#obey me satanxmc

[satan-s-favourite-book]

Satan, Sleep With Me! [ Obey Me!SatanxMC]

Pairing: Satan x MC

content: fluff, sfw, piggyback ride, slight adoration, mc being drunk and stupid, mammon being jealous, fluff, satan finally giving in to mc, them finally sleeping happily ever after, did I mention fluff?

warning: mentions of drinking

<–×–>

"Satannnn... where are we going?" MC asks, hiccuping.

"To your room, MC. You're clearly drunk," Satan replied calmly, turning to a corner.

"Whaaat... no *hic* I'm not."

Satan ignored MC, adjusting their legs on his back. It was the first time Satan was ever giving anyone a piggyback ride. Especially MC.

They reached MC's room. A strange scented wafted around the room. It was invigorating, to say the least, but Satan tried to be composed and paid no heed. Satan gently let MC off his back and onto their bed carefully, and held their body lightly. He adjusted a pillow under MC's head and tucked them in. He was just about to leave when MC grabbed his jacket.

"Satann, sleep with mee..." MC said, gripping tightly.

'No. Good night, MC. I hope you had fun." Satan refused, trying to rid himself of their grip.

"Buut, it'd be fun-ner if you slept with me, Satan," MC grinned listlessly.

Satan stared at MC's stupid, flushed face in the darkness. They look so pretty. I hope they stay a longer time than before. It's times like this when I believe I know them. He brushed the stray hairs from their forehead. "So pretty," he whispered under his breath.

Suddenly, MC shrieks, "EVERYONE! SATAN THINKS I'M PRETTY!"

Satan quickly covers their mouth, rueing the moment he spoke.

In the distance at the party, everyone turns their heads at the sound. "Do you think they're doing something naughty ♡?" Asmo remarks.

"Dunno, but they shouldn't be. Yeah, I should go and check, y'know, make sure of it..." Mammon curses under his breath.

"Hold it, Mammon. I'll go check. " Lucifer gets uo from his seat.

As Lucifer trailed off in the distance, Mammon grumbled, "Stupid Lucifer, always thinking he's so great..."

Lucifer reaches MC's room, and asks calmly, "MC? 𝙎𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙉? 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚?"

Panicking, Satan replies, "Nothing!" He quickly pulls the sheets over MC and the blood pounds in his ear. He steps away and as if on cue, the door clicks open. Lucifer opens the door to a supposedly asleep MC and a flushed Satan. "What..." Lucifer scowled.

"Hey, Lucifer. Is Solomon still at the party? I need to ask him about this spell,' Satan noisily excused himself, squeezing himself between Lucifer and the doorway.

Lucifer whispers, "We talk about this later in my room." He glanced back at MC and closed the door.

At about 3 in the morning in Devildom, MC calls Satan on their D.D.D. It ringed for a while until he finally picked up. "What are you doing?" MC asked drowsily.

"MC, it's 3 in the morning."

"Don't you think I know that. Anyways, come over to my room."

Satan sat up on his bed. "MC, no."

"MC, yes. My way, my way or the highway ♪~"

"I'm hanging up."

"Satan, noooo," But the last part was clipped off, and MC was alone, sad and lonely in their bed.

After a few minutes, MC's door opens quietly, and there stood Satan in his cat-themed pyjamas.

"Satan? Is that you?" MC sat up. As their eyes adjusted to the darkness, they could make out the faint outline of the cats on his clothes. "Are those..."

"Yes, they are. Move over now." Satan gestured.

MC shifts to make space for Satan. He lied next to them and MC remarked, 'I'm bored. Satan, turn over. I'll spoon you."

"Why would you? I should. You turn over." Satan said.

MC resigned from an argument and turned over. It was only later in the morning when Asmodeus came to wake them up, that MC realised Satan held them in a death grip in his sleep.

