#the charge nurse/attending dynamic is so yummy good

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

"we want to make the most accurate medical drama"--the Pitt

ok let's go

accurate:

attending strolls into the middle of chaos with coffee

nurses: gossip gossip GOSSIP DO YOU HAVE THE TEA

attending: lame joke

"why would you threaten to do this on my shift, to me, personally, that's so fucking rude"

degloving IS disgusting

"someone get language services" *three hours later*

'the Pitt' is derogatory unless you WORK there. then it's The Pitt (affectionate)

med student: *exists*

nurse: awww.....it's an idiot

triage is the bad place for clinical staff

everyone: oh my god where's social work

security ten minutes late to the chase

med student: i have done the medicine!

nurse: psst hey you might want to do this

med student: oh my god oh my god yeah that's a good idea let's do that

attending points at the charge nurse: she's the boss i just work here

"where's your tooth"

cancel the discharge we need more imaging

staff: how old is he? *fingers crossed*

parent: 18

staff: FUCK

"i've been waiting two whole hours" wow u must not be dying

"OMG our consult is here!!!!! wym that's not what you're here for"

"we have bad reviews, you need to work on that, our net promoter score is low" so like. you know this isn't an olive garden right

boarding

resident: picks up two rooms

attending:

resident: i'm WoRKING on IT!!

"what is Mental Health Care"

WHY DOES THE WAITING ROOM LOOK LIKE THIS

GCS

frequent flyer patients

not a sexy place to be

inaccurate:

"yes i believe you that your child did not ingest something" lmao ok. maybe this is a peds thing but that's just immediate labs for a kid like that. you KNOW he ingested something

someone who doesn't speak english doesn't know how to say the name of their language (i have never encountered this situation)

no duplicate accounts

not enough registration in general

no calls for EVS

social work is not stressed enough

seems like a logical setup for the ED which is incorrect