#octopus!oikawa !!

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【ＨＡＩＫＹＵＵ】

𝙺𝙰𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚄𝙽𝙾

Sawamura Daichi

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒴𝑒𝓉!

Sugawara Koushi

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒴𝑒𝓉!

Tsukishima Kei ¹

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𝒲𝐼𝒮𝒫𝒮𝐼𝑀𝒫𝒮 - 𝒯𝓈𝓊𝓀𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓂𝒶 𝒦𝑒𝒾[Part of a Series, TW: Exhibitionism]

Yamaguchi Tadashi ²

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒴𝑒𝓉!

Nishinoya Yuu

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Tanaka Ryuunosuke ¹

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Azumane Asahi ¹

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Ukai Keishin

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𝙽𝙴𝙺𝙾𝙼𝙰

Kuroo Tetsurou

𝒲𝐼𝒮𝒫𝒮𝐼𝑀𝒫𝒮 - 𝒦𝓊𝓇𝑜𝑜 𝒯𝑒𝓉𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑜𝓊[Part of a Series, TW: Exhibitionism, Monster/Human Romance - Mer-Octopus!Kuroo] (ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕊𝕆𝕆ℕ!!)

Yamamoto Taketora ²

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Kozume Kenma

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Haiba Lev ²

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Yaku Morisuke ²

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𝙵𝚄𝙺𝚄𝚁𝙾𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙸

Bokuto Koutarou

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Akaashi Keiji

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒴𝑒𝓉!

𝙰𝙾𝙱𝙰 𝙹𝙾𝙷𝚂𝙰𝙸

Oikawa Tooru

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Iwaizumi Hajime

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Matsukawa Issei

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Hanamaki Takahiro

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𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁

Tendou Satori

𝒲𝐼𝒮𝒫𝒮𝐼𝑀𝒫𝒮 - 𝒯𝑒𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓊 𝒮𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇𝒾[Part of a Series, TW: Exhibitionism, Monster/Human Romance - Naga!Tendou] (ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕊𝕆𝕆ℕ!!)

Ushijima Wakatoshi

𝒲𝐼𝒮𝒫𝒮𝐼𝑀𝒫𝒮 - 𝒰𝓈𝒽𝒾𝒿𝒾𝓂𝒶 𝒲𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓈𝒽𝒾[Part of a Series, TW: Exhibitionism, GN!Reader]

Aone Takanobu ²

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【Ｂａｃｋ　ｔｏ　Ｍａｓｔｅｒｌｉｓｔｓ】

[astrowaffles]

That whole “childhood friends” thing

General Audiences | Attempt at humour, iwaoi being telepathic

Iwaizumi and Oikawa are never apart. So much so, that if they ever have work in different groups, they can have conversations just with their eyebrows. And if they're in different classes, Makki is 100% convinced they have conversations using telepathy instead. 

Why is this a problem, you ask? Well. Makki can never ever prank either of them, because at least one of them already knows. Once he set up a prank without either of them knowing; Oikawa comes into the gym, sees it, doesn't say anything except "Is that for Iwa?" and giggling.

Iwaizumi came in through the back door that day. "I just had a feeling someone was trying to prank me."

They weren't just attached at the hip, they were attached at the mind, and Makki was going to prove it.

Iwaizumi and Oikawa had known each other their entire lives.

Well, they claimed to not be able to remember meeting each other or beginning their friendship. They had a class together, and - as elementary students do - they made friends with everyone in the class. Fate must have been smiling down on them, because they weren't seperated for the entirety of elementary and by then they were best friends, lived in each other's houses, shared clothes (and mothers), and had a weekly movie night where they slapped each other until one of them gave in and let the other put on his favourite movie. 

As far as Makki knows, that still happens. Not just the movie night. All of it.

And, honestly, he definitely doesn't want to know what else they spend their time doing. All he knows is that if he ever calls or texts either of them, the other one is always right there. (In fact, Oikawa usually replies to Iwaizumi's texts for him. He must do, because Iwaizumi definitely would not text with kaomojis and does not refer to himself as "Iwa-chan").

Which brings us onto the problem: Iwaizumi and Oikawa are never apart. So much so, that if they ever have work in different groups, they can have conversations just with their eyebrows. And if they're in different classes, Makki is 100% convinced they have conversations using telepathy instead. 

Why is this a problem, you ask? Well. Makki can never ever prank either of them, because at least one of them already knows. Once he set up a prank without either of them knowing; Oikawa comes into the gym, sees it, doesn't say anything except "Is that for Iwa?" and giggling.

Iwaizumi came in through the back door that day. "I was halfway here, and then I got the feeling that someone was trying to prank me, so I used this door." 

Makki had nearly screamed with frustration, and Mattsun had had to drag him away before he accused Oikawa of spoiling the surprise, even though Oikawa hadn't even attempted to text anyone.

They were so obviously in tune, sympatico, completely and utterly in harmony. They weren't just attached at the hip, they were attached at the mind, and Makki was going to prove it. 

  "So, just to review," Mattsun was saying, reaching over to take a sausage octopus from Makki's bento, "You think that our lovely captain is telepathically connected to the vice, and you're going to collect evidence. And then what?"

"Confront them."

"....Why?"

"Does it not seem unfair to us, dearest Mattsun, that the gruesome twosome have a superpower that the rest of the team - and the world - are not privy to? Should they not, therefore, tell us of this ability, and use it for the good of Seijoh?"

"Don't talk like that, it's creepy. And while I don't think that's your actual reasoning, it's good enough for now."

An expectant silence from Makki, then a sigh of defeat from Mattsun.

"Alright, but if we're going to do this, we have to do it right."

"In what way?"

Mattsun grinned, and Makki was suddenly reminded why they were best friends. "We have to spy on them."

  It was simply a fact of life that if Oikawa was somewhere, so was Iwaizumi. Makki figured that if he followed the fangirl squeals he'd find Oikawa, no problem, and then it would be easy to find Iwaizumi since he'd be right there (probably in the shadows, glaring at anyone who got too close. He was a bit protective sometimes, even Oikawa admitted). Enlisting Mattsun's help had been a good idea, because even though they were both tall and lanky and giggly and possibly the worst spies on the planet, four ears were better than two. Not only that, but Oikawa would be head and shoulders above the crowd which meant it should be easy to spot the captain. 

Makki was swivelling his head (which, to be fair, was also above the crowd) to see if either Iwaizumi or Oikawa was around when Mattsun tapped his arm. "Over there," he whispered, gesturing towards the vending machine, where Iwaizumi was punching in an order and Oikawa was making pathetic, half-hearted attempts at shooing away his fanclub. 

"That's not Oikawa's usual order," Makki observed, watching Iwaizumi hand Oikawa the peach tea he'd just pulled out of the machine. Oikawa had stuck a hand out for it without even looking, and Iwaizumi shoved it into the open palm.

"Thank you, Iwa~" he was sing-songing, then he looked at it and frowned. 

"Here we go," Mattsun said, expression gleeful. "He's not gonna be happy."

Oikawa threw the tea back at Iwaizumi. Iwaizumi raised an eyebrow. Oikawa nodded, looking sheepish. Iwaizumi rolled his eyes, and opened the tea. 

And then handed it back. 

Oikawa took a sip. "Thank youuuu!"

"He couldn't open the bottle," Makki wheezed, turning to leave. Mattsun stopped him with a hand on his shoulder. 

"Hanamaki," he said seriously. "That was some proper evidence."

"How?"

"Did Oikawa ever actually say he couldn't open it?"

Makki felt his eyes widening. "....No...."

"In fact, did Oikawa ever even say he wanted peach tea instead of his usual melon?"

"Oh my god," Makki's voice was a whisper. "Are they actually telepathic?"

Mattsun shrugged. "Only time will tell."

"I don't want time to tell, I want Makki to tell. And I want Makki to tell sometime today."

"Well, I guess we'll have to keep an eye out," Mattsun sighed as the bell went. "Come on, we don't want to be run over by the stampede." 

Makki eyed Oikawa's fanclub, which was beginning to file out of the hallway. "You're right. Let's wait 'till practice."

"We don't have practice today."

Makki huffed. "Fine. We'll just have to follow them home."

