#nu carnival shitpost

[cosmophalhemr]

He nu on my car until I nival

[nu-carniviva]

Soooo y'all have seen the new guy right? I thought I'd share my opinions so far:

HE'S SO PRETTY WAAAAAAAAH. I'll be totally real, I saw leaks for him beforehand, but it was just a headshot and a pic of his bird. I wasn't expecting his outfit to have his whole titties on display

AND THE BEAUTY MARK ON HIS CHEST?!?!?!? RAAAAAAAH BITES HIM AND SHAKES HIM AROUND

Rei also seems to have a bit of a :3 face so he gets bonus points for that

Appearance wise, he looks like he'll be like a combination of Quincy, Kuya, and Blade

There is no way that man's a top there is absolutely no way. Besides, we gotta balance out the top-to-bottom ratio

I already got beef with Rei's bird idc HE WILL NEVER BE TOPPER ‼️ Topper is THE animal mascot and that round fuck cannot even compete. Bitch ass bird. Go eat some seeds, IDIOT

I'm excited for Rei :)

[neotomiccccc]

Save me long Aster save me

[panic-without-thedisco]

I have so many stashed away help

[indecisnyan]

so that neon carnival huh

[cyberpunkboytoy]

"Oh no, I accidentally wandered into the part of town where gangs of gay anime boys hang out in alleys. I hope I don't run into any—"

"Fuck!" [Turns the corner]

"Shit!"

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

the world needs more feral Kuya (and Quincy to be even more tired of his shit)

(idea stolen from fren hehe >;3)

[kuyadevotee]

the Nukani boys and their preferred toilet paper: an educated list

Eiden: comfy cushioned 2-ply. only the best for the most important ass in klein

Aster: 2-ply with little pink hearts printed on it

Morvay: whatever his current partner has

Yakumo: whatever's available. he's been stuck multiple times because he's too anxious to ask for more when it runs out

Edmond: basic 2-ply. fancy enough to be comfortable, plain enough to be readily available

Olivine: basic 1-ply. humility and frugality and all that

Quincy: leaves

Kuya: bold of you to assume he shits

Garu: scoots his ass on the ground like a dog

Karu: bold of you to assume he wipes

Blade: doesn't know that shit exists

Dante: the fanciest shit you've ever seen. fucking gold plated 10-ply. where does he get it. why does it exist.

Rei: the crustiest 1-ply you can imagine. basically sandpaper. man needs to take better care of his ass

[salatelit]

[divxrcethesky]

[riolugirl111]

This is basically how Kuya's Fallen Leaves SSR 5th Room went right?

[cosmophalhemr]

if I can't draw anything then I'll just shitpost

[puffles]

Maybe Kuya wouldnt be so bored if he got employment at Kleinmart. Can't wait for the minimum wage worker event 🤗

[doodlesiguess]

If you recognize this character, you do. It’s one my friend likes, and I don’t ask questions when I draw stupid stuff.

[panic-without-thedisco]

First shitpost dump of many to come

[sassy-pen]

So Arlecchino is "father", I see

They call anyone father these days