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Why the fuck are they called "minced oaths" and not "oathmeal"
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I realized I haven’t posted much art recently, so here’s some fanart I did for a few vrchat streamers/creators that helped inspire my creative side! Hope you enjoy, and more art will be on the way
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The important thing with oaths, is to read the tiny script on the bottom.
Mandos to Feanor after he died
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what’s a knight’s favorite breakfast?
oathmeal
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rennebright: *flashbacks to oathmeal and hogs**
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I have always being saying I hate cooking. I don't cook. If it takes over 5min to make food I won't make it. Food has to be cook-ready instantly. No prepping. Most of times I eat instant noodles with frozen corn and peas. I swiched from meat products to beans and lentils because I can buy them ready to use packs. I don't have to cook them, hot noodle-water is enough. And then I eat bread, microwave porridge or puddings. That's it. Or would be if I didn't binge eat hell out of cookies, cakes, fryes, chips, pizzas, tacos, sausages, icecream, ect you name it. I am fat. I know. And I am afraid of cooking. You ask why. As a kid I loved cooking. It used to make me giddy, it was exciting to try make new things. Parents hated it. They were angry of using ingredients, acted like something running out was end of the world. We were never short on money if you might suggest it. They were somehow scared of change and running out of oathmeal felt terrifying. Maybe they were scared we could run out of money, 90s recession leaved marks on everybody. But nobody told me anything, I got yelled at. Thought I was doing something wrong. Continued cooking and baking in secret. You would have thought I was breaking laws from the way they used discipline on me. Got thrown to a wall because there was one dirty dish in a sink. Got yelled for 2 hours for it. It's still in my mind. Now days I think it is wrong thing to enjoy or even make a normal meal for myself.
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... Or break them and throw them in the trash if you want nothing to do with them.
Sincerely, someone who was harmed emotionally and mentally by these sets of beliefs
Edit: Oathmeal! That's a good pun!
In your pinned it says you're "twice an Oath Breaker". What does that mean?
~ Marius of @alter-altars
TBH I thought no one would ever ask!
So let's talk about the word "warlock".
In fiction and Popculture the word is used often times to refer to a male witch, along with the word 'wizard', but wizard is accepted more pleasantly than warlock. A fine example is Disney's Merlin VS. Hanna-Barbera's Ben Ravencroft
The word warlock is used in a lot of occult spaces in a negative tone, and heavily in wicca. The real world definition of 'warlock' is "Oathbreaker" or "traitor of the coven". So by calling myself a warlock I am advertising that I have broken my wiccan oath. Which I have. Several years ago I left wicca (a story I won't get into here) to start looking into other beliefs and practices that were more accepting and open minded. But it wasn't the first oath I broke.
I was a "born again" christian. I had prayed for my soul to be saved, devoted my life to the "Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ". I broke that oath when I stopped believing entirely in the abrahamic god, and left the church as an Ex-vangelical. After which I found wicca.
That's two religious oaths I've broken, thus Twice an Oath-breaker I am.
And I claim the title Warlock very proudly because it is a staple of my personal and spiritual growth.
Though I won't lie, I wish there was a third religion I had abandoned, cause 'Thrice an Oath-Breaker" sounds a million times cooler.
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VRChat World: Neko Sister's Cabin Created by: Lanfear
Description: Lanfear and Oathmeal's Cabin‚ a comfy place the sisters go to relax․
#vrc#vrchat#shortvrc#female#neko#cat#cat girl#neko sister's cabin#glow#cute#sexy cute#closed eyes#selfie
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Sweet Dreams. ;D
…send me “Sweet Dreams” and my character will react to having a sex dream about your character.
