as opposed to her previous nearsightedness.

God, she is just like me.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!

Everyone loves pizza.

I still say familiars are the best solution. He can both make his own monsters, and observe real monsters through the eyes of his creations.

Oh, quit your bellyaching. A quick detox spell will have you right as rain.

An adorable image, and a fitting ending for an amazing manga.

Of course, it isn't quite over yet.

Glad to see she's doing well. Cat's would totally do this if they could talk.

This is so cute. Just like when you were in school!

Was it ever established what the heck living armor eats? Most shelled mollusks rely mostly on filter feeding, but that doesn't work so well in a terrestrial environment. Then again, we know monsters can supplement their diet with mana, and the mana in this dungeon awakens Kensuke later, so maybe they're super efficient to the point that they only need mana. And iron.

I love these dumbasses.

An important image.

Have I mentioned I love the dynamic these guys have?

One final precious image to end things off. What are the odds his wife is just off-screen?

Thanks to everyone who joined me for this tasty journey. I still have some other stuff cooking, so stay tuned! The Laios Got Eaten AU might be a bit. I'm struggling to figure out how they defeat Thistle or the Demon without Laios. I also have another AU I might write involving an OC. We'll see.

Have a great day, and may all your Meshi be Dungeon.

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi liveblog #manga spoilers #anime spoilers #Chapter 97 #misc monster tales

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magicalmanhattanproject · 1 year ago

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oh god uhhhhh is he hunt or end??

i feel like two guesses per ask is kind of cheating but it lets me keep some suspense so, the story goes something like this.

Cellbit fights a war. Cellbit eats some people. Cellbit goes to prison. Cellbit eats more people. Cellbit tries to escape from prison. Take a wild guess how his relationship with people goes. For a student of Smirke, he would absolutely be on track to be an avatar of the Flesh.

He'd been on track for a lot of things at all sorts of points in his life. The track leads him to a deserted island with police helicopters closing in and a pistol with a single bullet. He has a choice. Prison again, likely without any more chances to escape, or the one obvious route out.

He takes it.

That night, he wakes up with a splitting headache, an empty gun, and the worst hunger he's ever felt in his life.

Flesh is a new fear, a young fear, a fear born of the Industrial Revolution and the commodification of the body and labor. It doesn't exactly have much to work with for a man alone on a deserted island. If entities were nice, neat, rigid boxes Cellbit would have starved to double death on that island without anything to feed on but himself (not that he wouldn't have tried). But fear is fear and hunger is hunger and the island is empty but there are fish in the water.

There are fears much older and deeper and more primal than Flesh. A fish has no reason to fear a slaughterhouse. But a fish will flee a predator. And Cellbit quickly learns that as long as he chases, it doesn't even matter if he catches or not. He still catches, of course. He still wants to fill his stomach. He still doesn't know what he is or how he's alive. But he wants to know. So he hunts his fish, and he catches his fish, and he eats and he eats and he gets stronger and stronger and one day he's so hungry and so caught up in the thrill of it all that he stays underwater for far too long and realizes that he no longer needs to come up for air as long as he has something to hunt.

So, he sets out for the mainland.

This is where the story gets fuzzy. We don't know quite how he got from a serial killer cannibal to buddies and pals with the people he tried to murder to escape. But he manages it. He subsumes his need to Hunt into a Hunt for answers. He learns what he is and how to manage it. Plays hide and seek regularly enough to strike terror into his friends' hearts. He's always on the scrawnier, rangier side of things, but with enough coffee he can keep himself going without returning to the monster he used to be before he ascended to true monsterhood.

And then he comes to Quesadilla Island and an unprepared, half hearted Hunter has to learn very very quickly how to survive as the Hunted.

#Anonymous #qsmp #my writing #cellbit #tma au #sorrelposting

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puzzled-pegasus · 6 months ago

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obligatory Moral Orel werewolf au bc damn it you guys have a point

I'm gonna draw some werewolf themed Clay art at some point or other but before I do im gonna dump a bunch of thoughts about it onto yall

First of all Clay is of course the main werewolf, but where did he get it from? His mom before she died? His dad? His mom might make sense. Like instead of just jer heart giving out, big surprises can bring out her wolf, so maybe she was so shocked by Clay's suicide prank that she flew into a feral rage and ended up turning jer son before her heart gave out?

Then he started to turn on the full moons, but his dad would treat him like an animal when he wqs in animal form and lock him up so he didn't maul anyone, and Wolf Clay would scream and howl and Arthur tried sometimes to smack him to shut him up but when he went away Clay kept howling cause he wanted the attention (or something idk)

Clay's mom had had a wolf hunting trip planned with him but since she was dead there was no way Arthur was gonna take him, and Arthur made sure Clay knew

i'm not sure yet how alcoholism correlates to the lycanthropy but maybe it like, turns him whenever he drinks too much even though it's usually only on the full moon? Or maybe he feels like he doesn't need to hide it so much when he's drunk and it slips out? Idk yet.

But anyway as an adult, he locks himself in his study on the full moon, as well as in the evenings when he plans on getting wasted enough for the wolf to come out.

I think he would turn Orel around the time of Trigger, to prepare for the father son wolf hunting trip. Orel doesn't make a good hunting wolf, but he has a hard time controlling his wolf the first week or so leading to the events of Trigger

And ofc the hunting trip Clay goes absolutely nuts and hunts a bunch of animals while Orel is horrified. Clay eats someone's dog. Orel wonders whether that's cannibalism.

During the rant, Clay turns on and off (turning back into a human when the mask is on but he stays a wolf longer the more it slips), and Orel watches in horror as Clay keeps shifting from his dad to a snarling beast screaming to be put out of its misery and back again on a dime. During the rant, the lines seem to blur between Orel's dad and the beast, and the moments where he screams or yells or grumbles in the original story are actually howls and barks and snarls slipping out.

Orel starts turning too with the strong emotion, and he barks at his father, "It's because you become a monster when you drink!"

"Oh, do I? Drink IS nature, Orel, the monster IS nature!"

Anyway I got a little excited about this but yeah this is my thoughts abt werewolf Clay. Man he's such an interesting character even though he's such an awful person wow

#moral orel #moral orel fandom #clay puppington #werewolf au #werewolves #orel puppington #moral orel werewolf au

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brandwhorestarscream · 2 years ago

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more simpatico spark eater AU please 🥺

Eeeeee ok!! :D

So, pretty much the second they find out Brainstorm is expecting they schedule a c-section with Ratchet. Perceptor isn't willing to risk their unborn sparkling literally eating his mate from the inside. They have a really difficult conversation about what they'll do if it turns out the little one is cannibalizing him in-utero, and Brainstorm agrees to a termination in that case. If he doesn't, they'll both die, so even though it hurts they both agree it's the best course of action.

Thankfully it doesn't come to that, but we can get to the actual emergence later 🤭

Nerds that they are, the parents-to-be turn the whole thing into a little science project. This is the first natural conceived sparkeater pregnancy, ever! It's uncharted territory, they'd be stupid not to observe! Brainstorm goes through a lot of really weird, sometimes painful symptoms. Like he'll get indigestion and acid reflux from hell, nauseous for days on end, stuck with a constant bought of hiccups and surrounded by a cloud of noxious, corrosive steam from the formation of the sparkling's acidic blood. It'll leave him with little burns and rust spots, itchy and sore, poor guy. Thankfully, Perceptor is a doting mate and will gladly rub special nanite gel on those sites and drags him to Ratchet once a week for a check up. He'll get weird cravings; mostly metals that can be found in living Cybertronian steel, and sweetened coolant. At one point he gets a very, very intense urge to lick a spark, and locks himself in the washracks for several hours until it passes. They record every little bit of information, because even the tiniest kernel is new and interesting and could be useful later! Weird monster pregnancy does qeird things to your body, who could have predicted?

The most normal part of this carrying cycle are the mood swings and increased sex drive--Brainstorm's usually pretty tense and snappy, or entirely mellow, and it just depends on the day. Regardless, the only one he really wants to be around is Perceptor. He's always encouraging his mate to talk to his chassis, prompting him to kiss the sparkling goodnight and remind it of their love. He's so excited to be a parent

Perceptor also gets increasingly more growly as the cycle progresses. He's already a pretty introverted guy and prefers to have his space, but now, someone gets within three paces of Brainstorm and he hisses at them. Full on sparkeater posturing; fangs bared, long glossa out, tentacles raised. He stays in front of Brainstorm and growls angrily at the other party until they take the hint and go away. He doesn't want anyone near his mate or their sparkling 🤭 though he was originally against the idea their unborn baby has become indescribably precious to him, and those sparkeater instincts push him to protect them both at any cost.

By the time the carrying cycle is at it's climax, no one can approach Brainstorm without explicit permission. Most people would find it stifling but Brainstorm is the monsterfucker onboard. There's nothing sexier than his mate growling like a rabid animal and ready to devour someone if he deems them a threat. Everyone else is 😨 while Brainstorm is 😍

#sparkeater simpatico au #Brainstorm #Perceptor #simpatico #please send me more asks about this I love sparkeater stuff so much

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the-elevator-twins · 5 months ago

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>[There's nothing in the fridge, nothing anywhere to eat. You only have four hours left, but... you want meat. Need meat.]

>[Your twin can be heard groaning in pain, sometimes you hear strange, unintelligible muttering from him, and he seems to be begging to be let out, but he makes no attempt to escape on his own.]

>[Only five minutes until his timer stops. You don't know what will happen, but you think you should be scared. Too bad it's hard to feel anything other than hunger right now. He's gonna die, surely. So... is there really a point to making him suffer any longer...? Is there a reason not to just... eat him?]

>[The noises go quiet in the room he'd locked himself in. What you don't know is that the doll had fully possessed him in the last few minutes, and is lying in wait for you. The needle fully pierces through your brother's chest, eyes devoid of any human part of him. Just a monster. Sort of like you.]

>[God you're so hungry...]

CW: Self harm, cannibalism

(i) > Hungry. . . You're so, so so hungry. There's nothing left for you to eat. Nothing more to satisfy your hunger. It feels like a loss to you already as you stare absentmindedly at the ceiling above you. Metal claws scrap against a chain as you struggle with your decision.

(i) > Neil only has 5 minutes left, while you suffer another 4 hours. No doubt you'll want to go after him and kill him too. Something wants you to suffer. They want you to kill, to go mad in a little place like this. Why can't they leave you alone?

(i) > It's like everyone out to get you, they want a piece of you to feed upon, only to toss you away into the trash.

> "Am I really worth it. . ? Was all this even avoidable to begin with?" > "Maybe I deserve this, in some sick way. Or none of this is real to begin with."

(i) > Monologuing to yourself, that of course wasn't strange in any way at all. A hunger pang disrupts you, only causing discomfort as you lay there, starved and feeling fatigued. Those chains of yours only move in an agitated manner.

> ". . . M-Maybe, maybe just a bite?" > "Oh God, we're really doing this. . ."

(i) > You sit up and lift your tank top off, only revealing your top half. A part of you doesn't believe this would work, and frankly, you don't care. Hunger only continues to haunt you. If you can't eat your brother, why not yourself?

> "Hungry. . . Hungry like a goat. . . H-Hungry like a r-rat. . ."

(i) > With your claws, you start to carve yourself around the stitches holding you together. It causes you great discomfort, pain, but you rip open your chest all the way to your stomach. Peeling back your skin, you wince, seeing your own intestines.

(i) > Everything is so nice and red, pulsating and moving around. It sends a shiver down your spine seeing inside yourself, but in the end, you can't help yourself, even if you tried. . .

> "Bon Appétit."

#the elevator twins #elevator hitch #// ✂️ protag: replies #// is that a dead plate reference? ~ my stupid ass friend :sob:

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Dear Doctor Bile!

I think everyone is.... Aware... Of your complicated relationship with your primarch. But, since you are of of the oldest astarte in the galaxy, I gotta know: have you met any of the other primarch in the old days? How where day? Wich one was the most pleasant? Is it true the Curze tried to eat some of your patients?

Fabius looks at Saqqara piercingly. "So you think it's better if you read my correspondence first and then read it to me? Is that any less invasive of my privacy then, in your opinion? I know you religious fanatics like to act as a collective, but for me and my kind, a minimum distance is necessary."

Saqqara smiles glassily at him without replying. He simply waits until Fabius has poured out his displeasure on him, thinking pious thoughts while he does so, and would probably hum softly if self-preservation instincts did not prevent him from needlessly irritating Fabius further.

Finally, the Chief Apothecary's anger seems to have receded to its usual base level and Fabius only snorts one last time in contempt. Before he replies after all. Since no one is more vain than Fulgrim's sons. And none of them would pass up an opportunity for self-promotion.

"Of course I've seen them all. I was standing on Ullanor's sand." He pauses for a moment, grins humourlessly. "Both times. And Fulgrim often paraded me around like a prize horse - that's an old Terran expression for something you only care about as a status symbol. Though I'm probably doing Father an injustice here. He was actually proud of what I had achieved.

But it's strange to use the word 'pleasant' for them. None of them are pleasant." He waves it off sullenly when he sees Saqqara's reproachful look. "Oh, stop it. Just because you Word Bearers worship your insane demon so much, you have lost all sense of reality. No, no Primarch is pleasant. Every one of them is a dangerous weapon. And just because some of them imagined they could play diplomat - most notably Fulgrim on Byzas - as if the future of the galaxy were nothing but a game, doesn't mean their primary function has changed. Conquer and subjugate. By the means the Emperor gave them. In that respect, "the most agreeable" is always the one furthest from me. And as for Curze … well, Fulgrim's attempt to make him something he is not has, as we all know, failed spectacularly. In that sense, I actually feel almost a kinship with the Lord of the Eighth. And the fact that he is currently dead makes me like him all the more."

"Currently?" interjects Saqqara, his hesitant tone making it clear that he doesn't really want to hear the answer.

"What do you think, diabolist? Do you think I have genetic material from him? Could I recreate him? Well."

Saqqara moves uneasily. He wrinkles his nose, wants to answer. But Fabius waves it off. "No. Leave it all in the realm of the conjunctive. The last thing I need is Night Lords at my doorstep either wanting their precious lunatic back or making sure he stays dead. So let's just say I have nothing."

A brief moment of silence. "And no. His tendency towards cannibalism is strangely exaggerated. He's never been worse than his sons in that regard. Or than Alkenex is now." Fabius pauses. "Well, I take that back. Flavius is of a different breed. But in any case, Curze has now become a distortion of himself. Of what he was. As he was. A monster in the dark. As have we all."

#Warhammer #ask Post #Curze #Fabius Bile #Primarchs

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a-song-for-ages · 2 years ago

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Visenya: *walks straight into the Red Keep, finds Aegon on the Throne, looks at him in disgust* you look stupid. Get off of that. It's not yours.

(For the sake of this idea, Helaena and Aegon have only just been betrothed, and their wedding ceremony occurs the day after Aegon's coronation)

Visenya: I have a proposition! (Looks at Aegon while Otto has the guards point their swords and weapons at her) but it's a proposition for only my Uncle, Aegon - not you, Aemond, though something tells me you would like it...

(Because Visenya knows all about Aemond's crush on Helaena yeah)

Visenya: you've only just been recently married, yeah

Aegon: ...yes

Otto: what has that got to do with -

Visenya: shut up.

Otto: ...

Visenya: and may I ask, if the marriage is consummated?

Aegon: of course -

Visenya: Helaena? (Turns to her aunt - this is her way out, whether the marriage is consummated or not. This. Is. Their. Way. Out.)

Helaena: (shakes her head no)

Aegon: (is confused)

Visenya: great, I mean, oh no, Aegon couldn't get it down on his own wedding night, boohoo, Aegon, whatever. Now anyways. I have a proposition for you, Uncle.

Aegon: what is it?

Visenya: marry me

Aegon: what?

Visenya: you, me, wed. Helaena go bye-bye, along with the looming threat of war that is dangling above each and every one of our heads... kind of like my dragon is right now (and there the Cannibal, the great beast is, above the Red Keep, roaring like the monster he is)

Otto: the King is married to the Queen - to propose such a -

Visenya: didn't I say shut up? (Cannibal roars) anyways, Aegon, you admit that Helaena and your wedding remains uncomsummated. Right?

Aegon: (is confused)

Visenya: if the marriage is unconsummated, then the marriage would mean nothing - ony a sham in the eyes of God and men. Which means, you will be free to marry!

And essentially... this was just a very rushed blurb of what happened in my head - Visenya really told her family, listen... I really don't want to go to war, or do any work... I just want to go and bury our grandfather and then go eat cake and maybe fly to essos to get chocolates and also the stress of war is going to turn me grey and I don't want to start looking like Grandmpther Rhaenys when i am only seventeen years of age, so... I'm gonna go and win us a war before it has even begun.

And Visenya just,

Yeets.

Annuls Helaena and Aegon's marriage,

Weds herself to Aegon,

And then proceeds to knock the crown from his head and take the sword of Aegon from him, before kidnapping him, her husband, and taking him to Dragonstone, where he kneels and offers up his sword and crown to his half-sister.

Then

Then they're free

Literally

Visenya doesn't have to worry about war

And Aegon doesn't have to worry about being King and responsibility

All he has to worry about (somewhat) is Visenya who he's always had a crush on and is a huge simp for

Ah,

This is perfect.

I love it.

#wip: conqueror's crown

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celestialmango · 2 years ago

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Mmm so I'm going to list all the daycare treats AUs that have yet to be written on the main list rn

Owl moon and zoo keeper reader(currently writing)

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Island harpy boys and borrow reader

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Animal crossing au Sun and moon

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Vore rpg boss Sun and Moondrop

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Bad end, slightly melted and malfunctioning Moon and kidnapped (not by him) reader(I made the note of horror for this one)

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Borrow reader and Moon with Tom and Jerry high jinks

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Dragons sun and moon with royal not yet ruler reader who doesn't want to marry(I found the gender neutral term is princette)

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Alien creature/cryptid sun and moon

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The alraune Sun and Moon (hehe it rhymes)

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Oh no I've been shrunk reader with Sun and Moon

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Slime Sun which is the prequel to meeting slime Moon which will be another chapter (slime rancher au)

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Another pirate sun and moon but reader is not a mer.(I put this on the list way before mermay )

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A slasher au(so like horror movie monsters that pick off people one by one till reader is left and instead of getting killed reader gets nommed)

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Monster in the closet au because the person you bought the house from didn't tell you just why it was so cheap.

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Another rpg au with accidental noms.

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Transformers Sun and Moon(spark twins/seekers)

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Giant sun and moon in the pizza plex.

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Mimic Moon who pretends to be a bed.

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Shoulder Angel and devil sun and moon where when you listen to one it causes them to grow, you think they aren't real till they get big enough to nom you and if nommed you kinda vanish because you're the only one who can see them

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Witch in training, accidental summon of new to being summoned sun and experienced moon who was supposed to supervise him.

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Drider Sun and Moon

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Friendly and jingly spirit orb sun and moon that have you help gather their pieces up so they can be whole again (dunno where I was going with that)

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The Glitchdrop arcade machine thing

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Ancient evil Moon who's trapped in a tomb and you get teleported into his stomach by a booby-trap, you suggest he teleports/lets you out and you can unseal him, he feels dumb because he's never thought about doing that with the people who ended up teleported into his stomach previously.

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Basically you release ancient unspeakable evil then he noms you again because while he agreed to let you out he never agreed that he wouldn't eat you again. Thinks you freaking out is funny and but isn't actually going to hurt you because the few days you were trapped together he grew to like you.

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Frog Moon and salamander Sun with fairy reader

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KH au with heartless Sun and Moon that kinda act like the nice mushroom heartless that play charades and give you things with reader as a key blade wielder and them hanging around you and cannibalizing other heartless makes them evolve and grow, they learn spells and help you out as back up, then they finally turn into ten foot tall boss heartless and stop eating other heartless but continue to act as support for you.

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Sun noodle and Moon Noodle's big Noodle brother Eclipse with reader who Sun found in previous noodley boys chapter

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Haunted house, reader (who's a sensitive) gives the spooks(who are demons) stuff and treats them like spooky roommates

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The siren heads sun and moon.

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Virus Eclipse who's a third ai in sun and moon's body (created by the virus) who becomes obsessed with lead staff bot reader(who's got legs instead of wheels) and wants to nom cute staff bot and never let cute staff bot (you) go, can't take control (yet) but gets Moon to chase you sometimes.

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Another monster in the closet au but with a frightened child reader(platonic of course because otherwise I would refuse to write it because ew)

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Yet another cryptid sun and moon but Sun is a bee and moon is a moth.

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Giant sun and moon(gonna put this in a fantasy setting) but Moon tries to get reader into a false sense of security so he can eat them but Sun unknowingly saves them because he thinks they're a new friend his brother made and wants to get to know too.

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Cat Moon with pet mouse reader who escaped from previous home owner and has been living in the walls ever since

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The artic mer thing

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Borrow reader who was caught in a mouse trap and found by moon

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fairy reader who's being hunted for their wing with one of the boys(between Sun Moon and Eclipse) as a forest creature that hide/rescues reader via noms.

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The arcade machine sun and moon mentioned earlier.

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Cursed doll sequel where Moon trains Sun in the art of safe noms.

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Another dragon Sun and Moon but they're injured and reader heals them but they continue to act injured because just so they can see reader who's trying to keep them secret from their town, town finds out and attacks reader one of the boys noms reader(fear play) then later the other one gets to nom reader (comfort)

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After fire Eclipse who was created by Sun and Moon chips melting together and entangled their code to survive (they can be separated again with a bit of work) comfort noms reader who ended up in ruined plex and couldn't find their way out. Eclipse noms due to acting on both sun and moon's whims, Sun's being 'comfort....friend?' and Moon's being ' INTRUDER! Eat the human' which translates to Eclipse to nom and comfort human.

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Hypno Moon, you and a bunch of other adults decide to explore burned and abandoned plex, moon still has the virus, spots you, decides to eat you, hypnotizes you telling you to give in to it and gives you praises as you fall under his control, noms slowly because you are unable to fight back, lets the hypnosis go after he's back in his hideaway, Moon got separated from Sun during the fire, became lonely and a bit more unhinged so nommed you because lonely but also because he thought you looked small enough for him to be able to nom you.

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Got a deathclaw experiment sun and moon with doctor reader who grew up in a vault then got kick out. Sun and Moon were last surviving deathclaws, are everything except each other to survive, reader finds vault they're in, Sun chases them out because food, Moon following after then they see the door was finally opened. Less thinking reader food and more curious now because they can find other things to eat now.

Both catch up to reader, see another deathclaw about to kill reader, sun attack other deathclaw while Moon kinda almost lays down on reader, is guarding reader. They eat the other deathclaw, reader is in shock, boys finish, reader thinks they're gonna get eaten for real when Moon picks them up but boys are grateful reader freed them but they're arguing about who gets to pouch you first, Moon noms you during argument, you freak out cause you got ate.

