#now I wonder how well that would go down with Frieza

[bliss-wily]

Gohan got adopted hehe.

[pleasantspark]

“What do you mean!?” Orion asked. 

“Oops. Haha. Yeah. Every year. They come down and kill us.” Salza whispered a little meekly. 

“Why’s that?” Orion urges. 

“It’s to fulfill some population control. But I doubt it, there’s a lot of unknown reasons on why they do it.” Cell huffs.

“There’s no way I am allowing them to kill you guys! I want to do something about it!” Orion snaps, firm in her decision. Cell chuckles. 

“You are definitely not evil if you think that you can save us from death. Frieza’s wife died just last  year. So you’re out of luck, we should go inside now.” Cell said, heading inside Zarbon and Salza gave a pitied look to Orion before heading inside as well.

“This will not stop me, they deserve redemption. Maybe tomorrow when those “exterminators” arrive I can try and reason with them!” Orion said, she heads inside with them. 

Orion sat in the Lounge as she debated on what she was going to say to the demons. She wanted to get her point across that the Demons shouldn’t kill them at all. She wanted to… Fight for justice for them. She was thinking before Zarbon jumped on the couch. 

“Oh! Orion! I am hoping to have you meet the others today! Specifically a few of the people around here.” Zarbon kicked his legs back and forth as he was laying on his stomach with his hands on his chin. Orion jumps and looks at him adjusting her clothes. 

“I mean, if that’s okay with you…” Orion said. 

“Of course! Word gets around HFIL quite a lot.” Zarbon said. 

“Really?” She asked. 

“Yup! They heard of you, and want to meet the new female!” Zarbon said. Orion fiddles with her clothes. 

“I… I don’t know, Zarbon… I just got here and what if one of them tries to kill me?” Orion asked. 

“Nonsense! I already told everyone here how wonderful you are and how you’re so different I’d doubt they’ll try and kill you at all.” Zarbon said with a wave of his hand. 

“Yeah, that’s totally reassuring! Just know that I am not one for “fighting” and if they do kill me what would you do?” Orion huffs. 

“Um, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to that.” Zarbon chuckles nervously. 

“I see…” Orion said. 

“Well, there’s someone I want you to meet first. He’s a really nice guy! You’ll get along with him pretty well.” Zarbon smiled, and guided her to come with him. She nodded and headed with him. Zarbon heads to a secluded room, and opens the door. 

“Hey, Fu!” Zarbon calls, which the male elicited a groan and turned to face him. 

“Can’t you exercise caution and knock next time?” Fu groans, and Zarbon smirks. 

“Oh, there’s someone I want you to meet!” Zarbon smiled. 

“What? What are you talking about? There’s no one else for me to meet.” Said Fu, quite annoyed. 

“That’s what I want you to think! Come in Orion~!” Zarbon called.

“Orion?” Questioned Fu. 

Orion walked nervously up to where Fu was, and fiddled her fingers. Fu arched an eyebrow before turning in his chair to face Zarbon.

“Are you sure this is a real female?”

“Oh, silly Fu! I am sure! She fell from above! She’s real!” Zarbon urges. 

“Uh huh… Riiight. Are you sure this isn’t one of your metamorphing buddies?” Fu asked, adjusting his glasses. 

“What?” Zarbon asked, confused.

“Oh, my bad I forgot the average brain cell here is equal to the amount of bullshit that Buu spits out. What I am trying to say, are you sure this isn’t one of your shapeshifting pals?” Fu asked. 

“Positive! In fact, let me show you how real she is!” Zarbon exclaims as he cleared his throat, “Orion, whip them out.”

“What?” Orion asked.

“Whip out your breasts, show what a fantastic woman you are!” Zarbon said dramatically. 

“What? No!” Orion snaps.

“Respectfully, of course. I don’t- Don’t get me wrong. All breast sizes are valid. A cups, B cups, C, D cups… Personally, I am a fan of not too big- I am not attracted to you specifically Orion, no offense but my main squeeze, or at least who I never saw it as that is in Heaven along with my precious Mikumi…” Zarbon sighs.

“Wait, you have a daughter Zarbon?” Orion asked. 

“I mean, you were a part of the Frieza Force were you not?” Zarbon asked.

“No, I left after Ginyu died.” She explains, “Joined Goku and the others after a while.”

“I see.” Zarbon mused.

“But, do you really want to see them again?” Orion asked. Zarbon looked fondly at the wall. 

“Yes.” He muses gently, “Me and Zucchine never really were together. We never could have stood each other.” 

“Brace yourself, he’s going to sing.” Fu whispered. 

“Oh is this a constant thing?” Orion whispered back.

“Affirmative.”

“In this shadowed realm, I wander alone,

Trapped in the dark, far from my throne.

But there’s a light, it calls to me still,

Her face in my dreams, against my will.”

The lights became dim as Zarbon wandered around hopefully and walked around Fu’s Lab, longfully. Fu rolled his eyes and sighed.

“Oh, Mikumi, ma douce lumière,

My daughter, my heart, are you waiting there?

In Heaven’s embrace, where I long to be,

For you, my love, I’ll find redemption, you’ll see.”

The image of Mikumi filled his mind, as her laughter and cheers echoed through his mind, tears escaped his face. Turning to hold onto a counter.

“I’ve fallen so far, but I want to rise,

To the stars above, where your spirit lies.

For you, Mikumi, I’ll cast off my pride,

For just one chance to be by your side.”

He held onto the counter having one hand against his chest where his heart was. He sighs sadly. And blinked back tears.

“I’ve lived in darkness, made so many wrongs,

But your laughter, my dear, it’s where I belong.

I wasn’t a father you deserved back then,

But I’ll change for you now, again and again.”

The memories of keeping Mikumi safe caused him to smile gently at all the men who tried to take his daughter away. He sighed.

“Oh, Mikumi, ma douce lumière,

My daughter, my hope, I’ll climb every stair,

To Heaven’s gates, I’ll earn my way,

For you, my child, I’ll find the way. “

When he died, he remembered seeing his daughter run towards him and holding onto him, Namek… Namek was going to explode, or at worse get her harmed. He tried to beg her to go away but she didn’t. She held onto him.

“I’ve fallen so far, but I want to rise,

To the stars above, where your spirit lies.

For you, Mikumi, I’ll cast off my pride,

For just one chance to be by your side.” 

He ended up watching her as she held onto him and his eyes shuttered. He ended up passing away. And when he arrived in front of King Yemma, he saw his daughter too. 

“Can you hear me, my love, from up above?

I’ll mend my soul for you, my dove.

Every step I take in this endless night,

Is for the chance to walk in Heaven’s light.”

