#now that i have a decent number of icons 😂

[valiantseeker]

❤ this post for a short starter !

[guardians-of-exo]

Check in tag ❤️

I was tagged by @kkoongiees @myeonplane @starchild--27 and @miramizar, and I'm like ❤️❤️ I feel so loved 😭

Why did you choose this URL? My friend R and I created this blog together, and just tossed around some name ideas. We really liked this one, and we loved it even more after finding out Junmyeon is sometimes called the Guardian of EXO.

Do you have any sideblogs? I do! I have two, actually. The first I created to have a place for everything not EXO (which basically just means Monsta X and Ateez, but there are other groups there as well I swear 😂) It was originally called Junmyemom as a play on a nickname R has given me, but I just changed it to @monkihyun cause I've been having a crisis lately... I'm fine.... My other sideblog is where I have moved all my kdrama stuff to, since I wanted to do more with it but not have it clog up my main. So if you like kdramas, come watch them with me here @mie-watches-kdramas

How long have you been on tumblr? Oh hm... This blog I created sometime August 2017, but I've been on tumblr for years before that. Maybe... since 2014? 2013? Somewhere around that time (and yes it was a One Direction blog...👀)

Do you have a queue tag? I do, but I haven't used it in a while 'What Q Do' because I'm unoriginal

Why did you start this blog in the first place? See answer to first question

Why did you choose your icon/pfp? How could I not? I love space themes and this was just the perfect aesthetic for a blog

Why did you choose your header? See answer above 😂

What’s your post with most notes? I'm pretty sure it's still my EXO as Salem the cat

How many mutuals do you have? A lot 😘❤️

How many followers do you have? A decent amount, though I'm 99% sure at least half are inactive cause my notes are nowhere near that number

Following? 359

Do you make shit posts? Duh

How long do you use tumblr each day? Probably averaging between 5 minutes and an hour? Some days I barely look at it and others I sit on my couch for hours just scrolling. Depends on what's happening and how alive my dash is really

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? I did. Twice. And maybe a rude anon or two. One was (I'm pretty sure) an ARMY pretending to be a new fan of EXO, but then proceeded to absolutely turn and go off about me liking other groups (especially Ateez because 'new groups like that never go anywhere' - LOOK AT THEM NOW!!). A whole mess and they ended up blocking me, which was a relief. Another was literally the most fun I've had in a while, and you can actually find the argument in the notes here and here, it's highly entertaining (at least for me)😂

How do you feel ‘you need to reblog this’ posts? I don't want my blog to be a place that pressures people and posts a lot of bad news all the time. Sure, sometimes I do share stuff that's going on around the world, but my blog is first and foremost a place for me to let go and relax for a moment. Wait... what was my point again... Oh well, I hate them. Makes me feel bad when I have days I don't want to deal with all the heavy stuff of the world outside.

Do you like tag games? I dooo! I usually take a long time to answer, but I promise I love them!

Do you like ask games? Also yes!

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? This is fucking Tumblr no one is famous

Do you have a crush on a mutual? No 😘

I tag: @your-sophie18 @exoxobsession @rosetvler @havokhayley @mel-loves-kdramas

[rockinmyownboat]

Don't piss your delivery driver off.

When we bring you food, we are sacrificing our time, gas, and wear and tear on our vehicle.

The most you could do, is tip us better than 3 fucking dollars. I don't know how that became a standard but I assume more risk than the fucking kitchen that cooked it in getting it to you.

You opted to keep your ass at home for any number of reasons that don't mean a thing to me. I have a job to do. I'm a professional. And I'm gonna fuckin do it.

The least you could do is just be a decent human. Be nice. That's all.

I have zero complaints about the wear and tear and gas and other problems associated with a life on the road. I picked this life. I'm okay with my choices.

What I have a hard time with is when entitlement comes into play and I start getting treated like a goddamn slave. I get testy.

You're not gonna treat me like dirt just Because I choose to make my money as a servant.

