#now i want pizza 😫

[rainbowintheskyf1]

😍 don’t mind me, i’m just here thinking about pizzaboy!seb and singledad!kimi in my fic the flavor that you savor

[sharlsworld]

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ horn dog - 𝐂𝐒𝟓𝟓 ⚘

（ 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗑 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌．𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝗇，𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽，𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋．．．𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗒

🝮

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 I went golfing with Lando

charles_leclerc Very nice thank you for sharing with the class Carlos

yn yeah and he asked me to pack them lunch & cut the crusts off their sandwiches

⤷ landonorris what can i say? i’m a man who knows what he wants 🤷‍♂️

⤷ yn you cried and locked yourself in the bathroom when a bee landed on your shoulder last week

⤷ landonorris hey. it was a wasp alright

⤷ yn yes yes very manly

carlando y/n is so over this bromance

maxverstappen1 Very much hurt that I wasn’t invited.

⤷ yn the last time we went golfing the club flew out of your hands before you even touched the ball

⤷ maxverstappen1 Why am I catching strays?? 😨

yn cute. the hat, not you guys

⤷ carlossainz55 I love you too baby ❤️

⤷ yn get home now

⤷ carlossainz55 Yes ma’am

⤷ oscarpiastri Walk em like a dog sis walk em like a dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

⤷ carlossainz55 Don’t make me block you again

⤷ oscarpiastri Again?

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 Date night with my one and only ❤️

georgerussell63 Oh jeez here comes baby #3. Brace yourselves everyone

danielricciardo Okay who let them out for dinner unsupervised?

scuderiaferrari Betting 500$ that it’s gonna be another boy.

⤷ mclaren Get your money in order.

⤷ f1 This is inappropriate behavior. Jk I’m betting on another boy

⤷ carlossainz55 ??

⤷ f1 And if I said twins then what?

⤷ carlossainz55 ???????

landonorris be expecting a pregnancy reveal in about 3 weeks everyone.

⤷ yn well just fuck me then i guess

⤷ carlossainz55 I did?

charles_leclerc Leave that poor girl alone Carlos goodness gracious

pierregasly Lets keep this PG carlos

⤷ carlossainz55 You cannot be talking

⤷ pierregasly You right you right 🐶

alex_albon you dirty dog 😏

⤷ georgerussell63 No. Not the vibes

⤷ alex_albon oh…

alex_albon is anyone else getting hot? 🌶️🥵

⤷ georgerussell63 Just stop trying. It’s getting sad

⤷ alex_albon alright then!

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yn

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yn 💌

landonorris wait a damn minute

georgerussell63 Very confuzzled

pierregasly Teach me your ways Carlos

alex_albon does bro have super sperm??

landonorris your already pregnant??

⤷ yn BEEN 😇 that picture carlos posted was from 4 months ago

⤷ landonorris i feel very betrayed right now

⤷ landonorris THIS IS WHY WE HAVENT BEEN HANGING OUT? 💔💔

⤷ yn well we can hangout now

⤷ landonorris ok i’m coming over

♥︎ by author

lewishamilton Congratulations you two!! I’m so happy for you guys 💙

alexandrasaintmleux Hardest secret to keep 😫 So happy we can finally have our shopping dates back

⤷ carlossainz I’m not. You guys go out everyday

francisca.cgomes cutest ever 🥹🥹 i’m so excited for baby sainz #3 <33

lilymhe Hottest mommy 😉🩷 i love u all

carmenmmundt Congratulations pretty lady I’m so happy for you and your family 🩵

charles_leclerc HAHAHAH I’VE KNOWN SINCE DAY 1 YOURE ALL LOSERS

landonorris CHARLES AND ALEX KNEW ME BEFORE ME?!?!?!? CHARLES IS SUCH A BIG MOUTH THOUGH

5 minutes ago

landonorris i’m turing around right now. i just need a minute to process this.

5 minutes ago

landonorris ok i’ve processed this i’m standing outside open the door

4 minutes ago

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 The past week

alex_albon big back big back, carlos ate all the big mac’s 😍🌶️🥵😇

⤷ georgerussell63 Alex please

yn oooh hey fattie 🫶🏽

⤷ carlossainz55 Hello baby 😘❤️

francisca.cgomes baby emilio 🩵🩵

charles_leclerc I think carlos jr jr and emilio want to have another sleepover with leo and uncle charlie 😇

landonorris yum 😋 not the pizza, you 😉

scuderiaferrari Our favorite family ❤️

⤷ yn clearly not

⤷ yn who said that?

alexandrasaintmleux This is the most unaesthetic post I’ve ever seen

⤷ carlossainz55 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

⤷ carlossainz55 Hold on are you saying my wife isn’t aesthetic?? And my son?? How dare you

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux No y/n and emilio are always aesthetic I’m saying you don’t know how to put the right pictures together

⤷ carlossainz55 I don’t want to hear it

lilymhe only here for my girl and the babies

⤷ carlossainz55 You’re girl??

⤷ lilymhe yes MY girl 😂

⤷ charlos4eva carlos is always fighting for his life in the comments

hoeforsainzzz y/n still being salty is so real

all4lando what i would do to be that piece of pizza isn’t okay 😫😫

operationsainz55 i’ve missed lando always being with them 🥹

sharls_leclercussy baby emilio appearance!! now we need baby los

georgerussell63 Emilio did NOT want to hand that flower over

⤷ alex_albon “emy just pretend like your giving me the flower okay?”

⤷ carlossainz55 You two are the BIGGEST haters I know. BIGGEST if yk what I mean 🐽🐽

⤷ georgerussell63 What are you trying to say Carlos?

⤷ carlossainz55 I’m say you guys are fatties, might wanna cut back on the drinks, you girls are getting beer bellies

⤷ georgerussell63 How dare you, you bastard. I do not drink beer.

charles_leclerc Biggie & biggie jr ❤️

🝮

yn

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yn i love you nyc

alexandrasaintmleux We need a girls trip to nyc

⤷ yn omg yes i’m already writing ideas in my notes app

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Already making a mood board

⤷ carlossainz55 We’ll be back in December everyone

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux we?

⤷ yn as in me and alex?

⤷ carlossainz55 Wow

⤷ charles_leclerc Wow

landonorris me and the boys just got done absolutely demolishing some dino nuggets

⤷ yn that sounds very fun lando thank you for sharing with us

⤷ alex_albon they left you guys at the hotel? 😭

⤷ landonorris no they shipped me and the babies back to monaco to have some “alone time” if yk what i mean

⤷ georgerussell63 The baby doesn’t get hurt?

⤷ maxverstappen1 I don’t think it’s big enough to reach 😂

⤷ carlossainz55 Excuse me? I’ll let you know that I have bruised her cervix many times

⤷ landonorris Carlos sainz are you saying your saying you rough up your wife? 🫢 you dirty dog

⤷ alex_albon oh so he can say it but not me?

⤷ carlossainz55 What can I say she likes it that way

⤷ georgerussell63 You don’t need to be big to bruise someone’s cervix

⤷ carlossainz55 Tell that to her belly bulge

⤷ alex_albon and how would you know that George Russell? 🤨

⤷ georgerussell63 Google ho 🤣

⤷ oscarpiastri who is this DIVA💜

⤷ lewishamilton Wow sometimes I forget your not a middle aged man

⤷ oscarpiastri Like you? 🤣🤣 might be time to hang up the helmet old man💀 and rookie Alonso

⤷ fernandoalo_oficial What he say fuck me for??

⤷ yn idk leave me alone

scuderiaferrari Hope you all are having the best time in NYC ❤️

⤷ mclaren Read the fucking room?

⤷ redbullracing Ooh someone took the lead and don’t know how to act 🙄

⤷ mercedesamgf1 I HATE YOU ALL

⤷ f1 ho is u coo?

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landonorris

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landonorris life as a single mom

BEING A MOM IS A JOB TO GUYS!!

yn oh shut your face

⤷ landonorris can you not yell?? i just put the boys to bed jeez

⤷ yn are you being cereal right now 😐

⤷ landonorris someone didn’t get d down last night

⤷ yn i’m gonna punch you in the throat when i get back to monaco

⤷ landonorris carlos!! control your woman!

⤷ carlossainz55 No thanks she scares me 🥰

⤷ landonorris at least give her some of that d man

⤷ carlossainz55 She’s been gettin it trust

⤷ yn why is our sex life always the topic of conversation??