He smiles as he knew it would be the last time he’s ever seen her. Or not. King Yemma called him up and told him he was going to HFIL and he watched as Mikumi ran over to him and tried to hug him but he was sent away. He remembered arriving at HFIL and seeing Dodoria and the Ginyu Force there, and not seeing Mikumi. He worried that on the way down, she died somehow. But no one actually did, and the ogre’s Mez and Goz told him no one of that name existed. 

“I’ve fallen so far, but I want to rise,

To the stars above, where your spirit lies.

For you, Mikumi, I’ll cast off my pride,

For just one chance to be by your side.” 

He then thought back and probably she was sent to Heaven. He felt hurt that the last time he talked to her was before they were split. Never got a chance to tell her he loved her, never had a chance to express that he did.

“For Mikumi, I dream of Heaven’s shore,

I’ll earn my place with you once more.”

As he finished singing he placed a hand on his heart sighing sadly. 

“Are you done? Are you finally done? Because remember, you're in my laboratory.” Fu said, with annoyance. 

“Right, apologies, Fu. I got carried away.” Zarbon sighed sadly. 

“Well, it was nice to meet and make your acquaintance, Orion. If you don’t mind telling me, you don’t seem to have any particular energy about you that suggests you are evil at all. Might you belong in Heaven instead?” Fu asked. 

“No, I killed myself and King Yemma said, I am supposed to be here. So ever since then, I have been here.” Orion said, with a sad smile. 

“Hm, that’s weird.” Fu muses, before turning back to the computer. 

“I know, I was hoping to actually redeem HFIL’s residents.” She smiled. Fu, stopped typing and sighs. 

“That’s unlikely.” Fu said. 

“And dumb.” Said a voice, from the doorway. Fu turned around and scoffed. 

“Well speak of the Devil. Cell, what are you doing in my Lab? You better have a good damn reason.” Fu said. 

“For starters, I am here. Because I overheard Miss Pipe Dreams talk about her grand idea of redemption!” Cell chuckles sardonically. 

“Yeah, so? I want to see everyone here be redeemed at some certain part of their lives!” Orion argues.

“You do realize that most of the people here are far from redeemable, right? Frieza, Me, King Cold, even Buu! Of all people cannot even be redeemed. You're even lucky to have Fu’s smartass be redeemed. And let’s not forget…” Cell saunters his way over to Zarbon and places a hand on the male’s shoulders and bent over to his height to his ear. 

“Little pretty boy Zarbon over here… Sweet Zarbon who's far from perfect who has done some sort of crime, why is he here? You may ask? Well, he’s far from the saint he depicts himself as. He followed every one of Frieza’s commands, killed millions just to keep himself safe, a truly selfish decision on his end.” Cell tsks and shakes his head.

“And you of all people thought that your little pipedream will work? Please. Don’t humor me no, no in fact humor me and make a complete ass of yourself.” Cell snickers. 

“So what? We all make bad decisions! We’re here in the first place! Being in HFIL is reflecting on our lives decisions and making bad or good decisions! I have an end goal, seeing Mikumi! At least I have something to look forwards to instead of dying every fucking year!” Zarbon snaps. 

Cell chuckles snarkily. “I doubt your daughter even knows of the vile atrocities you committed, you kept secrets from her, haven’t you? Secrets that are too bad for even your pure hearted daughter to handle. Her fwagile kid feelings will hurt.” Cell mocks. 

“You have no business speaking on matters that you don’t have any subject on! You barely even know how it is to be a great father so don’t go mocking me for my decisions! I fucked up, sure. But don’t we all at some point?” Zarbon snaps. 

“Mmm. No, have fun in delusional land with Pipedreams, I’m going to barricade the windows and doors from the exterminators.” Cell saunters away, leaving a fuming Zarbon behind. 

Zarbon took a deep breath. “Let’s go, there’s one more person I’d like you to meet.” Zarbon waved his hand for her to come with him. 

“Oh okay.” Orion said, following Zarbon. Zarbon seemed to be tense in his footsteps, seeming to be pissed and she looked down.

Zarbon finally stopped in front of the doors. “This is where most of the villains go to unwind.” Zarbon said, and walked in the room.

“Ey! Zarbon is ‘ere!” Said a voice, Zarbon smirked as a red short alien with a mullet smiled. 

“Hey, Jeice. I take it you didn’t start without me, hm?” Zarbon asked. 

“Not at all! Not at all! Oh! Is that Orion? Aren’t ya a sight for sore eyes?” Jeice smirks, with one hand on his hip

“Hey, Jeice! What’s up?” Orion asked. Jeice chuckles and shrugs.

“Nothin’ much, just got done with a drinking game!” Jeice proudly brags. 

“With who?” Orion arched an eye.

“Oh, who do you think it was?” Jeice asked. Orion peeked over his shoulder and saw Burter knocked out completely hammered. 

“Ah, I see…” Orion muses. 

“Yup! Burter barely lasted a drink in! I didn’t even have to get drunk!” Jeice laughs.

“I see.” Orion nods.

“So, it’s lovely to see ya again. What’re you doing here? Aren’t ya supposed to be in Heaven?” Jeice asked. Orion rubbed the back of her head. 

“Oh… Well, it’s not that simple…” Orion began, Jeice shrugs. And perks up.

“Oh! There’s someone I think you’d like to meet again! Come with me!” Jeice said. Orion yelps, she is pulled around and Jeice smirks.

“Ginyu!” Jeice called, and  Orion’s eyes widened. 

“G-Ginyu?” She asked, looking surprised. Ginyu’s face softened upon seeing Orion.

“O-Orion? Is that…” Ginyu began, tracing a hand over her face. Orion melted in the touch and smiled. 

“Yes, yes… It’s me.” Orion said. Ginyu lets out a happy hum. And smiled.

“I… I didn’t expect you to end up here of all people. Even though… You ended up, well. Being a part of the Frieza Force in the end.” Ginyu said. Orion nodded. 

“Yeah.” She said.

“What happened after Namek?” Ginyu asked.

“I took Zarburne, My Men and myself off the planet. Then we went through space until all five of us arrived back to Earth and… Well. I ended up moving on with one of the earthlings? Then he died.” She said sadly. 

Ginyu nodded. “I see, I am proud of you for moving on.” 

Orion blushed, and looked away. 

“If you’re here then, what happened to Zarburne?” Ginyu asked. 

“...He’s being taken care of, I suppose.” Orion fumbled a bit, and sighed. Ginyu nodded. 

“It’s nice to see you aga-” Ginyu began, but was grabbed by the arm. Ginyu winces and Orion gasps. 

“What the fuck Cell!?” Orion shouts, “Let go of Ginyu’s arm!” She snaps.

