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[jadipose]

also+ an o+ld lady at the bus sto+p said I wo+uld live to+ be a hundred....

[goth-advancements]

The dishes never end when the two+ o+f us rarely ever eat o+ut and have a to+tal o+f six plates and three bo+wls.

[alternian-cringe-collector]

Hey whats up. Former Mod Karkat 2. Yeah I'm alternian kin LMAO. Me on the blog was just me fuckin around from the start. Sure, I'm a mutant and would get fuckin murdered on that planet, but I just belong there. Oh fucking well

[ ] [ ]h I'm SURE y[ ]u w[ ]uldn't. Y[ ]u have a great habit [ ]f s[ ]meh[ ]w c[ ]nvincing highbl[ ][ ]ds t[ ] defend y[ ]u, apparently! Because SEULI[ ], WH[ ] IS AB[ ]UT T[ ] GET A TASTE [ ]F MY R[ ]PEKIND, IS DEFENDING Y[ ]U IN [ ]UR GR[ ]UP CHAT LIKE HE'S GETTING PAID F[ ]R IT. [ ]

[ ] And trust me, I've kn[ ]wn him since we were grubs, he has DEV[ ]TI[ ]N t[ ] m[ ]ney. [ ]

[sasster]

did that take much convincing, aelium?

~) )X(h yes |

~) I think it was his family what c)x(nvinced him in the end |

~) M)x(re time t)x( spend with them instead )x(f w)x(rrying himself )x(ver the l)x(gistics )x(f running a clinic |

[trolloled]

Hey Corelo, do you think it’ll be worth it? All that work? Do you wish you could see what will happen?

(The w(o)rk t(o) build up this city? (O)r the w(o)rk t(o) re(o)utfit an entire (o)rganizati(o)n t(o), m(o)re (o)r less, pr(o)duce ships that d(o)n't pr(o)fit (o)ff (o)f suffering?)

(The p(o)tential expansi(o)n f(o)r my (o)rganizati(o)n makes it well w(o)rth it.)

(Already we have a number (o)f stakes in neighb(o)rh(o)(o)d (o)utreach pr(o)grams.)

(We have c(o)nvinced numer(o)us st(o)re (o)wners that pr(o)tecti(o)n with us is far m(o)re efficient than relying (o)n legislacerat(o)rs.)

(Making ships will give us even greater reach... even if they are n(o)t '(o)ur' ships specifically.)

(Having a hand in their design will give us insights, h(o)wever.)

(QPIN will n(o)t remain the (o)nly (o)rganizati(o)n capable (o)f spaceflight n(o)w.)

(I (o)nly regret that I may n(o)t see the wh(o)le (o)f this all pay (o)ff. Y(o)u kn(o)w h(o)w life is.)

[mirthfuladvice]

HIHIHIHI HELL:O) I NEED HELP MY (B:O)NZE) M:O)IRAIL (PURPLE) KEEPS KEEPS HE KEEPS IGN:O)RING THE IGN:O(RING THE MIRTHFUL I D:O(NT KN:O(W WHAT I’M D:O(ING WR:O(NG I TH:O(UGHT HE L:O(VED IT I TH:O)UGHT WE L:O)VED IT AM I WHAT AM I D:O(ING WR:O(NG HE W:O)N’T J:O)IN ME H:O)W D:O( I C:O)NVINCE HIM. HELP ASSIST THANK Y:O)U :O)

~ok, calm the fuck down, i did了n't understand了 shit-

~something with your moiral but wtf would了 "ignoring the mirthful" even fucking mean?-

~what do you think being mirthful *is*? no seriously give me a definition from that stuttering brown-ass thinkpan of yours!-

~because like, what do you want him to join you in? you're not making any motherfuckin sense-

~so try to make sense first if you want proper advice, got了 it?-

[oplionclaws]

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[yaguchi-san]

