#obviously of those two idiots ;P

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also the version without speech bubbles has already been posted on the boop! day ;)

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E and Top Gun Fusion - Hangster & Icemav [part 5]

[Before the GunTop Agency Debacle –unofficially called the Wingvorce by Ice and Mav's colleagues–, when they were still partners.]

Agent Iceman invites his partner, Agent Maverick, to dinner. It’s supposedly to celebrate the latest accomplished mission, but it’s in fact a date. They’re in a cute little Mexican restaurant, eating spicy food.

Maverick is talking excitedly about what happened during the mission, when both agents were separated, and Mav ended up in a fight with a MiG agent. Iceman is listening, a bit distractedly, to his love partner while drinking a lemon juice. (He’s not particularly fond of spicy food, however, he’s fond of –t–his spicy-loving dumbass.)

Mav: …and we were in the men toilets, smashing the doors and everything. And then I did him good, Ice, very good. I double-fisted him real hard!

Ice is doing a very good impression of a spitting alpaca on a poor waiter who came to ask them if they wanted a dessert.

Ice: YOU DID WHAT?!

Mav: Yeah, you know, the double-fist move. I got tone and knocked him out quickly after that.

Ice, relieved: Yeah. Of course. Thank fuck… Well done, Mav. Do you want a dessert?

Mav: Sure. I want the fried thingies with the milk jam.

Ice to the server: dos raciones de churros con dulce de leche y chocolate, por fa.

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5]

[pepperyduck]

“parenting class” with kei tsukishima

this is part six of my kinktober event :3

word count: 1.5k

warnings: nsfw, timeskip tsukishima, breeding, talks about pregnancy, tsukki is maybe a little bit bad!, finishing inside, unprotected p in v. 18+ mdni!

notes: who tf was gonna tell me pregnancy scares are real

kinktober masterlist | masterlist

kei tsukishima didn’t know what had come over him.

personally, he blamed that stupid parenting class that was required, for some reason. kei thought it was idiotic, but he needed it to graduate. and they absolutely doomed him when they put both of you in class together.

there was something about you, his sweet, beautiful and kind girlfriend that had already won his heart a million times over, doing things that a mom would do. of course, they provided those dumb dolls that cried and stuff—but you seemed to be able to calm the robot baby down instantly. the smallest appearance of a smile came over his face when you’d bounce the doll in your arms, or feed it the fake food.

god forbid when they made you wear that horrible pregnancy vest, because it gave your boyfriend terribly amazing imagery of what you’d actually look like carrying his child. maybe he was weird for it, but after the few weeks of that class was over, kei couldn’t stop himself from only thinking about one thing;

getting you pregnant.

he hadn’t ever been the dad type, until now.

“do you want kids?” tsukishima had asked you, all the while focused on a homework assignment. the question was one you hadn’t talked about before. it took you by surprise, obviously, and you wondered if it was something your tsukki wanted, too.

“if you want them, yeah.”

and that reply is what led kei to his current position, deciding between two ways the both of your lives could go. but as you laid there in his dorm room, trapped under his arms, all the excuses he could make for what he was about to do ran through his head. both of you were adults, set to graduate college in a few months, along with jobs lined up the second you got your diplomas. he already had a ring for you, he’d decided he was going to marry you a long time ago—

what did he have to lose?

“are you okay? you seem out of it, tsukki,” you say, running your fingers through your boyfriend’s blond locks. you had been waiting for a few minutes now, and all kei was doing was staring down at you, the look in his eyes gradually shifting over time.

“mhm.” is the only reply you get out of him, but he finally starts to move his eyes up and down your face, skimming over your lips and soft cheeks. kei felt like he could moan aloud when you wrap your arms behind his neck and lean up to give him a small peck.

he loved how sweet you were to him, a stark contrast in his own personality. he was never one to show affection in many ways, but you made up for it with the amount of affection you gave him. you had kei wrapped around your little finger, and boy, did he know it.

wrapping your legs around his waist, you pull kei in impossibly closer, the warmth in between your legs now was prodded at by the tent in your boyfriend’s boxers. kei harshly sucks air through his teeth at the pressure, absentmindedly rutting against you, feeling your panties and the dampness behind them, absolutely soaked. kei could tell.

“i don’t have a condom,” he remarks, subtly watching how you’d react.

“oh—um, it’s okay,” you reply almost instantaneously, “i’m on birth control, tsukki.”

damn it.

tsukishima nods his head, leaning up to allow space for the both of you to strip away the clothing that was keeping him from being inside of you. scooting back on the bed, you allow him room to join you. kei climbs up on the mattress with you, slotting himself between your already spread thighs, cock immediately pressing against the warm wetness of your cunt. you whine at the teasing, though it isn’t intentional, and kei hushes your noises with a sweet kiss.

as your lips lock and your skin becomes warmer at your lover’s contact, kei’s slender hands come to grab under your thighs, situating you in a rather unexplored position—a mating press. his head draws back again, just to take in the sight of you; in his shirt, and rather everything else completely exposed to him. the small light coming from his desk lamp illuminates you perfectly, shows off how soft you are to kei, the perfect body to carry his kids—

“kei,” you whine, “are you sure you’re okay?” your question is half concern and half desperation, wanting him to either move or tell you he isn’t horny; though, the raging erection he has would say otherwise. “if you don’t wanna do it, we don’t have to—oh!”

your rambling is cut off by a harsh thrust inside, kei wasting no time to completely insert himself into you. he was never one to be too rough, maybe a little erratic, but never completely silent and impatient. you can tell there is no patience left in your boyfriend, with how he immediately begins a grueling, fast pace, slamming his length into you with unrelenting force. your pretty little brain, usually so sweet and composed, has no time to think about what’s got him so worked up, because he has you yelping out within only a few seconds.

“kei—kei!” you chant his name, it’s falling off your lips like a routine prayer, stuck on loop like a broken record.

kei’s knees dig into the fabric of his sheets, his thighs completely straightened, and it feels like he is using every bit of strength to wind his hips up and violently slam them back into you. becoming so fond of this position, you can feel him in new depths, as the slit of his cock taps – no, angrily impales – your cervix. he’s no longer calculated, or sweet, whatever had gotten into kei had made the man completely animalistic.

syrupy, soaked walls clamp around his length ridiculously tighter with every meeting of your hips, and you mewl. the first remnants of sweat creep on your boyfriend’s hairline, his glasses are beginning to slip down his nose, he’s almost silently panting. when your eyes aren’t squeezed shut, you can see the blank, mean expression settled on tsukishima’s features; it wasn’t a softened version of his face like normal.

“feels s’good, tsukki!” you manage to stammer out, arms flailing to the pillow you rested your head on to hold.

“yeah?” followed by a grunt is the only reply, the only words tsukki has given you the entire interaction. he usually liked to tease you, or have more remarks when you babbled on about how good he felt. but no, not now. not when he could feel himself getting closer from the death grip your pussy has on him, not when he can feel himself about to knock you up. “look at me.”

your eyes shoot open, despite the signals from your body telling you to keep them closed, lose yourself in the pleasure. you wouldn’t dare to disobey your boyfriend, not like this. so, of course, you lock your eyes with his, his cock still bullying its way deeper into you. kei savors the scrunched up, dirty look on your face, that of one he hasn’t seen before.

were you enjoying this that much? even if you didn’t know his intentions, were you finding pleasure in the thought of getting pregnant now, by him?

“i’m gonna finish inside,” kei states, and it’s not a request, nor a demand. it’s a simple statement, something he is going to do. you’re able to notice the passion, the need in his voice. and you think, for just a moment, that you understand his intentions.

however, the rough pounding he’s giving you leaves no time for thought.

“mm—finish in me, tsukki,” you motivate him, trying your damnedest to maintain the eye contact with him, “m’gonna cum too!” your voice pitches higher, and kei’s sure whoever’s trying to sleep on the other side of the wall probably hates him right now. but he doesn’t really care, no. he’s determined.

“yeah? close, hmm?” tsukishima teases, finally, in between heavy pants. you nod your head pathetically, not even asking for permission as you clench around him again and cum all over his cock. he’s learned you so well, he can tell when you cum, and he only speeds up the pace of his thrusting to fuck you through it.

at the sound of your pretty noises, kei loses himself, letting the feeling inside snap. thick, white ropes of his cum fly out and stick to your insides, you can feel the extra warmth from it all—it’s hotter than your insides, somehow. even as his pace slows, the thrusts remain just as hard; fucking into you all the way, he’s overstimulating the both of you. all for his greedy, reckless desires.

something had gotten into kei tsukishima, and he knew what it was now. it was all an insatiable, needy scratch inside his brain, only to be helped when in a few weeks, you take that plastic test in the bathroom of his dorm, and those two pink lines show up. he’d only be helped then.

[uglypastels]

Logan x reader where the reader is scott's younger sister and they're in a secret relationship because she's younger/obviously doesn't want her brother to know. Maybe Scott tries to set her up with someone else or she gets hurt on a mission or something because she got too cocky and everything comes to the surfaces. Sorry I know that's now very descriptive🙈

no don't be sorry this was perfect, if not giving me too much to word with lol. this is so great I wasn't really sure how to incorporate all the elements, but I hope what I managed to do was still good. I certainly had a lot of fun writing it lol. also, apologies if there are some dumb mistakes/errors. i am so sleep deprived but just really wanted to post this before going to bed.

warning: Smut 18+ only. MDNI. no condom [wrap it before you tap it pls]. p in v. fingering. swearing. degradation ["slut" is used]. accidentally almost public stuff. quickie. sub/dom dynamic. un/intentional cockblocking.

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‘Oh my god,’ you moaned out as Logan pressed you against the wall of the small janitor’s closet. It was too cliché to even think about it. And who would have ever expected the Academy to have a janitor’s closet? If you thought about it, it was almost as if the universe wanted you to take this opportunity and hook up with him in the little cubby.

The second you saw him that morning in his loose-fitted long-sleeve and those boot-cut jeans, the only thing you could think about for the rest of the day was how much you needed him. You had managed to survive past noon, and then you had to go and stumble into the garage and catch him working on his motorbike.

His long-sleeve was discarded to reveal the white, now slightly dirty, tank top. His arms were toned and tanned. You watched him just long enough for him to notice your presence, then to grab the towel hanging from his back pocket and wipe his hands clean. 

‘C’mere, Princess,’ he called you over with two fingers, and you almost felt like you had gained the ability to float so quickly had you made your way over to him. Next thing you know, he had picked you up, his hands firmly on your ass, yours in his hair, and your lips colliding in a passionate crash of a kiss. 

‘Fuck, I missed this,’ you moaned out in a desperate moment to catch a breath with your chest already heaving. ‘Missed you.’ You kissed the corner of his mouth, getting the most satisfaction at how a smile formed in the spot where your lips touched him. Neither of you could help yourselves. The urges you felt were nearly animalistic, but when you were around him, you also felt like you were up in the clouds, feeling light as a feather and giddy like an idiot. The need for him was coursing through your veins. 

‘Mmm, I know, sugar,’ his voice came deep from his throat in a growl full of yearning. ‘Gonna let me have my way with you, yeah?’

All you could respond with was a desperate moan. So caught up in the delicious feeling of his body against yours, that you nearly missed the beeping announcement of the garage doors opening. You would have gone on unaware of anything going on around you if it wasn’t for Logan pulling away and setting you back on the ground. It was like a switch flipped on inside your brain, and just in time, as the doors opened and a car drove up as you took your precautionary steps away from Logan, who had gone back to working on his bike. 

The car halted in its designated parking spot, and you weren’t surprised to find your older brother, Scott, stepping out of it. Only he would have such perfectly unfortunate timing.

‘Hi Scott,’ you tried to sound chipper about bumping into him, and absolutely not like he had just interrupted a much-needed make-out session with your boyfriend that he knew nothing about. How you had managed to keep it a secret for all these months, you had no idea. 

‘Hey,’ he smiled politely you way, as he had already made his way to the exit. As always, you couldn’t see his eyes through the red glasses he wore, and yet you could tell exactly where he was looking at with that judgemental look of his. But Logan didn’t pay him any attention, which might have even been the bigger insult than if he had quipped something your brother’s way. You knew he wanted to, though, but you also knew that he didn’t want to insult your brother right in front of you. 

You waited for Scott to walk out of the room, but to your surprise, your brother turned around to you. ‘Are you coming?’

‘She was about to.’ You heard Logan mumble under his breath as he… You weren’t sure what exactly he was doing with that bike with the screwdriver. You never understood much of mechanics.

‘Uhm, yeah,’ you responded, ‘I uhh– I just wanted to ask Logan something. I’ll just be a moment.’

‘No, I’ll see you later, bub,’ Logan caught you off guard. ‘This might still take a while and I don’t want to keep you waiting.’

‘Oh, ok.’ You pushed the disappointment off your face before you started walking to the exit where Scott stood, still none the wiser. As soon as you walked into the corridor, you made up an excuse to go the other way and walked as fast as you could without making it necessarily suspicious if he had glanced your way.

The hours that followed went by painfully slow. You kept your eye out for Logan, but he was nowhere to be seen all afternoon. Dinner had come and gone, and you were returning to your room, already having made your peace with the fact that today was simply one of those days where fate kept you apart.

And exactly at that moment, Logan turned the corner.

‘Where the hell were you all day?’ you questioned, annoyed, but no matter how angry you pretended to be, the grin on your face at the sight of your boyfriend was quite clear in meaning.

‘I did have stuff to finish on my bike.’ He took a few large strides your way, ‘and then some kids needed help with something.’

‘Aww, that’s sweet.’ You leaned into him, your chin on his chest, as you looked up into his eyes.

‘Don’t act too surprised, Princess.’ His arms immediately wove themselves around your waist, and you slowly leaned for a kiss. It was risky to do this in an open hallway where anyone could walk in, but in the moment, you couldn’t care less. You just wanted to feel him, all over you. The desperation for it grew with each second and was ready to explode. 

That was all in theory, of course, since as soon as you heard any threat, the risk-taking daredevil part of you immediately hid, and you were looking for an escape route. It was two pairs of footsteps this time that echoed through the hallways. You cursed under your breath. 

Just your luck to be standing next to a door. Trying its limits again, you pulled down at the door handle and sighed with relief as it opened. You quickly slipped inside, pulling Logan in behind you by the hand. He closed the door back behind him just in time as the footsteps, which you now recognised to be Scott and Jean’s, along with their voices, moved across the spot where you had just been standing.