“Yeah, you’re… Gripping my arm badly…” Ginyu winces. 

“Oops. my bad.” Cell sneers, releasing Ginyu’s arm carelessly. 

“...Ugh! What was that for!?” Orion snaps.

“Just felt like it.” Cell shrugs.

“You’re such a dick!” Orion yelled. 

“Oh I’m sorry I wasn’t trying to be good or anything! Oh noooo! Why would I the great Cell even be as good as the almighty Orion!?” Cell sarcastically responds, though it lacked his usual bite. 

“...Whatever.” Orion crossed her arms. 

“Just a heads up, the exterminators are arriving in a few minutes.” Cell smirks. 

“Shit! I have to go out there!” Orion rushes out.

“Wait!” Ginyu calls. Cell places an arm to hold Ginyu back. 

“Let her die.” Cell said. Ginyu seemed to bristle at that. 

“I am not letting my ex die! Especially since I still have feelings for her!” Ginyu shouts. Cell’s eye twitches as a familiar sense of… wounded pride filled him. He was not letting Ginyu play the hero. He’s going to save her. 

“You stay here. I go and get her.” Cell didn’t leave room for discussion as he shoved Ginyu aside unceremoniously. Ginyu grunts and looks on in disbelief.  

Orion rushes up to the two beings. And taps her foot. “Hey!” 

The demons turned to face Orion with a look of arrogance and smirked. “Look at this, Azzy. This must be the new gal that King Yemma sent down below, Ryan are you?” The Demon asked. 

“It’s actually Orion but- I was here to talk to you-”

“Okay, whatever, Orin. Make it quick.” Razzamoth said. 

“Orion and I wanted to tell you that I don't belong here.” Orion bravely admits as Razzamoth laughs. 

“How funny Orange-” Razzamoth starts. 

“Okay you weren't even trying with that one.” Orion annoyingly said. 

“-You are in HFIL, so YOU did something that was bad. Particularly horrible even. I know you killed yourself.” Razzamoth proudly exclaims. 

“...Yeah but-” Orion began.

“That was particularly selfish of you to do, have you no idea what you did, what madness you just unleashed on your friends back on the living plane, did you?” He snickers. 

“I…” Orion looked down. 

“Well, let’s see what they think.” With a wave of his hand, Razzamoth made a globe appear, and the globe glows showing Yamcha, walking to her home. Orion gasped. And watched as Yamcha walked to her home. He took a deep breath and knocked on her door. 

“Orion? It’s been weeks now. Please. I am worried, Krillin is too. In fact, I just got from talking to Krillin and he agreed for me to come see you…” Yamcha chuckles with uncertainty as he fiddles with his fingers. He looked down and sighs.

“Look, just… Open up. I need you… To say you're okay.”

Orion watches as Yamcha walks into the house. “I am coming in, okay? I just need to know you’re okay.” 

With that, she watches as Yamcha opens the door to her room and gasps. Seeing her on the floor completely lifeless, her body in advanced stages of decomposition. Yamcha gags and fell to his knees. He pulled out his phone and called Krillin.

“Krillin, she’s gone… She’s dead… She…” 

With that, Razzamoth turned to Orion and smirked.

“See what your actions have done? It’s a pretty evil thing to force someone who lost their friend to see another dead. You do deserve to be here. What else do you have to say?” Razzamoth asked.

“Just one more chance, that’s all I ask Before you bring the final task These souls have suffered, they’ve paid their price Can’t you see they’ve changed, made sacrifices?”

Orion sang, standing up. 

“They’ve felt the fire, the endless pain But now they stand, no more in vain If there’s a way to break this chain Why let them fall, when hope remains?”

Orion waves her arms to emphasize the weight of what has happened.

“There’s no redemption, it’s far too late You cannot change what seals their fate HFIL’s doors don’t open once you’re inside No matter how hard they try to hide”

Razzamoth shakes his head smirking as he shrugs, and flies up.

“They failed, they fell, they took their shot Their suffering here is all they’ve got You think that mercy can free them now? But once you’re damned, we don’t allow”

He proceeded to fly around and smirk while he pointed to every single person there. “But look at them, don’t close your eyes! They’ve learned to live, to realize The weight of sin, the cost they’ve paid They’ve earned the chance to leave this shade”

Orion points to various characters, all having been watching as the exterminators and them stopped. They were watching this go on, Cell shook his head.

“You can’t just kill them once again When they’ve broken free from endless sin If HFIL is meant to punish souls Then isn’t change the final goal?”

Orion puts both of her hands up as Razzamoth chuckles.

“You speak of mercy, you speak of grace But this is HFIL, not Heaven’s place Their time has come, it’s been decreed No second chances, no reprieve”

Razzamoth flew around as he showcased all the deaths of various HFIL Residents over the years, Frieza looked away as it was too painful to be reminded by Frostbyte even after her death.

“The law is set, their fate is sealed No second lives, no wounds get healed They’re prisoners in this endless fire Don’t waste your breath, the time’s expired”

Razzamoth puts up a rockstar sign snickers as Azzy drops in with a stern tone dismissing Orion’s points.

“But what is law if it has no heart? If you won’t let them restart? You can see they’re not the same Why keep them bound in an endless flame?”

Orion asks, looking around.

“You speak of hope, you speak of light But here in HFIL, there’s endless night The souls you plead for have no chance They chose their end, they chose this dance”

Razzamoth then got close to her, and pointed in her chest. And turned away, snickering, crossing his arms.

“They chose wrong once, but can’t you see? They’ve changed, they’ve learned, they can break free Why kill them now when they’ve atoned? Why leave them lost, forever alone?”

Orion pleads, and turns away looking at the mansion hopefully.

“Because in HFIL, there is no peace Their suffering will never cease You think redemption’s what they need? But here, their pain is how they bleed”

Razzamoth answers coldly. And shook his head.

“Just one more chance, don’t turn away These souls can change, they’ve found their way If mercy reigns, let this be done They’re not the same, their battles won”

Orion and Razzamoth began to talk at each other, with Razzamoth snarky saying it and Orion pleading.

“No more chances, no more lies HFIL is forever, no compromise The flames will burn, the chains will bind Once you’re condemned, there’s no rewind”

Razzamoth threw Orion to the ground as he summoned his sword.

“The time is up, their fate is clear You’ve wasted words, we won’t adhere Their lives are over, their path is set This is their end—don’t you forget”

Azzy did the same as Orion shielded her face. 

“Now, since you’re a newcomer, which death do you want? The super fast one? Or slow? Because what you suggested was far worse than we thought.” Razzamoth chuckles.

