#now i want pizza 😫
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😍 don’t mind me, i’m just here thinking about pizzaboy!seb and singledad!kimi in my fic the flavor that you savor
#kimi räikkönen#instagram!kimi#thank you minttu always for the top tier kimi content#the flavor that you savor#now i want pizza 😫#kimi raikkonen
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I haven’t drawn Fake Peppino in AGES
For any Fake Peppino lovers out there that I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry- 💀🙇♀️
And for anyone WHO HASN’T EVER SEEN me actually draw him I’M EVEN MORE SORRY 🙏🙇♀️🙏🙇♀️🙏🙇♀️
Now I personally don’t want newer viewers seeing my cringe ass Fake pep art but if anyone who does wanna see it- (HEADS UP FOR INTENSE BODY HORROR-) take these few links (I’m sorry I can’t scroll through my entire blog again just take some examples- 🥲):
Here, here, here, here and here.
The first one is my first ever drawing of him, I did not draw him normal- 💀
Anyways….this means have I changed how I draw him? Yes!
Look at the silly goober!! I may draw him just like this for now however…It was fun drawing him like the slimy disaster he was but it’s fine-…It always took a bit of time to draw those 🤷♀️
But just for the fun of it, and for old times sake, take a body horror Fake Peppino: (Warning, it looks kinda bad- 💀)
#Pizza Tower#I need to draw more Fake Peppino now. No excuses#Although I will admit I like drawing him more of a menace to society more than a fluffy soft glob of kindness- I’m sorry 🙏#I just really like seeing the limits I could do with this guy#He’s so SPOOKY there’s like so much potential you can do with him!!!#It’s also why I love when I see people make him genuinely fucking terrifying- Don’t get me wrong I LOVE sweet Fakey but MAN….I love him as#being horrific….It’s just SO GOOD 😫😫💥💥#The only thing is I want to draw him but at the same time don’t got any ideas 😅 Might have to dig something up-#I had a blast drawing him I remember that- Like legit I thought I made him so cool-#Fake Peppino#Art#Body Horror
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the british have to stop trying to cook this is hell
#99.txt#maddi is the only one. but their power can only do so much....#gordon ramsay could also do it and what does he do now ??? spend all his time in america#tried to eat itsu ramen after a year on shin ramyun. biggest mistake of my life. yucky disgusting#looked at their site and its all white dudes who went to japan once#dont ppl immigrate to england ??? and no one wants to start a restaurant ???#tbf theres chinese places but they do it like. to suit a british palette. its not like how they do it in america for sure#which i know isnt like ''authentic'' in america but its GOOD TASTING#and then every other asian cuisine in england is either the aforementioned white dudes or chinese food in disguise#actually the indian food is rly good. the ONE thing thats really good#tried a thai place... ''huh its ok but it tastes like chinese food not thai''#i look and the place has chinese owners 🤷♂️#i used to have a thai neighbor who got pissed at me for eating at a thai place run by laotians...#bestie if u could see how they do it in england youd hurl#dont even get me started on mexican food....... ive never been so far from mexico in my life and it sucks#and in america. ppl immigrate from mexico and south america to basically everywhere. especially in the southern half of the country#so the mexican food will ALWAYS be good#over here.......... no chance OTL#AND THEY CANT EVEN GET THE AMERICAN FOOD RIGHT OVER HERE#i tried barbecue ....... 😫😫😭#you cant just cook meat and put heinz bbq sauce on it (nasty btw) and call it barbecue !!!!!!!!!! thats not what it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i love barbecue but any bottled or packaged bbq sauce is always gonna be so so gross#i neeeeed to go to a musty buffet with a bunch of 90yo southern ladies PLEASE#bro im closer to italy than ive ever been but i cant even get good italian#I CANT EVEN GET A GOOD PIZZA......#pizza is the one thing im non-foodie about i dont want your wood fired margherita you demon. away from me#nowhere to go to get a regular ol cheesy pizza 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️#this is gona sound so dumb but honestly greggs is the most normal pizza ive had my entire time here#and its like. one step away from school cafeteria pizza#actually theres one good italian place but ive had it twice and its made me completely shit myself both times. so maybe not the best bet
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Got all my furniture and whatever I had boxed/bagged up moved over in the uhaul today
I hadn’t even looked at the kitchen so that’s this weekend/next weeks project
My closet didn’t get packed at all, just the dresser so we could move it, and whatever clothes I washed last night, so I have like shorts and workout clothes and underwear, which is fine for a couple days (and honestly prob all of work next week bc I have all my shorts and work shirts). I have the pair of shoes I wore today.
Got a bunch of books still at the other place bc I only emptied my bookcase, but there’s a built-in bookcase that I didn’t touch (and actually added books to to get them off my shelves)
There’s just random crap in my room and the living room
I don’t have any food. I emptied my standing pantry to move it but totally didn’t grab the box/bags, but it’s fine bc I don’t have dishes or cookware or anything! And haven’t touched the fridge/freezer
And then like holiday stuff and cleaning stuff, but we need to clean there before I bring it over
So a lot moved, A Lot still need to be moved
And then cleaning
Bed and mattress are coming Saturday 🤞 so I’m sleeping on the futon til then :(
and I forgot my bag of bags of tools/screws/etc for all the furniture I moved over so I can’t put anything back together :(
#I’m exhausted#I’m sweaty I’m dirty#I’m so overwhelmed#I just want to cry. I already cried here the other day.#Cassie did finally eat all her (drugged) breakfast#but now that we’re moved over (I moved her last so all the stuff would be here)#she’s all anxious again 😭#I don’t have any more wet food and I don’t want to drug her again anyways#I have Sarah and I’s first night pizza order ready but I’m not hungry. I barely ate today and did so much so I should order it and eat.#but I don’t wanna 😫
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (52)
*Mizzen’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night* Read [this] first.
Mizzen: *is singing to himself* 🎶C’mon, Percy Price, C’mon~. I need my bacon pizzas~. I need them now~. I need my bacon-🎶
Dill: Hey, gremlin, what are you doing? And why are you singing about pizzas in the middle of the night?
Mizzen: WTH, Dill?! Don’t sneak up on me like that! My heart might explode!
Dill: Shouldn’t you be sleeping right now?
Mizzen: Shouldn’t you?!
Dill: Maybe~. But who are you waiting for at this hour?
Mizzen: Nobody.
Dill: I don’t believe you.
Mizzen: Go back to sleep, Dill.
Dill: No.
Mizzen: Then leave me alone-
Dill: I’ll wake up the others if you won’t tell me the truth.
Mizzen: Dill, just go to sleep-
Dill: Reaper! Tanner! Coral-
Mizzen: Shhhhh!!! What are you doing?! Don’t wake them up-
Lucy Gray: Wake who up?😀
Mizzen: Nobody, Baird! Now shoo-
Jessup: Mizzen, stop shouting-
Mizzen: Close your eyes, Jessie!
