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magicaloctopus333 · 10 months ago
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Febuwhump 2024!
I was so close to having it be something written everyday, but alas day 29 I had a long day at work and slept past posting.
Links below, some days are connected with a plus because they're part of the same fic BUT are different chapters. Chapters are still in order of when they sequentially happen. Ao3 links, warnings and such with each work on ao3.
DAY 1: helpless + DAY 18: too weak to move
= Helpless in the jungle- Pinky and the brain
DAY 2: solitary confinement =
=Ernie in Solitary Confinement- Sesame Street
DAY 3: "bite down on this"
= Alcoholic blood- What we do in the Shadows (wwdits)
DAY 4: obedience
=Total Obedience- WWDITS
DAY 5: rope burns
=Rope Burns- WWDITS
DAY 6: "you lied to me" + DAY 8: "why won't it stop?"
=Too much of a good thing- WWDITS
DAY 7: suffering in silence
= Suffering in Silence- Saiki K
DAY 9: bees
= Friendship bracelets belong in shoe boxes- Sam and Max
DAY 10: killing in self defense+DAY 11: time loop
= Rain and Bloodied Knuckles- Saiki K
DAY 12: semi-conscious
= After the night market- WWDITS
DAY 13: "you weren't supposed to get hurt"
= you weren't supposed to get hurt- Lazytown
DAY 14: blood-stained tiles+DAY 19: "please don't"+DAY 22: "you weren't meant to be there"+DAY 24: "i'm doing this because i care about you"
= I Might Kill My Ex- WWDITS
DAY 15: "who did this to you?"
= Missing teeth- WWDITS
DAY 16: came back wrong
=The child is gone - WWDITS
DAY 17: hostage situation
=Baby's first hostage situation- Sam and Max
DAY 20: truth serum
=paper balls and foolish thoughts- Pinky and the Brain
DAY 21: unresponsive
=As Cavendish Sleeps- Milo Murphy's Law
DAY 23: presumed dead
=Presumed Dead- WWDITS
DAY 25: waterboarding
=As the centuries past- WWDITS
DAY 26: "help them"
= Tangled Hair and Feelings- WWDITS
DAY 27: left for dead
= Left for Dead- Milo Murphy's Law
DAY 28: "no... not like this"
= Keep Trying- Sam and Max
DAY 29: not allowed to die
= Not them- WWDITS
BONUS (to make brain happy)
Like a LIGHTNING STRIKE- WWDITS
Immortality- WWDITS
Human shield- Milo Murphy's Law
Human weapon- WWDITS
Killing game - WWDITS
any Last words- WWDITS
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iaintquittinyou · 4 months ago
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OMG YES ! And Dipper will tell that to Ford in some kind of videocall/message.
Have gravity falls on the brain again, but imagine how fun a natm and gravity falls crossover could be
An older dipper and Mabel visiting or even staying in NY for a bit and ending up at the natural history museum and finding out about the secret of the tablet
Maybe something from gravity falls got transported there to be displayed, maybe even ford and Stan getting to make an appearance?
There’s also the alternate scenario of Larry, maybe needing to get away from New York and his teaching job for a bit, and taking a trip and somehow ending up in gravity falls and getting wrapped up in their weirdness
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ask-vinyl-scratch · 14 years ago
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Do you know any jokes?
10/19/2010
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hmmmm it looks like some new ponies are showing up to my diary. I'm kinda... kinda scared of that, but I'm 99% sure you guys can't really read my diary, just put stuff into it. Weird-ass magic diary bruh. Might as well write to you guys and not write bad things about you behind your backs in my diary tho. Just in case.
I'm watching you
Well, uh, "primrose-petals"... HELL YEAH I KNOW SOME JOKES! I got coached in joke-telling by the party pony Pinkie Pie herself, and besides, Im fricken DJ PON-3! Gotta know how to make the ponies laugh if you want them to dance, you know what I'm sayin? I don't cuz that's just something Pinkie told me but she's the Element of Laughter (yeah I finally got the deets from her on that, tell you more about it later)
Okay, here's the jokes!!!!!!!!! This one came straight from the horse's mouth yesterday night and I really do love it a lot, Prim (can I call you Prim?)... She even wrote it down for me, but to really get the joke I gotta set the stage! Ok, so here I am walkin through ponyville carrying my subwoofers and turntables on my back and WOW is it heavy. I go into Sugercube Corner for a cupcake and Pinkie and the Rainbow Dash almost crash into me. So, anyway, Pinkie tells me the joke, it's "An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. And the elephant said to the hippo, 'Please pass the soap.' The hippopotamus replied, 'No soap... radio!!!'" and she says it in such a funny way and of course Pinkie's guffawing her lungs out with Rainbow Dash chuckling and looking expectantly at me that I can't help but start grabbing my sides in mirth and rolling on the floor laughing! Too bad about my turntable and Sugarcube Corner's floors. But I just had to laugh, for Pinkie Pie's sake if not for the jokes! I got home and told Octy the joke but she didn't get it so. i know i did my good deed for yesterday.
Ok ok I know that was a somewhat pretty, uh, racist joke (I'm not racist. Neither should you.) But here are some more: "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera!"; "Dad: 'Son, I need some laundry soap right now, quick! Quick!' Son: 'Gee, dad, do you haveta rush me like?' Dad: 'Of course, Jesse. The situation here really is dat urgent!' "; "I went to jail for the first time and I ok maybe not that one
But those were all just Pinkie's jokes! Now some one of mine: "What did Buckingham Palace say to the Trottinghammers on Sky Fawkes Day no "What did Ted Bunty get for Christmas? nuh uh "How many foals does it take to paint a DEFINITELY NOT "An irishmare walks out of a bar" maybe? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. "A family act walks into a Canterlot talent agency headed by Filthy Rich himself and I forgot the middle but the punchline is that the family call their act, "The Aristocrats!"
so maybe i dont know any appropriate jokes. all these ones Octavia told me earlier are a bit too risky (especially that foal one...) (Damn you, Octavia!)
Speaking of Pinkie, I saw her today in Sugarcube Corner again when I went in for another cupcake. She gasped and grinned real big when she saw me, like she usually does cuz she knows it makes me laugh, and thanked me for laughing at her no soap radio joke yesterday. (I think she knows I was just being polite...) Anyhoo, I asked her about how she knows Rainbow Dash and it led her to talking about their whole-ass journey! And this is a CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY journey Pinkie went on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, Luna be damned!!! (sorry sorry sorry too soon, too soon.)