⤷ carlossainz55 Bitches wish they were us

⤷ landonorris ooh we love a sassy man 💋

⤷ yn what is wrong with you

⤷ landonorris please don’t use that tone with me i’m feeling very sensitive right now

⤷ yn aww is it that time of the month

⤷ landonorris i’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you sooo mean? 💔😞🖤😖

oscarpiastri They always look like they just got back from war after being with you for more then 24 hours

charles_leclerc Let’s pray you don’t have kids until your at least 30

⤷ yn you’re*

⤷ oscarpiastri you’re*

⤷ lewishamilton you’re*

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux you’re*

⤷ landonorris your*

⤷ landonorris fuck i can’t do anything right

⤷ charles_leclerc I GET IT DAMN

⤷ charles_leclerc hahaha lando go back to school

⤷ landonorris you coming with me genius?

⤷ charles_leclerc damn

danielricciardo Now why would they trust you with two kids under 5

⤷ landonorris you’d be surprised with how much they trust me with…that’s right guys i know their dirty secrets 😏🍆🍑

⤷ carlossainz55 I’ll spill all your dirty secrets if you spill any of my dirty secrets

⤷ geogrerussell63 How are you guys getting that font??

⤷ landonorris it’s a secret

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yn

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yn surprise surprise,

mathéo & malachi 🤍 our little miracles

alexandrasaintmleux So much love 🤍 I’m obsessed with them already 🥰🥰

landonorris two more godsons to love 💙

f1 What did I say? Congratulations you two we are all so happy for your family 💙💙

carmenmmundt How precious 🥹🥹

alex_albon so what i’m hearing is carlos DOES have super sperm?

lilyzneimer sweet angel babies 🤍🤍

scuderiaferrari Does this mean we get 1000?? 😁😁

⤷ mclaren I was jking I knew it was gonna be a boy

⤷ f1 Hahahaha you have to pay both of us now 😂🫵🏽

francisca.cgomes so much boys 😭🩵🩵 i can’t wait to meet them 🥹

lewishamilton double trouble 💙💙💙 beautiful blessings truly

landonorris 4 is the best number 😏

⤷ yn don’t make me get pregnant again just to make it 5

⤷ landonorris gonna go cry in the bathroom brb

⤷ yn don’t come back ❤️

⤷ landonorris my heart can’t take this anymore

georgerussell63 You poor girl how are you surviving with all these boys??? 😦

⤷ yn i love my clingy boys

charles_leclerc Can’t wait to get them on the track

⤷ carlossainz55 You and me both brother

⤷ estiebestie i’m not okay

danielricciardo Congratulations on expanding your football team 💙

lilymhe milf 4x 😉 in absolute awe of them 🩵

pierregasly Carlos Sainz the man that you are

carlossainz55 I love you and our sons more then life itself baby, I couldn’t imagine doing this with anyone but you ❤️

⤷ landonorris SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

⤷ maxverstappen1 Come on grandpa, let’s get you back to bed

[superiorsturgeon]

Grilled Cheese

Nora: 😡

Ren: 😰

Jaune: 😥

Pyrrha: …I don’t think-

Nora: NO. 😡

Pyrrha: You shouldn’t blame Jaune-

Nora: I. BLAME. JAUNE. 🤬

Ren: I am SO sorry- 😣

Nora: I’ll deal with YOU later! 🤬

Pyrrha: Nora, please…! 😩

Nora: Don’t you give me that! Your boyfriend is the cause of this! Your boyfriend seduced MY boyfriend! 😡

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t realize that a pizza grilled cheese would cause so much trouble! 😫

Nora: SHUT IT, HOMEWRECKER!!!

Nora: Ren took one bite of your devil sandwich and immediately made a sound that it took me MONTHS to get out of him in our bedroom! 🤬

Ren: Would it help if I said I saved half of it for you…? *tentatively holds up pizza-flavored grilled cheese sandwich complete with sautéed pepperoni*

Nora: *outraged gasp* WOULD IT HELP IF-

Nora: *snatches sandwich* Fine!! Just to show you that this sandwich is a symbol of BETRAYAL!!

Nora: *bites into sandwich*

Nora: 😶

Jaune: …I-I put some homemade tomato sauce between the slices of mozzarella-

Nora: This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted… 🤤

Pyrrha: See? I told you! 😊

Ren: Does this mean that you like the sandwich and we’re all forgiven…?

Nora: *practically deep-throating the grilled cheese* Are you kidding?! I want this sandwich to impregnate me! 😋

Ren: *turns to Jaune* I need that recipe right now. 😠

[for-a-longlongtime]

HELLO BARKEEP I WOULD LIKE A PINT OF YOUR FINEST READER X SANTI PLEASE

IO YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM ABOUT YOUR REQUEST

(seriously, I wasn't sure if anyone would ask after my Santi fics haha)

I WILL GIVE YOU MY FINEST

So this fic started with me wanting to read a good brat tamer!Santi fic (there's not much out there 😫), but then shifted after I saw this post:

So this is basically going to be NTIDK!reader and NTIDK!Santi. (Note: That whole bar situation with the three of them happened not too long ago - I mean, so far only part 1 is up, but I doubt I'm spoilering anything here - and while she and Santi has been friends for a while, they're still trying to figure out this new territory they're now in.) She's been having a stressful month at work and comes home one day at the end of her rope. In her words:

All you had wanted to do tonight was to curl up on the couch with Frankie, have a couple of drinks and pizza for dinner, and afterwards let Frankie eat your pussy before fucking your brains out. The perfect way to unwind and try to not think about anything. No decisions, no people, no nothing.

Instead, she finds Santiago at her place, who tells her Frankie had to go out of town for work and wasn't able to reach her (her phone was dead). Not a big deal, but since she's in a bad mental headspace it just kind of pushes her over the edge into a minor meltdown/ tantrum, and she ends up taking it out on Santi:

“When did I even…”

“That’s not the point!”

He runs his hand over his stubble, looking slightly exasperated as he seems to search for a response - but all you can really see is how his thumb and index finger brush over his full bottom lip before they come together, making the plushness of it look even more attractive than usual. 

“You’re staring.” His low, deep voice sends involuntary shivers down your spine, and you struggle to make yourself look up at his eyes instead of - indeed - staring at his mouth.

“Am not,” you protest weakly as you take a few steps back, but it only makes a cocky smirk curl around his lips. It fuels the flames of your anger that had only simmered when you were distractedly admiring his mouth, except for now you also feel self conscious on top of it all. “You’re so full of yourself.”

“Oh, really?” The look in his eyes turns a little darker, more predatory than you’ve seen before, as he takes a step closer to you. Your heart rate picks up as you suddenly remember that evening in the bar - both of you messing around with shots, and you ended up shoved against the bar, both your arms pulled behind his back by him, and the heat of his cock pressed against your ass. It felt like ages ago, but all in all it barely had been a few weeks.

“That’s a problem, isn’t it?”, he continues before you can respond. It’s like he knows what you’re thinking, because the next moment his hands close around your wrists and he tugs you to him. You nearly stumble, but he holds you up, your hands now practically pressed against his chest. Your cheeks feel hot when he leans over to your ear, and this time the low timbre of his voice is affecting you so much more than you’re willing to show.

“I think the actual problem might be that you rather want to be full of me. Princesa."

Your desire immediately flips back to rage caused by that singular word, nearly giving you whiplash, and you try to shove him away with your full weight.

“Don’t you ever fucking call me that,” you hiss at him. If he hadn’t been holding your wrists, you would’ve slapped him in his face.

(…)

You try to shove him again, but he clocks the movement, and with a strong tug at your wrists he makes you stumble against him, using your disorientation to drag you across the room. You yelp as you nearly trip again, but he doesn’t even respond to it, making you stumble along with him, as he then shoves you not so delicately with your back against the wall.

The gasp that escapes from you isn’t because of pain, but surprise - barely processing how quickly and decisively he moves. Within the blink of an eye he has you pressed against that wall, your hands above your head still held tightly in his grip. He coolly looks you up and down, making sure that you didn’t get hurt, then his eyes lock on yours. “What’s the matter. You want to fight? Is that what Fish lets you do when you’re in a mood like this?”

“I don't need him to let me do shit, Garcia.” You try to take a deep breath, calm your rapidly beating heart, but it’s too difficult - he’s too damn close. You can see all the flecks of grey in his hair and his beard. Smell him so clearly. You’ve known Santi for a few years now, have seen him under all different circumstances - but the urge to literally and figuratively scratch at him now, just to provoke a reaction that you could respond to, is stronger than any reasonable thought in your head.

You didn’t want pity, you want - goddamnit, he is right, you do want to fight.

“Then what the fuck is your problem, hmm?” Santi leans in, his breath ghosting over your neck and you’re grateful for it - you can’t look at his eyes right now, can’t let him see yours. It's making you feel weak, and you hate feeling that way. That's what you would say if somebody asked you.