‘Are they—’ but your question never was finished, as your lips were caught in a haste kiss. It was pitch black in the tiny room, but you heard Logan pull the lightbulb cord. The next thing you know, the faint yellow light illuminated what you now recognised to be the janitor’s cubby. A closet large enough to fit a large shelfcase filled with cleaning products, buckets, and towels. But Logan needed no time to orientate himself. He was already all over you. One hand pinning your leg up against his upper thigh, leading you against the wall. 

‘Oh my god,’ you moaned out as you felt the pressure and structure of the room against your shoulders, Logan’s chest against yours. His hand stroke up and down your leg, squeezing at the soft flesh of your ass.

‘Wanna be my good little girl?’ Logan growled into your ear.

‘Yes,’ you whined, desperate for more than just his kiss. ‘Fuck, yes.’

‘Want me to fuck your tight little pussy, sugar? Just like you’ve been begging me for? What you say, you little slut?’ At the sound of his words, all of yours simply escaped you and so you could only respond in a series of moans and whines. All sounds that brought Logan immense joy and arousal. ‘Yeah, thought so.’ It had been a very conscious choice you had made that morning by wearing a skirt. Not that you had expected to end the day in this closet, but you were sure it would end somewhere in Logan’s grip. And so you were fully prepared. 

His fingers smoothed over your panties, pressing over your slit, feeling the material get soaked through just that one simple touch. But it wasn’t enough. For either you or him. He kept toying with you for a few more minutes, never crossing the material barrier of your underwear, long strokes up and down, pushing in closer, almost as if nothing was there to separate you. 

‘Please,’ you cried out, ‘baby, please. I need–’

‘What do you need, sweetheart? C’mon, use your words?’ God, you hated when he got so cocky. You could never take much of his teasing. Then again, you weren’t in here to exactly last long. 

‘Need your fingers. Please.’ 

‘Good girl,’ he kissed your forehead, snapped the band of your underwear to make you whine so prettily as he loved, and pulled the panties down your legs. 

Another filthy moan left you as his fingers slowly filled you up. The expletives rolled off your tongue in the rhythm of his thrusts. He kept a steady pace, and one that left you shaking against him. So much so that soon enough, he had to hold you up by the arm, pinning you down even harder. One leg propped up high for even easier access to his favourite part of you. 

‘Such a good slut, taking anything I give you, anywhere I want you.’ His voice could practically get you over the edge alone, and he knew that well enough on his own, and so he kept talking. ‘Can’t wait to get my hard cock in you, Princess. Gonna fill you up so good. Fuck. Just you wait—’

‘No, please,’ you cried out.

‘What’s that? My girl can’t wait a few more minutes for her cock?’ He kissed your neck so ferociously it was more like his teeth grazing over the sensitive skin, and the sensation left shivers down your whole body. He raised his mouth up to directly speak against your ear.

‘So fucking desperate. Wish you could see yourself now. Just know you’d do anything for me, wouldn’t you?’ He punctuated the question with one final deep thrust of his large fingers. ‘You gonna cum? No, no, no. Not yet. You’re gonna let me have my fun first, isn’t that right?’

‘Yes.’ was all you managed to say. Then his lips clashed with yours in another of your sloppy kisses. Your hands found themselves in his hair for the second time that day, and you already felt yourself falling into bliss, and that was all without even the feeling of his length finally pushing deep in you. If only you could scream the pleasure you felt. But for now, in the closet, you would make due by digging your nails into his shoulder. That, in turn, only got Logan more riled up as his thrust grew in pace. He hit all your right spots evenly, hard and deep. If he kept going like that, and you were sure he would, you didn’t know just how much longer you would last.

‘Fuck, I’m gonna–’ your voice was breathy and out of focus, as all that was on your mind was him inside you. 

‘Yeah, c’mon, sweetheart, come for me. Come all over my cock.’ he growled the words with the same intensity and desperation for release you felt.

You were so close. Just ready to burst. Moment away when—

When suddenly, a knock on the other side of the door halted the both of you. In a sudden moment, everything washed away with the power of a tsunami. Leaving nothing behind but emptiness.

Someone cleared their throat. Someone who you could already recognise from that simple gesture. 

‘Alright, it’s past curfew, lovebirds, knock it out.’ You could hear in your brother’s voice just how uncomfortable he was by catching two, what he assumed to be students, clearly hooking up. Your guess was that the room had not been as soundproof as you imagined a cubby to be. Or you were that much louder. 

You looked up at Logan, who had already started zipping up his jeans. There was another firm knock on the door.

Well, if Scott had already felt embarrassed, you were about to make it ten times worse.

the end.

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[dearsnow]

TAKE A BITE

- your best friends challenge you to bring the hottest guy at the bar home, and you can’t manage to say no. (jake “hangman” seresin x fem!reader, random original female characters for plot purposes, ⚠️ alcohol, 18+!! adult content, p in v, jake being a sweetheart for once, I’M BEGGING PLEASE BE 18)

word count: 3,033

a/n - dipping my toe into the adult writing scene for once 😚 i have no idea if this is good or not bc my only experience is one commission i did a long time ago and a half-finished fic from a year ago, so i hope it’s satisfactory. jake is also an unexpected visitor but everyone has their moments <3

“So…” Kaiya drawls, drawing along the rim of her condensation-covered glass, “because no one here seems to want to put themselves out there,” there’s a pointed glance at you, “I propose a challenge.”

Sandy squints at her suspiciously. Kaiya always comes up with the most outrageous schemes, usually drawing in you and the rest of your friend group. “What are you thinking?” She asks.

Kaiya’s manicured nail taps on the table. “We each pick a guy, one that individual thinks is the hottest at the bar— first come first serve, of course. And then we take them home. Anyone that’s successful gets next week’s drinks paid for by the rest of us.”

You roll your eyes. She’s a looker, for sure, which is likely the only reason she proposed something like this. She could get with any guy in a hundred mile radius with her luscious black curls and babydoll cheeks. “Are you sure you aren’t just doing this because you don’t want to pay for yourself?”

Kaiya puts one hand to her mouth, eyes widened in comical horror. “I would never! I just want what’s best for my dear friends.” She exclaims, batting her eyes. Sandy laughs in her own charming way. Sandy is cute, sweet. She’d also have no problem taking her pick.

“I want that one.” Kaiya says, pointing at a tall man with shortly cropped curls. From the looks of it, he’s exactly her type; confident, quick-witted, and evidently skilled as he nails a dart throw.

Sandy pretends to squint around the bar before throwing a thumb over her freckled shoulder. “Buzz cut. I like that in a man.” You peer around her, taking in a nice-looking guy with tanned skin.

“And you?” Kaiya asks, reaching out to thumb at the strap of your top. Her small look of concern makes you remember why you’re her friend in the first place.

She’s always looking out for you, always finding opportunities for you to shine when she is so obviously the star. After you broke up with your boyfriend for some unsavory reasons, she resumed her role as your rock. Even now, she wants you to get over what’s in the past. You curse yourself for even considering that she was being selfish.

You look around the crowded bar, eyes scanning over heaps of mildly attractive Navy and civilian men. You’re about to just pick the closest one before your gaze stops on a person who almost immediately takes your breath away. He’s exactly, exactly what you pictured your dream guy to look like.

Kaiya follows your line of sight and smiles. “Let’s get them, tigers.”

“Alright,” You say, standing as your chair creaks from under you, “I’ll take a bite.”

You lean against the cool counter of the bar, smiling at the bartender. The man you picked out has a beer in his hand and a certain swagger in how he scopes out the room. “Could I have one of those, please?” You ask the woman behind the bar, looking pointedly at the guy. She looks at you with a knowing smile, handing you the drink.

“You have good taste.” Your pick says, his voice heavy with a drawl. His green eyes glance down at the drink in your hand, then up to your face. You swear you almost see him lick his lips.

“So do you.” You respond simply. “What’s your name?”

“Jake, but if one of those idiots asks, it’s Hangman.” He nods over to a group of men by the pool table. In a passing flash, you notice the two your friends picked out mingling. How could this one squad have so many attractive people? “I saw you with your friends a bit ago. I have to say, though, you’re more my type. Not that they aren’t nice girls.”

You take a sip of your drink, eyebrows quirked. His arms are basically bulging out of his Navy attire, and you struggle to keep your eyes off of them. Decidedly, you try teasing him, pushing the boundaries of flirting. “You’re my type too. More than the one with the mustache, but he’s not so bad.”

His smile crinkles his eyes, and you think you might swoon. This is good, you tell yourself. It feels good. It’s a bit awkward, with just the slightest bit of tension, but you’re warming up; you just got out of a relationship for god’s sake.

“Trust me, sugar, however good you think he is, I’m better.” He punctuates his sentence with a wink.

You’re drop dead gorgeous, he thinks. Jake meets gorgeous women every day, but not one has made his heart beat just as fast. When you smile up at him through your lashes, he’s done for. Locked, loaded, and done for.

“You’re that confident, hm?” You muse, setting your beer down on the counter. It took a great deal of complacency to not throw yourself at him and wrap yourself in his large hands. He swipes a bead of water off of your bottle, and you think all sorts of things. His fingers dripping, his face hot and sweaty, his hair messed up… you almost melt at the idea. “I think you’re going to have to prove it.”

He holds an arm out to you, and you graciously accept. “I’ll prove it in a million ways, pretty girl. Dance with me and see for yourself.”

Jake leads you to a small area by the jukebox. His palms skim over your waist, pulling you closer but still leaving you aching for more. A song starts playing, one you don’t recognize, but he seems to know exactly how to move to it.

If you’re being totally honest, he’s a really good dancer. And it’s so hot, unbearably so. He doesn’t step on your feet, and he leads your every step without being overpowering. Every song, you seem to get closer and closer until your chest is basically pressed right up against his, and he can still move gracefully.

“How’s this for proof?” He whispers, lips grazing over the shell of your ear. “Rooster’s got moves, but he isn’t half as good as me.”

You push back on his chest gently, raising your eyebrows. “Now I’m starting to think this is just a ploy to get him jealous. Does mustache man get on your nerves that much?” You grin as he takes your hands in his. He rolls his eyes.

“I got the cutest girl in the room all to myself. Who wouldn’t be jealous? The only ploy here is the one where I try and get you to come home with me.”

Your teeth find purchase in your bottom lip, trying to hide your ever-growing smile. You might be getting free drinks more than once. “Buy me a drink and we’ll see how that works out.”

To his credit, Jake seems completely okay with getting to know you before heading out. The conversation is engaging, studded with flirting and genuine curiosity. It’s like he’s hanging on to every word you say, truly attempting to form any sort of connection. Most guys wouldn’t make this effort for a one night stand, especially not someone who looks like they could have a new one every night.

To say he’s beyond saving is an understatement in Jake’s opinion. With every second that goes by, you’re sounding more and more like his dream girl. You like his beer, his favorite place to eat, and you share a few of his hobbies. It’s like a match made in heaven.

As the night progresses, guilt starts eating at the hem of your shirt. The drinks are running low, and the sky is growing dim, and the opportunity to fulfill your challenge is opening up more with every second that ticks by. Do you really want this amazing guy to be a bet?

He stands to leave, offering a hand to help you slip off your bar stool. “Shall we?”

Your hesitation makes him falter just a bit. Jake would be okay with waiting, if he was being honest. Yeah, he’s been semi hard the entire time you ran your finger up and down your drink absentmindedly, but he could take you out on a real date first. One where you stare at him with those pretty eyes and smile your captivating smile.

The feeling takes over as you take in his willingness. “I have something to admit.” You murmur, almost too quiet to pick up over the din of the bar. Luckily for you, he has great hearing.

“Lay it on me, sweet thing. I can take it.” He grins. Your hands find the edges of your shorts and play with the little string on the seam that you’ve been meaning to cut for a few days now.

“I made a stupid agreement with my friends that if I took home the guy I thought was the hottest at the bar, then they’d pay for my drinks next time.” You blurt out. His eyes widen slightly, sending a pang of anxiety through you, before his lips curl up into a smile.

He takes your arms and wraps them around his shoulders, spinning you towards the entrance of the bar. “Well, we wouldn’t want a nice girl like you to pay for her own drinks, huh?”

You arrive at your small house and fumble with the lock while Jake presses hot kisses to your neck. You’re biting back a whimper as the door finally swings open, walking short, hurried steps into the bedroom. His hands are all over you, burning like fire. They’re gripping at your shirt, your waist, the column of your throat, your upper thigh— anywhere he can get ahold of. You pull off your shirt as the back of your knees hit the soft mattress.

Before you can blink, Jake has taken off his shirt too, and his hands are kneading the bottom of your breasts, beneath your lacy bra. “You sure?” He asks. You nod vigorously, unhooking your straps with your fingers, but he just looks down disapprovingly. “With your words, baby.”

“Yes.” You breathe. With that confirmation, he wastes no time.

Your clothes are tossed to some unknown corner of your room. You couldn’t care less about where they ended up, not when Jake is running his fingers over your hardening nipples.

He ghosts over them with just enough pressure to get you cursing. He’s hardly done anything and you can still feel a wetness gathering between your legs. When he moves up, taking your left nipple in his mouth, his bare thigh pressing between yours, a gasp escapes your mouth.

“That good?” He asks. His low voice sends vibrations up your chest, and you utter a quiet confirmation. He pays some attention to your other breast as you practically grind against his thigh, desperate for any sort of friction where you need it most.

He gives you a playful sigh, looking down at your writhing body. You look gorgeous, and knowing that his slight touches are enough to make you squirm is the ego boost of the century. Your eyelashes give a slight flutter at his next words. “Patience. I’ll give you what you want eventually, don’t worry.” His hand slips down and squeezes your thigh encouragingly.

“Now, Jake, please.” You almost whine. It’s embarrassing how well he seems to figure out your body. Even now, he’s kissing his way down your neck, finding every place that heightens your growing arousal. You hook your legs around his waist and rest your arms on the sides of his neck. “I want what I want now.”

It’s amazing how quickly your words travel to his dick. Jake’s roaringly hard, and you can feel it pressing against your inner thigh. You rub your legs up and down, teasing, drawing the most beautiful groan out of his open mouth. You’re going to be the death of him, he thinks.

“You drive a hard bargain, darlin’, and I’m not one to refuse.”

His hands travel down your body, taking time to caress your sides and send shivers up your spine. When he finally reaches the puddle under you, he quirks his eyebrows. “That excited?”

You roll your eyes at him, even though all he can see is the slightest movement of your face. “Get on with it, cowboy.”

He chuckles and places a small kiss on your hipbone. “Yes ma’am.”

He slips one finger inside you, pulling a soft noise from your swollen lips. “Fuck, you’re tight.” He grunts. “Might take you a bit to get used to me.” He curls the finger gently, and you see stars as it brushes up against the spot inside of you that you can’t reach yourself. He’s bigger, stronger, longer, wider. A second finger joins the first, the digits stretching you deliciously.

