#obviously im jealous over pixels

[zombiecheri]

I really hope Mizu and Taigen never end up together. I don't exactly dislike Taigen's character but I don't see him with Mizu. It would be so forced to me. "he bullied you in past and now likes you" trope is so shitty in my opinion. So overused, so boring, so cliche. It's doing nothing to me.

I don't see Mizu with Akemi either. As much as I want Mizu with a girl (mostly because I need a confirmation that she's indeed wlw), I don't think they're compatible. I don't see Mizu with anyone at this point. I don't think she needs a love interest. Not all characters need one, plus her past would make sense why she wouldn't want it.

Anyways, if Mizu does end up with Taigen I'll be very disappointed. I lied a little bit when I said I didn't dislike him, he is very annoying to me. He's not bad, just annoying, uninteresting and unfortunately very boring. He does nothing for me as a character.

Walmart Zuko mixed with Shang with a bald spot (I'm jealous over pixels what the fuck is my life)

[katthyacinth]

When The Cameras Are Off (Vox X Siren)

finally guys romantic shit is happening with Vox and Siren/ popstar reader :p

Fancy "business" lunches and outings with the TV overlord became a regular occurrence. You didn't mind it. He argued that it was to keep you under wraps and ensure you didn't speak out of line to the press. Although you argued that's what the collateral was for but who were u to know business.

The expensive food ordered by the billionaire overlord was nice too, he was offering it so it would be rude not to right? That was the only reason you continued to agree to them and totally not because something about him was only charming. Come to think of it, for being in hell and for Vox being the most narcissistic, greedy capitalist man you ever could meet... He looked out for you.

Obliviously it was because you were a money-maker in his company right? You for some reason refused to believe he would do anything for a genuine reason, there had to be some scheme right?

That's what Vox tried to convince himself of too. That he did all this and kept you in his eyesight at all times just to make sure you wouldn't run away because you made him so much money. Because Vox would double-die before he would admit that your pure charm, your unnatural kindness has lured him in. That you did indeed charm him. No, he had too much pride to admit that.

Everyone else could see though. Velvet was pissed because it was her who signed your contract. Her who you reported to yet you spent almost every waking hour next to Vox. And Velvet knew there was only one maybe two other people Vox had ever obsessed over like this...

Alastor

Days passed and Val picked up on it too. He mainly noticed because he was getting less attention obviously. "Carino don't tell me you're in love with our new pet over there." He asked a slight hiss in his voice as his eyes narrowed. Vox glitched slightly. "Don't you dare say that of course not, like you said she's just a pet... That for some reason you guys didn't get to sign a soul contract so someone needs to keep her in line" he growls. Val rolled his eyes exhaling red smoke from his cigarette "Whatever you say" Vox was ready to walk out and as far away from Val as demonly possible when Velvet came storming in. "So much for "handling" her Vox god fucking dammit"

"What do you mean?" He asks. "Look!" She casts her phone screen to all the devices in the room including Voxs face. A feed of posts scrolls through. Sinners willing to give up their souls to the Siren. Sinners praising the siren feeling sorry for her after a story published about apparently she saved two low-class demons from loan sharks in THEIR DISTRICT?!

Demons from all over the Pentagram wanted you to be an overlord, her fans, her little sailors, posting how they would willingly and happy to sign a soul contract with her if it meant being under her protection.

This Was Bad

Voxs screen glitched, red dead pixels appearing on his screen. He had to find you, and now. Perhaps he could use that leverage, not yet though he thought. He couldn't show his full hand yet. He just needed to scare you that's all. He was angry, so angry that sinners trusted you. That they wanted to be on your side and not the vees. Was he jealous? He would never admit it if he was. Was he feeling betrayed, that you could take all that they had built of course not the Vee empire was unbreakable. There was a twinge of doubt though. He zapped through all the cameras looking for you pinpointing the location of your phone and such. You were sitting nice and pretty in the apartment HE gave you. In a blink, he's there materialized in your living room making you jolt in surprise.