Ok so here's the second half of what Pinkie told me: so Nightmare Moon came back on the Summer Sun Celebration and kidnapped Celestia to take her place as ruler so she could put Equestria under eternal night (I called all of that, by the way!! Whattaya think now, huh Octy???) and so six ponies went on a wild goose chase for the Elements of Harmony to stop her: Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash!, that Twi mare (that was a shock! she's more of a homebody to me), Applejack, and a couple mares called Fluttershy and Rarity. They eventually really got the elements and BECAME THE ELEMENTS! Wotta buckin' sweet free upgrade they all got in coolness! Especially Rainbow Dash! She's gotta be like... way cooler now!
I was gonna ask Pinkie more about what Rainbow Dash's like but I saw the time and hadda go to my. lessons. with Octavia. OH but Pinkie Pinkie Promised me she would take me to see all her other friends on her day off tomorrow and so I'll get to see Rainbow Dash!!!!!
Well um. it's time for my lessons. My lessons with Octavia. Tavi, Tavi, Tavi, Tavi Tavi Tavi Tavi Tavi! Hahaha yeah I'm so good at the things she's trying to teach me naturally. No more questions!
speaking of which, DONT YOU DARE READ MY DIARY PAGE FROM TWO DAYS AGO OR I WILL . CUT YOUR HIND-LEG STANDING FACES OUTTA MY DIARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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radioisntdead · 25 days ago
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OCS as things my friends and I have said AND incorrect quotes, mostly incorrect quotes because I was playing around with the incorrect quotes generator
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Ezra: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Octavia : It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Ezra: but what’s the first worst thing?
Octavia carefully: Ezra, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Ezra: OH!
...
Cleo: Happy birthday!
Ezra: Thanks but it's not my birthday, you're ten days early
Cleo: WOO SO CLOSE, so how old are you turning grandma?
Ezra: 24, STILL YOUNGER THEN YOU GRANDPA
Cleo: F OFF
Ezra: NO
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Ace, struggling with technology: How do I do this??
Ezra: maybe you should ask your grandma for help
Ace: My grandma isn't here because she's dying.
Ezra: oh, oh shit.
....
Ezra: Why are your tongues purple?
Cleo: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Christopher : I had a red one.
Ezra: oh..OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Octavia : You drank each other's slushies?
....
Ezra: You lying, cheating, piece of shit
Ace : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ezra: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CECE WITH ME
Theodosia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Rory: Can I ask you a question?
Ezra: sure, ask me anything
Rory: why does my sister call you dollface
Ezra: let's stop talking for awhile
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Ezra: *Screams*
Octavia : *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Cleo: Should we do something?
Christopher: No, I want to see who wins.
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Ezra, banging on the door: Christopher! Open up!
Christopher: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Cleo: No, he meant-
Octavia: Let him finish.
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Christopher: Octavia , I'm sad.
Octavia holding out her arms for a hug: It’s going to be okay.
Cleo: Ezra, I'm sad.
Ezra nodding: mood
...
Octavia: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Ezra : Plane tickets?
Cleo: Concert tickets?
Christopher : Prostitution?
Octavia, holding her broken frames: Glasses
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Octavia, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Ezra , pulling out an Uno card: +4
Cleo, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Christopher , trembling: What are we playing
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Octavia: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ezra: ... Your what?
Octavia: My friends.
Cleo: is she saying “friends”?
Christopher : I think she's being sarcastic.
Violet : No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Octy! All of your friends are in this room.
Octavia: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
...
Christopher stubbing his toe: FUCK!
Octavia : Mind your language!
Christopher : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Octavia:..
Christopher : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Ezra: I’m going to take you out
Octavia : great, it’s a date!
Ezra : I meant that as a threat.
Octavia : See you at five!
....
Violet: You're right.
Christopher : That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Christopher : Cleo ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Cleo : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Violet: I wrote sanitize, Clee.
..
Cleo: Welcome, fellow idiots
Violet: Hi clee
Cleo: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Violet: You underestimate me
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Theodosia : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Deyanira : What did you do?
Theodosia : Nobody died.
Deyanira : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Theodosia : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Deyanira : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Deyanira : Theodosia , this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Theodosia : I turned out perfectly fine!
Theodosia : I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
....
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strawberrymilk-sunshine · 2 years ago
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Sunset
I just thought of something very funny so I wrote it
Guess who's exhausted while writing again? That's right, me!!
Warning(s): mentions of stalking, not sure how good this is but hope you enjoy regardless
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You fell off a ship when you were young.
You don't remember much from after the sails set on fire. When you fell into the water, you must have passed out... and when you woke up, you saw... someone.
"Um, human... are you ok...?"
You remember what he looked like. You've held on to that memory, hoping to find him again some day.
And little did you know, he did the same. He wanted to meet with you again, but he just didn't know how he would do it!
And then one day he found something. A very old spell, as old as the legends of the Sea Witch...
A spell that could turn him human.
"Are you sure about this, Azul?" Jade asked as Azul prepared the spell that would turn him human. "This could be very dangerous."
"As cool as the Sea Witch was, her magic was no joke, Octy! Are ya sure you can handle this?"
"I'll be fine. It's all to see them again..." Azul sighed.
"Ah yes, (Y/N)." Jade laughed under his breath.
"You saw them once when you were a kid. Are you sure they're even still alive?" Floyd asked, looking at the spell ingredients.
"Oh, I've been sure to keep a close eye on them all these years." Azul happily said. "They look so beautiful nowadays!"
"Right, forgot you've been stalking them for the better half of twelve years." Floyd rolled his eyes. "Again. They were a human you met because they fell off a boat when you were five, Azul. Are they really worth turning human for? What if they don't like you back?"
"Ahahaha! You really are funny sometimes, Floyd! Don't like me back, I can't even imagine that!! We're meant for each other... I'm sure of it."
"Azul, before you go too far... you do remember the steep price of the Sea Witch's spells, right?" Jade asked.
"Ooh! Yeah, she didn't give any extra chances! One little slip-up and then you were polyp-ified!"
"I know the price. But, since I'm performing the spell on myself, I don't believe I'll have to worry about any consequences!"
