#obi-wan nooooo.....don't do it..............

[secretsolarsystem]

Same age Jedi-Obi and hidden Sith-Ani meet in their teens when Nabooian Queen’s ship crashes on Tattooine. Ani is not thrilled at how Obi is treated by Qui-Gon regarding the Padawan’s “bad feelings” and his connection to the Unified Force. The young Sith has taken a shine to Obi and has decided to keep him.

bestie!!! this one had me thinking and scheming and concocting and I really hope you like what I came up with hehe <3

canon-divergent, same age au, Anakin was found by Sidious on Tatooine, padawan!Obi-Wan, 2.2k

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Tatooine was not a friendly place. The relentless suns and unforgiving desert were not kind. Why would they be? Why would the suns or the dunes care for feelings of mere lifeforms? Why would they not do what they do best – heat the sand that house creatures and allows scant plants to grow – because people felt uncomfortable?

The people of Tatooine were hardly any better. They did not trust, they did not offer an open hand, they hardly even spared a glance unless it was a sneer. And why should they? Why should they trust, help, or regard anyone on a planet controlled by a gang who enslaved, who killed, who turned neighbors against each other and made sure no one could succeed or thrive without it being at the expense of others?

Growing up, Anakin only had three people in this life: his mother, Shmi; his owner, Watto; and his friend, Kitster. To have a mother and a friend were a blessing, the only kindness the desert had ever given him. He was not and would never be grateful for his time as a slave, but he was at least fortunate enough to have been born into it and born a son. It was the only way he’d gotten to have a mother at all, most likely.

He’d had another friend, too, once – although, Anakin saw him more as the father he’d never had. He was a senator from Naboo, an old man named Palpatine who’d wandered into Watto’s shop one day with a kind smile on his face. He’d talked with Anakin as he worked on a busted speeder, asking him about his life and telling him all about Naboo. A slaveless world, a world with cool rushing waters rather than cruel endless desert. A place of prosperity, of generosity, of peace, of freedom.

“Should the whole galaxy not follow Naboo’s example, Anakin?”

Of course it should. Anakin envied Naboo and similar planets. He envied them so much he hated not only the Hutts and masters of Tatooine, but the wealthy and influential people of every planet. Where were they? What were they doing with their power?

Before he left, Palpatine showed him the power Anakin possessed. The way he could easily kill his oppressors and force others to help him bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to the galaxy. The way he could preserve order and not only make things the way he should be, but keep them that way.

But he could only do so much, now. That’s what Palpatine had told him. “I am your master now, my boy, should you choose to follow my teachings. But you will not be my slave, for I will give you unlimited power to use at your disposal, so long as it serves our shared vision for the galaxy. Kill your owner, free yourself and your mother, but remain here. It is the only way I can safely train you. When the time is right, you will kill the Hutts and we will rid the galaxy of all its oppressors.”

What was Anakin going to do? Say no? Of course not. Of course he said yes, my master. Of course he became Darth Vader.

So now, in the present, Vader still had three people in his life: his mother, Shmi; his friend, Kitster; and his master, Lord Sidious.

That was, until the Force granted him with more friends. One, a handmaiden to the queen of Naboo. Vader was ecstatic to have another Nabooian friend to tell him all about the planet he longed to see. The handmaiden, Padmé Amidala, was a kind woman, just as kind as Palpatine had been.

But Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi apprentice – that was who Vader coveted as more than a friend. Not only was he closer in age to Vader, being only a year older than him, but he was so bright in the Force it was addicting. The man alone was addicting: his toothy grin, his Coruscanti accent, the way he’d wrap his finger around his braid and tug at it when he was deep in thought.

Vader’s Darkness craved to wrap itself around Obi-Wan’s Light, to keep it safe and hidden until it could consume it. Vader wanted to wrap himself around Obi-Wan for very similar reasons.

It was Obi-Wan that made Vader prolong the “fixing” of their damaged ship. They’d come to his shop – formerly Watto’s, the late Watto – asking for parts for the ship, and one look at Obi-Wan and one moment in the presence of the padawan’s Force signature had Vader offering to fix the ship himself. Maybe he would, one day, but the longer it remained inoperable, the longer Obi-Wan stayed.

