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Love the boat idea! Bratty Nico really is my favourite Nico hehe. Jenson hasn’t really seen much of him before in his time working on the boat but he’s heard the omega can be…demanding, but he didn’t think much of it because he’s worked with rich people for years now so he’s used to pretty much everything. However he’s not prepared for the way Nico is constantly trying to tease him, out on the desk in an impossibly small bikini asking Jenson oh so sweetly “could you please put some sun cream on my back🥺”. However Jenson quickly learns that he should’ve never said yes to any of Nico’s demands because before he knows that the pretty young omega already has him wrapped around his little finger and there’s nothing he can do about it because this job pays so well and he can’t afford to lose it.
All of Nico’s friends go off for a day trip and JB doesn’t realise Nico hasn’t gone with them until the omega corners him in the master suite and demands that he fucks him. He tries to move away but Nico’s already on his knees offering to give Jenson some motivation.
He gets away with just letting Nico sick his cock for now but later that night nico comes skipping along the deck with his laptop in hand and Jenson’s stomach drops when he sees the security footage of him getting blown by Nico, or all the times he fingered Nico in supposedly dark corners. Nico informs him that Jenson must be prepared to do *anything* he wants unless he wants Nico’s daddy to see the older alpha with his hands all over his boy! He knows Nico can put on his innocent darling act with his daddy, crying his way out of any situation, and Jenson realises he really is fucked for the rest of this charter.
I love it too!
Jenson has only ever seen nico be an angel when keke is arounf and sure, he expects nico to be a brat but nothing like this.
Nico is so flirty and won't stop, always wanting jenson to put sunscreen on him, or even fasten his bikini top (if he is not tanning topless to shoe off his little tits). Jenson is a simple Alpha lol, he ofcourse ends up fingering Nico in some dark corners to appease the Omega but it only spurs Nico on.
Jenson refusing to actually fuck Nico but Nico is very convincing sucking his cock with those big blue eyes staring up. Besides, Jenson can't have Keke know he has been touching his sweet omega baby so he has no choice but to do as Nico asks. Sure, it's no punishment fucking that tight pussy but jenson feels so guilty and unprofessional! Especially when Nico takes the condom off and has Jenson fill his pussy with cum! Nico is taking birth control but it makes jenson panic and he likes thst
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A 'you are safe here' for JB/Nico when Nico actually broke down after winning the championship 🥹
I do love a sad Nico and a protective JB 😏
It finally happened. He finally did it.
Not only did he receive the most points out of every driver on the grid, he also beat his childhood friend.
His biggest rival.
Everything he'd done, good and bad, had paid off.
Because boy, did he pay the price.
He lost his best friend.
Because they are both competitors. Stubborn ones.
That's a gift and a curse at the same time, to be that way.
But all of that didn't matter this time.
He won.
He really, really won.
Yet----
What was this feeling?
This numbness.
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"Congratulations, Britney!!!!" Jenson yelled, as soon as he opened his hotel room door for him.
Nico didn't really know why he came here. It was just the first place his mind and his feet dragged him off to. And before he knew it, he was knocking on the Brit's door.
His face remained stoic and emotionless, even through Jenson's excited screams and back pats.
Realizing that Nico wasn't hugging him back, Jenson placed his hands on Nico's shoulders and pushed him back at arms length.
"Hello? Mister world champion?" he tried to get a reaction. "Anybody home?"
He was starting to get slightly worried.
"Nico? Come on, mate. You've got to give me something here."
That's when Nico slowly lifted his head up and Jenson's breath stopped for a moment.
Nico's eyes were hollow, but, big tears were rolling down his face.
Not knowing what else to do, Jenson wrapped his arms around Nico, who let out a pained sound.
Jenson tried to shush him. To comfort him.
"It's okay," he kept on whispering like a mantra. "You're safe here."
All of his insides were screaming to protect the shell of a man who was now sobbing in his arms.
He didn't know why Nico was like this. What had happened to him, he could only guess. But it didn't matter.
No world champion was supposed to look so broken.
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Phoebe Bridgers. Julien Baker. Lucy Dacus. What happens when three of the most talented solo singer-songwriters of a generation get together? You get something disarmingly funny, haunting, queer, something sui generis. Plus the best love song playlist ever. Meet The Band— a.k.a. boygenius.
From left: CHOPOVA LOWENA fringe denim jacket. PAOLINA RUSSO bodice mini dress and knit top. CHOPOVA LOWENA zip cardigan and fuzzy skirt; FALKE tights.
Nicolaia Rips: How are you guys? You’re all individually at home hanging?
Lucy Dacus: Phoebe and I both just got back from, what, five weeks of being away or more. I’m jet-lagged. I was sleepy at 7 p.m. and I had a friend come over and kind of push me until 10 p.m. so I wouldn’t fall asleep while the sun was out.
Nicolaia Rips: How’s tour?
Lucy Dacus: The tour, like, all of it has been awesome. Our next show is Boston. Right? Or is it New Haven? I don’t know. (Julien pops into the zoom, just the tip of her baseball hat as she slowly emerges into frame.)
Julien Baker: My phone died and then I just...Hi, I’m here now.
Nicolaia Rips: If boygenius was a family who’s the middle child, who’s the eldest?
Phoebe Bridgers: Am I the youngest?
LD: No!
JB: No. You’re not youngest! I’m youngest.
LD: Julien’s youngest.
PB: You also are literally the youngest.
LD: Is it boring to say that it’s just how the ages are? Me and Phoebe are both older sisters to younger brothers and Julian is an only child. I think you’re big sis Phoebe. Big brother. Big sis was weird.
PB: My brother calls me sis to give me the ick. He’s like, I love how they do it on TV. They’re always like, “what’s up, sis?” Who the fuck calls their sister that?