“Yeah, Redemption? What a STUPID idea.” Azzy snickers. 

“...But they deserve so much!” Orion argues.

“Shush, Oliver we’re talking.” Razzamoth snarls. 

“It’s Orion.” Orion sternly said.

“I don’t see why you think these “sinners” are capable of change when all they do is sin or commit great evil. Various of the people you’re trying to redeem actively are just beings that don’t have a heart. That won’t have a heart and that you’re praying they would learn. They won’t. Never will.” Razzamoth snickers. 

“Now, what would it be?” Azzy asked. 

“...No!” Orion shouts. 

“Hm, very well then.” Razzamoth drops his spear and loads his Ki Blast but before he could even think of killing Orion, a ki blast knocks the blast out and Razzamoth is confused.

“Who the fuck was that?” Razzamoth growled. 

“Me, leave the Saiyan alone.”

“Cell!? Oh what are you doing here? You came to save your girlfriend~” Razzamoth snickers. Cell shook his head.

“No, I came here to HELP her, now fuck off.” Cell snaps, Orion just passed out, and Cell hauls her over his shoulder and heads inside the mansion reboarding it up. He placed Orion on the couch. 

Hours passed, and Orion regained consciousness and found herself hooked up to various machines. Fu seemed to be humming while two ogres stood by. “Where am I?” Orion asked.

“Ah, you’re in the lab, you got really hurt.” Fu said.

“Yeah, no thanks to your stupid games.” Cell snarks, lifting himself from the wall, and walking over to Orion’s bedside, he towered over her, his arms crossed as he looked down at her.

“Did… Did they… Do redemption?” Orion murmurs. 

“Redemption?” One of the ogres asks. 

“Ah Mez, Goz. She thinks she can redeem sinners. Surprised you weren’t there to witness her pathetic pleading!” Cell laughed and shook his head. 

“...” Orion's face burned with embarrassment. 

“Hm, redemption seems new. No one has ever thought of it before.” Mez mused, which caused Cell to stop laughing.

“What?” Cell asked.

“Yeah, and I think these Demon’s need a test dummy for them to see that Redemption is all that’s cracked up! I think… Cell, you’re the one that I would like to redeem!” Orion said.

“Say what now?”

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Anyone else just wondering how Super's going to lead into the End of Z?

I think it's just the power scaling escalating and escalating that's irking me about how this will nicely package into the End of Z. I mean, power scaling is at deity heights, then we're just expected to have Goku be still fixated on Majin Buu's reincarnation. They're still training on Beerus's world by Super Hero which is very down to the wire close to End of Z, we've got about a year tops in canon timeline left. Does this mean that Goku's going to train Uub with Beerus?

Honestly, I really like the bliss and peace of End of Z and how Goku is still down to Earth; he's got Super Saiyan 3 at max when we only have the OG context. But Super's escalation of power supposedly lying underneath the most chill Goku at your average Earth tournament just muddles the vibe a bit. Only way to restore that vibe would have them giving up on the SSG+ tier powers, maybe some revelation about honing their Saiyan selves. A sacrifice to live a normal (well, normal adjacent) life. There's a reason why my (obviously now debunked) end of Tournament of Power predictions back in 2018 had an idea of Goku giving up Ultra Instinct so it wouldn't become gimmicky and super frequent (Goku now having it at will in the manga kinda makes my blood boil a bit).

If this does happen, I feel like the manga will have them take out Black Frieza first. I have a hunch that the anime's taking a different path than the manga, so there's less of a current threat required to hurdle for the timeline's passage into a peaceful end tournament.

And then they reboot Dragon Ball GT /j

[miki-13]

RWBY Volume 9 Episode 3: Rude, Red and Royal

“In which the rules of a game are broken.” Ooh, I like this.

- Fuck Roster Teeth.

- Okay but the bit with the girls still hurts. Ruby starts out the most solid in V1-3, becomes more see-through as V4-6, and then her V7-9 self is completed saturated in color, a complete inverse of Weiss+Blake+Yang. And unlike the still walking forms of past WBY, Ruby’s fades away completely and leaves her all alone.

- The pathways also look very much like the pathways made in Volume 8 to help the Mantelians and Atlesians evacuate. Especially the doors.

- The shadow people really make me think back to volume 1 but there are plenty of theories on who they are just by silhouettes. And Neo is absolutely the type to use clones of their loved ones/ authority figures to fuck with RWBYJ.

- I also saw another theory that Alyx was accompanied by the boy who fell from the sky and that he was an Ozcarnation who wrote his and Alyx’s story.

- Eyy John Mulany-vibes-Toy soldier got a drum.

- That looks more scarlet/ red-orange than crimson.

- Ruby’s voice is still so low… and she rolls her eyes at Yang. Poor babe. “We aren’t Alyx.” Exactly!

- BUTTERFLY! BUTTERFLY! LIKE THE BUTTERFLY FROM VOLUME 6 IT EVEN HAS HEARTS ON IT’S WINGS

- Presenting arms… that are also halberds and trumpets.

Are we gonna get a “welcome to Dulac” message?

- Ohhh, he’s the red PRINCE. Gotcha. So this must mean the previous Red King is either retired or dead. Meaning that them going through the story at a later point is what’s going on.

- “The Red King wasn’t nearly as rude. Or small. Or loud.” We know Yang, but HEY

- “Well if it hadn’t been for YOUR kind, the king would still be here!” OWO???????

- Ruby is so done.

- Damn, this little shit is paranoid AF. He gives me Shinji Matou and Frieza vibes (don’t care that it’s Freeza, I’m spelling it Frieza)

- Weiss face-palm is a mood.

- “SILENCE!!!!!” OH SHIT RED PRINCE AND ICE QUEEN ARE ABOUT TO FACE OFF

- Bro, calm the fuck down. You’re even exhaling a snot bubble- oh it’s popped.

- “Did I used to be this unbearably pompous?” Yes you were XD

- How dare.

- PFFFFF

- “Green? Why? Is? It? GREEN?!” Fucking called it. (Also sighted this on a post but wasn’t too spoiled)

- OH GOD I WAS RIGHT BUT AT WHAT COST DO NOT FUCKING KICK FLOATING ARRAY YOU LITTLE SHITMONGER

- DO NOT BLOCK HER

- “How could you?” Oh baby QAQ

- Well, they’re losing their heads.

- OH GOD THEY REALLY CHOP OFF THEIR HEADS

- God poor Ruby is still trying so hard qmq

- “Beheading people does cheer me up.” My god, he got the worst qualities from the Queen of Hearts. Like Joffrey.

- EYYY TRAILER SHOT! 

