#nowaki learn to communicate

[k-kizkhalifa]

ep 6–

me while watching the scene with professor what’s his name: I wanna punch this fkr in the face.

nowaki: I WILL DO IT FOR YOU KIZ!!

hahahahah

but okay, so here it is. the resolve. nowaki, baby, i need you to stop focusing so much on work (is what i wanted to say) but, well, now that i have watched the whole episode i have to say this: hiro, baby, i need you to stop being melodramatic and telling your man to go pursue his dreams and then getting mad that he does.

also can we just appreciate the face nowaki is a gentle as fuck lover, and hiro is the MOUTHIEST BOTTOM. Holy shitttt dude.

also lol at nowaki: i can’t control myself *rips clothing off in the library*

[jax-and-winstrate]

alright, it's been about one year since I joined Rotumblr, time for a new pinned post.

hello everyone, I am Jax, an ultra recon squad intern, a student at the Blueberry Academy, the current champion of the Trading Card Game Islands and a Mew hybrid. also a Meloetta chosen I guess. I used to be an aqua grunt and the leader of Operation: Clean Seas, but some things happened and I'm no longer an aqua grunt (I wasn't fired, I quit for safety reasons) and Operation: Clean Seas failed.

HI, I'M WINSTRATE! I AM A PORYGON2 AND THE FUTURE CHAMPION OF HOENN! CURRENT AMOUNT OF BADGES: 1

Hey, I'm Tommy! I'm a Rotom, and I occasionally post on this blog!

Berry growing guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/198X-ZPGrf6LsArPp0vBrciI_yzlBMMDB_uiWFQ66Ywc/edit?usp=drivesdk

List of all of my Pokémon: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I3KtAMCryYxhtbj9cUFUgTXHzdOesPy0Ujy0eYIjp78/edit?usp=drivesdk

I have a lot of cool siblings and a bunch of Phantump children that I adopted! my current siblings are Julie (@julie-winstrate-and-star-no-mi), Felix, Nowaki, and Tsumi (@fabas-failed-science-projects, you can also find me and one of my very cool friends on this blog)! my ma also has a blog (@vivian-winstrate)! also one of my Pokémon has a blog (@miss-cool-hat it used to be Coffee's but Hattie took over)

My current stats: level 10�, Psychic/Normal, known moves are Psychic, Drain Punch, Relic Song, and Explosion.

also all mail stuff and anon stuff are allowed. just don't mail me a billion eggs

here's my trainer card

//ooc stuff below

hello everyone, it's me, @half-or-nothing! I decided to rewrite the pinned post for this blog since it's been on here for one whole year, and a lot of things have changed!

first let's start with the rules

1. No NSFW! this character is a minor and this is run by a minor!

2. Don't send ooc hate to me or anyone I interact with! the people running the other blogs are really nice and cool!

3. be respectful! no homophobia or transphobia or any of that shit here! none of it!

second, this blog is not a sideblog, so it can like and follow blogs. however, I do have sideblogs for this blog. those blogs are:

@julie-winstrate-and-star-no-mi (Prisma Ranger and Jax's sister)

@miss-cool-hat (Jax's Hatterene, Hattie. used to be Coffee's blog)

@chef-yujin (Jax and Julie's uncle-in-law, he's a chef and is friends with a Raikou)

@winstrate-family (the actual Winstrate family from RSE and ORAS, also Vito isn't on here)

@wyatt-and-elliott (a gym leader and gym trainer/evil team grunt from the Salen region)

@james-and-skitty (Jax's boyfriend! he was also kinda a PMD oc at first)

@fabas-failed-science-projects (a blog that's managed by @cooperblr @phantom-freak and me! Jax is on here, along with the four other hybrids that Faba created)

@bird-of-all-trades (another Prisma Ranger!)

