#nsr jack

[imagination-taken-seriously]

NSR Headcannons

Warning: Very Long Post

Eve: Around two months after the events of the game, she changed her coat out for a new one, representing herself and her desires, rather than her singleminded focus on Zuke. It's even bigger now XD.

Tatiana: Mother figure, will absolutely just hold your back to her front, using her warmth to comfort you. Anyone who sits with her long enough falls asleep.

Zuke: I imagine the fire incident would have left small scars, due to it being treated quickly and extinguised quickly. He uses make-up to hide them, because looking at them makes him uncomfortable.

Mayday: Shes the most devious tickle monster, whenever she gets the chance she squeezes someones side, making sure nobody else notices. Zuke is the main recipiant of these.

D. J. Subatomic Supernova learns hypnosis from Eve, and helps the rest of the cast with their anxiety issues. He does lighter, calmer, or goofier hypnosis with the cast of 1010.

Sayu's bloopers are extremely popular, because the actors behind her stay in character, like the muppets bloopers. Mayday doesn't have them memorized, but Zuke does.

1010 really like teasing Zuke, calling him cute, adorable, little boy, little Zuke, Zukey, and patting his head. He ends up really liking it, telling them in private to keep doing it.

Eve, after learning to appreciate Mayday, starts by wrapping blankets around her, but that slowly turns into pinning her in place, then sfw bondage. Mayday definetly enjoys having a space where she doesn't have to think, or act, or speak.

Yinu's mother is named Patricia, her father is named Jack.

Yinu teaches them about tea, and biscuits, and how to properly curtsy/bow, and eventually plays dress up with them, making them look all fancy. Patricia watches on fondly.

Zimelu often shoves people around, or pins them down, or tilts their chin up, showing off his height and strength, as well as his agression. He always makes sure not to hurt them when doing so.

Mayday will brat for tickles, and with Zimelu, he never goes easy on her. He loves using one hand to pin her arms against the wall above her head, enough to lift her a full foot off the ground at that, while using his other hand to tickle her sides until she gives in and apologizes.

[frozen-planet]

ohghgh you guys thought I was DONE with handsome jack DJ subatomic supernova & rhys strongfork neon J NUH UH. when both of the characteers are awful people CROWD CHEERING

[crowanthology]

every time someone headcanons jack as a jock / popular boy an angel loses its wings

[thetrashcans-demise]

this was funnier in my head guys

[ultimatetrashgoblin]

JACK UPDATED HIS INSTA STORY I AM UNWELL

HE ALSO PUT A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE CAST AND FANART I AM

NOT OKAY

[jack-of-amulets]

the transparent version

[freshfalling]

the day people stop mischaracterizing jack dsaf is the day i rest. (context; the videos these comments are on are OPs dsaf sexuality hcs, and they labeled blackjack as straight ally

and yes bi jack is canon (hes either bi/pan, but the dog guy said he’d have a male pref so pan is off the table)

(edit: had to fix one of the photos, i forgot to censor their username in one place)

[glitterduo]

missing tumblr user marvinsgiddyseizures… lost 2 tha plague rip..

[weirdcore-character-showdown]

[generic-doomsday-villain]

you can call it an art but that will not get you laid (ppl who think lesbians can like/be men + vice-versa, proship, & endo dni)

[erigold13261]

If NSR had another 'Christmas Remix' like update. I want it to be called 'Fable Remix'. Which is basically the NSR characters dressed up as Fairytale characters. All I could think about is Eve's design referencing 'The North Wind and The Sun', Yinu's design referencing 'Pinocchio', and 1010's design referencing 'The Steadfast Tin Soldier'.

Neat! I have no idea what any of those are other than the Pinocchio one!

I always thought if they were going to do another update they would do like a summer vacation update or something like that!

But the fable ones sound cool too! The music itself could be more lullaby-like to them!

I at first thought you meant fable as in fantasy, which could also be cool to see too! And that music could be more uuuuh, viking-like? Medieval? I don't know the word for it, but like something you would hear with like lutes and fiddles and stuff that are really old.