A pressure begins to build in your stomach as his thumb finds your clit, rubbing gentle circles. Ah, fuck, he knows what he’s doing. Your hips buck up slightly on top of your mattress, pressing your core into the palm of his hand. “Please.” You squeak.

He frowns, but his pupils are blown up in pure ecstasy. “Well excuse me for trying to give you a good time.” His free hand moves to pinch the curve of your ass lightly. You sit up fully and trail your nails down his back, reveling in the shiver it draws from him. With one smooth motion, you take his cock in your hand and give him a small stroke that has him jolting in his place.

“We can both have a good time if you would put on a condom and fuck me already.” The words are out of your mouth before you can stop and consider how needy they sound. They seem to work, though, as he smirks at you and guides your hand up and down his length.

“I’m guessing your dresser drawer is ready for stuff like this?” He asks. You feel your face grow warmer at exactly how right he is as you slide the drawer open and grab one. “Ah, you’ve even got my size. What a responsible girl you are.” His voice comes out as a half laugh, and you try to stifle your own laughter with the palm of your hand.

“I like to be prepared.”

“Might as well throw the smaller ones away after tonight. You’ll only want mine when I’m done with you.” He’s so cocky it’s funny instead of off-putting. You hand him the condom and he rolls it over himself. He has a right to be cocky, you think, with a body like that. All taut muscle and chest hair. When he brings his hand up to the back of your neck to lower you down on your bed, your heart gives a mighty flutter.

“Prove it.” You say, for the second time that night. He gives you a look that says he’s going to prove it more than once, over and over until you’re begging him to keep proving it, then a bit more after that.

Your eyes flutter shut as you feel his tip pressing into your warm entrance. As he pushes forwards slowly, teasingly, you’re suddenly aware of just how big he is. Bigger than anyone you’ve ever felt, and despite how wet you’ve become, it’s a lot to handle. You wince as his length stretches you, waiting for the feeling to shift from uncomfortable to ungodly good.

“You bit off more than you can chew, didn’t you?” Jake teases. “We can stop if you want, just say the word.”

Your steady voice challenges him as you try to pull it together. “Keep going. I can take it.”

He doesn’t know how, but Jake gets impossibly harder. He indulges you, though, leaving small kisses on your cheeks to distract you from the pinching pain. Once he’s completely bottomed out, you breathe a sigh of relief. Then, of course, you notice that it feels good. Really good.

He’s pressed right up against a spot that has you seeing stars, and when he moves, slowly at first, the drag forces a moan from deep in your throat. You feel so full, so complete. His pace picks up, and you close your eyes.

“Fuck, baby. You feel so good.” He praises, voice strained. The movement of his hips is delicious. Smooth, quick, deep. When his fingers find his way to your clit, you almost finish right then and there.

You’re panting, breath coming out in hot waves against the nape of Jake’s neck. He shivers at the feeling, pressing closer to you to soak in more of that warmth. “Jake, I’m- I’m gonna…” you trail off, closing your mouth as another whimper tries to sneak out.

“Go for it, sweetness. Let me hear that pretty voice.”

With one, two, three more strokes, you feel the knot within you beginning to unravel. Your nails rake down his sides, one of his hands is gripping your waist and the other is firmly attached to your bundle of nerves, and his mouth is suddenly on yours, muffling your noises. It’s overwhelming. With one sharp gasp, you clench down hard and come undone.

Jake follows soon after as he pulls out with a groan. The sound falls heavily on your blissed-out ears.

You sit up, taking his face in your hand. “You’ve proved it. Oh, and I’m officially tonight’s lucky winner.” You say with a beaming smile. He scoffs lightly.

“You were a winner the minute you stepped into that bar.” He winks at you as your hand moves down to rest on his collarbone. “Just let me join in on your winnings when you cash out.”

“In your dreams, cowboy. The most you’ll get is a beer or two before my friends take their cards away.”

He blows a little air out of the side of his mouth before collapsing onto your bed like he owns it, pulling you into his arms. “I’ll take what I can get if it means I can see you again.”

You sigh happily, snuggling into his chest. “Is that a promise?”

“Sure is. The Hard Deck, next Friday. Bring your friends and we’ll figure it out from there.”

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DATING SHOTA AIZAWA INSTAGRAM!

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sleepy.y/n · 15w

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sleepy.y/n GUESS WHOS BACKKKKKKK!! who missed me! :P Also!! To my fans! I am not quitting being a hero, I'm just... moving my skills elsewhere so to speak ;)

presentmicrophone WHERE ARE YOU??? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?? I'VE MISSED YOU! sleepy.y/n presentmicrophone I'VE MISSED YOU TOO!! I HAVE A SURPRISEEEEE

eraserhead go back. sleepy.y/n eraserhead awww i've missed you too <333

izuku.mido AHHH OMG YOU'RE BACK IN JAPAN?? OH MY GOSH sleepy.y/n izuku.mido AND IM HERE TO STAY THIS TIME!!

random.no1 cant believe the sleeper hero is back! This is so exciting! sleepy.y/n random.no1 im excited to be back!!

sleepy.y/n · 14w

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liked by r.ratedMidnight, presentmicrophone, eraserhead, izuku.mido

sleepy.y/n rate the fit for my first day of school!

eraserhead you're 30, you don't go to school. sleepy.y/n eraserhead :) eraserhead sleepy.y/n no. you're joking. sleepy.y/n eraserhead introducinggggg class 1-A's assistant teacher :D

izuku.mido GAH! I'M SO EXCITED! sleepy.y/n izuku.mido I CANT WAIT TO LEARN YOURS AND YOUR CLASSMATES QUIRKS!!

eraserhead · 10w

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eraserhead everyone got 100%? who's been giving out answer keys.

izuku.mido i don't think any of us would have the need to cheat 😅 Y/n-sensei has been giving us study guides and extra help when we need it!

sleepy.y/n don't worry, shota!! None of our students are cheating B) I've been helping them study and giving them extra assignments while you're sleeping! (Don't worry, I grade those myself) eraserhead sleepy.y/n k.

iida.tenya I will admit, tests and quizzes have been a lot easier now that L/N-Sensei is around. Still, I'm shocked we all got 100%.

ochaaaa am i insane or do Aizawa-sensei and Y/N-sensei have some... chemistry izuku.mido ochaaaa if the chemistry is bickering constantly then sure invisi.girl izuku.mido No but you can totally tell they don't mean it!! I ship it!!

sleepy.y/n · 8w

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sleepy.y/n even late at night, im only one call away <3

r.ratedMidnight OOOOO i know who that isssss!!

presentmicrophone ;) invisi.girl presentmicrophone OK THESE TWO WERE NOT ON MY BINGO CARD. PRESENT MIC AND Y/N-SENSEI??? presentmicrophone invisi.girl NO IN THE SENSE OF I KNOW WHO THAT IS. 📣THAT IS NOT ME📣

eraserhead what fool would call you? sleepy.y/n eraserhead a fool who needs me to put him to sleep ^^

eraserhead · 2w

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eraserhead I fall asleep in her arms and wonder if it's just because of her quirk or not

tagged: sleepy.y/n

sleepy.y/n AWWW i love you so much Sho <3 eraserhead sleepy.y/n I love you too, idiot

invisi.girl YESSSS I CALLED IT

pinka.mina dare i say it.... cellophane pinka.mina ill say it for you: mama y papa

ochaaaa awwww you two are so cute! saw it from the start

presentmicrophone not even shockedddd you were obsessed with her in school ;) r.ratedMidnight presentmicrophone ikr! "Where's Y/n?" "Is Y/n gonna be there?"

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i've been toying with this idea about bffs!minghao and reader where hao has this emo punk aesthetic while reader is basically the epitome of girly pop -- everything pink, short skirts, frilly dresses, all that jazz. no one knows how they wound up as bffs but little does everyone know they have the filthiest sex behind their backs <3

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summary: you and your best friend could not be anymore different, you two seem to make it work though

tags: smut (minors dni!) warnings: explicit unprotected sex, fingering, thigh high kink, creampie wc: 1.8k an: if minghao is ooc then im sorry </3 i just want him to be an emo simp okay,,, also hello kai :33 thank you for the request i literally love this dynamic so much im sorry if you hate it fjdksla

“Hao-Hao!” You shout as you see your best friend enter the party. His lanky, dark clad figure stands in the doorway and he looks over at you lazily. You rush up to him and quickly cling to his arm, nuzzling your face against his bicep.

Across the room Wonwoo shakes his head. “I don’t know how those two are friends.”

The other two boys sitting with Wonwoo glance at where you and Minghao stand and Jihoon frowns. “It doesn’t even seem like Minghao likes her that much.”

Minghao’s face is unwavering as you yank at his arm, your mouth flying a hundred miles a minute as you ramble on about your day. The conflicting personalities aren’t the only thing that is odd about your friendship. 

It’s like looking at day and night as you two walk past where the three boys are sitting. Minghao’s signature frown is accompanied by his black t-shirt and black jeans, the only thing breaking them being the silver eyelets on his belt. His height and demeanor already do enough to contribute to his scary presence, but his sleeve of tattoos and the dark eyeliner smudged on his eyes puts the finishing touch on it. Compared to you, it’s like watching a doberman and a pomeranian walk side by side.

Your own figure is dressed up in a short, pink skirt with white frilly socks that stretch all the way up to your thighs. Your matching pink heels clack against the floor as you trot next to Minghao. There’s a permanent smile on your face that pairs nicely with the makeup you applied this morning.

“They’ve been best friends for a while,” Soonyoung says, still staring at you two. “I still don’t know how though. They have nothing in common.”

“Obviously,” Jihoon mutters. “Maybe Minghao is just keeping her around to be nice?”

“Minghao? Nice?” Wonwoo scoffs. “More like she’s the one stringing him along.”

“Maybe one of them lost a bet,” Soonyoung pipes in.

“Or it’s some elaborate prank.”

“Hey.” The gruff voice makes all three boys jump, their heads whipping around to see their topic of conversation standing over them. Without fail you’re there as well. “We’re heading out if someone asks.”

With that Minghao grabs your hand and pulls you away. Minghao’s black, chipped nail polish looks silly next to your perfectly manicured pink nails and your cute beaded friendship bracelets contrast deeply with Minghao’s studded leather bracelets.

You giggle as Minghao leads you out of the party and to his car. He opens the door for you and you slide in as Minghao rounds the car to get into the driver’s seat.

“Hao,” you start, “is it really that weird that we’re friends?”

“Don't listen to them, they're all just idiots,” Minghao tells you, his hand moving across the center console to rest on your bare thigh. You smile at his response, and he squeezes your thigh.

You and Minghao have been friends for as long as you can remember, but it wasn’t until later in life you two became best friends. Now you two are practically inseparable as you drag Minghao with you everywhere you go. You like to think of him as your “scary dog privilege”.

The contrast of you and your best friend does not go unnoticed by you, but you’re not sure why it’s such a big deal. If anything, you find it cute. You love how it sounds when you’re walking, Minghao’s combat boots thudding deeply as your high heels click in tandem. 

It’s not like you two don’t have anything in common either. You two share the same taste in movies, and Minghao never complains when you listen to whatever girly pop song you play in the car. It doesn’t matter if you two don’t have all the same interests though, because you’ve been friends for so long you have learned to appreciate each other’s interests.

There is one other giant perk of being best friends with Minghao though.

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.

“These are cute,” Minghao grunts as his fingers trail over your panties. You shudder at the touch but still smile at your best friend.

“I know! They’re new.” You wiggle your hips a bit, showing off your pink lace underwear. You’re lying pressed against his mattress, your skirt flipped up to reveal your thighs and panties. Minghao stares down at you with dark, hungry eyes.

“How much were they?” Minghao mutters and you think for a moment before respondings with the fairly cheap price you paid. Minghao then smirks before grabbing the fabric and tearing it apart. “I’ll buy a new pair.”

With that he pushes a finger into you, your cunt already dripping just from the making out you two did as soon as you made it inside Minghao’s apartment. You mewl out at the intrusion, your hips automatically bucking up into his touch.

You can feel the coolness of Minghao’s rings pushed up against your folds as Minghao’s fingers delve deeper into you. 

“You look so pretty like this baby,” Minghao coos. “In your pretty little skirt and stockings with my fingers inside your needy little cunt.”

“H-hao,” you gasp out. You reach towards him, tugging at his shirt, and Minghao gets the hint. He slides his fingers out of you and you can feel your walls clench around nothing, begging to be filled again, as Minghao pulls his shirt over his head, revealing his toned torso. 

You love how Minghao looks with his shirt off, all of his tattoos on full display for you. You sit up and run your hands across his chest, admiring the art on his skin. Minghao just smirks and leans down to kiss you. 

Minghao pushes you back against the bed once more, this time crawling over you. His lips slide against yours expertly as his hands trail up your sides before his fingers stop at your boobs. It’s now his turn to admire your chest.

His body rests between your legs and Minghao grinds down against you, his bulge rubbing right against your bare clit. You whimper into Minghao’s mouth, impatient to feel him inside of you. His fingers grope at your tits over your thin shirt and you can feel your nipples pebble up under his touch,

“Hao,” you whine, “please. No more teasing, I need you to fuck me.”

“If you insist, pretty girl,” Minghao says. He pulls away from you, this time to strip from the rest of his clothes and all of his accessories. You quickly do the same, disposing of all of your clothes, besides your stockings. You have yet to confirm if your best friend actually has a thigh highs kink, but the way he fucks you harder when you keep them on doesn’t go unnoticed by you.

No matter what people may say about how Minghao treats you, you’re his princess and he really would do anything for you. Which is why he’s laying down on the bed, allowing you to crawl into his lap and line yourself up to twitching cock. There are very few things you love more than riding Minghao. Only your Sanrio plushies and your Skzoo keychains come to mind, so yeah, you really love riding your best friend.

Slowly, you sink down onto Minghao’s cock, taking a moment to adjust to the feeling of him stretching out your walls. You can hear the shallow breath Minghao takes when he bottoms out and you arch your back at the feeling of his tip brushing up against your cervix. 

“Will never get tired of your tight little pussy,” Minghao growls.

You can’t respond, your brain is already a bit too incoherent to think of a proper response. Instead you lean forward and brace your hands on Minghao’s chest as you start to roll your hips. Minghao’s hands fly up to grab at your ass, helping to bounce you up and down in his lap. His fingers knead at your ass, the feeling of his strong fingers digging into your skin sends even more jolts of pleasure to your core.