"What the FUCK KIND OF STUNT DID YOU PULL THIS MORNING," he said calmly. (l o l sorry had to)

"I- how did you- I im sorry I. I didnt know it was in your district and she just looked so helpless, she reminded me about something that happened to me when I was alive and- i- I don't wanna be an overlord Vox, Sir. I promise you I would never try and overthrow your power-" you start rambling, words rushing out of your mouth to try and save you from the looming overlord.

Sparks of electricity buuzzed around him as you could see him seething with anger. "Velvette is going to try her best to suppress this but if you so much as breathe out of line like this again, you're as good as double dead. Are we clear dollface?" he states, closing in on you. The way he spoke and the proximity triggered something in your subconscious, something that reminded you of Him. So you swallowed, a stray tear moving down your face as you nod.

"Good you see your so good at following directions doll. Why don't I send the chefs over here to make you dinner, you shouldn't leave the apartment anyway since those paparazzi will be going crazy right?" he cooed, holding your chin in his hands. The touch making you flinch before you feel the same buzz of his electronic body as you had before. Your feelings are conflicted, you cant quite read him, you don't know if he somewhere in his hellish soul cares, or if he's the mastermind. Only time will tell. You stay tense nodding again to the best of your ability with your cheeks being squished by his claws. He lets go.

"Wonderful, doll you pick what you want and they'll be here in a zap"

Your mind is spinning as everything is happening, this man is so bipolar you cant get a beat on him. Hes ushering all these other demons in as they crowd in your apartment, its overwhelming. All the voices, people and noises of the table being set. You realize that Vox apparently isn't going anywhere and has invite himself to dinner, hurray for you, you guess.

Your favorite meal has been prepared courtesy of Vox Industries budget as you sit down across from the Mr CEO himself.

"May I ask Vox why are you still here?" he looks up at you and stares for a second making you uneasy. "I mean not that it's a bad thing I was just thinking you probably have much more important things to do like run the greatest tech company in all of hell right? like why would you be causally eating here with me." you laugh nervously.

"well I guess even I have somehow been lured by the sirens charm then haven't I, because that would be the only reason your immune to my magic." he mumbles the last part.

"huh?" you ask, the distance between you two at the table not being enough to mask the end of his words. When Vox realizes this his pixelated eyes widen.

"Nothing dollface take the compliment I dont give them often. Especally to sinners who pulls stunts like you did this morning. But I am a very kind boss and forgive you since your not activly planning on overthrowing the vees." he chuckles, his tone slightly unhinged as you see him grasp his fork tighter.

"Your right you dont have to worry about me... " You trail off still processing what Vox said. You wonder if you actually heard it, maybe you made it up. Who knows.

Eventually Vox turns to leave. "Well doll don't go causing anymore trouble til the next time I see you." He sighs. "Of course sir, wouldnt dream of it"

"like I said before just call me Vox" he retorts. "Right goodnight Vox"

"Goodnight Siren" and with that he zaps away.

(ok I don't remember writing thing I don't remember this existing.... So have it l o l .

Pt 6 pt 8

[ask-darling-xoxo]

first off, all of us are proud of u, and u gave Haloof motivation to clean their room today!.

i wanted to leave something here if thats fineee~.. ig Peter might be surprised about this actually.. basically about the ships.. if that would happen i would get so jealous and have so many breakdowns.. like today i got my “recommended” page full of the ships and im not gonna say how jealous i felt..

(i know hes fictional, im not sure why do i feel it even over some pixels, im not attacking people who ship it btw, im keeping the emotions for myself and scroll away, but it gets stuck in my head for a few days/hours and i feel weird.. especially when i daydream and i make.. so many scenarios about dealing with it and stuff.)

Thank you! It was about time I got to cleaning it and I’m happy I’m starting to get over my depression. Cleaning my room really did help to clear my mind and also to decrease the dangers of my room (the other day I almost tripped and could have ended up hitting my head on my nightstand/dresser but thankfully I just fell to the floor)

Not only that, but now I can stay in my room more comfortably and not have to worry about what stuff I’m laying on or if there’s anything sharp I left in my bed. One time I accidentally left a pin in my bed and it ended up getting stuck into the side of my ribs.