Your arms are straining, held up above your head by him like that - and it’s doing something to you that you’re not quite sure you’ve felt before. At least not since that brief moment he had you pinned against the bar a few weeks ago. It's something specifically about him. You do want to fuck him, as much as you don't like admitting it in this moment, but not because you want him as a stand in for Frankie. No, tonight you just want to break things, set them on fire, get broken yourself, have-…

I think you see where this is going. 😈 I'm still figuring out a bunch of stuff as I'm moving forward (she's a handful at the moment, as I'm sure you can tell - not just with him, but also for me to write her), but I'm excited about this. It's gonna be an intense one.

Thank you for asking about this WIP, babe!! 💜

(If anyone wants to ask about about other current WIPs, check out the original ask post. Happy to drone on about my blorbos if y'all wanna hear.)

little heads up to some folks (who I think I haven't bugged about this yet, but who might be interested to read this Santi snippet): @qveerthe0ry @crowandmousewritingco @reallyrallyauthor @alltheglitterandtheroar @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction

@faretheeoscar @missdictatorme @nowritingonthewall @campingwiththecharmings @writefightandflightclub

@maladptivedaydreaming @katw474 @ivystoryweaver @almostfoxglove @almostempty

@virtie333 @oliveksmoked @ohforficsake @wilder-fangirl @wolvieispunk

[rrezshifts]

𝓼𝙝𝙞𝖋𝙩𝙞n𝙜 𝙚x𝙚𝙧𝙘i𝙨𝙚

ꜱɪɴɢᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ

this is a shifting exercise by zaddizu. i’m doing this because i wanted to post something, but my brain is being weird and won’t let me do shit, especially anything creative. read more about my singer reality for a bit more context for this post.

my name is theodore solano.

my favorite food would probably be greek or italian cuisine. but like fast food wise? i love nearly any place with good chicken tenders and fries 😫🙏

if i could choose one movie to watch for the rest of my life, i’d choose pitch perfect. which is kinda crazy, even i can admit. but that movie was a staple of my childhood and what made me fall in love with singing at a young age, and i’ve never gotten tired of it.

my birthday is august 14, 1998

a song that will always have a place in my heart… probably dark days by PUP. they’re not a too well known band. but i’ve loved them for 7-8 years now, and that song is so optimistic.

my favorite color is… probably green? but i love blue too. i genuinely don’t know. green is the gayest color though, as i’ve heard, so i feel that adequately describes my soul 😭😭

the most important thing to me is probably my spirituality and religion. it helps me keep track of my self care and keeps my responsibilities on track for some reason. but i also just find that part of my life very important to me.

favorite memory? you’re asking someone with shit fucking memory of recent events… good lord. umm probably one of my first shows. i was always hella fucking nervous but everyone who was there was so excited to see me and that was just really endearing.

least favorite memory would probably be literally any of my break ups. and then after those break ups, any memories of my ex-partners 😭 that’s an over exaggeration i suppose, because i’m on good-ish terms with some of my exs.

someone i dislike? my best friends exes!

in a crowded room, i would look for my best friend, yoloxochitl first fs! we’ve been friends since middle school, and she’s been a pivotal part of my success in the music industry 🙏

best music genre is HARD to answer bro… ummm, see i sing mainly indie and shit but listening wise i love rap, mainly rage rap. but i also still love alternative and indie as well. i don’t think i could choose just one as the best because of how different certain artists can be under each genre too.

a topic i’d defend with my life would probably be pineapple belongs on pizza, and no one can say “fruit doesn’t belong on pizza” when the tomato sauce is right there!

a character i relate to would definitely be wallace wells from scott pilgrim vs the world . . . bc gay ✊😫

i have so much shit in my room that of course it’s messy. i’ll organize the mess though, so it’s in the eye of the beholder lolol

god no. i am not funny. i wish i was funny. but gun to my head, am i? nooopeee!!

if i had to choose between a fruit platter and a candy platter, i would choose fruit. as long as it’s fresh fruit and not like the cheap platter from the grocery store.

between sugar, sour, or spice i would say sugar. neither of the three is my ideal flavor profile though. i loooove savory foods so much. but for these options it’s just the process of elimination, so sugar.

my aesthetic is any men’s style that looks good to me. i’ve had so many years where i either had no style or had to wear women’s style, so like anything i can afford enough to look good i will. definitely will say it’s more of a basic aesthetic though.

my hogwarts house is gryffindor fs

and i’m an ambivert.

best school subject was english, was a struggle when we got to older literature though in high school.

if i’m sad someone could find me in either my room or my living room. i live alone so anywhere in my apartment i’ll probably be. i try to hang out with friends when i’m sad too, but there’s no constant location and it’s not a guaranteed occurrence.

who am i? i am a indie music artist? idk, i don’t like this question

someone who’s music i don’t enjoy would probably be taylor swift. the instrumental can be good, but her voice is just not for me.

i have not had a near death experience, and i would love to never have one 😭🙏

who was my first love? it was a friend who i gained a crush on, and then they moved away, and i kinda just have that lingering love for them. i kinda do regret it, nothing happened, but like i wish i didn’t still feel this way about them… if that makes sense.

has there been someone famous i didn’t like? yes! a lot of people. some because they’re terrible people, others because we don’t mesh well. it happens, that’s all i’ll say.

i do enjoy my fanbase! they’re very respectful and also bring the right energy to my performances. i appreciate their adoration for me.

i’m famous for certain songs that went viral, and i hope also for being a good singer and musician.

least favorite interview was probably genius because i felt so stupid doing it, i’m not gonna lie. but like it helped push my songs out there a bit i suppose. there was also an interview where the interviewer got too brave and tried asking a question i didn’t appreciate. but overall that interview was fine outside of that.

a song i made that is my favorite out of all of them is very hard to choose. but i love the ones i got to collaborate with people on, especially my friend yolo who has helped produce a number of my songs but also people i’ve got to sing with. it’s very fun to get to work with people like that.

i’m honestly not feeling this reality anymore because i fear the parasocial like relationship i’m forming on bbno$ and it scares me and now i’m just a lil uncomfortable with this reality existing. but i wrote this like a week ago and haven’t gotten around to posting it

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ───

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (52)

*Mizzen’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night* Read [this] first.

Mizzen: *is singing to himself* 🎶C’mon, Percy Price, C’mon~. I need my bacon pizzas~. I need them now~. I need my bacon-🎶

Dill: Hey, gremlin, what are you doing? And why are you singing about pizzas in the middle of the night?

Mizzen: WTH, Dill?! Don’t sneak up on me like that! My heart might explode!

Dill: Shouldn’t you be sleeping right now?

Mizzen: Shouldn’t you?!

Dill: Maybe~. But who are you waiting for at this hour?

Mizzen: Nobody.

Dill: I don’t believe you.

Mizzen: Go back to sleep, Dill.

Dill: No.

Mizzen: Then leave me alone-

Dill: I’ll wake up the others if you won’t tell me the truth.

Mizzen: Dill, just go to sleep-

Dill: Reaper! Tanner! Coral-

Mizzen: Shhhhh!!! What are you doing?! Don’t wake them up-

Lucy Gray: Wake who up?😀

Mizzen: Nobody, Baird! Now shoo-

Jessup: Mizzen, stop shouting-

Mizzen: Close your eyes, Jessie!

Jessup: The name’s Jessup!

Mizzen: Tomato, potato!

Coral: Yo, brat, shut your mouth-

Mizzen: Why are you even awake, Coral?! Can’t you leave poor Mizzen alone for the next 3 hours?!

Coral: Why? You gonna cry?

Mizzen: You guys are so mean to poor Mizzen!😫

Tanner: Says the little gremlin who ate Wovey’s last cookie.😒

Mizzen: She gave it to me!

Bobbin: No, she didn’t, you monster!

Wovey: Is it morning already?

Velvereen: No, sweetie. Go back to sleep.

Wovey: Okay~. *goes back to sleep*

Lucy Gray: Hey, guys, look at that!

Velvereen: Look at what?

Lucy Gray: *points at the upcoming pizza truck* It’s a pizza truck! A pizza truck!

Jessup: A pizza truck? At this hour?

Treech: A real phantom pizza truck?! Where?!

Lucy Gray: There! Right there!

Dill: That’s weird. It’s coming right towards us.

Tanner: The pizza guy sucks at driving though.

Lucy Gray: Lol. It’s now swerving in every direction.

Facet: Is drunk driving even legal in Panem?

Velvereen: Maybe it’s just a Capitol thing.

Tanner: That checks out. Capitol people are weird AF.