Even during sex, you and Minghao couldn’t be more different. Your moans are wanton and loud, shameless in showing your pleasure, where Minghao is more grunts and huffs and the occasional dirty sentence.

Your white thigh highs look pretty pressed up against Minghao’s tattooed thigh and the sight makes you wonder if Minghao is on to something with his thigh high kink. You stare down at the man as he smirks up at you. He moves your hands so they’re off his chest and braced against the mattress so your body hovers over his even more, his mouth now level with your breasts.

Your pussy clenches down at the feeling of his warm tongue running over your stiff nipples. Your breath is labored as you stare down at Minghao. The only view you get is of his dark mullet though, your best friend lost in his pleasure of sucking on your tits. 

You’re far past having the ability to think straight, let alone focus on more than one thing, and your hips stop moving in turn to enjoy Minghao’s mouth against your tits. This doesn’t fare well with him though, and he tightens his grip on your ass, guiding you down his length as he pounds up into you.

With Minghao’s help, his cock now hits against your g-spot, making sparks fly behind your eyes with each thrust. You can barely breath, only letting out soft pants as you do your best to fuck yourself on Minghao’s cock without letting the pleasure overtake you too much. 

Luckily you don’t have to wait too long, as Minghao pops his mouth of your boob to growl out, “M’close.”

Minghao pushes himself up, sitting up so he can press your chests together. Your arms wrap around his neck as you cling onto him, your hips moving frantically to get you both off. All it takes to send you over the edge is the open mouthed kiss Minghao presses to the sensitive spot on your neck. Your fingers dig into his back as your legs shake as your cunt clenches down, causing Minghao to reach his high as well. Minghao lets out a low groan as his cum spurts into you, filling you up.

The two of you stay there for a while, holding onto each other while you catch your breath. After a few moments Minghao slowly lifts you up and pulls out of you, his cum sliding out of you as well. Minghao grumbles about having to wash his sheets now but you know he’s not that mad, especially considering it was his cum.

You press soft kisses to Minghao’s face, before leaving a peck on his lips. Minghao giggles at the gesture which makes you smile in return. If Minghao’s friends think that the two of you being friends is strange, you’re sure they’d have an aneurysm at Minghao giggling after just having sex with you. To you though, it’s just like any other day with Minghao, and you wouldn’t have it (or either of you) any other way.

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.⠀ ݁ ⸜⸜ 𓂃 𓇼 avatar boys as romantic tropes.

✶ featuring: neteyam, aonung, lo’ak, spider, and rotxo.

✶ warnings: fluff, humor, crushes, pretty lengthy cus i got carried away, just boys being boys, lowercase intended!

✶ a/n: i remember seeing a trope post and thought it’d be fun to do! i also feel like i wrote too much but nonetheless happy reading :-)

〘 neteyam 〙⠀:⠀unrequited required first loves.

neteyam seems like the type of person to not really be looking for any kind of romantic relationship; he’s way too busy with trying to keep an eye on lo’ak and all that other olo’eyktan in training business he has. when you finally confess, he lets you down gently, “i hold you dear to my heart, but not in that way, i’m sorry.” “oh, no worries. friends?” “friends :)” you’re upset, obviously he wouldn’t think of you like that, he has too much on his plate to even think of a relationship, but you’re cool with being friends if it meant you still got to be near him. (truthfully when you confessed, he was wondering why his heart was palpating violently like it was about to jump out his chest and run away, and why the air felt hotter than usual.) after a while, neteyam realizes that he does, in fact, love you as much as you love him. neteyam felt so stupid, and he would do anything to prove that he’s loved you for the longest. “i was stupid to realize so late, that my heart has always belonged to you.”

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〘 aonung 〙⠀:⠀bullying you cause he wants you.

aonung reminds me of those elementary school boys who bully and tease the people they have a crush on, and i mean this in the nicest way possible. he realizes his feelings quick and comes to terms with it (sorta), but it takes this idiot so long to even say something about it that you’re genuinely convinced he just doesn’t like you. despite his nonchalant front, he’s definitely the first person to notice something different with you and starts touching. got a new hairdo? “oooh trying to impress someone? (please say me)” he’s twirling your lock around his finger with a smirk on his face. new set of top and loincloth? “you made these yourself? a 5 year old could do better! (please go out with me)” he’s tugging on the top, you swat his hand when he reaches for your cloth. you later on find out that he does have a thing for you, but you’d have to be the one to make the first move, sorry! this boy is too prideful, but don’t worry, it’s easy to make aonung crack, any type of affection from you would have this boy on his knees in mere seconds. “if you liked me you could’ve just told me.” “i don’t like you???” “nung we're literally holding hands?” “...ok and????”

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〘 lo’ak 〙⠀:⠀reckless loser who you would do anything for, something along the lines of blooming puppy love.

lo’ak is a very quiet character i haven’t quite gotten down yet, but he definitely has little to no idea about romance, nor does he really care about it–he’s just here to have fun and cause trouble. you, on the other hand, are completely smitten with him. you follow him wherever he asks you to go, even if you felt like it wasn’t a good idea–you knew he would never purposefully put you in danger, surely not. “your dad is going to beat the hell out of you if he finds us here” “not if i tell him you’re with me!” touché. he’s a man of little words, so physical affection is his go to, along with him dragging you places. you both definitely have a super secret hideout some place no one knows about. he calls you “bro” which you’re fine with but you only get confused when he does things like hold your hand (for such a long time too, you once counted 32 seconds in your head), so you’re just like–is he into me too or...? not to mention, tuk definitely tries to play matchmaker, despite lo’ak’s embarrassed protests. “tuk, shut up!” “blehh :P”

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〘 spider 〙⠀:⠀both pining but are too stupid and stubborn to realize, everyone sees it except the both of you.

you and spider have liked each other since you two started walking. everyone’s sick of you tiptoeing around each other’s feelings and it’s baffling how oblivious the both of you are. the subtle touches and lingering glances grew more and more, yet you still weren’t sure if spider liked you in that way–and vice versa. let lo’ak make some sort of comment about it, spider gets defensive immediately “bro! shut up!! i don’t like them like that!!!” “wooaaahh spider don’t pull out the 9!” get lost in each other’s eyes once and all of a sudden that means you two should kiss right then and there. somehow jake gets involved? “aren’t you two dating?” “what?!?!? no we aren’t!!!” damn y’all might as well be! despite the both of you getting pep talk from kiri and lo’ak, it takes ages for either of you to make the first move, but eventually one of you will break sooner or later. and you bet kiri and lo’ak made some sort of bet out of it.. loser does chores for a month.

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〘 rotxo 〙⠀:⠀best friends to lovers, slow burn.

you both are so in love with each other it makes aonung sick, he’s definitely the type of friend to fake gag when you two smile at each other “get a room you two!” (but don’t worry, he’s still rooting for the both of you, even if you’re both stupid). whenever something happens, whether it be good or bad, rotxo always goes to you, and you go to him! rotxo was definitely raised by his grandma, so you can imagine how sweet he really is–he even knows how to weave and weaved your clothes (managed to start courting you without even realizing he was actually courting you). both of you like each other but neither of you wanted something bad to happen to your already healthy friendship and make it awkward or something (which is an excuse–a very valid excuse– but still an excuse). “rotxo can i spend the night at yours? i miss your grandma!” “ah, sure, but do you ever miss me? :(” “of course, i love you too much not to!” bonus points if you hug him after. it takes the both of you a while to start dating, but when you do, you’re both inseparable.

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I've got one for ya. What were the first kisses in the N/V/Uzi relationship like. Uzi and N first, Uzi and V's first, and V and N's first.

(Bonus points for V and N's first kiss at the manner for some bittersweet angst)

Also, good golly gumdrops, love your stuff, even if you don't answer this one, still gonna keep enjoying

oh oh i love these kinds of ideas :"D tho it takes a bit of brain power to think of a good scene uhm.... lessee....

Ok so first up, although im still waiting for a canon first kiss for NUzi- since they are a thing now, i still like to think of something separate for my own version- [since obviously the main show isn't going towards a poly dynamic lmao]

See, we all know that the show is fast paced and its hard to find any empty spaces between each event, hell it almost feels like earth was blown apart and the DDs were on copper 9 the next day, Liam we need a fucking timeline order. 🙄 soooooo i personally like to imagine that there's a lot more time between events than is shown in the actual show. like- lets maybe put a few days between Uzi administrating N and V and the arrival of J and Cynessa- like.... maybe lets put a few NIGHTS between that??? what's the freaking rush 😭

But anyway yeah- i would put the first NUzi kiss somewhere around betwenn the camp and the flashback eps probably :p my idea would be that since the camp incidents, Uzi would be having a lot of bodily changes to deal with, one of which being her inability to tolerate the sun much anymore. other things would probably be the growth of literal flesh and blood and bones inside of her and lets make this morbid by adding her throwing up blood but keeping it a secret from everyone :p she may sneak back to the other two at night and stay with them- clearly shaken up- [V probably also being shaken up because on one hand she's terrified of seeing this transformation take place- but at the same time, she clearly cares enough about Uzi AND Ns happiness...] asking for help and advice- and the 3 grow closer during this. They practice with her for flying or controlling her tail- maybe some stuff on her control on oil hunger too. she probably also gets some fighting, sneaking and sparring practice with V-

//insert one of those cheesy moments where V riles up Uzi enough to tag her on the snowy ground but then realizes its the same position she got V in her solver!mode and starts panicking and pushing herself back- V getting back up and asking what the heck was that and Uzi just saying she doesn't want to hurt her and V is an insensitive jerk for making her spar with her in the first place and tries to fly away to calm down-..... which probably just ended with her falling face first in the snow and a lecture from both N and V.

overall they all started subconsciously getting even closer. tbh there's so many things i could add here but i gotta keep it a few NIGHTS not a few MONTHS until the next event 😭

either way during this i guess N and Uzi could have maybe ended up alone at some point- maybe after a flying lesson having gone right and they were a little too happy on top of a building or upturned bus or something lol- i imagine after a hug maybe Uzi asks if she could kiss N but quickly backtracks saying nvm it was stupid or something but N softly says its okay- //probably picks her up too, adding to her embarrassment- cuz she's short lmaooooo// and Uzi just decides to give a small unsure smooch- but decided to make it not too long. they decided to just hug after that to not let the other see them blushing like hell 😭 [also they didn't really decide anything after this cuz they are idiots????😭😭😭]

but anyway for the Vuzi first kiss i have no idea if or when V would return if she's been set to remain alive in the canon- but for me its probably when she appears again in her normal form, as herself. not a clone. Alice isn't alive to take the cores and make them sluggish with heat and the sentinels wouldn't have a chance against the solvers centipede lookin ass form.

Anyway if we consider that one way or another Uzi, N and V will meet up again, [and N and Uzi preferably get to share a better kiss this time-] the first thing Uzi is doing is landing a swift punch in Vs face and then kissing the daylights out of her- //confusing herself and everyone in the area in the process including V herself...// overall she would scold V on the whole "i trust you" shtick and leaving them alone- but yeah :p [ keep in mind that im also considering a few nights between when J and Cynessa show up and when they decide to actually go and find and search the labs, because PLOT REASONS :D ]

as for the first Envee kiss- ill do you one better and make it more angsty and say that N and V used to always spend time with each other and do silly things like hold hands in secret or send internal chat messages to eachother, draw and read books together- maybe N used to put flowers for her sometimes. But at some point a certain little corrupted drone started feeling possessive of her favorite "big brother" figure not spending time with her anymore...

one time, N had asked V if he could kiss her and at that they were both blushing messes but before V could respond they get interrupted- maybe by someone giving them orders or maybe by Cyn. either way, V quickly whispers to him "later, i promise" with a smile, making N happy and giddy. but the later never comes... V becomes comatose soon after... N sadly reading books to her and sometimes whispering to her to wake up and that she still has to keep her promise...

anyway after all things are said and done in the future and the solver is defeated- whether they are still living on copper 9 or any other planet idk- N, V and Uzi are all close, but since both N and V are close to Uzi, they also start spending more time with each other too. maybe one time on a walk or going out and about N was able to catch up with V and they reminisce about old memories they can now remember; and when V was finally able to open up a bit to N, he mentions that he still remembers the promise and asks her if he could kiss her again and she lets him.

and thaaaats all the brain power i have for tonight... i think... hope it made yall smile or cry or idk something lmao. :")

[summerlinenss]

I no longer believe the actor who claims abuse on the Time Bandits set. Please read this all. I did my best to explain my reasons. I apologize for any rambling.

Paramount has issues with safety on their sets. They have issues with their HR and resolution departments. That is proven fact and has happened more than once recently, even resulting in lawsuits. I don't deny they were injured as they have record of that and Paramount has stated they paid their worker's comp claim, but I would take everything else they claim with a Rock of Gibraltar sized grain of salt.

Especially since they're just now trotting out that damned letter Taika signed as "proof" he and the entire cast, crew, and production companies are all white supremacist, pro-genocide zionists.

"Taika who signed that Biden letter" is a direct quote from the actor in a comment. They shared a post from an Instagram called "Zionists in Film" that purports to "out" supposed celebrity zionists. That post is Taika with falsehoods about the letter he signed plastered all over it. I don't know about all the celebrities listed, but there are several I know are anything but zionists and are listed there for doing literally nothing wrong.

The actor said nothing about the set being packed full of zionists until six days ago, starting with a post about Apple firing pro-Palestinian workers (I don't know if that's true, but either way it's not about Apple TV). The post from Zionists in Film about Taika went up five days ago. Everything else about the incident had been up and untouched since May. There is no other "evidence" that I've seen, be it quotes from the actor or anecdotes from anyone on that set that points to anyone being a zionist. Obviously I don't know each actor and crew member's stance personally, but when all a person who was on set with them can say is that Taika signed a letter, it doesn't look very convincing.

Also, the biggest and most obvious strike against their claim that the place was chock full of zionists? They were only on set when filming began in 2022 and filming wrapped entirely in early 2023! I/P has been a conflict for decades, I know, but your average joe did not care about "zionists" or even the conflict as a whole (regretfully) until after Oct 7th. So why, after all these months and two years after they left the set, do they suddenly start claiming it was a den of genocidal zionists?

I also don't believe every single one of the hundreds of people on the TB set was out to get them specifically. The entire cast, crew, and all the production companies involved are made up of misogynistic white supremacist queerphobes who only hated them just because they're Asian and nonbinary? What about the black guys in the cast? Or the little people? Or the women? Or any of the countless other minorities working on the show in any capacity, such as the no doubt large Maori presence? It was somehow just them who was despised by everyone, including those other minorities?