So, if he was being honest, the only way Vader would fix the ship would be if it meant Padmé and Qui-Gon were to get on it and leave Vader and Obi-Wan to be alone, together.

Or even if it meant only Qui-Gon would leave. Vader did not like Qui-Gon Jinn. Not only was he a master, but he was Obi-Wan’s master, which was even worse.

Yes, Vader had a master of his own, but Sidious did not restrict Vader in the ways that Qui-Gon did Obi-Wan. Vader was encouraged to be emotional and attached, for feeding his anger and possessiveness were the key to harnessing his powers to their fullest potential. Obi-Wan, on the other hand, was instructed to release his emotions to the Force for the sake of balance. He was forbidden to form attachment for the sake of keeping the greater good above any one person.

In other words, it was Qui-Gon Jinn keeping Obi-Wan from returning any feelings of love or obsession or lust towards Vader, and it was Qui-Gon Jinn who wouldn’t let Obi-Wan attach himself to Vader. It didn’t matter how Vader attached to Obi-Wan like a leech, doing all he could to suck out his Light and love and blood; as long as Qui-Gon Jinn was Obi-Wan’s master, it didn’t matter.

It didn’t matter, but Vader still acted like it could matter. Even now as he worked underneath their ship, taking things apart so it would blow smoke and make terrible sounds when they’d try to turn it on tomorrow while Obi-Wan sat nearby reading his book, he couldn’t help but press his ankle to Obi-Wan’s. Vader often did that, making sure some part of them was always touching. And Obi-Wan never shied away, but he didn’t lean into the touches, either. It made Vader preen as much as it made something ugly and dissatisfied unfurl in his chest.

“Oh, Anakin, listen to this,” Obi-Wan said, clearing his throat before reading a passage from his book. It made Vader smile and press his ankle harder against Obi-Wan’s. These moments were everything to Vader; just him and Obi-Wan alone, their bodies – albeit just one part of them – pressed together, Obi-Wan’s voice filling the shop, both of them drenched with sweat as they sipped of Shmi’s homemade pallie juice.

As Vader continued to ruin the ship above him, a voice – Qui-Gon Jinn’s deep, calm, irritating voice – interrupted Obi-Wan’s reading to announce, “We’re leaving.”

Vader cursed loudly as he shot up and banged his head hard on the ship, groaning as he pushed himself out from under his work. He sat up, frowning at Qui-Gon, who was frowning at Obi-Wan, who was also frowning at Qui-Gon.

Vader had wanted to strangle Qui-Gon just for interrupting Obi-Wan’s reading. Now he wanted to kill him. “On what ship?” he asked, quirking up an eyebrow. He even banged the side of it with his tool, letting everyone hear how it made the loosened parts inside rattle around.

Obi-Wan cringed at the sound, but Qui-Gon just met Vader’s glare with his own steady stare. “The queen’s handmaiden has successfully transmitted a message to Naboo, and a ship is already underway to pick us up.”

Vader stood, enraged. “So you’re just going to leave? You owe me a lot of credits for the work I’ve done.” Sure, the work had made the ship worse as an excuse to be with Obi-Wan, but it was work nonetheless.

“The queen has promised to ensure your payment is brought on the ship coming to get us,” Qui-Gon assured, doing nothing to alleviate Vader’s anger. It was hot: they were in a small, crowded shack in the middle of the day on a desert planet with two suns. But it was Vader’s blood that was boiling him from the inside out.

“Has she,” he said through gritted teeth. Vader liked Padmé a whole lot less now, her and her generous queen.

“When are we to leave, Master?” Obi-Wan finally spoke, face set into the neutral expression Vader hated. It meant he was hiding how he really felt, and Vader more often than not saw it whenever Vader got close to getting Obi-Wan to admit to even a semblance of returned attraction.

“Miss Amidala says tomorrow night, at the latest,” Qui-Gon answered, crossing his arms in the sleeves of his robe that was truly too hot to be wearing now. “Be sure you’re packed by then, Padawan.”

“Master,” Obi-Wan spoke, chewing his lip. Vader knew what this meant, too – he’d watched Obi-Wan enough to know all his tells. He was about to tell Qui-Gon something he knew was going to get shut down. It made Vader’s anger only grow, and ugly thing growing in his chest and stomach. “I have a bad feeling about this.”

