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Watched nun 2 and was super normal about sister debra and sister irene (lying)
#Frankly the film sucked#Objectively horrible#But I see the yuri potential!#I and I alone know what they could have been#And yea I know this drawing sucks but it's 4 am and I haven't drawn with my tablet and finger in like a month#Art#Digital art#Doodle#my art
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gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that
#bloodweave#astarion#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work#but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked#tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like#first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful#and I rushed to find the most useless object I could#thank you Komira you’re a real one#also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times#also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet
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don't you want to be a cult leader? - danyal al ghul au
this is mostly a joke post but i thought it was funny and had to share so--
his first mistake was, obviously, inheriting his father's inability to see an injustice and stand still. -- actually, danyal's first mistake was his lair being so big. a mountainous island with a large temple in the center resembling his old home in Nanda Parbat? With sprawling foliage and rivers and streams and waterfalls galore? What was he going to do with all that space? Let it go to waste? He had plants there! Native trees of the ghost zone growing from the soil! He couldn't let it all be left unchecked!
So naturally after helping a fellow teenage assassin ghost -- who he later learns is named Akihiko, -- from Walker of all people, he sent them over to hang low at his lair until it was safe enough for them to wander around the Zone. Walker couldn't get through Danyal's astrofield if his life depended on it, and trust him -- he's tried. Danny was clearing out debris from his stupid transport vans for weeks.
Honestly it wasn't so bad, he and Aki really quickly became fast friends and Danny loves having a sparring partner close to his level again -- he hasn't had this much fun fighting since he left the League. Aki was very dedicated and levelheaded, the both of them clicked really well because of it.
Nonono, the real trouble began after Danyal met some long-passed League members and allowed them to come join his island as well. Apparently they had made a few enemies of the zone, and maybe Danyal still felt some loyalty to the League. He couldn't just let them be left to rot. Their zealotry could be overlooked so long as they kept it contained and helped him take care of his island.
And it.. snowballs from there? He meets a teen squire aptly calling himself Ambroise -- whether that was his living name or not is yet to be seen -- who died during feudal france, who is just about as dramatic and passionate as every french stereotype makes them out to be. He calls Danyal "my moon and great muse" -- which is both flattering and little uncomfortable, but Danyal's grown up in the League as the Grandson of the Demon Head, he is used to mild worship. he passes it off as nothing more, nothing less. -- and while his energy is overwhelming on the worst of days, he helps Danny draw out of his shell more in ways that Sam and Tucker still struggle with.
Him and Aki butt heads a lot, but the two seem to hold the other in at least some positive regard, so Danny doesn't worry too much about them fighting while he's gone. It only becomes a mild issue when Aki also begins calling Danny "my moon". It's a little sweet, so Danyal brushes it off.
Then he takes in a troupe of ghosts some time after he defeats Pariah Dark and they begin calling him "great one" just as the yetis do in the far frozen. This is where he meets the twins -- a pair of sibling ghosts who call themselves Trixie and Missy (short for Trick and Mislead) -- who aren't quite as passionate as Ambroise but more energetic than Aki. Eventually they also start calling Danyal "my moon" and attach themselves to his hip, even within the living. They like to hide in his shadow and cause trouble for the rest of the students. He makes sure they don't hurt anyone.
He's pretty sure Aki is jealous, same with Ambroise, but he can't be too certain other than the fact that they become much more lingering (re: clingy) whenever he visits the island.. Something he's trying to do much more often these days due to the increasing amount of people living there now. Since when did he become so popular?
Then there's Pēnelópeia from the Greater Athens, who ran away from home and joined his Island after he ran into her while she was being chased by Skulker -- and he's pretty sure the reason was because of her chimeric appearance. Her strange eyes and mismatched wings and lion's tail and talons. She assimilates into his friend group very easily, she gets along well with Ambroise and Trixie and Danny usually finds the three of them climbing the trees to pluck the most fruit from the top. They can fly and he knows it, but they prefer to climb.
Then finally there's silent poet Akkara who comes from ancient mesopotamia, who gets along most with Aki -- which is no surprise there considering their similar personality dispositions. he watches Aki and Danyal fight each other and leaves comments on this or that that he notices. He writes Danyal poems on clay tablets and leaves them by his room.