"I guess there's no convincing you not to..."
"But if anything happens to you, it's your fault!"
"I know... and I'm ok with that."
But something unexpected happened.
Something clearly went wrong.
The twins rushed their friend up to the surface, and helped him to the shore.
Azul coughed up water, and had planned to say something about how he had no idea the sea could be so unaccommodating to the creatures of the land, but then...
"Hm? What's with that face, Azul?" Jade asked. "Is something wrong?"
"Your throat hurt or somethin'? And why aren't you talking?"
Jade and Floyd stared at Azul for a while. Then they looked at each other, then back at Azul. And in a rare moment of perfect synchronization, yelled out
"WAIT, YOU CAN'T SPEAK ANYMORE?!"
Azul nodded, embarrassed.
"Azul! This is why we were trying to warn you against using this spell!" Jade sternly said, his hand on his forehead.
"First things first: we told you so. Secondly, according to the spell, you've only got three days to get that human you like to give you a kiss of true love! Otherwise, it's back to your mer form and polyp-ification for you!" Floyd yelled. "Well... I guess there's no Sea Witch around to enforce the polyp thing... but still! Unless you want to be stuck on land, suffocate, dry out, and die, then you'd better get that human to fall in love with you, Azul!"
"I'd suggest you pretend that you haven't been stalking them for twelve years." Jade suggested. "It's hard to imagine they'd willingly kiss you if you admitted to that."
"Maybe just pretend you're some normal, mute human!" Floyd suggested. "I mean... it's not really like you can tell 'em otherwise."
"You two stay here, I'll go find some kind of cloth we can fashion into human clothing." Jade said. "Floyd, please make sure Azul doesn't drown himself."
"Hey, no promises, Jade~!"
You were walking along the beach one day, when you saw someone out in the distance.
You ran towards the person, since they were stumbling around like they were injured. You should help them!
"Hey, uh... are you ok?" You asked when he was close enough to hear.
He had beautiful grey hair and blue eyes. He also was wearing the torn up remnants of a ship's sails as an outfit.
"...d-did you hear me?" You asked. "Are you ok?"
He slowly walked towards you, and fell forwards, his head resting on your chest.
"Wha-?! Are you ok?! Sir, are you ok?!" You yelled in a panic.
For a second, you swore you heard a voice from the water say "Take good care of him, please."
But when you looked to the sea, no one was there.
...
Is this guy asleep on your chest?!
"I guess I just... take him home...?"
You didn't know, but your life would become much more interesting with this guy around.
He woke up when you got back to your home.
The servants cleaned him up and prepared clothes that were better than the nearly destroyed cloth he was wearing.
You learned a lot about him. He can't speak, for one, but he was able to write his name down for you. His name was Azul. You don't know who he is, or why he washed up on the shore, the best you could understand was that he was probably in some kind of shipwreck.
He was nice, but... something just felt off about him.
You also heard weird whispers whenever you were out by the sea.
You decided to take him for a tour of the city the next day, you thought he'd enjoy it. And he did! He looked so happy the whole time!
Little did you know, however, the only reason he was so happy was because you, the love of his life, were right there beside him.
Late into the night, you took him for a ride in a rowboat, to a secret place only you know about. And the whole time, you swore you heard two people singing from the water.
And the day after that, Azul tried to kiss you.
You like him and all, but... not like that.
You avoided him the rest of the day after that.
And the day after that...
"Azul, I'm sorry about what happened last night..." You said, knocking on the door to the guest bedroom.
"(Y/N)... don't come in, please..." You heard a voice say from the other side of the door.
"Azul, i-is that you? Are you speaking?!" You asked. "What's going on?!"
"Nothing! Just please get me some water... and don't come in here! Just leave it at the door, ok?"
"Is everything alright in there?" You asked.
"Yes! I'm fine! Just don't come in!"
"I'm coming in, something's definitely wrong." You said, before opening the door.
And then you saw him standing there.
Azul... wasn't human.
"AH! (Y-Y/N)! Please don't look at me..." He said, shielding his face with his arms.
His legs weren't legs, they were tentacles, like an octopus would have... he was a merman.
He looked so familiar.
"...it's you." You said.
"Huh?"
"I remember you!" You yelled. "You saved me! H-how are you here right now?!"
"...you remember me...?" Azul asked, a blue blush on his face. "From... from when you fell off that ship...?"
"Yes! You're the one who saved me, right? You look so familiar..."
"Yes, that was me..." He admitted. "It's... getting hard to breathe... say, could you please hurry and get me water?"
"Oh! Yes of course!"
Azul breathed a sigh of relief when you left the room. So many things are going well this morning! You remember who he is, you know why he looks familiar, you weren't completely repulsed by his true form, and most importantly...
You didn't find out that he basically stalked you for twelve years!
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bad4amficideas · 3 years ago
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Pletonic ra algul with his youngest daughter reader
Writing this has killed me RIP octi-alien-me. Cruel anon. That's why it sucks, rather I wrote how I ... I mean Reader could become a darling daugther for Ra's tsktsktsk. No second read.
Note: English is not my language, so I hope you will be understanding of any flaws you find.
🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉
At first I'm not going to deny you, you wouldn't be different from his other daughter/s. I think to go platonic, you would have to have an age difference with your older sister/s, and she/they would have a soft side, maybe even motherly for you, that would draw her/their attention.
I'm not saying that reader is more or less intelligent than her sister/s, but she would be more curious, and her sister/s would encourage her with comics, tv, manga, and "unnecessary bullshit".
And from there, she would deepen, in the same way that almost all current movies, books, etc. refer to some ancient history or mythology.
And that would lead her to innocently defend and "discuss" her hobby with her father, relying on the sample of morals and philosophy, of what ifs? From points of view, as only critical fangirls who are fond of writing meta-analysis (I don't, I just read) with a capital F can do.
And that innocent dare that took years off your sister/s, made him take an interest in you, and "cultivate" your "little eccentricities" and start his obsession. Without neglecting physical training though.
As a platonic yandere, but also your father, Ras Al Ghul. Well, it's weird, he expects the best from you, because adopted or not, as his daughter, you're the best there is, so he knows you can give it to him.
Then, that your criteria and his differ in disappointment is the small blessing that Reader will have to learn. No matter your low self-esteem, he will love you with your "horrible" "flaws".