NR: The film [directed by Kristen Stewart]. The record. Can you talk about the finality of “The.” What other “The” would you want to do in the future?
LD: The amusement park, uh, the strip club...
JB: The musical!
PB: It’s cool because we wouldn’t do that in our solo work. I think it just highlights the specialness of the time. Like we’re setting out to make the boygenius things right now.
LD: It’s also acknowledging a bit of hype, which is fun because we’re members of the boygenius fandom ourselves. So, people asking for the record, we’re able to give them the record.
NR: What makes something a boygenius song versus a solo?
LD: At least for me, context changes what I write about, and how I write. So, we just decided to be each other’s context for a couple years. It’s not some big secret, we chose to do this, to devote space and time.
NR: Your music feels so vulnerable yet there’s always this play. How do you feel your senses of humor factor into your work?
PB: It’s silly. We kind of enable each other. I feel like there have been several times where I’m like, am I allowed to write this? And the boys were like, yeah, obviously.
NR: What’s on the essential boygenius book list? The Book Club?
LD: Myth of Sisyphus.
PB: Stop!
LD: What are books that we’ve all read? Like Carmen Maria Machado, both of her books. The Sympathizer, we all loved. Letters to a Young Poet.
JB: I’ve heard y’all reference a lot and it’s nice to feel like ideas, instead of slipping into like a landfill or whatever, get recycled to me. I don’t know, I just like hearing y’all talk about books that I haven’t read too.
PB: That’s my main experience. I’m always the one that did not read the thing. I read way more because of this band which is so tight.
JB: I feel like you’re always reading essays on some lane of art and I’m just like, dang, all I read was a graphic novel and Sartre again.
LD: Sartre again. Y’all have podcasts. I’m completely out for the podcast conversation.
JB: Phoebe got me into podcasts. I used to just be like, it’s not radio, I don’t understand it. All the podcasts I listen to are just things [Phoebe] told me to listen to —99 PI, Hidden Brain.
PB: I do not have the strength to have thoughts when I’m doing things.
NR: I was listening to My Favorite Murder a while ago and was like, wait a second. Is that Phoebe Bridgers??
PB: I felt so nervous. I think that’s the last time I had actual stage fright.
LD: Is that the one where you say, “yeah, me and my friend Lucy kissed” and then everyone freaked out?
PB: Now, no one could possibly get freaked out by us kissing. It’s just part of it. “I went to a Boygenius show and Julien and Phoebe or Lucy and Phoebe kissed.”
JB: There’s a picture of me and Lucy and my mom asked if it was the guitarist from Muna because I think she saw one picture of me and Joe [Maskin] kissing and thinks we’re dating. Mom, you’re on Twitter? Like she’s following me? I felt love.
From left: S.S. Daley monogram tailored jacket. JEAN PAUL GAULTIER vintage top courtesy of Haut Archive. SIMONE ROCHA cotton stripe pointed collar shirt; JOHN LAWRENCE SULLIVAN wool stripe jacket.
NR: Who are your favorite unsung girl geniuses of history?
LD: Nick Drake’s mom, Molly Drake. She is an incredible poet and songwriter and pianist. They re-released a collection of her works recently. You can hear how Nick Drake was obviously inspired by her as her kid.
PB: Emily Bronte’s brother.
LD: We went to the Bronte mansion. Mansion. I just mixed up the Biltmore Mansion and the Bronte house because we also...
PB: We love to go to old places that people lived in.
LD: It’s like we’re trying to get haunted. We all showed up upset to the Bronte Museum and then in the first room they were like, “here’s the couch where Emily Bronte died of tuberculosis at age 30.” Now
whenever we’re all upset and it’s hard to get out of, we call it Brontitis. Emily and Anne had a brother named Branwell. Branwell Bronte who was a great artist. But he was underappreciated and wished he could be more like his sisters. (Phoebe has been roaming her house for the entire interview, white blonde hair streaming behind her, angles the camera down at a pug sitting alone on a large baroque couch.)
PB: Maxine Bridgers.
LD: I think Maxine’s pretty sung. She’s not unsung at all.
JB: Maxine’s sung.
NR: What were you about to say?
JB: Hilma af Klint. But obviously things come in tides of awareness. Something that’s unsung to me doesn’t necessarily mean it’s unsung in fine visual art.
PB: She was unsung in her life.
JB: But that was a choice, right? She was like, don’t publish anything or show my work until fifty years after my death.
PB: So sick.
NR: Going back to this haunting thing. Have you ever been haunted?
LD: We’ve been talking about this. Unclear.
JB: I was haunted! I was haunted!
LD: Julien was haunted.
JB: I was haunted. It was...demon. I don’t think it was a ghost.
LD: I have witnessed haunting but personally, I’m a clean vessel.
JB: What the fuck. This [interview] is so...
PB: My dating life in my early fucking twenties for sure was haunted.
LD: Are we just calling abuse haunting now? Ok. Well, I was haunted when I was in my early twenties too. (They all laugh.)
PB: Born haunted, dude,
JB: Born haunted just took me by surprise.
LD: That’s generational trauma babe.
JB: I had an apartment with bad vibes.
LD: Julien had an apartment where someone was murdered and rolled up in a carpet and put in a closet.
PB: Wait, was that the apartment that I was in? Yo? OK. UM. (Immediate chattering over each other.)
LD: How have we not talked about this? Julien recently said that she was told [about the murder] upon moving in and was like, bet, I’ll just be here.
PB: That does not surprise me.
LD: And then all that shit went down and you didn’t move. I can’t believe it.