So yes, the actor deserves proper compensation for their injury, assuming their claim that Paramount didn't pay enough to cover their bills is true. But every other thing they said? I don't believe a word of it anymore. I was listening and accepting until they started screaming zionist. Now they come across as nothing more than a person with a bone to pick because they didn't get all the money they wanted. They just shot their credibility in the foot.

(I'm sending this essay to you because while I don't have a twitter account and can't get one, I have still seen idiots using this actor's "proof" to hate Taika, his fans, and Time Bandits as a whole. I just needed to put some fact checking and discussion somewhere.)

i want to just start with a disclaimer that, as anon said, i’m aware of the actual claims that have been made and read through the statements both from the actor and the paramount reps and it’s clear that they experienced some form of physical/emotional distress on set. no one is denying that. so i’m in no way attempting to diminish or disregard their experience.

that being said, i’m going to be 100% honest and say this as carefully as i can, but i’ve had an extremely off feeling about this since i first read about it. not in the sense of “well they would never allow that to happen so you’re obviously lying,” but there’s just something i really can’t put my finger on about this actor’s intentions that genuinely feel rooted in something vindictive rather than actually seeking personal justice.

just for comparison for anyone who hasn’t read the statements, i’m going to leave a link and screenshots of those here:

at first i honestly tried to take everything they were saying in good faith, but it’s at the point where it feels like they’re just making accusations of every controversial thing possible and waiting to see what sticks so they can get a pay-out to keep them quiet. it was originally a costar physically/psychologically abusing them and no one on set caring or believing them. now it’s escalated to:

- alleging the set was full of open and vocal zionists spewing a “pro-genocide” agenda

- claiming in advance that paramount is going to use AI to dub over their scenes

- apparently being both mad that they were “forced to leave” the show and mad that they’re going to still be in the show at all

- claiming they were gaslit and threatened by producers to the point of becoming suicidal

- calling them all “colonizers” (which if they are referring to taika and jemaine i think that is highly inappropriate and tone deaf)

- claiming they were digitally erased from stills because the producers are too scared to show their character and address what happened

- claiming they were originally in all 10 episodes and had their part reduced out of spite

- sharing headlines alleging all little people roles were cut from the show (which they weren’t) and alleging the cast was full of only white men (from the trailer alone the majority of the cast is literally bipoc and afab people)

- implied they were specifically discriminated against for being queer/non-binary and asian (although they are seemingly nowhere near the only lgbtq+ or AAPI cast/crew member so i don’t even understand what they’re talking about)

i’d also like to point out that i noticed one of the cast members is a queer and disabled rights activist (who seems like a lovely person btw) who has expressed nothing but total positivity and gratitude towards the show and absolutely everyone involved. and yes, of course, everyone can have different experiences, but i sincerely doubt someone who dedicates their spare time to fighting discrimination would stand by and not speak up if a costar was being abused or mistreated.

like you mentioned, the zionist stuff is all pure bullshit. and people who cry “zionism” to win their own personal conflicts typically don’t have a grasp on what it actually means. i don’t know how many times i’ve said by now that taika has literally been openly opposing the israeli military’s occupation of palestine on social media for the past six years minimum. i’m gonna be blunt and say any arguments people are still trying to make that he’s secretly an evil zionist because he (or probably his publicist) signed a letter that he likely didn’t even read and just assumed said “hey let’s keep freeing hostages and stop the violence” are just rooted in antisemitism at this point. i’m not sure about everyone else, but i do know that many people working on the show have been openly and vocally pro-palestine and even signed ceasefire letters, including jemaine and rachel house (i believe madeleine sami may have a cameo as well). and as you mentioned, anon, most of the general public (including i might assume this actor in question) didn’t become aware of or actively start speaking out against the occupation of palestine until this past october, which in no way coincided with the show’s filming. so i don’t get what they’re trying to prove besides the fact that they know buzzwords, honestly.

i’m also aware that this isn’t the first time this individual has done this kind of thing. they literally have a whole subcategory of their wikipedia page dedicated to allegations and accusations of abuse and discrimination they’ve made against others. and granted, some of the claims they’ve made are valid and i hope they got some sort of retribution. but a lot are also pretty big reaches and feel much more like attempts to “cancel” people they don’t like or had a hard time working with (e.g. they went on a bit of a smear campaign calling seth rogen an abuse apologist because he’d been friends with and “enabled” james franco in the past and deserved to never work in the industry again).

i’m not gonna be that person and say “well i know them and they’re good people and would never do these things,” because frankly, we don’t know anyone and incidents do happen. however i find it extremely questionable that this is literally the first time in about a decade of following their work that i have ever heard a single person have a remotely negative experience working with taika and/or jemaine, especially when all anyone else has ever said is specifically how safe and inviting and comfortable they make their sets for everyone. it also seems really bizarre and downright out-of-character to me that either one of them would not only refuse to help a cast member in distress, but that they’d go out of their way to mock and threaten them, all for the sake of protecting some B/C-list actor on an apple tv series of all things. i know for a fact taika has fired and recast abusers/people with allegations before for bigger projects, i don’t see why he wouldn’t do it again if necessary. and as the “insider source” in that article mentioned, i understand why they said they waited so long, but it still seems awfully convenient that they didn’t make any of this public until nearly a year and a half post-filming (and just a couple of months before the show was set to be released), despite apparently being in such life-altering turmoil.

i seriously do feel awful saying it, because again i don’t doubt there was an injury and emotional distress/discomfort being on set (or that HR was probably a goddamn pain to deal with), but it truly just doesn’t feel sincere or like they actually want to find a resolution. it really feels to me like either paramount didn’t fulfill their obligations of required support/compensation (which yes is obviously fucked up) or the actor in question didn’t get what they thought they deserved in support/compensation, and now they have a vendetta against everyone involved in the production and are determined to establish martyrdom to get them all “cancelled.”

[sinning-23]

What The F*ck is Al Dente (Carmen Berzatto x Reader)

Carmen Berzatto x Reader

Kinktober

Promt/Warmings: cockwarming (if you squint) + creampie with carmyyyyy, hella domestic, hella intimate, smut but soft. swearing, p in v, light teasing

This is obviously an nsfw, considering its a kinktober based prompt. 18+ Minors skidaddel.

Now, you were no stranger to cooking or food or anything in general. Just..it pissed you off when Carmen insisted on using these fancy ass terms to describe the most basic shit when cooking. And it was never to be a dick or some pretentious fuck who knows everything about cooking as totally worked at one of the most famous and well-known restaurants in the world. It was just that most of it was seared into his brain and was just…what he was accustomed to using. 

So when he insisted your pasta be ‘al fuckin dente’ You only stared at him.

Rage flashing behind your eyes. 

“I know how to cook fucking pasta Carm. I'm not an idiot. But what the fuck is an alt dene.”

“Al Dente” he corrects, hands placed on his hips as he looks at you with those stupid, perfect, puppy dog eyes. As if he did know he just unleashed a rage within you. 

“Don't fucking correct me bear.” You scoff, stirring the pasta and continuing to chop vegetables for the salad.

“Yeah alright. Do you really not know what that means?” He questions, eyes still wide as he approaches you, watching how focused you are on not only ignoring him but making sure the water doesnt boil over.

“No…can you drop it.” You huff, seeing him for that stupid smile and chuckle a bitt. His arms wrap around your waist and he presses soft kisses to your shoulders.

____

Its not long before you're both sitting at the rickety table, chairs scooting against the wood floors as you take a bite of your damn perfect alfredo. Though Carmy insisted on making meals, he let you take over tonight considering the restaurant was incredibly taxing today. 

He takes a bite, stopping to speak mid-chew.

“So you do know what it means” he smiles, looking up at you from under his lashes. 

“If you wanted the pasta a lil hard just say that next time!” you groan, sipping your wine qwith an eyeroll. 

You cant help buch chuckle, your more childish side getting thebest of you. 

“Whats so funny?” Carmy asks, smile growing when you smile. He loves seeing his girl happy. 

You don't respond but he soon begins to shake his head at the innuendo. 

“Oh you're childish” He chuckles, taking another bite. 

_______

Nights like these were enjoyable, dinner was put away, and the dishes were finished (not to mention the treat you got to observe being Carmen's arms flexing in his wife beater white he scrubbed). All that was left was to snuggle close and maybe try to initiate some touchy-feely time considering it had been a while.

You and Carmy's sex life wasn't dull, but it was rare that you two had a chance to get intimate since you were both always busy! But then again, you didn't feel the need to HAVE to have sex all the time. Just being close to each other and being wrapped around in more of a twisty, sleep-deprived pretzel was fun enough.

However, tonight, your mind was running a bit wild. In fact, ever since you snickered at the 'a lil hard' joke at the table, that's been all you can think about... the way he kissed your shoulders while you were cooking, and the way he looked from under his lashed at you...and especially when he looked so damn fine washing dishes.

Who knew it took so little to get your mind and body this...worked up! At times like these, Carmy somewhat fails to read the room. He's gotten significantly better over the last 3 years, so maybe he could sense how your hips wiggled to meet his and perhaps slide the tip in for you. Even just a little friction would be excellent.

"You okay? Squirmin' a lot." He notes, large hands firm at your waist. Bingo, you can practically hear the smirk on his face.

"Yeah, just miss you, is all." You state vaguely, breath catching in your throat when his hand trails under your nightgown to palm your chest, pulling you against him.

Ohhh, you could really feel it now, he's practically poking you through the sweats. He hums, pressing kisses to your neck. God, you love how comfortable he's gotten around you, how well he's gotten to know your body, your wants, your needs.

But damn it, if he doesn't use his knowledge to tease you into oblivion. There's a pause, and Carmy moves his free hand to slip lower under your nightgown, the calloused pads of his fingertips making your stomach turn. You can't help but squeeze your legs together, but he's quick to spread them apart just as gently as he had lifted the pajama fabric. Always so gentle. Mostly for his own good because as much as he didn't want to break you, he could just as quickly send himself into a frenzy over you.

"Let me feel you," He breathes out, lips pressing sweetly against your neck as you hear and feel him shuffle a bit and position the tip of his length just enough to slide over your wetness.

You're both tired, a mix of exhaustion and lust flooding your senses. This was perfect. Knowing the feeling all too well, it was almost without a doubt tonight would be one of your more slow-paced sessions. He's got his hand pressed on your lower stomach now, the pressure making you gasp when he finally sides into you, the squelch making him huff out in amusement.

"F-Fuck, what's got you so worked up right now?" He groans, sleepily sliding in and out of you, the feeling making you burry into the pillow and push back against him in rhythm.

"I-I don't know, I think it was how you were so close to earlier when you corrected me about the pasta- and how- fuck...how pretty you looked doing the dishes." You admit, to which he gives a light chuckle, wrapping his much larger hand around your throat from behind; his pace is picking up slowly but surely, and it's getting harder and harder for you to keep your impending orgasm at bay.

"That's what did it for you, honey?" He groans, pressing kisses all over your shoulder and neck, trying not to move too fast to lose the feeling of sleepiness. He can't help it though, the way you're sucking him in is too much to handle.

"Shit, Carm right there, so so close." You whine, trying to meet the snap of his hips to push him further inside.

Fuck it, you'd both be more than exhausted after this, so why not use this last burst of energy to the fullest.

"Need it harder." You groan, rolling only slightly so you're on your stomach, pushing a pillow under you. The t-shirt is sticking to his body now from the buildup of heat. You whine at the feeling of emptiness when he moves to reposition himself but are met with a sharp gasp when he picks up right where he left off, the sound of your back meeting his front echoing in the small apartment.

"Fuck, sweetheart, angle your hips just like that." He coaches as you put more of an arch in your back, moaning loudly at the feeling of him inside. What really does it is when he places his hand over your own, fingers interlocking as he rests his chest on your back, purring his face into your neck.

There's a moment of silence, filled with you and his whimpers when he finishes inside; the warmth and slight pause make you weak. He swears under his breath and holds your hand a bit tighter.

"Sorry, I should have asked first." He huffs, not moving much at first, like he'd rather stay buried deep in your heat than anything else.

"We can stay like this if you want Carm, I prefer being filled anyway." You hum, pressing a satisfied kiss to his lips.

Yes, nights like these were quite enjoyable, primarily when they stemmed from Carmy and his stupid fancy food lingo.

[nicky35]

As well, idk if this is the same person who keeps on spawning up, but that’s why I don’t take those anons seriously when people joke about disliking Paige, because the nasty things people be saying about Azzi because they’re obsessed with Paige is unsettling. Obviously bullying and truly hating on P isn’t alright, but acting like she gets the treatment A does for simply being around her is idiotic.

yes for a few reasons. one being that a lot of them hate azzi, because they a) are aware they are together and are jealous of azzi or b) hate pazzi shippers and the idea of them being together. two is very simply racism. it's been a very clear pattern of those type of accounts and you look at their "faves" and it's some mix of paige, nika, cc, kate, emily, hvl, ect..

[banoonagrams]

Anakin Skywalker NSFW Alphabet

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker/Reader

Summary: NSFW Alphabet to go along with my ongoing work Sandy Waters. Had to channel out my filth-writing urges some way or another and cranked out this smut filled monster.