Also, I wonder if this butterfly is the caterpillar that transformed from the first time around? Does that mean the caterpillar RWBY meets is a descendant or perhaps a younger different caterpillar?

- Right, let’s establish the stakes.

- I can see Ruby holding it in super fucking hard.

- Thank GOD he doesn’t take “small” as an insult. And he agrees… for now.

- “So… how do we play?” (cue laughter) Heyyy, knock it off!

- So every player is a pawn (and has the potential to be more than they are), you have to get the most to the other side… and you must dispose of whoever is on a space to claim it.

God, she really is metaphoring for Oz rn.

- Between the bloodthirsty red side ready for battle… against the white side, battered and demoralized… yep.

- “I’m missing three pieces.” “How perfect you brought along friends to play then.” FUCK

- “The most important thing is winning this game!” AAAAHHHHH

- “No one’s going to get hurt… right?” ”(smirks) As I am a gracious ruler, the white team may go first.” FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

- AH SHIT EVERYTHING’S GONE DARK THIS IS SO MUCH MORE NERVE-WRACKING THAN BEFORE

- Trailer shot qmq

- Oh that poor piece.

- AH SHIT THEY’RE GETTING TAKEN OUT FAST

- But also some giving up too quickly and tapping out is very familiar…

- EYYY AN ON-SCREEN VICTORY FOR WEISS

- Good little Little, keep waving the green leaf flags of victory!

- “Why do you want to go to the tree?” “We want to go home, and we believe the tree can get us there.” Well that’s- “Yang, you’re up!” Ooh, I like this bass!

- VERY NICE, YANG! AND I SEE BLAKE BLUSHING AT YOU ^^

- OOH-HOO-HOO THAT NOSE RUB >:D

- “(eye-twitch) Aaaand, how do you know this?” “… Well, it worked for someone we know.” Well- “Blake, your turn!” Ruby, please stop cutting me off.

- WELL DONE, BLAKE! AND YANG IS SO PROUD- OH SHE BLUSHED SO HARD I CAN’T 8D

- And now the pawns are all fired up and ready to fight! But the red prince is pissed now- whether because he’s losing or because he knows who they’re talking about or both, I’m unsure of yet.

- “THIS ISN’T HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO! THIS ISN’T RIGHT! THIS ISN’T FAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR!”

- “Wait… what type of creatures did you say you are again?” Ooohhh, here we goooo. “Well Blake is a faunus. Little is a mouse, I think.” “Sure!” (Ohhh?) “And the rest of us are human.” EYYYY THE CHESHIRE- I MEAN CURIOUS CAT

- Those gasps tho. Are we gonna see his face break? OH SHIT WE ARE “Human? HUMAN?! I KNEW IT! YOU MUST HAVE CHEATED!” AH SHIT WE ARE AFTER ALYX’S TIME!

- “ALL OF YOU! GET THEM! GET THEM!” SHIT HE’S COMMANDING ALL THE PIECES

- EYYY THERE’S BUMBLEBY’S MOVE AND THE TRAILER MUSIC AGAIN

- WEISS CHANNELING WINTER’S POWER OF GOD AND ANIME GETS HER MORE ON-SCREEN VICTORIES

- WE HAVE ENTERED BOP CITY! POPULATION: THESE FUCKEERS

- “Hey wait stop! You’re going to hurt them!” “It’s MY royal birthday and I can do WHATEVER I LIKE!” Oh that little shit is absolutely cheating!

- OH NO YANG IS DOG-PILED! BLAKE, SAVE YOUR WIFE!

- FUCK BLAKE’S OUT OF BULLETS THE GUNS ARE USELESS

- “Give up already!” “(inhales through teeth) … we. Won’t.” GO! “KICK THEIR WOODEN BUTTS!” SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID “ASSES” BUT THIS WORKS TOO!

- WE’RE KING OF THE CASTLE NOW HELL YES CALLBACK

- EYYY WE GOT SNOW ANGEL

- CUE THE SUN DRAGON IN ALL HER BLAZING SPLENDOR

- OH SHIT SHE’S GOT A CLAYMORE KNOW YOU BITCHES IS FUCKING DEAD

- HOLY FUCK THAT WAS THE COOLEST BOARD GAME EVER

- Aaaand he flipped the game board like the spoiled little bitch he is. 

- Oh thank god Ruby caught them.

- “If you don’t concede, I’ll have you beheaded!” JUST CONCEDE YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SHIT!

- YOU TELL HIM RUBY!

- Curious Cat!

- “You must be so distraught… unable to do the one thing you were put on this acre to do.” Oh damn.

- Ooh, so Curious Cat is like a therapy cat for RP?

- … is he crying pinballs????

- “Promises are like birds: they taste great, but they always escape.” I mean…

- Good on you for getting them out of there, CC!

- EY THE CHASE SCENE FROM THE TRAILER

- “I don’t know how that went so wrong...” It’s not your fault, babe. Your opponent is a little bitch.

- Ohh, so he was a guest… so why did he come by?

- Is RK dead?

- “Times change you know, and so do we when it’s our time to change. Don’t you?” Ooh boy.

- Eyy, they escaped! But, without Floating Array…

- “So we’re not in the stupid story! We’re in it’s stupid sequel!” Weiss echoing every person on shitty sequels ever.

- Trailer shot and CC questioning Ruby. But this isn’t a good time.

- “And what is your favorite dessert?” Are we gonna learn Ruby likes strawberries? 

- “You’re not nearly as interesting as the others I’ve met!” Others, plural? Neo, Jaune, Alyx, the boy who fell from the sky?

- Oh my god, it’s the vine with Bently biting the butterfly.

- Yang called her “Roobes/Rubes”!

- Poor Little.

- Wait, this background… it’s from Neo’s scene in the trailer!

- The Jabberwalker! Aaaand that is blood. Is it from him, or raining? “Fix.” Is he a construct???

- OH SHIT THAT WAS A PINK LIGHT TOUCHING DOWN! WAS THAT NEO?!

- JESUS CHRIST SHE REALLY DID JUST LAND, TAKE RUBY’S APPEARANCE AND START WREAKING HAVOC

- SHE MADE A FUCKIGN CLONE OF HERSELF ARE THOSE WHAT THE SHADOWS WERE AND DOES THAT MEAN SHE CAN CHANGE THEIR FORM

- “Stop. Cease. No. No!” Oh that poor thing…

Well holy fuck this happened.

[duhragonball]

Dragon Ball Super 122

>:D                                                                   o8<

Last time, Universe 3 was eliminated leaving the Tournament of Power down to just eight fighters in two universes.   Since the bleachers are looking pretty empty, the Grand Minister shrinks them down to a cozier size. 