For the ships, I feel you! I don’t really like the ships. I don’t care for them. It’s okay if other people like those ships but I believe In Peter x y/n ship✨ cuz I’m selfish and don’t like to imagine them with anyone else but me :)

I think I deserve to imagine having my fictional crushes shipped with me and only me❤️

((And no I’m not saying I hate it when others ship their character with themselves too Bc obviously I don’t have ownership to any famous characters so I know I’m not the only one who has a crush on Peter and stuff

[saint-patrice]

Tbh I would like to have the 34 *other* Bergy pics on your shortlist, complete with commentary lolol. And then (if you’re still waiting that is) any other Marchy pics with commentary? xD xD

oh my godddd you are my favourite person anon - ask and ye shall receive 😎 i should maybe warn that while this doesn’t have actual nsfw content you probably wouldn’t want to read this to your kids as a bedtime story. anyway, here we go: 

this was very close to making the original list. i like the soft lighting and the kind of floofy hair, yet he still looks like he could absolutely fuck me up (both like in a fight and various other ways). this photo gets me thinking some thoughts ™ if i am being honest

a literal saint and god amongst men right here. his brown eyes are so soft and his little smile puts me at ease. this is a man who would treat me right (fact). this photo is also from quite deep into the playoffs so the beard is going a little wild, and whilst i’m glad it isn’t like this all of the time, i very much appreciate it when it’s around.

O CAP’N MY CAP’N (sorry zee). nah for real this exudes some real sexy alternate energy. if i were on the opposing team and i saw this formidable man just skating around looking like that i think i’d just go back down the tunnel and hide in the locker room. this man will fucking kneecap you for the sake of a goal if that’s what it takes. and then i remember that it’s patrice and he’s the nicest man alive and he would literally never, but that’s still the energy this image has. and i ain’t saying i don’t like it.

okay this is just cute. they look like 2 dads who aren’t entirely sure how to take a selfie but are willing to try. the outfits lend this a slightly chaotic energy - i can’t commend zee’s colour combo if i’m honest, and when juxtaposed with the plaid shirt it kind of hurts my head. but it adds to the dad energy so i still love it. also this is from chara’s ig and the caption is super sweet.

DADS WITH THEIR KIDS ALWAYS GETS ME. i don’t even want kids, nor do i particularly like them, but seeing a man with his child is the cutest thing in the world and this, predictably, is no exception. patrice’s son 100% has his eyes which is really cute. speaking of patrice’s eyes, he may be smiling here but if you look into his eyes all you will see is fear - that child does not appear too bothered about remaining upright on the ice, and i suspect thay bergy is concerned about this. it would be criminal for me to not comment on the jeans. bergy has some exceptional thighs as these jeans do an excellent job of highlighting that.

this is Hot, and i’m not accepting criticism on that opinion. the crisp white shirt w no jacket or tie, and the top buttons undone???? i need a lie down. the hands are also making a nice appearance which i can always appreciate. basically what i’m saying is that i’m jealous of that snake this is an excellent photo and i owe the bruins instagram person a drink for posting it.

do you remember when i said bergy had marvellous thighs? well take a fucking sip babes - they’re like tree trunks carved out of carrara marble. if i have to die i want it to be because they crushed my skull. this is also one of the clearest photos i’ve seen of his tattoo, so it has that going for it too ( sidenote if anyone has an image with literally a pixel of his tattoo pls send it my way, i’m getting desperate at this point). i also think men in jewellery is a good look so i’m digging his beaded bracelets and silver chain. fantastic picture all round.

yeah okay there’s no escaping that the main reason this one made the list is 🍑. it’s exquisite. those pants also do a great job on the thighs too. the hair, socked feet (no i dont have a fetish i just think ppl in their socks with no shoes is kind of funny), and hands get an honourable mention

is this the only picture that has ever mattered? i’d believe it. patrice just lovingly gazing down at his son giving his hockey husband a handshake? you just can’t beat it. i have also been emotionally ruined by that tiny #37 jersey oh my

in the interest of being polite, i will describe this look as rugged. he has probably objectively looked better but i just like this photo and awful lot.

