#nu carnival shitpost

[tako-cafe]

Who in Nu likes Eggnog based purely off my own vibe check and nothing else

Because I love it and wanna share with fixation boys

Eiden- I feel like he’d drink it on occasion, but he feels more of a coco man for holiday drinks.

Aster- no

Morvay- no

Yakumo- yes and it’s all flavoured ones. He learned to make his own quite a while ago and experiments with flavours. He prefers pumpkin and cinnamon ones.

Olivine-yes if it’s given to him he won’t make it or buy it. He prefers plain/original eggnog.

Edmond-yes but I feel like it’s the non-alcoholic one so he’s always ready to work if ever needed.

Quincy- would drink it if handed but doesn’t seek it out ever.

Kuya-yes he loves it but only the vanilla one.

Rei- he hasn’t had it before but seems like he wouldn’t like it. Again feels like another hot coco haver for holiday drinks.

Garu-yummy yummy free drink! He got a tummy ache he downed so much too quickly

Karu- also in stomach ache territory but he also feels like he likes cinnamon more off pure vibes. Would not admit to anyone he’s enjoying himself though.

Dante- feels like another who hasn’t had it but because he has never wanted to try it. If offered he’d try it to see if he likes it or not.

Blade- assumed since Eiden told Yakumo his was good that meant it was the best drink ever and mass pours it into whatever food and drinks goes into for him ??? At least he seems happy.

[cosmophalhemr]

if I can't draw anything then I'll just shitpost

[nu-carniviva]

Soooo y'all have seen the new guy right? I thought I'd share my opinions so far:

HE'S SO PRETTY WAAAAAAAAH. I'll be totally real, I saw leaks for him beforehand, but it was just a headshot and a pic of his bird. I wasn't expecting his outfit to have his whole titties on display

AND THE BEAUTY MARK ON HIS CHEST?!?!?!? RAAAAAAAH BITES HIM AND SHAKES HIM AROUND

Rei also seems to have a bit of a :3 face so he gets bonus points for that

Appearance wise, he looks like he'll be like a combination of Quincy, Kuya, and Blade

There is no way that man's a top there is absolutely no way. Besides, we gotta balance out the top-to-bottom ratio

I already got beef with Rei's bird idc HE WILL NEVER BE TOPPER ‼️ Topper is THE animal mascot and that round fuck cannot even compete. Bitch ass bird. Go eat some seeds, IDIOT

I'm excited for Rei :)

[neotomiccccc]

Save me long Aster save me

[sables-shitpost-dumpster]

I have so many stashed away help

[indecisnyan]

so that neon carnival huh

[cyberpunkboytoy]

"Oh no, I accidentally wandered into the part of town where gangs of gay anime boys hang out in alleys. I hope I don't run into any—"

"Fuck!" [Turns the corner]

"Shit!"

[kuyadevotee]

the Nukani boys and their preferred toilet paper: an educated list

Eiden: comfy cushioned 2-ply. only the best for the most important ass in klein

Aster: 2-ply with little pink hearts printed on it

Morvay: whatever his current partner has

Yakumo: whatever's available. he's been stuck multiple times because he's too anxious to ask for more when it runs out

Edmond: basic 2-ply. fancy enough to be comfortable, plain enough to be readily available

Olivine: basic 1-ply. humility and frugality and all that

Quincy: leaves

Kuya: bold of you to assume he shits

Garu: scoots his ass on the ground like a dog

Karu: bold of you to assume he wipes

Blade: doesn't know that shit exists

Dante: the fanciest shit you've ever seen. fucking gold plated 10-ply. where does he get it. why does it exist.

Rei: the crustiest 1-ply you can imagine. basically sandpaper. man needs to take better care of his ass

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

the world needs more feral Kuya (and Quincy to be even more tired of his shit)

(idea stolen from fren hehe >;3)

[salatelit]

[divxrcethesky]

[puffles]

Maybe Kuya wouldnt be so bored if he got employment at Kleinmart. Can't wait for the minimum wage worker event 🤗

[cosmophalhemr]

He nu on my car until I nival

[riolugirl111]

This is basically how Kuya's Fallen Leaves SSR 5th Room went right?

[doodlesiguess]

If you recognize this character, you do. It’s one my friend likes, and I don’t ask questions when I draw stupid stuff.

[sables-shitpost-dumpster]

First shitpost dump of many to come