JB: Let me tell you how metaphorical this shit was. Basically, they [realtors] just painted some stuff a hip color of green and put a pool in and doubled the rent. And I was like, okay, I’ll mime being an adult and pay way too much money for this apartment in the right part of town, to be the right kind of person, with all my cool East Nashville friends or whatever. And it was just full of murder and history. I did not have a good time there and I was all alone. That place had bad vibes. Top to bottom.
LD: Bad vibes is the most, like, inane way you could say what was happening in that apartment.
From left: CHOPOVA LOWENA dress. RAVE REVIEW fleece jacket; stylist's own BURBERRY vintage pants. SIMONE ROCHA nylon single breasted car coat; GUCCI shirt.
JB: Before I’d only ever lived in houses like on a yoga mat or with five other people who were in six different bands. Moving there and being like, nice a dishwasher, and it was this spot where somebody had been like, “I think there’s a murder” and the cops came and were like, no murder here. But there was! He was just rolled up in a carpet, and then the cops came back because of the smell and then they were like, oh, there was a murder. Anyway, that’s where I lived.
LD: You got way more info than you bargained for with that question.
NR: I don’t know how to transition here, wow. Do you feel like you’re optimists or pessimists?
LD: I’m an optimist.
NR: Didn’t sound very convincing.
LD: I’m the devil’s advocate for the best-case scenario. I don’t think it’s gonna be like that, but I might as well petition for it.
JB: I would like to say I am a present tense pessimist and a future optimist. I’m like, let’s not make light of how much it sucks right now. It does not help the situation to say, “it could always be worse” or to say, “it’s not that bad.” I’m an optimist when I’m with you guys. Like, this is a pretty sick day we’re living,
LD: Our whole Europe tour was awesome. And then we all had one terrible day.
PB: That is so true. I was like, this day isn’t hell, this is actually my usual self on tour. We had one day like that in our whole time together this year. (Phoebe cleans the crust out of her dog’s nose.)
NR: Are you cleaning your dog’s nose?
PB: She’s been with her grandma and her nose fold is so full of crust. I can’t believe it.
LD: I love her. I want her to come sneeze on me.
(Now Julien shows her dog who’s “camera shy.” Lucy sings, “I love you” to both dogs.)
NR: What’s your ultimate love song?
LD: I have a lot of answers. I Went To The Store One Day by Father John Misty. I think that’s a great song. There’s a compilation of love songs of Nina Simone. A lot of perfect love songs on that.
PB: For You by Laura Marling is a great song.
JB: I’m trying to think of an answer that isn’t Options by Pedro the Lion.
PB: That’s not a love song, dude.
LD: We’re not accepting that answer anymore.
JB: That’s 100% a love song.
LD: Don’t say that. I have a playlist called “Perfect Love Song”. Who Knows Where The Time Goes by Nina Simone. I Need Your Love So Bad by Irma Thomas. Dance Song by Dijon. P.S. I Love You by Billie Holiday. I Love You Always Forever, Donna Lewis. Bless the Telephone, Serpentwithfeet does a great cover.
From top: S.S. DALEY monogram tailored jacket and pleated skirt. JEAN PAUL GAULTIER vintage top courtesy of Haut Archive. SIMONE ROCHA cotton stripe pointed collar shirt; JOHN LAWRENCE SULLIVAN wool stripe jacket.
NR: Are you specific with playlist names?
LD: No, I’ll make the playlist name and then I’ll wait for the songs.
PB: I agree and then I’m curating forever.
LD: Never finished, always growing. It’s more of a catalog or an archive than a playlist that I would send to somebody. It’s a research tool.
JB: I have a playlist called “Queerly Specific” that’s all about coming out from a place of being in love. All songs about that. Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens. The one where he kisses his friend.
PB: My mom banned it from the house. She was like do not play the cancer song ever again.
LD: Reservations by Wilco. Modern Romance by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
JB: Hast Thou Considered the Tetrapod by The Mountain Goats. Do you know that tune?
PB: No.
JB: Oh, ok. It’s a good one. They have a lot of good love songs because they’re like little vignettes of like living with a person and all the little intricate weirdo shit they do, which is what I ultimately think comprises a lot of love. Just checking out somebody’s weirdo shit.
(As we sign off, Phoebe nods, “Bye, Boys.”)
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11/3/23
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PART 3 READING Matt Bomer&Jonathan Bailey/questions part 1
this reading is alleged/for entertainment purposes
since you said the card shows potential relationship in the future for Matt and Jonathan and even marriage and children. who does the card show moving country to be with the other and make this happen between the two as they live in two different countries! Answer: I rephrased the question; If they work this out between them and would end up in a relationship would Matt be willing to move to Great Britain for Jonathan? the second one I asked was: Would Jonathan be willing to relocate for Matt? I pulled from the yes or no oracle deck. Matt: No. I pulled again, if this was because of his children and got a yes. The answer for Jonathan was yes. He would be willing to move for Matt.
2. Matt has been vocally thanking his husband Simon during his awards even now. But do you see (the cards) marriage sustaining next year?
Answer: Fairy Lenormand: scythe, dog, coffin, rider, key, anchor
Thoughts: Simon has done a lot for Matt when he was younger. There’s a history between them. Matt feels a lot of guilt, but no longer passion. I feel there’s also some manipulative behaviour from Simon (I love you so much, look at the wonderful times we had. Etc.) or maybe emotional blackmail at times.
The marriage still feels strained to me. Matt seems to be loyal, sometimes would like to flee or checked out mentally. I felt the same way as the last time I did a reading for their marriage. A feeling of being weighted down (anchor, chain), imprisoned, no way out, manifesting itself in me feeling clogged up, like being strangled and gasping for air. I think that symbolises Matt’s feelings of restriction
Plus he has these feelings of loyalty and being less scared if you know what you already have. If Matt leaves, there is the unknown and uncertainty of something new and it scares him.