Qui-Gon sighed, and it made Vader want to run his hidden ‘saber through his chest. How anyone could dare to act annoyed by Obi-Wan interacting with them only proved to Vader that the galaxy truly was out of order. “How so?”

“I just…I do not feel it’s time to leave. I fear terrible things will happen if we do,” Obi-Wan said, wringing his hands so he wouldn’t grab for his braid.

Obi-Wan was right feel this way. It was bad for him to leave Vader. Something bad would happen. Vader would find a way to hunt them down and he would kill Qui-Gon Jinn and maybe even Padmé and her queen – anyone who dared to take his Obi-Wan away.

“All will be well, Obi-Wan,” Qui-Gon dismissed as he turned for the door. “You will see in the morning.” And with that, he left. And with him leaving, Vader rushed forward, grabbing Obi-Wan’s arm.

“You really feel bad about leaving?” he asked, knowing that wasn’t quite how it’d been phrased.

Finally reaching up to tug at his braid, Obi-Wan turned his blue, blue eyes to look into Vader’s with a worried nod. “Master Qui-Gon is right, though. All will probably be well.”

“I won’t,” Vader said, tightening his grip on Obi-Wan. “I won’t be well at all if you go.”

Frowning in confusion, Obi-Wan dropped his braid. “What?”

“Obi-Wan, if you don’t want to leave, then don’t. Don’t leave me, not if you don’t have to,” he said.

With a sigh he must have learned from his master, Obi-Wan shook his head. “Anakin-”

“I believe you.”

Obi-Wan blinked at him. “You…believe me?”

“I do,” Vader pushed, bringing up his other hand just to have both of them on Obi-Wan. “If you say it’s a bad idea, then I believe you. I trust you, Obi-Wan. Qui-Gon doesn’t.”

“He- He’s just helping me to trust the Force, is all.”

Scoffing, Vader shook his head. “And what is giving you these feelings, if not the Force? If you ignore them, Obi-Wan, are you not ignoring the Force?” Obi-Wan opened and closed his mouth several times, and when he didn’t answer, an idea came to Vader’s mind – one he’d considered before but never felt emboldened enough to actually suggest.

But now, with a doubtful Obi-Wan and a desperation clawing through his chest and his master tugging on their bond in encouragement, Vader spoke the words: “Stay, Obi-Wan. I can teach you more than he ever could.”

Frown deepening, Obi-Wan made to pull his arm away, but couldn’t escape Vader’s grip. “What do you mean, Anakin?”

Breathing rapidly, Anakin shook his head again. “I can explain it later, when you stay, but I can teach you to trust yourself and the Force, the way that I trust you.”

It was a long shot. Obi-Wan would have to leave everything behind to live on the hottest, most unforgiving planet. But, Vader knew, once his master called for them, when the time came, Vader would put Obi-Wan in a palace where he’d never want for anything. He’d do anything to make sure Obi-Wan never felt the way Qui-Gon Jinn made him feel, ever again.

“Anakin, I don’t know-”

Moving his hands to grab Obi-Wan’s shoulders, Vader looked deep into Obi-Wan’s wide, blue eyes. “You do, Obi-Wan. The Force is telling you that you do. And you don’t have to ignore it anymore.” Vader watched as a tear fell down Obi-Wan’s cheek, though from relief or fear he didn’t know. He didn’t care. He leaned forward and whispered right into Obi-Wan’s ear, “You can have what you want, for once.”

With a shaky breath, Obi-Wan whispered back, “I don’t know what I want. I’ve never been allowed to want.”

Hiding his smile in Obi-Wan’s temple, Vader closed his eyes, inhaling the scent of Obi-Wan’s hair and his sweat. “That’s alright, Obi-Wan. I’ll show you what you want.”

