#now i need it

[problemduetest4life]

CAN SOMEONE TAKE JEAN TO A TOUCH TANK?!?!?! PLEASE??? PLEASE???!!?!?

[ilostyou]

screaming the bridge of the smallest man who ever lived in a stadium.......................

[yours-truly-henry-jekyll]

Ok, but we have "Ravenous", which was kinda inspired by the story of Alferd Packer but, y'know, with a supernatural twist. And we also have "The Terror", which is just the actual Franklin expedition, again with a supernatural twist.

So now I absolutely need the secret third part of "supernatural-esque horror based on real mid 19th century events with a canniballistic villain serving as a metaphor for colonialism" trifecta. And the most logical answer is Donner party. Especially given there's a book like this already ("The Hunger" by Alma Katsu ftw)

SERIOUSLY WHERE'S MY GAY RATTY BASTARD LEWIS KESEBERG?

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

Tumblr has crashed multiple times on my journey to 1000 boops but it will not deter me

[buryme-atmakeoutdawn]

GUYS IMAGINE A CRAB PLUSH CALLED AMELIA EARHART

[ex0rin]

brb gotta download a bunch of episodes just to make a gifset of hughie being bullied by various supes

[wnightingales]

mjf and max caster recreation of the jay and juice proposal when

[sunflowervoltwentyeight]

I actually need harry to grow a mustache rn

[over-rated-cheese]

I want someone to look at me in slow motion

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

had a vision yesterday of a bumper sticker that says "we thank YOU for your service cleaning up our streets 🫡" with an american flag background next to a picture of a turkey vulture

[flameohotfamily]

queen charlotte got me thinking about atla bridgerton au. my heart calls maiko bridgerton au!!!

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[springs-hurts]

okay no the condition is so bad for a second I thought wtf jaime Lannister is doing with Mike and will 😭😭

jamie, noah and finn all filming in the church??? churchgate might ACTUALLY happen 😭

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon