#odaa drabbles

[amabiliaaa]

odaa drabble dump:

oh look, a taglist: @extraisthmus​ you asked to be tagged in everything so here you go enjoy whatever the heckaroo this is sorry not sorry

Prompt: “How are you dealing with this?” 

                “Very Poorly.”

Kira made no attempt to hide her smirk. “That’s obvious. Have you tried using the plunger?”

“Yes, I tried using the fucking plunger what do you think I’ve been doing this entire time.”

“So. Tell me. How did you end up in this situation?”

The ‘situation’ Kira was referring to was Sadja hunched over a toilet gripping onto a plunger for dear life. 

Sadja tugged on the plunger. “I…” she avoided eye contact and muttered the rest of the sentence.

Kira leaned against the doorframe. “Hm? Sorry, I missed that last part. Can you repeat that, please?”

Sadja blushed. “There was no more toilet paper on the roll, so I used...iusedpapertowels.

“Sorry. One more time, please. And don’t forget to enunciate.”

 “Oh, give me a break.” She gave a firm tug on the plunger. “I used paper towels, ok? I flushed paper towels down the toilet, and now it’s clogged, and for some fucking reason, the plunger is now stuck inside this goddamned toilet.” She was in the air now, flapping her wings furiously as she yanked at the stubborn thing. Finally, something gave way, and the demon was sent flying backward. Instantly, she sprang back up and held the plunger over her head triumphantly. “Yes! Finally! I got it out! I got it—” She lowered her hand only to see that the stick had been wrenched free, and the rubber part was still firmly stuck in the bowl. “Oh, you’ve got to be shitting me.”

Kira made no attempt to conceal her laughter now. “Oh, this is too good. So. Sadja Innocentes puns when upset. Good to note.” 

Sadja threw the stick across the room. “I did not—!” She paused. “For fuck’s sake, I did.”

“Wow. This is a really shitty situation, huh?”

“Shut up.”

“I bet you feel really crappy, don’t you?”

“Piss off.”

“Oh, she makes another one!”

“Has anyone told you that you’re an asshole?”

Kira only cackled in response.

“So, are you gonna help me, or are you just gonna stand there and laugh?”

Kira pushed herself from the doorframe. “Alright, alright. I’ll help you. But can I ask you a question first?”

“Fine.”

“Why didn’t you just ask me to bring you a new roll? Or make a new one yourself? Better yet, why didn’t you use your powers to unclog the toilet?”

Sadja took one look at Kira’s shit-eating grin before pointing to the door.

 “Get out.”

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lmao is this absolute shit? yes. is it because it’s 1am and i just wanted an excuse to write toilet jokes? partly. will i regret writing this when im not sleep deprived or sick? honey i already do.

[amabiliaaa]

just a lil’ odaa drabble

 idk what this is honestly. it was supposed to be ch 6 but i...struggled with this one. so i just turned this into a drabble *3*

 Sadja cuddled Kira’s sleeping body as she thought of everything that she told her. No doubt Kira was going to have nightmares. Sadja sighed. The mental strain that her job had was almost unbearable. Especially since Dominic pushes all of the work on her. She tightened her grip on Kira. How could he be so rude, so careless, so...so...Goddamned irresponsible? He acted like her before she met Kira. But she was a demon. He was God. He’s supposed to be the good one. The divine one, the holy one, the mature one. But he wasn’t. Kira was. She thought about all the things Kira had seen. There were a lot of good ones, they were like a breath of fresh air. People who strived to be the best and succeded. People who were pure and good. Some of them weren’t good or bad. They didn’t commit terrible sins, but they weren’t perfect, either. Kira usually sent them back to Purgatory to reflect. They usually ended up going to Heaven in the end. And then there were the true sinners. The ones who did wrong, knew they were doing wrong, and kept doing wrong or never did anything to amend their wrong. There weren’t many of them, but when the showed up they took a huge mental toll on Kira. The things they did were just pure evil. Kira squirmed and Sadja sighed. There they were. Judging by how things were going this early in the night, the nightmares were only going to get worse. She tightened her hold on Kira and closed her eyes. Pointless. She couldn’t sleep. Not when she knew that Kira wasn’t sleeping peacefully. She sighed for the umpteenth time that night. If she couldn’t sleep, the least she could do was try to make sure her girlfriend was sleeping as peacefully as possible.

[amabiliaaa]

ugh dont feel like writing the next chapter of odaa so i’ll just do a drabble dump instead :)