#nukani clan

[sea-arsonist]

I LOVE THIS

[sea-arsonist]

me thinking..

How would Eiden rate everyone's lap pillow-

•Yakumo- 8/10, a little thin and trembly and soggy from tears but it's got the spirit 👍

•Edmond- 10/10 lap pillow, very soft, very squishy, wish the owner would let me use it more

•Olivine- 10/10, soft, nice napping conditions, comes with gentle head pats and words of affirmation

•Quincy- 10/10, big sized, a little firmer but still comfortable, comes with a Topper :)

•Kuya- 5/10, owner keeps threatening my life....will probably torture me later for daring to use him as a lap pillow and for the bad rating on said lap pillow

•G/Karu- 7/10, a bit too excited but very soft! Points taken off because the mean one came out and bit my head (ouch)

•Blade- 9/10, comfortable! However owner keeps singing lullabies. Luckily when asked to stop he will! Napped and woke up with various ribbons in my hair, owner said they're cute!

•Dante- 0/10, feels like sleeping on concrete, owner isn't very nice either...keeps calling me lazy

•Rei- would be a 10/10 if the owner let me use the lap pillow without me having to sign a paper giving my body up for experimentation in exchange......companion bird also looks at me wrong.

[neotomiccccc]

That’s a weird looking cat

[blushpepper]

[kuyadevotee]

welcome to nu carnival! we've got

self-insert mc except Whoops! he's a fully fleshed out character

breaking news: rich vampire blows his fortune on strap-ons

himbo

snake with anxiety

sir a bodysuit isn't appropriate battle attire

when you have religious guilt but the pussy be poppin

tired gay santa (unwilling)

firefox

pet play allegory

pet play allegory but angry

sorry i bit your dick off i just thought it was cute

hair? fierce. waist? snatched. sex game? abysmal.

what do you mean i can't classify my ass as a scientific instrument

[kikis-dreamscape]

I genuinely can’t imagine any of the clan members (including Morvay and Aster) interacting with Huey.

Huey seems like too much of a bitch. I can’t imagine him making a vampire and incubus to be his familiars, let alone regulating their essence.

Aster says so himself in his SR intimacy room that Eiden is nicer than Huey and doesn’t care that he feeds so openly. That he used to have to hide it. Like why would he make a vampire if he didn’t want to be aware of his feeding patterns?! Just weird mate.

[heyitsnyixie]

My first mistake was thinking ANY of these men were neurotypical.

[daz4i]

oh they fuckin'

[fisheito]

how would you eat/cook each nukani character

oh noooooooooo (holds my face in great contemplative agony) u can't do this to me

Eiden: oh mein gotTtTtt getting my hands on eiden would be like receiving an entire cart of summer fresh-from-farm produce. or an entire cow carcass . i would have SO MANY PARTS and SO MANY WAYS to prepare him and every part of him would taste delicious in its own way. there's no way i can ONLY cook eiden one way. i'd have to put him thru every process possible (true to his versatility). i thought about spitroasting him (for the joke) but that's too much eiden for one method. i need to covet him like the king tuna at the fish market as i take him apart piece by piece look. i am frying him like egg for a fast breakfast. i am meticulously grinding him to a paste in a traditional mortar and pestle. i am using him as pesto AND as dipping sauce. i will dehydrate him and drink him as tea. he will be roasted . braised. devoured raw in ceviche. i'll infuse him with vinegars! syrups! oils!! is there a way to make a sourdough starter but it's eidough starter so i can just keep him on my shelf and feed him every day and pass him down for generations? i want eiden for every meal of the day prepared 1000 ways

Aster: would aster taste like blood or the absence of it? hmmmm..... i guess it depends on when he feeds! maybe if i bite into him after a feeding session, he'll burst like a cherry tomato. but otherwise i feel like giving aster the sashimi treatment. put him all fancy on the plate with some garnishes after i treat him with a light citrus wash or smth. a fresh cool flavour!! i'm tempted to make some sort of beverage out of him. dilute him into a fancy mocktail of strange spirits and woody spices. aster juice?!?! looks like pink wine???! i have to treat this one like i'm spoiling him with gifts. he'll probably end up on the artisanal charcuterie board with the fusion jams and marmalades...