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Author's note: I hope you enjoyed! I'm always open to requests, although I might take time getting to them. Thank you for reading!❤️

[cosmicstarlatte]

𝙊𝙈 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙎+𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎

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[*NSFW]

[HC+Q//Demon Bros] MC's Livestream

[HC//Demon Bros] Two. A.M.

[HC//Demon Bros] Pick-Me-Up

[HC//Demon Bros] Comforting Busty MC

[HC//Demon Bros] MC's Voicemail

[HC//Lucifer] Yandere Lucifer

[HC//Lucifer] Summoning Dab

[HC//Lucifer] Costco

[HC//Diavolo] Bad Bunny

[HC//Diavolo] Virgin Handjob*

[HC//Dia+Luci+SatanxMC] Relationship Dynamic

[HC//Belphie] Naps

[HC//Everyone] Lucifer Prank

[HC//MC] MC Trying Demon Courting

[HC//Demon Bros] As Seen On TV

[HC//Demon Bros+Dateables] Fire Alarm

[HC//Demon Bros+Dateables] Sunburn

[HC//Demon Bros+Dateables] U.S. State They're From

[HC//Demon Bros+Dateables] Stripper Song*

[HC//Demon Bros+Dateables] Reshares

[Imagine//Canon actually!?] Demons True Feelings

[Imagine] Diavolo*

[Imagine] Levi

[Imagine] Lucifer

[Imagine] Lucifer #2

[Imagine] Lucifer #3

[Imagine] Lucifer #4*

[Imagine] Lucifer #5*

[Imagine] Lucifer #6*

[boozye]

Unresolved

Ok so big preamble to this:

1- I must've written this when I was blackout or something. Because it was just sitting somewhere in the middle of my drafts and I had no recolection of it.

2- After finding it, I checked my notes to see if there were any guidelines on what the crap I was thinking. Apparently I wanted to write another general asexual MC bit, with Satan this time. But somewhere in my stupor I must've completely forgotten and just started mixing in Daniel's shitty quirks into the "plot". At the end asexuality isn’t even mentioned, just hinted at.

3- I found no clue on how this was supposed to end, and I have the suspicion it just derailed anyways. Take that tittle literally.

It has no conclussion. I just fixed the spelling and atrocious wording, and slapped together a picture. Here, check out this derailment if you are curious lol

Satan x FanMCDaniel(they/them)

Warnings: None

Words: 1120

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Satan wanted to take this human on a date. That much he was sure of. Normally, he would just ask, but right now there were things to consider. Daniel wasn't at all like Solomon, or any of the occult inclined ones he was more familiar with. They didn't seem chaste or innocent either, but he felt their anger and frustration upon being dragged to the Devildom; made to partake in the prince's project. Even if it had subsided by now, it was clear they were not amused by their circumtances. He didn't fear rejection. This human had rejected him before, and he vowed to never react the same way again. He'd be ready for it. But for their sake, he thought it'd be better to learn a little more about human courtship first.  

He went to Asmo.

Asmo: "You want some of my human magazines? Sure! Just be carefull with them okay? You better tell me what you want them for later~ "

Satan nodded and brought the stack to his room, sat down, and started skimming through the pages.

"Last week, we asked you about your worst times being asked on a date! Here is what our readers had to say!" Bingo.

After about an hour of parsing and making educated guesses through the anecdotes, one thing did seem useful to know:

Apparently, assuming a human's orientation is frowned upon, and can cause them frustration and distress. But he knew Daniel well enough, the question would just get a joke as an answer. Always reluctant to talk about themselves (at leas while sober). It'd be better to just see how much they were willing to reveal to him...

A couple days later, he found them in the planetarium. They liked to be there by themselves whenever Belphie wasn't occupying it. And Satan saw his two youngest brothers head out a few minutes before. Daniel was sitting by a window on a big pillow, looking up at the night sky. Seemingly transfixed by the moon, yet again. He let the footsteps and the creak of the door announce his presence, and they turned to him.

Daniel: "Hm?"