Vader held onto Obi-Wan as he tried taking deep, calming breaths, surely considering his options. I’ll show you want you want, Vader vowed, and I’ll give it to you, too.

prompted fic collection on ao3

[legobenkenobi]

NOOOOO what do you mean don't call me slurs AGAIN? what the hell I'm gonna throw hands

LIKE A WEEK AGO OR SOMETHING? A LITTLE MORE?? an anon called me the f slur and said Cody would never be the love of Obi-Wan’s life LMAGSODHDOSH it was kind of funny actually??? but i’m assuming anon was like. a really strange obitine

[nyxire]

I know like nothing about the guy but i get really sad thinking about anakin cloudtrotter or whatever

[nevertheless-moving]

i was Not expecting the timeline of the last point. this venerable peaceful space monk general Sith killer silver fox whose been showing a slutty little slice of collarbone for his whole repressed space monk life was out here recording greatest hits of queen - when? while back flipping through helping liberate a planet and using his funds to save the clones and idk, probably nursing a kitten at the same time. the clone who took a whole bunch of holos while he was the general goes from a respectable number of followers on space twitter and space youtube to being able to quit his job and move to a better house on social media revenue alone

yeah everyone is more than welcome to imagine their own public reveal version, I certain revolve many possible scenarios around in my head, many cakes and all that!

but 1) I get a certain delight in imagining full on Alec Guiness Obi-Wan being forced to deal with the absurd backstory that Obi-Wan has in this universe and also low key Ewan Mcgregor Obi-Wan's leaked nudes (sometimes you think of your best ideas in the shower! the data files were encrypted!! he managed to keep it a secret for over 30 fucking years, he really wasn't expecting a break-in at this point!!!! If there was going to be a break-in, he would have thought they would go for his military intelligence datapad!!!!! but nOOOOO)

just, like. B.K fans surrounding the temple and throwing their space panties at physically 58, mentally 81 year old Obi-Wan who is deeply done with this shit and too old to be climbing out the back window of Dex's, but is doing so anyway.

and 2) he feels someone walking over his grave just before the news starts to break. later he assumes this is because, you know, fuck. But us the audience can revel in the fact that this is just about when he joined the force in the original timeline

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at any point that the reveal happens there are so many brains breaking because, as you already pointed out but it still bears repeating, Obi-Wan is ABSURDLY mary-sue in this au. someone does timelines and is like okayokay so he went. directly that photo where he's kindof smudged with charcoal and in a tank top carrying orphans,, he flew DIRECTLY from that to the studio and recorded good old fashioned lover boy?? two foundational moments of my sexual awakening?.?? ALRIGHT i'm just. I'm just gonna need a minute here. i'm just gonna look up real quick—oh fuck he's aged well, of course he's aged well he lives on coruscant, we don't have weather. oh fuck. oh fuck i guess i'm doing this. guess i'm going to the jedi temple. i'm a devoted father of three but i'm never gonna forgive myself if i don't at least TRY to shoot my shot.

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And fuck yes a bunch of the clones who served right alongside him knew for a fact that he was BK and quite a few more strongly suspected what with the GAR footloose and private concerts/talent shows/music lessons/whatnot. No one was going to tell, obviously, even putting aside how much they owe Obi-Wan, there's how much they owe B.K, and they were literally bred for loyalty.

Buuut that doesn't mean they didn't have. some holos of commander kenobi shirtless and strumming. some holovids of the commanders humming to himself. Anakin playing air drums that you can inexplicably hear. the two of them jamming together on what sounds like an early version of Whatever It Takes.

something for a rainy day, or maybe retirement, if the news ever breaks—well—these might be worth something someday...

[tennessoui]

Nooooo miss kitttt, I was so happy when I saw new regency au! ficlet. Please don't leave me hanging like this. I know Anakin's going to ravish Obi-wan right then and there, but what about love confession? I need Anakin's reaction too. 😭

I do think that the amount of times that Anakin will tell Obi-Wan he loves him is going to go just. through the roof, especially those first few days weeks years

and just when they start to peter off to a normal amount one would expect from a love match who has been mated and married for at least a few years, obi-wan will turn to anakin with wide, unsure eyes and say, 'but are you sure you do? really truly sure?'

and anakin will start up again with fervor and passionate speeches and obi-wan will relax back into his arms because everything is right in the world and he's gotten very addicted to anakin's praise and he actually does not want it to stop 😌

[mathmusic8]

Kenobi episode 5 reaction

putting spoilers under the cut since it's still pretty early in the morning

Oh great, this episode has a trigger warning at the beginning. Not a good sign

Awwwwww the flashback!!