Jessup: The name’s Jessup!
Mizzen: Tomato, potato!
Coral: Yo, brat, shut your mouth-
Mizzen: Why are you even awake, Coral?! Can’t you leave poor Mizzen alone for the next 3 hours?!
Coral: Why? You gonna cry?
Mizzen: You guys are so mean to poor Mizzen!😫
Tanner: Says the little gremlin who ate Wovey’s last cookie.😒
Mizzen: She gave it to me!
Bobbin: No, she didn’t, you monster!
Wovey: Is it morning already?
Velvereen: No, sweetie. Go back to sleep.
Wovey: Okay~. *goes back to sleep*
Lucy Gray: Hey, guys, look at that!
Velvereen: Look at what?
Lucy Gray: *points at the upcoming pizza truck* It’s a pizza truck! A pizza truck!
Jessup: A pizza truck? At this hour?
Treech: A real phantom pizza truck?! Where?!
Lucy Gray: There! Right there!
Dill: That’s weird. It’s coming right towards us.
Tanner: The pizza guy sucks at driving though.
Lucy Gray: Lol. It’s now swerving in every direction.
Facet: Is drunk driving even legal in Panem?
Velvereen: Maybe it’s just a Capitol thing.
Tanner: That checks out. Capitol people are weird AF.
Treech: Or maybe it must be another one of Reaper’s fever dreams.
Reaper: Why the f*ck would I dream about swerving trucks and pizzas in the middle of the night, lumberjack?!😡
Treech: Why not, farmer~?😏
Reaper: Who you calling farmer?!
Treech: Farmer Reaper busy kissing his hoe-
Reaper: Do you want me to punch you to the moon and back, Tree Boy?!
Lamina: Treech, shut the f*ck up or I’ll cry!😭
Treech: You’re already crying, Lamina.
Lamina: No, I’m not!😭
Persephone: *suddenly jumps out of the pizza truck* Hi, Mizzen!
Mizzen: Oh, thank Panem! Percy, you’re finally here-
Coryo: *is being princess carried out of the pizza truck by Sejanus* Hi, Birdy! How you doing?
Lucy Gray: Oh, Coryo, you look so cute in those matching pajama onesies with your fiancé!🤭
Coryo: Thanks. My soon to be husband bought it for me.
Lucy Gray: Can I have one too?🥺
Coryo: Sure. We’ll buy you a sparkly one.
Lucy Gray: Yey!
Sejanus: *is still carrying Coryo* Hi, Marcus! How are you-
Marcus: Go away, Plinth! Marcus is still asleep!
Sejanus: But-
Vipsania: Yo, bro, you good?
Treech: I’m good, bro.
Vipsania: Bro, I brought you a box of tiramisu flavored energy bars to devour.
Treech: Nice one, bro!
Vipsania: You’re welcome, bro.
Livia: Hi, ✨bestie✨~! How do I look in my pajama onesie?
Facet: Girl, you look ✨fabulous✨ as always!❤️
Livia: Thanks, ✨bestie✨! You’re the best!
Facet: ✨Girlie✨, I know.😌💅
Juno: Hello again, Peasant Bobby Corn Poppy.
Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.
Juno: Corn Poppy.
Hilarius: Where’s Wovey?
Velvereen: She’s asleep.
Hilarius: But I brought her a box of apple berry pie-
Wovey: I’m awake.
Hilarius: That’s great!
Wovey: Now give me my pie, rich clown.
Hilarius: But Wovey-
Wovey: Pie. Now.
Hilarius: Okay.😞
Felix: Hi, Dill!
Dill: Don’t talk to me, you filthy Ravinstill.
Felix: But-
Reaper: F*ck off and die, Ravinstill!
Felix: Andie, hug me! I’m sad again!😭
Androcles: *hugs Felix* Hey, Panlo, where’s Sheaf?
Panlo: She’s busy sleepwalking with the rabid raccoons.
Androcles: Oh, okay. That’s cool.
Panlo: And Gaius?
Androcles: He’s busy fixing the pizza boxes with Clemensia, Dennis, and Palmyra!
Mizzen: WTH, Percy! Why did you bring the other Mentors with you?! I thought this super secret plan was only between you and me?!
Persephone: It was! Well, it was until we had this super secret ✨slumber party✨ at the Presidential Palace!
Mizzen: You had a super secret slumber party without me?!
Persephone: To be fair, it was a last minute thing. But anyway, here we are!
Mizzen: That doesn’t make sense.😑
Festus: *pops out from the back of the truck* You should be grateful, gremlin! We even had to steal the pizza guy’s truck in order to get here.
Lucy Gray: Nice. But what happened to the pizza guy?
Coryo: Gaius and Dennis knocked him out and tied him up in front of the Presidential Palace.
Jessup: But he’ll be fine, right?
Coryo: Maybe.
Mizzen: So where’s my pizzas and my 10 gallons of milk?
Persephone: At the back of the truck. However, Palmyra chugged all the milk down her throat. So-
Mizzen: That walking anomaly drank 10 gallons of milk without me?!
Persephone: Yeah.😑
Velvereen: I’m not even surprised anymore.
Coral: Yo, Percy Price, how many boxes of pizza did our gremlin ordered anyway?
Persephone: 20 boxes.
Coral: 20 boxes?!
Jessup: For all of us?
Mizzen: No! Not for you! They’re only for me, Jessie!
Jessup: This freaking gremlin-
Mizzen: *screeches like a dinosaur* Only for me!!
Coral: Sharing is caring, brat!
Mizzen: Never, you evil sea witch!
Coral: What did you just call me?!
Mizzen: Sh*t! *tries to climb out of the enclosure*
Persephone: Mizzen, what are you doing?! You could get hurt-
Mizzen: The evil sea witch and her evil minions are bullying me!
Coral: Come down and fight me, gremlin!
Treech: Lamina, fetch!
Lamina: Do I look like a freaking dog to you?!😭
Treech: No.
Lamina: Oh, okay.
Treech: Go get him, girl!
Lamina: I’m going back to sleep!😭
Mizzen: Get me out of here, Price! I need to eat those bacon pizzas before they do!
Persephone: Mizzen, get down from there!😫
Coryo: Felix, do something!
Felix: *is still crying* Don’t talk to me. I’m still sad!😭
Coryo: Get it together, Class Pres!
Felix: No-
Coryo: How are we going to tell them about your brilliant plan to stop the Hunger Games if you keep on crying?!
Felix: What brilliant plan?
Coryo: ✨Operation Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!
Festus: No! We are not calling it that!
Coryo: Fine! ✨Operation No More Hunger Games✨ it is!
Festus: Bestie, I’m cringing.
Coryo: Ugh! I give up. Call it what you want. I don’t care.
Felix: Then can we stick with ✨Operation Felix✨?🥺
Everyone: No.
