#nsr jack

[imagination-taken-seriously]

NSR Headcannons

Warning: Very Long Post

Eve: Around two months after the events of the game, she changed her coat out for a new one, representing herself and her desires, rather than her singleminded focus on Zuke. It's even bigger now XD.

Tatiana: Mother figure, will absolutely just hold your back to her front, using her warmth to comfort you. Anyone who sits with her long enough falls asleep.

Zuke: I imagine the fire incident would have left small scars, due to it being treated quickly and extinguised quickly. He uses make-up to hide them, because looking at them makes him uncomfortable.

Mayday: Shes the most devious tickle monster, whenever she gets the chance she squeezes someones side, making sure nobody else notices. Zuke is the main recipiant of these.

D. J. Subatomic Supernova learns hypnosis from Eve, and helps the rest of the cast with their anxiety issues. He does lighter, calmer, or goofier hypnosis with the cast of 1010.

Sayu's bloopers are extremely popular, because the actors behind her stay in character, like the muppets bloopers. Mayday doesn't have them memorized, but Zuke does.

1010 really like teasing Zuke, calling him cute, adorable, little boy, little Zuke, Zukey, and patting his head. He ends up really liking it, telling them in private to keep doing it.

Eve, after learning to appreciate Mayday, starts by wrapping blankets around her, but that slowly turns into pinning her in place, then sfw bondage. Mayday definetly enjoys having a space where she doesn't have to think, or act, or speak.

Yinu's mother is named Patricia, her father is named Jack.

Yinu teaches them about tea, and biscuits, and how to properly curtsy/bow, and eventually plays dress up with them, making them look all fancy. Patricia watches on fondly.

Zimelu often shoves people around, or pins them down, or tilts their chin up, showing off his height and strength, as well as his agression. He always makes sure not to hurt them when doing so.

Mayday will brat for tickles, and with Zimelu, he never goes easy on her. He loves using one hand to pin her arms against the wall above her head, enough to lift her a full foot off the ground at that, while using his other hand to tickle her sides until she gives in and apologizes.

[frozen-planet]

ohghgh you guys thought I was DONE with handsome jack DJ subatomic supernova & rhys strongfork neon J NUH UH. when both of the characteers are awful people CROWD CHEERING

[crowanthology]

every time someone headcanons jack as a jock / popular boy an angel loses its wings

[thetrashcans-demise]

this was funnier in my head guys

[ultimatetrashgoblin]

JACK UPDATED HIS INSTA STORY I AM UNWELL

HE ALSO PUT A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE CAST AND FANART I AM

NOT OKAY

[jack-of-amulets]

the transparent version

[glitterduo]

missing tumblr user marvinsgiddyseizures… lost 2 tha plague rip..

[weirdcore-character-showdown]

[for-the-evulz]

you can call it an art but that will not get you laid (ppl who think lesbians can like/be men + vice-versa, proship, & endo dni)

[depressed-celestial-body]

Doing things that are kinda cringe (not in a bigoted or harmful way) on purpose because I think my brain needs to be forced to deal with the Really Unnecessary Uncomfortable Emotions it makes up for the silliest reasons. Reap what you sow BITCH.

[koolaidoverliving]

what the pastas would post if they were popular on tiktok (/NSRS)

Jeff: emo ass videos with that twilight filter. his fucking username would be MCR lyrics

Masky: CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Hoodie: cool edited shots and pictures. actually awesome looking shit.

Toby: RANDOM VIDEOS FROM THE MANSION... OR LIKE STORIES OF HIS FOOD (LEARNT FROM NINA)

Nina: its her personal blog where she can talk about whatever while doing makeup. she posts cute vlogs too

Jane and Clockwork: have those couple tiktok accounts where they post each other

Lulu: cooking videos ft sally and lazari

Jack: just him trying various tiktok filter games out of boredom

Ben: gaming videos. prank videos. or videos of jeff waking up and yelling at him.

Zero: would get banned for violating the tos

Laughing Jack: CLOWN TRICKS AND TELLING CHILDREN TO MEET HIM SOMEWHERE FOR FREE CANDY AND HUGS!!!

Candy Pop: thirst traps

The Puppeteer: posts about musicals and plays. makes sure to always include his 5,000 playbills in the videos

Kagekao: wine taste testing

Liu: making poems out of random shit like roblox screenshots

Nurse Ann: cosplay requests

Judge Angels: cute vlogs with lucy and helen.

Sadie: talking about random life events while eating food. viewers are concerned for her

Helen: painting! but... with a lot of red... his account gets reported.