Morvay: i feel like he would have a very...particular aroma. he eats a very specialised diet so of everyone in the clan, he has to follow "you are what you eat", right?? my first instinct for some reason is to cure him. like, turn him into prosciutto. if he's gonna have a funky smell, might as well turn up the salt and cure him. tie him up and lock him in the carefully controlled environment of the curing basement. dark... surrounded by other meatbags... slap him around every now and then. slice him up thin and put him on that fancy cheese board with a bunch of other strong smelling foods. slurp him down him with a glass of astringent aster juice to balance out the richness of the morv

Yakumo: soup. he's getting souped. it's only right. might split him half and half into one soup and one stew. maybe the soup will just be a concentrated essence of snek-style broth. like a clear, warming bowl of pho that is DISTILLED YAKUMO and doesn't need much else besides some fave spices to accompany the flavour. as for the stew? i just straight up like stew and it can be so nutritionally complete. so he's going in the classic comfort stew. chunks of yakumo and seasonal vegetables simmered to make a thick hearty pot of glorp. maybe add some alcohol to it if i want to live dangerously. he will sustain me for days to come. anything that i do not turn into soup? i'm going to steam him. a mild little parcel of wrapped yakumo, gently steamed for a hot minute. yakumo tastes best to me when a little wet.

Edmond: to honour his thick sugary ass, i have to turn edmond into some sorta dessert. turn the defrosted ice queen into ice cream? now i could just put edmond in a pot and reduce him until he turns into a syrup but then i would waste all the extra good bits that make up edomon. u need the tsun with the dere and reducing him to pure dere is NOT balanced. he can withstand quite a bit of punishment so maybe i'll whip him up like a custard (by hand FIRST. if that's not strong enough, i'll use an electric hand mixer). turn him into an earl grey creme brulee where u can set him on fire then smack that caramelised crust before spooning out the goopy insides.

Olivine: i feel like i'd wanna enjoy olivine in his least processed form. just enjoy the pure marbled goodness of well-exercised, tender oli. so why not a steak? medium rare to rare? just a little pan-sear and we can chew on him all we want. (i considered searing on a grill, but it's easier around here to get a pan instead of a grill. and oli is all about being accessible to the greatest number of people.) on the other hand, that might not honour oli's nature. he, too, can stand up to a lot of punishment. he might even like it. so part of him can be the relatively unprocessed slab and the other can be a cutlet. that way i can beat him with a hammer, dredge and bread him, then toss him into the deep fryer. to be served with a variety of heavy or creamy sauces.

Quincy: this man is OLD and TOUGH and he probably tastes like every bit of wildlife in the forest combined. then again, he's also always sleeping so does that mean his meat is quite relaxed and i don't have to tenderise forever to be able to chew it? quincy probably eats the simplest diet (no processed microwave preservative type cocktails in here) so he'd be best appreciated in an equally simple dish?? i'd like to skewer him. make him bite-size and cook him over a campfire. alternating with simple salt vs. intricate dry rubs bc i'm not sure which i'd prefer. if he ends up being tough, i'll let him hang out in a savoury marinade for however many days he needs (do NOT make me put a pineapple in there, mister).

Kuya: i lied. **THIS** man is OLD and TOUGH and SINEWY and A BITCHASS to deal with and i bet if i cut him at *just slightly near the wrong spot* then some mystery sac of foul gunk will explode all over me like a punk'd prank. i will take any excuse during the cooking process to abuse this one. grate his rind to infuse in the sauce. mince him for the physical satisfaction then throw him into the blender anyway. toss him violently into a fiery wok and start saute-ing him with every other ingredient ever. i hope you get stabbed by a bunch of pointy carrots. i'll broil him as if he's not already crispy. and I BET at the end of all this work, i'll have somehow have messed up and made him inedible. skill issue. at this point i give up, toss the entire kuya into the pressure cooker, and turn him into stew.

G/Karu: i wanna toss them like a salad (i think they'll have fun with that). i could go the traditional way and make wolf jerky. bring it on the road for a durable snack! if i could somehow chop these two up and turn them into furikake, they could become my convenient, reliable flavour injector for a quick bowl of rice. it's tricky because there are two distinct flavours and they gotta be treated differently to bring out their full potential. but they're also inseparable. what do i do??? i might just put them into my party-type foods where flavours are supposed to mix and it's the wildness of the combos that make it all fun. he's going on the 12-topping pizza!! he's being melted onto the giant tray of nachos!!!

Blade: CAN I EAT THIS? WILL I DIE? WILL MY TEETH BREAK OFF? i have to debone him. i bet there are pointy bits hiding everywhere. get my special tools out and pluck at him for over an hour (i must be thorough). might just put him in the microwave (he'd probably enjoy that). i feel like essence of Blade would also do well as a bubbly drink. mix a simple edroid syrup with some club soda and some edible flowers to look pretty (low calories too!). if the legends are true and blade can adapt to any flavour, i might just turn him into a condiment or special spice mix. grind him to dust and put him in a nice glass container near my stove so i can add him to various foods (the weirder the combo, the better). keep the spirit of experimentation alive with Blade popcorn seasoning!!