#tbosas#crack#crack post#crackship#coriolanus snow#president snow#sejanus plinth#lucy gray baird#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#hunger games#the hunger games#suzanne collins#mizzen#coral#hilarius heavensbee#persephone price#festus creed#felix ravinstill#reaper ash#Wovey#dill#thg#thg fic#thg incorrect quotes#tbosas incorrect quotes#tbosas fic#snowjanus#snowplinth#coriolanus x sejanus
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So hungyyyyyy
No food at home I can quickly make and the new pizza place down the street I have time to walk to isn’t doing lunch hours yet 😭😭😭
why must I suffer this way 😫
I have one donut I wanted to save for dessert tonight but it’s looking mighty yummy right now 😮💨👀
#I tried to eat a bar my mom bought last week and it’s so fucking chewy I cannot#a lunch break being only 30min should be illegal#I literally have no time to get anywhere and back if I don’t have food at home so I just don’t eat
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start to finish- milo manheim
[milo won the poll so here it is. also, this social media thing is runoff from a fic i was working on back when i had my iphone so the'y/n' in this situation is 'abby'. enjoy! ps; reads better on desktop]
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milomanheim | we like dancing in the rain 🕺🏻
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megdonnelly this > anything 😊
defaultedabby wow the timer finally worked for you? | milomanheim yeah, finally 🤣
jspencermac she’s a keeper 😉 | defaultedabby you’re a keeper ❤️
fanuser1 who is this, milo? We need to know 😫
fanuser2 NEW RELATIONSHIP ALERT?!?!
curlysuede you and who? Who is this? | milomanheim my best friend, of course
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defaultedabby | celebrating a special day today so i thought y’all should get to see the most adorable photo in the world milomanheim happy birthday bubs. i looooove you 🥰
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milomanheim so happy i get to celebrate with you every year. you’re the best 😊
fanuser3 he’s a cutie
milosbiggestfan milo my love. you’re luckyto be his friend. i’d give anything for that
manheimfan wow what a cutie
megdonnelly he used to be cute. What happened? 😂 | defaultedabby he became handsome | milomanheim yeah. and now i’m sexy, right? 😉
jspencermac that’s the face of someone who certainly knows how to get what he wants 😂 | milomanheim well who could say no 😂😂 | defaultedabby ^ 👍🏻
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defaultedabby | 🍕🥰 milomanheim
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milomanheim rather have pizza with my squid than with anyone else 🥰
megdonnelly the greatest duo there ever was 😂 | defaultedabby i disagree. i believe you and i are superior 😉 | milomanheim rude ^ | megdonnelly awe i think you hurt his feelings
fanuser4 how is he so cute??? | defaultedabby 🤷🏻♀️
jspencermac this trip was fun | defaultedabby still got lots of pizzerias to try 😊
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defaultedabby | quite literally the most perfect person in the world & an even more perfect prom date 🥰 milomanheim
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fanuser5 are you guys dating or something? it really seems like it 🤔 | milomanheim no we are not. i can assure you | defaultedabby no we are not. i can guarantee you
megdonnelly perfect prom AND prawn date 😂😉
milomanheim why did you crop yourself out of the pic? | defaultedabby needed to focus on the perfection here and i looked weird in the pic | milomanheim false. you never look weird | jspencermac i agree with milo | defaultedabby ❤❤
fanuser6 well hello there 😉
zaddisonforlife damn
fanuser7 hottie alert!
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milomanheim | christmas with squid ���🥰 defaultedabby
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jspencermac she’s a beaut, my friend 😉 | defaultedabby ❤🥰
defaultedabby love you, puff 😉
megdonnelly the cutest :D | defaultedabby love you ❤
peytonelizabethlee you guys went for coffee without me?!?!? I am offended 🥺 | defaultedabby tomorrow? | peytonelizabethlee yes!
fanuser8 so this is your girlfriend? wow. way to go, milo. she’s so pretty | milomanheim i know right? but she’s not my girlfriend 😊 | defaultedabby not his girlfriend but thank you 🥰
fanuser9 you guys have gotta be dating 🙃
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defaultedabby | christmas with puff 🐡🥰 milomanheim
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milomanheim the best present 😉
camrynmanheim puff and squid, together again. makes my heart happy 😊 | defaultedabby i love you ❤ | milomanheim ❤
fanuser10 hes cute | defaultedabby the cutest 😉
defaultedabby before anyone asks, we are NOT dating
jspencermac you’re welcome for getting him home 😊 | defaultedabby forever grateful for you 🥰😊
fanuser11 as much as i want you two to be dating, i’m actually convinced the actual couple is you and jspencermac | jspencermac nope | defaultedabby deffs not 😂 | jspencermac ^ ouch 😢
fanuser12 are you sure you guys aren’t dating?
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defaultedabby | so proud of Puff 🐡🥰 wally couldn’t have been more perfect & that jacket? wow 🔥😉🤤 milomanheim paramountplus
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peytonlist best scene partner, obvi 😊
milomanheim the jacket is coming home 😉 | defaultedabby good 😉 | fanuser13 mhm definitely not dating 😂
addisonraee 🔥🔥 | defaultedabby ^👍🏻
megdonnelly oh milo i miss you ☹ | milomanheim miss you too meg ☹ | defaultedabby you don’t miss me? man i sure feel offended 😭 | megdonnelly of course i miss you. i miss you the absolute most 😯❤ | defaultedabby we come back home soon. can’t wait to see you 😊
fanuser14 did you go with him to film? that’s some couple behavior right there | milomanheim no it’s best friend behavior. plus it was a surprise | defaultedabby his mom couldn’t be there so she sent me to support him, just like i always do 😊
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defaultedabby | who knew that a slytherin & a hufflepuff would have such a great friendship? Ps; the only slytherin i like 🤗
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fanuser15 ‘friendship’ my ass. you guys are totally dating 😂
milomanheim you are the only hufflepuff i like 😊 | defaultedabby ❤❤
fanuser16 he looks good in glasses
jspencermac never seen a better friendship | defaultedabby so what do you call ours? 😂 | fanuser11 i believe it would be called a relationship | defaultedabby you again? 🙄
wizardingworld he could be harry potter if he wanted to 😊 | milomanheim if he was a slytherin 😂
megdonelly slytherins suck. ravenclaws are the best | milomanheim you take that back. we do NOT suck | defaultedabby slytherins do suck but milo is the ONLY exception ❤ | milomanheim i’ll take it 😊
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milomanheim | surprise 😯 ive learned a lot in my teenage years but the main thing is to never let anyone you truly love get away defaultedabby is not only my best friend but she is also the squid to my puff and i honestly could not love her more ❤
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defaultedabby i love you way more than i could ever EVER express milo ❤♾
fanuser 3 I FREAKING KNEW IT!!!
