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if I can't draw anything then I'll just shitpost
#nu: carnival#nu carnival#nu carnival incorrect quotes#nu carnival shitpost#IM TOO LAZY TO TAG EVERYONE. JUST. EVERYONE IS THERE!!
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Soooo y'all have seen the new guy right? I thought I'd share my opinions so far:
HE'S SO PRETTY WAAAAAAAAH. I'll be totally real, I saw leaks for him beforehand, but it was just a headshot and a pic of his bird. I wasn't expecting his outfit to have his whole titties on display
AND THE BEAUTY MARK ON HIS CHEST?!?!?!? RAAAAAAAH BITES HIM AND SHAKES HIM AROUND
Rei also seems to have a bit of a :3 face so he gets bonus points for that
Appearance wise, he looks like he'll be like a combination of Quincy, Kuya, and Blade
There is no way that man's a top there is absolutely no way. Besides, we gotta balance out the top-to-bottom ratio
I already got beef with Rei's bird idc HE WILL NEVER BE TOPPER ‼️ Topper is THE animal mascot and that round fuck cannot even compete. Bitch ass bird. Go eat some seeds, IDIOT
I'm excited for Rei :)
#but seriously#that bird makes me so mad idk why#he's cute and ugly at the same time#Rei's super pretty though#love me a long haired man#nu carnival#nu carnival rei#nu carnival shitpost
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Save me long Aster save me
#nuc#nukani#fanart#art#my art#nu: carnival#nu carnival#aster#nu carnival aster#cw: blood#the shitposting is in jest i swear#morvay
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I have so many stashed away help
#nuca#nu: carnival#nu carnival#shitpost#some of these are ooc i dont care#i have a whole album of this shit made please
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so that neon carnival huh
#nu carnival#nu: carnival#kuya#nu carnival kuya#eiden#nu carnival eiden#rawrawraw#i tried to draw 4 things today and this is the only one that turned out decent and of course it's a shitpost lmao#love this petty ass man
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"Oh no, I accidentally wandered into the part of town where gangs of gay anime boys hang out in alleys. I hope I don't run into any—"
"Fuck!" [Turns the corner]
"Shit!"
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the Nukani boys and their preferred toilet paper: an educated list
Eiden: comfy cushioned 2-ply. only the best for the most important ass in klein
Aster: 2-ply with little pink hearts printed on it
Morvay: whatever his current partner has
Yakumo: whatever's available. he's been stuck multiple times because he's too anxious to ask for more when it runs out
Edmond: basic 2-ply. fancy enough to be comfortable, plain enough to be readily available
Olivine: basic 1-ply. humility and frugality and all that
Quincy: leaves
Kuya: bold of you to assume he shits
Garu: scoots his ass on the ground like a dog
Karu: bold of you to assume he wipes
Blade: doesn't know that shit exists
Dante: the fanciest shit you've ever seen. fucking gold plated 10-ply. where does he get it. why does it exist.
Rei: the crustiest 1-ply you can imagine. basically sandpaper. man needs to take better care of his ass
#i will not be taking any questions thank u for ur time#SHITpost get it haha#i realize that quincy's makes it sound like he just. gets up and leaves.#either works#nu carnival#nuca#funny#tho that's debatable
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the world needs more feral Kuya (and Quincy to be even more tired of his shit)
(idea stolen from fren hehe >;3)
#nu carnival#fanart#shitpost#meme#quincy#kuya#NU: carnival#drats i forgor/missed my chance to draw topper :(
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#nu carnival#nu carnival eiden#ultrakill shitposts hit me with a brain blast what can i say#i am....so sorry hdghdfg
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This is basically how Kuya's Fallen Leaves SSR 5th Room went right?
#I'm sorry for all the dumb nu meme videos recently#I gotta get these out of my brain somehow#I also put way too much time and effort for a shitpost so I hope people appreciate the effort that went into this#nu carnival#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival quincy#nu carnival morvay#nu carnival rei#eiden#kuya#quincy#morvay#rei#my vids
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He nu on my car until I nival
#nu: carnival#nu carnival#nuca#nu:c#shitpost#nu carnival shitpost#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival rin#nu carnival rei#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival aster#nu carnival morvay#nu carnival olivine#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival garu#nu carnival edmond
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Maybe Kuya wouldnt be so bored if he got employment at Kleinmart. Can't wait for the minimum wage worker event 🤗
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If you recognize this character, you do. It’s one my friend likes, and I don’t ask questions when I draw stupid stuff.
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First shitpost dump of many to come
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So Arlecchino is "father", I see
They call anyone father these days
#nu carnival father#nu carnival#genshin impact#arlecchino#genshin shitpost#genshin spoilers#genshin sassy writings
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