......this doesn't work. She can't be grand Inquisitor. Disney WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Uggggh this invasion is gonna get ugly

HAJA! yeeeeee!

YEEEE Obi-Wan's helping!

This is still gonna be ugly

There's another wall with signatures!!

AAAAAAAAA THEY COLLECTED LIGHTSABERS 

awww, Obi-Wan felt comfy enough to leave Leia with Haja XD

More Anakin training flashback!! <3

Obi-Wan's giving a speech!! He's getting involved! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Death troopers... *cries*

(it's a popular fandom belief that Cody became a purge/death/dark trooper)

(Now that we know Cody will appear in the Bad Batch show, this is unlikely, but still.)

This

Will

Not

Go

Well

LEIA! "I'm gonna need a ladder."

Ohhh man, she's gonna find Lola's been compromised

HAJA! 

Garel shout out!

The negotiator is requesting to negotiate (i.e. stalling)--classic :D

Yay we finally got the fact that she knew Vader is Skywalker thing called out!

Welp that's confirmed--she was a temple youngling

Oh is this O66 flashback the trigger warning? If so, I appreciate the warning

Oh, Inquisitor lady just doing this to kill Vader?

OHHHHHKAAAAY DECENT JOB DISNEY

Obi-Wan... that dark trooper BETTER not have been Cody.

Nooooo! Tala! Nooo the loader droid!

TALA NOOOOOO!

(This was probably the trigger warning)

(I sense a million fix-it fics for this scene)

Ooof, that was Obi-Wan's first loss in a while

Noooo Obi-Wan don't give up!

Okay, he's not

About time Leia! 

Oh, that was a very quick fix for Lola.

Cool! NOW GET THEM OUT

Ohhhh no, Haja, stop dropping things!

Vader CANNNOT find that transmitter

YEEEEEE they used a decoy and it worked!!

WHAT ABOUT THE TRANSMITTER??

Oh Inquisitor lady--you dead

Whoa those fancy lightsaber things come apart??

VADER USING TWO LIGHTSABERS OKAY YES SWEET

(I mean, someone had to teach Ahsoka how. We just never saw it)

Yup she dead. There she goes

Oh? Vader let her live as a youngling. On purpose. Huh. Why. When he killed the others. Maybe specifically to use as an Inquisitor. Eh.

THERE'S the real Grand Inquisitor--about freaking time, Disney. Good to know you aren't completely abandoning your own plotlines. Us superfans weren't fooled for a second. So not sure why you even tried.

Of course the Hyperdrive is down

Ahhhh, so this is not good. Inquisitor lady found out about Luke. She might not be on Vader's side, but she's certainly not on Kenobi's side, either. She also knows who Owen is--that's an interesting weird coincidence that would only be possible in Star Wars XD

BABY LUKE IS ADORBS

and that's a wrap! So overall, pretty good episode. We're finally getting plotlines wrapped up and seeing some payoff. I'm still not a huge fan of the amount of people getting stabbed in the gut and surviving while other people are shot in the gut and go straight down.

I was glad to see Haja again, and I look forward to the chance to study that wall with the signatures to see if there's anyone we know

I would have appreciated the trigger warning more on earlier episodes--this one was relatively mild compared to episode 3, in my view. People dying in a firefight is different from Vader killing innocent children in a random village. We did have Order 66 flashbacks, but we had those earlier, too, with no warning. So ultimately, I appreciated the trigger warning, but they really should have had that on all the other episodes, too.

I'm really curious to see how this gets resolved because Obi-Wan is like, almost willing to help out again? But he's still on Tatooine in A New Hope, and the rest of the Rebellion (including Rex) doesn't know about him. So. Something big's gonna happen in the finale

[thecursivej]

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Part V, Reactions

Alright motherfuckers, here are my reactions, lets get fucking going

OH MY GOD, THAT OPENING FLASHBACK MADE ME IMMEDIATELY CRY.

Oh shit was that VADER'S FLASHBACK!? OH FUCK!

NO LOLA NO!

Oh fuck that flashback again; we should not have let the Jedi become military soldiers, it completely fucked with Anakin's head and training.