Apart from his feelings for Jonathan, I still feel strongly he’s no longer in love with his husband. But they have been together a long time , there are children involved, so leaving would not be easy.
As ever: timing is difficult in Tarot. I pulled for it from the mystical moon oracle: it is the right time, August. But please take it with a pinch of salt.
3. Do you see a divorce or second partnership for Matt in his reading?
Answer: I pulled from the mystical moon oracle and from the hermit tarot: with that I still think he will eventually get a divorce. I do see a third party, but the universe tells him to take his time and slow down. Think things through. He has been a long time with one man, it isn’t something you step away from lightly without having some nostalgic memories at better times. He needs time to heal
4. In terms of Jonathan and Matt working together. Which among these... is likely to happen if you cud take out card order of likelihood :
1. JB guest starring on MB's sitcom as his love interest
2. Broadway play
3. Indie film - if they produce it
4. Miniseries
5. Studio/franchise film
Answer: I pulled for something like that before, and I think they would like to do any of the above, anything just to work together again. Earlier I could see them doing a film together, but there are forces that are working against it (one of them being Matt's husband). It's a bit disheartening for the both of them. If we are going to see them in anything at all again, it may take some time.
I don't see them doing nr 1, nr 2. I can see happening in future. Because they both love to do musical. That's all I pick up for now.
5. Do you ever see Matt or Jonathan do a documentary together (LGBTQIA + related)
Answer: Yes/no oracle cards: No, last minute changes, too late, behind schedule.
I've pulled twice, because I strongly felt that the answer was about the near future. Both times I 've got a no. I feel they would love to, but again so many forces are trying to pull them apart. Could be industry related, their teams related or something else I can't pinpoint exactly at the moment.
6. Hey can you pull your cards for the matt and how he will feel (his feelings ) on the Oct 10th honours gala with SH in nyc
It’s a kind of celebration at a time where he’s lost his friend and also a day after is his birthday.
Answer: From the cosmic insight oracle: communicate (compromise, forgive, work it out), let go (make room for the new beginning on its way to you now), confession (someone has to tell you something), intimacy (sexual chemistry, reminiscing)
Pantha oracle: reservation (desire, worth, extravagance), self-love (self concern, self heating, independence), confinement (captivity, tolerance, unfreedom) indulcement (persuasion, bribe, temptation), stress (headache, pressure, lack of sleep)
blocks to love oracle: belief that everyone leaves, fear of rejection, feeling of loss, walls of protection around heart
He is mainly exhausted and down at the moment. It was something prestigious I think, so he felt obligated to go. I feel a lot of cold between him and his husband at the moment. It's not necessarily Jonathan related, I don't think Simon knows everything or that he's absolutely sure about what is going on between Matt and Jonny. Matt seems to mainly feels trapped in his marriage, other than making a decision about what to do I pick up a lot of fear that's holding Matt back. He tries to protect his already bruised heart if that makes sense.
7. Hey can you pull out cards for Nov 9th world premiere of wicked happening (Jonathan’s big day and step into Hollywood) in Los Angeles .
Answer: Yes/no cards: No: images distort, trust is obscured
what is blocking Matt: from the blocks for love oracle: belief that true love doesn't exist, fear of getting hurt, fear of incompatibility
I think he planned to go some time ago, but he feels really down in general at the moment. I sense a lot of doubt about love in general, he's going through a lot. Just tired, so at the moment No it looks he's not gonna go. This could of course change in a few weeks, as energy shifts and I feel mainly that he is down. He could be feeling better at the end of the month.
8. How will the reception be for Jonathan in particular and will he have his friends(matt ron robbie rogers etc) in LA show up and support him in the premiere like Jonny did for them
Answer: From the telepathy oracle cards: embrace, heart
From the pantha oracle: alliance, gift, vow, family
he will have a great reception. He’s a rising star and people genuinely like his open personality. I think some friends/family will show up for him
9. Will Matt Jonathan reunion happen?
And when it happens will it be very emotional that the usual reunions?
Answer: from the cosmic oracle: challenges( make a decision, work on inner healing, intimacy (sexual chemistry, reminiscing)
Blocks to love oracle: lack mentality, unhealed abandonment wounds, belief that everyone betrays
like I said, I don't think there will be a reunion soonish, Matt is going through some things. Both are remembering interactions between them. I don't think Matt is in the right headspace at the moment, but this could change obviously in the near future
I could not add a picture, because only ten are allowed in one post.
That's why I decided this part to be broken in part 3 &4, so I can do more pictures with the asks.
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Last night I got high and wrote a program to find all of the unused elemental symbols. It turns out there’s 585 of them and it’s much less interesting the next day.
One interesting finding: I couldn’t be bothered to generate all possible one and two letter strings, so I asked ChatGPT to write me code that would do all that for me. It worked surprisingly well!
