#obey me asmodeus rp

[ask-mc-notgoldie]

GUYSSSS

IMPORTANT NEWS

Asmo has dog ears. Cute little dog ears. AGAHGAGAHG THEYRE SO CUTE.

[aspenthetwin]

Happy birthday~ I got you a gift! One of the finest carrots in all the three realms for your bunny! ♡

*She gasps and smiles widely* Thank you Uncle Azzy! *She gives the carrot to Storm, who promptly eats it* Yay! He likes it!

[asmochannn]

You're in their DM's? My D is in them. We are not the same. ♡

*Sea mumbles* It should be in me...

Did you say something, hon?

[the-rat-that-lurks-in-the-castle]

Sqeak Squeak:

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[haruistopheles]

Me: stop looking at me with those eyes 😳🫣

Mephistopheles: what eyes?🤨

[ooc- this is the best fan art I’ve done yet 🤩🥰🥰]

@thedemonnobleman

[thirt33n-the-reaper]

Asmo and MC have been pestering me to make a Tumblr account...

Oh, they also said to add a photo of me so you guys know who I am? A little unnecessary tbh, but whatever MC wants.

[asm0b4by]

Your pussy may have gorilla grip, but mine has teeth and the souls of the dead inside it❣️

[jewelofhell]

Hi, honey... I know I made some bad decisions in the past, but please let me make up for my neglect! Of course, I'm not forcing you to bond with me... But I want you to know I'm ready to be a better parent!

- @asmochannn

Why are you on my blog.

And if you wanted to bond then maybe you shouldn't have went out for Halloween instead of ignoring me

Do whatever you want dad you always did

[thegreatwitchmaddi]

𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐, 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔…

𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝙸, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒.

𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝.

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚎.

𝚂𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜.

"𝑩𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔, 𝑹𝑼𝑵. 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔…"

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍…𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢…

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Lore:

The Three M's

[devildoms-very-best]

Sigh....world hard and cold tiddy soft and warm...

[raphaeltheseraphim]

Everything is so overwhelming. I have been having to juggle orders from Michael and my homework from R.A.D. And it is getting to be too much I am afraid.

[ask-mc-notgoldie]

What if instead of the devildom it was the freakdom and instead of lucifer it was freakcifer

[d3m0nic-sail0rsc0ut]

punch ya lights out, hit the pavement. that's what i call entertainment.（＾Ｏ＾）♪ ♪ ♪

.....sorry. i woke up with that song in my head. i got MSI on the mind. (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）

anyways, i'm bored so imma rank my brothers favorite foods here cuz i forgot about it lmao. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

lucifer: princess' poison apple

i had no idea this was one of luci's favorite foods btw. genuinely, i just inhale these every chance i get. i dunno if it's from all the times i read snow white as a kid or it's the poison but i'm absolutely ADDICTED to these apples. 10/10 ^w^

freaky wise......i guess eating a poisoned apple can be a bit freaky. but that didn't stop me from eating the hell outta these things when i first got here. 4/10 :/

mammon: instant noodles (hell-sauce flavor)

it's just like regular instant noodles from the human realm. not bad but i've had it all before. 5/10 ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

freaky wise, yeah not freaky deaky at all. come on, mammy. 1/10 (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

levi: spicy rainbow pizza

okay. it's got a lil kick. (⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞnah this shit spicy but you ain't gonna here me complaining. yet. plus, it's great for days where you're shut in your room and playing a godforsaken soulslike with a stupidly pretty protag that has an impossible first boss. and it's pretty too. 8/10 (^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

freaky wise, just a spicy colored pizza. nothing more. 1/10 -_-

satan: redxred apple pie

apple pie. it's just apple pie......is what i first thought. but GODDAMN that flavor HITS. i don't even know what to say. it's that good. 10/10 (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

freaky wise, i dunno. looks can be deceiving. 3/10 :|

asmo: wicked cupcakes

no. i refuse to rank this one. 1. it's too damn good for flavor. and 2. it's just a cupcake. moving on. ヽ(　￣д￣)ノ

beel: human world cheeseburger

cheeseburger. it's just a cheeseburger. flavor: 9/10. freaky scale: 0/10. (￣～￣)┌

belphie: family pack sushi

bleh. i don't really like sushi. it's just gross to me. flavor: 0/10. freaky scale: 0/10. ┐( ˘ ､ ˘ )┌

bonus for stolas: black coffee of melancholy

that drink sent me into an almost depressive episode. and it's really bitter. i don't get why he likes it. i guess he's that mature. (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪ 4/10.

[asmochannn]

Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Daaadd!!

Want some drugs? Weed? Pink fluffy unicorns?

💗💗💗

sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy sigma

- @aki-babes

Yes, to pink fluffy unicorns, NO TO EVERYTHING ELSE. Honeeyyyy, stop smoking weed and doing drugs. For me? 🥺

[demonluvr69]

@asm0b4by and i gave @ask-belphegor a makeover while he was asleep and tbh i think we made a work of art together

let’s hope belphie doesn’t wake up anytime soon though ! ✌︎('ω')✌︎

[haruistopheles]

You know I had to do a lesson 16 fanart-

“Hehe…does it hurt? Finding it hard to breathe?”

If I’m gunna remember lesson 16 again you going to as well😇 ♡