Jason: advertising his toys but his drafts are filled with thirst traps too

Nathan: grwm makeup videos where he rants about anything. has beef with other tiktokers and gets canceled

Cody: showing off his experiments, or videos of his rats

Kate: mukbangs ft nina and toby except kate eats raw meat while nina and toby look at her in horror

[1kazul]

intro post but i'm a year late

hey! i'm kazul, nice to meet you :}

if incorrectly-capitalised stuff annoys you i highly suggest you continue scrolling now

shoutout to @/forest-fairy-wren. random (yet lovely) person i saw the blog of today who happened to have an intro post which inspired me to finally make one myself.

Important things:

- i'm transmasc! he/him pronouns, any neos (no pref) as well

- i'm a minor, please don't ask me for money or be nasty. you will get blocked.

- it's pronounced "kuh-ZOOL"

- i'm a furry and a questioning alterhuman. if you're remotely against either of these identities please dni

- i was raised on david bowie music and taught that he is love and he is life (/mj) so uhhm thats probably relevant somehow

- please use tonetags when saying something to me that could be perceived multiple ways! if you're not sure if that's the case, use a tag!

Stuff i like v

Music: bands/artists

david bowie (obv) and most 70s/80s rock + new wave bands (ask me if i know ppl you like!)

mother mother

radiohead

alex g

noah kahan

the backseat lovers

boywithuke/chandol (!!)

hozier (!!)

conan gray

sleeping at last

coldplay

billie eilish (sorta)

IDKhow

saint motel

lemon demon

will wood (both with and without his tapeworms)

jack stauber

fleet foxes

the barr brothers

death cab for cutie

all the epic the musical people

specific songs i love (you're seeing into my soul here):

sailor song - gigi perez

world burns - lokel

strawberry wine - noah kahan

unknown/nth - hozier

problems - pinegrove

runaway - boywithuke

Fandoms i'm in (in order of most stronglyness upon making this post):

epic the musical

the x-files

the disastrous life of saiki k.

dead boy detectives

brooklyn nine nine (jake peralta is Literally (/nsrs) Me)

doctor who

dandadan

supernatural

Stardew Valley

good omens

cyberpunk edgerunners (haven't played the game)

helluva boss (not a fan of hazbin hotel, really)

koe no katachi/a silent voice

the wild robot

legend of zelda, mostly botw & totk

bbc sherlock

httyd

[def more that i forgot and will add when i remember]

fun facts abt me because i can't think what to add next:

im not british (or anything non-american). in sixth grade my friend and i discovered bbc sherlock, got hyperfixated on it, and decided to start spelling things the non-'merican way. he's dropped it, but the habit has stuck with me since.

i really like boba tea and fully believe that tapioca is better than the popping pearls (the flavor of the latter is just lost in the tea, and there's barely any texture, what's the point??) (gen confused. /srs)

big fan of the sky. specifically the night sky but i like the sky in general. i love to take pictures of cool scenes in daytime and ones of the stars. sometimes i post them here.

I'm the drummer in a band that's part of an organization in my local place of living. we're called 'God Save the Queer'. it's me (transmasc, remember?), and a lesbian couple. currently we're working on covering Days by mothermother, and we're planning to do some original stuff in the future :3

my favourite emoticon/text face is :}, as can be seen at the top of this post.

i'm working on learning ASL! for funsies, to support the deaf community, and bc sometimes i hate talking. inspired originally by A Silent Voice (movie mentioned in the fandoms section. it's a beautiful anime about a deaf girl)

when writing does not need to be cohesive and understandable, (such as when texting) i love to use strange punctuation and capitalisation: (,,, , blah Blah ,, .example . Text Here.) my friends find it a nightmare. (or at least one has told me so :D)

i usually do exclamation marks in pairs. (!!) three seems too excited and fake, and one is rarely enough.

i really like the movie Fall Guy. the newish one starring ryan gosling. i would mention it in the fandoms section but i don't think there really is much of a fandom for it. i haven't gone looking, so i very well may be mistaken, i dont know. anyways yeah. fav movie atm and probably will be for a while (couple years mb. i'm picky.).

i'm orchidromantic, which means i feel attraction but don't want a relationship. fancy way of saying i have commitment issues :]

I have a scar on my forehead from my brother throwing a spoon around when we were younger. (my villain origin story frfr) (feel free to ask about it if ya care to know more /nf)

My tags!

kazzydoodles <- art stuff ( i barely ever post- i think i have two things on here that i've drawn lmao. but i might post more if i feel like it in la futura) (i don't think that's right.)

kazzyyaps <- my yapping posts! mostly talking about stuff going on in my life, or like random thoughts.

kazzy crashes out <- my vent posts. feel free to block this tag ^^

and that, dear reader, is the end. whether you read the whole post or simply skipped and ended up here, this is where you are now.

have a cookie 🍪. or if you don't want, or can't eat one, then have a wonderful day instead <3 (in fact, if you so choose, you may have both.)