['a', 'd', 'e', 'g', 'h', 'j', 'l', 'm', 'q', 'r', 't', 'x', 'z', 'aa', 'ab', 'ad', 'ae', 'af', 'ah', 'ai', 'aj', 'ak', 'an', 'ao', 'ap', 'aq', 'av', 'aw', 'ax', 'ay', 'az', 'bb', 'bc', 'bd', 'bf', 'bg', 'bj', 'bl', 'bm', 'bn', 'bo', 'bp', 'bq', 'bs', 'bt', 'bu', 'bv', 'bw', 'bx', 'by', 'bz', 'cb', 'cc', 'cg', 'ch', 'ci', 'cj', 'ck', 'cp', 'cq', 'ct', 'cv', 'cw', 'cx', 'cy', 'cz', 'da', 'dc', 'dd', 'de', 'df', 'dg', 'dh', 'di', 'dj', 'dk', 'dl', 'dm', 'dn', 'do', 'dp', 'dq', 'dr', 'dt', 'du', 'dv', 'dw', 'dx', 'dz', 'ea', 'eb', 'ec', 'ed', 'ee', 'ef', 'eg', 'eh', 'ei', 'ej', 'ek', 'el', 'em', 'en', 'eo', 'ep', 'eq', 'et', 'ev', 'ew', 'ex', 'ey', 'ez', 'fa', 'fb', 'fc', 'fd', 'ff', 'fg', 'fh', 'fi', 'fj', 'fk', 'fn', 'fo', 'fp', 'fq', 'fs', 'ft', 'fu', 'fv', 'fw', 'fx', 'fy', 'fz', 'gb', 'gc', 'gf', 'gg', 'gh', 'gi', 'gj', 'gk', 'gl', 'gm', 'gn', 'go', 'gp', 'gq', 'gr', 'gs', 'gt', 'gu', 'gv', 'gw', 'gx', 'gy', 'gz', 'ha', 'hb', 'hc', 'hd', 'hh', 'hi', 'hj', 'hk', 'hl', 'hm', 'hn', 'hp', 'hq', 'hr', 'ht', 'hu', 'hv', 'hw', 'hx', 'hy', 'hz', 'ia', 'ib', 'ic', 'id', 'ie', 'if', 'ig', 'ih', 'ii', 'ij', 'ik', 'il', 'im', 'io', 'ip', 'iq', 'is', 'it', 'iu', 'iv', 'iw', 'ix', 'iy', 'iz', 'ja', 'jb', 'jc', 'jd', 'je', 'jf', 'jg', 'jh', 'ji', 'jj', 'jk', 'jl', 'jm', 'jn', 'jo', 'jp', 'jq', 'jr', 'js', 'jt', 'ju', 'jv', 'jw', 'jx', 'jy', 'jz', 'ka', 'kb', 'kc', 'kd', 'ke', 'kf', 'kg', 'kh', 'ki', 'kj', 'kk', 'kl', 'km', 'kn', 'ko', 'kp', 'kq', 'ks', 'kt', 'ku', 'kv', 'kw', 'kx', 'ky', 'kz', 'lb', 'lc', 'ld', 'le', 'lf', 'lg', 'lh', 'lj', 'lk', 'll', 'lm', 'ln', 'lo', 'lp', 'lq', 'ls', 'lt', 'lw', 'lx', 'ly', 'lz', 'ma', 'mb', 'me', 'mf', 'mh', 'mi', 'mj', 'mk', 'ml', 'mm', 'mp', 'mq', 'mr', 'ms', 'mu', 'mv', 'mw', 'mx', 'my', 'mz', 'nc', 'nf', 'ng', 'nj', 'nk', 'nl', 'nm', 'nn', 'nq', 'nr', 'ns', 'nt', 'nu', 'nv', 'nw', 'nx', 'ny', 'nz', 'oa', 'ob', 'oc', 'od', 'oe', 'of', 'oh', 'oi', 'oj', 'ok', 'ol', 'om', 'on', 'oo', 'op', 'oq', 'or', 'ot', 'ou', 'ov', 'ow', 'ox', 'oy', 'oz', 'pc', 'pe', 'pf', 'pg', 'ph', 'pi', 'pj', 'pk', 'pl', 'pn', 'pp', 'pq', 'ps', 'pv', 'pw', 'px', 'py', 'pz', 'qa', 'qb', 'qc', 'qd', 'qe', 'qf', 'qg', 'qh', 'qi', 'qj', 'qk', 'ql', 'qm', 'qn', 'qo', 'qp', 'qq', 'qr', 'qs', 'qt', 'qu', 'qv', 'qw', 'qx', 'qy', 'qz', 'rc', 'rd', 'ri', 'rj', 'rk', 'rl', 'rm', 'ro', 'rp', 'rq', 'rr', 'rs', 'rt', 'rv', 'rw', 'rx', 'ry', 'rz', 'sa', 'sd', 'sf', 'sh', 'sj', 'sk', 'sl', 'so', 'sp', 'sq', 'ss', 'st', 'su', 'sv', 'sw', 'sx', 'sy', 'sz', 'td', 'tf', 'tg', 'tj', 'tk', 'tn', 'to', 'tp', 'tq', 'tr', 'tt', 'tu', 'tv', 'tw', 'tx', 'ty', 'tz', 'ua', 'ub', 'uc', 'ud', 'ue', 'uf', 'ug', 'uh', 'ui', 'uj', 'uk', 'ul', 'um', 'un', 'uo', 'up', 'uq', 'ur', 'us', 'ut', 'uu', 'uv', 'uw', 'ux', 'uy', 'uz', 'va', 'vb', 'vc', 'vd', 've', 'vf', 'vg', 'vh', 'vi', 'vj', 'vk', 'vl', 'vm', 'vn', 'vo', 'vp', 'vq', 'vr', 'vs', 'vt', 'vu', 'vv', 'vw', 'vx', 'vy', 'vz', 'wa', 'wb', 'wc', 'wd', 'we', 'wf', 'wg', 'wh', 'wi', 'wj', 'wk', 'wl', 'wm', 'wn', 'wo', 'wp', 'wq', 'wr', 'ws', 'wt', 'wu', 'wv', 'ww', 'wx', 'wy', 'wz', 'xa', 'xb', 'xc', 'xd', 'xf', 'xg', 'xh', 'xi', 'xj', 'xk', 'xl', 'xm', 'xn', 'xo', 'xp', 'xq', 'xr', 'xs', 'xt', 'xu', 'xv', 'xw', 'xx', 'xy', 'xz', 'ya', 'yc', 'yd', 'ye', 'yf', 'yg', 'yh', 'yi', 'yj', 'yk', 'yl', 'ym', 'yn', 'yo', 'yp', 'yq', 'yr', 'ys', 'yt', 'yu', 'yv', 'yw', 'yx', 'yy', 'yz', 'za', 'zb', 'zc', 'zd', 'ze', 'zf', 'zg', 'zh', 'zi', 'zj', 'zk', 'zl', 'zm', 'zo', 'zp', 'zq', 'zs', 'zt', 'zu', 'zv', 'zw', 'zx', 'zy', 'zz']
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唉,john barber,警车的神
jr和nr把警车写活了,jb把警车写疯了,谢谢jb
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Multinacional JBS anuncia processo seletivo com mais de 350 vagas em vários estados
A JBS, uma das maiores empresas de alimentos do mundo, está oferecendo 350 vagas de emprego em diferentes estados do Brasil. As oportunidades disponíveis no processo seletivo são para atuação em diversas empresas do grupo, como Mbar Energia, Friboi, Seara, J & F Investimentos e JBS Couros. As vagas são destinadas a cargos como atendente de loja, vendedor externo, supervisor de produção, eletricista, enfermeiro do trabalho, entre outros.
