#nurse in attendance

[skinetom]

FRIGHT RELEASE!!

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH! DOCTORS ARE ON STANDBY!!

60’s HORROR!

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

"we want to make the most accurate medical drama"--the Pitt

ok let's go

accurate:

attending strolls into the middle of chaos with coffee

nurses: gossip gossip GOSSIP DO YOU HAVE THE TEA

attending: lame joke

"why would you threaten to do this on my shift, to me, personally, that's so fucking rude"

degloving IS disgusting

"someone get language services" *three hours later*

'the Pitt' is derogatory unless you WORK there. then it's The Pitt (affectionate)

med student: *exists*

nurse: awww.....it's an idiot

triage is the bad place for clinical staff

everyone: oh my god where's social work

security ten minutes late to the chase

med student: i have done the medicine!

nurse: psst hey you might want to do this

med student: oh my god oh my god yeah that's a good idea let's do that

attending points at the charge nurse: she's the boss i just work here

"where's your tooth"

cancel the discharge we need more imaging

staff: how old is he? *fingers crossed*

parent: 18

staff: FUCK

"i've been waiting two whole hours" wow u must not be dying

"OMG our consult is here!!!!! wym that's not what you're here for"

"we have bad reviews, you need to work on that, our net promoter score is low" so like. you know this isn't an olive garden right

boarding

resident: picks up two rooms

attending:

resident: i'm WoRKING on IT!!

"what is Mental Health Care"

WHY DOES THE WAITING ROOM LOOK LIKE THIS

GCS

frequent flyer patients

not a sexy place to be

inaccurate:

"yes i believe you that your child did not ingest something" lmao ok. maybe this is a peds thing but that's just immediate labs for a kid like that. you KNOW he ingested something

someone who doesn't speak english doesn't know how to say the name of their language (i have never encountered this situation)

no duplicate accounts

not enough registration in general

no calls for EVS

social work is not stressed enough

seems like a logical setup for the ED which is incorrect

[backjustforberena]

We had a good run x

[fauvester]

more hospital au svsss

in interventional radiology (or anything involving procedural x-rays) you need to wear a lead apron and thyroid guard.. there’s usually lots of spares but usually the regulars invest in their own. they are very heavy lol. but it does help keep you cozy in a freezing procedure room

[blood-teeth]

ER nurse? Why not doctor

doctor's are not involved in patient care at the same level nurses are. doctors are the "architect" while nurses are the actual builders. doctors only spend about 15 mins with a patient while nurses spend 12 hours with their patients. nursing is truly an art versus a science and it was important for me to have an mc that is in that patient-care world.

plus! i think media has severely underestimated nurses and the nursing profession and overinflated what doctors actually do and their job as a hospitalist. nursing is a completely different and more involved

[sidcrosbybro]

Can we not talk about 87 being in the rafters soon I'm still not ready to think about watching the pens without Sid on the ice

[moodr1ng]

so by my count theres at least 4 people from my old art school attending therapy groups in the hospital i go to.. girl. this school is known for being so toxic it can be traumatizing but this is over the top lol..

[goddessofroyalty]

Based on your "Jayce sometimes forgets Vi and Jinx aren’t biologically related" and "Silco is food with Piltite kids" i present you "Piltite kids ask what kind of pretty Isha will be"

This tiny munchkis meeting baby Isha during a part/Piltover event and asking Silco questions about babys until one ask him if she is going to be pretty like Miss Vi or like Miss Jinx. They debate until one says she looks pretty like Mr Viktor.

Kid: Mr Viktor is super pretty! Mr Talis said so!

So now Silvo has a few questions for our dear Jayce

Oh yeah the average Piltite kid does not realise Vi and Jinx are adopted unless someone (for example their parents) tells them. You'd get the ones that ask how they have pink/blue hair while Silco (and Vander when he's around). Which if they ask Silco the question get the straightforward answer of "the girls became ours after their their parents were killed". And if they ask Jinx she will come up with some on the spot about how they fell into a vat of toxic chemicals when they were young, no that's just what eating x-thing does want to try some?

Quick joke comment: how many parents have had to rapidly herd their own kid away from Silco before he unintentionally tells them how babies are actually made (or without knowing pokes holes in the story their parents told them about how babies are made leaving them with Questions for their parents)?

And, yeah, Isha does look a lot like Viktor so that kid isn't wrong she's like him.

Silco knows that objectively Viktor is rather pretty. Hell, it's probably been a bit of a joke since Viktor was young that he took the best bits from both his parents because how did they make such a good-looking kid. But it's a bit different having children generally commenting that Viktor's pretty and knowing that Jayce, Viktor's 'partner', seemingly permanent shadow, who stares at Viktor adoringly whenever Viktor isn't looking at him, is saying that Viktor is pretty.

[rad-roche]

oh my god i'm having thoughts. i'm having timeskip design thoughts

[skinetom]

[goosetowns]

a coworker told me the other day whenever she hears the word “slay” she thinks of me . my legacy

[haveamagicalday]

Battle of the Barbies! Round 4: Career

This is round 4 of the bracket. All other polls in can be found here.

[alicornze7]

Soooooo

How do you like my first swan cookie fanarts to you 👁️

And I also legit cannot wait for mine muweheheheh

Bet that you cannot ACTUALLY fluster me , Ali 👁️👹

I like it (alot)🧍

aight' bet.

you are NOT ready for this

[prettygirlhustle]

I think I am gong to be a flight attendant while finishing my degree. I missed the student housing email so know I am like 300 something on the waitlist. I go to university out of state so now I do not have a place to live next year. At first I thought the world was over but all I have to do is take all my classes online next year and just stay home. I always said if I did not know what I wanted to be, I would be a flight attendant. This past year I traveled a lot and I loved seeing the flight attendant in there cute little uniforms. I ended up going down this whole rabbit hole and I really want to do it now. Since I am going to be online for the next year, why not give it a shot you know. Even though I have been traveling, I only been traveling on my breaks and because so much is going on this summer I won't be able to do leisurely any time soon. Being a flight attendant is really calling my name and I am just going to go for it.

[pochapal]

my kidney transplant team is fully aware that my parents are hardcore antivax. incapable of expressing how direly mortified i am