Warnings: Smut (we’re getting down and dirty in here), fluff, cunnilingus, blow jobs, so much teasing, P in V, Anakin worshipping pussy

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Anakin is naturally a very caring person, so that would obviously transfer into his aftercare. He wants to make sure that you’re okay and feeling good at all times, so he continually asks you if you need anything after you do the deed. Even when you’re laying down and talking to each other afterwards, he’ll randomly blurt out that he can go and get something if you need it, like another towel or some water. He’s really just a big softie who loves you and loves taking care of you.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

The first thing that Anakin notices about anyone is their eyes. He thinks that you can tell a lot about a person from them, and he instantly felt drawn to you by the way that you looked at him. He’s a starer, too. He just stares into your eyes to the point where you decide to stare back in retaliation, but that doesn’t do anything. If anything, staring back makes him happier, because he gets to see deeper into those expressive eyes of yours. For himself, he just loves his hair. He had to live with the short padawan hairstyle with the idiotic braid for such a long time that being able to choose a shaggy hairstyle that matches his personality makes him incredibly happy, and he spends a good chunk of time in the morning trying to make it look as good as possible.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Anakin is a nasty little bitch when it comes to cum. When you cum from his hand, he loves putting his fingers in your mouth for you to taste yourself right after, or kissing you if he brought you over the edge with his mouth. His personal favorite place to cum is inside of you, though. Nothing compares to seeing you an absolute wreck in front of him with his mess leaking out of you. You often tease him by saying he’s a total pervert when he gets so worked up over the way you look with his cum on or in you, but he’s too dazed to care.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has this fantasy (when he’s feeling bold) of the two of you going at it in the Council Room, and even though he knows it could probably never happen, thinks about it quite often. The riskiness of the whole endeavor and the idea of the two of you getting caught gets his heart racing just picturing it, and he can practically hear your moans filling the space where he’s always judged by unsympathetic eyes as a giant ‘screw you’ to them. Literally and figuratively.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has flirted with quite a lot of women throughout his lifetime, but whenever they’d approach him wanting something more, he’d get scared enough to retreat and run away from them with some half-assed excuse. The most that he's ever done is make out in the corner of a club with some random girl, but even that didn’t lead anywhere because he didn’t have an emotional attachment to her. Anakin fucks with passion and love, and wants to find the person that he adores with all of his heart to be the one that he can absolutely destroy. He learns every single thing about your body when you’re together, wanting to know exactly what makes you tick so that he can make you feel as good as he desires you to.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

He loves when you sit in his lap, back to his chest and head leaning back onto his shoulder. The intimate aspect of the position makes his heart skip a beat, but he also loves how fully on display you are for him. He eyes every bit of your skin that he can get, loving the way your legs spasm around him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

It depends on the time. Normally, if something funny happens, the both of you will laugh until you can’t breath anymore, and then fuck each other to the same extent. But if you haven’t seen each other in a while, or if he’s in a mood? There’ll be no time for jokes. He won’t be giggling when you’re on top of him, riding him to the point of oblivion.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He likes to keep himself well trimmed, purely because he enjoys the look on himself. Anakin never lets his hair grow into a bush, and makes sure that everything is comfortable for both him and for you. He doesn’t want anything to interrupt the two of you in the heat of the moment.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Anakin sometimes sets up some traditionally romantic foreplay, throwing some Uneti blossom petals here and there around the room and setting the lights to give off a warm ambience. Most of the time though, he likes to surprise you with little things, like a new set of lingerie (that’s in your favorite color, obviously. Of course, this also works in Anakin’s favor, as he thinks any colors look divine on you). He’ll send unannounced audio messages of him stroking his cock to the thought of you, his stuttered gasps making you blush deep under your robes. Anakin also loves to set up little surprise dates for the two of you, flying you out when he has the chance to a pretty place like Alderaan for a stay at a nice hotel and exploring its cities or a quiet planet filled with natural beauty, renting a tiny hut for the two of you to spend all night in. He loves doing all the little things for you.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Anakin works up quite a lot of stress as a Jedi, so he likes to work off the steam of the job with his own hand. He likes to edge himself for as long as he can take to make his climax be as pleasurable as possible, often getting to the point where he’s a moaning mess on his bed, bucking into his own hand from the sensations. Usually, before the two of you got together, Anakin would just imagine a blank face of some random girl in his fantasies, but sometimes your face would pop up at random intervals. At first, he tried to push the images of you away, but then found (much to his surprise) that he was gasping at the change in the feeling of his hand against him when he thought of you. From then on, he’d think of you in his time alone, although he’d never admit it.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

This man, however stupid it may be, has this kink about the two of you fucking in a public place. Somewhere where you could be walked in on at any time. You could be walking through an empty hallway with each other and he’d pull you against the wall, heatedly kissing you as you squeak in surprise, and then he’d pull away at the sound of footsteps. Multiple times, people around the Temple have asked if you’re feeling okay due to the look and color of your face, to which you glare daggers at Anakin for.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anakin loves fucking you any place that he can get, but, call him old fashioned, he loves it most when you’re both in bed. There’s so many angles and positions that you can easily do on or underneath the sheets that he prefers it that way. Sure, he’ll go down on you in a closet whenever available, but he’d rather take his sweet time in the privacy of your bedchambers.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything and everything. This man has no bounds on what can turn him on. You accidentally spill some water on your chin from drinking after an intense sparring session? The image of his cum on your face pops in his mind without a second thought. You’re laughing with a group of friends? He imagines how similarly sweet the sound of your moans would be. Anything you do gets him riled up, and he sometimes has to excuse himself to his room because of it.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won’t hit you. Anakin would never purposefully cause you any physical pain. The memory of his mother being in such anguish and the scenes of death surrounding him so often make him absolutely hate the idea of you being hurt at all, and would outright say no if you asked him to do anything revolving your own pain with him. His pain is another story altogether, though.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Anakin doesn’t have a preference; he just wants you, however he's able to have you. Sure, the image of you down on your knees or spread across the bed worshiping his cock is gorgeously obscene, but the taste of you on his tongue and you writhing down on him gives him the same exact bliss. He’s a very… flexible lover.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Once again, it entirely depends on the mood or moment that the two of you are experiencing or inside of. On average, he’s sensual and hard, wanting to get every little reaction he can out of you (when you’re on top of him is another story altogether. He’s a writhing mess before either of you cum). He does this little snap after his strokes that he’s learned you like that causes you to dig your nails into his skin, the bittersweet feeling making him shiver and thrust a bit harder.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’ll take you however he can get you, although he’d of course rather the two of you take your time with each other. A quick fuck in the bathroom with your hand covering his extensively loud moans is more than enough to satisfy the both of your needs, but know that later on that day or night, there’s going to be a much longer round.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Whatever you’re down for, he’s also in for the long run entirely. Bondage? He asks who’s going to be tied up this go around. Sensory deprivation? Don’t make him cum too fast, because he wants to blindfold you right back. Whatever you want, he’s willing to try with an eager smile on his face. He’ll do anything at least once, just to test it out.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

At first, he came after just a few minutes inside of you (though he made up for it in several different ways), but when he finally became accustomed to the warmth of you, he could go for as long as it takes to have you clenching down and gasping his name. He can go for a good two rounds on a normal day, maybe three if he’s extra worked up. It takes a bit in between his climaxes for him to be readied up again, but usually a good amount of time spent pleasuring you with his mouth or fingers is more than enough for him to be up and ready to go for another round between the two of you.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He feels too proud to use any sort of toys for himself when he’s alone, deciding that the thought of your hands on his cock and using his own is more than enough to satisfy his personal needs. He’s completely fine with using toys for either of you when you’re with each other, though. Although he does kind of regret visiting that sex shop with you in the lower levels of Coruscant where you bought a remote activated vibrator, because it almost got him in hot water in several Council meetings when you decided to randomly set the vibration level to high. He got you back tenfold for that later.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

This is Anakin we’re talking about, here. Teasing you is something that he includes every time the two of you are intimate, but he can’t take being teased for a second. If you decide to tease him with slow pumps of his cock or touching everywhere but where he wants you most, he’ll be spewing out incoherent pleas for you to touch him almost immediately. It takes much longer for you to be worn down to the point of begging for his touch, and the fact that he’s so needy for you as soon as you’re alone together is something that you use against him as often as you can. Even in public places when the two of you whisper filthy things into each other’s ears, his eyes are flaming with desire after just a few words from you, and he’s grouchy the rest of the day until he can fuck you into the mattress.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

The walls are quite thick in the Temple, so Anakin has never felt the need to suppress his moans when he pleasures himself. The deep groans that come from his mouth as he works himself into a dizzy splendor carry into the bedroom, and every moan or groan that slips from him gives you a wave of tingles all throughout your body. Unfortunately for you, he notices this and uses it to his advantage, putting his mouth as close to your ear as possible when he’s inside of you and letting loose.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Anakin is a pussy eating fiend. He’d go down on you for hours if he could. The distortions of your face from pleasure and the sinful sounds that leave your mouth are simply divine to him, and he craves your taste on his tongue when you’re not together. Going down on you can release tension for him as well, so if he comes back from a particularly stressful mission and you’re available, be ready to open your legs wide and be absolutely devoured for as long as it takes for him to calm down.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Anakin has a big dick and he knows it. Probably seven, seven and a half inches with just the right amount of girth to have you holding your breath every time he’s inside of you. And he knows it, too. He’s been through the anatomy classes. He’s seen the corny pornos that pop up every now and then at hotel HoloTV’s, much to Obi Wan’s surprised and embarrassed chagrin at the sight randomly appearing when they’re on a mission. Although he won’t brag to anyone about it, knowing that he’s packing gives him a little pep in his step in his day to day.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Anakin wants you all week, all day, any time. He can’t focus on anything if he hasn’t at least put an arm around you in the past few hours, and if you go a week without fucking each other? He’s downright distraught. He’ll show up at your door after a long mission already panting from anticipation, probably taking you right against the back of the door right then and there. He craves you.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He’ll only fall asleep once you do. Wanting to make sure you’re completely comfortable and feeling okay, he’ll hug you close and feel your breathing slow and soften against him, your signature exuding a dreamy haze, and only then will he close his eyes. Since he has nightmares that regularly plague him, he often wakes up a shaking mess, but you’re always right there comforting him. Your soft support makes him adore you all the more, and he’s incredibly appreciative. More often than not a simple, grateful kiss for your solace turns into yet another passionate moment, Anakin crawling under the blankets to savor your taste while your hands pull roughly at his hair.

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Haiii againn :3

Uhmmmm

I was wondering what your general mml hcs are :p

okay i think i'm finally prepared to answer this question!!! i'll preface this by saying i'm much more obsessed w phineas and ferb than milo murphy's law. i love mml very much but i don't have nearly as many Thoughts(tm) about it as i do pnf... even so here's what i've got

i'm not just saying this bc he's the voice actor, i think milo would listen to weird al. that and like '90s-'00s pop hits (basically canon anyway)

melissa has adhd and can't function without variety. she's always multitasking, fiddling, taking hard classes to keep herself occupied

definitely she's the type to really want one of those treadmill desks

that's part of why she gets along so well with milo, it's never the same with him. he's exciting

melissa is the most online of the main kids i think. she probably plays fps games and argues with people who disagree with her on twitter

i think melissa would be a vocaloid fan, lydia got her into it and she passed it on to amanda

btw lydia has been a miku stan since third grade

also melissa likes metal. i have no proof of this but i think she'd like it. good for studying

zack cannot stand metal though, it's grating and he can't hear the lyrics

on the topic of the main kids, i'm not super into shipping or anything but my philosophy is, they all have two hands. so casually speaking i really like the dynamic of simultaneous milo/amanda, amanda/melissa, melissa/zack (i'm not wild about them but if we don't go overboard zalissa is fine), zack/bradley, bradley/milo. they are in a circle holding hands and i like them a lot :3

however like i said that's just for funsies and i dont really really ship anyone there. i do like the dynamics of that particular arrangement though lol!

sara was a tumblr user during the equivalent of superwholock, now that that's not really a thing anymore she's gotten more into analysis and the more geeky side of dr zone fandom. she still watches the old edits though

okayyy i'm kind of obsessed w cavendish and dakota so they r always spinning around in my brain

i think brick and savannah are newer agents than dakavendish, which is why cav is kinda bitter. despite working for the agency for longer, he got stuck with the worst equipment and the most unfulfilling job possible

cav is probably a little frustrated at dakota because of this, but i'd think after so long working w him he's realized that it's not dakota's fault they can't seem to climb the ladder. they're just like that. but obviously he hasn't accepted his fate as we see in the show

dakavendish have been in the same semi-romantic semi-platonic situationship forever. neither of them has said a word. if they knew what a qpr was they'd really like that but they've never heard of it so instead they're just stuck Like That. hopeless idiots my beloved

cavendish watches ancient aliens and all those other sorts of shows about supernatural conspiracies. he half believes them. dakota watches them with him, ironically.

anyways back to the kids. lydia and buford met once at a concert for some famous orchestra, they don't really hang out but they email back and forth sometimes and exchange recipes.

lydia and amanda have been best friends for as long as anyone can remember. it sometimes seems like lydia is just amanda's sidekick, but she just prefers to step out of the way and do her part from behind the scenes. it's less stressful for both of them.

amanda hates candles. just can't stand them. they smell too strong, or never smell right, or they pose a fire hazard, or the shape doesn't fit the vibe she's going for.

related to that i think amanda has some pretty strong sensory aversions, especially to smells and certain textures

milo's backpack is essentially a pocket dimension. it's his hammerspace, so he doesn't need to think too much about what fits or not. he packs it every morning, but the stuff basically comes from already in that hammerspace. there are times when he packs the wrong things (which we see in one episode), but that's because they aren't stored in the backpack and are instead inaccessible to him

basically im saying milo is mary poppins and he can hypothetically access anything he needs at any time. issues only arise when he is caught unaware and unprepared, and that is very rare

milo and sara really like going to creeks. especially when they were little they would go to the nearest creek or pond and wade and look for creatures in the water

baljeet ran a boy bands fan blog back when the lumberzacks were active. he was shouted out once on their old social media and it's still one of his proudest accomplishments.

this isn't really an mml hc but baljeet kind of reminds me of a friend who runs a blog and a youtube channel about some really niche tech and programming stuff, and is also just a normal guy on the internet, so i think baljeet probably does smth similar

amanda and melissa have been academic rivals for a long time, but they have a mutual understanding and it's never gotten nasty. bradley thinks he's melissa's academic rival but honestly she doesn't see him as competition at all

bradley has a pretty big sweet tooth. i'm basing this off the whole carla thing if it wasn't obvious, but he definitely stops by coffee shops after school and gets the sweetest drink he can. ice cream fan as well

tbh i unfortunately do not think much about mort or chad. i dont have any hcs about them

same with the murphy parents :( i like them a lot but i dont have any thoughts abt them rn

elliot is bradley's older cousin who never really got along with him but their parents made them hang out when they were little. i'm going off vibes only here

okay so yeah that's all i can think of for now!!! i'm sure i will think of more later lmao but anyways. mml is such a good show

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[BSTS] Main Story 5th Anni Eve 'Dark Space' - All Chapters

Chapter 1

-outside starless, day-

saki: Hello~

kasumi: Oh, hello there Saki-san. I’m happy to see you again! Was the resort fun? Spending summer at a resort sounds like it'd be lovely~ I can't wait to hear about your trip.

sin: If a butterfly were to flap its wings within an endless night, paradise would quickly be taken over by darkness. The key should be within your hand.

saki: The key…?

kasumi: I think he's saying that you can come right in despite us not being open yet.

sin: Welcome to Starless, Saki. You're fine with being escorted by us today, yes?