The demon sensed no trace of the immediate mound of irritation his sole presence used to inspire. It'd been the case for some time, but it was still relieving to know there were no more animosities present. He aproached, mindfull of the small tray in his hands with 2 teacups. No need to bring sugar.

Satan: "It's chilly up here, thought you might like some tea. There's this new blend I got."

He sat by them on another pillow, placing the tray nearby.

Daniel: "Thank you. I know this smell, it's one of my favorites."

Satan: "Do you like spiced teas?"

They took one of the cups to warm up their hands, inhaling the smell with a soft smile.

Daniel: "Don't know about spiced teas, but I know about this one."

They take a sip.

Satan: "Lucky guess then... Either way I came here to ask you about something."

Daniel: "Sure, shoot."

Satan takes his own cup, and speaks nonchalantly.

Satan: "I was reading about this human tradition of sharing a milkshake using 2 straws."

Daniel: "Uhuh."

Satan: "It's unclear to me what sort of people do that."

Daniel: "Mostly couples, I think."

Just as planned.

Satan: "I see, so if you had a girlfriend, you would do that sort of thing with her?"

Daniel: "Oh yeah I've done that with my ex-girlfriend. With my ex-boyfriend too."

Satan: "Ah, I understand."

Relief, but soon the thrill gets mixed with another thought. A contradiction. He doesn't pause for long before questioning.

Satan: "Even though you don't like sweets?"

Daniel: "Well, when you love someone, sometimes you are willing to do things you don't like for them, right?"

Satan: "Hmm, I don't think I have done that, no. Although I see your point..."

A pause where they both drink, the human's eyes focus on the moon again and begin to glaze over. Uh-oh, he's losing them. Before the moment passes, Satan speaks again.

Satan: "Hey, Dani, wouldn't it be refreshing? To be with someone for whom you don't have to do things you don't like?"

They chuckle bitterly and look down when they talk.

Dani: "Hah, probably! But I doubt such relationship exists?"

Satan: "Are there that many things? Or is it perhaps, just something that is common?"

Dani: "Ooh, nice deduction, it's annoying how correct it is! Heh."

There's no actual irritation in their tone, the faint snort at the end weightless of concern for the subject. Their eyes still upon the night view, mindlessly sipping on the tea. They know just how much they want to say already.

Satan: "I see, that's interesting. I'd like to know what that is."

Their usually half lided eyes open subtly more.

Dani: "Eh, why? That's sort of personal, isn't it?"

Satan: "Do you think I will judge you? "

Dani: "Ah well, call it years of conditioning. It has been a dealbreaker for everyone I've talked about it to."

An opening, can't blame him for poking it. Now Satan smirks, and with a hint of mockery in his voice, speaks.

Satan: "What? You don't want to tell me just in case we date?"

They squint at him. But smirk back.

It's not completely accurate to say he crossed a line, maybe something closer to flipping a switch. The raise in the dramatism of their hand gestures and head turning. The mocking smile. Now Dani is just saying things to play, there will be no clarifications of whats true and what is a joke.  

Dani: "My, you saw right through me. Please Satan, spare my innocent heart!"

And well, Satan likes to play too. At this point the two could have conversations veiled in mockery wherever. All it took was that knowing smile and it'd be time to say things just for the sake of it, lie or truth irrelevant. His uncertainties overshadowed by the chance to play along again.

Satan: ""Innocent" they say! I wouldn't date someone who takes me for a fool, thank you very much. No need for you to worry."

Dani: "That's a good policy, now I'm swooning even more. Oh, my hubris!"

They clench a hand on their chest in feigned pain.

Satan: "Rightly so, now suffer as you should, human."

Dani: "Should I writhe, beloved?"

Satan: "I'll leave that to your discretion. So long as it's at my feet."

Dani: "Moving up in life, am I?"

First one to lose composure, Satan laughs heartily, followed by his present friend.

It's like cats swipping at each other. To the untrained eye, they are fighting. But the creatures know when they are playing.