Don't know what the summer remix songs would sound like. Probably not that different, especially since the holiday remixes literally just added a shit ton of bells to the songs as the most obvious change lol.

[depressed-celestial-body]

Doing things that are kinda cringe (not in a bigoted or harmful way) on purpose because I think my brain needs to be forced to deal with the Really Unnecessary Uncomfortable Emotions it makes up for the silliest reasons. Reap what you sow BITCH.

[a-not-so-sure-artist]

RAH!!!!

Let’s Groove (by Earth, Wind & Fire)

Charlie’s Inferno (by That Handsome Devil)

Vs. Sayu (from the No Straight Roads Soundtrack)(by James Landino and Nikki Simmons)

Literally any song by Snail’s House (I couldn’t pick one lol)

Tea Errors (by Jack Stauber)

@buttercup-barf @puffycloud2 @purplemang0z @the-meme-monarch @the-arcade-doctor @thatonesupercooltoony @littlegoblininyourshoe @hey-imma-fangirl @sunstar-of-the-north @heyjayon

:D

when you get this ask you have to answer with 5 of ur fav songs and then send this ask to 10 of ur favourite followers :)

Five all time favs are!

1. Digory’s Regret by Sarah Sparks

2. Be Thou My Vision by anyone but especially Aundrey Assad or YoungMin You

3. Wolves of The Revolution by The Arcadian Wild

4. Timeless by Taylor Swift

5. Daylight by David Kushner

Absolutely no pressure:

@stop-ur-losing-me

@emqraldrxses

@seaweedpuff301

@fourwingedsnake

@backgroundagent3

@partlysunny15

@caityrayeraye

@marleighdrinkscoffee

@no-morning-glories

@nobodysdaydreams

[koolaidoverliving]

what the pastas would post if they were popular on tiktok (/NSRS)

Jeff: emo ass videos with that twilight filter. his fucking username would be MCR lyrics

Masky: CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Hoodie: cool edited shots and pictures. actually awesome looking shit.

Toby: RANDOM VIDEOS FROM THE MANSION... OR LIKE STORIES OF HIS FOOD (LEARNT FROM NINA)

Nina: its her personal blog where she can talk about whatever while doing makeup. she posts cute vlogs too

Jane and Clockwork: have those couple tiktok accounts where they post each other

Lulu: cooking videos ft sally and lazari

Jack: just him trying various tiktok filter games out of boredom

Ben: gaming videos. prank videos. or videos of jeff waking up and yelling at him.

Zero: would get banned for violating the tos

Laughing Jack: CLOWN TRICKS AND TELLING CHILDREN TO MEET HIM SOMEWHERE FOR FREE CANDY AND HUGS!!!

Candy Pop: thirst traps

The Puppeteer: posts about musicals and plays. makes sure to always include his 5,000 playbills in the videos

Kagekao: wine taste testing

Liu: making poems out of random shit like roblox screenshots

Nurse Ann: cosplay requests

Judge Angels: cute vlogs with lucy and helen.

Sadie: talking about random life events while eating food. viewers are concerned for her

Helen: painting! but... with a lot of red... his account gets reported.

Jason: advertising his toys but his drafts are filled with thirst traps too

Nathan: grwm makeup videos where he rants about anything. has beef with other tiktokers and gets canceled

Cody: showing off his experiments, or videos of his rats

Kate: mukbangs ft nina and toby except kate eats raw meat while nina and toby look at her in horror

[imaginemcyt]

what it's like being a part of cricket crew

synopsis: headcanons of what it's like being the seventh member of the cricket crew <3

tw: none!

you probably met everyone through aimsey. not sure why but this is how i see it going

they introduced you to all of her friends, and you quickly became part of their group

if you live far away, you guys spoke over discord a lot before you got to meet irl

if you live closer, you met irl very fast!!

either way, once you meet irl, the chaos truly begins...

you hang out with tommy a lot during vlogs and streams

you know that cute photo booth picture with aimsey and billzo hugging ranboo? yeah you're in there too, wedged right between bill and ran

speaking of photos, they all treat you as their personal photographer

but dw!! they take lots of pictures of you too!!

