#obsessed w THIS

[bakaramia]

Imagine Vox getting too greedy with his size kink. Like, okay, Alastor agrees to fuck him nice and full with his demon form, he puts his dick in and all, but since Alastor has a brain he's considerate and slow about it, increasing the size carefully, because there should be a limit, right? He can't put Vox's health in actual danger. Right? Well Vox doesn't agree! Vox is being a greedy brat and keeps demanding to make it bigger and move faster and deeper. And maybe at some point it does end up backfiering haha

YESSSS. SIZE KINK W RADIOSTATIC IS SO UNDERUTILIZED. Alastor can grow so fucking big!! Let him get big and fuck Vox!! Vox being a size queen is hdjshxjdhs Chefs KISS I love that shit ‘no Alastor he CAN take more’ ass bottom who just begs for bigger and bigger until he’s basically just being used like a cocksleeve for Alastor’s giant dick!! HngshsgdgGOD Vox getting what he asks for and Alastor does keep fucking him like that, even tho it is too big, too much, and it backfires the second that Alastor comes deep in his guts and pumps him so full it HURTS.

Afterward Vox whines and groans about how much his stomach hurts, still a little round and swollen from the internal abuse and the come still leaking out of his ass, and Alastor kisses and coddles and scolds him for making such a demand, ‘I told you you’d get hurt, remember this the next time’ and Vox very immediately is like ‘wait no I didn’t mean I don’t wanna do it again, we’re definitely doing that again’ and Alastor rolls his eyes all fond and is only a little smug abt the yelp Vox let’s out when Alastor lays a hand against his abdomen and presses.

[pe0ple3ater]

.....Look guys I think two people asked me to continue this so here we are. I really enjoyed writing this omg, sadistic dom Mike my beloved. Whiny, bitchy Fit my beloved. They go together like oxygen and fire. I'm their biggest fan. I didn't proof read this by the way so if it's bad then I'm so sorry.

"Have you ever been fucked, Fit?"

Mike asks, a knife-sharp grin spreading across his face. He drags his finger up Fit's cock, gathering some of his cum on the tip and enjoying the oversensitive little whine Fit lets out. Mike wipes the cum on Fit's stomach. Fit is still coming down from his first orgasm. He blinks slowly at Mike, panting and waiting for his brain to return online.

"What?" Fit whines, eyes half-lidded, face flushed. Mike drags his finger down again, past Fit's balls to circle his hole. Fit's breath catches, and his eyes widen. Fit's cock twitches, and Mike grins.

"Have you ever gotten fucked? Keep up, Fit," Mike says, pressing against the muscle and enjoying how Fit shivers at the feeling.

"No, no, I haven't," Fit replies, voice high-pitched and breathy. Mike can't help the laughter that bubbled out between his lips. He leans away and doubles over as he laughs harder. Fit pouts at him and whimpers, which only makes Mike laugh harder.

"Meu Deus, you're so cute. You look like a mess, uma vagabunda, and I've barely touched you," Mike purrs; he presses his finger a little more against Fit's hole, and Fit moans softly, face flushing darker. "You're begging for it, cachorro." Mike teases, then reaches over and puts a glove on. Fit lays his head back, and his eyes slip closed, swallowing hard. His dick twitches against his stomach at Mike's words, and Mike grins wider. He pours lube over his hand and pushes his middle finger slowly into Fit's hole.

"Mike-" Fit gasps, body jerking. Mike laughs and lays his head on Fit's thick thigh, enjoying the way the intrusion makes Fit's muscles bulge and flex at every centimeter of Mike's finger inside of him.

"Oi, you need to relax. What if Pac wants to fuck you with his strap? You don't want to be unprepared, do you?" Mike mumbles, his finally getting down to the bottom knuckle. Fit's breathy moan makes Mike laugh. It's cute, the way Fit is so reactive. Pac will like that. Mike starts to fuck his finger inside Fit slowly. He turns his head and presses a soft kiss to Fit's thigh, and then he nips at the skin. Fit's thigh twitches, and he groans softly.

