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#Will anyone see these? no absolutely not and no one will care but she is very gorgeous to ME. TO ME.#posting it bc fuck it this is tumblr.org#bea talks#mine#nz things#home ❤️#the remarkables
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Yet another good reminder that even other Anglosphere authors have to basically arm-wrestle US book editors to be allowed to retain any vestige of their own dialect and culture in their writing and this is why lots of people have Opinions about American...everything.
#new zealand#new zealand english#the moggy thing kills me#that one isn't even like a NZ-ism specifically
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Gotta admit, kinda liking the current Four Square ads
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Venting here but it's been deeply frustrating since the treaty principles bill came out to see just how wilfully misinformed a lot of people are. I mean, I expected it of the right, have all my life, and I /know/ a lot wasn't taught in schools, but you know what? Most NZ schools don't teach you deep leninism or about the electoral college, and yet I keep running into kiwi commies who can explain roe v Wade back to front but not who Hone Heke was.
This one time, it's become a social media trend, and I certainly appreciate it right now, but will it stick around when this is no longer a hot button issue? Will people examine the racism running deeply through this country beyond tiktok history rundowns and taking selfies with their meme signs?
Kiwis are so proud of our history of resistance and how good "we" have been to our indigenous people. "We" ensured the language stayed alive. "We" ensured Maori had land rights. But Te Piringa at the office never /complained/ about how we say her name, so we don't /really/ need to learn. And oh, this brown boy is so well /spoken/, using big words like "egregious"!
This refusal to confront uncomfortable truths is partly what allowed David Seymour and the rest of the coalition to stir up so much misinformation and hate. Too many new Zealanders don't know enough basic national history to immediately refute what Seymour is saying because they've spent their lives comfortable not knowing, and now they're playing catch up.
I'm praying people catch up and /keep learning after that/. After Maori politics, and the whole Maori /world/ stops being a trend. Even if something else happens in america that makes pakeha feel less uncomfortable to learn about because NZ looks great by comparison.
Anyway. Peace and love peace and love. Thanks for reading my rant. Check out Te Ara dot com.
#to clarify i am not trying to tell peolle to fuck off#or calling anyone specific a poser#I'm sure everyone reading this post has educated themselves well and continues to do so#it's just infuriating having experienced so much from ignorant nz “progressives”#seeing so many people suddenly being so interested in maori stuff now that there's social brownie points up for grabs#also don't fucking tell me there's no resources to learn this shir#Te Ara is free#multiple other websites are free#entire mockumentaries are available online for free#most of the most major nz history things are on wikipedia. for free.
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autistic people when there's collectable things with tv shows with multiple generations of them:
#my litte pony friendship is magic#mlp#teenage mutant ninja turtles#littlest pet shop#lps#collectibles#toys#mainly talking about those things but if anyone wants to add other things please do!!#autism#self diagnosis#pls dont take this as generalizing I just really love collecting stuff based on my personal special interests but people who dont#are still autistic regardless also splatoon fixation has returned because of side order but still haven't played it bc I need to finish#the main story mode also got a tiny metal locker bc of splatoon from kmart for 9 dollars and its pink and cute also said kmart bc it still#exists in australia lmao idk about other countries but maybe also nz but not sure!!#edit: i have played some of side order!! its so funnnn
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on the one hand the world is burning and everything is terrible, on the other hand the canadian olympic soccer team got caught spying on the new zealand squad with drones and it has provided me with endless spectacular joy and entertainment for the last eighteen hours
#like im sorry canada but this is the most hilariously stupid thing you could have possibly done#i will be laughing about this for the next seven months at LEAST#also like why would you take this risk over nz when you have to contend with colombia and france in your group too#no offense to nz y'all are great but statistically the risk VASTLY outweighs the reward here#asdl;kgha;sldfkasjf#olympics 2024#canwnt#nzwnt#soccer
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Autumn my beloved
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there's something about the way people talk about john gaius (incl the way the author writes him) that is like. so absent of any connection to te ao māori that it's really discomforting. like even in posts that acknowledge him as not being white, they still talk about him like a white, american leftist guy in a way that makes it clear people just AREN'T perceiving him as a māori man from aotearoa.
and it's just really serves to hammer home how powerful and pervasive whiteness and american hegemony is. because TLT is probably the single most Kiwi series in years to explode on the global stage, and all the things i find fraught about it as a pākehā woman reading a series by a pākehā author are illegible to a greater fandom of americans discoursing about whether or not memes are a valid way of portraying queer love.
idk the part of my brain that lights up every time i see a capital Z printed somewhere because of the New Zealand Mentioned??? instinct will always be proud of these books and muir. but i find myself caught in this midpoint of excitement and validation over my culture finding a place on the global stage, frustration at how kiwi humour and means of conveying emotion is misinterpreted or declared facile by an international audience, frustrated also by how that international audience runs the characters in this book through a filter of american whiteness before it bothers to interpret them, and ESPECIALLY frustrated by how muir has done a pretty middling job of portraying te ao māori and the māoriness of her characters, but tht conversation doesn't circulate in the same way* because a big part of the audience doesn't even realise the conversation is there to be had.