They're one big mismatched group of outcasts, and Danny's got the other ghosts on his island to tend to, because they're living on his island and he wants to be hospitable even if he struggles with that. But he spends the most of his time with them.
Sam and Tucker are making fun of him. Tucker jokingly tells him 'careful Danny, at this rate you're gonna start a cult'. Danny really wishes he had taken that joke more seriously.
He just. keeps. collecting people. Wayward souls lost in the zone, looking for shelter or refuge from something or other -- whether that be another hostile ghost, or a past afterlife, or just a purpose. Danyal finds them, he takes them in, offers them a place on his island until they are ready to leave. Many seldom do. He's not complaining -- he has the space, and it feels like it's only ever growing.
His close friends, his "inner circle" as he's heard the others call them, keep insistently calling him "my moon". He starts calling them his stars, because then it only feels fair. They're his stars, this is his constellation. It becomes a thing; little star halos begin forming behind their heads, picking them out from the rest. He loves them so much, it's hard to place. Sam and Tucker are also his stars, but they reside in the living realm, they're his tie to Life. Meanwhile, his friends here know what it's like to be dead, and sometimes its nice to relate.
Those living on his island keep calling him "Great One" and he's beginning to notice zealotry in their care for his island. He really, deeply appreciates it. His close friends gain nicknames -- as his stars, it's only natural for him to pick them out from the cluster in the skies. Akihiko, his Sirius and bright star. Trix and Missy, Castor and Pollux, the twins and troublemakers. Ambroise, his zealous Antares and close friend. Penelopeia, chimeric and loyal Vega. And Akkara, his Arcturus and strength.
It's ridiculous how long it takes for him to notice; he is, of course, a deadly trained assassin. He is meant to be observant -- and normally he is! But somehow this becomes a blind spot. One that becomes too big to be dealt with by the time he realizes it.
He should've noticed when Aki, his Sirius, stood beside him one day while Danyal looked over his island and saw the sprawling spirits carrying on about their afterlife and bowing to him as they saw him, and said: "I looked down into the depths when I met you; I couldn't measure it." They aren't one for flowing prose, it took him so off guard he was silent for over a minute before he finally spoke.
Danyal should've recognized devotion for what it is, and yet he didn't. He should've recognized it when Antares began spouting praises about him, crowing about his radiance and resplendence to the heavens. He just brushed it off as Ambroise being Ambroise. He should've recognized it when Trix and Missy nearly broke Dash's leg after he knocked Danyal's books out of his hands, he excused it as them being protective. Of them coming from times where such violence may have been customary -- after all, that's what he used to be like. What he was still like, sometimes, when his emotions nearly got the better of him.
He should've noticed it when the people living on his island followed his word like gospel, looked at him like he hung the stars in the sky. When his friends gifted him a shawl with the moon phases delicately embroidered into it, with silver, shimmering thread and moving stars lovingly stitched into it. Their constellations seen clear as day in the dark fabric. When he found small shrines dedicated to him -- but they lacked any image of him beyond stones carved to look like moons, so he ignored it. When the religious imagery began popping up.
He really, really should've noticed it when a bunch of cultists accidentally summoned Antares, and Antares had turned to him when he arrived and called them heretics. But he was so centered on the fact that they had kidnapped one of his stars, that he hadn't paid much attention to what Ambroise had said.
Sages say that faith is blind, they should also say faith in you is even blinder.
It really only hits him one afternoon while he's sitting in Sam's room studying with Tucker, Missy and Trixie lounging at his feet, Aki sat on his right, Penelopeia braiding his hair, Ambroise draped against him, and Akkara lurking over him. Its one of the rare few times they're all in one room together.
It hits him like a bolt of lightning. He looks up from his textbook. "Oh Ancients," he says in no amounting shock. Everyone looks up to him.