-starless lobby-

mokuren: You're here, Princess. I wanted to make sure I got to greet you.

akira: Welcome! I’ll escort you toda–

mokuren: Don't butt in. Step away.

akira: What’re you saying, Mokuren? You're the one that's butting in here.

mokuren: Don't mind him, Princess. During our fifth anniversary eve event allow me to escort you to your seat.

saki: Fifth anniversary eve! That's right, the store’s fifth anniversary is just around the corner, isn't it?

akira: We’ve really been working hard this year, it's our fifth year in business after all.

saki: Awesome! What's this year’s anniversary going to be like?

kei: For the anniversary eve event we shall be having revival performances of all our previous anniversary shows. Meaning that from our first anniversary through to our fourth, we will be performing all those shows again.

saki: All of them? That's extravagant, you're all amazing to be able to do that.

kei: I’d like to express my gratitude to all of the guests who have continued to come and watch us over these past five years. And of course, I’d like for you to enjoy yourself. That is my heart's greatest wish.

kasumi: The anniversary eve event has been separated into two halves. During the first half you’ll be able to see our first and second anniversary shows again~ Oh but, this time there's no more random tune, so it's not the exact same as last time.

mokuren: I wouldn't have minded getting chosen to perform by you again, but this time I’ll be putting on my performance. I hope you have fun. I’m a standard member for both ‘Just a Loser’ and ‘Sanctus’.

kasumi: I’ll do my best too. Please enjoy yourself, Saki-san.

akira: What are you saying~? I’ll obviously be that one to entertain Saki-chan. W’s second anniversary show was ‘GOLGODA’ remember?

sin: Hell has made its return. Enjoy the darkness that lays in the deep abyss.

akira: So, for this event I’ll be the one to escort you.

sin: Don't provoke a storm. Your flippant actions will cause a hole to open in the sky.

akira: What? A hole in the sky?

kasumi: He means a black hole right? You know, like the ones in space~

mokuren: No need to pay that idiot any mind, Princess. All you need to do is look at me.

akira: Rude!

sin: The dead gather, seeking for the light in the darkness. You may choose who you wish to save yourself. Though, I would be honoured if you were to choose me.

kei: Starless is a place for us to put on our shows. We will do our very best to make them great. And above all, I want you to have fun. I’ll dedicate this fifth anniversary eve to you.

–end

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Chapter 2

-rehearsal room-

sinju: Oh, Saki-chan! Come on in. You're here to watch us rehearse right?

nekome: Welcome~

saki: Sorry for interrupting. So today is Team P’s rehearsal.

sinju: We’ll be performing ‘Only seek you’ from our second anniversary.

ginsei: Please take a seat, Princess.

saki: Thank you. Wait, you're here too Ginsei-san?

ginsei: Surprised? Today I’m with P since I helped them out during the second anniversary. It's almost nostalgic. I intend to level up the show even more from how it was back then, so look forward to it.

saki: Of course. Do your best!

nekome: Meaning that I who wasn’t here for the second anniversary am the understudy for the first half of this event.

saki: I see. Are you on break right now? Am I interrupting?

ginsei: We’re waiting for Rindou. He still hasn't arrived. He’s the centre after all.

maica: He’s late. Does anyone know where he could be?

menou: No idea~ Recently he’s been arriving late more often. It's unusual for Rindou.

maica: He took a lot of extra shifts in August. So if he's fatigued because of that then his priorities are backwards.

sinju: Yeah… Rindou’s diligent after all.

menou: Maybe he’s trying to distract himself with work. If not, maybe he just likes working… Could never be me.

sinju: You should take more floor shifts Menou. The guests would be happy to see you. You could take the same shifts as me.

menou: What? No way, don't wanna. You like working too don't you?

maica: Come on you two, quit chatting. Let's start the lesson.

ginsei: Nekome, could you sub in for Rindou? Even just standing there is fine.

nekome: Really? I’m pretty good at imitating Rindou though.

ginsei: You can keep thinking that, but there's no need to put it into practice.

nekome Aw~

-rindou appears-

rindou: Sorry I’m late, everyone.

sinju: Rindou! Are you ok?

rindou: Huh? I’m fine. Why, do I look sick?

sinju: Lately you've been working non-stop, so…

rindou: I’m ok, thanks for asking.

maica: Since Rindou is here now we can practice with the standard members. Get into your places, everyone.

saki: Are you sure you're ok, Rindou-san?

rindou: Yes. Thank you for your concern. I want you to enjoy our anniversary eve, so I’ll make sure to put on a great show.

–end

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Chapter 3

-starless lobby-

menou: Ah, Saki-chan, Welcome. Yay~ Thank you for coming.

zakuro: Welcome, welcome, to the little bird of destiny. I am nothing but grateful to see you here tonight. It may still be a little early but this door is always open to you on a starless night.

menou: Sinju put me on this shift, so I thought the store opening preparations were already done.

zakuro: So we’re here acting as guides to avoid our store opening responsibilities.

saki: Are you allowed to do that…?

lico: Hey, you two. Leave Saki alone. I’ll escort her in so get back to work.

menou: How tyrannical~ 

lico: I’ve already completed my other jobs. Come on, scram already.

menou: Tch.

lico: Let's go, Saki.

-starless restaurant area-

lico: Here’s your seat, my lady. And here is the menu. Ah, oops. I picked up a habit of saying ‘my lady’ cause of last month. 

Remember? My birthday was last month in August. I had to say it all the time during my butler service event. This month will be Kei and Kongou, so they'll be doting on you soon.

saki: I still wonder if it's ok that I’m the one being doted on whilst it's their birthdays.

lico: Right? I doubt those two mind though.

aogiri: Excuse me, but you're being called for over there, Lico.

lico: The heck? Can those two do anything without me? I’ve gotta go but I’ll see you later, Kotori-chan.

aogiri: Welcome, Saki-san. It's been… a while since I last saw you. I hope you're well.

saki: Thank you. Are you here to take my order?

aogiri: Of course. It’s just, before that could we talk for a bit?

saki: Talk…?

-flashback, starless hallway-

aogiri: Of course. It’s just, before that could we talk for a bit?

-present, starless restaurant area-

saki: (Huh? That's strange… I feel as though there was something that I needed to tell Aogiri-san…?)

aogiri: Is something the matter, Saki-san?

saki: No… It's nothing. How are the show preparations going?

aogiri: I’m managing as the understudy. If the random tune element were still at play I may have had trouble. I’ve been hearing stories of previous anniversaries from the others. They're all very interesting tales, so I wanted to ask if you had any too. I know that…

-flashback, starless hallway-

aogiri: I knew that the chances of you remembering would be very low but–

-present, starless restaurant area-

aogiri: But it would be helpful if you remembered. Don't worry, I’ll assist you.

saki: Um, aren't we going to the office?

aogiri: The office?

saki: (Huh? Wait, why did I say that?)

saki: Excuse me, I’m not sure why I said that, it just slipped out…

aogiri: No worries. If you’ve managed to remember a little then I’m glad. Now, where were we?

kei: I’ll take her order, Aogiri.

kokuyou: We're open now, Aogiri. Go and greet the other guests.

aogiri: Of course. Excuse me, Saki-san.

saki: Ah… Ok.

kokuyou: That guy’s hard to read. Though, I guess that goes for everyone here at Starless.

kei: You included. Sorry for the trouble. Saki. Are you ready for the show? As always, Starless has prepared it's very best just for you.

kokuyou: There you go with your cliche lines again. You're seriously too overprotective, you know that?

–end

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Chapter 4

-starless lobby-

haseyama: Hey there, young lady. How have you been? You're here to watch Team K’s dress rehearsal right? I’m going to watch too.

saki: Huh? Is that so?

haseyama: No need to look so surprised. C’mon let's go and watch from the balcony 

-starless restaurant area, balcony-

haseyama: Look at them go. It's so nice having employees that do their job without me getting involved. I’ve finally finished putting things back in place since being discharged from the hospital too.

saki: You were in the hospital for a long time.

haseyama: A lot happened while I was gone. Despite Yakou filling in for me there were still a lot of management related issues. The parent company helped in supporting that though. But now that everything is back in order, I can get serious.

First I’m going to get a whole load of information off Iwami. Despite us calling it a current and previous owner versus, there was no way I was going to lose after having run this place for five years. Anyways, I’m saying all this cause it involves you, young lady.

saki: It does?

haseyama: Of course. Why do you think I’ve kept this place open for five years?

saki: Um, I don't know.

haseyama: Oh I see~ That's right~ You have no idea why you're even being targeted, do you?

-flashback, break room-

kei: She is being targeted. Not even she herself is aware of why.

-present, balcony-

haseyama: Why Kei came here and why he’s acting like an idiot trying to protect you… You don't know the reason for any of it, right?

-flashback, restaurant area-

master: Kei came here in order to save Starless. Because that is connected to protecting you.

-present, balcony-

haseyama: Have you not thought about it at all, young lady? About what it is that you're involved in? Why it's you being targeted? Or what you're planning to do from here on out?

Of course you haven't, right? You look like a deer in headlights. You poor thing. How about I tell you why you're feeling so unsure. It’s because Kei and the others are all leaving you in the dark in order to use you.

-flashback, restaurant area-

kei: On the day that you met me, something out of the ordinary was sent to you, wasn't it?

saki: …That black envelope…?

kei: I knew that such a thing would be sent to you eventually. That is why I have come here to protect you.

-flashback to when saki fainted in the hallway-

kei: I told you, didn't I? I will always, always protect you. No matter what.

-present, balcony-

saki: But… Kei-san said that he was protecting me…

haseyama: Then, why won't he tell you the reason why? You should think about your own wellbeing more. When I see you like this, even I’m going to worry about you. I took a bullet for you, after all. Just consider what I’ve told you, I’m telling you this in good faith. Don't blindly trust Kei.

saki: ……….

-ran appears-

ran: Ah, there ya are! We were lookin’ for ya, Nee-chan!

kongou: I wanted to give you the trial menu planned for our fifth anniversary show… But excuse us, were you in the middle of something?

haseyama: Nope. Our conversation is over. Well, for now how about you just enjoy the festivities without thinking about it too hard, ok? Young lady.

-haseyama leaves-

ran: What’s wrong, you’re lookin’ pale. Did Haseyama do somethin’ to ya?

kongou: Are you ok? How about you rest in the back for a bit?

saki: Oh no, I’m fine… Sorry for making you worry.

kongou: But…

ran: I wanna say don't push yourself but keepin’ up appearances is important too. Let's go eat some of Kongou’s food! Ya can't fight on an empty stomach!

–end

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Chapter 5

-starless lobby-

yakou: Ah, Saki-san. Thanks for coming.

-gui appears-

saki: Uwah.

yakou: Hey what are you doing, Gui? Don't get so close to her so suddenly.

gui: What's wrong, Saki? You're unhappy.

yakou: Huh? Are you ok? Do you feel sick?

saki: N-no, nothing like that. I’m fine. Hello, Gui-san, Yakou-san.

gui: But–

hari: What are you two doing? Don't huddle together and go greet the guests–

hari: Oh, Saki-san. Welcome.

saki: Hello, Hari-san. You're all wearing your first anniversary outfits today.

hari: Yes, we're wearing them to greet everyone before the show.

yakou: Thanks to that we got to see you, please enjoy today's show.

gui: If you're feeling unwell though you shouldn't overdo it. Do you want to rest backstage?

hari: Are you feeling unwell, Saki-san?

saki: N-no. I already said that I’m not.

takami: Now now, don't pester our guest for an answer. You're crowding her. I’ll escort you to your seat, Saki. You guys greet the other guests. 

hari: My apologies. Please don't overdo it, Saki-san.

gui: Call me if you need anything. I’ll be right there.

yakou: You're going to be on the stage soon, Gui. You understand that right…?

-takami guides saki away-

takami: Sorry about that, Saki. Everyone was crowding around you.

saki: Ah no, it's fine. I’m sorry for holding everyone up.

takami: Would you like to go to your seat or rest backstage?

saki: Do I really look that unwell?

takami: Rather than looking unwell I’d say it looks as though you're worried about something. Despite it being our anniversary eve party, could it be that someone said something to you?

-flashback, balcony-

haseyama: Have you not thought about it at all, young lady? About what it is that you're involved in? Why it's you being targeted? Or what you're planning to do from here on out?

-present, lobby-

saki: ………

takami: You’re going to make me worry too. What is it that's made you so anxious? I’m good at spotting when people are hiding something, so there's no need to act as though you're fine in front of me.

saki: It's not like I’m trying to hide anything…

takami: It's ok, you don't need to force yourself to say anything. But, if you’d ever like to talk, I’m here.

saki: Um… Thank you.

takami: No need to thank me. I was just putting the offer out there. Also, Saki. We’re standing in the show restaurant Starless. I hope that today's show will be able to lift your spirits somewhat.

choice: I’ll enjoy myself / I hope so too

>I hope so too

saki: Lift my spirits… I hope so too.

saki: (I am worried but… For now I won't think about it.)

takami: I love that strength of yours. I’ll buy you a drink. I hope it'll help take your mind off things.

–end

other choice:

>I’ll enjoy myself

saki: Yeah. I’ll try to enjoy myself. 

saki: (I can’t stop worrying entirely but I’ll put that aside and enjoy the show.)

takami: That's the spirit. I’ll buy you a drink to make your experience even better.

–end

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Chapter 6

-flashback, balcony-

haseyama: Have you not thought about it at all, young lady? About what it is that you're involved in? Why it's you being targeted? Or what you're planning to do from here on out?

-flashback, lobby-

takami: You’re going to make me worry too. What is it that's made you so anxious?

-flashback, restaurant area-

kokuyou: That guy’s hard to read. Though, I guess that goes for everyone here at Starless.

-present, outside starless, night-

saki: (Theater Starless…)

kei hallucination: I told you, didn't I? That you should come to where I am.

-starless lobby-

kei hallucination: This store was made for you. In order to protect you.

hinata: Ah, Miss! Welcome to the second half of our anniversary eve performance~

mizuki: What’re you staring into space for? You're here to see B’s show right?

saki: Oh, Mizuki-san, Hinata-san…

mizuki: C’mon, I’ll lead you to the hall.

sotetsu: What are you saying? You're in your casual clothes, someone in uniform should escort her.

mizuki: Oh shut up, who cares about that? I’m escorting her.

hari: I don't think you should say it so forcefully.

sin: There is no need for the dead who serve the goddess to make such an uproar in front of her silence.

mizuki: I told you guys to shut up!!

sin: Mizuki, don't speak that way in front of the customers.

mizuki: Sure, whatever. Let's go, Hinata.

hinata: Ok~ See you later, Miss!

-mizuki and hinata leave-

hari: Those two sure are getting along well.

sotetsu: Mizuki must be happy to have a junior. Since he used to be the most childish of them all in B.

sin: …It is a little concerning though. The warning sirens for a storm always sound abruptly. Saki, allow me to escort you to your seat. Please enjoy today’s festivities.

