#oblivious Childe

[unpersoniverse]

Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

[rambamthxman]

Eddie.

You're thinking out loud, Eddie.

Eddie.

Eddie please💀

-Robin

[ribinapan]

headcanon that when willow and hunter start dating hunter doesn’t know. like willow asks him out and all he just doesn’t really understand what it means. they kiss and go on dates and hold hands and he tells her he loves her, all the while completely believing she could totally be doing all of this with the others. bro thinks it’s normal. bros just happy to have a very good friend he loves named willow park. augustus gus porter has to sit this poor boy down and explain it to him. he screams into his full body sized wolf pillow darius made him for about 5 minutes

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 316

De-aged Danny but! He’s been de-aged because a time-traveller didn’t want to kill a kid, like that’s a whole ass teenager, but they also didn’t want the whole Dan timeline to happen. And well, they see that the kid’s parents… Yeah those are some mad scientists. 

Therefor! The solution: de-age the kid and take them somewhere else, where someone can raise them right! It’s perfect! The only issue, something they didn’t know about? Danny is a halfa, which means he has medical issues, ones which now that he’s much, much younger and more fragile? Are very much causing problems. Major ones. 

[monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

Jason doing the "back in my day we hiked 4 to school up a mountain with 30 books on our backs" old people thing but with his friends would fix me I think.

"You're annoyed by walking? When I was 4 I walked 20 miles all by myself to New Rome from The Wolf House"

That kind of thing. It would heal me. He learns what trauma is and uses it against his friends lol

[character-obsessed-fem]

listen. hear me out. shadow not being able to talk properly and just mispronouncing/mumbling EVERYTHING when gerald first created them. i'm talking toddler/infant speaking level despite being like. above six years old when they first came out of that tube.

the adults who didn't like shadow using this as an excuse to ignore whatever the hedgehog has to say under the pretense of 'not being able to understand them', and not listening when shadow says they're hungry or that an experiment hurts.

maria teaching shadow how to speak and pronounce things right - it takes them a while, but eventually, shadow is the most well-spoken being on that ARK.

the adults hating maria for this because now they actually have to listen to what shadow has to say now because they can longer dismiss them due to them being unintelligible. they actually have to listen when shadow says 'that hurts!' or 'i want professor robotnik.' or 'i need water.'

and if they don't - well, shadow tells everything to maria, and maria brings up every little issue regarding shadow up to gerald, the lead scientist, who does everything to make sure maria is happy - which means making sure shadow is happy.

[hanakihan]

listen I’ve been plagued by idea of Apothecary Diaries AU and Rook is MaoMao you need to see my vision—

[artsycooky13]

they like, came across kevin or smth and they are about to beat the living heck outta him (also they were on their way to an ice cream shop i think)

[askblueandviolet]

mayor, why are you so hot?

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[nonbinarykai]

My hot take is that I think Kai did raise nya but he was an objectively bad and lacking parental figure (because he was like 7) who wasn’t able to properly fulfill Nya emotional needs and as a result (as well as the general stress of the situation) nya is as heavily traumatized as Kai.

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

Sugar Dog Life Episode 6

[raccoon-poi]

they are... bonding...? (dubious)

[hyenashark]

zhongli, giving childe the dragon and phoenix chopsticks: i hope he accepts my proposal he is the love of my life and i must wed him

childe, receiving the dragon and phoenix chopsticks: oh he must really want me to get better at using chopsticks if he’s giving me such an expensive pair (that i paid for), thanks xiansheng :)

[cursedvibes]

I love how both Jin and Takaba come off as normal people at first glance, who you wouldn't expect to insist so much on sticking to Kenjaku, but then you hear them talk for more then 30 seconds and it's clear oh they're a little unhinged too.

[puppetmaster13u]

So anyway, thinkin about writing a oneshot or something...

[monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

Jason who was raised by a brutal vicious wolf lady and then indoctrinated into the military. Don’t tell me he wouldn’t be the weirdest (most violent) kid in the world

Jason: (seeing a mortal working with Gaea. (I know that didn’t happen roll with me)): well they probably know information

Percy: yeah.

Jason: we should kidnap and torture them!

Percy: WHAT?

Jason: for information. Obviously. It does work if you do it right

Percy: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?

Jason: what?