[obeythedemons]

Kitty Sticker [Obey Me!: Satan/MC]

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“Satan!” MC's voice traveled past the door to his book-cluttered room. Their knuckles gently rasped against the wood.

He glanced up from his bed, his eyes leaving the words scrawled across a long-forgotten journal that he stumbled upon in the Royal Archives. His fingers plucked a bookmark laying next to him when he saved his place. Slowly, he shifted up from his half-sitting, half-laying position and stepped over the many books to his door. He opened the door seeing MC grinning up at him.

“Yes?” he questioned, trying to deduce exactly why the human had decided to come and drag him away from his reading – not that he mined too terribly.

“I have a present for you,” they announced. It was only then that he noticed the human’s hands were behind their back. They looked off to the side and chewed on their lip. “It’s kind of stupid though, nothing major.”

He raised an eyebrow from their sudden mood change. Their excitement soon fell into self-doubt – he almost wondered if Levi had switched bodies with them. “What is it?” he pressed.

MC took a deep breath and looked back up at him. He felt his heart squeeze in the most pleasantly painful ways when his emerald eyes made eye contact with the human. They took out a small box from behind them and held it out to him.

“Do you want a kitty sticker?”

Satan forgot how to breathe. He felt a foreign warmth invade his face, his ears, and his neck. His lips parted as he tried to inhale, but nothing was working properly. He couldn’t rip his attention from the adorable, curious look MC was giving him, the box of cartoonish cat stickers, and the fact that MC had thought of him.

“You’re going to actually kill me,” he finally managed to gasp out.

“What?” MC tilted their head ever so slightly, trying to process what he had just said – like a kitten trying to learn.

Satan covered his burning face with a hand. “It’s nothing. And yes, I would like one.”

MC shook off their confusion and grinned. They held the box up to him for him to pick. He glanced at the box. His eyes laid on a sticker of two cats loving on each other – they looked suspiciously like himself and MC as cats. The hand that wasn’t covering his face shook as he pointed to the pair of cats. MC nodded and grabbed it before holding it out to him. Satan couldn’t trust himself to move and he shook his head.

“Put it on me,” he started. “Please.”

“Oh, okay,” MC hummed and peeled the backing of the sticker off. Their hands hovered over his chest. “Right here good?”

Satan nodded and swallowed down his nerves, trying to will his heart to slow down so MC wouldn’t feel just how much they were affecting him. Their hand lightly pressed onto his sweater and rubbed the sticker to stay on him. If anything, his heart sped up.

“There we go!” MC stepped back to admire their work. “Very cute! I’ll get out of your hair now.”

As soon as they appeared, they disappeared back to their room. Satan was frozen in place, staring at where MC once stood. “Did their hand linger a bit longer on me? Or was it just to make sure the sticker wouldn’t fall off? What did they mean by cute? Was it me they were talking about or the sticker? Why did they have cat stickers? What does it mean?” He mumbled to himself, overthinking every little thing.

[rikusempai]

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Rules

♡ All characters open for requests ♡

Lucifer

One Shots

Headcannons/Reactions

Coming out (pride special)[luciferxmc][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Dating Lucifer HCs [Neutral]

Mammon

One Shots

My Demon [mammonxmc][fluff]

Mammon’s Secret admirer [mammonxGN!mc][angst]

Headcannons/Reactions

Straight A student Mc [mammonxmc]

Coming out (pride special)[mammonxmc][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Dating Mammon HCs [Neutral]

Leviathan

One Shots

Player 2 [levixmc][fluff]

Headcannons/Reactions

Coming out (pride special) [leviathanxreader][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Dating Levi [Neutral]

Satan

One Shots

Reading’s Hard [satanxmc][fluff]

“Cute Cat” [satanxmc][fluff]

Headcannons/Reactions

Straight A student Mc [satanxmc]

Coming out (pride special) [satanxmc][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Dating Satan [Neutral]

Asmodeus

One Shots

I love ya sweetie [asmoxmc][fluff]