fanuser12 I knew this the entire time 😂 but congratulations
jspencermac my favorite couple | megdonnelly x2 | peytonlist x3 | peytonelizabethlee x4 | defaultedabby I love you all tremendously | jspencermac but obviously not as much as milo 😉
fanuser14 anyone want to talk about that ring she’s wearing? 🤔 | camrynmanheim it means nothing…yet 😉 maybe in the future though
camrynmanheim 21 years in the making 😉❤
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defaultedabby | love of my life, platonically 😊 just kidding. milomanheim ;the love of my life, literally. ever since we were in diapers, i had a feeling this loser would hold the biggest piece of my heart forever. Not only my best friend, but my person entirely and the puff to my squid. milo has taught me so much and i could not love him more ❤
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milomanheim we said puff and squid forever when we were 6 and we truly meant it, huh? ❤
peytonlist omg you two are seriously too cute 😊 can’t wait for the wedding 😉 | milomanheim relax, dude. we are just dating rn | peytonlist for now 😉
megdonnelly never saw anybody cuter than you two 😊 | defaultedabby we love you ❤ | milomanheim 😊
camrynmanheim i am so thankful for you 😊 | defaultedabby i am so thankful for you too & thank you for giving me the opportunity to love your son ❤ | camrynmanheim thank you for making him so happy ❤
fanuser11 my favorite couple 😊
fanuser9 i really knew about this the whole time & nobody believed me 😂
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*En la habitación*
Stefany :*se piena la peluca* date prisa Anastasia, Leo y Mikey vendrán en cualquier momento😃😁
Anastasia : ya voy amiga casi termino de plancharme mi peluca😀😅👩🦰*se plancha la peluca* es increíble el día de los inocentes que haremos una broma a los chicos 😈🤭💕💞💗
Stefany : Por supuesto te lo conté Hace unos días para la broma perfecta 😁😉✨*se acomoda la peluca* ya tenemos bien colocado las pelucas de colores 😃🙂👩🦰cuando salgamos y diremos que nos pintamos el cabello de nuestros colores favoritos y se van a volver locos😈😆
Anastasia :*deja la plancha en la mesa*jajaja si, Supongo que te cantas las brujas 😏😃(pensamientos💭) será igual que colocamos un balde con brillantina arriba de la puerta en la habitación de Raph 😁😆🚪🪣✨*escucha un ruido* Oh escucho que alguien viene? 😲😀🔊
Stefany : debe ser los chicos bien hay Qué actuar como platicamos😄😉✨
Leonardo and Miguel Angel :*camina por el pasillo*
Leonardo :* frunce el ceño*Mikey sé que hoy es el día de docentes😒🤔 Pero no quiero que te ocurras hacer una broma conmigo mientras estaré en mi habitación con Stefany viendo la película 😡😤🚪🖥️💖💓💕
Miguel Angel :*pone sus brazos atrás de su cabeza* relájate Leo no te haré bromas para que no arruinar su privacidad de romance con tu gatita 😏😁❣️💕💖 Yo solo quiero estar con mi princesita y haremos bromas juntos🥰😄💘💝💞 pintaremos el caparazón de Donnie con pintura que brilla en la oscuridad mientras duerme 😈🤫🖌️
Leonardo : está bien espero que te diviertas haciendo bromas juntos ☺️🙂💖💕❣️*toca la puerta* Chicas, sabemos que están aquí pueden salir? 😀😊
Stefany and Anastasia :*sale de la habitación* hola chicos🥰😘����💕💖❣️¿les fascina nuestro nuevo look nos pintamos el cabello de nuestros colores favoritos? 😏😁👩🦰🩷🧡💞💝❣️💕
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Leonardo and Michelangelo: Eeeh, cool idea, girls...😅😁
Leonardo: Wow, Stefany, I always knew how much you loved the color pink, but I couldn't imagine that enough to dye your hair...😀😅💘💕 (Thoughts💭) God, how could Stefany even come up with such an idea?!😧😱 Probably, when she was talking with friends, Candy suggested that she do this🤔 But I liked my kitty's natural hair color better...😥
Michelangelo: Haha, you look great, my princess...😅😁✨💖💞 (Thoughts💭) Why?!!😭 I liked it better when my lovely Anastasia's hair was golden and fluffy, but now it's red and limp!!😫😩👩🦰 Come on, Mikey, control yourself, you should not upset Anastasia, you should love her in any way😠😤💓💞
Stefany and Anastasia: Hihihi, boys, you are so funny🤭😄💗💘💞 *Take off their wigs* Ta-da!😄😆 It was april prank!!😃😘🎉💝❣️💓💕
Leonardo: *Hugs Stefany's waist* Ooh, Stefany, you managed to fool me, I'm so proud of you because ninjas are very inventive😯😏💗🩷💓💞
Michelangelo: *Grabs Anastasia in his arms and kisses her on the cheek* Mua~😚💖💘💕 mmua~💓❣️💞 Haha, that was really funny and unexpected, girls😃😉✨ *Kisses Anastasia on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💗💖❣️💕 *Sniffs Anastasia's yarn of hair* Mmm, aah~🥰😍💘💗💓💕 (Thoughts💭) Glory to heavenly pizza that the hair of my adorable little flower was not damaged!!😆😌💨💓💖💝💕
Stefany: *Hugs Leo's waist* But we are very pleased, boys, that you didn't turn away and still continued to love us even when we changed our hair color🤗🥰🩷🧡👩🦰💘💝💞 *Whispers to Leo in his ear* Perhaps I will reward you for your kindness heart while watching the movie , my sweetie turtle~🤫😈🖥💖💘❣️💕
Michelangelo: Haha, my hunny cake, do you want to make prank of Donnie while he's sleeping in his room?😄🤫💤🩷💗💕 *Caresses Anastasia's booty and whispers in her ear* And then we'll have a little fun in my room~😏😈❣️💓💝💞
Anastasia: *Blushes* Haha, with pleasure, my orange cheeks😳😍💖💘💗💕 *Caresses Mikey's cheeks* Huh, Mikey, it seems to me that something is showing on your face...😧🤨 Oh, my love, as I understand it, someone before painted a mustache on your face with invisible paint, but now it has appeared🤔🥸🖌
Michelangelo: Really?🤨 Anastasia, are you talking serious?..😧😲
Stefany: *Takes out a pocket mirror and hands it to Mikey* She's telling the truth, Mikey, just look at your reflection😧😕
Michelangelo: Hmm?🤨😟 *Covers his face with hand* Ooow, I look stupid!😖😩
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8 anon here! My fixing their clothes a little for them when noticing something is off" from quiet acts of love for poly Wade and Logan request is so good! I love it especially both how stressed you sounded 😫, Wade & Logan immediately stopped when you told them to 👍, both of them shared a look of confusion 👀🤨, he asked if you're okay 👍, he also asked if you need kisses 😘 to have the strength to carry the groceries 🤣, Logan ignored Wade 😂, he asked as well what is it ❓, you're looking through stuff like a rolling pin & an old pizza menu 🍕, Wade giggled bashfully at the sp*nk*ng p*ddl* 🤭, you held the lint roller in triumph 😤, Logan doesn't want to XD, you mentioned they're covered in dog fur 🐶, Wade mentioned how Mary doesn't have much fur...while looking at Logan 👀, Logan growled 😠, Wade called him an angry puppy 🤣, your response 😂, Wade said it's a good time (Of course he does XD), Wade really wanted the p*ddl* 😳, both of them did listened though 👍, you removed the fur from yourself too 👍, you admired how clean they are now (☆▽☆), you mentioned they're okay now 👍, and both of them are secretly thrilled because they like it when you care for them 🤭 Thank you so much for doing my request because I love it so much :) Can I send in another quiet acts of love prompt now? Only if you don't mind of course!
hello my love! of course you can, I'm trying to do one a day while I write longer fics so I have a few lined up right now! 💕
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Ah, yay. Gastroparesis flair because of Pizza, my beloved! (Sarcasm)
ETA4, because apparently it needs to be said for some fucked up reason: Eating Disorder blogs don't fucking interact with my Gastritis posts ???