"Fuck, Mike," Fit moans, throwing his head back as Mike works his index finger aside his ring. Mike continues to pepper his thigh with mean little bites and soft kisses to soothe them. Mike then twitches his finger just a little and presses hard against Fit's prostate. Fit moans like a bitch, jerking hard and arching his back. Mike grins and sinks his teeth into Fit's thigh, taking his time to abuse the poor spot. Mike likes the sound of Fit moaning his name. He likes the feeling of muscle between his jaws. Mike knows his bite will bruise; it fills him with heat. Fit is a mess above him, moaning and squirming as much as he can, strapped down like he is, while Mike stretches him out. His cock is half-hard again; Mike notes his short refractory period with a pleased little hum.

"You're so loud. Pac likes that," Mike mumbles, pulling his fingers out, finally letting up on Fit's prostate. Fit lifts his head and manages to force his eyes open. He looks down at Mike, Mike grins at him. Mike takes a second to note down some things before he grabs the dildo he'd put out and coats it in lube. He holds it up to Fit with a smile.

"It's smaller than Pac; I can't take all the fun for myself," Mike says casually as if he's talking about the weather. He presses the toy in Fit slowly, watching his reactions closely. Fit lays his head back against the chair and moans loudly; he's hard as a rock now; his back is arched prettily. The position presses Fit's chest out and brings Mike's attention there. Mike can't help himself, he leans up and bites down, hard, into the meat of Fit's pec. His teeth are sharper than a normal human, and Mike feels them break the skin. Blood fills his mouth, and Mike licks at the wound. Fit can't stop moaning, his deep voice rumbling against Mike's tongue and lips. Mike pulls away and presses the toy home, eyes focusing on Fit's face. He knows his eyes are dilated like crazy.

Fit looks at him, shivering and panting. Mike wants to destroy him, make him cum until he's sobbing and shaking.

Mike starts to fuck him with the toy, angling so that it hits his prostate meanly on every pass.

Fit's in for a long night. He's too pretty for Mike to let him off easy.

[othellho]

Love Explained, Jennifer Michael Hecht

[wedontdeservethestars]

So first and foremost I'm obsessed with the cannibal!Hoffman au because I think it's edgy and cool and hot and fits his vibe, but it's also really funny to think about how that would have even started for him??

Like in my mind, maybe he always liked the taste of blood as a kid, and then when he started apprenticing John sent him to do clean-up work at some of the traps and the second he entered the room he was just hit with waves of the scent of blood and viscera and was like. Huh. I wonder.

Smash cut to Hoffman arguing to himself that first and foremost, meat is meat and it would just rot anyways, and actually it's an EXCELLENT way to dispose of evidence (and a cheaper one at that than having to waste all that precious money on gasoline), and, hey, he's always liked cooking, this is a great way to get back into a hobby--

[inaflashimagine]

nagumo in a ponytail…yes…

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[driftveilcity]

[junglejim4322]

*irishises your name* Aoiseán

IRISHSONA COMING ALONG SWIMMINGLY

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: cropped photo of a book page reading “faggolasexual queerim!” /end id]

[townhulls]

nive: is there anything [about goodsir] you would’ve liked to know?

paul: yes, everything in exact detail about his whole life

paul: but that’s not possible :(

[texaschainsawmascara]

[hijinks-n-lowjinks]

watching Thorkell fight Thorfinn is like watching a grizzly bear go up against a squirrel with mange

[divorceblogger]

he gave up neither….

[longtallglasses]

excerpt of primary wishes by larry connolly from the book Identity Envy Wanting to Be Who We’re Not, 2014

[cnidocyst]

[definitelynotshouting]

get that man an emotions burger. pretty please.

I can only imagine an emotions burger being a dozen different emojis stacked on top of each other