Treech: Or maybe it must be another one of Reaper’s fever dreams.

Reaper: Why the f*ck would I dream about swerving trucks and pizzas in the middle of the night, lumberjack?!😡

Treech: Why not, farmer~?😏

Reaper: Who you calling farmer?!

Treech: Farmer Reaper busy kissing his hoe-

Reaper: Do you want me to punch you to the moon and back, Tree Boy?!

Lamina: Treech, shut the f*ck up or I’ll cry!😭

Treech: You’re already crying, Lamina.

Lamina: No, I’m not!😭

Persephone: *suddenly jumps out of the pizza truck* Hi, Mizzen!

Mizzen: Oh, thank Panem! Percy, you’re finally here-

Coryo: *is being princess carried out of the pizza truck by Sejanus* Hi, Birdy! How you doing?

Lucy Gray: Oh, Coryo, you look so cute in those matching pajama onesies with your fiancé!🤭

Coryo: Thanks. My soon to be husband bought it for me.

Lucy Gray: Can I have one too?🥺

Coryo: Sure. We’ll buy you a sparkly one.

Lucy Gray: Yey!

Sejanus: *is still carrying Coryo* Hi, Marcus! How are you-

Marcus: Go away, Plinth! Marcus is still asleep!

Sejanus: But-

Vipsania: Yo, bro, you good?

Treech: I’m good, bro.

Vipsania: Bro, I brought you a box of tiramisu flavored energy bars to devour.

Treech: Nice one, bro!

Vipsania: You’re welcome, bro.

Livia: Hi, ✨bestie✨~! How do I look in my pajama onesie?

Facet: Girl, you look ✨fabulous✨ as always!❤️

Livia: Thanks, ✨bestie✨! You’re the best!

Facet: ✨Girlie✨, I know.😌💅

Juno: Hello again, Peasant Bobby Corn Poppy.

Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.

Juno: Corn Poppy.

Hilarius: Where’s Wovey?

Velvereen: She’s asleep.

Hilarius: But I brought her a box of apple berry pie-

Wovey: I’m awake.

Hilarius: That’s great!

Wovey: Now give me my pie, rich clown.

Hilarius: But Wovey-

Wovey: Pie. Now.

Hilarius: Okay.😞

Felix: Hi, Dill!

Dill: Don’t talk to me, you filthy Ravinstill.

Felix: But-

Reaper: F*ck off and die, Ravinstill!

Felix: Andie, hug me! I’m sad again!😭

Androcles: *hugs Felix* Hey, Panlo, where’s Sheaf?

Panlo: She’s busy sleepwalking with the rabid raccoons.

Androcles: Oh, okay. That’s cool.

Panlo: And Gaius?

Androcles: He’s busy fixing the pizza boxes with Clemensia, Dennis, and Palmyra!

Mizzen: WTH, Percy! Why did you bring the other Mentors with you?! I thought this super secret plan was only between you and me?!

Persephone: It was! Well, it was until we had this super secret ✨slumber party✨ at the Presidential Palace!

Mizzen: You had a super secret slumber party without me?!

Persephone: To be fair, it was a last minute thing. But anyway, here we are!

Mizzen: That doesn’t make sense.😑

Festus: *pops out from the back of the truck* You should be grateful, gremlin! We even had to steal the pizza guy’s truck in order to get here.

Lucy Gray: Nice. But what happened to the pizza guy?

Coryo: Gaius and Dennis knocked him out and tied him up in front of the Presidential Palace.

Jessup: But he’ll be fine, right?

Coryo: Maybe.

Mizzen: So where’s my pizzas and my 10 gallons of milk?

Persephone: At the back of the truck. However, Palmyra chugged all the milk down her throat. So-

Mizzen: That walking anomaly drank 10 gallons of milk without me?!

Persephone: Yeah.😑

Velvereen: I’m not even surprised anymore.

Coral: Yo, Percy Price, how many boxes of pizza did our gremlin ordered anyway?

Persephone: 20 boxes.

Coral: 20 boxes?!

Jessup: For all of us?

Mizzen: No! Not for you! They’re only for me, Jessie!

Jessup: This freaking gremlin-

Mizzen: *screeches like a dinosaur* Only for me!!

Coral: Sharing is caring, brat!

Mizzen: Never, you evil sea witch!

Coral: What did you just call me?!

Mizzen: Sh*t! *tries to climb out of the enclosure*

Persephone: Mizzen, what are you doing?! You could get hurt-

Mizzen: The evil sea witch and her evil minions are bullying me!

Coral: Come down and fight me, gremlin!

Treech: Lamina, fetch!

Lamina: Do I look like a freaking dog to you?!😭

Treech: No.

Lamina: Oh, okay.

Treech: Go get him, girl!

Lamina: I’m going back to sleep!😭

Mizzen: Get me out of here, Price! I need to eat those bacon pizzas before they do!

Persephone: Mizzen, get down from there!😫

Coryo: Felix, do something!

Felix: *is still crying* Don’t talk to me. I’m still sad!😭

Coryo: Get it together, Class Pres!

Felix: No-

Coryo: How are we going to tell them about your brilliant plan to stop the Hunger Games if you keep on crying?!

Felix: What brilliant plan?

Coryo: ✨Operation Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!

Festus: No! We are not calling it that!

Coryo: Fine! ✨Operation No More Hunger Games✨ it is!

Festus: Bestie, I’m cringing.

Coryo: Ugh! I give up. Call it what you want. I don’t care.

Felix: Then can we stick with ✨Operation Felix✨?🥺

Everyone: No.

[idkmynameiskat]

So hungyyyyyy

No food at home I can quickly make and the new pizza place down the street I have time to walk to isn’t doing lunch hours yet 😭😭😭

why must I suffer this way 😫

I have one donut I wanted to save for dessert tonight but it’s looking mighty yummy right now 😮‍💨👀

[x-psychotictendencies-x]

If I could eat anything I wanted right now I would have:

Chilli cheese frito burritos from Sonic

Chipotle chicken stacker from Taco bell or whatever tf it's called

Tacossse!!!

Burritos!!!!!

Chicken!!!!

Beef!!!!!!

Sandwichs :D

Subway tuna sandwich!!!!

Subway meatball sub!!

Pizza Hut chicken Alfredo🤤

Chalupa supreme no tomatoes!

Chips!!

Cheese cake!!

I'm so hungry😭😫

[socialfakes]

start to finish- milo manheim

[milo won the poll so here it is. also, this social media thing is runoff from a fic i was working on back when i had my iphone so the'y/n' in this situation is 'abby'. enjoy! ps; reads better on desktop]

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milomanheim | we like dancing in the rain ��🏻

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megdonnelly this > anything 😊

defaultedabby wow the timer finally worked for you? | milomanheim yeah, finally 🤣

jspencermac she’s a keeper 😉 | defaultedabby you’re a keeper ❤️

fanuser1 who is this, milo? We need to know 😫

fanuser2 NEW RELATIONSHIP ALERT?!?!

curlysuede you and who? Who is this?  | milomanheim my best friend, of course

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defaultedabby | celebrating a special day today so i thought y’all should get to see the most adorable photo in the world milomanheim happy birthday bubs. i looooove you 🥰

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milomanheim so happy i get to celebrate with you every year. you’re the best 😊

fanuser3 he’s a cutie

milosbiggestfan milo my love. you’re luckyto be his friend. i’d give anything for that

manheimfan wow what a cutie

megdonnelly he used to be cute. What happened? 😂 | defaultedabby he became handsome  | milomanheim yeah. and now i’m sexy, right? 😉

jspencermac that’s the face of someone who certainly knows how to get what he wants 😂  | milomanheim well who could say no 😂😂  | defaultedabby ^ 👍🏻

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defaultedabby | 🍕🥰 milomanheim

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milomanheim rather have pizza with my squid than with anyone else 🥰

megdonnelly the greatest duo there ever was 😂  | defaultedabby i disagree. i believe you and i are superior 😉  | milomanheim rude ^  | megdonnelly awe i think you hurt his feelings

fanuser4 how is he so cute???  | defaultedabby 🤷🏻‍♀️

jspencermac this trip was fun  | defaultedabby still got lots of pizzerias to try 😊

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defaultedabby | quite literally the most perfect person in the world & an even more perfect prom date 🥰 milomanheim

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fanuser5 are you guys dating or something? it really seems like it 🤔  | milomanheim no we are not. i can assure you  | defaultedabby no we are not. i can guarantee you

megdonnelly perfect prom AND prawn date 😂😉

milomanheim why did you crop yourself out of the pic?  | defaultedabby needed to focus on the perfection here and i looked weird in the pic  | milomanheim false. you never look weird  | jspencermac i agree with milo  | defaultedabby ❤❤

fanuser6 well hello there 😉

zaddisonforlife damn

fanuser7 hottie alert!