@tcg-league-and-sanctuary (another blog for a group of canon characters! this time it's the league for the tcg islands)

@vivian-winstrate (Jax and Julie's biological mother! she's cool :3)

@kuniku-island-league (a league for a fan-made region! it is currently being ran with @phantom-freak , but more if more people join the discord and create ocs!)

third, a description of the blog. this blog is pretty high-stakes at times, and there will be a lot of wacky shit. y'know, for funsies. Jax is a Mew hybrid (specifically melanistic), so he can do some weird stuff like learn every tm. he is also missing his left leg and left eye. he's also a criminal probably, so you can do some fun stuff with that if you want. also Winstrate is a Porygon 2 now thanks to Jax's coding abilities

here's the link to where Jax's old and soon to be pfp is from!

also, I made a discord server for promoting pkmn irl discord servers, like chat servers and event servers. join if you want

[rebellionbeach]

Ranking All JR/SIH Couples by Combined Brain Power

1) Mistake:  This seemed pretty obvious to me.  Isaka is seen to bring Marukawa out from the dumps and make his way up the corporate latter with little to no help.  Asahina is of course a very competent worker who seems to be a workaholic.  Combined, they definitely could take over the world but instead they decide to keep on publishing their silly novels.

2) Egoist:  From here I’m just guessing but knowing that Nowaki is a doctor in training and Hiroki is a classical Japanese literature professor, they’re pretty damn smart.  They’re both extremely capable workers who put everything into their occupations (despite bordering on sadism) and I think they could probably overthrow the government if they needed to.

3) Terrorist: Shinobu is kind of a genius (though it’s often glanced over) and not only that but they’re both kind of bilingual!  Yeah, Miyagi speaking his funny English counts as fluent in my eyes.  Shinobu is actually majoring in law if I’m no mistaken (like some other author) and Miyagi is passionate about classical Japanese literature and trust me, that shit ain’t easy. (what’s with Nakamura and classical Japanese literature professors?)

4) Nostalgia:  Ritsu is pretty smart ya know!  Plus, pretty sure Takano is a smart cookie despite being stupid in most of SIH.  Even though they lack basic communication techniques, I think once they learn to properly talk like adults that they could probably understand Rick and Morty!

5) Trifecta: They’re both responsible adults who have long experiences in their respective work fields.  I appreciate how grounded Trifecta is because they’re basically dads and even if they don’t have a specific niche or not being geniuses they’re still much better than some of the other couples.

6) Erotica:  I think that I don’t know that much about Kisa and Yukina.  Well, they are both reasonable adults but there is nothing really that remarkable either.  I think that what’s funny is how many assumptions they make in their relationships like they’re very emotionally powered by their actions.  Yukina is very....violently prone at many times (trying to punch Kisa’s older brother)

7) Sentiment:  Honestly, I’m not really that sure because I’m not too familiar with Ijuuin and Yanase’s characters.  I’m putting them above the rest because of this though Ijuuin is definitely a dummy no matter what.

8) Romantica:  HAHAHAHA THEY ARE DUMMIES!!!!  Well, I was originally going to put them on the bottom but honestly Akihiko is kind of smart in his own ways and we’re supposed to be talking about more book smarts.  Misaki is....nice.  You know, the whole Romantica story was created because Misaki was getting 30s on his practice tests I mean a 30 idk....  OKAY, maybe he isn’t the sharpest cookie but he isn’t the dumbest character....actually he might be.  I think the purpose of Misaki’s character is that he leans more on street smarts while Akihiko is the absolute opposite maybe?  But at the same time there are some highlights that I’d like to make.  First his whole relationship with Sumi is super funny because he’s just hearing Sumi talking about how he reads all of Akihiko’s works and Misaki is just like ‘damn why do you read them if you hate them’ like it wasn’t obvious that he had a thing for a him.  It’s kind of funny because it’s kind of similar to his older brother in that way, they’re both kind of oblivious at times though Misaki is definitely MUCH more emotionally aware (maybe a little too emotionally aware at times)  

9) Domestica:  Their relationship reminds me more of a mother-son relationship and ngl it sometimes creeps me out.  Like I know that Chiaki is supposed to be like Akihiko and shit but he’s kind of a dummy plus Hatori ain’t that bright either I mean, he’s not really remarkable in any way.  (i’m sorry domestica fans i don’t hate them but i’m just not the biggest fan either)