On the Universe 7 side, we have Frieza, 17, Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan.

On the Universe 11 side, we have Dyspo, Top, and Jiren.

I like this 5-on-3 situation, because it gives U7 an advantage in numbers without making it too ridiculous.  Jiren has proven to be unstoppable so far, so if it was 3-on-3, you’d just have Goku vs. Jiren while the other two fights would end up being unimportant.   And if it was 6 against 3, you’d end up with three double-team affairs, which would make U7 look like jerks.  But this way, you can switch things up, which makes it more interesting.   At any given time, somebody on the U7 team will have to fight alone, and how well can they hold out?

Naturally, Goku and Jiren go at it.  Goku’s wanted to take another shot at this guy for a while now, and Jiren wants to take out the strongest opponent first. 

Gohan and 17 take on Top.  “Watch out for his enormous hands!” Gohan warns.  “You wouldn’t want to get caught in those!” 

“Uh, yeah, good call,” 17 says, trying not to roll his eyes.

Meanwhile, Frieza battles Dyspo.  At first, Frieza is unimpressed with Dyspo’s speed.

Then Dyspo tries to shoot him in the back, and Frieza snatches his wrist with his tail.  So now Frieza’s really unimpressed. 

Then Dyspo starts running around, dragging Frieza behind him and slamming him into everything he can find.  One of the highlights of this part of the arc is seeing Frieza get absolutely brutalized by the U11 team, and this is just the start.

As for Vegeta, he jumps between Goku and Jiren, demanding to take on Jiren himself.   He makes a valiant effort....

...but gets clobbered. 

But while he watches Goku fighting Jiren, Vegeta starts to notice a flaw in Jiren’s style, one that he knows he can exploit.  So he jumps back in again...

And this time he manages to land a blow.   Jiren tries to shrug him off...

But this time, Vegeta’s got him where he wants him.  For a time, they seem to fight evenly.

And Vegeta lands another heavy blow.  It’s like he’s got the big guy scouted.  Whis begins to wonder if Vegeta is starting to find his own way to Ultra Instinct.

Jiren knocks him away, but Vegeta recovers and shoots a Gallick Gun at him. 

But then Jiren beats him down properly and blows him across the ring.

But Vegeta still isn’t down.  He’s only just begun to fight.

Jiren dismisses Vegeta as arrogant, motivated by ego and self-entitlement, like that’s supposed to demoralize him.  Instead, it just fires Vegeta up.  Of course he’s arrogant.  It’s his pride in himself and in the Saiyan race.  Is he supposed to be ashamed of himself right now?   Like Jiren’s some role model for humility now?  Fuck that noise.

Vegeta dares him to take a Final Flash head on if Jiren truly believes Vegeta is no threat.  Jiren agrees.

And for a moment, it looks like Vegeta has taken Jiren down.  He gets all happy with himself...

Yeah, that’ll happen. 

Here’s KISS with “Watchin’ You”.

[rosavulpes]

“ Be careful with it , you break it ? I break you “ 

Tossing over a few credits on the table as payment , he’d soon move away to a darker corner of the area . Some where he could find a bit of quiet , as ironic as it would be considering he was currently waiting for his scouter to get “ fixed “ inside of a night club . 

An odd place to get technical support for his scouter yes , but here ? No one questioned why the credits he was using had droplets of scarlet on them were they ? Regardless of the planet , money was money . 

He’d initially considered crushing his scouter , or leaving it turned on somewhere on the planet he’d come from as a decoy to lure in the frieza force soldiers that were certainly looking for him now that he’d finally made his break away from Frieza’s rule .  However , he couldn’t deny the fact that having it around was still pretty useful . Being able to scan the ambient power levels of those around him would help him steer clear of anyone that might give him trouble . 

Unfurling the length of his tail from his waistline , letting it sway from side to side as it pleased there was no one around here he needed to worry about for now . In fact , there was most likely no in this Universe he would need to worry about ... probably . 

He’d already killed his former “ teammates “ during their most recent assignment , knowing full well that they’d turn on him the moment he’d decided to break off from them . A shame he couldn’t have salvaged their scouters for spare parts but ... it had felt all too satisfying to pummel them into the broken earth until his gauntlets were stained with their colors . With how many times they’d berated him for being a Saiyan , or mocked his ancestry ? They had it coming and then some . 

The memory of it still bringing a grin to his face as he folded his arms over his chest to keep those stains hidden from view .  

Then again ? Turles would have probably killed them anyway . Loose lips sink ships and odds are they would’ve gone running to Frieza to report his desertion the moment he’d decided to slip away . 

Who was Frieza ? A galactic tyrant with a level of power that was rumored to be higher than what any scouter , a device that was meant to be worn on the ears that could detect , and then quantify levels of power into numbers that could be measured , could detect . He’d been enslaved to the Frieza force for years now , conquering different planets for them in his Universe of origin ever since he was a kid and not one person he’d every come across could say with certainly just how strong Frieza was . Direct defiance against Frieza’s empire was a sure way to die . 

As a rather large plate of food , and jug of water was brought to his table the Saiyan began to help himself heartily . His appetite something fierce since he’d first awoken . 

As Frieza ruled his universe of origin , and had the ability to detect ambient levels of power thanks to use of scouters like the one Turles himself possessed , the only way for him to escape had been to enter a state of near death . Lowering his heart rate , and feigning a state of death while traversing through the stars inside of his ship to make it seem like he was dead . With his level of power brought down to near nothing , any scouter that had picked him up ? Probably just thought he was an asteroid soaring on thanks to the pod like structure of his small ship . 

Now that he was free ? Part of him was tempted to go out and find a planet of his own to conquer , not for Frieza , not for anyone else but himself but ... there was also a part of him that couldn’t help but wonder if he’d traveled far enough away from his Universe or origin that he couldn’t be detected , no matter how high he raised his own power level . To that end , maybe it was time to get some serious training in , a safeguard to ensure that if someone did find him that knew him ? They’d never make it back alive to snitch on him . 

Fangs gleaming as they bit through the bone of the meat he as downing with ease . Maybe there were some fight clubs around here that he could warm himself up with , he could use some more money ... 

“ That’s it , get up ... you want to put on a good show for all these people don’t you ? “ 

Smirking as his bloodied opponent slowly managed to stand , the man had been on his last legs for sometime now , with Turles enjoying the fights he’d gone through thus far . He’d yet to find a proper challenge to satiate his saiyan craving for battle but this still had the makings of warm up , even if it wasn’t a decent one . Stomping his foot over the broken remains of a combat machine whose’ s head he’d ripped off earlier on , he’d flatten the machine completely under his boot . His opponent was the last one left out of this grouping of men and machines .  