If you treat me like shit, I'll mirror your energy. And I guarantee you I'm better at it. With way bigger balls.

See, you just wanna eat...

but me?

I'm working...

And you don't get to complain about me to a manager ....

Cause my manager is me.

My "complaint box" is the trash can icon on my phone.

You wanna talk about a fucking game changer?

It is the best thing about being a "lowly" delivery driver.

I once threw a guy's drink at his face.

Not in.

At

His face.

I full on baseball-chucked a large 32 ounce Dr Pepper from Popeyes right at this dudes face for being an absolute dickhead to me during every aspect of our interaction.

I had texted him to let him know that the restaurant was backed up. I do this as a gentle reminder. That I'm on my time. Not making money. Waiting for his order. But I'm not gonna be a douche and just say that. So I just explained the situation. I was at the drive thru waiting behind 6 other cars and the order wasn't ready yet.

His reply was, "k, so?"

Apparently he wanted to play. But I let it go. I did not respond.

Upon acquisition of his Popeyes order I texted him to let him know I was on my way.

I needed him to clarify his drop off instructions. And told him as much. The drop was at a secured building and he left an apt # ... but no code to get in the building.

When the instructions say "leave at door" and customers forget to include codes to get in the building, that pisses me off. it disrespects my time by not being prepared. I don't get paid hourly....

This guy responded like a 12 year old girl. "GOD you're so ANNOYING!!!"

That last bit made me laugh I'm not gonna lie.

Yet again, I didn't respond to his energy. I had already calculated my courses of action by this guys demeanor.

I wasn't gonna get a tip no matter what. So at this point, I am just making my less than $4 base charge for the mileage.

That gives me a unique edge when I don't have a goddamn thing to lose in the scenario.

Option A: leave the guys order on the street to be picked up by bums or dogs.

Option B: throw the guys order against the door of his building again to be picked up by bums or dogs. And get the satisfaction of having this guys tastiness sliding down the glass of his apartment building.

Either option was delicious enough.

He presented a third option.

It was an offer I could not refuse.

When I arrived he was standing at the door of his building. His hair was disheveled. He couldn't even hold his own baggy sweat pants up and handle his phone at the same time.

It was comical to imagine even before this heavy expensive bag of food and two drinks gets thrown into the mix.

I can tell as I'm handing him the order that the guy didn't think this through.

He's now got an elevator ride to the 6th floor carrying up his big ass bag of Popeyes and 2 32 Oz drinks, while holding his pants up cause apparently texting me the entry code to his building was too goddamn complicated. Some people's kids.... 😂

Oh ... and To make matters more complicated, no drink carriers. I had told the guys at Popeyes not to worry about it... when the guy started being an entitled prick to me in the beginning... 😏

I handed off the bag and one of the beverages. Didn't say a word.

He turned to walk away without the second drink. I said "hey you forgot--" and before I could even get the words out, he goes "why don't you fuckin take this drink and dump it over your head, asshole! You're the shittiest driver I've ever seen!!!"

My brain.....

Broke.

Like. It literally broke.

My eye twitched. And I cocked my head.

And I improvised.

At that point even Babe Ruth could not have duplicated the power of that 32 ounce Dr. Pepper as it launched from my arm like a cannon.

He not only ended up wearing the first drink by using it to try to block the syrupy bomb hurling towards his face .... he went down ....

....with his sweats .....

.....and his meal ......

......and his phone......

....in what I can only describe as the most expensively delicious mess on the carpet of his ritzy apartment building.

The best part? It all happened in full view of the security camera....

If I could buy that footage It would be viral in minutes.

While holding in my laughter under my mask, i bid him good luck in the midst of his sticky situation

Then the Plaid Ninja disappeared into the night to deliver another order for a customer who wasn't a douche bag ... but didn't get a story.

#mylife

#mystory

#fuckubereats

#memoirs

#comedy

#popeyes