But I beseech your Grace, pardon me; I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. |Anita|32|
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Here's a mastiff completing the agility trial at a dog show.
The excited cheers of the crowd as this drool monster begrudgingly jumps, has made my 2025 already.
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☀️ Sun Showers ☀️
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x01 || 1x05 || 1x13
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btw, found the OG
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
WALKING WITH DINOSAURS SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEW DESIGNS
YOU GUYS
#AYYOO??#Walking With Dinosaurs#i had that shit on VHS tape baby#watch the original it has bad CGI and great animatronics#its so wild bc the CGI is so blurry and then it cuts to a close up and its like Thats a Real Dinosaur
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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore
Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life
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i think it’s a shame that in the process of “a million dollars but you have an immortal snail following you that will kill you if it touches you” becoming a mainstream concept we’ve lost part of the original prompt, which is that the snail receives a million dollars as well
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We have crossed the Rubicon Our ship awash, our rudder gone The rats have fled but I’m hanging on Let me try, baby, try
Baby, please - let me begin Let me be your heroin(e) Hate the sinner but love the sin Let me be your heroin(e)
High On Sunday 51 - Aimee Mann
#remember when this website would just let you upload any mp3#Aimee Mann#music#anyway here's high on sunday 51#uploaded by me 14 years ago
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Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.
#'what is there a law against pumping your own gas'#award for funniest possible question#gas starions#new jersey
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can’t help but repeat myself 🫂🩷
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from one of the tweets in this post by @kilometresrufflefuck that I just HAD to draw because it got stuck in my brain :) when the Dark Age of the Law is over, the defence and prosecution are supposedly meant to be working together to find the truth, right? so why can't Pheonix "phone a friend (husband)" mid trial if he gets stuck???
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i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it's at (or where it's presented to me). i like to call it the "i didn't make you market it that way" rule--like, if lancer's union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don't expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like 'mutual aid' and 'post-scarcity' and 'anticapitalist' when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)' then i'm not gonna reply with a long post about how it's ideologically petty-bourgeois--but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist', then they've opened up that can of worms and it's fair for me to point out that the worms exist.
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It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)
Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby
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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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