OH HELL YEAH GENERAL KENOBI COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO MOTHERFUCKING LEAD

YES BABY LEIA YES! CLIMB THAT LADDER! LIVE YOUR DREAMS!

KUMAIL NANJIANI AGAIN!? HELL YEAH! HAJA IS ALIVE FUCKERS! (I really hope I don't jinx that)

Well shit, Bail is worried and fearful that Vader's made a discovery.

OH FUCK THE NEGOTIATOR IS COMING OUT TO PLAY NOW TOO!

Oh shit, we're getting Reva's background now. Hell yeah. Oh shit. Here we go.

Oh Reva, you may be a bitch, but you did not deserve to almost die because of Anakin switching sides.

OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER ORDER 66 FLASHBACK. FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW.

"I thought he was there to help us." OW. OW. OW.

YOU WERE NOT WEAK REVA, YOU WERE A CHILD!

Oh sweet jesus this is so painful.

"Why didn't you stop him, why didn't you save us?!" Jesus Christ.

"Into the Breach!" Bitch this is like a poem.

Oh fuck who is gonna die?

Love that guy who grabbed a stormtrooper and just fucking yeeted him into a panel.

The compositions of John Williams once again making me sob like a little bitch.

TALA NO. TALA NO. TALA NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw I am not okay.

THE DROID COVERING HER TO PROTECT HER IS KILLING ME.

TALA IS A HERO AND I WILL SOB FOREVER OVER HER DEATH.

"May the force be with you." OH FUCK ME

"There's no way out, Master. Admit you're beaten."

OH FUCK ME.

YOU CAN'T QUIT, BEN! DO NOT LET LEIA ALONE DAMN YOU.

JESUS CHRIST HERE WE GO.

OH FUCK ME.

God I love the look of defiance on Ben's face is so good.

OH SHIT ARE WE GETTING A TEAM UP WITH REVA AND BEN?!

OH please. Reva. PLEASE.

OH FUCK. BEN YOU SNEAKY DOG I LOVE YOU. C'MON REVA. TAKE THE DEAL BITCH.

These flashbacks are just making me dissolve into tears. I miss old Anakin and Obi-Wan.

"Your need for victory, Anakin, it blinds you." OH FUCK HERE WE GO.

YAY LOLA IS OKAY AGAIN!!!!

OH fuck Vader really fell for that shit.

Lola helping us repair shit is the best thing ever. I love this.

OH HELL YEAH, HERE WE FUCKING GO. GET ON THE FUCKING SHIP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

FUCK THE CONTACT THING TO TALK TO BAIL. SHIT.

How is Bail gonna know his kid is okay?

OH FUCK HERE COMES VADER.

FUCK ME.

OH SHIT, HE STOPPED THE DAMN SHIP WITH HIS HAND.

Oh, Anakin; my heart. My poor baby Anakin. OH ANAKIN.

FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW I AM NOT OKAY.

REVA IS ABOUT TO DIE. fuck. Here we go. Reva, you are exactly like Anakin, and he's just playing you like a goddamn drum.

OH FUCK WE DUELING. WE DUELING. REVA C'MON GIRL. I NEED YOU TO BE SMARTER. Oh no she gonna die.

Does he recognize her? OH, HE DOES. OH, SHE'S HAVING FLASHBACKS. OH, HERE WE GO. OH FUCK. SHE'S DEAD. Rip. OH, HE KNEW. HE FUCKING KNEW.

HOW DID THE GRAND INQUISITOR SURVIVE!? Oh fuck. I really want her to survive. C'mon, Reva. Revenge does much to keep someone alive, so stay alive.

We're all on the transport, hallelujah.

FUCK NO GODDAMN IT. C'MON REVA. YOU ARE A FORCE USER. YOU ARE POWERFUL.

Obi-Wan is gonna lose his shit. OH FUCK REVA KNOWS ABOUT LUKE. OH FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. GODDAMN IT, FUCK. REVA IS GONNA TELL VADER. FUCK ME. OH SHIT. OH SHIT.

OH SHIT. FUCK ME. OH SHIT. I am screaming. This isn't good.

OH BABY LUKE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD.

BITCH THAT'S WHERE WE END!?!?!