Mattsun laughed, reaching out to cuff Makki's shoulder. "Good one," he giggled, wiping a tear from his eye. "Oh, man, you could be a comedian or something."

Makki stared at him. "I'm not joking."

Mattsun stopped laughing, and then let his arm drop. "Dude."

"Dude."

"Dude."

"..............Fine."

   They were a few streets from the school and still a while away from both Oikawa and Iwaizumi's houses when it occurred to Makki that he wasn't really getting anywhere.

It probably shouldn't surprise Makki that Oikawa and Iwaizumi call each other by their first names. After all, what kind of person knows someone for their entire life and only calls them by their last name? Plus, even Makki called all his elementary friends by their first name. It's just how it was. 

It does, however, give rise to a hilarious scene in Makki's mind where, at some point between ages five and fifteen, either Iwaizumi or Oikawa decided they were too grown up for showing affection and demanded they began to use last names in public. (It was almost definitely Iwaizumi, if Oikawa's cutesy Iwa-chan~'s where anything to go by). It also gives rise to a very confused Makki and Mattsun trying to keep track of who's who, because yes they know their friend's names and no they've never heard anyone say them out loud, and it was just a bit disorientating.  Not only that, but full sentences also seemed to be a thing only for the public. Once they were alone, they apparently had whole conversations that went something like:

"You know the thing?"

"With the whatsit?"

"Yeah, that. Do you think Mad Dog-?"

A pause, then raucous laughter. Iwaizumi flopped over and put his hands on his knees in a recovery position. Oikawa started slapping his friend's back while wheezing. 

"Oh my god," Iwaizumi gasped between laughs, "That's-that's so-"

"I know!" 

Mattsun raised his eyebrows at Makki. "That's definitely some kind of telepathy."

They watched as Iwaizumi straightened up and Oikawa slung an arm over his shoulder. "Sleepover?"

"Who's turn is it?"

"Yours."

Iwaizumi sighed, but didn't shrug Oikawa off. "I wanted to see Hanako, though."

Oikawa screeched and withdrew his arm like it was burned. "How dare you, Hajime, that's my-"

"I know," Iwaizumi nodded. "She calls me Haji-kun."

Oikawa scowled. "We're going to your house."

"Do you want to-?"

"Obviously."

"Can I-"

"No you can not, you know I-"

"I was kidding, Tooru! Jeez, chill."

They meandered off, but Makki made no effort to follow them further down the street. They turned the corner and wandered away, Oikawa's arm back over Iwaizumi's shoulder, Iwaizumi cackling at something Oikawa had just said. 

"Well I discovered several new things today," Makki observed, standing up from his cramped position behind a bush. Mattsun stood up too. 

"One thing being that Iwaizumi actually thinks Oikawa is funny," he said, bemused. 

"Yeah, I didn't mean that. I meant that they didn't speak in full sentences."

"And are we gonna talk about them having their own language?"

"Oh yeah," Makki remembered their almost nonsensical greeting when they met outside the school gates to go home. "I wonder when they came up with that?"

"I doubt even they know."

"Well, did this prove that they're telepathic? No. So I don't know where to go from here."

"You could just....ask them?"

".....I was going to say that's stupid, but it's actually really smart. Let's do it tomorrow."

Mattsun nodded and stretched. "Can I go home now? My calves are killing me."

"Sure, but be ready for a morning practice interrogation."

"Should I bring my desk lamp?" was the joke, but Makki dipped his hand into his pocket and brought out a torch.

"Nah. I'll use this."

"Hanamaki Takahiro, you are one crazy bastard."

"Oh," Makki ducked his head, embarrassed. "Thank you."

   Morning practice dawned bright and daunting, as Makki rolled out of bed, down the stairs, through the kitchen and then down the road to Seijoh. Oikawa, as per, was already sitting expectantly on a bench; a sleepy Iwaizumi was nodding off on his shoulder. 

"Rise and shine, Iwa-chan," Makki teased, cuffing Iwaizumi's head as he passed.

"Don't call me that."

"Why not?"

"Because it's mine, Makki," Oikawa said pointedly. Makki mimed zipping his lips, anxious to avoid any extra flying fall laps.

"Hi ho, Silver!" Mattsun greeted. "Are we ready to party this fine evening?" 

"It's the morning, Mattsun," Oikawa reminded him, and then clapped. "Since we're all here, we can get started!"

"We're not all here," Makki objected, pointing to the empty gym. Washio was stepping through the door with a cheery wave, Yahaba a step behind. The first years, Kyoutani, and the rest of the second strings were all still ... somewhere else, who knows where.

"Everyone is here who I want here at this current moment," Oikawa sighed, like it should have been obvious. He poked Iwaizumi's cheek. "Sit up, Iwa-chan, I have things to say."

Iwaizumi grumbled and hoisted himself upright. Oikawa stood up. 

"What is it?" Mattsun enquired, sitting on the gym floor with the air of someone who isn't at all interested in what anyone else had to say. "It better not be about uniform designs again."

"Rude," Oikawa huffed. "That one was important. Anyway, it's not about that so don't worry."

"What's it about, then?" Makki joined Mattsun on the floor.

"It's about the fact that you've been staring at Oikawa and me for the past week," Iwaizumi interrupted. He'd tipped his head back to lean it on the wall and his eyes were still closed. "He even made me get up and come to practice early just so we could catch you."

"You could have caught us after practice," Mattsun pointed out. "And the past week? I've only known about it for a day."

"Week," Oikawa confirmed. "And I know I'm irresistible, but really, Makki. Keep it in your pants."

"I don't think you're irresistible!" Makki objected. "I think you're telepathic."

Silence.

"......Have you been hearing my voice in your head?" Oikawa giggled. "Wow, you really do think I'm irresistible."

"No!" Makki fake-gagged for emphasis. "I think you and Iwaizumi can talk to each other telepathically."

Oikawa paused. Iwaizumi opened his eyes. Eye contact. Iwaizumi looked like he was tempted to throw something, Oikawa looked smug.

"We can't," Iwaizumi said. Oikawa pouted. 

"We totally can, Iwa! You just have to believe in yourself."

"You have never in your life been able to read my mind."

"That's what you think!"

"That's what I know."

"Then why are you thinking 'agedashi tofu' right now?"

Iwaizumi rolled his eyes. "Because you didn't let me eat breakfast, maybe? Doesn't take a genius."

"Alright then, I bet you know what I'm thinking now."

"Probably 'what can I force myself to think of that Iwaizumi would guess'. You're not subtle."

Oikawa beamed, and turned to Makki. "You were right! We must be telepathic. Thank you for your contribution. Now do an extra lap of flying falls."

Makki groaned, not moving from his spot on the floor.

Iwaizumi came over and kicked him gently. "Get moving, #2, before he comes up with something evil for all of us to do. And for the record?"

"Hm?"

"Me and Kawa?"

"Yeah?"

"We're telepathic."

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[ao3feed-iwaoi]

The Adventures of Ferris

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/CUOV4f5

by astrowaffles

Atsumu relented. “As long as it doesn’t hurt me,” he added.

“It .. probably won’t,” Bokuto hedged through his sniffles.

“The suspense is killing me,” Sakusa deadpanned.

“Tell us what’s up, Bokuto,” Aran agreed. “We can help. Probably.”

“Well, as long as you guys promise.” With one last sniff, Bokuto reached into his gym bag. “Say hi to Ferris.”

“What is that?!” Hoshiumi screamed. “Is that a rat?!”

“Of course it’s not a rat!” Sakusa shrieked. “It’s FIVE fucking rats!”

“Don’t call him a rat!” Bokuto defended. “He’s a cat. Called Ferris.”

“Cats don’t have that many legs!” Sakusa backed into the bench behind him. “Is it an octopus hybrid or something?!”

“I don’t know,” Bokuto pondered. “That’d be cool, though.”

“Okay, I know I said I was gonna be mad,” Atsumu mused, “but Ferris is actually pretty awesome.”

“Oh, no, there’s no way you’re going near that thing.” Sakusa lurched forward to stop Atsumu petting it. “You’ll catch a disease.”

“But it’s Bokuto’s cat! Where’d ya get him, Bo?”