I fucking LOVE trying to co nvince my girlfriend to call out of work. "Nooooo babe you're MISERABLE. Take a day off. I'll come over and give you a foot soak and make you lunch". Bitch you wo4k 3 jobs I'll fuckinf do anythign for you if I have you all to myself 😳🤲

[ase-trollplays]

OC interview questions:4, 6, 8, 16 for hmm... Your most traumatized troll :)

Most traumatized, eh? That would be one butterfly flower enby

4. What is your least favorite childhood memory?

Basically all ✿f Vastel's mem✿ries with Allmah are my least fav✿rite. I saw-- I mean... he saw all the red flags and ign✿red them because he was s✿ c✿nvinced she wasn't a bad pers✿n. He made every excuse f✿r her, and she played him like a fucking fiddle. I c✿uld g✿ ✿n, h✿nestly, but there's ✿ther questi✿ns t✿ get thr✿ugh.

6. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do?

... Telling Cac✿ph I'm a rainb✿w drinker. I was terrified he w✿uldn't want t✿ be friends anym✿re, and f✿r a while he was awkward ar✿und me, but n✿w things are back t✿ n✿rmal.

8. What do you think had the biggest impact on you growing up?

Having my life and literally everything in it taken away ✿r destr✿yed/killed, and spending half my life a brainwashed slave in my ✿wn b✿dy.

16. Describe your perfect day.

Karima decides n✿t t✿ ✿pen the sh✿p f✿r the night and we hang ✿ut in the garden and get high t✿gether. Then Cac✿ph c✿mes ✿ver and the three ✿f us chill and watch a m✿vie ✿r s✿mething.

OC Interview Questions

[ask-these-fantrolls]

If Kokoro won't, then what about Genetrix for shirtless saturday?

Shirtless? That's still a bit much f♡r a br♡♡dm♡ther t♡ d♡ ♡ut in the ♡pen...

but I think I c♡uld be c♡nvinced by the right tr♡ll~

@videcoeur

[jadipose]

She'd have to be pretty damn strong for that!

i like it better if she's co+nvinced she can but there's simply no+ way :3

[goth-advancements]

Mittuna is co+nvincing me o+f being mean better than anyo+ne ever has.

[ambassador-alinala-punniel]

@opxngravxs

Appearances were an important aspect of anything successful – military, political or otherwise. If you could convince people that you were something, half the battle was already won. The mind and perception is a most powerful weapon.

However, going out and doing that face to face work himself was not exactly something he was interested in. However, his wife could be terribly convincing, so here he was, his hand in hers, on this damned tour.

He did not lower himself to their level, but forced a thin lipped smile onto his lips and even forced it as far as to crinkle the corners of his cold blue eyes.

“Yes, a charming name. Names are extremely important to the way one interacts with the world and the way the world interacts with them. Your parents did very well.”

The girl giggled, the adults standing behind her thanking them profusely as Alinala rose.

"She'll make her wonderful mark on the world someday." Alinala remarked, waving as she joined her husband's side once more. "Smile," she whispered, kissing his cheek. "We can't have them thinking I dragged you here, make it seem like you care."

[sasster]

Hey Ae, do you ever let Treader take you out for drives on his bike or are you more of a stationary kind of guy?

~) I am a bit )x(f a c)x(ward in that respect |

~) But |

~) He has been able t)x( c)x(nvince me )x(nce )x(r twice |

[ase-trollplays]

Maybe wh●ever's running this shitsh●w will let y●u live just t● spite y●u. Y●u're s● c●nvinced y●u're g●ing t● die that I w●uldn't be surprised if fate decided t● spare y●u just t● fuck with y●u.

>> You've looked over Ullane's shoulders at her notes regarding the surgery. You know his chance of surviving isn't high. Not even close, actually. However, there's still a small chance he won't bite it, and that's what you're clinging to.

>> You laugh at his statement that Leriot should have told you when he was alive.