"I've become my grandfather."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc prompt#ive been playing cult of the lamb recently and you can tell#anyways i thought this was funny to think about. its specifically danyal al ghul bc that makes it even funnier#tfw you accidentally become a cult leader. rip to you danny you have a cult following#not at ALL an accurate depiction of a cult but i still think its funny. innaccurate cult depictions. ur in too deep to change it now danno#sam and tucker: hey dude... this is a cult | danny still learning how to People: what. no. these are all my friends and refugees.#his inner circle are all Insane about him they just show it in different ways. Sirius is as equally zealous as the rest they just don't#show it as much. which has mistakenly convinced danyal that they are the more logical one. no danny. they would kill for you#danny: i am being hospitable | sam: you created a cult | danny: i am being hosPITABLE#i dont like ghost king aus but i love danny being in positions of power it just has to feel earned. 'accidental kingdom acquisition' is my#favorite trope it just has to be done correctly. 🫵 build that bitch up with your bare hands and not realize until its too late you fool#'becoming a world power by accident and im in too deep to back out now'#danyal. a raised assassin (has no threshold for normal behavior): *sees utter devotion towards him* yeah this is fine and normal.#danyal: yk i dont see this ending horribly. *goes and collects more followers* yeah this is totally cool. welcome to the constellation#danyal: *saves a few people and houses them in his lair* (everyone liked that [to a worrying degree actually])#his inner circle: my moon! | danny: my stars :]#danny: ive become my grandfather. | danny: ... | danny: idk how to feel about that honestly.#those poor cultists that kidnapped antares were subjected to a 3hr tangent about 'the radiance of the Moon and his resplendent generosity'#before danyal found him and got him home. who were the cultists summoning? who knows! but they got Objectively the Worst out of the#constellation to summon by accident. actually they're all bad there's no picking who. they're all various amounts of Unhinged Danny just#Never Realizes It because he is also Unhinged and thinks some of this shit is normal.#like yeah thats totally normal behavior he has no questions whatsoever. this seems like Typical People Stuff.
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secret meetings 🖇️
#im obsessed with the idea of them meeting up incognito style#welcome to my mind palace in which suguru is wearing a hoodie he 100% stole from satoru and will never give back#and satoru is wearing a hat because the glasses/bandana are such a brand for him that going without is less noticeable#and they are in doomed horrible love#an immovable force meets an unstoppable object … they love each other so much but not enough to give up everything they’ve built#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#satoru gojo#geto suguru#jjk geto#satosugu#suguru geto#sugusato#don’t even worry about perspective it’s not real ♡
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I HC Scarletella is smart enough to figure out MC's language and I'm currently brainrotting over an AU wherein he attempts to adapt a normal, human life. As normal as he can pretend to be, though, while getting closer to you. MC is a completely unassuming person by day and a serial killer by night who is freaked out by this random tall and mute redhead suddenly appearing in the oddest places. Simple coincidence doesn't explain any of it anymore. MC starts seriously considering murdering him too lest he foil their secret hobby, only to realize he may just be as fucked up as them...
#AND HE ENABLES MC what a king ❤️#I love dynamics where theyre both objectively horrible beings but they make each other so much worse#MMMM Brain Worms 🤤#homicipher#he'll still be named Scarletella and that's MC's first red flag cos whose sane mother would name their child like that#homicipher x reader#Mr. Scarletella x reader#Mr. Gap also terrorizes MC in this AU for the shits and giggles#Not sure how to put Mr. Crawly and the rest of them in but I'll figure that out#brainrottingz
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someone said my oc reminded them of rodger so I drew him
#I have never played or seen much of dandy's world btw#HOWEVER#I have a horrible feeling that this man gets simped over. he has the tumblr sexyman vibes i just know it#my artwork#artists on tumblr#art#dandys world#dandy's world#dandy's world fanart#dandy's world rodger#rodger dandys world#object head
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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked
#katnissexual#i’m joking btw#and i agree with yall#he says you’ve ruined all other women for me#yeah twink we know#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#nightlocked-in#everlark#peeta mellark#hunger games headcanon#hunger games incorrect quotes#thg incorrect quotes#bisexual peeta#peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk#what do u mean u don’t know#i’ve never thought about it#well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl#just one#katniss he says#i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later#peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha#katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love#so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her#so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him#and that never stops being a problem
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I like to imagine that some characters (esp ones that have interactions with surviving jedi) have ‘met a jedi’ before and it was Haja Estree.
I mean within the show’s metanarrative the consensus seems to be that ‘yeah this guy who lies to people and doesn’t actually do magic counts he’s valid’ and I kinda love that for him. Don’t think the rest of the Jedi would though I think Windu would have a ghost hernia.