Bokuto hesitated. “McDonald’s?”

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OR: bokuto has a cat, sakusa thinks he's gonna get tetanus, and everyone wants to know why it has nine legs??

Words: 2444, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Japan Men's National Volleyball Team Ensemble

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu, Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Ojiro Aran, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Hoshiumi Kourai, Komori Motoya, Ferris | E.T.

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Bokuto Koutarou & Miya Atsumu, Bokuto Koutarou & Sakusa Kiyoomi, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Bokuto Koutarou & Japanese Men's National Volleyball Team Ensemble (Haikyuu!!), Komori Motoya & Sakusa Kiyoomi, Sakusa Kiyoomi & Ushijima Wakatoshi, and many other relationships which i cannot be bothered to tag

Additional Tags: Fluff, Chaos, Attempt at humour, Crack, JNT being the JNT, Bokuto Koutarou is Sunshine, Bokuto Koutarou Being an Idiot, Again, Crack Treated Seriously, hinata shoyou & kageyama tobio are soulmates methinks, who invented the jnt they're so dumb, they're trying tho, Miya Atsumu is a Good Friend, up to a point lmao, HQ Electric Boogaloo Gift Exchange (2023), #itsallaboutthefriendswemadealongtheway

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/CUOV4f5

[octo-cutie]

Can you do a part 2 for "Karasuno Boys with a Taller Girlfriend" but with Aoba Johsai

Hello! I'm so sorry it took me a while to get around to this but I have these headcanons! I'm sorry I couldn't write for Watari but I really couldn't think of anything for him...

Presenting Aoba Johsai x Tall girl!Reader

Warning: Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part and Hanamaki's part

Oikawa Tooru

Let’s start with the resident pretty boy

Ok this man is like 6’6 he’s tall as hell

BUT YOU’RE 6’9! (:D)

He would most absolutely be whiny about the 3 inches because it’s Oikawa and he’s a dramatic drama king

Iwaizumi is absolutely losing his shit as Oikawa follows you around like a love struck puppy since usually he is the butt of the jokes relating to height 

Oikawa has once tried to sic you on Ushijima but instead you just made friends with him

Oikawa had a whole temper tantrum at this

You picked him up like a small kitten and carted him off while Makki and Mattsun videoed this for later blackmail

But when you guys are alone, he absolutely loves being able to look up at someone after so many years of looking down on everyone

You are his queen and he is your king  (I HAD TO :D)

Iwaizumi Hajime

Ah yes, Hajime

In all his 5’10 glory

When you join the group of over 6’0-ters he is immediately referred to herein as “Y/N’s grumpy little troll” 

But only in the separate Group Chats and when he’s asleep

Iwaizumi likes to take naps on your chest because he’s right at the height where your hugs have him pressed into your *ahem* boobies as he calls them

Big or little breasts it doesn’t matter because that’s where his height stops and when you cuddle at night, he’s pressed up against you because that's just where he fits

And he doesn’t feel the need to move

BUT HE’S ALWAYS SO SWEATY LIKE GOOD LORD WHY IS HE DAMP ALL THE TIME?!

You’re not sure but you suspect that he sweats so that he can sleep shirtless and that YOU can sleep shirtless and- well you see where he’s going here.

When he does piss you off you can easily hide his stuff in places he can’t reach.

The team finds this hilarious as he tries to scale you like a tree to get his stuff back

Cue the Monkey-In-the-Middle games

Matsukawa Issei

He’s not as tall as you, you’ve got a full 7 inches on him

But he’s got a full 7 inches somewhere else :D

He thinks it’s chill, I mean you can’t control height it just happens

You guys have the sickest high-fives though

I’m talking full choreographed routines that happen every time you two pass in the hall

When you guys hang out he fully expects YOU to be the “man” of the relationship

“Where’s your varsity jacket babe?”

“Because you’re taller” 

“To fucking bad gimme your jacket”

He likes to take baths with you even though neither of you can fit in a bath anyway

When you wear thigh highs this man DIES

Like full on wants to kiss you up your legs and all over your body

Y’all had to upgrade to a double king bed

Hanamaki Takahiro

This Bi-king has once asked you and Mattsun to squish him between you

When you told him your height all he said was “nice, wanna try it?” 

Earned himself a smack from you which only egged him on more

He also steals your jackets 

Claims you don’t even fit in them and wears your baggy sweaters and jackets but will proudly wear them around your house and his with his shorts

Has requested piggyback rides

Has offered piggyback rides

Cannot actually provide piggyback rides

He appreciates the fact that Oikawa is kind of scared to flirt with you because it really raises his self esteem

Yahaba Shigeru

Your relationship is very different from what he imagined

He thought he’d be holding you, with his arm on your shoulders

But instead you’re holding him and its always your arm wrapped around his shoulder

It may have been uncomfortable for him at first but after he had his little moment with Kyotani (you know what I’m talking about) he immediately became confident

Short king and wears it proudly

(But has thought about wearing lifts in his shoes to make him just a bit taller)

Kyotani Kentaro

He doesn't give a shit if you’re taller than him

It gives a whole new vibe to the “Opposite Attracts” meaning

Short angry BF with Tall sweetheart GF

He’s not as big on cuddling but when he does he will always ask you very very embarrassedly if he can still big spoon you

Of course you say yes and he tries so hard to pretend to be taller than you

But he has threatened to break up with you if you tell anyone that he wants to be the big spoon

Kunimi Akira

Sleepy little man just wants to cuddle 

But also he doesn’t care 

You still have to cuddle him though

He absolutely loves to be babied and held by you

You two take the cutest selfies and he has like four of them in his wallet/phone case

You guys watch a lot of anime and you dressed up as Panda and Toge Inumaki for Halloween and he was so happy that you did his makeup

You had to hold his face and he loved it

Kindaichi Yūtarō

He was so excited that he has a tall girlfriend! He could practice volleyball with you and show you off

If you play a sport he is your biggest cheerleader

“That tall one? No the REALLY tall one! That’s my girl!” 

He always complains about Oikawa trying to steal you away though

But you always promise him that hes the only man for you

Showing you off at his games is also just such a thrill for him

Please consider filling out my google form about what you want to see next on this blog!

[uwu-oikawa]

can you write big sibs mattsun and makki looking after regressors iwa and kawa?

I go a little carried away

[eunhos]

.

[rntsuoka]

those are..guns... ..... 

[chimielie]

Hajime’s the last one left.

You and your friends had all gathered to celebrate, though what the specific occasion was he couldn’t be sure. It was a joint birthday-victory-holiday party, including festivities like cake and movies and a lot of loud laughter. Like everyone did whenever the rare opportunity was presented, you had stayed up through the earliest hours of the morning.

One by one, people had trickled out, saying their goodbyes, until only Oikawa and Iwaizumi were left; and you, hands tucked under your head as you slept, blissfully unaware of the TV turned on low in front of you and the two men arguing before your door.

“I’ll wait,” Oikawa insists. “I don’t mind—”

“Neither do I,” Iwaizumi says, his voiced hushed but nevertheless firm. “I’ll clean up a little while I wait for them to wake up—”

“I can help,” Oikawa says. “Two hands are better than one.”

“You mean four and two?” Iwaizumi snickers while his friend rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you’ve got a way longer way home than I do, and I have the day off tomorrow besides. Go get some rest.”

“Fine, fine. But you do too much,” Oikawa puts a hand on Iwaizumi’s arm. “What happened to the guy who used to beat me up for overworking myself?”

“I know my limits, Shittykawa,” Iwaizumi retorts. “I’m not driving myself into the ground, just doing something nice for a friend.”

“Maybe,” Oikawa’s face is deadly serious. “But don’t forget how easy it is to wear yourself out when it comes to something—“ he cuts a pointed look at the back of the couch— “You love.”

Hajime doesn’t have anything to say to that.

He throws away all the trash people leave behind unknowingly, clears up the dishes, wipes down every flat surface of your home. He organizes your shoes. The cheery white sneakers you wear almost every day seem to smile at him.

He blinks. He needs to go to bed.

You’re still sound asleep when he returns to the couch. It’s a funny quirk of yours—you can fall asleep nearly anywhere. You once passed out with your head in his lap in a busy mall, with bright white fluorescent lights staring you right in the face.