That's it for the main list, now for the mermay prompts that I was unable to write during mermay

We have

Betta fish reader who Sun and Moon steal from the closing down aquarium in the plex because of reader being the only thing alive and still fighting to survive despite their terrible living conditions

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Tiny Child mer reader, with shark Sun and Moon ("Moony's a baby eater!")

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Jellyfish sun and moon(which again, gotta rework the plot on that one)

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Bioluminescent Cleaner fish reader with shark twins who watch you during your off time when you hum and 'dance' in soothing patterns to entertain yourself, they think they're sneaky and you haven't noticed them, you have and just think they're too shy to ask you for help with parasites and such.

Boys are hiding because they don't want to scare the cute fish. Sun's and Moon's shark species in this one imprint on a single prey and their bodies will see that prey as a part of themselves and cover said prey with protective secretions in their throat that will sink into prey's skin making shark unable to digest prey as they're moved into a sack of sorts that's opening is attached to the side of said sharks stomach.

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The stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft reader who gets nommed by Moon, who gets told on by Sun to Eclipse who then noms moon cause Moon didn't want to share or spit reader up

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Deepsea diver reader with Glitchdrop mer.

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Tiny reader with anxiety that can't rest till they're hidden(Moon noms for sure,)

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Reader used as bait and rescued by mer sun and moon

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And finally, the siren sun & moon with sailer/deckhand reader(who they are attempting to court without using their voices so reader knows their intentions are pure but doesn't really realize that they are being courted by the two) romance

#mango speaks #mango updates #☀️🍬🌕#the daycare treats planned to write prompt list shows itself!

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general-sleepy · 3 years ago

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If you are interested, would you share your full thoughts on Eli Roth? I've hated him since the obnoxious advertising for The Green Inferno.

For the record, I've only seen Cabin Fever and the first two Hostel movies and a bunch of clips of The Green Inferno. This turned into a ramble, so I'll give the you the mercy of a read more.

The core problem is that he can't write compelling characters. I'm not saying that every movie has to have likeable characters--though likeable characters are very effective in creating entertaining movies. There are movies I like where the protagonists are utter monsters, horrible people who spend the movies committing atrocities with a minimum of conscience at most. Cannibal Holocaust or Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer come to mind.

But, what's important about these characters is that they are people you want to watch, even when that interest is mingled with disgust for them and yourself. I'm a big believer in the Eight Deadly Words, the audience sentiment that will kill any story: "I don't care what happens to these people." You don't have to like the protagonists, but you have to want to spend an hour and a half with them.

That's not the case with the characters in Eli Roth movies. They're just concretely, relatably obnoxious. In Hostel, they're a bunch of frat boys constantly throwing out casual sexism and homophobia. Their interests, motivations, and values aren't interesting. They're not likeable and they're also not terrible enough to be entertaining in a train wreck way. They're just shallow.

This is, of course, except for Josh in Hostel. Josh does obnoxious things, but we see hints of internal conflict, of the fact that he's a good person who wants to do better. Insofar as final boys are a thing, Josh has great potential. I think it's unintentional on Roth's part, but I get the impression of a really interesting potential plotline about Josh coming to terms with his sexuality. But, then, either for shock value or because he's just a bad writer, Roth kills him off early and leaves us with the simultaneously unpleasant and boring Paxton. He's nothing but still grates. Going fully into the, at best uncomfortable, sexual politics of Hostel would require a whole other post and this one is rambling enough. What stands out in terms of Roth as a filmmaker, is that I don't think the sexism and homophobia originates from a deliberate, calculated malice. My impression is that Eli Roth just doesn't think.

That, and the movie is just ugly. Not in the way that something like the August Underground movies are, where there is meant to be an oppressive atmosphere of misery and malice. For the most part, the direction offers nothing. There are numerous shots of naked women that are clearly meant to be sexy. (I think to highlight the horror of the later violence, like the comedy cops in The Last House on the Left), but they are shot in a way that drains any eroticism. Look, I'm a pig; it is very, very hard to make a naked woman not sexy. Roth does it effortlessly and not intentionally. Everything feels rote and uninspired. (When I think about it, the only rare good moments of direction are in scenes with Josh and the Dutch businessman).

The rape scene in Cabin Fever (in summary: the protagonist is in bed next to his love interest, who he is not in a relationship, and fingers her in her sleep; Roth acts like the more horrifying thing is that this is how he finds out she has the flesh-eating disease; the rape is never mentioned and we are supposed to sympathize with our monster of a protagonist after this; I'm not sure if Roth knows this was a rape scene) would make any movie irredeemable, regardless of the rest of the quality of the rest of the movie. But, Cabin Fever is also full of blandly unlikeable characters, whose goals and interests are uninteresting. Karen, the woman who is assaulted, is as far I remember, the most kind of likeable character, and again is killed off early.

What Cabin Fever had to offer was just being a showcase for the disease effects. That's valid: the diseased flesh is disturbing to look at, and contagion is an inherently horrifying concept. If the story was window dressing, just to highlight that, it would have a purpose. August Underground, for example, only exists to provide an excuse to show off the gore effects and unsimulated brutality. Cabin Fever bogs itself down in a boring story with a bunch of boring characters.

As far as The Green Inferno goes, I like the whole Amazon cannibal genre of the 70s and 80s. They all have a fascinating aesthetic and general feeling that is really enjoy. But, I also think it's a genre that's stuck in its time. The movies were hideously racist; that's just unescapable. There was a brutal reality to them that was compelling, but in practice so unethical that no quality of film could justify them, and I'm not just talking about the actual animal deaths. You can't just replicate an Amazon cannibal movie in the 2010s, no matter how much you love them. They're like museum pieces. As a creator and fan, you have to exercise a kind of self-awareness and self-control. Maybe he could have paid homage to the genre by interweaving it with the current folk horror trend. Again, I haven't seen The Green Inferno, but from what I know of the movie, Midsommar seems like the far better modern iteration of Cannibal Holocaust.

In the interests of balance, I liked him in Inglourious Basterds. His talent might actually be in acting. I mean, he was terrible in Cabin Fever, but I think that's just because it's an Eli Roth movie.

I'm sorry that this is kind of a jumble of thoughts. If anyone can name an Eli Roth movie that they like that avoids these problems, I'm open to taking suggestions and giving them a chance.

#i hope this is clear from the rest of my blog #but i don't mind if anyone likes eli roth movies #unless it's straight up birth of a nation or the turner diaries #i don't begrudge anyone the media they enjoy #i've admitted to watching cannibal holocaust and august underground in this post #forget legs #i don't have anything to stand on to judge anyone else #you do you #me doing me is hating hostel

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dnarez · 3 years ago

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In Need Of Help

Summary:

Pro hero Shinso is in need of more evidence to get a crazy man that has been eating pieces of people, he would do anything for some help.

[This is a gift for my followers in all platforms, forgiving me so much views, kudos, votes and followers in all my accounts, I'm very thankful for everything, so here's a little something]

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His heels clicking on the pavement and a nearby bar was the only things that were making noise on that, cold and dark night.

Shinso knew that he shouldn't be there, even if now he was a licensed Pro Hero, he needed this, only one more information, one last victim, one small proof, and the case would be over.

That damn monster that lurks around every hour of the day would be behind bars, but for that to happen, for the victims to be able to sleep without a care in the world, he needed to do this, he needed to be here.

Here, in the middle of nowhere, with no backup, and cross dressing.

Someone, a monster, had been eating people, but only bits of them, the Thing would cut a piece of the victims body, sometimes a few pieces, normally from the legs or the arms. It didn't matter if you were woman or man, the Thing loved juicy and savory meat. By what the victims told him, they would be sedated on the area and cut open, the 911 would be called by their own cellphone, and a voice would ask for help, they probably used a voice modifier.