I had way too much pizza for dinner tonight, and now I'm back up at 12:30 am (now 1, at the time I'm making this post) because my stomach's incredibly inflamed; more so than it's been in a long time, to the point where I have a knot under my sternum again, and I'm not entirely sure if I'm going to have to vomit or not in order to feel better (which I haven't had to do since shortly before I finally stabilized on the Metoclopramide).
I've taken another round of Meto. Now I'm going to drink some Black Tea and see if that helps calm my stomach down like it usually does. If not, it's going to have to come out, and I'm going to have to take a sucralfate. Fingers crossed I don't have to do that, though. I'd love to avoid it if I can.
God, Gastroparesis is the devil.
ETA: The Tea isn't helping. I need to get the food out. My stomach's too irritated at this point, and it's not digesting it anymore.
Unfortunately I just realized I'm not even going to be able to throw up, because I threw away the toothbrush I use to help, finally. Because after 2 years of finally being safe and no longer having any flairs, I thought I finally wouldn't need it anymore. The electronic toothbrush I use now won't work, but I also can't force it with my fingers either; hell, I had a hard enough time with the original toothbrush as it was 😫
So now I get to just ... Sit here and be in severe pain because my food has irritated my stomach to the point it's stopped digesting entirely, again, and it's just ... Rotting in there. And I can't do anything about it this time; shouldn't've thrown it away, apparently.
Probably for the better, though, considering towards the end, when we were finally figuring out it was Gastroparesis, vomiting it out was starting to give me severe chest pain that'd last for hours. that's kind of the last thing I need with a potential heart condition being investigated at the moment. But God do I hurt so freaking bad right now. I hate this stupid condition so much.
ETA2: It's been nearly 3 hours and I'm still in so much pain. Not only in regards to still having the knot in my chest, but now having continuous chest pain, too. And none of the Tea in the world is helping me. If anything, it just keeps getting even worse ... It hasn't been this bad in a long time, and dislike this so much; it'd be so much easier if I could just get it all out, take a sucralfate, and go back to sleep.
ETA3: Hours later, at nearly 4:30, I finally gave up and went ahead and used the electric toothbrush to just get it out- and as expected, it was way too big. But I had no other choice. I couldn't handle it anymore. My throat is bleeding now, and I haven't been in this much pain in ages.
What was the problem? A giant chunk of Peperoni just stuck to the bottom of my stomach ... I never want to do that again. And now I'm going to take a Sucralfate, finally, and finish crying, eat a Ginger Chew, and drink a cup of Cardamom Green Tea.
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tonight’s episode
HOPE in season 7
I love this one it’s so so good i can’t wait to see it again
spoilers for ep obv
i love that penelope does this support group
penelope is so nice and understanding
omg no go with penelope girl!
uh oh
the one thing i remember about this unsub is that he’s a fucking creep. disgusting.
nah if my kids kidnapper revealed themself to me like that i would have went batshit
morgan is so comforting
nah i’m analyzing the language. this guy said “haven’t u always wanted to know what happened to her”
“happened” i would have flipped my shit
this one’s gonna tear my heart out every time
reid looks beautiful
i love linguistics i learned a lot about it when i took forensics in high school.
well at least that guy stopped them to talk to her so he def saw the guy
oh my god the guy had that poor girl so long :/
reid i love you
reid’s fingers 😫
i can’t even imagine how the mom feels knowing now that she was so close by the whole time holy shit
nah when they catch this guy they need to lock him up in a small tiny room in solitary confinement for the rest of time. i don’t remember what happens at the end
in fact don’t even feed him let him perish!!
spencer reid impregnate me challenge!!
this pizza is delicious
this guys a weirdo fym hide n seek. how about i hide n seek a frying pan and smack you with it
i feel bad for the girls friend :(
can u imagine knowing that a weirdo like that approached you.
we’re ready to deliver the profile ‼️‼️
get a damn frying pan and hide with it girl
love reid’s posture
oh my god this is horrible
no what the fuck. this guy deserves so much suffering. break out the medieval torture methods for this unsub.
poor monica :( omg
can u believe this guy was in the support group. like what.
wasn’t the daughter… oh my god he didn’t.
this is disgusting. he deserves to go through all the medieval torture methods.
lol garcia “forcibly remove me from the suv”
my man reid in the fbi vest‼️‼️
garcia !!
get him boys
my mom: doesn’t he kill himself
me: hopefully
isn’t this like the first time garcia wore an fbi vest
i feel like she hasn’t worn one before this one. she never rlly goes into the field
she does rlly good at talking in this one though
NO
WOAH WOAH REID DID NOT JUST SAY “NICE AND EASY” HOLY SHIT
lol the guy died
THE BUTTERFLY AWWW THATS A MESSAGE FROM BEYOND!!!!
the end omg
gets me every time
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relationship status: married to my laptop and all the pals within
favorite color: never met a shade of green i didn't go 😯 over.
three favorite foods: pizza, sandwiches, lasagne. i...am joey tribbiani??
top 3 tv shows: ever???! bitch i know you don't believe I can make that kind of choice. West Wing 5eva, murder she wrote, taskmaster?
top 3 characters: toby ziegler, mickey milkovich, kara thrace
what i’m currently reading: academic papers about translation vs adaptation 😫
song stuck in my head: Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter
last movie watched: Corsage at the movie theatre!
last thing i googled: opening hours of a pizza place near me.
last song i listened to: rips in jeans by niko b
dream trip: the maldives
time: 3:53pm
anything i really want right now: a pizza
thank you to all the pals who tagged me @celestialmickey @whatwouldmickeydo @7x10mickey @sleepyfacetoughguy @thisdivorce. I'm a little late but I'm gonna switch it up a little and tag the last five people I followed so... @jewtism @twobabkas @tanktopgallavich @gillyp @divine-gallavich uhhh hi 👋...get to know you meme? yeah?
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (68)
*We need tents, bro* Read [this] first.