“Hey,” he says, his voice low, trying not to startle you. “Time to wake up.”

Your breathing continues evenly, undisturbed.

“Okay,” he huffs to himself, amused, and tried to find the best way to roll you off the couch and into his arms.

It’s not too much of a struggle to drag your dead weight into your room, and he gets you into your bed in a position that won’t cramp eventually. He doesn’t tuck you in, because that’s an octopus’ game, but he hopes you’ll be warm enough, though he won’t be here to be sure. You make a sleepy noise that’s nearly his name when he puts you down, reaching out with your eyes still closed, searching for something.

He watches you for a moment (or a few, but who’s counting at this liminal time before dawn), admiring the peace of your sleeping face, the way your lashes cast long shadows over your cheekbones, the whistle of air through your nose. Your hair is in your face. He knows he shouldn’t bother but he sweeps it aside with gentle fingers, trying not to think about the softness of your skin or the textured strands of your hair.

Your fingers twitch again, still seeking.

Maybe someday, Hajime thinks as he opens the door to step out, equal parts fond and wistful, moonlight and shadow playing across his face. That’s what keeps him going. Maybe someday.

[haikyuu-library]

haikyuu fic recs #3

a compilation of all the fics i have recced from 27 june 2021 to 25 june 2022. the previous 2 compilations will be linked below.

this mainly inlcudes iwaoi, kagehina, kuroken, and bokuaka (espeically iwaoi lol). there’s also a bit of sakuatsu, etc, but i didn’t rec enough of them this time to warrant their own section, so they will be included in the ‘others’ section. this is fairly long, so most of the fics will be included below the cut. enjoy!!

(part one, part two)

99 Days of Dating Bokuto Koutarou by carxies

Completed | T | 6.3k

Akaashi has never even considered being in relationship. His life is school, volleyball and extra practices late in the afternoon. When he gives it a second thought, Bokuto plays a role in all of these things.

Now translated into russian at https://ficbook.net/readfic/7344836

CookingWithHoot ぶーぶーちう料理 has updated by awkwardedgeworth

Completed | T | 6.9k

[Eng Sub] MSBY Black Jackal Five Tiered Bento Box / ムスビイ ブラックジャッカル 5レベル 弁当 6781 views • 3 hours ago CookingWithHoot ぶーぶーちう料理 4.2K subscribers Today’s recipe consist of volleyball onigiri, fried octopus sausages, stir fried vegetables, chicken karaage, and more.

akaashi has a small youtube channel. everyone seems to be more interested in his little owl figurines, mysterious husband and the alarming amount of MSBY merch he has than the actual recipes.

Devotion from Two Angles by Mirykirigum

Completed | G | 8.0k

The Earth was made for them, for those who loved on purpose. It just took two halves of a whole to see it. Or: Navigating your early twenties is hard. Navigating your early twenties when another piece of you is miles away is even worse. They make it work. Somehow.

Black Paper Planes by coffins

Completed | T | 19.8k

Keiji is a second year now and he has three goals for the school year: be in the honour roll, win the nationals and stop liking Bokuto.

Akaashi Keiji shouldn’t like boys. It’s not normal and it isn’t expected of society- and yet he’s in love with Bokuto Koutarou, a winsome and garrulous third year and most importantly, a boy.

(in which Akaashi just really wants to be a normal heterosexual guy in a homophobic society but can’t because of a boy who seems to hold the universe in his eyes).

Dicks by jibrailis

Completed | T | 3.2k

Iwaizumi, vampire hunter.

nth time’s the charm by shrimpheavnnow

Completed | T | 3.4k

The article — Ten Easiest Demons To Summon For Novice Witches! — had very explicitly stated that the demon was supposed to be small, bewinged, and hesitant and pliable.

Not far too tall, sporting four horns, a rather pointy-looking tail, and a decidedly un-hesitant and un-pliable snarl. With fangs.

In the Telling by tiggeryumyum

Completed | T | 6.1k

Muggleborn Iwaizumi could not be less impressed with pureblood Oikawa Tooru.

Phone Home by ghostystarr

Completed | G | 6.6k

Oikawa Tooru is currently orbiting Earth at 445 kilometers per minute, but falling in love with the voice in his ear makes it feel so much slower than that. AU Iwaoi.

Yaobikuni by PlumTea

Completed | M | 7.1k

Eat a mermaid’s flesh, and you can live forever. One night, Iwaizumi catches a mermaid in a trap.

boys, boys, boys by pleathe

WIP | T | 7.8k

Does Iwaizumi have a thing for setters or do setters have a thing for Iwaizumi?

not even half as pretty by shrimpheavnnow

Completed | M | 11.1k

Iwa shakes his head, huffing out a soft chuckle. Tooru moves in to fix his tie, and Iwa tilts his head up, letting Tooru do so. “Is it stupid that I’m feeling a little nervous?”

Tooru allows himself to take longer than necessary in adjusting Iwa’s tie. Allows himself to brush his fingers against Iwa’s neck, allows himself to feel the warmth of Iwa’s presence; allows himself to pretend he can do this everyday.

***

Tooru never thought he’d be the best man at Iwa’s wedding, but, well – here they are.

yours for the weekend (‘tis the damn season) by thelittlebirdthattoldyou

Completed | T | 14.4k

“I missed you,” Oikawa says.

“I missed you, too.”

“Can we…” Oikawa licks his lips. “Just for the weekend?”

Iwaizumi closes his eyes, exhales. He wonders how it’s possible that every time Oikawa returns, it’s like he never left at all. They laugh and they kiss and act like nothing could ever separate them up to the moment of his departure. Then he slips through Iwaizumi’s fingers like gossamer thread, and the year of emptiness in between visits grows longer every time.

Still. “Just for the weekend,” Iwaizumi agrees.

-

Every year, Hollywood actor Oikawa Tooru returns to his hometown and the arms of his childhood best friend. This time, something’s different.

an allegory of all the things we could’ve been by iwaoiks

Completed | T | 16.6k

“They say,” Oikawa begins, running long fingers down Iwaizumi’s spine, “that when two people are destined to be lovers, the Gods bind them together with an invisible red cord.” Iwaizumi raises a brow, conjuring only vague recollections of such a story told by his mother, but does not interrupt. Oikawa continues, “No matter how far apart they are, no matter how long it takes, they’ll always find each other. In this life or the next.”

Outside, the moon is just beginning to slip from the sky. Iwaizumi brushes Oikawa’s hair behind his ear, quiet and pensive, before he reaches out for Oikawa’s hand. Their fingers slot against each other, a perfect fit, and Iwaizumi brings their hands closer to his mouth. He presses his lips to Oikawa’s knuckles. In the light of the retreating moon, Iwaizumi thinks that Oikawa looks ephemeral.

“I don’t know anything about some red string,” Iwaizumi murmurs into the cracks of Oikawa’s skin, “or even about lifetimes or fate. But no matter where you are, I’ll find you. Gods or otherwise.”

[or: Iwaizumi and Oikawa make a promise they intend to keep.]

Special Relativity by buttonstuck

Completed | T | 22.7k

Time moves differently for people in different inertial reference frames.

–

Oikawa goes on a two-year exploratory mission in space. Iwaizumi’s been waiting for a lot longer than that.

April 10th by orphan_account

Completed | M | 25.8k

“On March 15th, 20XX, Oikawa Tooru died in a car accident. It was later made known to us that the accident was, unfortunately, deliberate.

The 23 year old me has walked away with many regrets. I hope that, with the help of this letter, you will be able change your future.

Sincerely, Iwaizumi Hajime.”

(An Orange x Haikyuu!! crossover).

Like Perennials by tether (tothemoon)

Completed | T | 35.5k

“I figured it out about a month before graduation.”

When Oikawa explains this, they are sitting together in a boat in the middle of Lake Pichola, India, hiding at the end of the fourteenth century with no one to bother them. Hajime sifts his hand through the water to cool his face while Oikawa pauses to collect himself, sights fixed on the royal blue of an emerging night sky. He holds two fingers up to the yellowed moon, pinches it into forced perspective, and palms it completely to force the light out of his eye. At the view, he smiles like he’s defeated all the knowing gods, the fates and their fickle futures, and humbles himself from the stratosphere.