i don’t think i can give any commentary on this without saying something genuinely not suitable for public eyes. the 2 things i will say are: the only thing keeping me going completely feral horny looking at this is those pants,, if they were black or navy i’d be dead; and patrice i am begging you to do up a few more buttons on your shirt or remove it completely or i’m not going to live much longer.

oh man i just love this??? i can’t even explain why. the lack of much beard and the expression in his eyes just makes him look massively soft - i would give him a kiss on the nose and a cuddle in this photo

(gif via @gaudreau) i am slightly loathe to admit this bc it sounds weird but cuts and bruises can sometimes be a real look so this checks that box for me. his smile when he talks truly is one of the finer things in life too. also the lil shrug. i love you mr pikachu

a** fantastic **angle. this is just prime beautiful bergy.  excellent level of beard imo, the lighting shows off his v nice bone structure, and the nose is looking fab as always. weird observation of the day is that his neck looks nice in this

i mean obviously this had to go in - lord knows it’s fucking iconic. i have so many questions about how this situation came to be (aside from the fact that alcohol was involved. did brad initiate it? or patrice? why are they spinning? what the fuck? how the fuck? why was i not invited?) but anyway, this photo increased my thirst for a shirtless bergy photo at least two-hundredfold. at this point it’s a need not a want. i don’t think i can continue to comment on this without straying into nsfw territory so we’ll leave it at that. oh the things i would do

classic humble patrice making an appearance here, reminding us that he is not only the most handsome bastard to ever walk planet earth, but he’s a great guy too. just can’t hate him. and boy is he handsome in this gif. excellent stubble (im really invested in his facial hair if you hadn’t noticed), and the smile that could melt even my cold heart on display here. also bonus points for the previously mentioned thing about cuts/bruises. (sorry). i love this one 

in contrast to some of the prior ones, this picture is so cute that i can make nothing but pg comments about it. this is exactly the same face we all make when someone points a camera at us and says “cheese!” and i love that. the man looks good in white. good, wholesome content right here.

(gif via @weekendatbergysblog) okay the baby is cute but the fucking headband is what gets me in this. i’m able to make no further comment because this short circuits my brain.

(gif via @davidpastrnut)when i first saw this gif i had to go find the source video because i didn’t believe he actually said that but i’m here to tell you: he did. i love these hockey husbands so much. also i saw this tagged as “# hot waiter” one time and i still haven’t got over how accurate that is. someone more talented than me, i’m begging you for that fucking au 

(gif via @gaudreau) can patrice please stop looking up ??? it’s unfair that someone can look so good just looking in a direction what the fucK. he’s so stunning.

i love this one. brad pulling his hoodie down like that looks like he’s... soliciting and honestly who could blame him. bergy looks very cute, if a bit edgy in the all black. the hand is a treat in this one hooooooooooooooooo yes

this one show’s off patrice’s dark features very well. it’s amazing how he has such dark hair, dark eyes, big dark eyebrows, and dark facial hair, yet it doesn’t overcrowd or shadow his face ( except occasionally in awful lighting) ??? does anyone actually know how that works?? he’s looking very pensive here, and that hoodie looks oh-so-cosy. absolutely would cuddle.