i swear half of ran's camera roll is just you, they're your personal hype man

you need an insta picture? that man is on it

your lock screen is a picture of you and aimsey

you have sleepovers with him a LOT

cooking stream with billzo. spoiler: it Doesn't go Well.

remember the vlog that freddie and bill did together? you're in it, too

you did the irl you laugh you lose with tommy, tubbo, ranboo and all of them

there's compilations on youtube of you being chaotic with them

going shopping with aimsey and freddie

you were definitely part of the halloween stream

if you stream, they're always either raiding you, donating to you, or they're in your chat hyping you up!!

doing drinking streams with bill if you're of age

you were deffo in the tommy and ranboo sleepover vlog

for your birthday they throw you a giant surprise party and it's so sweet omfg

they make you a cake (but they actually put effort into this one lmao), there's drinks and snacks and they all get you gifts (some of them are gag gifts and some of them have lots of meaning)

you probably stream it on your channel, and you all play games like just dance and twister

tubbo's cooking show was meant to be jack and phil vs. you and freddie but you got sick so freddie was stuck with bill

freddie hated you for that /nsrs

but bill was so much chaos and contributed almost zero so freddie was like "y/n if you're watching this i hate you" and you just giggled from your bed at home

tubbo gets you on the next episode though!

at some point, you definitely move in with them. either you move in with bill or you move in with ranboo and freddie, i can see it going either way

movie nights with everyone

y'all rotate who gets to pick the movie

throwing popcorn and snuggling up on the couch

overall just them being the best friends you could ever ask for <3

i wish they were my friends oml

[mewsingsbynataliek]

NSR Halloween DLC ideas, just in time for Spooky Night!

The soundtrack for the Halloween DLC would feature instruments associated with the holiday being incorporated into the songs, such as pipe organ and theremin.

The Bosses

DJ Subatomic Supernova

DJSS is a scarecrow, wearing a straw hat, flannel shirt, and denim overalls (cut-off, of course!).

For the battlefield, the background of the Planetarium is a deep orange. The planets he uses to attack are replaced with pumpkins, and the asteroids are replaced by a swarm of crows.

Sayu

Sayu is a cute ghost girl. (I felt it would be fitting since she’s a floaty character.) She's slightly translucent and sports a ghostly wisp-like tail rather than her regular mermaid tail. Her colour palette features off-whites and faded pastels, making her look more etherial.

Sayu wears a tattered white Victorian/Lolita-style dress, lacy cuffs around her wrists and a little bow on her head.

For Phase 2, her dress becomes poofier and more elaborate as small ribbons resembling tentacles appear around her waist. Her trident is completely white.

Phase 3 has her go full-on ghost bride. Her dress has a huge multi-tiered skirt, her hair is adorned with a long veil, and her tentacle ribbons have grown to full length. Her deep-sea mode has her face turn glowing green with solid black eyes, making her resemble a spookfish, while her “tentacles” feature flickering lights similar to a bioluminescent jellyfish.

Her final form is basically your stereotypical bedsheet ghost shape with her legs sticking out the bottom.

Sayu’s team are dressed in dark wizard-like robes, and each of them are wearing masks like the ones worn by Lock, Shock, and Barrel from The Nightmare Before Christmas. 

For the battlefield, the “landscape” is dotted with jack-o-lanterns, tombstones, and dead trees. The background is changed to a seafoam green color, with wispy little ghosts flying about.

Yinu and Mother 

Yinu is dressed as a cute little witch. Her hair is in pigtails similar to her Christmas skin, and her witch hat is adorned with fall leaves and little jack-o-lanterns.

Mother, meanwhile, is a spooky Halloween tree with spiders. Her dress is a dark wood colour with translucent, ragged-edged sleeves, and she wears a thorny hairband and spiderweb earrings.

The ends of her “hair” have been dyed the same colour as her dress, and she wears both black lipstick and black nail polish.

When she grows bigger, her branches begin to sprout large thorns, which end up making her cage form look more like a spiderweb. (There are even little fake spiders sitting on top of it!)

