#nsfp

[gaznull]

anyone else open tumblr, simply on instinct, while in a crowded public area?

[grayhame-hopefulheart]

Sorry professor, I wasn’t able to read Marx because I was yearning to settle on a man’s lap and ride him in a homosexual fashion

[selectiveanger]

We need more art of Jax in different attires. I found a gem of an artist in Twitter (X) through the the lang:ko (Korean) filter.

Here are some of the art of an artist (ui2ko) that I found, and there are better ones so go check out their Twitter linked below:

I shall be diving once again into lang:ja and lang:ko in Twitter to look into not very well known artists and share their art here.

Source:

[lostcryptids]

nsfw = not safe for work nsfp = not safe for public nsfl = not safe for life nsfe = not safe for earth

[loveverythingbooks]

(NSFP)

It has been proven that excessive stress causes deterioration of spermatozoid quality, which, paired with the y-chromosome's inherent instability, results in a disproportionate number of daughters to, for example, (ex-)military, navy, and air force fathers.

Or: the majority of psychical agents' future reproduction efforts will result in girls, and the longer the Problem continues, the more the female/male fetus ratio is going to shift.

[synestheticwanderings]

for AO3 wrapped, 5 and 28!

5. What work of yours got more feedback than expected?

Honestly I thought no one would read my stuff when I posted my first fic, so can’t leave the night. And it’s all been downhill from there 😅

28. Favorite work you wrote this year?

I’m always proudest of my Skullyle fics: things i’ll never say (nsfp), there’s no such thing as one true love, where the winds sigh (nsfp), and my wildcard au.

[berhudar]

Ablam tutturdu mbtı testindeki sonucunun nsfp olduğuna kcşdkcşdmcş diyorum yokk öyle bi karakter diyo ki vıaarrr ben o olmak istiyorum kvşdkcld

[directorofwulin]

Rules

I. Hi I am Pocky this is my blog, I am over 30 , I am a gamer I have a full-time job and I enjoy rping. Adult situations may appear on this blog. There will be supernatural, wuxia, xainxia featured on this blog including but not limited to combat, blood, hurt, death and monsters oh yes monsters, as far as story background goes. I would suggest 18 or older but it's a suggestion. I will tag things. II. I use small text and icons when I write. I will never say you must have the same to write with me. I will write with canon & Oc's I will write with side-blogs and mumus. If you have a mumu please give me a muse when you send an ask, or I will list your muses and randomly roll which one gets a post. It's character Rolette. I do not mind if your characters are artwork or a face claim or both. I love that people are so creative, but again to me the story is the thing. III. I am willing to ship with chemistry I might on occasion post a shipping call. If I do it's not a guaranteed thing it is a let's talk about it and see if we can ship together. Ultimately it will result in how the characters interact and perceive each other. Please not ALL SHIPS will be in their own verse. I will not write polyships, I will not write cheating or humiliation with you. If things go steamy, I will put them under a read more and tag them NSFP (not safe for places) so it doesn't get blocked or whatever weird things that tumblr enjoys blocking. If we ship I ask that you write a verse separate from any others that you have ships in. As I said I do not write cheating threads and if I want to have a ship I want it to be ours.

IV. I am happy to write multi-threads with the same muse. I always continue Asks as threads. I am happy to do starters and I will sometimes post open threads. These are for anyone and will be continued in their own thread && their own verses. Send me as many memes, or random rp's as you want. How much time I have will depends how many I will get to, but I promise I will get to them! I will always tag a thread you are into you, and I will place your blogname in my tags so you can easily find any role-plays we share. V. Patience. Please be patient I do not mind you checking in to see if I got a thread. I will always <3 a thread I have seen, and it will be placed in my Drafts to do. Please do not guilt trip me for a thread, and please don't vague post. I write where I can and sometimes, I might feel an ask I have received or finally figured out how to reply to it. I do not blackball my friends or hold them hostage. I might just still be writing to it, finishing it up, wanting to spell && fact check it before I post it etc. VI. I might spam you with asks, if I see ones I think works. Feel free to do the same. VII. Fighting and Godmoding should also be mentioned. Please do not move my muse around they will do their own moving. I don't mean small things like having my muse serve food, tea or tend to a wound you know small things. If you overstep the boundaries of this, I will speak up. I will not accept attacks I don't get a chance to reply to, I will not accept an auto-kill all newbie like. Just don't do it, its crappy to do. In a fight scene I will always leave my attacks open ended, so you will never get auto attacked, auto hit or automatic anything. This is how I prefer to write combat. Should it come to such a thing. If we have talked about it in a PM or DM I have no issue allowing you to write it. My muse is a sword-immortal this doesn't mean he cannot be hurt, or damaged or get sick (sick is highly unlikely due to immortal cultivation but it can happen). Death is highly unlikely, but again I don't mind wump/care threads. VIII. I will under no circumstance write anything steamy with a minor if I find out you lied about your age to do so. I will block you.

IX. I very rarely block anyone. Sending hate will get you blocked. Anon is not there to critic people or be cruel. If this is how you get your jollies find another spot. I will likely delete it and have a great day no matter what. I will unfollow people who vague posts a lot, or I catch sending hate, calling out people for small things.

X. Please tag terminal illness for me it is my only trigger. I always try to tag triggers if I have missed yours approach me like a human being and ask me to tag it. I will, if you give me an attitude. I will move on. I don't need that negativity. I try to be considerate and would like the same from others. XI. If I add to this, I will post about it.

[biggest-g]

#nsfp

I want to pin a cute boy to the kitchen counter; my hips pressed into his ass as he’s messing around with something on the countertop. I want to hear the gasp of surprise and feel him push back into me, grinding back onto my dick, teasing. I’d cover his neck in hot, wet, sloppy kisses before flipping him around to grind himself against my thigh until he’s shaking and breathless

[grindrwins]

transmasculine mlm :) minors DNI please

This is just things that make me happy and is not intended to ridicule anyone <3 i think grindr is fun and funny but also frustrating sometimes

tags are: grindr, nsfp, and not grindr

[slashesotron]

Murder sheet for burgerwife, comin’ right up ✨

[cryoriku]

i said this unprompted a yr ago and i havent changed

[jamesbuchananbarnesslut]

Master List!

Welcome to the lovely channel of jamesbuchananbarnesslut

18+ ONLY NO MINORS EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW

I just started writing fanfiction so this is all very new to me,

I won’t be taking requests as I’m a busy working college student,

I also won’t write RPF (real person fiction),

But I’m more than happy to answer any and all questions,

Please reblog and let me know what you think,

and I do NOT allow my work to be copy and pasted anywhere else,

I hope you enjoy!

Characters:

Bucky Barnes

Helmut Zemo

Will Ransome

[jukti-torko-golpo]

Why don't your explain to your mutuals about your laddu kink btw ;)

P.s mutuals it's nsfp (Not suitable for pogo)

Laddu kink meri thodi na hai. Woh toh tera kink hai na? More laddu more stamina.

Beijjati karwa degi meri.

[scheidungsgrund]

I found the funniest conspiracy nutter tumblr ever, check it out at your own risk.

it's hard to pick a favorite, but

is pretty funny. gotta be the visible black plague with people dying in front of me at walmart in order to be a real pandemic guys!

[quasikool]

shoutout to mechanical epilators for having the highest inverse ratio of looking/sounding like a vibrator vs. the pleasurable sensory experience of a vibrator