Dante: i am gonna make him fragrant as hell. gonna smoke him over intricate spice combos or tea leaves and impart him with the most alluring lung-punchiest sniffs. i don't wanna be too harsh with him but i trust that he'll at least stand up to heat well. he'd probably complain about wasting time, but i'm not rushing the process. u will sit in the smoker and steadily break down over time. maybe after the smoke, i can tuck the odds and ends into a savoury saucy pie. bake him for an hour surrounded by a flaky buttery crust? i might also experiment with some fermentation, like a dante kimchi. i'm curious as to how he'd change flavours given time to age (and just relax for a bit, really).

Rei: i am pickling him. he's gonna become that sour salty lil accompaniment to every meal i have. he'll last forever and somehow never mould and no matter how long i leave him chillin in the fridge, when the time comes to put him on a bun, i know i can rely on him to not suddenly go limp. i still gotta be careful with him tho. can't just stick my fingers in the jar and introduce contaminants all the day because it IS possible to Spoil the Goods idk i just feel like i'd have to let him sit in SOME sort of marinade or brine. if i try to eat him raw i might turn 14 shades of purple before dissolving into radioactive bile

[https-aster]

NuKani OC posting my beloved. I adore my son. He’s so GRRRRR. Anyways, here’s base info about him~ 🤭. More NSFW stuff and his appearance is below the “read more!”

: ̗̀➛ His name is Nikolai. Loosely inspired from that BSD character with that same name.

: ̗̀➛ I’d say, age-wise, he’s roughly 25? He/they pronouns too.

: ̗̀➛ He’s a gay, ambiamorous man. Definitely had a few past flings with women while trying to discover himself, and found out that he is in fact a boykisser. He’s also fine with having more than one partner in the mix, whether it’s his own , his partner’s, or both of theirs.

: ̗̀➛ Clan member <3 His gemstone is rhondonite, and can be found on his inner-left thigh. It’s a nine-centimetre, upside-down heart shape.

: ̗̀➛ If I were to assign a character that he is similar to personality-wise, I think Sampo or Aventurine from Honkai Star Rail would both be fitting candidates.

: ̗̀➛ He works as a bartender during the day, and tends to those in need during nightfall. Most of the food/medicinal supplies he gives them are definitely either stolen, or from his own pocket. Most often, they are swiped. Also tends to wear a hood/some sort of disguise when doing so.

: ̗̀➛ Nikolai has a major soft spot for people in need/are in crisis/etc. More likely than not, he’ll stop what he is doing to aid them if required .

: ̗̀➛Tying itself to the past point or two, Nikolai was born into poverty, and has lived around such similar tactics by others like him. Stealing to survive, and even relying on others. As he grew up, he was able to slowly provide for himself, and landed a well-off job as a bartender. He does not forget his roots at all, and as such, gives back to his family and people who need necessities.

: ̗̀➛ If I were to ship him with someone? Gods, that’s hard. I see him as pretty shippable. With other OCs? I mean, of course <3. But canon-character wise? I’m saying Olivine, or definitely Yakumo? Eiden too, clearly pfff. I just think that they’d be compatible in a sense!

: ̗̀➛ Nikolai’s “ero-zone” is/are his thighs.

: ̗̀➛ He and Eiden have definitely fucked in his bar more than once. Or, at the very least, have done foreplay there before.

: ̗̀➛ Prior to meeting Eiden, he hasn’t really had sex before. The poor guy was too busy both supporting those that needed help and himself to even consider that. That definitely changes later on down the line.

: ̗̀➛ I see Nikolai as a top-leaning-switch. He likes to keep things interesting. Definitely loves using toys too, for the same reason.

: ̗̀➛ He’s an exhibitionist for sure. And a voyeur. I also see him as someone who is really into bondage.

And finally, his appearance! <3

[sea-arsonist]

BUNNYCLAN!!!!!!!

AU where the entire clan is turned (cursed) into bun and Eiden (along Aster and Morvay) has to take care of them all 🤭🤭🤭

Also GaruKaru aren't separate bunnies, I just did that to show their eyes changing color!

Essence is replenished by spending time with them!

Here's their respective bun traits:

Yakumo: inspired by hares cuz they lanky, anxious, prefers to hide behind and under furniture (to Eiden's detriment), can be found cuddling with the other buns a lot!

Edmond: slightly territorial, only lets his favorite buns on his pillow, often found chewing sexy yaoi literature and stamping documents with his paw....which Eiden has to clean every time

Olivine: lop bun, generally very sweet, often exploring the mansion but not straying too far away from Eiden! Least problematic, tho Eiden has caught him humping the other buns on occasion....

Quincy: inspired by a Flemish giant, often asleep or chewing on hay, Topperbun acts as his little helper! They're often together (as Kuyabun has threatened Topperbun before), the other buns often cuddle with him!