“You know the story, Iwa-chan,” Oikawa tells him, back on earth. “Boy jumps to Miyagi in attempt to run away. It is raining, when he meets another, and they are both five years old. Neither of them can decide if he is from years past, or years to come. Hell, he could be a monster, for all they know.”

Full Bloom by bumblebeesknees

Completed | E | 57.5k

After the closing ceremonies, Oikawa and Iwaizumi head back home to Miyagi. Turns out this thing between them that’s been a lifetime in the making – that probably should’ve been made whole years ago – still needs a little more time to form. -

It should be difficult to find any single instance that stands out brighter than the rest, all of them powered by the same steady current of lifelong affection, but there are two moments Hajime keeps going back to:

In the first, they’re eighteen.

Press and Hold to Delete by Esselle

Completed | G | 2.2k

‘Kageyama clutches his phone in his sweaty grip and stares at it unblinkingly. The screen is entirely too bright in the dark of his room and his eyes are starting to burn. It is punishment, he thinks, punishment for not seeing the error of his ways until it was far, far too late.

I like you.

The message, bold and black on the stark white LINE background, is just there. It’s there, on his phone screen, a reminder of his stupidity, of all the ways in which he has made a Terrible Mistake. At the top of the chat, the name of the recipient glares back at him:

Hinata Shouyou.’

–

Kageyama sends an impulsive text at 2 AM, and immediately regrets it.

i never planned on someone (like you) by spaceburgers

Completed | T | 7.8k

“I mean,” Suga continues, “I think you guys have the potential to be really good friends.”

Just as he finishes speaking Hinata slips and bashes his head into the edge of the counter.

Or, wherein Hinata and Kageyama are baristas at a coffee shop.

maps, from me to you by tothemoon

Completed | T | 9.6k

This is a (non-chronological) account of the memories they make out of millimeters.

soft serve by tothemoon

Completed | T | 9.7k

“I’m gonna run you over with this truck,” Kageyama says, with only half of his usual conviction.

(Because frankly, he’s still flabbergasted that Hinata would remember his favorite flavor.)

Or, in which Kageyama and Hinata drive an ice cream truck for a week, the former struggles with a crush, and the latter dares to eat the popsicles without paying.

by this time next year by reeology

Completed | T | 29.0k

“I got offers from two universities,” Kageyama announces, pointing at his chest with his thumb. “I’m going to play volleyball at Keio this spring.”

“You still have to pass an exam, even if it’s an easy one,” Takeda-sensei hurries to add, although he is beaming and bursting with pride at his fluffy little crow chick taking off to play volleyball at a university level.

“I’ll pass,” Kageyama says with the same kind of confidence he uses when he tells Hinata he’ll get the toss to him. He looks straight at Hinata, and Hinata jerks and turns red, wondering if maybe Kageyama knew he was daydreaming about something as stupid as the way Kageyama talks to him during a game. But then Kageyama just points at him and says, “You’d better get in, too.”

Hinata, stupid, naive, idiot that he is, grins wide and nods and says, “Yeah!”

He doesn’t know what he’s in for.

Forever and Always by talonyth

Completed | M | 29.2k

“You swear it’s forever but how long is forever? A life time? Two? Maybe ten? Is it infinite? Will we forget each other? What about never meeting each other? What about killing each other? Dying for the other? Will we live through all that? Will we find each other every time? Will we be forever?”

frilly pink apron by citronnes

Completed | T | 2.9k

kuroo loves to be embarrassing. there’s literally no other reason why he’d walk onto stream wearing nothing but a fucking frilly pink apron and sweats where you can see all of his goddamn upper body.

Pure Love by todxrxki

Completed | T | 3.4k

“Okay. You’ve said hi. I think that’s enough.”

“Hey, and you all should convince him to let me play as a guest on one of his streams one day, yeah?”

“Oh my god. Shut up.”

“It’s nice to meet you all. Keep supporting him for me, will ya?”

“Good. Bye. Anyways, where were we? …no, chat, I’m not dating Kuro. Next topic of conversation, please.” / In which Kenma and Kuroo’s relationship is revealed through a series of videos.

Those Words Left Unsaid by NeverNothing

Completed | T | 4.4k

He did not want to tell him like this, over the phone and their relationship oddly fragile. Kuroo promised himself he would not break script.

I Must Be Dreaming by todxrxki

Completed | T | 11.2k

Kenma Kozume, university student and soulmate skeptic, is not fond of all of pop rock band Neko’s frontman, Tetsurou Kuroo, believing him to be a party boy and a corporate sellout. However, his world turns upside down when Tetsurou’s soulmark gets leaked to the media - and it’s a mark that’s all too familiar.

crushed little stars by neenswrites

Completed | T | 16.7k

When Kenma was 13, he swore to himself that he would never, ever get star tear disease.

Three years later, he met Hinata Shouyou.

Beginning’s End by todxrxki

Completed | T | 23.8k

Somehow over the course of Kenma’s lifetime, he’s never really had an opportunity to miss Kuroo. He’s always been there. Even when they went to different schools, Kuroo would meet him afterwards so they could walk home together, shoulders brushing, Kuroo occasionally taking the opportunity to guide him when his nose was buried in the newest video game. The thought of Kuroo not being there anymore is uncomfortable, to say the least. / Kozume Kenma’s third year and the changes the year brings in himself and his relationship with Kuroo Tetsurou.

Gen || brilho do sol by AlzazelSustrai

Completed | G | 5.5k

Nicolas Romero is not an arrogant man. But he is rather sad that his son shows nothing but apathy for the sport that he loves.

Imagine his surprise when, on a trip home from Japan, Rubens Romero tells him that he wants to play beach volleyball.

IwaOi & KageHina || The Haunting of Oikawa Tooru by Esselle

Completed | T | 5.7k

This is not how Tooru wanted to spend his day. It’s not his fault he’s so in tune with the spirits. He didn’t ask to have his house haunted—he’s not even getting paid for this.

But unfortunately, they won’t go away until he figures out how to help them be at peace.

“Okay,” Tooru says, “so Chibi-chan, you foolishly summoned Tobio-chan’s restless spirit, and he’s still too clueless to figure out how to move on, hmm?”

–

Tooru prefers not meddling in the affairs of the dead. Sometimes, however, their spirits don’t give him that option.

SaeKiyo || Something To Consider by IetjeSiobhan

Completed | T | 2.9k

Kiyoko is nineteen years old when she figures out that she’s a lesbian.

SakuAtsu || Sunset’s Afterglow by BlueSinner

Completed | G | 24.4k

“Keep the jacket— burn it, sell it, whatever. I have plenty of spare ones.” Kiyoomi says haughtily before rushing away. He did stop, just for a second, to look at Atsumu one last time before he disappeared into the arena, leaving Atsumu behind. Atsumu has to bite his tongue from calling Kiyoomi back just to say shit like fuck ya, i didn’t ask for the jacket ya asshole, but the frosty air from the darkening hour is cold and he really do not want to be left in the open without any protection. Taking a moment to breathe deeply just to squash the annoyance that came with interacting with Kiyoomi— a familiar territory, not whatever that happened just now, Atsumu catches the last slither of light falling from the sky before ultimately heading back to his team. (It all started with a jacket under a sun set and Miya Atsumu found himself falling for Sakusa Kiyoomi)

KageHinaTsukkiYama || Pride and Prejudice and Dickheads by Virus138

WIP | M | 91.5k

Most Omegas in the world have mates - usually someone they know and once they find each other, they are given a government issued house and expected to get on with it. Hinata doesn’t want a mate, especially not a boy so he’s pretty devastated when he finds out he has not one, not two, but three mates - two of which are Alphas, bound to fight for dominance over him. With a heat each month and his mates easily losing control when it comes to him, the four must learn a way to live alongside each other without snarky comments, fights and brooding in the corner - all while pretending they’re not feeling anything for each other.

