#obligatory shitpost tag

[cringelordofchaos]

Drew shouldn't have ever trusted him from the start 😔

[all-hail-albert]

ALBERT FLAMINGO GIVES BIRTH !?!?!? 😲😱😱

Im so so sorry.... NOT

I'm ready to lose followers over this

Who do y'all think the loving... Father? Mother? Other parent? Is

His child looks so cute !! 🥰

[yaboirezzy]

Apparently this is canon or whatever-

(also my first video contribution to the naruto fandom)

[literallyneurodivergentandaminor]

doomscrolling on pinterest leads to opening mspaint which leads to shitposts

characters by @du-buk

[raine-dance]

My dreams told me to make this very specific piece for a friend, and who am I to defy the whims of the Radiance?

Reblogs > Likes!

[harpoonsnotspoons]

SHE SAW THESE SHIRTS AND WANTED ME TO DRAW THEM

[total-drama-brainrot]

the "pop" in "snap, crackle and pop" actually symbolises the blood vessels in noah's brain, which are going to rupture from the stress of his situation, killing him instantly.

[smellygooberalert]

I hate them (i have 40 more doodles of them rotting in my gallery pls help...)

Th.... Sillies....

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

You know when you ship something but like. As a joke?? And then suddenly it isn’t a joke anymore??? Yeah

[walkinthew00ds]

probably the worst thing I’ve done currently

referencing this . shitpost

[cringelordofchaos]

i love ezekiel he was so socially stupid but I love him

Too bad his parents were arseholes so they probably taught him some stupid messed up shit besides misogyny

Why do I even like him

[coldtortelloni]

i don’t post about my ocs very much anymore because 90% of the content about them looks like this

[o-crud]

IT’S NOT FUNNY

[lady-quen]

...I was joking about Mael being mildly below average height (in gw2 at least) but @missbadafker blessed me with the height calculation post and it turns out he's 5'10", everyone else is just a tree I guess.

*audience laughter sfx at yet another bad pun*

I was also testing another thing because despite what the post says, it really seemed to me that fem! Sylvari are taller by default (taller at each respective tick) but this must be a camera zoom trick in the character creator, then. Anyway, have this cursed thing that happened when I previewed Mael as a woman.

I don't know where the random pink comes from, of all races I'd think sylvari wouldn't be big on "she's a girl! QUICK, SLAP PINK ON HER" but I guess Anet and their various bugs were feeling trollish. Also, they sheared his leaves. All his leaves. His glorious emo haircut!! That he spent so long maintaining for personal flair, symbolism and all the "being a plant version of Essek Crit Role" allegations!

So, I guess now we have the one and definite reason Mael will not transition: hair loss issues.

[averagepsychouser]

Zephyr when she eats the food her husband cooked right after they argued about his mom (there’s abraxo detergent in it)