Ra's sees his daughter a bit like the obsessed see their pet cats, maybe at first he even thought of you as one, there's no denying it. There is pride in the independence, strength and intelligence of the pet who is allowed to play (in controlled environments, that's so) but it remains being His Pet, and His pride is to care for it, pamper it, pamper you to death.
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thewritingstar · 5 years ago
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ButchxBubbles friendship???
Thanks for the request :)
The thought of Butch and Bubbles having a spa night? Yes please. Im not really good at writing friendship fluff fics so i hope this is ok. I really like the idea of their friendship dynamic and maybe I’ll elaborate more on it. Plus I wrote this at like 1 am so yeah. 
Enjoy. :) Request and asks always open
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Bubbles finished bringing all her products from the bathroom to her bedroom. She had everything ready for her spa treatment as her sisters were off on some over night history field trip for their class. Of course she wasn’t in that class so she was left by herself and the professor was out of town for a couple of days. 
She had quite the collection of things to do and wished someone was here to do it with her. She could call Robin but she knew she had gone to her cousins house and her other friends lived a few miles away. Boomer had even gone on the trip but was sending her photos every ten minutes. 
“Guess its just us tonight.” She looked to Octi who just stared at her with his button eye. 
A sound came from behind and she turned to see something hitting her window. She got closer and saw that a figure was there. She threw open the window and looked outside. Her eyes widening slightly as she saw who was hovering. 
“Butch?” She said questionably and he gave her a small wave. 
“Sup Blondie.” He smirked. 
Her signature giggle echoed. “What are you doing here?”
“Well since every one is gone on that stupid trip, I thought why not see what you’re up to” He shrugged. 
“Are you sure?” She looked behind her at the set up she had. “I don’t think my plans is something you would be up for.” 
He flew past her and she closed the window. “Don’t care, I am bored.” He took a spot on the floor in front of the blanket that was laid out and coated with products upon products. 
Bubbles walked over and sat on the other side looking at all the products. “I was just going to do a spa night time or what I like to call Bubbles Time.” She sighed. 
He shifted a little. “I can leave if you want, I just thought-”
“No!” She held up her hands and shook her head. “No you don’t have to go. My sisters don’t ever participate so its nice having someone here, even if you don’t wanna be pampered.” 
Butch picked up a bottle while Bubbles fasten her hair into two cute space buns. He popped open the cap and took a sniff. Coconut and pineapple filled his nose and he could tell Bubbles wasn’t as bubbly as usual. He didn’t want to slap the shit on his face but knowing that not even Blossom wanted to do this with her, he thought why not. 
“Im game. Whats first?” He asked.
She looked up at him with a blank stare. “Really?” Her face slightly turned almost like a cute puppy dog. 
“Sure why not. Your skin is probably hella smooth and its not like this shit is gonna hurt.” 
Her smile was blinding as nodded. She let out a high pitched squeal and soon her was pulled into a hug. “Thank you Butch! Thank you! Not even Boomie would do this with me, fucking meanie.” he whispered the last part and he was let go from the bone crushing hug. 
“Nah fuck Boomie.” he slightly cringed at the nickname but now he had blackmail against his baby bro. “This is Bubbs and Butch time.” 
She clapped her hands together and began preparing.
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“So now this will open your pores and get the rest of all that dirt. Geez your pores are huge.” Bubbles said as she popped open the toner and spread it on the cotton pad.
“Rude.” Butch said but took the soaked cotton from her. He watched her apply it to her skin and copied her motions while looking in the mirror. His hair was pushed away from his face with a light purple hairband that had cat ears on it. “This shit kinda burns.”
“Don’t be a pussy.” 
“Damn Bubbs didn’t know you cussed often.” He held out his hand to accept the moisturizer from her. “Kinda bad ass.” 
She laughed at this. “Oh Blossy doesn’t like it and of course BC does. After all I am hard core.” She playfully shrugged. 
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“And then she fucking blew me off to hang out with Mitch, can you believe that!” Butch complained. 
“I hate when she does that, always forgetting plans.” Bubbles sighed as she filed his nails and blew off the dust. 
He looked at his other hand examining the clean nails. “You don’t think I have to worry about him right?” 
She leaned over to look through her massive collection of nail polishes and pick a base coat and a dark green color and a pure black one. “Butch honey, he gay.” 
“I knew that.” He said quickly. He looked at the polish. “What about just clear?”
Bubbles looked at him and raised her brows. “You know its really punk and cool for guys to paint their nails, plus Buttercup thinks its hot but you didn’t here it from me.” She wagged her eyebrows and dangled the bottle in front of him. 
He snatched the black and shook it. “Paint me up Sugar.” 
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“Aww I wish Boomie did something like that for me.” Bubbles cooed at the screen. 
“Sugar, they are just sitting on a gold course throwing grapes at each other.” He pointed out and she hit him with a pillow. “Watch the nails.” He lifted his hands. 
“I know its simple but Troy and Gabrielle are cute and hey, I’m a sucker for cute romance.” He was sure her eyes were full of stars at this point.  “Look they are dancing in the water!”
“How many times have you seen this?” 
“Twenty seven.” The oven in the kitchen dinged and she got up. “Cookies are done. You want milk too?”
“Hell ya.” 
She got up and walked away and he took out his phone. There was a message from Buttercup. 
Spice Babe: is she torturing you?
He held his phone up to snap a selfie of his cat ear hair band. 
Me: Nope but i look hot af now. Good luck keeping your paws off me. 
Spice Babe: lol sure btw this shit blows, be thankful youre not here
Me: sucks 2 be you but i got fresh cookies from bubbs
Spice Babe: Lucky bastard
The plate of cookies was set in front of him and he clicked his phone away as she paused the movie. 
“Buttercup having fun?”
“Nope but thats not my problem.” He grinned. “ So whats next?” he asked almost a bit too excitedly.  
Bubbles covered her mouth to finish chewing. “Well its getting late and I was gonna do a face mask and build a pillow fort.”
“oh.” He realized that it meant he should probably go. 
“Do you wanna make pillow forts and have a pillow fight? Oh and a sleep over!”
His eyes widened with a giant grin. “Fuck Yeah!” 
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His neck almost popped as the pillow was slammed into his face and he had never seen the vicious look on her face before. Even with temporary tattoos and a sparkly face mask that smelt like berries, his was pink and strawberry scent, she was still scary. 