The Thing was described as a big and scary humanoid lizard, with golden scales all over their body, by the looks of it, the Thing was a male, but Shinso thought otherwise, he thought about what the victims said that happened before the attacks, sometimes a person would call for help, others were tapped on their shoulder, some were asked directions or the time, and others were asked if they wanted to have some "fun". But from all those times a female voice was permanent, the police said that it could be the work of two people, but that seemed very unlikely, since every single one of those victims said that it was only one voice, only one monster.

And now Shinso was walking around dressed as a woman, going through the almost empty streets, since most of their victims were female, he decided to make himself an easier bait.

'From 999 victims more than 80% were women, I hope this works'

By using a tight fit sweater like dress, some leggings, a wig and some make up Shinso looked just like any other women going home late at night

'I can't be too confident' he curved his body around the purse, looking down to the ground and trying to walk fast through the dark streets.

When walking by the bar some drunk men whistled and grabbed his arm "Come on sweetie we can have some fun with each other, why don't you look at me?"

The smell of cheap beer was sickening, but Shinso couldn't drop the act and punch that man's face, so he started to struggle against the drunk, with a choker that modified his voice to of a female, he said "LET ME GO!" The high pitched voice echoed throughout the empty street.

The drunk man pulled him closer, since Shinso was using heels he lost his balance and couldn't pull his arm from the man's grasp, who started to grope his ass "Ooooh! What a nice ass! You must go to the gym, come on~ I just want to have some fun with you baby"

"I said-!"

Suddenly the grip on his ass and arm was released, a humanoid dragon with golden scales, horns coming from their hair and was 5 meters tall held the drunk by his neck.

Shinso looked shocked at their size.

"The lady told you to let her go" the sweet and feminine voice didn't fit that thing.

The drunk was put on the floor, she glared at him "get out of here before I change my mind" he run back to the bar.

Shinso was still in shock looking at her "Y-you..."

The humanoid picked up his purse and gave it back to him.

"Y-you-... I-I-I..." Shinso sighs and calm himself down "thank you!" He smiled at her, and see she smiles back.

"Do you need help? This place is always a dessert at this hour, I can take you to your home"

'Bingo!' Hitoshi has to hold himself to not smile in victory "I don't want to bother you!" He says with a sickly sweet voice, and looks away playing that he's a shy girl.

"It won't be a bother, two women waking around is better than one alone, I know my way around here pretty well, why don't you tell me where you live so that I can take you there."

He nods and tells a hotel address.

"Oh! I'm also staying there! What floor you are in?" The tip of her tail is sawing lightly

"3rd floor"

She gasps and puts her hand on her chest "Me too! Let's go! You must be tired!"

He nods and smiles.

They walk side by side, but then she huffs and looks at the sky "I can take you there faster if we fly, I'm too lazy to walk" she picks him up with her tail around his waist and puts him on her shoulders.

"W-wait!" But she doesn't listens, and her size gets bigger, now she's 11 m.

With too much easiness you, the dragon humanoid, fly up in the air, over the city.

He holds tight to your horns, wait... the victims told them that it was a lizard looking person, the Thing could distort their voice, he just-... he got the wrong person, as you glide through the sky his wig fly away, he shrieks, panicking.

You laugh at him "You should have used that weird hair glue man"

"Y-you knew!?" He looks at you surprised.

"Of course! Your natural body odor can't be hidden by a mere cheap perfume"

Shinso blushes heavily. "I'm sorry I confused you with the cannibal that is running around eating people" he looks down at your scales and is impressed by their glow.

"You're not the first cutie, now why don't you tell me your name?"

Hitoshi covers his face with one hand. "You can call me MindJack, it's my hero name"

You nod and shook yourself "hold on, I'm gonna dive!" He holds tightly on your horns as you nose dive till you were next enough from the building you transform to a smaller dragon when you land on the roof. "You can let go now"

He releases you and step back, but falls on his ass since he was using heels.

"Hey... your cute!" You get close to his face, close enough that he can feel your breath.

Blushing heavily he gets up and nods to her "Thank you but I-" he notices he's necklace activated and turns it off "Thank you, but I have to go" your face lights up when you hear his voice "I really need some evidence on that guy".

"I can help you then" you state simply

"What!? NO! You are a civilian, how can you help me?" Hitoshi crosses his arms

"Because, my dear pro hero, you are trying to capture my good for nothing brother" you start pacing around him, about 2 m of distance.

"How do I know that you're saying the truth?" Shinso squint his eyes at you "you could very well be lying"

You nod, stopping in front of him "I can show you where he puts the meat that he doesn't eat"

"I thought he ate all of it"

You shook your head "He likes to put it away, like a prize, know what I'm saying?"

Shinso nods "let's go to the police station and-"

You flare up at that, now a pose extremely intimidating, with your wings open and tail waving around, nervous. "I think the fuck not! You are going to find that place alone if you want the police involved!"

"NO! Please! That monster is already in his 999 victim!"

She squints at him "no police, and no other pro heroes, I'm not found of that type"

He nods quickly, this is the only lead they got in the last 4 years, but something has been bugging him "Where is he right now? He didn't eat no one the last 2 weeks."

"He's waiting, he wants the people to be less aware at night, it is his last victim, he wants a whole person this time"

Hitoshi gulps "Where is he?"

"Don't know" you shrug "but since people are back at the streets at night he will be back in-" you stop and look at the moon, figuring out the time "in a few hours, maybe 5 or 6"

That put the pro hero on edge "what will he do when he gets back?"

You think for a bit and goes back to pacing around him "probably sleep, call me, and when the night falls he will go out and take his 1000 victim" you stop by his side this time "but I can help you~"

Shinso stops and things about it for a bit, if what she's saying is true then someone will be eaten alive that same shitty day. "And how exactly are you going to help me?"

"That's easy! I will put something for him to sleep on his morning juicy, he will sleep, I tie him up, and give him to you, with also his address so that you can take all the evidence necessary"

"You can't put someone to sleep and delivery it to me!"

"Yes I can, I will be his 'last victim' and say that I thought he would kill me, so you will just tell the cops that you came and rescued me from him, TCHARAM! What do you think about that?"

Hitoshi stops in his tracks, the cold midnight air on his skin makes him shiver from cold. "But what do you want in return? It's impossible that you are doing this just because you want to help, if you wanted to help you would have at the beginning of his attacks"

You nod at him and stops by his side, enveloping him with a wing, looking him up and down "You are right, I want something- no... I want someone, I want to have some fun... with you" you gently grab him by his chin "It's cold, let's go inside, so I can get my payment" you put your hand on his ass and nudge him to the roof door.

"W-wait! I didn't agree to this!" You stop and look at him amused.

"Oh! So you have another choice? That's news to me, since you didn't have enough option to not dress up as a woman" you gently hold the hem of his dress with a finger.

Hitoshi trembles, now realizing that you are right, if he wants your much-needed help he will... have to sell his body. "B-but I never-!" Shinso blushes, hard.

You laugh mocking him"You are a virgin!? How old are you? 25? 24? That's gold! Well... for me" when you pass the door and start going down the stairs with a hand on his lower back, you also take that time to transform in to your human form, with only small horns, a thin tail and small wings visible.

You look like a succubus to him, but the normal clothing doesn't match the lustful look on your eyes.

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Opening the door to your bedroom and pushing him in with you was easy.

He sits on the bed and take off his heels as he watches you walking around. "How is this going to go?" Shinso feels small, like when people called him a villain in his youth.

Hitoshi was thinking of how he's an idiot for not taking his capture weapon with him, and even if he did, he realizes that it would be useless right now, but having it would be some kind of comfort.