which is not to say that muir has done a huge glaring racism that non-kiwis haven't noticed or anything, but rather that there are very definitely things that she has done well, things that she has done poorly, things that she didn't think about in the first book that she has tacked on or expanded upon in the later books, that are all worthy of discussion and critique that can't happen when the popular posts that float past my dash are about how this indigenous man is 'guy who won't shut up about having gone to oxford'
*to be clear here, i'm not saying these conversations have never happened, just that in terms of like, ambient posts that float round my very dykey dash, the discussions and meta that circulate on this the lesbian social media, are overwhelmingly stripped of any connection to aotearoa in general, let alone te ao māori in specific. and because of the nature of american internet hegemony this just,,,isn't noticed, because how does a fish know it's in the ocean u know? i have seen discussions along these lines come up, and it's there if i specifically go looking for it, but it's not present in the bulk of tlt content that has its own circulatory life and i jut find that grim and a part of why the fandom is difficult to engage with.
#tlt#the locked tomb#i don't really have an answer lmao this is more#an expression of frustration and discomfort#over the way posts about john gaius seem to have very little connection to the background muir actually gave him#like you cant describe him as an educated leftist bisexual man#without INCLUDING that he is māori#that has an impact! that has weight and importance!#that is a background to every decision he makes#from the meat wall to the nuke to his relationship with the earth#and it also has weight and importance in the decisions that muir makes in writing him#it is not a neutral decision that he's known as john gaius lmao#it's not a neutral decision that the empire is explicitly of roman/latin extraction#it's not even neutral that this is a book about necromancy#it's certainly not a neutral fucking decision that john was at one point a māori man living in the bush#when the nz govt decided to send cops in#like that is a thing that happens here! that is a reference to nz cultural and political events that informs john's character and actions#and with the nature of who john is in the story#informs the narrative as a whole#and i think the tiresome part of this experience is that#in general#americans are not well positioned to understand that something might be being written from outside their experience as a default#like obviously many many americans in online leftist & queer spaces are willing to learn and take on new information#but so much of the conversation starts from a place of having to explain that forests exist to fish
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stranger things: season two + autumn
#why do edits like this look better in my head#in my defense i downloaded this off of youtube#because i can't find any mega nz link for this show :(#stranger things#mine*#gifs*#strangerthingsedit#stedit#tvstrangerthings#dailystrangerthings#hawkinslibrary#userlindsay#nessa007#smallscreensource#tvedit#tvgif#strangerthingsedits#cinemapix#usercreate#userbbelcher#chewieblog#dailymedia
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fav skz // Sick as!
#i never realized this was an aus/nz special... 'sick as' 'sweet as' 'choice as' they're like brothers to me#anyway his struggle to explain that he wasnt in fact saying ass was very funny to me- made only funnier by the fact I'm utterly- UTTERLY#100% certain the reason he was so stuck when he said he'd give an example is bc the only real thing to follow sick as up with is 'fuck'#like sick as fuck. sweet as fuck. you /can/ use hell i guess but first thought in my mind was the good ol F and i think it was his too#thats why he was like UHHHHHHHHHH *internally* wait wait i cant say fuck Uhhhhhhh uhhhhhh Sick as... Yeah. haha yeah...#he's funny#bang chan#chirstopher bang#skz#skz gifs#skzedit#bystay#stray kids gifs#analook#stray kids#jesskz#chans room
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WELLINGTON HAS CABLE CARS???????
#SEZ AND JO DID U KNOW ABOUT THIS????????#not to be a country bumpkin from down south but i literally only thought there was the one red one ALSO NEW ZEALAND ON TV???????????????????#nz things#Youtube
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Get a lovingly designed acrylic charm of the taskmaster and his assistant. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.
Preorders are now open for 2-charm connected keychains featuring The Taskmaster and his assistant in their UK and NZ flavors!
Listed via Punk and Precious
Preorders extended to September 23rd!
9/23 will be the final day for preorders before I order the charms
#I love tm please help me make these a thing!#taskmaster#taskmaster uk#taskmaster nz#greg davies#little alex horne#alex horne#jeremy wells#paul williams#taskmaster fan art#taskmaster fanart#tm fan art#task master#taskmaster series 18
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idk if its just a new zealand thing but its so bizarre that so many people know about us. It gives me whiplash to see us on tv and internet. yes i do live and work in the busiest tourism hotspot of the country but still!!!
#Do not mind me i am falling back in love with my hometown#but anyway i love when people talk about my home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bea talks#nz things
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