“Prepare to die!” She shouted as she raised a pillow over her head. 
“Oh shit.” He ducked and shot one back at her, hitting her in the stomach making her grunt. Her elbow knocked on the table and they watched as the homemade smoothies shook and almost spilled. 
Their eyes met and they busted out laughing before setting the pillows down. 
“Lets wash these off and then call it a night?” She said and he followed her to the bathroom. His feet were now inside bunny slippers that were a tad to small a she was rocking matching dog ones. 
He let out a yawn as she handed him a towel to dry his face and before long, they had shut off the lights and got into their pillow forts that were facing each other. 
“Thanks for hanging out with me. It means a lot.” She said and he looked at the ceiling. 
“I had fun. You’re pretty cool Sugar.” 
“I’m glad someone thinks so.” 
“Whats that mean?” He asked and he heard a small sigh. 
She held onto Octi and even though she couldn’t see his face, she knew he had a frown on. 
“Most people just think of me as the cute girl, which is true but im more than that. Sometimes even kicking a monsters ass doesn’t prove that I am strong and mighty.”
“Listen I know for a fact you are cool and strong. I got my ass handed to me by you once or twice in our child hood. Most people think im just some meat head who can punch.” 
“I don’t think that.” She said and he believed her. “I think you are really talented at sports and just like to punch, nothing wrong with that. But you are also kind and sweet and I see how you make Buttercup feel and some meat head couldn’t do that.” 
He smirked to himself. “Thanks Bubbles.” 
“Any time.”
A comfortable silence filled the room before he spoke up. “I really appreciate how much you care about Boomer. Its hard growing up without any form of love and every time he comes home, his smile is real and I know its because of you.”
Bubbles hugged Octi closer as a blush formed on her face after she sent Boomer a good night text. “He just makes me really happy.” 
“Thats good. But I am gonna kick his ass for not taking you on cute dates because my homie deserves is.” 
“Omg Butch are we bffs?”
“For sure.” And their shared laughter faded off as sleep took over.  
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The morning came fast and the pair quickly cleaned everything up before homemade pancakes were eaten. 
“This shit is amazing Bubbs.” Butch finished his plate. 
“Aww thanks. Oh looks like everyone should be back in an hour.” 
He stood and took the plate to the sink. “Well I’ll get going because I don’t need Blossom on my ass about any of this.” 
“I can handle her don’t worry.” She winked and soon she was alone finishing up her pancakes with a smile.
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The front door opened and Brick and Boomer came walking in. Brick slammed his body on the couch and went straight to sleep while Boomer went to the kitchen where Butch was making a grilled cheese. 
“I can’t believe you had a sleep over with my girlfriend.”
“Hi to you too. And chill we are just besties.” He winked. “Kinda lame that you never do any of this stuff with her.” He picked up the finished meal and bit into it before shaking his head at him. “Ya know, shes pretty cool and all she wants is to pamper and watch high school musical.”
“But you hate those things.” 
Butch shrugged. “Yeah but my new bestie doesn’t and I support queens.” 
Boomer gave him a weird look. “What did she do to you?”
He flipped him off, showing off his nails. “By the way she wants cuter dates. If you are going to simp then do it right Boomie.” He mocked before grabbing his plate. “Now if you’ll excuse me, Sugar and I are going to the mall fuck face.” 
Boomer frowned as he took all the food. “Hey don’t call her that!” 
“See ya later simp.” 
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I said I would do it again, I want to show my boys love, and no one can stop me
1. What is your character’s full name?    
Trevarus
2. Where were they born?
Deponia
3. What are their parent’s names?  
He has no parents
4. Do they have any brothers or sisters?  
He has no family
5. What kind of eyes do they have?
Hooded dark blue eyes
6. What kind of hair do they have?
A small mullet and he keeps his bangs under his headband
7. What is their complexion like?  
Like Rufus but more darker like a tan, he’s out in the sun a lot
8. What body type are they? 
Slim but with good hints of muscle
9. What is listening to their voice like?
A little deep and rough
10. Do they have a favorite quote? 
Not really
11. What sort of music do they enjoy? 
Hard rock
12. Have they ever cheated on a partner?
The closest to a relationship he has ever had is one night stands, kind of hard to cheat on those
13. Have they ever lost someone close to them?  
He’s not too close to anyone, he pushes people away from getting too close
14. What is their favorite sound?
The sound of a knife on some fine wood
15. What is their opinion on euthanasia?
He doesn’t care, go for it if you want
16. Are they judgmental of others?
Of course, he doesn’t voice it too much though unless they bug him
17. Have they ever been drunk?  
You will most likely find this man in a bar drinking scotch
18. What are they like when they stay up all night?
If he doesn’t sleep then he gets irritable even more easily, so be careful
19. Have they ever been arrested?
Nope, no one has ever caught him
20. What color evokes strong memories for them? 
Deep purple, it reminds him of when he was a child ... and when he was abandoned repeatedly
21. What do they do on rainy days?
Find a nice place and whittle some wood
22. What religion are they? 
not religious
23. What word do they overuse the most? 
“bitch”
24. What do they wear to bed?
Either just his underwear or he goes commando
25. Do they have any tattoos or piercings? 
2 tattoos, one on his left arm under his shoulder, a knife with a banner over it saying “murphy” and a secret one that’s a butterfly tramp stamp
26. What type of clothing are they most comfortable in? 
Tank top, cargo pants, combat boots, only these
27. What is their most disliked saying? 
“good for nothing kid”
28. Do they have any enemies?
Many
29. What does their writing look like?
It’s very messy, half the time you can’t even tell what the hell he wrote
30. What disgusts them?
mistreating kids
and trev boy is done, just one more, octi I’m looking at you
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localbizlift · 5 years ago
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Octi launches a social network built around augmented reality
Octi has created a new social network that uses augmented reality to connect the act of seeing your friends in real life with viewing digital content like their favorite YouTube videos and Spotify songs.
When I wrote about the startup in 2018, it was building AR technology that could do a better job of recognizing the human body and movement. Last week, co-founder and CEO Justin Fuisz (pictured above) told me that this was “a really cool feature,” but that Octi’s investors pushed him “to do more, go deeper.”