You see him lost in thoughts, fumbling with his fingers, he's so cute! Even if he's tall for a man, he's small to you, as you walk around the room and go to the bathroom to get the bath ready, you hear soft steps walking to you.

"Don't you want something else?" When you look at him, he doesn't meet your eyes, he looks even smaller right now, hugging himself, in clear discomfort.

"I'm a doctor, I don't need money, I don't want fame or exposure, nor do I want anything that you may have... well, besides your body" you chuckle and start stripping.

Hitoshi blushes and closes his eyes. "I-I can find you someone better, maybe another pro hero, I was a classmate with some of the top 10 heroes, maybe yo-"

"Don't want it" you say like it was obvious "I don't like heroes in general, you are the first one that I feel attracted to" you walk to him and get smaller, now you're just a little taller than him, his sight is directly at your breast, but sadly he's eyes are closed. "Do you need help, or you can take your clothes off yourself?"

Shinso shivers from just thinking about her passing her hands over his body "I can do it!" He tries to keep his voice strong.

"So go on" you sit at the border of the big bathtub "give me a nice show will you?"

He looks at your naked form still blushing and then looks at the bathtub "aren't we just going to fuck? Why do I have to take a bath?"

"You are too feminine right now, don't get me wrong I love a woman in my bed, but right now I'm hungry for some masculine men at my feet and losing control" you put something on the water and mix it with your hand.

Taking a shaky breath he starts to get undressed. Shinso is disgusted at himself, selling his body to a random woman who says she is the attacker's sister, but... he has no other lead to that Thing, this is the last hope. So Hitoshi takes a deep breath and start to taking the dress off, he never thought that this would be his first time... he wanted to be with a lover or at least a friend that took pity on him, not this... in a run down hotel, with a stranger that says they have a lead. Being a hero sure sucks.

"Hmmmm, what a nice body!" He looks at your back and sees your thin tail make a heart shape "now the pants and underwear at the same time"

With a shuddering breath he takes them off, covering his dick with his hands feeling exposed under your eyes.

"Now come here, I want to feel you"

He obeys now in front of you, as you stay sat on the bath border.

You take his hands in yours and smile "we can stop this at any moment, you can go on without losing your virginity to me" Shinso sighs relieved and smiles down at you "but of course, I won't tell you anything or help you an all" his smile drops and a frown takes place, he shook his head, and you lick your lips at that. "Now let's start to clean you, the fun will begin soon enough"

You hold his hand and get inside the bathtub, pulling him with you as you sit down.

Shinso stays a little far from you, but you're still holding his hand.

Taking deep breaths and relaxing was good and all, but you wanted more, so you pulled him closer and kissed him.

The hero did not pull back, and instead kissed you back, that made you eager, as you licked his bottom lip asking for entrance, Shinso started having doubts, so he didn't open his mouth, well. Until he felt you grabbing his balls and massaging it, gasping in surprise was enough for you to start a full tongue kiss.

He grows and whimpers against your mouth, he turns you on so much! Maybe you should keep him, but let's see if at the end he will be your good boy or a damn pro hero.

He's dick start to get hard from you massaging his balls, and the kiss is getting louder from all the saliva, that may also be turning him on, it's the first time someone else touches him there.

Your tongue is bigger and longer than an average one, is also pointy and very flexible, so it's easy to wrap yours around his one, and you suck it, at that he moans, you separate the kiss to let him breath, and the face he makes is incredible, making you extremely turned on, damn this man is going to be your end.

"So cute, so sweet!" You day, and he gasps air and hold your hand when you squeeze his balls lightly.

"Please... that's enough... I should go and- AAAAHG!" he shouts surprised by the feeling of something on his nipple, but your arms didn't move, one was behind his shoulder holding his neck from behind, and the other fondling with his balls, so what-

Looking down he saw the tip of your tail, it was a straight tip, no heart or anything, just like a snake's tail, it was doing circles on his nipple, with just enough pressure to turn him on.

"You are so sensitive! Do you pinch your nipples when you masturbate?"

"What!? No- AAAAAHG!" his hips jerks, you had suddenly licked his nipple.

"Don't lie to me~♡ they wouldn't be this sensitive if you never touched them" taking his nipple in your mouth and sucking it has Shinso growling.

"YES! I do pinch my nipples when I masturbate!"

You hum with his nipple in mouth making him whimper at the vibration, he moves his hand to try and alleviate himself a little, but your hand that was on his balls is faster, grabbing his dick and jerking it with enthusiasm.

That has Hitoshi on cloud nine, with the tail now wrapping around his balls and moving Itself without stopping, your mouth sucking and licking his nipple, one hand on the back of his neck caressing him, and the other masturbating him. It was too much, Hitoshi never felt like this, it was overwhelming the amount of pleasure he was feeling, all of this brought him to the edge quickly.

"I-I'm... I'm gonna! Ah! Ah! More! Just a little more!" He close his eyes but as soon as the sensation came from the orgasm, it went away he shouts, throwing his head back frustrated and opens his eyes, desperately pumping his own dick trying to cum, but you stop him and kiss his knuckles.

He looks at you, with an open mouth and relaxed slutty eyes trying to focus on you. "Please... please let me cum!"

You chuckled at that and kissed his lips "sorry MindJack, but only good boys can cum, pro heroes can't, and since you told me your pro hero name and not your real one, I can't let you cum" you pout at the idea of your new toy not cumming "I will give you a prize if you tell me your name" wrapping your hand around his dick and pumping it slowly.

But reason was louder inside Hitoshi's mind, it didn't let him tell his name, it would be too dangerous for him, so he shook his head.

You sighed disappointed but nodded "it's okay, you're here to make me feel good, so I will let that one thing slip, but if you ever change your mind just tell me"

He took in a deep breath and nodded, getting ready for your next move.

You sit in between his legs an open them, looking directly at his butt hole you tilt your head to the side "Have you ever stick something in your ass?"

At that he blushes hard and shook his head "No-! I-I never put anything there"

"Well... now you will" you wink at him and submerge in the water, with his dick in hand you put your tongue on his asshole, he's hips jerk in surprise, so you use your other hand to keep them from moving.

The sensation was weird and uncomfortable, he could feel you tongue slithering inside his asshole, the unwelcomed sensation made his dick start to go soft, but you jerk him off, so that he would relax on your tongue, and focus on something else.

Shinso looked at you underwater and was surprised by how little the bubbles got out of your nose, maybe your quirk had something to do with that? The jerking of his dick got faster, making him focus totally on that, as a result you went deeper with your tongue on his inside, and by moving around he could feel like you were searching something, but his dazzled mind could only focus on your hand that was holding his hips now going up and pinching his nipple, he grows at that and whimpers as you press your nails on it from time to time.

The warm feeling on his lower stomach came back, the built-up coming a little faster this time around, but it skyrocketed as you hit his prostate, making him moan loudly with a surprised yep.

"I'M... GONNA CUM!" Even if you were underwater you heard him, you already knew that he was at the edge of an incredible orgasm, since his walls were trembling around your tongue, his dick pulsating in your hand and his hips moving, trying to get more of you inside him.

When his eyes started to turn to inside his head, mouth lightly open with gasps and whimpers, he was almost there, just a little bit, just a little bit, just a- "NO!" He sobs as you stop everything at once and sit up on the tub.

He's sobbing like crazy, trembling all over from another orgasm being ripped from him, this one was so big too, he could feel that it would be one of the bests in all his life.

You purr at him and pets his head softly, kiss his cheek and the tip of his nose, hugging him from the side, he hides his face at the crook of your neck and his sobs stop after a while.

Shinso sighs, trembling in disgust from how well he responds to your touches, your hands feels so good running through his hair and his body, your cat like purr comforts him to no end, everything about you feels so welcoming... 'what the fuck is happening to me?'