[blueberrysunflowers]

[ captain version ]

bokuto: akaaashi and i are the superior couple.

bokuto: if i run and leap at him, he will definitely catch me.

bokuto: will you man do that?

oikawa, daichi & kuroo: bet.

bokuto, oikawa, daichi & kuroo, running towards the court: INCOMING!!!

akaashi, barely managing to stay standing while he catches bokuto: bokuto-san, please be more careful.

iwaizumi, not raising his arms as oikawa clings onto him like an octopus: why are you the way you are, tooru.

suga, falling to the ground as he catches daichi: dai- what the fu-

kenma, stepping aside and letting kuroo crash: you’re going to break my PSP and my legs.

[sunatooru]

Masterlist

18+ MEANS NSFW SO MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 

ITALIC MEANS UPDATED (NEW ADDITIONS)

KARASUNO

Bad Santa - Daichi Sawamura smut (18+)

Jealous - Daichi Sawamura smut (18+)

Soft Dom smut - Tsukishima Kei(18+)

Pretty S/o hc - Kageyama, Suna and Tsukishima

Secret Admirer hc (part 1) - Asahi, Nishinoya, Kageyama and Aone

Emotionally intelligent and perceptive S/o hc - Bokuto, Akaashi, Daichi and Sugawara

Suspicious S/o hc, they think you want to break up - Suna, Tanaka, Aone and Kita

Smut drabble - Tsukishima Kei (18+)

Twitch broadcaster crush hc - Asahi, Kita, Ushijima and Suna

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Feral mate pressing his wife - Daichi smut (18+)

Maid for you - Sugawara smut (18+)

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

Telling him about your neopronouns hc - Tsumu, Tanaka and Kenma

Secret boyfriend hc - Yamaguchi x m!reader

S/o with anger issues comforted hc - Kenma, Bokuto and Hinata

Coming out to them as bisexual - Sugawara, Bokuto and Atsumu

Coming out as agender - Sugawara

S/o with eating disorder and binge eats comfort - Sugawara and Lev

S/o with insomnia and severe depression comfort - Any male character

S/o with low self-esteem and appearance insecurity - Sugawara (fluff) and Semi (smut 18+)

Comforting you after hearing you’ll need to put your pet down - Daichi, Bokuto and Osamu

Aggreesively calling them cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou

S/o trans man dealing with hormones comforted - Sugawara and Kenma

Male s/o feeling useless comforted - Yamaguchi

S/o dealing with an unique ability comforted - Kageyama, Atsumu and Bokuto

Comforting s/o who feels done with life - Tsukishima but open to any boy

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

S/o struggling with identity whilst transitioning comforted hc - Kageyama, Kenma, Tanaka and Atsumu

S/o mood changes from suffering an eating disorder comforted hc - Tsukishima and Yamaguchi

Song inspired fic- Another Life by Motionless in White - Kageyama angst

S/o relapsing (warning: self harming)comforted hc - Tskushima 

S/o who has telekinetic healing powers hc - Atsumu, Oikawa and Hinata

Middle sized fem s/o feeling insecure comforted hc - Tanaka, Lev and Kyoutani

Hearing you sing for the first time hc - Sugawara, Kageyama, Hinata and Suna 

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

NEKOMA

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Reacting to their managers’ hidden piercings - Nekoma team plus Bokuto, Akaashi and other teams during Tokyo training

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

Telling him about your neopronouns hc - Tsumu, Tanaka and Kenma

Stressed with school hc- Kuroo

Panic attack and exhaustion comfort hc - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

S/o with anger issues comforted hc - Kenma, Bokuto and Hinata

S/o with social anxiety comfort hc - Atsumu, Mattsun and Yaku

Comforting after the death of you pet hc - Akaashi, Kuroo and Bokuto

Futanari/Futa (intersex) s/o smut hc (18+) - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

S/o with eating disorder and binge eats comfort - Sugawara and Lev

Aggressively calling them cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou

S/o with depression and body insecurity comforted hc - Ushijima, Bokuto and Kuroo 

S/o trans man dealing with hormones comforted - Sugawara and Kenma

Asking Kuroo to be your boyfriend

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori 

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

S/o struggling with identity whilst transitioning comforted hc - Kageyama, Kenma, Tanaka and Atsumu

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

Middle sized fem s/o feeling insecure comforted hc - Tanaka, Lev and Kyoutani

S/o suffering from boob pain comforted hc - Bokuto, Kuroo and Akaashi

Getting caught having sex in the club room with Kuroo (smut 18+)

AOBA JOHSAI

Brat taming smut - Iwaizumi Hajime (18+)

Cockwarming hc - Iwaizumi and Matsukawa (18+)

Intense Monopoly game - Matsukawa

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Soft for their musically talented S/o hc - Oikawa and Atsumu

Comforting their stressed S/o hc - Atsumu, Akaashi and Iwaizumi

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

S/o with social anxiety comfort hc - Atsumu, Mattsun and Yaku

Seeking shelter with Oikawa and Iwaizumi

Seijoh boys appreciating your thighs

S/o hating themself comforted - Matsukawa 

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

S/o who has telekinetic healing powers hc - Atsumu, Oikawa and Hinata

Looking afte them when they get sick hc - Akaashi, Oikawa and Kita

Middle sized fem s/o feeling insecure comforted hc - Tanaka, Lev and Kyoutani

Comforting s/o - Oikawa

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

Iwaizumi making you cry and Matsukawa defending you

DATE TECH

Secret Admirer hc (part 1) - Asahi, Nishinoya, Kageyama and Aone

Suspicious S/o hc, they think you want to break up - Suna, Tanaka, Aone and Kita

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

FUKURODANI

Emotionally intelligent and perceptive S/o hc - Bokuto, Akaashi, Daichi and Sugawara

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Comforting their stressed S/o hc - Atsumu, Akaashi and Iwaizumi

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

S/o surprising them in an apron naked - Osamu, Akaashi, Konoha and Semi

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

Celebrating your birthday hc - Akaashi

Panic attack and exhaustion comfort hc - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Feeling overworking in school hc - Akaashi

Overwhelmed comfort hc - Bokuto

S/o with anger issues comforted hc - Kenma, Bokuto and Hinata

Comforting after the death of you pet hc - Akaashi, Kuroo and Bokuto

Coming out to them as bisexual - Sugawara, Bokuto and Atsumu

Futanari/Futa (intersex) s/o smut hc (18+) - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Feeling ignored ft octopus plushie - Bokuto

Comforting you after hearing you’ll need to put your pet down - Daichi, Bokuto and Osamu

Asking them why they are so cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou

S/o with depression and body insecurity comforted hc - Ushijima, Bokuto and Kuroo

S/o struggling with school comforted hc - Bokuto and Atsumu

S/o dealing with an unique ability comforted - Kageyama, Atsumu and Bokuto

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

Looking afte them when they get sick hc - Akaashi, Oikawa and Kita

S/o suffering from boob pain comforted hc - Bokuto, Kuroo and Akaashi

INARIZAKI

Pretty S/o hc - Kageyama, Suna and Tsukishima

Suspicious S/o hc, they think you want to break up - Suna, Tanaka, Aone and Kita

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Twitch broadcaster crush hc - Asahi, Kita, Ushijima and Suna

Soft for their musically talented S/o hc - Oikawa and Atsumu

Comforting their stressed S/o hc - Atsumu, Akaashi and Iwaizumi

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

Comforting anxious S/o - Suna

S/o surprising them in an apron naked - Osamu, Akaashi, Konoha and Semi

Telling him about your neopronouns hc - Tsumu, Tanaka and Kenma

Panic attack and exhaustion comfort hc - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Blowjob drabble (18+) - Osamu

Fingering drabble(18+) - Osamu

S/o with social anxiety comfort hc - Atsumu, Mattsun and Yaku

S/o with low self worth - Atsumu

Team comforting you after a breakdown - ft Sakusa and Bokuto

Coming out to them as bisexual - Sugawara, Bokuto and Atsumu

Futanari/Futa (intersex) s/o smut hc (18+) - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Comforting you after hearing you’ll need to put your pet down - Daichi, Bokuto and Osamu

S/o struggling with school comforted hc - Bokuto and Atsumu

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori

S/o dealing with an unique ability comforted - Kageyama, Atsumu and Bokuto

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

S/o struggling with identity whilst transitioning comforted hc - Kageyama, Kenma, Tanaka and Atsumu