Headcannons/Reactions

Coming out (pride special) [asmodeusxmc][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Beelzebub

One Shots

Headcannons/Reactions

Coming out (pride special) [beelzebubxmc][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Belphegor

One Shots

Headcannons/Reactions

Straight A student Mc [belphegorxmc]

Coming out (pride special) [belphegorxmc][fluff]

Demon bros x FEM! S/O w/weather manipulation via her emotions [reaction]

Simeon

One Shots

Headcannons/Reactions

Mc with a bad past has a crush on Simeon[Sinful!McxUndatables][angst]

Luke

One Shots

Luke calling MC mom [FEM!McxPLATONIC!luke][fluff]

Headcannons/Reactions

Mc with a bad past has a crush on Simeon[Sinful!McxUndatables][angst]

Solomon

One Shots

Mc with a bad past has a crush on Simeon[Sinful!McxUndatables][angst]

Headcannons/Reactions

Diavolo

One Shots

Headcannons/Reactions

Mc with a bad past has a crush on Simeon[Sinful!McxUndatables][angst]

Barbatos

One Shots

Headcannons/Reactions

Mc with a bad past has a crush on Simeon[Sinful!McxUndatables][angst]

[satan-s-favourite-book]

It's None of Your Business! | Obey Me!SatanxMC

content: oh no! MC returned home late into the night, but they're all bruised up! What happened?

Warning: minute swearing

←×→

"MC?" Satan widened his eyes, his lips parted.

It was the dead of night. No one was supposed to be awake in the House of Lamentation, other than Leviathan. Satan had woken due to his insomnia, of course. He was expecting to watch some cat videos to fall asleep and some more, but a bruised up MC was not on his list tonight.

MC ignored him and headed for the bathroom.

The panic grew in his chest. He had to know what happened.

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!" Satan grabbed their wrist, and pulled them towards him. "Who... Why do you have cuts on your face?" His pact mark glowed green on his temple, pulsating.

"...Nothing." MC responded. They tried to rid themselves of Satan's grip.

"Why won't you tell me? Do you think I'm insane to hurt you even more, just because I'm the Avatar of Wrath?" Satan's grip grew even stronger. He frowned and bared his fangs at MC.

"Because you don't need to know everything that happens to me!" MC yells, glaring him in the eyes.

"Why shouldn't I, pray tell?" Satan sucked air through his teeth. His horns had started to emerge through the locks of his hair.

"Because I don't need YOU, or anyone ELSE to take care of me! I'm not your fucking kid!"

"That's not what this is about, MC!" Satan yelled, his eyes shaking. His eyes glimmered green in the dark.

MC freezes. The last moment they see is Satan towered over them, in his demon form.

The next morning, Mammon comes to wake MC. He knocks, for once. "MC? Ya alright?"

"Yeah," MC replies with the strength they had. They sat up straight on their bed, looking around their room. It was strangely, in order. Wait, in order?

Someone organised their room.

MC sighs heavily, pinching their nose. Satan. It was definitely him. He can't even organise his shambolic room, and he's the one to organise theirs.

"Go brush your teeth. I'll bring you breakfast, hm?" Mammon said, leaving shortly after.

MC hummed back in agreement and headed for the bathroom in their room. They came out soon after to meet Mammon with a platter. He set the folding desk onto their bed, and set the platter onto it. "There ya go, prince/ess." Mammon grinned at his job well done.

MC thanked him, and sat down to eat. They listened to his latest money making scheme he thought of, and honestly, this time it sounds like absolute gold. They might even help this time, who knows. Only if Lucifer doesn't catch wind of this.

Mammon left after a while, to most probably fill out a half-day permission slip to get signed at R.A.D. Maybe it was about something else, nobody knows. Either way, MC's going to the academy in his car. They quickly get dressed in the uniform and met Mammon outside the gates.