Mizzen: Yo, Blondie, when will the food man arrive with my salmon? I’m
Starving.
Coryo: For the last time, Mizzen, we just have to wait-
Mizzen: I’m done waiting! Where is my salmon and lemon sauce?!
Coral: Gremlin, shut up-
Mizzen: Where is Mr. Salmon and Mrs. Lemon sauce?!
Coral: Mizzen, stop-
Mizzen: Where are they, Sea Witch?!
Coral: Ugh. I’m not dealing with you today.
Mizzen: *is now shouting at the sky* Mr. Food Man, where art thou?!
Coryo: It’s been 5 f*ckin’ minutes since we called the Pizza Palace! Your stupid salmon can wait!
Mizzen: But-
Coryo: We haven’t even ordered Dill’s Green Bean Casserole and Wovey’s pie from the other store!
Mizzen: Mr. Salmon-
Coryo: My sweet boyfriend is still on the phone negotiating with some bastard wearing an ugly pizza clown suit for Panem’s sake!
Mizzen: Mrs. Lemon Sauce-
Coryo: *turns to Sejanus* My love, the little gremlin is bullying me!
Sejanus: *is still on the phone* Mr. Cheesy Clown, could you please wait- No? What do you mean no?! My gorgeous fiancé is getting bullied by a kid right now- What do you mean by difficult?! I’m not being difficult! You’re the one who won’t sell me a f*ckin’ salad for 10 bucks- Hello? Hello?!
Coryo: Babe, what’s wrong?
Sejanus: My Coryo, my love, the ugly clown from the Pizza Palace just hung up on me!😭
Coryo: The audacity! Should we sue?
Sejanus: Hug me! I’m sad!
Coryo: Come here, Seji Pie.
Sejanus: Yey! *hugs Coryo*
Coryo: *comforts a “sad” Sejanus* There, there. We can just order again from the other Pizza Palace across the street.
Sejanus: Can we order some bread?🥺
Coryo: Are you going to throw it?
Sejanus: Yes. I want to throw bread at that mean pizza clown, my love.
Coryo: Sure. Whatever you want, Babe. We could even do it tomorrow after class.
Sejanus: We should throw 2 breads-
Lucy Gray: Why do you want to throw freshly baked bread at a clown?
Sejanus: Because it’s the right thing to do.
Lucy Gray: I don’t get it.
Sejanus: Because that f*ckin’ clown is dead to me!
Lucy Gray: What?
Sejanus: He’s dead to me!
Lucy Gray:. . .☹️
Sejanus: Isn’t that right, my love, my Snow Angel!😍
Lucy Gray: Coryo-
Coryo: It’s a District 2 thing.
Tanner: Really? Throwing bread to the “dead” is a District 2 custom?
Coryo: Yes. Yes, it is.
Tanner: That’s bullshi-
Marcus: Blondie isn’t lying. I even threw bread at Sejanus before he left D2 for good-
Sejanus: That was a gift!😭
Marcus: No, it wasn’t! You and your evil scheming old man are dead to me now and forever!
Sejanus: Marcus, you meanie!
Marcus: I’m not Marcus!
Sejanus: Sabyn, help me!😫
Sabyn: Sorry. I can’t and won’t. You and Mr. Plinth are technically dead to me as well.
Sejanus: Coryo, hug me again!😭
Coryo: My love, calm down. I have to call the other store and order Dill’s casserole-
Mizzen: Can we order bacon pizza? I never had bacon pizza before.🥺
Coryo: No.
Mizzen: Bacon pizza-
Coryo: Ask your Mentor.
Mizzen: *evil smiles* Ok.😈
Dill: *coughs* By the way, are you guys only here to provide us food?
Coryo: And water.
Dill: That’s not the point.
Coryo: If you want beer or posca, just ask Anderson or Dennis. Those two will give you a crate for free.
Dill: What about our other essential supplies?
Coryo: Other essential supplies?
Dill: You can’t expect me and Wovey to just sleep on the ground without pillows. We want pillows.
Lucy Gray: And I want love-
Sejanus: We can’t provide you love.
Treech: We don’t want your stupid love! We want gear!
Otto: Outdoor equipment!
Coryo: Like what?
Dill: Beds, blankets, pillows-
Circ: Television!
Teslee: A clock!
Lamina: Firewood?🥺
Panlo: Portable toilets!
Ginnee: Torches and marshmallows!
Hy: *coughs* A doctor.
Lucy Gray: Hair curlers! I want hair curlers and makeup!
Coral: Duct tape. The largest and strongest one that you can find.
Coryo: Why would you want me and Sejanus to buy you duct tape?
Coral: So that I could shut Mizzen’s mouth at night.
Mizzen: I heard that!
Coral: *turns to Mizzen* Go to your corner and stay there until the sun sets!
Mizzen: No!
Coral: Then shut up and cry!
Mizzen: No bacon pizza for you!
Coryo: One extra large duct tape it is. Anything else?
Coral: An ice box for my beer and some good quality rope.
Coryo: Sure. We’ll give you 2.
Coral: Thanks.
Treech: How about a birdcage?
Coryo: Why do you want a birdcage?
Treech: I’m allergic to rainbow colored birds.
Lucy Gray: Hi.
Treech: Shoo! I’m allergic!
Lucy Gray: Let me sing you a free song about the birds and the bees instead!😀
Treech: Leave me alone, you weirdo!
Lucy Gray: You can’t ignore me and my songs forever, Treechy!
Lamina: Can I have a box of tissue?
Coryo: We’ll order a truckload just for you.
Lamina: But-
Coryo: Do you want 2 truckloads?
Lamina: Make it 4.😭
Coryo: No problem.
Brandy: I want a knife.
Coryo: No weapons allowed.
Brandy: A sandwich maker.
Coryo: Too expensive.
Brandy: A talking bird.
Coryo: Lucy Gray is enough.
Brandy: A spoon?
Coryo: Ask your Mentor.
Sheaf: Can we just order some high quality camping gear instead?
Coryo: You guys want a tent?
Dill: A big tent would be nice-
Jessup: A neon green inflatable tent that glows in the dark!
Lucy Gray: A dome tent with a recording studio inside!
Treech: A tunnel tent that can fit in my pocket!
Sheaf: A yurt that can accommodate 40 raccoons and a bear!
Panlo: Ew. No. I don’t want to share a yurt with a bunch of rabid rat-dog creatures every night!
Sheaf: Panini-
Panlo: They might have rabies!
Sheaf: It’s gonna be fun!
Panlo: For you! Not for me!
Sheaf: Don’t be a coward!
Panlo: *turns to Coryo* Blondie, do me a favor and ask your sugar daddy-
Coryo: Boyfriend.
Panlo: Ask your clingy sugar daddy to buy us 24 cabin tents and some comfortable sleeping bags before the day ends.
Coryo: I have to ask the Class President first-
Panlo: Please! I beg you! I can’t deal with these people anymore!
Marcus: And I can’t deal with that “thing” hugging you all day.