Cargos disponíveis na JBS
Vagas de emprego disponíveis no processo seletivo da JBS:
Supervisor Administrativo
Para essa posição, é necessário ter concluído o ensino superior em administração, ciências contábeis, engenharia ou áreas similares, ter conhecimento em PDCA, ter perfil proativo e com foco no resultado e na gestão da mudança, ter habilidades avançadas em Excel e Power Point.
Técnico Eletricista Pleno
Para essa posição, é necessário ter formação de eletricista de manutenção ou eletricista industrial (duração de 240h) ou técnico eletricista, eletrotécnica ou eletroeletrônica, ter formação em NR 10 e reciclagem, além de disponibilidade de horários.
Analista de Transportes Jr
Para essa posição, é necessário estar cursando ensino superior em administração, logística, medicina veterinária, agronomia, zootecnia ou áreas afins, ter conhecimento do Pacote Office e experiência na área de transporte é desejável, além de disponibilidade de horário e/ou viagens e CNH B.
Vendedor Externo
Para essa posição, é necessário ter concluído o ensino médio ou estar cursando/ter concluído graduação, ter conhecimento no Pacote Office, CNH ativa e automóvel próprio.
Assistente de Manutenção
Para essa posição, é necessário ter concluído o ensino médio ou estar cursando ensino superior, ter conhecimento básico de Excel, Word e PowerPoint e de manutenção automotiva, além de disponibilidade para eventuais viagens e residir ou fixar residência na cidade de Naviraí/ MS.
Monitor de Higienização
Para essa posição, é necessário ter concluído o ensino médio e ter conhecimento básico do Pacote Office.
Analista Administrativo Jr
Para essa posição, é necessário estar cursando ensino superior em administração, contabilidade ou economia. Desejável ter experiência na área administrativa e conhecimentos intermediários em Excel.
Participe do processo seletivo da JBS
Os candidatos interessados em concorrer às vagas de emprego disponíveis na JBS devem acessar o site de oportunidades da empresa e escolher a vaga que corresponde ao seu perfil. É importante ler atentamente os requisitos e atribuições da posição antes de se candidatar.
Em seguida, é preciso criar uma conta de acesso na plataforma e preencher os dados solicitados para se candidatar à vaga desejada. Aguarde o retorno da empresa sobre o andamento do processo seletivo.
Benefícios fornecidos pela empresa
A JBS oferece uma série de benefícios aos seus colaboradores, visando proporcionar mais qualidade de vida e bem-estar no ambiente de trabalho, entre eles:
Vale-refeição;
Programa de Treinamentos;
Assistência Odontológica;
Programa de Remuneração Variável;
Assistência Médica;
Restaurante Interno;
Participação nos Lucros ou Resultados;
O seguro de vida.
Sobre a JBS
Com quase 70 anos de trajetória, a JBS S.A. é uma empresa de origem brasileira com atuação internacional, destacando-se como uma das principais referências mundiais no segmento alimentício. Com sede em São Paulo, a companhia está presente em mais de 20 países e conta com uma equipe de mais de 250 mil colaboradores que compartilham dos mesmos valores e seguem as mesmas diretrizes em termos de sustentabilidade financeira, social e ambiental, inovação, qualidade e segurança alimentar. A JBS pauta suas ações em uma missão clara e concisa, promovendo ações alinhadas aos seus valores e visando o desenvolvimento sustentável da empresa e das comunidades onde atua.
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Jenson swaps nico's normal panties with vibrating panties
And when there a doing a interview or a segment together jenson turns them on
Nico having been in a hurry getting dressed so he didn't notice it were not his normal panties, and when doing interviews alongside Jenson, Jenson turns them on. Nico squirming a bit and getting rid in the face because it stimulates his clit almost too well, and either he leaks so much slick it seeps through his pants, or he is wearing a skirt and you can see slick down his thighs. Jenson doesn't go easy on him either, putting them on full speed after a while and Nico's knees buckle as he comes and even aquirts a bit. Silly little thing thought he could be a serious commentator! He is much better off as Jenson's toy
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Samma ofc 😂 frag mich auch jedes mal, was ich hier noch tue. Ab und zu verschwinde ich immer wieder, aber komme dann doch zurück. Ich bin nur noch hier wegen obviously Nicht-JB-content 🤡
Schnack nicht so, ich weiß ganz genau die thirst anon nachrichten stammen von dir! 😂 immer noch jb’s nr. 1 fan 💀💀
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Okay I'm back with more ideas.