Speaking of those investors, the startup says it’s now raised $12 million in funding (including a previously announced seed round of $7.5 million) from Live Nation, Anheuser-Busch InBev, Peter Diamandis’ Bold Capital Partners, Human Ventures, I2BF, Tom Conrad, Scott Belsky and Josh Kushner.
Last week, Fuisz demonstrated what he now sees as Octi’s “mic drop” moment — opening the new app and pointing his iPhone camera at a colleague. The app quickly recognized her, allowing Fuisz to send her a friend request. And once the request was accepted, could Fuisz look at her through the camera again, where she was surrounded by a floating “belt” of virtual items that she’d created with videos, songs and photos.
Octi also allows you to include fun effects and stickers. Your friends can change your profile too, making you wear a funny hat or giving you a rousing theme song for the day.
To create a facial recognition experience that’s fast and simple, Fuisz said that Octi’s powered by a “neural network on the edge,” allowing the app to process images on the device (rather than uploading them to the cloud) in a privacy-friendly way.
He said the company has taken other steps to optimize the process, like prioritizing friends-of-friends rather than searching through the faces of everyone in the network, resulting in an app that can identify a friend in as little as 20 milliseconds.
While Octi allows you to view friends’ profiles remotely, it’s worth emphasizing that the core experience is meant to be in-person. In fact, the company provided a statement from analyst Rich Greenfield in which he described the app as “an impressive technology that gives teens a compelling reason to be present and communicate with their phones, while gathered with their closest friends.”
I wondered whether a new social dynamic also provides new opportunities for harassment and bullying, but Fuisz noted that for now, Octi profiles and belts are only visible to friends that you’ve approved. So if one of your connections is doing something you don’t like, “You just say goodbye. That’s it. That’s a simple way of dealing with it.”
Fuisz added that this initial version provides a foundation for many more experiences: “There’s endless opportunity for games and other fun things you can do.”
Ultimately, he’s hoping to turn this into a WeChat-style platform for outside developers to build social tools and content. And since Octi works on iPhone 7 and above (with plans for an Android version later this year), it can potentially reach an enormous audience out of the gate, rather than facing the scale issues of a more specialized AR or VR hardware platform.
Niantic is working with Qualcomm on augmented reality glasses
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pmsocialmedia · 5 years ago
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Octi launches a social network built around augmented reality
Octi has created a new social network that uses augmented reality to connect the act of seeing your friends in real life with viewing digital content like their favorite YouTube videos and Spotify songs.
When I wrote about the startup in 2018, it was building AR technology that could do a better job of recognizing the human body and movement. Last week, co-founder and CEO Justin Fuisz (pictured above) told me that this was “a really cool feature,” but that Octi’s investors pushed him “to do more, go deeper.”
Speaking of those investors, the startup says it’s now raised $12 million in funding (including a previously announced seed round of $7.5 million) from Live Nation, Anheuser-Busch InBev, Peter Diamandis’ Bold Capital Partners, Human Ventures, I2BF, Tom Conrad, Scott Belsky and Josh Kushner.
Last week, Fuisz demonstrated what he now sees as Octi’s “mic drop” moment — opening the new app and pointing his iPhone camera at a colleague. The app quickly recognized her, allowing Fuisz to send her a friend request. And once the request was accepted, could Fuisz look at her through the camera again, where she was surrounded by a floating “belt” of virtual items that she’d created with videos, songs and photos.
Octi also allows you to include fun effects and stickers. Your friends can change your profile too, making you wear a funny hat or giving you a rousing theme song for the day.
To create a facial recognition experience that’s fast and simple, Fuisz said that Octi’s powered by a “neural network on the edge,” allowing the app to process images on the device (rather than uploading them to the cloud) in a privacy-friendly way.
He said the company has taken other steps to optimize the process, like prioritizing friends-of-friends rather than searching through the faces of everyone in the network, resulting in an app that can identify a friend in as little as 20 milliseconds.
While Octi allows you to view friends’ profiles remotely, it’s worth emphasizing that the core experience is meant to be in-person. In fact, the company provided a statement from analyst Rich Greenfield in which he described the app as “an impressive technology that gives teens a compelling reason to be present and communicate with their phones, while gathered with their closest friends.”
I wondered whether a new social dynamic also provides new opportunities for harassment and bullying, but Fuisz noted that for now, Octi profiles and belts are only visible to friends that you’ve approved. So if one of your connections is doing something you don’t like, “You just say goodbye. That’s it. That’s a simple way of dealing with it.”
Fuisz added that this initial version provides a foundation for many more experiences: “There’s endless opportunity for games and other fun things you can do.”
Ultimately, he’s hoping to turn this into a WeChat-style platform for outside developers to build social tools and content. And since Octi works on iPhone 7 and above (with plans for an Android version later this year), it can potentially reach an enormous audience out of the gate, rather than facing the scale issues of a more specialized AR or VR hardware platform.
Niantic is working with Qualcomm on augmented reality glasses
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Febuwhump day 1! Starting off with light whump in the form of rewriting [or more reframing it with more of Brain's terror shown through his thoughts] of the jungle episode. Enjoy!
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Octi launches a social network built around augmented reality
Octi has created a new social network that uses augmented reality to connect the act of seeing your friends in real life with viewing digital content like their favorite YouTube videos and Spotify songs.
When I wrote about the startup in 2018, it was building AR technology that could do a better job of recognizing the human body and movement. Last week, co-founder and CEO Justin Fuisz (pictured above) told me that this was “a really cool feature,” but that Octi’s investors pushed him “to do more, go deeper.”
Speaking of those investors, the startup says it’s now raised $12 million in funding (including a previously announced seed round of $7.5 million) from Live Nation, Anheuser-Busch InBev, Peter Diamandis’ Bold Capital Partners, Human Ventures, I2BF, Tom Conrad, Scott Belsky and Josh Kushner.
Last week, Fuisz demonstrated what he now sees as Octi’s “mic drop” moment — opening the new app and pointing his iPhone camera at a colleague. The app quickly recognized her, allowing Fuisz to send her a friend request. And once the request was accepted, could Fuisz look at her through the camera again, where she was surrounded by a floating “belt” of virtual items that she’d created with videos, songs and photos.
Octi also allows you to include fun effects and stickers. Your friends can change your profile too, making you wear a funny hat or giving you a rousing theme song for the day.