For the battlefield, the stage is decorated to evoke a bountiful harvest, with pumpkins, hay bales, bundles of wheat, stalks of corn, apple trees, cornucopias, and garlands of leaves.

Both the gate and the giant piano hammers are adorned with thorny branches and autumn leaves.

1010 

1010 are pirate ghosts. (As a fun gag, Blue could wear two eyepatches instead of his sunglasses!)

Meanwhile, Neon J is their ghostly captain, complete with a captain’s hat, a sword at his belt, a fake parrot on his shoulder, and – once again – a fake beard attached to his screen head.

For the battlefield, the flying limousine is decked out to look like a pirate ship, with a mast, a crow’s nest, and a tattered sail.

(I felt 1010 as pirates would be fitting since they're a navy-themed boyband and Neon J was a captain in the navy.)

Eve 

Eve is dressed as Medusa.

Her dark green dress has a scaly pattern, and she accessories with a lot of gold, including spiralling gold sandals and a golden diadem crown.

Her hair has been dyed, shaped, and styled to look like several little writhing serpents.

Her backpiece is composed of even more snakes in gold and teal which wrap around her upper torso and spread out behind her like a peacock’s tail.

Eve’s pupils even become snake-like starting at Phase 2!

For the battlefield, Eve’s gallery has been transformed into an Ancient Greek temple, but with a postmodern/vapourwave twist. Stylized Greco-Roman columns with snakes wrapped around them line the walls, and an ancient looking gold chandelier hangs from the ceiling. The left side would be eggplant purple while the right side would be cerulean blue.

If the player gets hit by the eye lasers from Eve’s giant statue, they’ll actually turn to stone and be frozen in place for a short time.

For Phase 2, on Mayday’s side, the snakes wrapped around the columns have grown larger and are now looming over Mayday, their faces twisted into angry snarls (representing Eve’s derisiveness and hostility towards May).

Meanwhile, Zuke’s side features floating fragments of ruined columns (representing how lost and incomplete Eve felt after Zuke left her). 

Phase 3 is where it really starts to get trippy. Both rooms feature ruined columns and floating shards, along with giant brightly colored snakes slithering all over the background.

The shards in Zuke’s side reflect images of faces screaming in anguish, while the shards on Mayday’s side have limbs protruding from them- one shard has three legs protruding from them in reference to a trinacia. (Look up what a trinacia is to understand the reference!)

Tatiana

Tatiana is a vampire.

She wears black and red robes with bat wing-edged sleeves and a wide collar. Her earrings are coffin shaped, and she has small, pointed fangs that can be seen when she opens her mouth.

At the beginning of her battle, she starts throwing flaming bats.

For the battlefield, Tatiana's office/battle arena is made to feel like a vampire’s castle tower.

The whole room is lit with a deep red glow, and the tall windows that feature the NSR murals are topped with pointed arches, giving them a Gothic look.

You can even see some glass bottles filled with (ahem) red liquid on Tatiana’s desk.

Meanwhile, the Goolings' stage outside is decorated with jack-o-lanterns and hanging skeletons.

DK West

DK West is dressed as Frankenstein FrankenWest!

His look consists of neck bolts, stitch markings, and a dark ragged recolour of his original outfit.

His bull shadow puppet has matching neck bolts, which even emit shadowy electricity when it appears during the battle.

Bunk Bed Junction

Mayday

Mayday is dressed as an imp, wearing a bright red dress with black sleeves and waistcoat, black wings, red horns, and a red tail.

Her guitar is deep purple and splattered with glowing orange paint. It emits a wolf howl when she powers it up for the Showstopper.

Zuke 

Zuke is a werewolf. Ragged clothes with fake fur poking out, extra fur attached to his forearms (don’t ask how got it on there), pointed ears, a bushy tail, pointed fangs, his nose has been painted. Pretty simple.

His drumsticks are splattered with glowing green paint and tipped with tiny light-up pumpkins.

The Other NPCs

Ellie has little bat wings attached to her back and wears a springy bat antenna headband.

And last but not least, 

Kliff . . . is just wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses. Yup. That's it.

Let me know what you all think. I’d love to hear some feedback. Thanks for reading! Happy Halloween!