I am not okay. Vader's behind them, Reva knows and is probs gonna go after Luke for revenge, Bail just wants his daughter back, and Luke is just a sweet summer child sleeping peacefully and probs dreaming about being the next greatest pilot alive.

FUCK.

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From a conversation on the Dinluke discord:

The Lars farm is burned down when Luke is 14. Maybe it's the Empire, maybe it's the Hutts, maybe it's some other miscellaneous bad guy. But Luke survives and before Obi-Wan can find him he instead runs across someone else's path. The path of a no-good space pirate scoundrel who, in another timeline, was well known for trying to corrupt Force sensitive youngsters:

Hondo Ohnaka

How they end up running into each other is nebulous but Hondo offers Luke a job on his ship and Luke, not having any other prospects, accepts. Of course Hondo fully intends to double cross this farm boy the moment he gets what he needs out of him. But then it turns out that the kid is a brilliant mechanic and Hondo's ship is in rough shape. And there's just something so familiar about him. Once he actually hears his last name (Hondo has a habit of half-listening and talking over people after all), that cements it. This is his son Skywalker now and the galaxy isn't getting this one. He calls Luke by his last name almost exclusively because he misses annoying the crap out of Anakin (and Obi-Wan but though Luke knew Ben Kenobi he does not know any Obi-Wan).

They proceed to go on all sorts of space adventures. Lots of them involve Luke getting them into tight spots due to his lack of experience, Hondo getting them into tight spots due to his insistence on double crossing people, or Luke talking Hondo out of double-crossing people at the last minute. Luke gets scrappy "street" smarts and also does the Luke Skywalker classic of finding the best in people.

Now, I also think that they would eventually run into the Ghost Crew after maybe a year of traveling together. Kanan would nearly have a heart attack over A) Hondo found another Force sensitive kid B) the kid is the same age as Ezra and they are both the perfect age to feed off of each other's chaos energy and C) the kid's last name is WHAT!?

Kanan becomes Luke's Jedi master reluctantly, since he's still training Ezra, which means that Luke ends up joining the Ghost crew. And Hondo, begrudgingly, sticks around as well. Plenty more chaos to come.

Of course, the showdown with Vader goes a BIT differently when you have Hondo screaming "Ezra! Skywalker! Look out!" from the sidelines and Vader has to do a hard reboot sequence because A) is that HONDO!? B) SKYWALKER!?

This also puts Luke in Ahsoka's and Rex's paths and I am soft for anything that has them meeting. <3

Anyway this is not necessarily Skybridger but it could super easily be that too if you wanted.

210 notes • Posted 2021-09-16 20:39:11 GMT

#4

Din: Okay, pull!

Luke: *Force yeets a Stormtrooper into the air*

Din: *shoots them down* Okay, pull!

264 notes • Posted 2021-07-01 03:09:44 GMT

#3

It says “JUICY” in Aurebesh

Shamelessly traced from this:

498 notes • Posted 2021-10-18 21:27:45 GMT

#2

Han, holding up Grogu: stinky

Luke: no!! don't be mean!!!

Han, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

Luke: No!!!!!!!!

Din, not looking up from chopping veggies with the Darksaber: naughty boy. brat...kid

Luke, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

587 notes • Posted 2021-06-22 01:17:36 GMT

#1

Disney: Here is a Star Wars show about a bounty hunter.

Fans: Is is Boba Fett?

Disney: It's not Boba Fett. Anyway he's a Mandalorian and he never takes off his helmet and he's a no-nonsense bad boy. EXCEPT ALSO

Fans: :O!

Disney: He's got a secret heart of gold and cares for a child. He also helps out people beyond just what the job calls for.

Fans: He's like inverted Luke Skywalker!

Disney: Yeah, exactly! And they get to meet for a couple of minutes, too. Anyway, he--

Fans: And then they kiss!

Disney: What? No--

Fans: And they are the only ones who can really understand each other because of their similar traumas and need to take care of others. And the Mandalorian hasn't been touched by someone in so long because of his armor and Luke is the perfect person to break him out of his shell.

Disney: Wait--

Fans: And they raise their strange green gremlin son together and go on more space adventures as they heal each other and care for each other and talk about their feelings and live happily ever after and...

1961 notes • Posted 2021-05-04 15:34:32 GMT

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