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milomanheim | christmas with squid 🐙🥰 defaultedabby

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jspencermac she’s a beaut, my friend 😉 | defaultedabby ❤🥰

defaultedabby love you, puff 😉

megdonnelly the cutest :D  | defaultedabby love you ❤

peytonelizabethlee you guys went for coffee without me?!?!? I am offended 🥺  | defaultedabby tomorrow?  | peytonelizabethlee yes!

fanuser8 so this is your girlfriend? wow. way to go, milo. she’s so pretty  | milomanheim i know right? but she’s not my girlfriend 😊  | defaultedabby not his girlfriend but thank you 🥰

fanuser9 you guys have gotta be dating 🙃

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defaultedabby | christmas with puff 🐡🥰 milomanheim

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milomanheim the best present 😉

camrynmanheim puff and squid, together again. makes my heart happy 😊  | defaultedabby i love you ❤  | milomanheim ❤

fanuser10 hes cute  | defaultedabby the cutest 😉

defaultedabby before anyone asks, we are NOT dating

jspencermac you’re welcome for getting him home 😊  | defaultedabby forever grateful for you 🥰😊

fanuser11 as much as i want you two to be dating, i’m actually convinced the actual couple is you and jspencermac  | jspencermac nope  | defaultedabby deffs not 😂  | jspencermac ^ ouch 😢

fanuser12 are you sure you guys aren’t dating?

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defaultedabby | so proud of Puff 🐡🥰 wally couldn’t have been more perfect & that jacket? wow 🔥😉🤤 milomanheim paramountplus

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peytonlist best scene partner, obvi 😊

milomanheim the jacket is coming home 😉  | defaultedabby good 😉  | fanuser13 mhm definitely not dating 😂

addisonraee 🔥🔥  | defaultedabby ^👍🏻

megdonnelly oh milo i miss you ☹  | milomanheim miss you too meg ☹  | defaultedabby you don’t miss me? man i sure feel offended 😭  | megdonnelly of course i miss you. i miss you the absolute most 😯❤  | defaultedabby we come back home soon. can’t wait to see you 😊

fanuser14 did you go with him to film? that’s some couple behavior right there  | milomanheim no it’s best friend behavior. plus it was a surprise  | defaultedabby his mom couldn’t be there so she sent me to support him, just like i always do 😊

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defaultedabby | who knew that a slytherin & a hufflepuff would have such a great friendship? Ps; the only slytherin i like 🤗

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fanuser15 ‘friendship’ my ass. you guys are totally dating 😂

milomanheim you are the only hufflepuff i like 😊 | defaultedabby ❤❤

fanuser16 he looks good in glasses

jspencermac never seen a better friendship  | defaultedabby so what do you call ours? 😂  | fanuser11 i believe it would be called a relationship | defaultedabby you again? 🙄

wizardingworld he could be harry potter if he wanted to 😊  | milomanheim if he was a slytherin 😂

megdonelly slytherins suck. ravenclaws are the best  | milomanheim you take that back. we do NOT suck  | defaultedabby slytherins do suck but milo is the ONLY exception ❤  | milomanheim i’ll take it 😊

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milomanheim | surprise 😯   ive learned a lot in my teenage years but the main thing is to never let anyone you truly love get away defaultedabby is not only my best friend but she is also the squid to my puff and i honestly could not love her more ❤

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defaultedabby i love you way more than i could ever EVER express milo ❤♾

fanuser 3 I FREAKING KNEW IT!!!

fanuser12 I knew this the entire time 😂 but congratulations

jspencermac my favorite couple  | megdonnelly x2  | peytonlist x3  | peytonelizabethlee x4  | defaultedabby I love you all tremendously  | jspencermac but obviously not as much as milo 😉

fanuser14 anyone want to talk about that ring she’s wearing? 🤔  | camrynmanheim it means nothing…yet 😉 maybe in the future though

camrynmanheim 21 years in the making 😉❤

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defaultedabby | love of my life, platonically 😊 just kidding. milomanheim ;the love of my life, literally. ever since we were in diapers, i had a feeling this loser would hold the biggest piece of my heart forever. Not only my best friend, but my person entirely and the puff to my squid. milo has taught me so much and i could not love him more ❤

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milomanheim we said puff and squid forever when we were 6 and we truly meant it, huh? ❤

peytonlist omg you two are seriously too cute 😊 can’t wait for the wedding 😉  | milomanheim relax, dude. we are just dating rn  | peytonlist for now 😉

megdonnelly never saw anybody cuter than you two 😊  | defaultedabby we love you ❤  | milomanheim 😊

camrynmanheim i am so thankful for you 😊  | defaultedabby i am so thankful for you too & thank you for giving me the opportunity to love your son ❤  | camrynmanheim thank you for making him so happy ❤

fanuser11 my favorite couple 😊

fanuser9 i really knew about this the whole time & nobody believed me 😂

[inspiredwriter]

*En la habitación*

Stefany :*se piena la peluca* date prisa Anastasia, Leo y Mikey vendrán en cualquier momento😃😁

Anastasia : ya voy amiga casi termino de plancharme mi peluca😀😅👩‍🦰*se plancha la peluca* es increíble el día de los inocentes que haremos una broma a los chicos 😈🤭💕💞💗

Stefany : Por supuesto te lo conté Hace unos días para la broma perfecta 😁😉✨*se acomoda la peluca* ya tenemos bien colocado las pelucas de colores 😃🙂👩‍🦰cuando salgamos y diremos que nos pintamos el cabello de nuestros colores favoritos y se van a volver locos😈😆

Anastasia :*deja la plancha en la mesa*jajaja si, Supongo que te cantas las brujas 😏😃(pensamientos💭) será igual que colocamos un balde con brillantina arriba de la puerta en la habitación de Raph 😁😆🚪🪣✨*escucha un ruido* Oh escucho que alguien viene? 😲😀🔊

Stefany : debe ser los chicos bien hay Qué actuar como platicamos😄😉✨

Leonardo and Miguel Angel :*camina por el pasillo*

Leonardo :* frunce el ceño*Mikey sé que hoy es el día de docentes😒🤔 Pero no quiero que te ocurras hacer una broma conmigo mientras estaré en mi habitación con Stefany viendo la película 😡😤🚪🖥️💖💓💕

Miguel Angel :*pone sus brazos atrás de su cabeza* relájate Leo no te haré bromas para que no arruinar su privacidad de romance con tu gatita 😏😁❣️💕💖 Yo solo quiero estar con mi princesita y haremos bromas juntos🥰😄💘💝💞 pintaremos el caparazón de Donnie con pintura que brilla en la oscuridad mientras duerme 😈🤫🖌️

Leonardo : está bien espero que te diviertas haciendo bromas juntos ☺️🙂💖💕❣️*toca la puerta* Chicas, sabemos que están aquí pueden salir? 😀😊

Stefany and Anastasia :*sale de la habitación* hola chicos🥰😘👋💕💖❣️¿les fascina nuestro nuevo look nos pintamos el cabello de nuestros colores favoritos? 😏😁👩‍🦰🩷🧡💞💝❣️💕

@inspiredwriter

Leonardo and Michelangelo: Eeeh, cool idea, girls...😅😁

Leonardo: Wow, Stefany, I always knew how much you loved the color pink, but I couldn't imagine that enough to dye your hair...😀😅💘💕 (Thoughts💭) God, how could Stefany even come up with such an idea?!😧😱 Probably, when she was talking with friends, Candy suggested that she do this🤔 But I liked my kitty's natural hair color better...😥

Michelangelo: Haha, you look great, my princess...😅😁✨💖💞 (Thoughts💭) Why?!!😭 I liked it better when my lovely Anastasia's hair was golden and fluffy, but now it's red and limp!!😫😩👩‍🦰 Come on, Mikey, control yourself, you should not upset Anastasia, you should love her in any way😠😤💓💞

Stefany and Anastasia: Hihihi, boys, you are so funny🤭😄💗💘💞 *Take off their wigs* Ta-da!😄😆 It was april prank!!😃😘🎉💝❣️💓💕

Leonardo: *Hugs Stefany's waist* Ooh, Stefany, you managed to fool me, I'm so proud of you because ninjas are very inventive😯😏💗🩷💓💞