-starless hallway-

lico: Hey Mizuki, why haven't you changed yet? Our show is starting soon so hurry up.

mizuki: Tch, I know that already, no need to tell me.

hinata: Woah, Lico and Heath are in their third anniversary costumes! You look so cool!

heath: Thanks.

lico: You're the understudy but have you learnt the choreo like we told you to?

hinata: Uhh, I remember most of it! I wanted to have a role too, y'know. I want to stand on B’s stage with you all.

mizuki: You made your debut in the training course. Having to debut with P is the worst. B’s members should be part of B’s stage. Don't you guys agree?

heath: Are you saying you want to promote Hinata from understudy?

lico: I don't wanna do a team ranking battle.

mizuki: I’m not talking about changing our positions. I’m just saying there must be a better way to do this.

hinata: There’s five standard members but six people in the team. So no matter what we do there’ll always be an extra person.

mizuki: See that's the issue. There being only five standard members is the problem. So why don't we just perform as a group of six?

lico: No way that's happening. Quit saying the first thing that pops into your head. Like how you randomly decided to change the ending of our June Bride performance. Seriously, cut it out.

heath: I’m against the idea too. I don’t create for a formation like that. I can’t.

lico: Just go and get ready, Mizuki. We’ll be heading to the stage wings ahead of you.

-lico and heath leave-

mizuki: The heck, listen to me when I’m speaking! All I said was that I wanna perform with everyone. Assholes, they should listen to what their leader has to say.

–end

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Chapter 7

-starless lobby-

kei hallucination: Welcome to the theatre restaurant ‘Starless’ . I am ecstatic to have the honour of welcoming you. This store was made for you. In order to protect you.

saki: (That's what Kei-san said when I first came here… I wonder what he meant by that?)

ran: Lucky~ ♪ I found Nee-chan all by herself. I’ll escort you to ya seat!

kei: Too bad, but she is not alone. Appears you were one step too slow.

saki: Uwah, Kei-san! I didn't realise you were here.

kei: It looked as though you were deep in thought. So I was making sure no one unnecessarily bothered you.

ran: Ya not talkin’ about me right? So then who do ya mean?

kei: Haseyama is acting like he's fixed everything. Stay away from the office today.

ran: Oh ok, got it. Then it's fine for me to take her today, right?

kei: ………

ran: Don't look at me like that! If ya want me to go back to cleanin’ just say it.

-kei steps close-

kei: I wanted to protect your mind, however it appears I cannot do so anymore. —Please excuse me.

-kei leaves-

saki: I don't know what that means, and that's exactly what I’m hung up on here…

ran: Hey now, don't sweat the details Nee-chan. All ya gotta do today is enjoy the show. Mokuren seems to be really fired up.

-backstage-

aogiri: Good work, Mokuren, Qu. I brought towels.

qu: Thanks. Were you watching from here?

aogiri: Witnessing a performance from before I joined is a valuable experience. Team C has had a new show every two months, so it's been fulfilling.

qu: That's true, ever since ‘Drowning Butterfly’ and ‘VAPORISE’...

aogiri: ‘Stillness of the Night’ at the end of last year and then ‘Daydream’ in February. And if we count just you and Mokuren, then there was the white day performance too.

qu: In April we had our easter show based on the Mother Goose nursery rhyme. And then our bridal show ‘Blanche’. It really has been a show every two-ish months. We’ve been going at a fast pace. 

mokuren: We hadn't had many shows before all that though. And we don't know how things will be from now on. We won't know until the show schedule is up.

aogiri: Who decides the schedule?

mokuren: …Kei, I suppose.

mokuren: ……..

qu: What's wrong, Mokuren?

mokuren: Nothing. I was just thinking about what's going to happen once our fifth anniversary show is over.

–end

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Chapter 8

-starless lobby-

iwami: What's this? You haven't been escorted in yet? I wonder if it's because the store’s busy today.

saki: Are you here to watch today's show as well, Iwami-san?

iwami: I guess so. I have some time to kill before I’m supposed to be somewhere. I have to meet with Haseyama. Gotta pay the price for losing the owner’s versus. I lost, remember? That's what it's about.

-flashback, starless office-

iwami: Say, let's make a bet. If you win, I’ll give you the information that you're looking for.

-present, lobby-

iwami: If only I'd won. I’m sure the situation surrounding you would be different if that had been the case.

saki: What do you mean by that? 

iwami: What do you think that your position here at Starless is? You haven't given it any thought, have you? The reason that you're regarded as such a special guest. 

Don't you find it strange at all that you were targeted by Starless? If you don't learn what the black cards are, you'll remain in the dark about all of this forever, little lady.

saki: I was targeted by Starless…? What on earth do you mean by that?

iwami: The more cards there are to choose from, the better. That's what I mean.

-taiga appears-

taiga: Alright alright, coming through. Sorry for the wait, I’ll be your escort for the day.

maica: Sorry, Saki.

iwami: You should be. I don't think you should be making your customers wait this long.

maica (annoyed): ……….

maica: My apologies, dear guest. Would you allow me to guide this customer to her seat first?

iwami: Sure. There's still time before the show and I’m good at waiting. 

maica: I’ll leave it to you, Taiga.

taiga: What about you?

maica: I’ll join you in a sec.

saki: I’m ok with staying here for now. Iwami-san arrived earlier than me after all…

taiga: That doesn't matter though, right? He even said so himself that he doesn't mind. Let’s go, I’ll take you to your seat.

saki: Excuse me, Iwami-san. Thank you.

-taiga and saki leave-

maica: Could you quit disturbing us? I thought I told you this already.

iwami: Yeah, you looked as though you would punch me. I’m not so sure about that.

maica: …Sigh. I seriously don't know what to make of you. It's like you're only trying to appear to be the villain. I guess that does suit Starless.

iwami: It was originally my store after all.

maica: Not anymore. This new and improved Starless has been running for five years.

nekome: So you're saying Kou-san is a stranger now? You should be a little bit more gentle with your words, Maica.

iwami: Nekome.

nekome: I don't know what it is that you're planning to do next, but try not to rain on our fifth anniversary parade, ok~?

iwami: You really have no faith in me at all. Well whatever, I’m merely here to watch the show.

nekome: Ahaha, faith, huh? Kou-san says such funny things doesn't he? Maica.

maica: If you ask me you're both just as shady as each other.

–end

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Chapter 9

-flashback, lobby-

iwami: What do you think that your position here at Starless is? You haven't given it any thought, have you? The reason that you're regarded as such a special guest. 

Don't you find it strange at all that you were targeted by Starless?

-present, starless restaurant area-

saki: (What Iwami-san said to me… Just what did he mean by that?)

ginsei: Welcome, Princess. Thanks for coming to our fifth anniversary eve party.

sinju: Isn't it crazy that five years have already passed since Starless’ renewal?

saki: Yes, it's amazing. Congratulations.

ginsei: We're here today thanks to you.

sinju: Yeah, you've watched over us this whole time as our special guest.

saki: (‘Special’...)

saki: I guess I am, huh.

ginsei: As in being our special guest? Does it not seem that way to you?

saki: No, it's not that. Everyone does treat me very kindly.

ginsei: At first, I treated you as such because that's how Kei introduced you. However nowadays, that's not the only reason. When you’re here, I feel as though I can give it my all.

sinju: Yeah. Seeing you smiling makes me happy. It makes me want to see you everyday. It really encourages me. I’m sorry for making you listen to my rambling all the time though.

ginsei: True. We’re not relying on you too much are we, Princess? I’m here to stand on Starless’ stage because I decided to do that myself.

sinju: We’ve gotta get it together and motivate ourselves more. Otherwise we’ll look lame, huh?

saki: You're both already doing so well!

sinju: If I can put on a show that resonates with your heart then I’ll be content. I feel as though I’m here at Starless for that reason.

ginsei: Please enjoy the show, Princess. I’ll give it my all.

-black screen-

saki: (All of the cast members are doing their best here at Starless for their own reasons. While I’m…)

-time pass, locker rooms-

yoshino: Good work out there. You were really fired up today.

ginsei: That's because I spoke with Saki-san before the show. I wanted her to enjoy it. She really is special to us, isn't she? She's always watching over us.

yoshino: Our special guest… Yeah, I suppose so. We always end up dragging her into our messes.

ginsei: Do you remember when Kei said that she would save Starless?

yoshino: I remember. He’s said that since the start. It is true that I feel as though Saki-san being here has saved me many times. But, I also feel as though she's more than just a special guest.

Without knowing why, she's always getting involved in strange incidents. Like she's trying to navigate through the sea at night all by herself. Without any stars in the sky or a lighthouse to guide her.

ginsei: If there's anything we can do to help her, we have to.

yoshino: Of course, I plan to do the same. Since I’ve already been saved by her.

–end

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Chapter 10

-starless restaurant area-

unei: Today’s show has ended. Thank you very much for watching. To wrap up the event, the team leaders will leave you with a message.

-stage-

rindou: Thank you for coming to see us again today. Next will be our fifth anniversary show. It will be packed full of our gratitude.

mokuren: We will put on a show that surpasses ‘the best’. Keep watching us.

kei: This will not be a mere culmination of the past five years, but instead a new beginning. I promise you that.

mizuki: Let’s put on the best freakin’ show ever together!

kokuyou: Enjoy the real party. When we meet again it’ll be with an all new show.

-applause-

kei: ……

saki: (Ah… I think our eyes just met.)

saki: ……

-time pass, outside starless, night-

saki: Theater Starless, huh…

kei: Is something the matter, Saki? Is there something wrong with the storefront?

saki: Oh, no… I was just looking at the signboard.

kei: …Ok.

flashback kei: This store was made for you. In order to protect you.

saki: (Just what did he mean by it being made for me?)

-street, night-

saki: ……..

kei: Saki. Something is on your mind, isn't it?

-flashback, balcony-

haseyama: Have you not thought about it at all, young lady? About what it is that you're involved in? Why it's you being targeted? Or what you're planning to do from here on out?

–It’s because Kei and the others are all leaving you in the dark in order to use you.

-flashback, lobby-

iwami: If you don't learn what the black cards are, you'll remain in the dark about all of this forever, little lady.

-present, street, night-

saki: If I tell you what it is, will you give me an answer?

kei: Meaning that I am the cause of your worries?

-flashback, restaurant area-

kei: On the day that you met me, something out of the ordinary was sent to you, wasn't it?

saki: …That black envelope…?

kei: I knew that such a thing would be sent to you eventually. That is why I have come here to protect you.

-present-

saki: I want to know, Kei-san. What is a black card? Why am I being targeted and why am I treated so special at Starless?

kei: Saki… All I am able to do right now is apologise for not being able to give you a proper answer. What the black cards are… I cannot answer that now. Though I wish I were able to answer all of your questions and lift the worry that burdens your heart.

saki: Why not? Why won't you tell me? Am I involved in something!? If so then, why me…!

kei: Saki, please calm down.

-kei reaches for her but she slaps his hand away-

saki: Ah, I’m sorry… I did that without thinking…

kei: Once doubt has emerged in your heart, it makes you want to reject me– Doesn't it?

saki: If you’d just tell me then…

kei: I cannot. I do not believe that telling you is the best course of action.

saki: Why is that the only thing you can say?

kei: I do not want to lie to you.

-outside train station, night-

kei: I want to protect you. That alone is the truth. And… I am aware that I cannot keep hiding the truth from you forever. For now, I cannot say any more than this.

saki: ‘For now’. Meaning that if I keep visiting Starless, I’ll work it out one day?

kei: …I am aware that I cannot keep hiding the truth from you forever. As I am, I do not have the right to stay by your side.

–end

[ridiasfangirlings]

SaruMi are testing foundation colors (don't ask me why, there may or may not be a strain disguising his illegal doings as a beauty products seller), anyways, Yata makes fun of Saruhiko for not managing to find his right shade because he's so pale, secretly though, Yata finds that frightening.

Fushimi can’t help that he has naturally perfect skin and therefore needs no foundation :P Maybe there’s some Strain thing that requires them to go undercover at a beauty pageant, the Strain is moonlighting as a makeup artist and the two of them need to dress up as contestants in order to get access without being spotted. Say this is during the time Munakata is missing so Awashima can’t go because she’s leading S4 and Anna is too young so Yata and Fushimi are ultimately chosen because Yata’s the shortest and Fushimi’s the prettiest (that’s not exactly the explanation that’s given to Fushimi as to why he was chosen, it’s probably more ‘we need someone who will work well with Homra’s Yatagarasu,’ but really it’s because he’s the prettiest). Yata is loudly annoyed at having to dress as a woman and of course Fushimi can’t help but tease him about it, Yata’s like you don’t get to tease me for wearing a dress when you’re also in a dress.

They’re smuggled in through a door in the back and have to make their way to the makeup room, the pageant has already started so the Strain is elsewhere doing last minute touch ups. There was concern that the Strain’s been using their powers to like drug the beauty products somehow so in order to find proof Yata and Fushimi have to test a bunch of products, the Gold clan provided them with a bunch of tester strips they can use so that it will show up if the products are tampered with. The first few tests of the foundation seem to be fine but Fushimi puts some on his skin just to be sure, Yata immediately gets worried because what if it drugs you. Fushimi says it’s fine and this is a faster way to be sure they know which products haven’t been tampered with. Yata’s all ‘I guess…’ and then he looks at Fushimi’s arm and is like those are super dark on you though.

Fushimi says some of us don’t want to get skin cancer by running around in the sun all the time, tossing Yata a foundation. Yata puts it on his arm and is like hey this one matches me pretty well. Fushimi shrugs and says it isn’t hard, though he supposes if Yata had to do makeup on his own it would take him hours to find the right color. Yata’s practically forgotten about the mission now because no way is he going to lose, digging through the makeup like well I bet I could find your shade easy, I’ll just look for chalk white. He shoves a couple light shades at Fushimi but they all still show up as obviously too dark on his skin. Yata’s finds a few more as Fushimi starts complaining that there’s no point to this. At some point imagine Yata throws a foundation at Fushimi and Fushimi deliberately avoids catching it, it smashes to the floor and Fushimi smirks at Yata like way to go Misaki, you’ll get us caught. Before Yata can argue a strange-smelling smoke rises from the broken foundation and they’re like shit we forgot about the Strain thing. Some time later both their dresses are torn and their hair is a mess but they’ve apprehended the Strain, and Yata spots the foundation marks still on Fushimi’s arm. He suddenly grabs Fushimi’s hand and is like let’s go for a walk outside or something, Fushimi gives him a look like we’re still in dresses idiot. Yata’s all I knew that but really he’s thinking it’s kinda concerning that none of those foundations fit Fushimi’s skin, he really needs some sun.