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After washing his face from the makeup and cleaning your own body he sits at your feet while you sit on the chair in front of your computer, without bothering to put clothes on or tell him to dress himself, it won't be needed.

"Right now I need to check some emails, so you'll go down on me if you do a good job I can get you some early evidence" you finish drying your body and spread your legs to him and start reading emails.

Hitoshi saw enough porn in his life that he knows what to do, pulling himself closer to her pussy and opening his mouth was an incredible view to you.

Starting with shy cat licks, you sigh in comfort and pets his head, going tight back to typing.

With a little more confidence that you gave him through the head pats he starts to savor you, his tongue licks for longer each time, and he feels the little button against it.

Your cellphone starts ringing making him stop his ministrations, but you gently nudge his cheek "don't stop, and be careful with your teeth" you answer your phone, and he goes back to liking you, now you were wetter than before, maybe you like the risk of being caught.

Shinso sucks lightly on your clit and sees you smiling at him with adoration "Yeah I refused her... I know, but I can refuse someone whenever I want" you sigh relived when he starts to get the hang of it. "Not my problem, I told you that I don't like heroes, and I also told you that even if it was an emergency I wouldn't attend them.... that was because I didn't knew he was a hero... that one was a vigilante... of course they are differeEEENT!" you look at him shocked, Hitoshi put his tongue inside you and was purposely rubbing his nose on your clit "hmmmmm... yeah sorry, I almost tripped...no no I'm- mmmmmmmmh! I'm fine... yeah? Well... then sue me, I don't care" you hung up the call and patted your thighs "hands where I can see MindJack"

Shinso puts his hand on top of your thighs, and you can feel pre-cum on one hand and a bit of it also on the tip of his other hand "Oh! So you did like my tongue on your back door!" You interlace your fingers with his hair and lightly pull on it making him groan, the vibrations hit you just right "ooooh~! Right there baby... such a good little hero, getting me nice and wet so that I can eat your cock with my pussy" that has Shinso moaning against you, you moan back at him and goes back to answering emails, but still gasping and moaning from time to time.

By the looks of it he's getting more clumsy and desperate by now, he starts to eating you aggressively, and it starts to turn you off, so you pull him away from your pussy "enough, you can't make me cum with your mouth, but don't worry, since this is your first time it's normal to not get it right hero"

Hitoshi sighs and calm his breathing, he grab both your thighs and look up at you with such a deplorable face that has your inside heating up.

"Hmmmmm~♡ what do you want my little hero?" You put your thumb in his mouth, and he sucks on it "want to have something wrapped around your dick like there's no tomorrow? Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you" you close your laptop and focus on him, Hitoshi trembles under your eyes.

"I want to lose my virginity... please" he says with your finger in his mouth.

You chuckle at his face "How adorable, you never asked my name and still want to fuck me, how dirty of you, does it turn you on not knowing my name?" You put your feet on his dick and start to rub him.

"Name... I want to know your name, I want to cum saying your name"

Your smile grow darker "then tell me yours" Shinso stops all his thinking again, looking at her surprised, he shakes his head, you huff and nod "Okay, okay, well... right now you can call me doctor, or doc, when you tell me your name I will tell you mine" you get up from the chair and goes through your purse "lay down on the bed, let's get started, you can sleep here, tomorrow we will do all that hero stuff"

Hitoshi goes and sit on the bed with his back to the headboard, both hands on his thigh, his dick pulsating with an almost purple head, and and pulsating against his stomach.

You come back with a butt plug and lubricant, you open his legs and lick your lips at the sight "this one is small so don't worry too much" you spread the lubricant on his dick and then down to his asshole "I'm glad that I put aphrodisiac in the water, you needed to relax"

"You did what!?" When you were about to fit your finger inside he tensed the muscle, making it impossible for you to enter

You huff "I just wanted you to relax, don't worry I didn't put enough to make you unconscious or unable to say no, you can still get up and go out, I will even call and pay for the cab" you sit back and point to the door.

"But I need your help!"

"That's a shame, because I just want your body, I don't actually want to help, but I will if I can get what I want, now decide, will you go, or can I keep going?" You point to the door and then at his genitals.

Hitoshi looks in despair at you, his big and strong arms and legs, or his pro hero training, even his experience, nothing was usable here, even if he used his quirk, it wouldn't work, since he can't make her write the culprit's name. Hitoshi Shinso, the student of UA, the pupil of Eraser head, MindJack, the pro hero that helps the top 10 heroes under the table, is unable to help himself, and unable to not need your help.

You see that he noticed all this in a few minutes, that powerful man under you, makes you wet enough to make your slick come down to your inner thighs.

"Please... keep going" Hitoshi says in defeat, and you gladly oblige, you put your mouth around his tip and lightly suck on it, the pro hero groans, the feeling being out of this world, now relaxed and focusing on your mouth you put two lubricated fingers on his asshole, and slowly going more and more in, until only your knuckles are outside it.

The feeling of your fingers now moving around was groundbreakingly good, you were so sweet with him, even if this was supposed to pleasure you, maybe you like to be in control? That's possible-!!! Hitoshi yelp loudly by how surprised he is, you took him all inside your mouth, and he isn't small! And you just deep throated him, your wet and warm cave has him trembling from head to toe, while moaning loudly, not being able to hold back his moans.

"I-I'm gonna cum! Please let me cum! Please!" He says with tears in his eyes yet to fall.

But again you stop taking him out of your mouth, when he's at the edge almost cumming, Hitoshi sobs, his hands that was holding his own thighs are trembling as he holds himself back.

"Sorry, I need your name if you want to come" with your finger spreading his asshole, you kiss his tip again, it was pulsating with an almost purple head and pre-cum coming out of it.

"I won't give you my nAME!" you not only put the lubricated butt plug inside him, but also turned on the little vibrator, by the small switch that your tail was holding out of his reach.

"I already told you that it's fine, that you just won't cum" you get up and squad on top off him, lining his dick at your lower lips, and start to rub his tip on your clit, that makes you shiver and breathe heavily, thinking about what will happen next.

"Wait! A condom! I don't know if you are clean, and I also am too young to be a father!" He holds your hips up, not letting you keep going.

You sigh and get up, going to your purse and coming back with a paper and shows it to him. "What it says right here?" You point at a specific part and put the paper very close to his face, so he can't read the rest

"STDs negative, AIDS negative and other sickness that I don't know the name off, all of them negative..." you make a ball with the paper and trows it at the trash can, and you got it right... maybe that's a signal, that you will succeed this time.

"But what if- hummn!" You press on the butt plug and chuckles at him trying to hold back his moan

"It's a safe day, and I'm on the pill" you pet his face and goes on top of him again "now lay down and let your doctor give you your medicine"

He gulps and lays down, you fluff his pillow under him and smiles, his face blushing from how much care you have on your eyes, there is something more, like the cat that got the cream, but he isn't sure, that look vanish, being replaced by a lustful look.

You again line you two, and when you sit on him, taking every inch you both moan in sync.

"Oh my god!" You think that this hero is the cutest, he does the best facial reactions you have ever seen, it's quite addictive, but when you start to move, Oh! The face he makes is the best one.

"Don't stop- please! I'm gonna cum!" He throws his head back but groans in frustration from you not only stopping the movement, but also stopping the vibrator.

"Your name?" You ask again, putting a hand on his chest and caressing his nipple with your thumb.

His conscience was screaming at him, but his body was screaming for release.

You see his body twitching under you, the feeling of his dick inside you was deliciously pulsating, you wig your hips "Come oooon~ tell me! Tell meee~" you give small jumps and wiggle your hips.

He groans at the feeling, his whole body begging for release, "Hitoshi! My name is Hitoshi Shinso!!"