Since IPA, which we based the script on, has all of the English alphabet within it, I thought "Hey, why not just include all possible combinations of solely English alphabet consonants?".
There are 20 consonants in English, times 20 is 400, but I will take away 20 of them since they are just double consonants (like "bb" or "zz"). Thus we got 380 new symbols, leaving us with- -drumroll-
193
-symbols left unassigned.
And I think I have just the thing. In Google Docs, there is a category of insertable symbols called "Modifier > Non-spacing", thus, diacritics.
Out of the 196 diacritical marks that appear there, 25 have already been listed above in the script (see All subscript phonetic symbols and secondary articulations).
Thus, out of those 196, we can add the ones that haven't appeared in the list already and count them as new symbols - that's 171 new symbols, which leaves us with
22
Symbols left.
And that's a very simple and small number really. What we can do here is add some extended-Latin symbols which do not count as diacritic mutations of already existing symbols, and some other ones just in case.
Say,
% & @ ß þ ſ ƿ γ δ ζ η λ μ ξ π φ χ ψ ω ‘ = 17 symbols.
We have 5 symbols left (MISTAKE - YOU WILL SEE BELOW in All possible combining non-spacing symbols).
One I will make a letter-doubler, a symbol that doubles the previous letter. That's 4 symbols left. And I know just the ones I want to add:
© ® ° ꙮ
Yes that's the multiocular O.
Alright, so to the total count, we add:
All English alphabet consonant pair combinations excluding double letters bc bd bf bg bh bj bk bl bm bn bp bq br bs bt bv bw bx bz cb cd cf cg ch cj ck cl cm cn cp cq cr cs ct cv cw cx cz db dc df dg dh dj dk dl dm dn dp dq dr ds dt dv dw dx dz fb fc fd fg fh fj fk fl fm fn fp fq fr fs ft fv fw fx fz gb gc gd gf gh gj gk gl gm gn gp gq gr gs gt gv gw gx gz hb hc hd hf hg hj hk hl hm hn hp hq hr hs ht hv hw hx hz jb jc jd jf jg jh jk jl jm jn jp jq jr js jt jv jw jx jz kb kc kd kf kg kh kj kl km kn kp kq kr ks kt kv kw kx kz lb lc ld lf lg lh lj lk lm ln lp lq lr ls lt lv lw lx lz mb mc md mf mg mh mj mk ml mn mp mq mr ms mt mv mw mx mz nb nc nd nf ng nh nj nk nl nm np nq nr ns nt nv nw nx nz pb pc pd pf pg ph pj pk pl pm pn pq pr ps pt pv pw px pz qb qc qd qf qg qh qj qk ql qm qn qp qr qs qt qv qw qx qz rb rc rd rf rg rh rj rk rl rm rn rp rq rs rt rv rw rx rz sb sc sd sf sg sh sj sk sl sm sn sp sq sr st sv sw sx sz tb tc td tf tg th tj tk tl tm tn tp tq tr ts tv tw tx tz vb vc vd vf vg vh vj vk vl vm vn vp vq vr vs vt vw vx vz wb wc wd wf wg wh wj wk wl wm wn wp wq wr ws wt wv wx wz xb xc xd xf xg xh xj xk xl xm xn xp xq xr xs xt xv xw xz zb zc zd zf zg zh zj zk zl zm zn zp zq zr zs zt zv zw zx
All possible combining non-spacing symbols* à á â ā a̅ ȧ ả å a̋ ǎ a̍ a̎ a̐ ȃ a̒ a̓ a̔ a̕ a̖ a̗ a̡ a̢ ạ a̦ a̧ ą a̫ a̭ a̮ a̱ a̲ a̳ a̴ a̵ a̶ a̷ a̸ a̾ a̿ aͅ a͆ a͇ a͈ a͔ a͕ a͖ a͗ a͘ a͙ a͚ a͛ a͜ a͝ a͞ a͟ a͠ a͢ a᳐ a᳑ a᳒ a᳔ a᳕ a᳖ a᳗ a᳘ a᳙ a᳚ a᳛ a᳜ a᳝ a᳞ a᳟ a᳠ a᳢ a᳣ a᳤ a᳥ a᳦ a᳧ a᳨ a᳭ a᳴ a᷄ a᷅ a᷆ a᷇ a᷈ a᷉ a᷊ a᷋ a᷌ a᷍ a᷼ a᷽ a⃐ a⃑ a⃒ a⃓ a⃔ a⃕ a⃖ a⃗ a⃘ a⃙ a⃚ a⃛ a⃜ a⃡ a⃥ a⃦ a⃧ a⃨ a⃩ a⃪ a⃫ a⃬ a⃭ a⃮ a⃯ a⃰ a𝅧 a𝅨 a𝅩 a𝅻 a𝅼 a𝅽 a𝅾 a𝅿 a𝆀 a𝆁 a𝆂 a𝆅 a𝆆 a𝆇 a𝆈 a𝆉 a𝆊 a𝆋 a𝆪 a𝆫 a𝆬 a︠ a︡ a︢ a︣ a︤ a︥ a︦ *turns out I made a mistake here and overestimated the number of symbols; the amount above is 148, not 171. That's 23 more symbols for assignment. I just threw some more symbols into the miscellaneous set below.
43 miscellaneous symbols ! $ % & * , . / : ; ? @ \ ^ ¡ ¢ £ ¥ § © ® ° ¶ · ¿ ß þ ſ ƿ γ δ ζ η λ μ ξ π φ χ ψ ω ‐ – — ‘ ” † ‰ ※ ‽ ⁂ ₤ ₱ ₽ ♀ ♂ ♯ ⚢ ⚣ ⚤ ⸺ ⸻ ꙮ
The Doubling Symbol which copies the glyph before it no matter what it is (ignores the CV->VC Flipper Symbol). Ж
...but the word counter in my Google doc says I fucked up somewhere, even after carefully cleaning and formatting the dataset and eliminating possible repeating symbols.