“You are talking in your sleep, Mutthand.”, The Soldiers voice oozed of mischievousness, as they took the chair opposite of Mar at the other side of the table and sat down. In this early hour the Tavern was almost empty, the air yet smelled only of the fresh rushes spread over the ground and not of the heavy scent of beer that would start to linger in the air at the late afternoonhours. But for now, the air was still fresh and the Garrison outside still snoozed in the morning. The smile on the other womans face looked as friendly as a open wound. Mar pinned her ears back like a leery dog, but all she said over the edge of her bowl of oathmeal was a simple: “Its Muthand.”The other Woman waved her hand in a dismissive gesture, in her back Mar heard amused laughters that accompanied the Soldiers words. Mar narrowed her eyes to thin slits, but did not corrected the other woman by her next sentences: “Anyway, You are talking in your sleep, Mutthand.”“And you are snorring like a Elekk, so what?”, Under the table Mar stretched out one of her legs. The laughters in her back had become gloatingly and the smile on the other womans face freezed for a second, just a second, before she leaned on her elbows. She was spurred by the Laugter in Mars back and whistled conspiratorially :“You are saying very interesting things. Our commanders name, for example. Also you are emphasizing the Os and As so very passionately! I really wonder what the Commander would-”In the blink of an eye Mars foot hooked behind one of the legs of the other soldiers chair, pulled it along with the other woman forward to shove her against the edge of the table and in the next moment Mar was on her feet, reaching over the table, grabbing the other womans head by the hair and hammered this head faceforward with all her force on the tabletop.
“Amazing”, the halforc pressed out between cramped, orcish heavy jaws and her words were accompanied by the soldiers dizzy groan. The Soldiers nose and mouth was nothing but a bloody mass, as Mar let go of the other womans thick hair to shove her away and let her fall on the Taverns floor on her rear : “I think your emphasizing is so much better.”The soldier landed on the floor with a numb sound and for a second there was not even pain on their face, just a utterly bewilderment. The Laughters had died, the Tavern lay as silent as the snoozing morning outside. Then the first drips of blood dropped from the other womans chin on the ground and the Soldier snarled from between bursted lips:“Youfucki-”“Do you want me to verify your emphasizing in greater detail?”, the Halforcs hand by her bowl was suddenly on the hilt of her sword, faster than the hand of the other woman was on hers, fast enough to make the soldier hestiate. The leather which was wrapped around the hilt of Mars sword crunched under the young womans grasp, a sound like a threatening snarl. Mars voice was calm just as it had been the whole time, still in her throat lay a quiet growl. The other soldiers face was just a disorted grimace, with the blood running down from their nose over their chin in lines like deep red raggery.
“Anyone else who had heard me speaking in my sleep?”, Mars question was for noone in particular but it was heard all to well, because the gloatingly laughing in her back had stopped, swallowed eagerly by the Soldiers surpressed grunting as she pushed herself swaying on her feet again. Mar sat back in her chair again, one hand still at the hilt of her sword, but the other grabbed incidental the wooden spoon beside her bowl: “I thought so.”
Between two spoons of porridge the Halforc noticed that she was suprised. She had expected such a incident weeks ago, when she had first started dreaming of the Commander.
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Oathmeal and fresh squished orange and a toasted bread 😋
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Oathmeal in YouTube does vr chat without mic
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This is it. I’m now convinced that VR is giving birth to a new genre of comedic Let’s Players who are hilarious through gesture alone. In 10 years, these Let’s Players will have evolved into actual comedians who will stand on stage, waggle their hands around in a specific way, and it will be genuinely hilarious.
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ur skin is so pretty omg what do u use / skincare routine? :) x
I'm very lucky i think. I don't often have blemishes, never had actually. I wash my face every morning / evening and drink a lot of water and use a facemask from time to time. my fav now is the intensive mosturising mask from rituals which is a good one for when it's cold outside or an avocado / oathmeal clay mask, idk where that's from tho. I also use a night cream (from Sephora i think?) It's also important to let ur skin breath sometimes so i have some no-make-up days.
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#crystalvital #men #multivitamin #banana #oathmeal #almond #coconutflakes #cinnamon #maplesyrup #chocolatechipcookies https://www.instagram.com/p/BoLLlJiFrEH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r5mcntzqgi8a
#crystalvital#men#multivitamin#banana#oathmeal#almond#coconutflakes#cinnamon#maplesyrup#chocolatechipcookies
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