Yeah, n●, that w●uld never happen. Leri●t's an em●ti●nally c●nstipated dick. I d●n't think even t●rture w●uld have g●t it ●ut ●f him. Hell, he c●uld have been dying in my arms, and he w●uldn't say a damn thing.

He was really fucking stupid like that, which is fine by me since I w●uld have sh●t him d●wn anyways. I l●ve the guy a l●t, but I'm definitely n●t pale.

I already tried making myself feel things that just weren't there twice, and I'm n●t ab●ut t● g● three f●r three.

>> It actually bugs you a lot that he never confessed and that no one told you what was apparently obvious. You know that lack of closure ate him alive for at least the first sweep after your death. Plus, you didn't get a chance to confess your ashen crush on him, either.

>> Looks like you're both stupid when it comes to crushes.

And d●n't w●rry, when my b●dy's d●ne I'll make sure I punch his cybernetic arm s● he w●n't get t●● hurt.

ase-trollplays​:

Y●u d●n’t need much redempti●n. Y●u’re an assh●le, n●t a m●nster. Things will ●nly get better f●r y●u ●nce y●u survive surgery and can get m●st ●f y●ur life back.

And I swear t● g●d if y●u put ●n s●mething stupid ●n purp●se I’m chucking the rem●te at y●ur head. I d●n’t want t● see anything like trash TV ab●ut keeping up with celebrity families ●r s●ap ●peras ●r s●me lame ass b●ring thing.

>> You’d settle for most things, but the things you listed will not be tolerated. That’s grounds for Extra Annoyance. You’re caught up on most movies since you can float into theaters and watch what’s out, but you haven’t seen a good cartoon in ages.

Meh, that s●unds like t●● much eff●rt f●r n●t much pay●ff. As l●ng as they aren’t starting bullshit, I guess it d●esn’t really matter. If they have m●re than tw● braincells, they’ll keep the fact they’re secretly highbl●●ds t● themselves.

With a gang like the Marked ar●und, they’d have t● be either c●mpletely stupid ●r really fucking c●nfident they w●n’t get caught t● want t● live there in the first place.

>> Actually, speaking of the Marked…

I ●ughta pay Leri●t a visit in his dreams s●metime. I need t● give him shit ab●ut having a crush ●n me, which apparently every fucking b●dy knew except me.

>> Nevermind that you also had a crush on him albeit in a different quadrant, and you wonder if your own crush was every bit as obvious as his was. God, you hope not. That’s just embarrassing.

“/\/I'mmm not exactly a mmmass mmmurderer, but mmmy hands aren’t really clean.“

“/\/Besides that, you’re right, I ammm an asshole, so why should anything good ever happen to mmme?“

> You’re fully aware the universe was entirely uncaring of how ‘good’ someone was when it dealt out a cruel hand, but nobody does favors for a guy like you.

“/\/You don’t know shit. You want real odds on mmmy survival? Go read sommme of Ullane’s notes when she’s working on it.“

“/\/This piece of shit - so mmmany dammmn flaws. Getting sommmeone out is almmmost harder than putting themmm in.“

“/\/For god’s sake, mmmy heart can’t even beat on its own anymmmore. It needs the fucking thing just to keep going.“

> You didn’t sound melancholy about your incredibly high odds of death. They were just facts. You were an ass, you were going to die. Moping about it wouldn’t help anything.

> Really, it just seemed like everyone else was in denial to you.

“/\/Dummmbass should have said sommmething when you could have punched himmm in person for it.”

“/\/Now you’ll have to settle for only mmmaking fun of himmm in his dreammms. Sad.“

“/\/MMMaybe if you badger Ullane enough, she’ll finish that stupid project I’ve got.“

“/\/Just don’t punch himmm with that. You mmmight fracture his skull.“

[justdrinkerthings]

This is no+t the night fo+r my dashbo+ard to+ be trying to+ co+nvince me alternate timelines are real thro+ugh reading so+mebo+dy else be co+nvinced.