:}

[mewsingsbynataliek]

NSR Halloween DLC ideas, just in time for Spooky Night!

The soundtrack for the Halloween DLC would feature instruments associated with the holiday being incorporated into the songs, such as pipe organ and theremin.

The Bosses

DJ Subatomic Supernova

DJSS is a scarecrow, wearing a straw hat, flannel shirt, and denim overalls (cut-off, of course!).

For the battlefield, the background of the Planetarium is a deep orange. The planets he uses to attack are replaced with pumpkins, and the asteroids are replaced by a swarm of crows.

Sayu

Sayu is a cute ghost girl. (I felt it would be fitting since she’s a floaty character.) She's slightly translucent and sports a ghostly wisp-like tail rather than her regular mermaid tail. Her colour palette features off-whites and faded pastels, making her look more etherial.

Sayu wears a tattered white Victorian/Lolita-style dress, lacy cuffs around her wrists and a little bow on her head.

For Phase 2, her dress becomes poofier and more elaborate as small ribbons resembling tentacles appear around her waist. Her trident is completely white.

Phase 3 has her go full-on ghost bride. Her dress has a huge multi-tiered skirt, her hair is adorned with a long veil, and her tentacle ribbons have grown to full length. Her deep-sea mode has her face turn glowing green with solid black eyes, making her resemble a spookfish, while her “tentacles” feature flickering lights similar to a bioluminescent jellyfish.

Her final form is basically your stereotypical bedsheet ghost shape with her legs sticking out the bottom.

Sayu’s team are dressed in dark wizard-like robes, and each of them are wearing masks like the ones worn by Lock, Shock, and Barrel from The Nightmare Before Christmas. 

For the battlefield, the “landscape” is dotted with jack-o-lanterns, tombstones, and dead trees. The background is changed to a seafoam green color, with wispy little ghosts flying about.

Yinu and Mother 

Yinu is dressed as a cute little witch. Her hair is in pigtails similar to her Christmas skin, and her witch hat is adorned with fall leaves and little jack-o-lanterns.

Mother, meanwhile, is a spooky Halloween tree with spiders. Her dress is a dark wood colour with translucent, ragged-edged sleeves, and she wears a thorny hairband and spiderweb earrings.

The ends of her “hair” have been dyed the same colour as her dress, and she wears both black lipstick and black nail polish.

When she grows bigger, her branches begin to sprout large thorns, which end up making her cage form look more like a spiderweb. (There are even little fake spiders sitting on top of it!)

For the battlefield, the stage is decorated to evoke a bountiful harvest, with pumpkins, hay bales, bundles of wheat, stalks of corn, apple trees, cornucopias, and garlands of leaves.

Both the gate and the giant piano hammers are adorned with thorny branches and autumn leaves.

1010 

1010 are pirate ghosts. (As a fun gag, Blue could wear two eyepatches instead of his sunglasses!)

Meanwhile, Neon J is their ghostly captain, complete with a captain’s hat, a sword at his belt, a fake parrot on his shoulder, and – once again – a fake beard attached to his screen head.

For the battlefield, the flying limousine is decked out to look like a pirate ship, with a mast, a crow’s nest, and a tattered sail.

(I felt 1010 as pirates would be fitting since they're a navy-themed boyband and Neon J was a captain in the navy.)

Eve 

Eve is dressed as Medusa.

Her dark green dress has a scaly pattern, and she accessories with a lot of gold, including spiralling gold sandals and a golden diadem crown.

Her hair has been dyed, shaped, and styled to look like several little writhing serpents.

Her backpiece is composed of even more snakes in gold and teal which wrap around her upper torso and spread out behind her like a peacock’s tail.

Eve’s pupils even become snake-like starting at Phase 2!

For the battlefield, Eve’s gallery has been transformed into an Ancient Greek temple, but with a postmodern/vapourwave twist. Stylized Greco-Roman columns with snakes wrapped around them line the walls, and an ancient looking gold chandelier hangs from the ceiling. The left side would be eggplant purple while the right side would be cerulean blue.

If the player gets hit by the eye lasers from Eve’s giant statue, they’ll actually turn to stone and be frozen in place for a short time.