And statistically someone like Han Solo or Ezra Bridger or Wedge Antilles are much more likely to have met him than any actual other surviving Jedi.
im now imagining haja being both the dareth ninjago of the star wars universe and also being the girls and the gays and coleman meme
#objectively speaking 'man who pretends to be a jedi despite jedi being hunted horribly' was a terrible worldbuilding choice for the show#but subjectively haja's funny as hell as a concept so we should let it slide#haja estree#star wars#thanks for the ask!#my doods#askbox closed
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it is absurd how blatant people are irl. like why is transphobia your idea of smalltalk with a store employee
then they just move on. like boom ! its there and then its gone. theyll spend the next 5 mins asking you about dog food without picking up on ur name tag. swindled by the left again idk we're so sneaky ig
#this post is brought to you by meeting my dentist's wife and having her throw out a horribly transphobic sideways comment#while i prayed she wouldnt look down and see the big ass 'thomas' on my name tag & pass it on to my family#objectively rly funny that ppl do this though#lighthearted post in the way that its no surprise it just leaves u bemused#with a vague sense of dread but thats perpetual at this point so. im sure u guys get it
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Germany shames their fascists.
American conservatives elect them.
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Emmet having a delayed reaction to Ingo disappearing and only having a breakdown when he encounters a comparatively small problem
#hoof draws#augh ..#reacting fairly rationally to the actual disappearance .#and then getting irrationally upset when he encounters a little problem he can't fix#also the autism urge to overly-personify inanimate objects .#i imagine he goes thru a period where he gets horribly upset if anybody separates any pair of 2 things
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TBH, I wish the opinions of “The Jedi were mostly good and a lot of their perceived faults come from fandom misunderstandings” and “Anakin made a lot of mistakes, had terrible judgement, and went onto to commit an untold number of atrocities but was in fact a very competent and respected Jedi in his time and was widely beloved (by the public)” were not incompatible takes in this fandom.
#pro jedi#anakin skywalker#star wars prequels#jedi council#anakin skywalker appreciation#jedi appreciation#I cannot say enough that I think Anakin made terrible choices#but I get so sick of those posts and fics that act like he was 100% horrible from Day 1 and was never kind or talented or hardworking#I’ll never not object to this fandom’s attempt at a retcon that Anakin was always lazy and spoiled and just blundered around all the time
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And what if i say i dont think Mairon was even in love w Melkor, i think he just got intensely trauma bonded and by the time he realised whats going on it was "too late" and so he went into denial about this and then it just became his psychological modus operandi - anything bad we can ignore, laugh at, minimise, be in denial over
#fun fact this is how people start out using denial as their main coping skill#you end up in one horrible situation from which there is no out and no escape - doesnt matter if there objectively is its enough that you#do not see it or get convinced it doesnt exist#and boom!#you go in denial then#youre brain registers it as a relief and it becomes the main way of solving problems for it#more and more every time you reach for it#thats how ppl get addicted too btw#trop#sauron#angbang#and i think he was in a way addicted to morgoth or to smthg he provided him with at least initially
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my unmedicated adhd thought it'd be really cool if i spent the night drawing this instead of all the other stuff i was supposed to do
#my art#inanimate insanity#lightbulb inanimate insanity#lightbulb ii#ii lightbulb#cw weed#cw blunt#alright so im just putting this here and logging back out#im sorry im genuinely horrible i just cant handle my main rn#i wanted to drop this here because i think the world deserves to see this one though#osc#object show community
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I’m convinced that Taco just blasts Mitski in her free time (a.k.a. The entire day, since she has nothing better to do)
#Taco they could never make me hate you#osc#object shows#inanimate insanity#ii#taco ii#ii taco#mepad ii#ii mepad#art#digital art#artwork#horrible art core ^^
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Okay fiiine ive posted this to Pinterest and Yt and i guess its "worthy" enough to go here...
Ehhsjssjejejejwwerrrrtt sorry you had to see this
#pimp lucious#pimp#pimp two#zaaamnnn#bfdi#battle for bfdi#bfb#battle for bfb#you know i gets my pimpin on#papa louie#papa louie pals#uegejdhhdsw#object show community#object shows#osc community#YOU KNOW I GETS MY PIMPIN AWWWNNNN#THATS PIMP!#xfohv#this is horrible#tpot#shwhwudhwisokfkwmgjekmw
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