That's 138 extra symbols from somewhere.
Someone help please I am out of my mind.
I checked, if you don't count anything that goes after All English alphabet consonant pair combinations excluding double letters you get 4038 words. That means I got budget for 52 symbols. If I exclude the All possible combining non-spacing symbols and leave the 43 miscellaneous symbols + The Doubling Symbol, I will be left with uuuuh.
8
more.
Yeah so like, in result I can put at least 8 diacritic marks in there. The most frequent ones around the world.
8 diacritic marks â ā ä á à ă å ą
So basically there's this monogram neography creation method I got.
It consists solely of breaking down a complex symbol into smaller ones.
The number of final glyphs can be predicted by replacing the "x" in 2^x with the number of separate lines in the monogram.
This monogram above has a total of 12 parts. This means it can yield 4096 combinations.
That's a huge number, considering that English got 26 letters in its alphabet (excluding the apostrophe and diacritical variations of letters). It can fit the English alphabet 157 times, and there will still be some space left.
But there are some problems somewhat - the monogram here has some repeating lines, primarily the parallel ones. But that's fixable,
Just add some distinction ditty dots.
But still the question of filling it out remains open. Say I add the entire English alphabet. That's 26. Then all possible bi-letter combinations in it. That's 676, which combined with just the letters gives 702. Tri-letter combinations would be impossible, since they yield a number greater than the total sum of symbols possible (17576).
But that does leave us with 3394 symbols out of the total 4096. The only way I see this going is by adding new letters to English, but here's the thing - where to stop?
Theoretically I could fit all the possible letters in the extended Latin script probably, at least the ones in the most widespread alphabets.
But what if I go phonetic?
There's a total of 128 phonetic symbols available on Vulgarlang.com, combing all into pairs would yield a number above that of the total possible symbols (16384). But we can do one thing. Take all the consonants and multiply them by the vowels, and then again by two (impossible since 95x26 is 2660, and x2 yields 5320 which is greater than the total amount of glyphs possible). Which is a mathematical way of saying "create all possible combinations of vowels and consonants in CV pairs". So say we combine every consonant with every vowel - that's 2660. Plus 5 tonal indicators, that's 2665. Plus all the newly available superscript modifiers and all the phonetic articulation superscripts (160), that's 2825.
So to recount what we have: - All possible consonant-vowel combinations. - All phonetic symbols. - All phonetic secondary articulation symbols. And we still have 1271 symbols left.
What else can we do?
Let's add a functional symbol that flips the previous letter backwards. Say, turns /ʃʌ/ into /ʌʃ/. That leaves us with 1270 symbols - a round number, which is good.
For the fun of it how about we make 360 of them numerals? A base-360, which is one of quite notable anti-primes. It will be amazing for counting, and will include countless other numeral systems inside it wouldn't it? To write in decimal just use the numerals from 0 to 9. Also this base is like the Sumerian sexadecimal but multiplied by itself. A complete beast. Thus, 1270 - 360 = 910.
910 symbols left huh, well fuck me. Well let's consider this: let's add in all the vowels with tones applied. That'd be 28x5, thus, 140. 910 - 140 = 770.
Thus we added to the recount: - All vowels with 5 tones applied. - Base-360 numerals.
Next what. We still have 770 possible symbols left. ...Logographic?
Oookay. So let's consider this, we're just going to take the Swadesh list, maybe? Swadesh 207 list includes 207 words, five of which are numerals (from 1 to 5). If we exclude them, we get 202 words:
all
and
animal
ash
at
back
bad
bark (of a tree)
because
belly
big
bird
black
blood
bone
breast
child
cloud
cold
correct
day
dirty
dog
dry
dull (as a knife)
dust
ear
earth
egg
eye
far
fat (noun)
father
feather
few
fingernail
fire
fish
flower
fog
foot
forest
fruit
full
good
grass
green
guts
hair
hand
head
heart
heavy
here
horn
how
husband
I
ice
if
in
knee
lake
leaf
left
leg
liver
long
louse
man (adult male)
man (human being)
many
meat
moon
mother
mountain
mouth
name
narrow
near
neck
new
night
nose
not
old
other
rain
red
right
river
road
root
rope
rotten
round
salt
sand
sea
seed
sharp (as a knife)
short
skin
sky
small
smoke
smooth
snake
snow
some
star
stick
stone
straight
sun
tail
that
there
they (plural)
they (singular)
thick
thin
this
to bite
to blow
to breathe
to burn
to come
to count
to cut
to die
to dig
to drink
to eat
to fall
to fear
to fight
to float
to flow
to fly
to freeze
to give
to hear
to hit
to hold
to hunt
to kill
to know
to laugh
to lie (as in a bed)
to live
to play
to pull
to push
to rub
to say
to scratch
to see
to sew
to sing
to sit
to sleep
to smell
to spit
to split
to squeeze
to stab
to stand
to suck
to swell
to swim
to think
to throw
to tie
to turn (intransitive)
to vomit
to walk
to wash
to wipe
tongue (organ)
tooth
tree
warm
water
we
wet
what
when
where
white
who
wide
wife
wind
wing
with
woman
worm
year
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The 100 Sexiest Men in the World 2020!
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justinbaldoni: @brettdier showed up to set last week so we found it fitting to move our TV love affair to the big screen. #fivefeetapart @colesprouse @haleyluhoo #teammichael #blinkandyoullmissit
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