**how cute is this y’all. **in case you thought you were just missing something, no, patrice is not sitting on a chair. he’s just maintaining that deep squat like a champ. maybe that’s the secret to his sublime thighs... the navy/deep red is an excellent look on him, and we get a rare glimpse of bergy with his wedding ring, which i find to be oddly cute. bonus points for him being beside a very cute kid too :)

(gif via @jakedebrask) this, i, ummmmm. i- uhh. just. um. yeah. so like. uhhhh... swiftly moving on

(gif via @davidpastrnut) this motherfucker and his handsome fucking face even looks good in that god-awful wooly patriots hat. honestly it looks like he’s about to go out and have a snowball fight (presumably with brad). decidedly rather domestic and i love it

(gif via @davidpastrnut) intense media patrice is intense. this is such a classic bergy face though, i love it. every time some media person asks him some big long question he puts on this exact very-invested-and-slightly-concerned face, its iconic. looking cosy in a hoodie once again. stop it. 

nice polo, dude

(gif via @davidpastrnut) that tshirt looks like its fighting for its life to contain those biceps. a dark, brooding patrice that has some sort of slow burn au stirring deep in my mind. from other angles in this interview the tattoo is fairly visible also.

this has such a strong energy it almost knocked me off my feet. again, i can see this being some sort of business or maybe criminal masterminds au. but fuck me, does that man looking something beautiful in a suit. the one hand in the pocket is quite frankly BDE too. i’m glad i’m not into dadkes or esle i think this whole picture would be too much for me.

he is literally the kind of man you’d want to bring home to your parents. i’m glad he seems to have cashed in on the navy/deep red combo because it really does suit him. he looks so fucking dapper here i may be very much in love

another excellent on-ice shot of him, albeit his slightly concerned expression. the beard is looking fucking crisp here hello sir. not much else to say on this, just a handsome, handsome boy.

(gif via @jeffsamardzija) another one that gives me Thoughts. he’s literally so beautiful. hair is cut a little shorter than usual on the sides and on anyone else it would scream fuckboy but i’m kind of digging it on bergy, at least on this one occasion. if i say anything else we’ll go down the rabbit hole

oof this is_ intense. _bergy aside, this is just an incredible shot tbh. rare that we get to see mr perfect not completely level-headed and playing it cool so it feels like a treat when we do. lowkey hot ngl

last but very certainly not least, mr patrice bergeron, four-time bergeron award winner, holding the award itself. this photo honestly just makes my heart swell a little with pride - it’s what he deserves!!!! just absolutely dapper in a beautiful suit as always, and a smile that could topple a nation to round it all off.

thank you so much for this anon!!! it was rather self-indulgent but i hope you like it :) also i will absolutely do another one with marchy, although my nails have been dry for about 2 hours now so i’ll probably do it tomorrow or friday, but it’s on its way :)

[felinedetached]

Jane is terrified.

Two of her friends are coming over for a birthday sleepover, for the first time ever, and she’s terrified that they’ll see her ears.

Because Jane has messed up ears. Steel and robotics, not good at all. Rabbit ears. Not befitting for a young lady. She’s been hiding them for 15 years.

When the time comes for the guests to arrive, she has a pair of hoodie pajamas already on, and eye her metal ears tied to her head.

Roxy arrives first, and they sit for a while talking on the couch. Jane is distracted throughout, but Roxy doesn’t notice.

When Calliope arrives, Jane starts to relax. Nothing will go wrong, right? It’s fine.

———

Later, Jane is lying awake in bed. Roxy and Calliope told her that they started dating today, which is fine, she isn’t jealous, it’s a good thing. Yeah.

She slumps foward, ears unconsciously drooping towards her face. Out of her hood.

“Um, Jane, what’s wrong? Why are you up at this hour?”

She woke Calliope up. Just great. Just grea-

Her ears are out.

Jane’s eyes grow wide with fear and her ears shoot back into the hood. Callie couldn’t not have seen, it’s too late, she fucking ruined everything. They’ll hate her, report her, tell the lab.

Jane darts into the bathroom in a very rabbit like way, tears in her eyes.

Roxy gives a startled yelp behind her, but Jane ignores it, pulls out a bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of wine confiscated from a drunk Roxy a couple years ago. She doesn’t want to do this, but she knows that she would rather die that be alone again. Better for her to die while she can at least know that two of her friends have some kind of care for her.

She swallows as many pills as she can, and washes them down with the wine.

Eventually Calliope manages to break down the door, allowing Roxy to get at Jane. It’s probably just a halucination from the pills, but Jane thinks she sees Roxy pull wires from her hands and placing them onto the bunny ears. Then Jane lets herself go, and all is dark.