The whole day went by idly and it was only at that break that they met Asmodeus and Beelzebub. MC chatted for a while idly until Asmodeus finally spoke,

"Wait, you think Satan arranged your room?"

"Yeah? Didn't he?"

"MC, that was me."

"Oh. Oh! I'm so sorry, I thought it was Satan, Asmo. I didn't know."

"It's fine. Are you alright, MC? How is it with Satan?"

MC paused for a while before answering. They didn't know, honestly. They were just a scatterbrain at the moment, and nothing felt real. "How'd you know?"

Beel says in between bites, "We don't. This morning, he just looked like he read the worst review of his favourite book. But definitely more angrier than disappointed."

They don't think they hurt Satan that bad... Did they? I mean, it's not like he's someone special to them. Satan and them just live in the same house. And share the same rooms sometimes. That's it. Right?

"Oh. I'll see to it. Hopefully I'll coax him with cats, hardcover books, and an apology. Thank you, Asmo and Beel. See you later!" MC bids adieu to the pair of brothers.

—×—

Author's note: should I continue this? Let me know.

Merry christmas, everyone! 🌲🎅

[chewie-santatoast]

😻😽

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“Satan!” MC’s voice traveled past the door to his book-cluttered room. Their knuckles gently rasped against the wood.

He glanced up from his bed, his eyes leaving the words scrawled across a long-forgotten journal that he stumbled upon in the Royal Archives. His fingers plucked a bookmark laying next to him when he saved his place. Slowly, he shifted up from his half-sitting, half-laying position and stepped over the many books to his door. He opened the door seeing MC grinning up at him.

“Yes?” he questioned, trying to deduce exactly why the human had decided to come and drag him away from his reading – not that he mined too terribly.

“I have a present for you,” they announced. It was only then that he noticed the human’s hands were behind their back. They looked off to the side and chewed on their lip. “It’s kind of stupid though, nothing major.”

He raised an eyebrow from their sudden mood change. Their excitement soon fell into self-doubt – he almost wondered if Levi had switched bodies with them. “What is it?” he pressed.

MC took a deep breath and looked back up at him. He felt his heart squeeze in the most pleasantly painful ways when his emerald eyes made eye contact with the human. They took out a small box from behind them and held it out to him.

“Do you want a kitty sticker?”

Satan forgot how to breathe. He felt a foreign warmth invade his face, his ears, and his neck. His lips parted as he tried to inhale, but nothing was working properly. He couldn’t rip his attention from the adorable, curious look MC was giving him, the box of cartoonish cat stickers, and the fact that MC had thought of him.

“You’re going to actually kill me,” he finally managed to gasp out.

“What?” MC tilted their head ever so slightly, trying to process what he had just said – like a kitten trying to learn.

Satan covered his burning face with a hand. “It’s nothing. And yes, I would like one.”

MC shook off their confusion and grinned. They held the box up to him for him to pick. He glanced at the box. His eyes laid on a sticker of two cats loving on each other – they looked suspiciously like himself and MC as cats. The hand that wasn’t covering his face shook as he pointed to the pair of cats. MC nodded and grabbed it before holding it out to him. Satan couldn’t trust himself to move and he shook his head.

“Put it on me,” he started. “Please.”

“Oh, okay,” MC hummed and peeled the backing of the sticker off. Their hands hovered over his chest. “Right here good?”

Satan nodded and swallowed down his nerves, trying to will his heart to slow down so MC wouldn’t feel just how much they were affecting him. Their hand lightly pressed onto his sweater and rubbed the sticker to stay on him. If anything, his heart sped up.

“There we go!” MC stepped back to admire their work. “Very cute! I’ll get out of your hair now.”

As soon as they appeared, they disappeared back to their room. Satan was frozen in place, staring at where MC once stood. “Did their hand linger a bit longer on me? Or was it just to make sure the sticker wouldn’t fall off? What did they mean by cute? Was it me they were talking about or the sticker? Why did they have cat stickers? What does it mean?” He mumbled to himself, overthinking every little thing.