Michelangelo: *Grabs Anastasia in his arms and kisses her on the cheek* Mua~😚💖��💕 mmua~💓❣️💞 Haha, that was really funny and unexpected, girls😃😉✨ *Kisses Anastasia on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💗💖❣️💕 *Sniffs Anastasia's yarn of hair* Mmm, aah~🥰😍💘💗💓💕 (Thoughts💭) Glory to heavenly pizza that the hair of my adorable little flower was not damaged!!😆😌💨💓💖💝💕

Stefany: *Hugs Leo's waist* But we are very pleased, boys, that you didn't turn away and still continued to love us even when we changed our hair color🤗🥰🩷🧡👩‍🦰💘💝💞 *Whispers to Leo in his ear* Perhaps I will reward you for your kindness heart while watching the movie , my sweetie turtle~🤫😈🖥💖💘❣️💕

Michelangelo: Haha, my hunny cake, do you want to make prank of Donnie while he's sleeping in his room?😄🤫💤🩷💗💕 *Caresses Anastasia's booty and whispers in her ear* And then we'll have a little fun in my room~😏😈❣️💓💝💞

Anastasia: *Blushes* Haha, with pleasure, my orange cheeks😳😍💖💘💗💕 *Caresses Mikey's cheeks* Huh, Mikey, it seems to me that something is showing on your face...😧🤨 Oh, my love, as I understand it, someone before painted a mustache on your face with invisible paint, but now it has appeared🤔🥸🖌

Michelangelo: Really?🤨 Anastasia, are you talking serious?..😧😲

Stefany: *Takes out a pocket mirror and hands it to Mikey* She's telling the truth, Mikey, just look at your reflection😧😕

Michelangelo: Hmm?🤨😟 *Covers his face with hand* Ooow, I look stupid!😖😩

@swagreecrow

[avocado-writing]

8 anon here! My fixing their clothes a little for them when noticing something is off" from quiet acts of love for poly Wade and Logan request is so good! I love it especially both how stressed you sounded 😫, Wade & Logan immediately stopped when you told them to 👍, both of them shared a look of confusion 👀🤨, he asked if you're okay 👍, he also asked if you need kisses 😘 to have the strength to carry the groceries 🤣, Logan ignored Wade 😂, he asked as well what is it ❓, you're looking through stuff like a rolling pin & an old pizza menu 🍕, Wade giggled bashfully at the sp*nk*ng p*ddl* 🤭, you held the lint roller in triumph 😤, Logan doesn't want to XD, you mentioned they're covered in dog fur 🐶, Wade mentioned how Mary doesn't have much fur...while looking at Logan 👀, Logan growled 😠, Wade called him an angry puppy 🤣, your response 😂, Wade said it's a good time (Of course he does XD), Wade really wanted the p*ddl* 😳, both of them did listened though 👍, you removed the fur from yourself too 👍, you admired how clean they are now (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠), you mentioned they're okay now 👍, and both of them are secretly thrilled because they like it when you care for them 🤭 Thank you so much for doing my request because I love it so much :) Can I send in another quiet acts of love prompt now? Only if you don't mind of course!

hello my love! of course you can, I'm trying to do one a day while I write longer fics so I have a few lined up right now! ��

[discotitsposts]

tonight’s episode

HOPE in season 7

I love this one it’s so so good i can’t wait to see it again

spoilers for ep obv

i love that penelope does this support group

penelope is so nice and understanding

omg no go with penelope girl!

uh oh

the one thing i remember about this unsub is that he’s a fucking creep. disgusting.

nah if my kids kidnapper revealed themself to me like that i would have went batshit

morgan is so comforting

nah i’m analyzing the language. this guy said “haven’t u always wanted to know what happened to her”

“happened” i would have flipped my shit

this one’s gonna tear my heart out every time

reid looks beautiful

i love linguistics i learned a lot about it when i took forensics in high school.

well at least that guy stopped them to talk to her so he def saw the guy

oh my god the guy had that poor girl so long :/

reid i love you

reid’s fingers 😫

i can’t even imagine how the mom feels knowing now that she was so close by the whole time holy shit

nah when they catch this guy they need to lock him up in a small tiny room in solitary confinement for the rest of time. i don’t remember what happens at the end

in fact don’t even feed him let him perish!!

spencer reid impregnate me challenge!!

this pizza is delicious

this guys a weirdo fym hide n seek. how about i hide n seek a frying pan and smack you with it

i feel bad for the girls friend :(

can u imagine knowing that a weirdo like that approached you.

we’re ready to deliver the profile ‼️‼️

get a damn frying pan and hide with it girl

love reid’s posture

oh my god this is horrible

no what the fuck. this guy deserves so much suffering. break out the medieval torture methods for this unsub.

poor monica :( omg

can u believe this guy was in the support group. like what.

wasn’t the daughter… oh my god he didn’t.

this is disgusting. he deserves to go through all the medieval torture methods.

lol garcia “forcibly remove me from the suv”

my man reid in the fbi vest‼️‼️

garcia !!

get him boys

my mom: doesn’t he kill himself

me: hopefully

isn’t this like the first time garcia wore an fbi vest

i feel like she hasn’t worn one before this one. she never rlly goes into the field

she does rlly good at talking in this one though

NO

WOAH WOAH REID DID NOT JUST SAY “NICE AND EASY” HOLY SHIT

lol the guy died

THE BUTTERFLY AWWW THATS A MESSAGE FROM BEYOND!!!!

the end omg

gets me every time

[pony-central]

DrugFriend: I hope you haven't stirred up any noise while we were both upstairs, Baxter -

Baxter: Hello, Uncle DrugFriend! I got company! 😁

Dave Sides: 'Sup?

DrugFriend and Boyfriend: Oh, crap!

Baxter: I invited Dave over here to party! Let's all celebrate! If this doesn't get Uncle Sick Boyfriend to wake up, then I don't know what will! 😁

DrugFriend: Baxter, please don't do this to me! I dot wanna be held responsible for this! 😟

Baxter: Well, Uncle Sick Boyfriend didn't go fishing with me. So, this is my revenge.

DrugFriend: Dave, can you please promise me that you won't invite a ton of people over here? Sick Boyfriend really needs his beauty sleep, he's overworked! 😟

Dave: DrugFriendo, you have my word. I will not make any sounds whatsoever.

DrugFriend: Thank God.

Five minutes later

Steven Granite: WHOO! PARTY TIME, BOYS! LET'S WAKE ALL THE LADIES UP! WHOO HOO! 😆

Soda: Heh. This place seems cool. Do you know where the bathroom is? My pants are looking pretty damp right now. You know, sometimes the denim fabric gets stuck to my inner thighs, near where my pee pee is, so I have to ask my girlfriend to cut my pants off.

DrugFriend: Listen here, Soda. I know we only just met, but can you stop talking about your toilet issues? It's grossing me out.

Soda: I'm only making a statement, Little Drug Boy. You may also know that I have a tendency to belch after five seconds, since consuming soft drinks gives me bubbles in my guts. It may also result in gastrointestinal issues, since I learned that the hard way a decade ago.

(Soda drinks a can of Pepsi to demonstrate. DrugFriend then smells something suspicious)

DrugFriend: Oh, dear God! What in the world is that repulsive odour?! 😫

Soda: Oh, right. I forgot to tell you that I had a Taco Bell for supper last night and for breakfast this morning. So, my farts are very toxic. You may wish to leave the room before it becomes Area 51 in here. LOL.

Sick Patrick: I want a Krabby Patty!

Boyfriend: *sobbing* Please. Just leave me alone.

Sick Patrick: I'm hungry.

Boyfriend: I said leave me alone! 😫

Nathan: Yo, DrugFriend! When's the fucking pizza arriving?! I'm getting very impatient! I'm so impatient that my armpits have grown forests.

Naughty PonyCentral: Nathan, be patient.

Nathan: Babe, you KNOW that I have zero patience!

Sick Patrick: I'm not hungry anymore.

Boyfriend: Then WHY. DID. YOU. WANT. A. FUCKING. BURGER?!

Sick Patrick: Calm down, mate.

DrugFriend: Oh, Jeez. I really hope that Sick Boyfriend doesn't wake up.

(Sick Boyfriend rushes downstairs. He looks pissed off)

Sick BF: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO NOISY?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!! 😡

Rufus: Is he OK?

Gerald H. Backington: I'm not sure.

DrugFriend: Now, Sick Boyfriend... If you can just calm down for a bit...

Sick BF: Everyone who isn't DrugFriend Baxter, or Boyfriend, I have one thing to say.

Naughty PonyCentral: What is it?

Sick BF: You can stay, too. As for everyone else...