S/o with an eating disorder hc - Osamu

Comforting s/o starting recovery for an eating disorder - Suna

S/o who relapses and keeps count of ‘clean’ days - Kita

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

S/o who has telekinetic healing powers hc - Atsumu, Oikawa and Hinata

Looking after them when they get sick hc - Akaashi, Oikawa and Kita

Hearing you sing for the first time hc - Sugawara, Kageyama, Hinata and Suna

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

ITACHIYAMA

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

Sakusa (accidently) giving you your first kiss becuase you’re stressed hc part 1

Sakusa giving you kissing lessons after taking your first kiss part 2

Sakusa getting dared to kiss you 

Song inspired fic - Generous by Doja Cat (Smut 18+) - Sakusa

SHIRATORIZAWA

Twitch broadcaster crush hc - Asahi, Kita, Ushijima and Suna

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Comforting insecure tall S/o - Tendou

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

S/o surprising them in an apron naked - Osamu, Akaashi, Konoha and Semi

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

S/o needing Ushijima to get off but gets too much (18+)

S/o with low self-esteem and appearance insecurity - Sugawara (fluff) and Semi (smut 18+)

Asking them why they are so cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou 

S/o with depression and body insecurity comforted hc - Ushijima, Bokuto and Kuroo

S/o with a gaslighting mother comforted - Ushijima 

JOHZENJI

NOHEBI

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

KAMOMEDAI

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

[astrowaffles]

“I just never thought that Ferris might- oh, hey, Iwaizumi.”

“Hello.” Iwaizumi stepped cautiously into the room, looking around carefully to check he wasn’t stepping on anything. “No scorpions this time?”

“That was a reasonable solution to an unreasonable problem,” Hoshiumi proclaimed loudly.

“Did you not consider air freshener?” Iwaizumi looked under the benches, then straightened up. “Bokuto, why are you holding a rat?”

“It’s not a rat,” Bokuto said immediately, “And it doesn’t have tetanus. That I know of.”

“That you know of,” Iwaizumi repeated, unimpressed. “I see.”

“It’s a cat,” Komori explained. “Bokuto found it near a McDonald’s.”

“I only came in here to tell you to finish your stretches,” said Iwaizumi, exasperated. “I don’t care about the- wait, which McDonald’s?”

“The one by the station…?” Bokuto sheepishly started to hide Ferris behind his back. “It seemed lonely.”

“Stop hiding it.” Iwaizumi came closer, squinting carefully. “Did it have a collar?”

“I’m not dumb, I wouldn’t take a cat with a collar.” A pause. “Actually, yes, I would, but this one didn’t have one.”

“May I see it?”

“It bites,” Hoshiumi warned.

“It probably has tetanus,” Sakusa warned.

“I don’t think so, somehow,” Iwaizumi mused, reaching his arms out. Ferris began to struggle in Bokuto’s hold; Bokuto dropped him in surprise.

Ferris ran to Iwaizumi, who scooped him up. “It is you! Do you know how worried we’ve been?” Iwaizumi fussed, bouncing the cat like a baby. “Tooru- I mean, Oikawa – was looking for you everywhere!”

for the fic snippet asks :3

AHHHHHH THE ADVENTURES OF FERRIS .... my 2k words of bullshit... fave

In my JNT universe, Iwaizumi is the sole voice of reason among many, many idiots, but that doesn't mean he's actually sensible. He just has more braincells than the other volleyballers, and that's not exactly hard. This does make him a victim to some of the team's more ridiculous antics, such as the scorpions in the changing room. He's learnt to be cautious and to never attempt to use reason to diffuse any tension. They just don't understand it.

In this scene, he's been sent in to check what they're all doing in the changing rooms. Think your PE teacher checking the changing rooms to make sure none of the idiots are setting things on fire. He's trying very, very hard not to blow up at anyone, despite there being a possibly disease ridden rat or several snakes in the changing rooms, according to the wonderfully not-hysterical Kageyama.

But this scene is also where we see one (or more) of Iwaizumi's weak spots: cute things, and Oikawa. Mainly Oikawa.

His braincells go completely out the window. As soon as he realises that that's his boyfriend's cat, it doesn't look like a scrawny octopus anymore. That's his baby. His child. His precious. Suddenly we understand how he was friends with Oikawa for so long - he is actually just as insane as the rest of them, just differently. That's one of the hardest things about writing Iwa. How do you portray that hidden silly, just below the surface? Who do you allow to bring it out of him? And how do you balance that with his alter-ego, Iwaizumi Hajime (20-whatever-he-is), athletic trainer?

I loved writing the Adventures of Ferris. It's total nonsense from beginning to end.

[octo-cutie]

The Haikyuu Boys If They Watched Us In An Anime

Genre: Angst Characters: Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi, Suna, Sugawara, Iwaizumi, and Sakusa

Notes: This is supposed to be over the top and dramatic. I wrote this for my #breadsties: @itsmiyamore @mybloodydownfall @itsmiyamore @violentcloudchaser and all my others

Oikawa: When Oikawa has a bad day he wants nothing more than to turn on some ASMR of your voice as he listens to you tell him that you love him and how proud you are of him. He has a saved YouTube playlist of all of his favorite ASMR’s and when he’s upset he covers himself in a weighted blanket and the volume turned all the way up while you cradle him vicariously through this random VA on YouTube. But he yearns for the day that he can hold you in his arms under his weighted blanket and run his fingers through your hair whispering the sweet nothings written in his heart only for you. Why couldn’t you be with him at night?

Kuroo: Kuroo has an object that you use in the anime and he has incorporated it into his daily life. If you wear scrunchies in your hair he has one on his wrist that he changes every day. If you wear friendship bracelets, he learns how to make them and he has your name and his woven together. Everyone thinks that he’s such a doting boyfriend and he has such a kind heart for his baby girl. But he’s committed to YOU only. As long as he has something of yours with him he is completely at ease. He never has to wonder where you are and he will treasure these items forever. Why can’t you be wearing his gifts to you?

Bokuto: If you have a sports jersey or a specific piece of clothing you wear all the time, he puts it on a pillow as a pillow case and he snuggles up against it when he sleeps in order to ward of nightmares about you disappearing from his life or telling him that you don’t love him. When he wakes up from these he finds your jacket on the pillow and snuggles into it with a few tears begging you not to leave him. He wants to hold your hand and thread his fingers through your hair as he protects you from all the things keeping the both of you apart. Why can’t you cuddle him back and soothe him from his nightmares?

Akaashi: Akaashi does what he knows best and that’s writing. He will write everything he sees when he sees you and he has a huge following on multiple fanfiction websites but he could care less. These fanfictions of you and him are supposed to convey everything that he feels and how you reciprocate these feelings. You are his muse, his goddess, his everything and no combination of words or characters will ever describe the feelings he truly has for you. Why can’t you come into his office and take a break with him?

Suna: Suna has hundreds of photos of you in his camera roll and none of the artists behind your fanart capture your ethereal being. He craves your silly poses, he wants to hold your sexy body, he wants to smother you and all of your imperfections and remind you of how beautiful you were. He’s commissioned fanart of you and him to frame in a picture frame on his bedside table that he kisses oh so gently every night. He has a polaroid photo in the back of his phone case and it’s how he knows you’re supporting him at his games. Why couldn’t you just be in the stands cheering him on?

Sugawara: Suga enjoys listening to music and when he met you in your anime he spent hours and hours of his summer creating three separate playlists for you and him. The first one was about meeting you, the second one was for when he felt down about something and how you would comfort him, and the third one was for when you would meet in his dreams and enjoy the picnics and days that he created for you whenever you traveled into his arms through his dreams. Why couldn’t you sit and watch the sunset with him while the music played? 

Iwaizumi: Iwaizumi believes that one day he needs to settle down with a nice girl and give her the world. But the only girl who deserves the world in his mind is you because of all the comfort you’ve given him over the years. He has to repay you somehow and his best idea was creating a mood board on Pinterest that goes from your first meeting (at a cute cafe) to when he proposes, to the first house that he bought for you etc...  Why couldn’t you accept his proposal and let him give you the family that he so desperately wanted to give you?