For Phase 2, on Mayday’s side, the snakes wrapped around the columns have grown larger and are now looming over Mayday, their faces twisted into angry snarls (representing Eve’s derisiveness and hostility towards May).

Meanwhile, Zuke’s side features floating fragments of ruined columns (representing how lost and incomplete Eve felt after Zuke left her). 

Phase 3 is where it really starts to get trippy. Both rooms feature ruined columns and floating shards, along with giant brightly colored snakes slithering all over the background.

The shards in Zuke’s side reflect images of faces screaming in anguish, while the shards on Mayday’s side have limbs protruding from them- one shard has three legs protruding from them in reference to a trinacia. (Look up what a trinacia is to understand the reference!)

Tatiana

Tatiana is a vampire.

She wears black and red robes with bat wing-edged sleeves and a wide collar. Her earrings are coffin shaped, and she has small, pointed fangs that can be seen when she opens her mouth.

At the beginning of her battle, she starts throwing flaming bats.

For the battlefield, Tatiana's office/battle arena is made to feel like a vampire’s castle tower.

The whole room is lit with a deep red glow, and the tall windows that feature the NSR murals are topped with pointed arches, giving them a Gothic look.

You can even see some glass bottles filled with (ahem) red liquid on Tatiana’s desk.

Meanwhile, the Goolings' stage outside is decorated with jack-o-lanterns and hanging skeletons.

DK West

DK West is dressed as Frankenstein FrankenWest!

His look consists of neck bolts, stitch markings, and a dark ragged recolour of his original outfit.

His bull shadow puppet has matching neck bolts, which even emit shadowy electricity when it appears during the battle.

Bunk Bed Junction

Mayday

Mayday is dressed as an imp, wearing a bright red dress with black sleeves and waistcoat, black wings, red horns, and a red tail.

Her guitar is deep purple and splattered with glowing orange paint. It emits a wolf howl when she powers it up for the Showstopper.

Zuke 

Zuke is a werewolf. Ragged clothes with fake fur poking out, extra fur attached to his forearms (don’t ask how got it on there), pointed ears, a bushy tail, pointed fangs, his nose has been painted. Pretty simple.

His drumsticks are splattered with glowing green paint and tipped with tiny light-up pumpkins.

The Other NPCs

Ellie has little bat wings attached to her back and wears a springy bat antenna headband.

And last but not least, 

Kliff . . . is just wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses. Yup. That's it.

Let me know what you all think. I’d love to hear some feedback. Thanks for reading! Happy Halloween!

[messyscarletdreams]

about me!

general DNI + ed blogs + nsfw blogs

my amanda young rp blog: @riggedtraps

my saw oc rp blog: @poor-impulsecontrol

you can call me gianna or gia. i'm a minor so don't be weird 🤨 agender and unlabelled/bicurious. they/them pronouns.

i'm not new to tumblr, i've been on here for years, but i made this account so i can have a separate tumblr away from some of my irls, as well as hopefully making some online friends. i'm autistic so i will post about my interests here as well as about my life (there will probably be a lot of vents.)

all of my original posts are tagged '☆ my posts'

lps graphic belongs to @kissue

more about me under the cut ⬇️

current interests: the hunger games (movies & books), squid game, thangyu/namgyu x thanos, se-mi 380, namgyu 124, thanos 230, saw franchise, amanda young, heartbreak high (2022)

im harper mclean's #1 defender, she is my girlfriend and my best friend and my soulmate and i relate to her so bad!!! if u hate her, dni. she's my top kin so insults to her are insults to me 💔

i freaking LOVEEE amanda young so much im literally her irl [/nsrs] she makes me crazy fr so again if u hate amanda go away 🫵🫵

i will post vents on this blog, i will trigger tag them as well as tag them with 'tw vent' so people can block that. and ofc i do not encourage anything i talk about.

my pinterest. my music tastes are mitski, alex g, msi, icp, amyl and the sniffers, jack off jill, nine inch nails, basically any rock music. i'm a big writer and i create a lot of ocs and make a lot of fics i never finish.

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

okay you wanna know something reALlY FunNY????

JACK HAS 4028

CLAPTRAP HAS 210

💀 I'M GOING TO COMBUST INTO FLAMES

my desperate ass constantly checking out and refreshing ao3 for claptrap content and some of them don't dwell too much on him so i'm mildly saddened but not surprised

[refrigeratedroaches]

So uh anyways I’m gonna go die/nsrs now because the creator of sunny day Jack blocked me💕