(suspense)

Sick BF: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! YOU ALL INTERRUPTED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!! YOU SICK FUCKS!!! 😡

China SpongeBob: Just so you know, you're not coming to CHINA anytime soon! 😑

Sick BF: I'm not done yet. DrugFriend... I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!! 😡

Boyfriend: Oh, crap. 😟

[missmonsters2]

Hiya! Sharky here! okay, so, many things have happened in my week - first than anything, I realised my lack of social abilities is not as bad when I am chatting with someone through social media (clearly), and luckily, that also includes gym girl! but enough of calling her gym girl. Her name is Charlie! well, it's actually Charlotte, but that's her nickname!! I could tell you my name but I actually like the nickname sharky because I love sharks, besides I need to keep the mystery!

I took Charlie to an aquarium! We got food first (never have I felt so guilty for eating sushi lol) and then we had lunch there! Then I took her to get icecreams at a reaaallyy good place that my grandma used to take me to! she got chocolate with cookie dough and I chose mint with vanilla! It was already afternoon and of course we went to the beach since it was near to see the sunset! I walked her home and then went to my place JAKWEK now, I tried to reduce all what happened as much as possible bUT ADJAJDAW LETS DELVE INTO DETAIL

First, I adored it. Every second of it. I don't remember having such a good time in a long, long time. You were so, so right about going out and talking and getting to know eachother. Honestly, it made my day, my week, possibly my month and semester. I still struggle to talk a bit sometimes cause I get nervous but it's a good nervous! She said that it doesn't bother her though. We talked tons too. I mean, she did most of the talking, but not because I didn't talk. I simply loved to listen, you know? She's completely american, has a mom and two dads (they're gay and super close with the mom apparently so I'm so genuinely happy that they all get along. She said really good things about them too and honestly, it made me just.. I don't know. Kind of at peace to know that she has a good family?), she doesn't have a favorite food but she said her comfort food is pizza and pho and I was so happy because FINALLY someone who appreciates soup and broths. She loves horror movies and SHE ALSO LIKES SCREAM. I can proudly claim that I have discovered she is a Jenna Ortega fan. She has a dog nAMED COCO. I am completely bewildered by the fact that it made me fall even MORE. AJKOAEH COCOCOCOOCOCO IT'S SO CUTE. And she's 24! Also, she wants to be a lawyer? I don't know why but that's kinda... I'm so gay-

And when she asked things about me, I actually wanted to share! which wth because I don't usually open up to talk much about me, you know? And in the aquarium I RAMBLED. Rambled about sharks and fish and their freaking REPRODUcTIVE SYSTEMS AND THEN DINOSAURS AND WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING PELASEQJWIEJQWE god let the ground swallow me I beg you. I never felt so embarrassed but at the same time so damn happy because I said "sorry" and she just looked at me with that damn beautiful smile and said "don't. I like it" and if I had a stroke right there please forgive me because I'm just a human and how am I supposed to survive that 😫

Man. She liked listening to me talking about shark stuff. Van. VAN IS THIS MY BELOVED.

She was literally SO SO SWEET. AND PATIENT. AND FUNNY. AND VAN. VAN SHE HAS. ADJJQWEJ her laugh is so fucking weird yet so tremendously beautiful I cAN'T because she sounds like she's getting strangled and it's so funny but at the same time such a pretty sound anD I CAN'T AJDWKE. Hello. I'm down bad and so quickly. SHE OFFERED ME A SPOON OF HER ICECREAM. I casually said that it was cool and weird too how americans have SO many icecream flavors refering to the cookie dough icecream and I almost had ANOTHER STROKE because sHE JUST. SHE JSUT FED ME SO I COULD TRY IT AIWJEKIJM QWE. I almost choke please what am I going to do with myself. She was also so.. Smooth? Van she's got so much game and I'm.. The kind of person who says a pick up line even if it's jokingly and ends up cringing and wanting to bury herself alive.

We agreed that we were looking forward to have another date and we agreed that one of these days we could have a marathon of scary movies! she just so happens to watch harley quinn and said we sHOULD ALSO WATCH THE SHOW TOGETHER HELLO. We're going to have another date next week, but this time she's going to plan it!! Van, I don't know if I can ever thank you enough for encouraging me to talk to her. Full honesty? I don't think I would have talked to her on my own

-🦈

omg HIIIIIIIII SHARKYYY. I was thinking about you and whether things were going well and it sounds like it did 😭💘 Charlie is such a cute nickame. Everything about her sounds cute omg

aquarium is such a good idea! Did you take lots of pics. I loveeee seeing jellyfish. Like i'm literally obsessed. I also love sushi, this sounds like such a great date so far LOL Man you also took her to ice cream and walking too, how long was this date?! LOL

I'm glad my date advice worked out bc I think it's always so awesome to get to know the person you're seeing and talking. I also just feel like it's helps you get over the jitters so you have to talk more and get used to it. She seems so sweet that she knew you were nervous and did a lot of the talking and didn't mind that you listened. Maybe she needs a listener in her life!! (literally also why is my comfort food pizza and pho...also instant noodles LOL) (not to be weird but i'm wondering if she's asian bc as an asian myself, I swear every asian girl I know that owns a dog named them coco LOL)

I bet she found the things you rambled on so interesting tho. Literally they're so niche and she for sure learned new things LOL

omg y'all shared ice cream??????? that's so gay i love it. That's basically indirect kissing LSKJFDLSDLSLKDJF damn she forreal is a smooth operator, you better watch out before you have a heart attack😂

But this is so cute and i'm so happy there's a good update! Exciting there's another date and she'll plan it. I am totally curious what she's planning to do 👀

I genuinely don't feel like I did much for you as it was really all you!!! You really just set out to do what you wanted deep down and it makes me so happy it worked out <3 be gay & thrive so that we may all live vicariously through you <3

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (68)

*We need tents, bro* Read [this] first.

Mizzen: Yo, Blondie, when will the food man arrive with my salmon? I’m

Starving.

Coryo: For the last time, Mizzen, we just have to wait-

Mizzen: I’m done waiting! Where is my salmon and lemon sauce?!

Coral: Gremlin, shut up-

Mizzen: Where is Mr. Salmon and Mrs. Lemon sauce?!

Coral: Mizzen, stop-

Mizzen: Where are they, Sea Witch?!

Coral: Ugh. I’m not dealing with you today.

Mizzen: *is now shouting at the sky* Mr. Food Man, where art thou?!

Coryo: It’s been 5 f*ckin’ minutes since we called the Pizza Palace! Your stupid salmon can wait!

Mizzen: But-

Coryo: We haven’t even ordered Dill’s Green Bean Casserole and Wovey’s pie from the other store!

Mizzen: Mr. Salmon-

Coryo: My sweet boyfriend is still on the phone negotiating with some bastard wearing an ugly pizza clown suit for Panem’s sake!

Mizzen: Mrs. Lemon Sauce-

Coryo: *turns to Sejanus* My love, the little gremlin is bullying me!

Sejanus: *is still on the phone* Mr. Cheesy Clown, could you please wait- No? What do you mean no?! My gorgeous fiancé is getting bullied by a kid right now- What do you mean by difficult?! I’m not being difficult! You’re the one who won’t sell me a f*ckin’ salad for 10 bucks- Hello? Hello?!

Coryo: Babe, what’s wrong?

Sejanus: My Coryo, my love, the ugly clown from the Pizza Palace just hung up on me!😭

Coryo: The audacity! Should we sue?

Sejanus: Hug me! I’m sad!

Coryo: Come here, Seji Pie.

Sejanus: Yey! *hugs Coryo*

Coryo: *comforts a “sad” Sejanus* There, there. We can just order again from the other Pizza Palace across the street.

Sejanus: Can we order some bread?🥺

Coryo: Are you going to throw it?

Sejanus: Yes. I want to throw bread at that mean pizza clown, my love.

Coryo: Sure. Whatever you want, Babe. We could even do it tomorrow after class.

Sejanus: We should throw 2 breads-

Lucy Gray: Why do you want to throw freshly baked bread at a clown?

Sejanus: Because it’s the right thing to do.

Lucy Gray: I don’t get it.

Sejanus: Because that f*ckin’ clown is dead to me!

Lucy Gray: What?

Sejanus: He’s dead to me!

Lucy Gray:. . .☹️

Sejanus: Isn’t that right, my love, my Snow Angel!😍

Lucy Gray: Coryo-

Coryo: It’s a District 2 thing.

Tanner: Really? Throwing bread to the “dead” is a District 2 custom?

Coryo: Yes. Yes, it is.

Tanner: That’s bullshi-

Marcus: Blondie isn’t lying. I even threw bread at Sejanus before he left D2 for good-

Sejanus: That was a gift!😭

Marcus: No, it wasn’t! You and your evil scheming old man are dead to me now and forever!