Sakusa: Sakusa has attended etiquette classes since he was about 4 years old and he knows how to ballroom dance like no tomorrow. He still attends these classes and while he may be the most handsome man in the class, but none of his dance partners will ever come close to your beauty. In his mind all he pictures at dance practice is you and him dancing the night away as Cinderella and Prince Charming, or Beauty and the Beast. Either way he wishes that he was stealing you away to a white rose covered castle balcony as the music plays below and he holds you close instead of this giggly partner he had before him. Why couldn’t you be his real princess? 

A little gift for my #breadsties. i love you all so much and we can all cry over this together 

[uwu-oikawa]

Hey! do you have any regressor Seijoh 4 headcanons ( I couldn’t pick one character 😅, if you only do one it’s fine)!

I love the seijoh 4 so much!! I’m just gonna do general headcanons cause there is four of them, but if you want more specifics you can request!!

Seijoh 4 agere and petreg headcanons

-Iwaizumi regresses to around toddler age

-Oikawa typically falls into the age range of a 6-8 year old

-Matsukawa can regresses anywhere from 2-10

-And Makki regresses from 2-5

-They have tons and tons of play dates

-Oikawa is often in charged when he is the oldest, or tries to take charge when Matsukawa is in charge

-Iwaizumi get really foggy whenever he regresses and hyperfixes on playing a certain game, so he hates taking breaks but the others help

-Makki and Oikawa love playing dress up and try to make Mattsun and Iwaizumi dress up

-Matsukawa pet regresses into an octopus and Oikawa regresses into a seal lion [most of the time they are in water]

-Mattsun is a bird regressor and chirps for treats and praise all the time

-Iwaizumi is a dog regressor, he follows  instructions most of the time and loves having play dates with Kyotani

[animated-moon]

ship ur moots w a character <3

i just did it for a few of my recent moots bc lawd i have too many of them to do for </3 if you want to be added or are curious just send me an ask !!

@shoyotime + oikawa ofc,, but runner up would be me <3

@ffsg0jo + suga based on vibes, but daichi is the only correct answer (runner up is also me xoxo <33)

@spiritingawaytoanime + for some reason,, you give me,, reki vibes,, but again the only correct answer is cherry (runner up is once again me)

@mrskenmakozume + KENMA do I need to say anything else ??? (runner up is for the fourth time, me btw)

@oyasumiares + gojo for some reason ??? the vibes are immaculate (runner up = me)

okay i'll stop w the runner up = me thing now I'm sorry </3

@lokibutnotlaufeyson + you feel like.. hmm... still can't see you with anyone except kamo or kunimi </3

@miikoos + childe.

@belsumu + itadori for sure

@rinoomi + either suna, oiks or kaashi !! all the pretty boys :00

@httpsregen + me. i know I said i'd stop but me. but runner up is mattsun ig </3

@uxavity + SHINSOU <33

@cuz-like-why-not + geto we are in a poly rs /hj

@annieswifey + ANNIE !!

@httptouya + hawks. perfect couple. immaculate.

@miyamartina + ATSUMU DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE ?? literally idiot golden retriever (tsum not you </3) x artist vibes

@ruujiko + for some reason miyamura but.. at the same time.. no... but then again... tendou.......... (and me ofc please break my legs)

@escapenightmare + SENJU FOR SOME REASON ?? it feels like your aesthetics would match, but also denki bc ily <3

@okkatsudon + YUUTA OR MEGUMI FOR SURE

@ri-days + for some reason ushijima ?? but it also feels like your vibes would match with tsukki and kaashi

@nappingwithyuuji + YUUJI I actually love your headcanons w him sm....

@kit-ken + me (soulmates guys, we're soulmates) but seriously, i feel like your vibes would match kuroo a lot

@pointedly-foolish + hello you and your little octopus man....... i love it so much

@beware-of-the-rogue + okay u see, m not sure if you've started aot yet or not but jean. cannot see you with anyone but jean.

[lovely-keii]

hii this is kind of an emergency ask but can you write atsumu, osamu, tsukki, oikawa, and bokuto comforting their s/o whos parents fight a lot

With a S/O Who’s Parents Fight a Lot

A/N: I sincerely hope it gets better soon for you. I know it can get hard at times, but it’s going to work out for you. In the meanwhile, I hope this helps you out. And if it gets too hard, feel free to talk to me!

Miya Atsumu

at first, he was a little angry

why would any parent force their child to go through this?

it took him a while to realize that he can’t really do anything about your parents’ fighting

so he shifted his focus to you

he asks you to come over more frequently

he even introduces you to his family because he wants you to feel the love and warmth that your parents can’t give you when they’re fighting

he reassures you that it isn’t your fault and that your feelings were valid

he might talk to your parents about this, because he really doesn’t want you to continue feeling that way

“You can come over, babe. My mom wants to see you again! She’s even preparing your favorite food!” His mom can overhear the call and the shouting in the background. Ever since he introduced you to his family, it was like you were a part of their family too. “Alright, I’ll come over. I don’t want to be at mine right now.” As soon as you arrived, he gave you a tight hug. “You’re going to be okay.”

Miya Osamu

he won’t bring you away from the fighting

instead, he’ll bring you deeper in it

he knows that somewhere in you, you remember the childish joy from the past

he’ll try and find that and reciprocate it

he’ll bring you plushies or watch disney movies

he’ll bring back that carefree joy that you’re missing out on because of the fighting

suddenly, you found joy in the sadness

He came in with a blue octopus plushie and carrying bags of chips. “Let’s watch Cinderella?” He gently wiped away the tears on your cheeks. “Don’t drive yourself insane about the screaming, you can still be happy, y’know.” You gave him a small smile which he returned. He sat down beside you, on your bed. “Come, get closer to me.” He played the movie and you two ended that night with gentle smiles and soft kisses.

Tsukishima Kei

his door is always open to you

he wont push you or try to pry unless you’re completely comfortable

he might ask akiteru for advice if you’re okay with his brother knowing

he’ll spend more time with you because he knows that you might be hurting

he’ll be more observant around you to check how you’re feeling

he cares a lot and wants you to open up

but he’ll only let you do that when you’re willing to

“You’re not going to ask about it?” He only looked you in the eyes and spared you a rare, soft smile. “No, if you aren’t comfortable with it, then you don’t have to share.” You grinned at his response. “Thanks, Tsukki.” He hummed and let the silence stay. It was a comfortable silence, far from the rising tension in your home, and it was a nice change. “If you ever need something, you can come to me.”

Oikawa Tooru

when he found out, he was so worried for you

he wants you to know that no matter what happens, he’ll be there

he’ll take time off of volleyball to come check in on you

he’s going to try and warm up to your parents so that he can visit you

and if it gets too hard, he’ll take you out with him

anywhere you want to go, just ask

he’ll bring you far away from your house if he has to, because you’re his main priority

You pick up your phone, attempting to drown out the noises outside your room. “Tooru, could you come over? My parents are fighting and I can’t be here right now.” Oikawa got up and ran out of his house, rushing to yours. “Yeah, I’ll be there soon. Do you want to go to your favorite place to get some food?” You hummed in agreement. “Then, we’ll go, alright? Just wait for me. I’ll be there soon.” When he got there, he excused himself to your room, and pulled you out of your house. He was going to make sure you felt good. Your happiness is all that matters.

Bokuto Koutarou

he found out when he came over to have a study date

he knew your parents before this but never really thought they fought

they just seemed so good to him

when he heard the shouting, he instantly looked at you

he noticed how you looked so bothered but tried to cover it up for him

he puts away all the books and cuddles with you

he knows that you must feel so horrible

whatever comfort he can give, he will give to you

Shouts echoed outside the room, and even Koutarou knew what was happening. He picked up the books and put them aside. His arms wrapped around you and pulled you closer to his chest. Sobs racked through your body, and he calmly hummed a simple tune to help you relax. He started talking about his day. He went on about how he passed a math test and how Akaashi almost tripped. He was distracting you from the shouts, and it was working. “Y/n, I know it might be really hard for you, so let’s just talk or sleep. Or even just cuddle. Anything that will make you feel better.”