Easier to make more money when he’d agreed to matches where it was multiple group against him alone . 

@grislyintentions​

[newtsfern]

PLANETARY

Word count: 1301

Rating: teen and up audiences

warnings: mild gore, not canon compliant

pairings- Goku/Original character

PROLOGUE: Error 737

Planets.

There are plenty of them out there, yet still so many waiting to be discovered. Inhabited or not was of little matter- the planet trade was big, and took whatever it could get. Even planets uninhabited could go for the top dollar, whether it be for resources, or for a new home for people whose own planet was victim to the planet trade. It was a grueling business, some seeing it as a wonderful thing, others understanding that this 'business' was nothing but a farce- just another money making scheme, and innocents were in the middle of it all.

Unfortunately, I was one of the people under the illusion that it was a good thing- hypnotized and beaten like a dog to obey Frieza's every word. 

The planet Ardro had been a nice place, at one time. Prosperous year round (a whopping 671 days), full of vacationing and trade- the planet was full of valuable resources; which was exactly how it came under Frieza's radar. The natives of the planet were not fighters in the slightest, though they were good at manipulating energy and using it to make illusions, of sorts. They held magic shows, something they did during the vacationing months of the year, when people across the galaxy would come, practically throwing money at the Ardrians. But, that was a long time ago. Now, the planet was nothing more than a simple junkyard, if you could even call it that. Sure, some natural resources remained, but none of that mattered anymore. 

And, at that time, I didn't care. I didn't care the planet was destroyed, stripped of its resources, and most of its life. And I didn't care that I caused it, either. I was only a child, forced to carry out the orders of men much older than I. 

The planet Ardro was just another victim of the trade, I its slave. 

 

 

"Solana, there's another explosion over there." My  teammate Taro pointed out, snapping me out of my  daze. I looked up just as a rumble shook the ground, making me sway on my feet.

I was our teams captain, making me in charge of everybody on my team, which only consisted of Cressa, my long time friend, and Taro, her twin brother. We were only children, forced to conquer the Planet Ardro. King Vegeta sent us personally, making this my mission to formally prove myself to him and the rest of the council. I was of noble birth, just as Cressa and Taro were. The three of us were higher class warriors, and if I was able to command this team, and conquer the planet, I would formally be able to go on real missions with older, more experienced warriors. 

"Taro, where is Cressa?" I asked, panic rising into my chest. "How should I know?" He retorted as another spasm shook the ground. "Just check your scouter, Solana. I'm sure she's around here somewhere... If you're that worried, I'll go check in the quarry over here." And with that, Taro left. I was only one of the three of us that was given a Scouter, so trying to communicate with her through it was a futile attempt. I could, however, hope her power level would show up. 

I pressed the side button on my scouter, turning in the direction where I detected there were two dying power levels. 'Cressa was the third in our class, second to me, third to the prince. It would be impossible for it to be her, not on this planet... Besides, who would be with her?' I told myself, swallowing down the anxiety welling in me. Though, there was no other power levels I could detect- none besides Taro, anyways. 'Still, it wouldn't hurt to check...' 

When I arrived, I was stopped dead in my tracks. 

"Why...?" I asked, stumbling forward and falling to my knees in front of her. "Cressa, what... Why..." 

She was dead, her arms bruised and full of various abrasions, her mouth slack and eyes unseeing. Her tail had been severed from her body, thrown onto her chest like it was nothing. There was no obvious cause of death, though I could tell her downfall had been anything but quick and painless. Frozen in place, shock took over me; I couldn't look away from her glazed over eyes, the blood stained onto her armor, her broken fingers... It was all too much. And I was scared. 

A cough from the side of me alerted me that there was still someone here. And they were alive. Slowly, I turned my head, rising to my feet. Stumbling forward, I stood over the Ardrian, gritting my teeth. "Did you... Did you kill her?" I asked, my voice and octave too high. He spoke a language I didn't understand, and I raised my hand, ready to avenge my friend. Suddenly, my scouter alerted me to a power level dying rapidly. It took me a minute, but when I realized it was Taro, I went to him as fast as I could, forgetting about the Ardrian whose life I had unexpectedly and unknowingly saved. 

He, too, was dead by the time I got there. Though he was alone. He wasn't as mangled as Cressa was, and I thanked whatever higher power for that. I didn't want him to suffer- either of them. 

As I stood over him, I was filled with dozens of thoughts, rapidly racing through my mind. How did this happen? Who killed them? Was it the Ardrians? How did they get so strong? How were they strong enough to do this? But it didn't matter, not now. Not until I got back to Planet Vegeta, and I could relay what happened. Then... Then I could get revenge for them. Luckily, the quarry was where our space pods had landed, so I wasted no time entering my pod and setting coordinates for Vegeta. However, what flashed across the screen was the last thing I could have ever expected. 

Planet not found. Error: 737

I knew what that code meant. Every Saiyan did. It was the code sent out when a planet had been destroyed, no longer of use. No longer beneficial to the system... The trade. 

 

 

That was a long time ago. I was different... Or maybe just older. 

The space pod started a series of beeping sounds- thanks to it being old and unmaintained- letting me know I was arriving at my destination. I closed my eyes, ignoring the panic and anxiety that was bubbling up. It would be okay.

Frieza was dead. 

I self soothed by wrapping my tail around my hand, then unwinding it, and repeating the process. 

Frieza was dead.

It had been nearing two decades since I last saw or heard of any Saiyans... And within a few minutes I would be with some of my people once again. 

Frieza was dead.

My space pod entered the planets' atmosphere, fastly approaching the surface. I would be lying if I said I wasn't somewhat concerned it would plummet into the ground, flattening itself with me in it. Letting go of my tail and wrapping it back around my waist, I grabbed the scouter next to me just as my pod finally crashed. Luckily, it appeared to have landed in the middle of no-where, from what I could see out of the red window. I wouldn't have to deal with the planets native inhabitants this way, which was preferable. The quicker, the easier, the better. 

I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, readying myself for the last time. This was it. Two decades in the making. 

I opened the pod door, stepping out. I raised my hand, putting the scouter on, ready to find my people, when-

"Who are you, and what do you want?" 

[nella09archive]

Marriage. 42

Chapter 42: to the rescue! Vegeta?

Won’t Bulma be so happy that I got the dragon ball, and not get killed. Uh? Why does everyone look scared? What! Vegeta was here, and that green guy. Crap! It’s so not fair. Thank goodness I don’t have to carry Bulma. Now that we’re in a new location, Krillin wants me to meet the Grand Namek. I’m scared. What if, it was Vegeta who hid the ball? Oh no! No! No! That means if he finds out I’m dead!