—–Uploading Conciousness—–

You are Jane Crocker, and you think you exist?

RL: Hey, Janey? You awake?

Are you awake? You shouldn’t be. You should be dead. Why aren’t you dead?

RL: I’m going to try and reintegrate you with your body, alright? The techy parts are managing repair pretty well, all you really did was waterlog parts of your cybrain. It’s a security measure, to prevent external corruption. You’re safe.

You try to open your eyelids, but it’s hard. Eventually, you manage, and you open your eyes to see Roxy and Calliope, tears in their eyes. You burst into tears, silently crying while waiting for the coming rebuke. They look at each other briefly, before Roxy types something onto her arm and her skin writhes in LCD static. Her normal greenish eyes fade out, before being replaced by pixelated pink pupils. Calliope warps her form smoothly until she’s obviously serpentine in form, shedding the tuxedo and coiling around Roxy’s arm. Only her head remains unchanged.

You stare at them for a second, before grinning weakly.

“If this is a prank, I swear…”

Roxy shakes her head and leans in to give you hand up.

“We’re your friends. I won’t tell the boys if you don’t.”

So you don’t.

_________/\______________U______________/\_________

I tried something happy for once. My ideas for Roxy Callie and Jane in the Experimentverse.

(Tbh this prolly ends Beta Squad + Callie. Ot5. Best ot5. I just can’t write good jake. Too complicated+normal for my very atypical brain right not.)

Oh my god this is adorable ??? Im dying so Good A+

(Unable to write jake? relatable)

[kitaryu]

a.  age :    19 b .  birthplace :    fort worth, texas c .  current  time :    9:25pm d .  drink  you  had  last :    coffee e .  easiest  person(s)  to  talk  to :    @aoiiryuu and @westsurvived f .  favorite  song(s) :    gosh theres so many??? basically everything from a musical ever tbh. hamilton and be more chill are probably my faves for pure music factor h .  horror  yes  or  horror  no :    no god no. i like pixel horror rpgs (like ib or the witch’s house) but other than that horror is generally just too much for me i .  in  love ? :   AM I???? yes god im so in love rn dksnbtuihrds j .  jealous  of  people :    all the fucking time tbh. its actually a serious problem with me but ive been trying really hard over the past few years to get better with it and i have made some progress! k .  killed  someone :    wh. no??? l .  love  at  first  sight  or  should  i  walk  by  again ? :    walk by again tbh. i think physical attraction can come on at first sight but i dont think you can really get smitten without getting to actually know someone as a person first m .  middle  name :    kristine (my mom didnt give me ANY genderneutral names rip) n .  number  of  siblings :    4 o .  one  wish :    gosh uh. right now? to get out of living with my parents which may come to fruition soon! i just gotta save money first dsklbhntir q .  question  you’re  always  asked :    god uh. idk “whats a gold border mean” or “do you ever go outside/do you even have a life” are probably the most common ones fjsdbnvuithr r .  reason(s)  to  smile :    honestly??? ruri and michael and cats and those are really the big ones for genuine smiles, but i laugh a lot at everything so smiles in general arent hard to come by but real happy ones. those are rarer i guess adkvnreiojs s .  song  you  sang  last :    helpless from the hamilton musical dsniobvutrf t .  top  3  fictional  characters :    genji, obviously (overwatch), intention of the abyss (pandora hearts), aaaaaaaaaaand. idk theres a lot. probably umm...pidge gunderson (voltron)? theres so many tbh u .  underwear  &  color :    i. is this??? asking what color my underwear is??? ldsknbvtioj cause its dark blue i think v .  vacation :    germany! w .  when’s  your  birthday :    october 5 x .  x - rays :    only like normal dental x-rays and stuff, never real x-rays y .  your  favorite  food :    uhhhh tbh anything sweet for the most part z .  zodiac  sign :    libra

stolen from:    @aoiiryuu tagging:   take it if you want :0