Sejanus: Marcus, you meanie!

Marcus: I’m not Marcus!

Sejanus: Sabyn, help me!😫

Sabyn: Sorry. I can’t and won’t. You and Mr. Plinth are technically dead to me as well.

Sejanus: Coryo, hug me again!😭

Coryo: My love, calm down. I have to call the other store and order Dill’s casserole-

Mizzen: Can we order bacon pizza? I never had bacon pizza before.🥺

Coryo: No.

Mizzen: Bacon pizza-

Coryo: Ask your Mentor.

Mizzen: *evil smiles* Ok.😈

Dill: *coughs* By the way, are you guys only here to provide us food?

Coryo: And water.

Dill: That’s not the point.

Coryo: If you want beer or posca, just ask Anderson or Dennis. Those two will give you a crate for free.

Dill: What about our other essential supplies?

Coryo: Other essential supplies?

Dill: You can’t expect me and Wovey to just sleep on the ground without pillows. We want pillows.

Lucy Gray: And I want love-

Sejanus: We can’t provide you love.

Treech: We don’t want your stupid love! We want gear!

Otto: Outdoor equipment!

Coryo: Like what?

Dill: Beds, blankets, pillows-

Circ: Television!

Teslee: A clock!

Lamina: Firewood?🥺

Panlo: Portable toilets!

Ginnee: Torches and marshmallows!

Hy: *coughs* A doctor.

Lucy Gray: Hair curlers! I want hair curlers and makeup!

Coral: Duct tape. The largest and strongest one that you can find.

Coryo: Why would you want me and Sejanus to buy you duct tape?

Coral: So that I could shut Mizzen’s mouth at night.

Mizzen: I heard that!

Coral: *turns to Mizzen* Go to your corner and stay there until the sun sets!

Mizzen: No!

Coral: Then shut up and cry!

Mizzen: No bacon pizza for you!

Coryo: One extra large duct tape it is. Anything else?

Coral: An ice box for my beer and some good quality rope.

Coryo: Sure. We’ll give you 2.

Coral: Thanks.

Treech: How about a birdcage?

Coryo: Why do you want a birdcage?

Treech: I’m allergic to rainbow colored birds.

Lucy Gray: Hi.

Treech: Shoo! I’m allergic!

Lucy Gray: Let me sing you a free song about the birds and the bees instead!😀

Treech: Leave me alone, you weirdo!

Lucy Gray: You can’t ignore me and my songs forever, Treechy!

Lamina: Can I have a box of tissue?

Coryo: We’ll order a truckload just for you.

Lamina: But-

Coryo: Do you want 2 truckloads?

Lamina: Make it 4.😭

Coryo: No problem.

Brandy: I want a knife.

Coryo: No weapons allowed.

Brandy: A sandwich maker.

Coryo: Too expensive.

Brandy: A talking bird.

Coryo: Lucy Gray is enough.

Brandy: A spoon?

Coryo: Ask your Mentor.

Sheaf: Can we just order some high quality camping gear instead?

Coryo: You guys want a tent?

Dill: A big tent would be nice-

Jessup: A neon green inflatable tent that glows in the dark!

Lucy Gray: A dome tent with a recording studio inside!

Treech: A tunnel tent that can fit in my pocket!

Sheaf: A yurt that can accommodate 40 raccoons and a bear!

Panlo: Ew. No. I don’t want to share a yurt with a bunch of rabid rat-dog creatures every night!

Sheaf: Panini-

Panlo: They might have rabies!

Sheaf: It’s gonna be fun!

Panlo: For you! Not for me!

Sheaf: Don’t be a coward!

Panlo: *turns to Coryo* Blondie, do me a favor and ask your sugar daddy-

Coryo: Boyfriend.

Panlo: Ask your clingy sugar daddy to buy us 24 cabin tents and some comfortable sleeping bags before the day ends.

Coryo: I have to ask the Class President first-

Panlo: Please! I beg you! I can’t deal with these people anymore!

Marcus: And I can’t deal with that “thing” hugging you all day.

Coryo: What thing?

Marcus: *points at Sejanus* That thing.

Sejanus: Marcus is so kind and so shy around me. It’s so cute.☺️

Marcus: Ew.

Coryo: But it’s just the first day-

Panlo: I was stuck with them on that ugly ass train for 3 straight days, sweetheart!

Sejanus: Coryo’s my sweetheart!😠

Panlo: Go back to crying!

Sejanus: Babe, Bread Boy Pablo is hurting my feelings again!😭

Panlo: Blondie, please!

Coryo: Fine! We will go to the Capitol Home Depot later and buy you your tents!

Hy: *coughs* And sleeping bags.

Coryo: Cute or simple?

Hy: Simple-

Sol: Cute! We want cute!

Hy: No. Listen to me-

Sol: Blondie, my partner is sick. He’s asthmatics. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.☺️

Hy: *coughs* That argument doesn’t make sense!

Coryo: Cute it is.

Otto: And don’t forget 5 pillows each.

Coryo: That’s too many-

Otto: 5 flower pillows. Don’t argue with me. I’m right.

Coryo: Fine.😑

Sol: Coloring books.

Coryo: That- *whispers to Sejanus* Babe, are coloring books allowed?

Sejanus: As long as they’re pro Capitol or pro Ravinstill.

Coryo: *turns to Sol* We’ll buy you a box of cheap crayons and a Bichon Frisé puppy coloring book.

Sol: Ok.😢

Ginnee: How about romance novels and banned books? Are they allowed?

Coryo: Odyssey or Iliad?

Ginnee: Twilight.

Coryo: No.

Circ: Television.

Coryo: No.

Circ: Television. 32 inches. Flat.

Coryo: Can’t.

Circ: I won’t bother you again.

Coryo: It’s still a no-

Circ: I will cry.

Coryo: Fine! We will buy you your f*ckin’ flat screen TV! Happy?!

Circ: Very.

Teslee: Yey! Best escort ever!

Coryo: I’m not an escort.

Tanner: Whatever you say, escort.

Coryo: I’m Birdy’s Mentor!

Lucy Gray: And escort!

Sejanus: My escort!😍

Facet: Can you buy me a hot pink tent? I want to sleep fabulously.

Coryo: Sure. Sparkly or shiny?

Facet: ✨Sparkly✨.

Velvereen: Can mine be a huge white PVC wedding tent?🥺

Coryo: No. That can’t fit inside the tribute’s enclosure.

Velvereen: How about a medieval cube tent with an electric fan?

Coryo: Do you want to add some weird raccoon tapestries to make your little royal abode more cozy?

Velvereen: Please.

Coryo: Anything else?

Wovey: Monopoly.

Coryo: Which version, sweetie?

Wovey: Cheaters Edition.

Coryo: Ok.

Bobbin: Posca.

Coryo: A bottle or-

Bobbin: A crate.

Ginnee: Make that 3.

Dill: *turns to Reaper* Hey, Reaper, do you want anything?

Reaper: *is still busy praying* Panem, give me the normal one. The normal one who’s rich like a Ravinstill but not a Ravinstill.

Dill: Reaper-

Reaper: Give the f*ckin’ Ravinstill to Dill instead! Give it to her!

Dill: Not again.😑

Coral: Watch and learn, Shorty.

Dill: I’m not short-

Coral: Yo, Ash from the trash!

Reaper: Are you talking to me?!

Coral: Yes, you!

Reaper: Say that again! I dare you!

Coral: Ash no cash, what do you want from Blondie?!

Reaper: A one way ticket home!

Coryo: Not available.

Reaper: Normalcy!

Coryo: Sorry. That’s impossible.

Reaper: Sleeping pills!

Coryo: Ask your Mentor.

Reaper: Your pretty ✨feet pics✨!

Coryo: Heck, no!

Sejanus: You better watch out, Reaper. You better watch out!

[murderoushagthesequel]

28 and 23 for like the numbers 😭😫

omg ofc <3333

28. last meal on earth?

ok see this is a hard question because i have this thing where i have rotating food obsessions? kind of like a hyperfixation but specifically on one food. idk how to explain it. rn it's poké and brownies, but in the past it's been ice cream, penne vodka, pizza, mcdonald's chicken nuggets (lol), japanese curry, cake, etc etc. so it really depends on what food phase i'm in at the moment. right now it would be that poké bowl i just posted and a warm brownie.

23. do you wear jewelry?

yesyesyesyesyes. i'm obsessed with jewelry. and making it!! i always wear this one silver ring i made and a ring from my great grandmother, but i also wear a bunch of various necklaces and earrings (as many as i can at once) and i really want to get a couple more piercings so i can wear even more lol.