To create a facial recognition experience that’s fast and simple, Fuisz said that Octi’s powered by a “neural network on the edge,” allowing the app to process images on the device (rather than uploading them to the cloud) in a privacy-friendly way.
He said the company has taken other steps to optimize the process, like prioritizing friends-of-friends rather than searching through the faces of everyone in the network, resulting in an app that can identify a friend in as little as 20 milliseconds.
While Octi allows you to view friends’ profiles remotely, it’s worth emphasizing that the core experience is meant to be in-person. In fact, the company provided a statement from analyst Rich Greenfield in which he described the app as “an impressive technology that gives teens a compelling reason to be present and communicate with their phones, while gathered with their closest friends.”
I wondered whether a new social dynamic also provides new opportunities for harassment and bullying, but Fuisz noted that for now, Octi profiles and belts are only visible to friends that you’ve approved. So if one of your connections is doing something you don’t like, “You just say goodbye. That’s it. That’s a simple way of dealing with it.”
Fuisz added that this initial version provides a foundation for many more experiences: “There’s endless opportunity for games and other fun things you can do.”
Ultimately, he’s hoping to turn this into a WeChat-style platform for outside developers to build social tools and content. And since Octi works on iPhone 7 and above (with plans for an Android version later this year), it can potentially reach an enormous audience out of the gate, rather than facing the scale issues of a more specialized AR or VR hardware platform.
Niantic is working with Qualcomm on augmented reality glasses
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Octi launches a social network built around augmented reality
Octi has created a new social network that uses augmented reality to connect the act of seeing your friends in real life with viewing digital content like their favorite YouTube videos and Spotify songs.
When I wrote about the startup in 2018, it was building AR technology that could do a better job of recognizing the human body and movement. Last week, co-founder and CEO Justin Fuisz (pictured above) told me that this was “a really cool feature,” but that Octi’s investors pushed him “to do more, go deeper.”
Speaking of those investors, the startup says it’s now raised $12 million in funding (including a previously announced seed round of $7.5 million) from Live Nation, Anheuser-Busch InBev, Peter Diamandis’ Bold Capital Partners, Human Ventures, I2BF, Day One Ventures, Tom Conrad, Scott Belsky and Josh Kushner.
Last week, Fuisz demonstrated what he now sees as Octi’s “mic drop” moment — opening the new app and pointing his iPhone camera at a colleague. The app quickly recognized her, allowing Fuisz to send her a friend request. And once the request was accepted, could Fuisz look at her through the camera again, where she was surrounded by a floating “belt” of virtual items that she’d created with videos, songs and photos.
Octi also allows you to include fun effects and stickers. Your friends can change your profile too, making you wear a funny hat or giving you a rousing theme song for the day.
To create a facial recognition experience that’s fast and simple, Fuisz said that Octi’s powered by a “neural network on the edge,” allowing the app to process images on the device (rather than uploading them to the cloud) in a privacy-friendly way.
He said the company has taken other steps to optimize the process, like prioritizing friends-of-friends rather than searching through the faces of everyone in the network, resulting in an app that can identify a friend in as little as 20 milliseconds.
While Octi allows you to view friends’ profiles remotely, it’s worth emphasizing that the core experience is meant to be in-person. In fact, the company provided a statement from analyst Rich Greenfield in which he described the app as “an impressive technology that gives teens a compelling reason to be present and communicate with their phones, while gathered with their closest friends.”
I wondered whether a new social dynamic also provides new opportunities for harassment and bullying, but Fuisz noted that for now, Octi profiles and belts are only visible to friends that you’ve approved. So if one of your connections is doing something you don’t like, “You just say goodbye. That’s it. That’s a simple way of dealing with it.”
Fuisz added that this initial version provides a foundation for many more experiences: “There’s endless opportunity for games and other fun things you can do.”
Ultimately, he’s hoping to turn this into a WeChat-style platform for outside developers to build social tools and content. And since Octi works on iPhone 7 and above (with plans for an Android version later this year), it can potentially reach an enormous audience out of the gate, rather than facing the scale issues of a more specialized AR or VR hardware platform.
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The gadgets that refuse to die
Or is it? Turns out, it doesn’t have to be. Sometimes, if they garner enough of a fanbase, it’s possible for so-called obsolete gadgets to get a second lease on life. Sometimes, thanks to the combination of open-source software and a passionate community, beloved gadgets can live on for years after they’ve supposedly run their course.
Rebble: Pebble’s Return
One of the best examples of that is the Pebble. Having raised over $10 million on Kickstarter, the smartwatch effectively put the crowdfunding site on the map (it remained the most funded project on Kickstarter for years). And that was just the original; subsequent iterations like the Pebble Time and the Pebble 2 would also break Kickstarter records. The latter raised over $12 million while the former raised a whopping $20 million, and is still the number one most funded project on Kickstarter to this day. Despite the arrival of the Apple Watch and Android Wear, it’s clear that Pebble had a devout following.
David Groom, known online as “ishotjr,” was one of them. He was an early backer, and eventually acquired every single Pebble device that he could get his hands on. When the company announced that third-party developers could create smart straps for the Pebble Time, he was especially excited. “I was like, no way,” Groom, a self-described hardware hacker, told Engadget. “I could interface my Pebble with an Arduino and stuff! I was freaking out.” He was so excited about it that he traveled all the way from his home in Ann Arbor, Michigan to a hackathon in Boulder, Colorado. The long trip was worth it, however, because he wound up winning the contest. “That was the turning point. I met all the Pebble people, and everyone was so awesome. I was deep in it.”
Groom ended up throwing himself into the Pebble community. He helped organize local events, curated the app store, and even co-authored a book on Pebble development. “I was doing the maximum amount of Pebble stuff I could,” he said. He would also spend a lot of time in Pebble-related Slack and Discord channels. “We have this community, mostly thanks to Pebble’s amazing developer relations team.”
In late 2016, however, the tide turned. Groom and his friends heard of layoffs at Pebble, as well as rumors that it would be shutting down. Then the news broke of the Fitbit acquisition. “That really accelerated the level of freakouts,” he said. “We all panicked.” After all, a smartwatch isn’t much use if the apps won’t work.