You smile at him and starts to move, "Hitoshi-kun! Cum inside me! Please! Please! Please!" At that he snaps and hold your hips up, as he fucks into you.

"Name!? Please! Please doctor!" You turn on the vibrator, and he moans loudly like a woman.

"Y/n call me, Y/n-sama, since I'm older than you, you need to uUuuUuUse~ aaaahn~♡, Hitoshi-kun! Give me more! Please!"

He moans back to you, seeing you on top of him, your breasts bouncing, was extremely arousing, but looking closely, your horns starts growing with your wings and size, your dragon scales are back but only in a few places.

You are meeting his trusts half way, your pleasure is building up, when suddenly it skyrockets, you look down at him and sees that his hand went up to your back, he's holding on your wings and pulling it from time to time, which makes you desperate, moving up and down you lost the patience when you started going over the edge.

"Toshi! I'm gonna cum!" your tail flicks the vibration to the max and drops the switch, coming to press and nudge your little button.

It was too much for him, the vibrations from behind hitting his prostate, your gummy walls squiring him so tight, the way your body moves with his, and the way you call, for his name is so sweet that he couldn't hold back even if he wanted, so he came inside you, his hot cum was the trigger for you too.

...

Waking up on the next day was a nightmare, his body was exhausted and his mind slower than normal, so after a few minutes Shinso sat up on the empty bed and looked around.

Your things weren't on the room anymore, some masculine clothes were on top of a chair with a note.

Hitoshi took a while to notice, but he was surprised when he did, not only was his body clean, it was just tired, and not sore, even a little relaxed, after reading the letter it made sense, and he sighs while holding back a smile.

'Hope you liked your post-sex massage, pro-heroes need their bodies on the daily, also...

It would be bad if we couldn't take my brother down, lets me up again today, yes?'

XoXo L/n Y/n

#hitoshi shinso x reader #bnha shinso hitoshi #shinsou hitoshi #shinsō hitoshi #shinsou x y/n #smut #oneshot #ao3 fanfic

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cottoncandyjester · 4 years ago

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Let sleeping dogs lie(salem backstory)

People have been asking a ton of questions about salem and his backstory so i decided to answer them in one big post.

This story contains: a lot of child abuse, death, cannibalism, childhood trauma, all around bad times for salem

Salem was a dog, not a child. He slept in a cage,ate scraps and was abused to the point where blood was a permanent taste in his mouth. His brother on the other hand was the perfect child, salem didn't know why his mother loved axis more than him but salem was to believe that something was wrong with him

The truth was that nothing was wrong with salem, he was actually quite gifted in singing and would sing himself to sleep when the late nights scare him. Salem was deemed an ugly child from his mother, his eyes were dead and empty..he never smiled in his life and he doesn't even know how to laugh.

Salem hated axis, he hated axis with every fiber of his being. He hated that axis was treated like royalty while he was dragged through hell just to live, how come axis was so perfect?

The worst part of it was that axis was so sweet to salem, he would sneak down and give salem food when their mother isn't watching. Salem thought axis was just belittling him and that made him hate him more

It wasn't fair, none of this was fair. His mother was supposed to love him more than anything, why was axis so special?!

"your father was an ugly man, a monster and you look just like him..those demon eyes. It's natural for any mother to love the more beautiful child. You're only here cause you are make a lovely trash can"

Maybe asking his mother wasn't the best option, it only broke salem more. Salem finally broke after that, he snuck into axis' room that night. Axis had a fever so the window and door was wide open to cool him off, salem let out a shaky sigh as he walked towards the sleeping boy

Its not fair

I was born first

It's not fair

Even sleeping he looked perfect, salem opened the bottle of chemicals and poured it over axis' eyes. The sounds of screaming and choked sobbing flooded the room as salem stared at his younger brother his eyes being empty of any emotions.

He got beaten extra hard that night, he ruined his mother's perfect little boy so it was only natural for her to want him dead, but it seems she had a far better idea for him.

The next morning he was sold like some rusted toy, a rich family wanted to treat their son to an early birthday present and a commoner slave seemed to be the perfect gift.

"but it's not salem's fault he was just really mad at me! I swear it doesn't hurt anymore!"

Hearing axis sob and cry for him only made salem hate him more, damn him for being so kind.

Salem felt someone force his head up and his blank eyes stared into blue ones, there he met his master.

Hikaru looked beautiful to salem, a pretty boy dressed in pink. He dazzled like a star and the utter sight of him made salem blush.

It seems that hikaru wasn't as sweet as he looked, salem wasn't sure which was worse his mother or hikaru. Salem was forced to wear a shiny collar and crawl around on all fours, he truly was a dog. Hikaru trained him to be obedient and submissive, salem started to forget that he was even human

Hikaru's family were rich and dirty, they could get away with anything even murder. Salem was their dog and as such they fed him whatever remains of the victim they dealt with.

Eating human remains seems to have been the last nail on the coffin when it comes to his sanity, he had finally lost it.

His mind had broke and he couldn't function as a normal person anymore, he wanted nothing but death.

When salem turned 15 years old the toment was too much for him, the constant abuse from hikaru and his family had not only broke him mentally but physically as well, the amount of blunt Force trauma gave him enough brain damage to most likely kill him.

One thing salem hated most of all was the abandonment of his own mother, she was a horrible person but he still loves her yet he despised her for leaving him. He just wanted someone who wouldn't leave, someone who will stay by his side no matter what.

Salem had slit his throat that night, it was hikaru who had found him choking on his own blood and stitched him up before he died. Hikaru was nicer to salem after that, instead of a stray he was treated much like a beloved pet. Salem wasn't sure if it was the stockholm syndrome or what but he grew attached to hikaru

As the two got older their relationship started to become far more twisted, hikaru started using salem for sexual pleasure and salem of course let it happen.

Hikaru's version of sexual pleasure involved hardcore violence, things such as burning and branding filled his excitement. Salem felt as if he owed hikaru his life, hikaru was his master after all and as a lowly dog you do as you were told. Sex slowly became salem's high, he wanted more and more to the point where he would go to other people in hikaru's family, begging to be touched to be used. People don't leave of you offer them sex, that was the one lesson salem learned

When salem turned 19 he was reunited with his brother once more, seems like axis got into the same school hikaru was in thanks to an art scholarship and so the two met and became 'friends'.

Salem as this point was on his way to becoming a drooling mutt, the amount of abuse and trauma he dealt with messed with his brain beyond repair.

When the two brothers reconnected salem didn't remember his brother much, he could barley remember his own name some days. Axis still adored salem with every fiber of his being even if his blindness was salem's fault. Hikaru had no intention of giving salem up, after all salem was his wonderful pet and any pet owner would be sad to give up a family pet.

"i-i want my brother back, please.."

"is that so? Salem what do you think about that?"

Salem, who sat on the floor with his head nuzzled against hikaru's lap shuddered at the thought of not having hikaru. Was hikaru leaving just like his mother?! He couldn't stand it, he can't handle someone else leaving his life or discarding him.

"no no no no no no, ah- no!"

Salem started to spiral at the very thought, why did everyone leave him? Why can't anyone stay for him?! What's wrong with him that makes him just so unloveable?

Salem didnt go back to axis that night, but axis never stopped trying. Every single day he came to bother hikaru into releasing the hold on his brother.

Salem's feelings for his brother were neutral, he was too messed up in the head to clearly piece together how exactly he felt but he didnt hate him anymore

Salem didn't want to leave hikaru and hikaru wasn't finished playing with salem, wherever hikaru went salem did too those two were far too toxic to each other and still are incredibly toxic.

After all salem was just a damaged dog and he only had everyone around him to blame, it's a wonder how he would turn out if he was raised normally.

#yandere imagines #yandere ocs #yandere #tw child abandonment #tw childhood trauma #tw salem #tw toxic behavior

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