Kuya: inspired by a dwarf hothot bun (the ones with killer eyeliner), little asshole, always bullies the other buns, grooms himself often, has bitten Eiden on multiple occasions, demands attention, Quinbun has sat on him multiple times as revenge, gets in constant fights with Reibun....he's a handful

GaruKaru: hyper, often found chewing on food, loves to play with everyone! Sometimes gets in fights when Karu is fronting, loves being pet, Eiden struggles to clean them...loves to snuggle

Blade: inspired by an Angora rabbit, SUPER hyper, constant zoomies, loves to cuddle, often found bothering the other buns to play, GaruKaru are their best friend, Eiden has trouble catching him...he thinks it's a game, and he agitates GaruKaru too so now Eiden has to catch both of them.

Dante: inspired by a lion head bun! Most territorial, often establishing dominance, has also bitten Eiden on multiple occasions, has fought Kuyabun before, occasional cuddler..he and Blade require the most fur care

Rei: Eiden struggles to find him sometimes, he doesn't use the same hiding spots like Yakumo, when he is with Eiden he humps his leg....he also humps the other buns sometimes, Quinbun and Kuyabun (who he often fights with) are his favorite humping wise (Eiden has tried separating them multiple times) . Often found chewing on paper and looking studious. Fatherbun is always with him!

Eiden: caretaker, human, had to learn about bun care and how to cater to each of their personalities, his favorite bun is all of them!! Albeit some require more care and patience than others

Morvay: caretaker, Incubus, also had to learn about caring for buns, he loves playing with them (and sometimes watches them when they hump instead of separating them, which Aster has whacked him over the head for) , his favorite buns are Olivine and Quincy because they're the easiest to care for

Aster: "caretaker" , vampire,(makes morvay do all the work unless eiden asks for help specifically), provides for the buns, his favorite buns are Dante (prettiest fur) and Topper/Father / GaruKaru (tiny and cute ❤)

[not-a-seagull]

Our secound match of Round One of the nukani Eidenless ship poll!

On one hand

Yakumo/Olivine, having been the first characters to have gotten three events with each other...

VS

Blade/Garu, being two of the cutest clan members, but having Army X Blood X Oath as their only event together...

Which one is more popular? only one way of knowing...

Now...

[loathsome-boykisser]

Ok so ummmm

I did a doodle. It's of one of my nukani ocs. He's NOT a romance guy. Pretty much all my ocs are antagonists, as I adore the clan members and that means I have to put them through hardships rivaling a Dark Souls protag. He's called Boar Bones, he's a necromancer, and if anyone's interested I'll write a post about him later.

[kuyadevotee]

the Nukani boys as memes I have saved on my phone (pt. 1)

Yakumo:

Edmond:

Olivine:

Quincy:

Kuya:

Garu:

Karu:

Blade:

Dante:

Rei:

(pt. 2)

[fanficwolf105]

🎵Cause I'm gonna be the last thing you see before you go, bye-bye, there you go bye-bye🎵

Introducing the main antagonist of my nukani next gen au, Riku! He's Rin's son and he's born in a universe where Rin killed all of the clan members, Aster and Morvay.

Riku is the holder of the sunstone that takes the form of a naval piercing. Like Rin, Riku posseses a lot of magic, but has very little essence.

[tellmewhatyouc]

rules: share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns!

i was not tagged i just saw it on my for you tab and wanted to participate

1. never thought that i could be | nukani, olivine

Olivine was never truly alone with the God of Klein watching over him.

2. two, maybe three | nukani, blade & quincy

“Ku-Ku, how old is Quin-Quin?”

3. room for one more? | deadpool & wolverine

Logan awoke with his claws stuck in the couch; not a first for him by any means, but definitely a first for that particular couch.

4. something for your mind | nukani, kuya & quincy

Quincy didn’t get many visitors, especially late at night.

5. i hope you had the time of your life | deadpool & wolverine

Drinking felt different when Logan did it with intention.

6. old familiar | nukani, quincy & rei

Quincy had a certain fondness for animals, and the animals felt the same about him.

7. you can count on me (like 1, 2, 3) | nukani, quincy & rei

Rei had only known Quincy for a matter of days, but he already trusted him more than anyone else in the Grand Sorcerer’s clan.

8. the get-along dimension | nukani, kuya & quincy & rei

Rei woke up with a headache and two warm bodies sandwiched around him.

9. fuschia galaxy | i was a teenage exocolonist, nomi-nomi & rex

“Hm.”

Nomi finally uttered a single syllable after staring at Rex’s arm for far too long.

10. amber ocean | nukani, blade & quincy

Quincy was a creature of habit.

one thing about me is that i love a "[character/place/thing] was xyz" intro sentence, establishing a norm and either expanding on it or subverting it. dialogue is a fun way to start too, but i think i mostly do it in humorous/more lighthearted fic?? idk. i honestly don't think i think too hard about intros bc starting fic can be so hard for me, so i just kinda. run headfirst into it with whatever i've got 😌

i'll tag @rosemirmir @fantastic-rambles @belovedstill @youknowthelines @xing-hua and anyone else who wants to play along feel free!