Coryo: What thing?
Marcus: *points at Sejanus* That thing.
Sejanus: Marcus is so kind and so shy around me. It’s so cute.☺️
Marcus: Ew.
Coryo: But it’s just the first day-
Panlo: I was stuck with them on that ugly ass train for 3 straight days, sweetheart!
Sejanus: Coryo’s my sweetheart!😠
Panlo: Go back to crying!
Sejanus: Babe, Bread Boy Pablo is hurting my feelings again!😭
Panlo: Blondie, please!
Coryo: Fine! We will go to the Capitol Home Depot later and buy you your tents!
Hy: *coughs* And sleeping bags.
Coryo: Cute or simple?
Hy: Simple-
Sol: Cute! We want cute!
Hy: No. Listen to me-
Sol: Blondie, my partner is sick. He’s asthmatics. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.☺️
Hy: *coughs* That argument doesn’t make sense!
Coryo: Cute it is.
Otto: And don’t forget 5 pillows each.
Coryo: That’s too many-
Otto: 5 flower pillows. Don’t argue with me. I’m right.
Coryo: Fine.😑
Sol: Coloring books.
Coryo: That- *whispers to Sejanus* Babe, are coloring books allowed?
Sejanus: As long as they’re pro Capitol or pro Ravinstill.
Coryo: *turns to Sol* We’ll buy you a box of cheap crayons and a Bichon Frisé puppy coloring book.
Sol: Ok.😢
Ginnee: How about romance novels and banned books? Are they allowed?
Coryo: Odyssey or Iliad?
Ginnee: Twilight.
Coryo: No.
Circ: Television.
Coryo: No.
Circ: Television. 32 inches. Flat.
Coryo: Can’t.
Circ: I won’t bother you again.
Coryo: It’s still a no-
Circ: I will cry.
Coryo: Fine! We will buy you your f*ckin’ flat screen TV! Happy?!
Circ: Very.
Teslee: Yey! Best escort ever!
Coryo: I’m not an escort.
Tanner: Whatever you say, escort.
Coryo: I’m Birdy’s Mentor!
Lucy Gray: And escort!
Sejanus: My escort!😍
Facet: Can you buy me a hot pink tent? I want to sleep fabulously.
Coryo: Sure. Sparkly or shiny?
Facet: ✨Sparkly✨.
Velvereen: Can mine be a huge white PVC wedding tent?🥺
Coryo: No. That can’t fit inside the tribute’s enclosure.
Velvereen: How about a medieval cube tent with an electric fan?
Coryo: Do you want to add some weird raccoon tapestries to make your little royal abode more cozy?
Velvereen: Please.
Coryo: Anything else?
Wovey: Monopoly.
Coryo: Which version, sweetie?
Wovey: Cheaters Edition.
Coryo: Ok.
Bobbin: Posca.
Coryo: A bottle or-
Bobbin: A crate.
Ginnee: Make that 3.
Dill: *turns to Reaper* Hey, Reaper, do you want anything?
Reaper: *is still busy praying* Panem, give me the normal one. The normal one who’s rich like a Ravinstill but not a Ravinstill.
Dill: Reaper-
Reaper: Give the f*ckin’ Ravinstill to Dill instead! Give it to her!
Dill: Not again.😑
Coral: Watch and learn, Shorty.
Dill: I’m not short-
Coral: Yo, Ash from the trash!
Reaper: Are you talking to me?!
Coral: Yes, you!
Reaper: Say that again! I dare you!
Coral: Ash no cash, what do you want from Blondie?!
Reaper: A one way ticket home!
Coryo: Not available.
Reaper: Normalcy!
Coryo: Sorry. That’s impossible.
Reaper: Sleeping pills!
Coryo: Ask your Mentor.
Reaper: Your pretty ✨feet pics✨!
Coryo: Heck, no!
Sejanus: You better watch out, Reaper. You better watch out!
#tbosas#crack post#crack ship#snowjanus#snowplinth#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#lucy gray baird#mizzen#coral#reaper ash#dill#wovey#lamina#treech#marcus#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#hunger games#the hunger games#thg#president snow#suzanne collins#alternative universe#thg fic#thg incorrect quotes#tbosas fic#tbosas incorrect quotes#crack treated seriously#thg fanfiction
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DrugFriend: I hope you haven't stirred up any noise while we were both upstairs, Baxter -
Baxter: Hello, Uncle DrugFriend! I got company! 😁
Dave Sides: 'Sup?
DrugFriend and Boyfriend: Oh, crap!
Baxter: I invited Dave over here to party! Let's all celebrate! If this doesn't get Uncle Sick Boyfriend to wake up, then I don't know what will! 😁
DrugFriend: Baxter, please don't do this to me! I dot wanna be held responsible for this! 😟
Baxter: Well, Uncle Sick Boyfriend didn't go fishing with me. So, this is my revenge.
DrugFriend: Dave, can you please promise me that you won't invite a ton of people over here? Sick Boyfriend really needs his beauty sleep, he's overworked! 😟
Dave: DrugFriendo, you have my word. I will not make any sounds whatsoever.
DrugFriend: Thank God.
Five minutes later
Steven Granite: WHOO! PARTY TIME, BOYS! LET'S WAKE ALL THE LADIES UP! WHOO HOO! 😆
Soda: Heh. This place seems cool. Do you know where the bathroom is? My pants are looking pretty damp right now. You know, sometimes the denim fabric gets stuck to my inner thighs, near where my pee pee is, so I have to ask my girlfriend to cut my pants off.
DrugFriend: Listen here, Soda. I know we only just met, but can you stop talking about your toilet issues? It's grossing me out.
Soda: I'm only making a statement, Little Drug Boy. You may also know that I have a tendency to belch after five seconds, since consuming soft drinks gives me bubbles in my guts. It may also result in gastrointestinal issues, since I learned that the hard way a decade ago.
(Soda drinks a can of Pepsi to demonstrate. DrugFriend then smells something suspicious)
DrugFriend: Oh, dear God! What in the world is that repulsive odour?! 😫
Soda: Oh, right. I forgot to tell you that I had a Taco Bell for supper last night and for breakfast this morning. So, my farts are very toxic. You may wish to leave the room before it becomes Area 51 in here. LOL.
Sick Patrick: I want a Krabby Patty!
Boyfriend: *sobbing* Please. Just leave me alone.
Sick Patrick: I'm hungry.
Boyfriend: I said leave me alone! 😫
Nathan: Yo, DrugFriend! When's the fucking pizza arriving?! I'm getting very impatient! I'm so impatient that my armpits have grown forests.
Naughty PonyCentral: Nathan, be patient.
Nathan: Babe, you KNOW that I have zero patience!
Sick Patrick: I'm not hungry anymore.
Boyfriend: Then WHY. DID. YOU. WANT. A. FUCKING. BURGER?!
Sick Patrick: Calm down, mate.