But instead of suffering quietly, the Pebble developer community took action. “We were downloading everything we could,” said Groom. “People wrote scripts to grab all the SDK, the documentation, all of it.” Two days later, Rebble, a resource site for all things Pebble, was born. In Rebble’s inaugural blog post, Groom wrote: “The aim of Rebble is to bring the many disparate efforts under a single banner, concentrating energy and enthusiasm to maximize the likelihood of continuance and resurgence of Pebble as a platform.” From then on, the crew got to work reverse engineering APIs, writing documentation and attempting to build a new home for users.
Fitbit did support existing Pebble devices for a while, but the company ultimately pulled the plug on June 30th 2018. Mere months before that, however, Groom and co. introduced Rebble Web Services, a replacement for Pebble’s soon-to-be shut down servers. Surprisingly, Rebble even worked with Fitbit to make the transition as smooth as possible.
Katharine Berry, a Rebble co-founder, said in a blog post that the team was grateful for Fitbit’s support: “[Fitbit has] been keeping the Pebble servers running even longer than they’d originally announced, and they’ve given us some needed extra time to come up with a solution for you. If Fitbit had not purchased Pebble, it’s likely that the Pebble servers would have shut down with no notice at all.”
Several years later, and the Rebble website is still going strong, with over a hundred or so users still making use of their Pebbles. Rebble is able to keep it all going thanks to Patreon donations and the work of a handful of volunteers. When asked what sort of technical skill I’d need to load Rebble onto my Pebble, Groom said all I needed was the ability to click on a link. “There’s a how-to section and an FAQ as well,” he added. There’s even customer support. “We have a whole customer service system,” Groom said. “There’s a support ticket system, and a Discord channel where people can ask for help.”
Chumby’s resurrection
Pebble is not the only gadget that has survived long past its expiration date. Remember the Chumby? The cute smart alarm clock debuted in 2006, long before Amazon revealed its Echo Show smart display. It offered quick, glanceable information like the weather, Facebook and Twitter posts, RSS feeds, digital photos and video streams. “The Chumby was introduced shortly after WiFi was introduced,” Andrew “bunnie” Huang, Chumby’s founder, told Engadget. “To rewind to those times, there were no smartphones, and if you wanted to use your computer away from your desk, it meant dragging an ethernet cord to your bedside.”
Despite its adorable nature, the Chumby was really more of a proof-of-concept for the underlying software which was meant to be run on TVs as well as PCs. In fact, Sony used a modified Chumby OS for the now-defunct Sony Dash, which was similarly dubbed as a “personal internet viewer” designed to sit on your nightstand.
With the recession in 2008 and the arrival of the iPhone, Chumby’s days were numbered. Plus, instead of using Javascript/HTML5 for its widget framework, it used Adobe Flashlite, which grew out of favor with developers; Adobe eventually retired support for it. Still, Huang said that nearly 100,000 Chumby units were sold (Sony Dash sales, however, are unknown). Without the service, they would be effectively useless.
But this was another case where a beloved gadget found new life. Duane Maxwell, who was the CTO and one of the founders of Chumby, continued to support it long after Chumby ceased operations in 2012. As the primary author of the control panel, he said he knew more about the overall system than pretty much anyone associated with the company.
“A couple of volunteers, including myself, continued to manage the system for about a year until the money ran out to support the back end,” Maxwell told Engadget in an email. “There was a company hired by the creditors that was supposed to sell the assets of the company, and although they did manage to find buyers for the furniture etc, they did not have the expertise to sell the intellectual property or electronics.”
So, Maxwell formed a company called Blue Octy LLC, and made a cash offer to the shareholders. It was accepted, which gave him ownership of the physical servers as well as the software, domains, databases, documentation, trademarks and copyright. After some time completely rewriting the backend to “more contemporary software standards” he’s managed to update about 100 widgets and added almost 30 more.
“By the time I was done, from a user-facing standpoint, the new system was functionally identical to the original Chumby backend service,” said Maxwell. That said, it cost a lot of money to host the server and keep it running, and he was only one person. So, he created a tiered subscription. If all you wanted to do with your Chumby was to use it as a cute alarm clock that played music, there was no cost. But as soon as you wanted to add widgets back into the mix, that would cost $3 a month. Thankfully, that subscription is per user, so if you had more than one device, that price would cover all of them.
“We also provide email support and occasionally repair devices,” said Maxwell. “The new system came online in 2014 and has been running continuously since.” When Sony discontinued the Dash, Maxwell was able to allow Dash owners to use its service too.
Further, Maxwell’s wife manages “The Chumby Store,” which sells replacement parts such as power supplies. “Some users donate devices they no longer want, which we refurbish and sell as well. Those folks that don’t want subscriptions, but still want to provide financial support can also buy charms, stickers and other swag.”
The night of the living dead… gadget
The Pebble and Chumby are just two examples of so-called obsolete gadgets that have been brought back to life. There was the Nabaztag, a WiFi-enabled robotic bunny released in 2005 that conveyed information through wiggling its ears, changing colors and making sounds. It officially died in 2011 when the Mindscape company ended support for it, though it was resurrected later through open source means. Last year, the original design team even ran a successful crowdfunding campaign to bring the Raspberry Pi-based version of it back to production. Still, this appears to be a one-time project, and it’s also clearly meant for those with quite a bit of technical know-how.
Then there’s Berg’s Little Printer, which was a strange yet adorable internet-connected receipt printer that debuted in 2012 but shuttered in 2014. The idea behind this quirky gadget was that you could print out the weather report, to-do lists and your daily schedule, all on physical paper with little fuss and low cost. Berg did turn the printer’s commercial code into an open online platform called Sirius, but unless you had some technical knowledge, your Little Printer was still a brick. In 2019, however, a company called Nord Projects resurrected it with a brand new iOS app plus a new feature: you could use it to send and receive messages from other Little Printers. Think of it as a text, but in physical form. At the point of this writing, the service still seems to be up and running, so existing Little Printer users can try it out if they wish.
There are likely other devices that have survived obsolescence — maybe even some of your favorites — but they’re obviously a pretty rare phenomenon. For the most part, we still caution most consumers that their favorite connected gadget won’t last. But who knows, if its fanbase is passionate enough, and if there’s someone out there willing to spend time and energy keeping it alive, then it might be worth it to hold on to your old gadgets just a little while longer. Not only is that good for the environment, it’s good for the pocketbook too. It could even mean a less cluttered junk drawer.
Images: Engadget (Pebble watch); Getty Images (Chumby with coffee): All others are press images.
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