DrugFriend: Oh, Jeez. I really hope that Sick Boyfriend doesn't wake up.
(Sick Boyfriend rushes downstairs. He looks pissed off)
Sick BF: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO NOISY?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!! 😡
Rufus: Is he OK?
Gerald H. Backington: I'm not sure.
DrugFriend: Now, Sick Boyfriend... If you can just calm down for a bit...
Sick BF: Everyone who isn't DrugFriend Baxter, or Boyfriend, I have one thing to say.
Naughty PonyCentral: What is it?
Sick BF: You can stay, too. As for everyone else...
(suspense)
Sick BF: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! YOU ALL INTERRUPTED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!! YOU SICK FUCKS!!! 😡
China SpongeBob: Just so you know, you're not coming to CHINA anytime soon! 😑
Sick BF: I'm not done yet. DrugFriend... I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!! 😡
Boyfriend: Oh, crap. 😟
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Hiya! Sharky here! okay, so, many things have happened in my week - first than anything, I realised my lack of social abilities is not as bad when I am chatting with someone through social media (clearly), and luckily, that also includes gym girl! but enough of calling her gym girl. Her name is Charlie! well, it's actually Charlotte, but that's her nickname!! I could tell you my name but I actually like the nickname sharky because I love sharks, besides I need to keep the mystery!
I took Charlie to an aquarium! We got food first (never have I felt so guilty for eating sushi lol) and then we had lunch there! Then I took her to get icecreams at a reaaallyy good place that my grandma used to take me to! she got chocolate with cookie dough and I chose mint with vanilla! It was already afternoon and of course we went to the beach since it was near to see the sunset! I walked her home and then went to my place JAKWEK now, I tried to reduce all what happened as much as possible bUT ADJAJDAW LETS DELVE INTO DETAIL
First, I adored it. Every second of it. I don't remember having such a good time in a long, long time. You were so, so right about going out and talking and getting to know eachother. Honestly, it made my day, my week, possibly my month and semester. I still struggle to talk a bit sometimes cause I get nervous but it's a good nervous! She said that it doesn't bother her though. We talked tons too. I mean, she did most of the talking, but not because I didn't talk. I simply loved to listen, you know? She's completely american, has a mom and two dads (they're gay and super close with the mom apparently so I'm so genuinely happy that they all get along. She said really good things about them too and honestly, it made me just.. I don't know. Kind of at peace to know that she has a good family?), she doesn't have a favorite food but she said her comfort food is pizza and pho and I was so happy because FINALLY someone who appreciates soup and broths. She loves horror movies and SHE ALSO LIKES SCREAM. I can proudly claim that I have discovered she is a Jenna Ortega fan. She has a dog nAMED COCO. I am completely bewildered by the fact that it made me fall even MORE. AJKOAEH COCOCOCOOCOCO IT'S SO CUTE. And she's 24! Also, she wants to be a lawyer? I don't know why but that's kinda... I'm so gay-
And when she asked things about me, I actually wanted to share! which wth because I don't usually open up to talk much about me, you know? And in the aquarium I RAMBLED. Rambled about sharks and fish and their freaking REPRODUcTIVE SYSTEMS AND THEN DINOSAURS AND WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING PELASEQJWIEJQWE god let the ground swallow me I beg you. I never felt so embarrassed but at the same time so damn happy because I said "sorry" and she just looked at me with that damn beautiful smile and said "don't. I like it" and if I had a stroke right there please forgive me because I'm just a human and how am I supposed to survive that 😫
Man. She liked listening to me talking about shark stuff. Van. VAN IS THIS MY BELOVED.
She was literally SO SO SWEET. AND PATIENT. AND FUNNY. AND VAN. VAN SHE HAS. ADJJQWEJ her laugh is so fucking weird yet so tremendously beautiful I cAN'T because she sounds like she's getting strangled and it's so funny but at the same time such a pretty sound anD I CAN'T AJDWKE. Hello. I'm down bad and so quickly. SHE OFFERED ME A SPOON OF HER ICECREAM. I casually said that it was cool and weird too how americans have SO many icecream flavors refering to the cookie dough icecream and I almost had ANOTHER STROKE because sHE JUST. SHE JSUT FED ME SO I COULD TRY IT AIWJEKIJM QWE. I almost choke please what am I going to do with myself. She was also so.. Smooth? Van she's got so much game and I'm.. The kind of person who says a pick up line even if it's jokingly and ends up cringing and wanting to bury herself alive.
We agreed that we were looking forward to have another date and we agreed that one of these days we could have a marathon of scary movies! she just so happens to watch harley quinn and said we sHOULD ALSO WATCH THE SHOW TOGETHER HELLO. We're going to have another date next week, but this time she's going to plan it!! Van, I don't know if I can ever thank you enough for encouraging me to talk to her. Full honesty? I don't think I would have talked to her on my own
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omg HIIIIIIIII SHARKYYY. I was thinking about you and whether things were going well and it sounds like it did 😭💘 Charlie is such a cute nickame. Everything about her sounds cute omg
aquarium is such a good idea! Did you take lots of pics. I loveeee seeing jellyfish. Like i'm literally obsessed. I also love sushi, this sounds like such a great date so far LOL Man you also took her to ice cream and walking too, how long was this date?! LOL
I'm glad my date advice worked out bc I think it's always so awesome to get to know the person you're seeing and talking. I also just feel like it's helps you get over the jitters so you have to talk more and get used to it. She seems so sweet that she knew you were nervous and did a lot of the talking and didn't mind that you listened. Maybe she needs a listener in her life!! (literally also why is my comfort food pizza and pho...also instant noodles LOL) (not to be weird but i'm wondering if she's asian bc as an asian myself, I swear every asian girl I know that owns a dog named them coco LOL)
I bet she found the things you rambled on so interesting tho. Literally they're so niche and she for sure learned new things LOL
omg y'all shared ice cream??????? that's so gay i love it. That's basically indirect kissing LSKJFDLSDLSLKDJF damn she forreal is a smooth operator, you better watch out before you have a heart attack😂
But this is so cute and i'm so happy there's a good update! Exciting there's another date and she'll plan it. I am totally curious what she's planning to do 👀
I genuinely don't feel like I did much for you as it was really all you!!! You really just set out to do what you wanted deep down and it makes me so happy it worked out <3 be gay & thrive so that we may all live vicariously through you <3
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tag ten people you want to get to know better
tagged by @panbuckley <3
relationship status: it's complicated
song stuck in my head: angels like you — miley cyrus
last song i listened to: nocturnal future — the world alive
three favourite foods: pad thai, hawaiian pizza, chicken nuggets
last thing i googled: clips from the tsunami episode for a fic i'm writing
dream trip: ireland!
anything i want right now: i really want my room to be clean but i don't want to be the one to clean it 😫
no pressure tagging: @chimneysrebarscar, @maygrantgf, @theyarnmaidstale, @rottenmarigolds, and @roy-kents
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