The only bright side, is that daddy is on his way. And that was like 4 days ago, so that means I have to make it 2 more days. Then dad would show all of them. And then I get to go home to mom. Ok, got to keep my power level down. This is so hard, but I have to do this. Mr. Piccolo is counting on me. All of friends are counting on us.

…

Oh, this is so cool. I feel so much stronger. Maybe now I could face Vegeta, and not get beaten to death. Never mind, I’m not risking that.

Oh, Vegeta is mad at me. But he looks more scared of those strong power levels coming to the planet. At first, I thought it was my daddy, but taking a second to actually sense them, I’m not too sure. It feels like there’s five strong power levels, well, actually four and a pretty ok power level. But they all feel very mean. Meaner than Mr. Vegeta. Wait. When did I refer Vegeta as Mr? Not important right now.

Mr. Vegeta wants us to follow him to the other dragon balls, he took from Frieza. He wants to get our dragon ball, and then make his wish. Then we come to find out we can make 2 more wishes. These dragon balls are awesome. Bulma is surprised and scared that Mr. Vegeta is with us. But no time to explain and argue. I kinda feel bad that we’re leaving her behind again, but Krillin says it’s ok.

…

I can’t believe this gravity. I wish I knew about gravity training before. Then again, do I? Well, I better be careful. I don’t want to actually hurt myself too bad, then I’ll be useless in helping everyone. Looks like I’m also running low on senzu beans. So, guess I definitely need to take it easy.

Only a few hours till I reach Namek. I should take a nap, so I can be refresh when I get there. Also, a bath, I reek. If Chichi were here she would be so mad that I let it get this bad. It would also feel nice to have her scrub my back. Her back scrubs are the best. Especially when she hums, or sings a catchy tone. My wife is so perfect. I miss her. These six days has been pretty lonely, and quiet. Gohan. Don’t worry son, daddy’s coming.

…

I hope my boys are ok. I wonder if Goku got there yet? I do wonder why everyone seems so worried. And why is no one telling me what’s going on? As I walk the halls I over hear something. I shouldn’t be eavesdropping, but from what I can tell it’s Bulma. And what I could make out, something about being stuck, Vegeta, and more powerful beings that also after the dragon balls. Also, how Krillin and Gohan just left her all alone. Vegeta? More powerful beings? OH NO! MY BABY BOY!

I slam into the room, and grabbed hold of Dr. Brief, by the neck. I demanded him to tell me exactly what’s going on, or I’ll rip him a new one. Everyone else comes rushing into the room, and tries to pull me away. Roshi is even trying to touch me, while pulling me away. I can’t stand this! My baby in trouble! Nobody was going to tell me! On top of all that, THIS PERVERT OLD MAN IS TAKING ADVENTAGE AND TOUCHING ME! I have half a mind to kill him where he stands. I pull him off me, and threw towards the wall. The impacted leaves the wall intended. Everyone then slowly backs away from me, and I grab Dr. Brief by the collar.

“Get that ship working by this afternoon! I need to rescue my baby boy!” With that, I leave the room storming. I really need to calm down, and figure out how I’m going to get my baby safely. The last I hear before I’m away from the room, is someone calling me crazy.

How am I crazy? Don’t they get that a child is in space, away from his mother? Don’t they understand, that he’s in danger? I’m his mother. I’m worry sick about my baby. After all, he’s only four years old. He should be in school, having fun with other kids, and enjoying life. Not in space, trying to survive. Goku! I really hope you make it in time to save our baby. I don’t know what I’ll do if something happened to him. I’ll especially won’t ever, EVER FORGIVE YOU, if something happens to him! Dragon balls or not, my baby shouldn’t be going through this!

I soon found myself in one of the restrooms, crying away. It’s so painful not knowing how’s my son doing. It hurts to not be there with him. I just hope he’ll come back to me, unharmed. I want him back in my arms, and to never leave me.

…

This is just too crazy. I don’t know what to do. Mr. Vegeta is shaking, and that purple guy took all the dragon balls. And now three of them are playing rock-paper-scissors to see who will kill me and Krillin first. Today just keeps getting worst. Oh great. The little guy has the honor to kill us. He doesn’t seem all that powerful, but Mr. Vegeta is telling us to keep on our toes. I don’t like this.

Wait! Where he go? Oh, there he is! Me and Krillin try for another attack. Again! He’s gone. What the hell is going on? One more attack.

Crap! We’re stuck in a weird cloud. I can’t move. Is this really how it’s going to end? I don’t think I – Uh? What just happened? I can move again. That’s when I saw it. The little guy’s head is gone. What happened? I looked back to see that Mr. Vegeta looks like he shot his own attack. He saved us. “I didn’t save you. I just saw an opening, is all.” What in the world? I don’t care if he didn’t do it for us, he still saved us.

As much as I’m scared right now, I still am happy that he saved us. Hopefully it’ll buy us time till dad gets here. It has been six days already. Then that big guys starts to fight with Mr. Vegeta. Mr. Vegeta is stronger than he was on earth, so maybe he can win.

Oh, no! Mr. Vegeta look out. I was able to save him in time. But clearly that upsets him, especially since I’m weaker than him. But so what. He should be grateful. Besides it’s the least I could do, since he saved me. Consider that a debt paid. “Say that when we get out of this with our lives.” Ok, this is weird. I shouldn’t question it, but I’ll definitely ask when this is over. “And I’ll think about answering. Now stop thinking, and get ready. He’s not done with us yet.”

Me, Krillin, and Mr. Vegeta gets ready to fight again. This where a bad day turns ugly. Not only is Vegeta badly hurt. Krillin is on his last legs too. And now I’m face with ugly. What follows is the worst pain imaginable. Krillin keeps telling me to stay down, but I just can’t. No way am I giving up. Mr. Piccolo is counting on us. I just have to keep— That’s when I heard a crack, and all feeling stopped. I can’t move. I can’t feel anything. Am I still even breathing?

…

I finally made it. I take a quick intake and see what I could feel. Whoever that strong power level must be Frieza. And over in the other direction— NO! One of them is dropping fast, and it feels like… Oh crap! I did cut it way too close with this. Hold on Gohan! Daddy’s coming!

Get away from my son! I got Gohan away just before the big guy stepped on him. Gohan isn’t responding, but he’s still alive. Thank goodness, but no time to rejoice. I try to quickly feed him a senzu bean, and he quickly recovers. Thank goodness. But no time to show emotions, but I better clean him up a bit. My little man made it. Thank Kami.

I then walk over to Krillin, and he’s ok. I give him a senzu bean, and try out a new technique I wanted to try. For some reason it just feels like I could do it, so why not. That’s how I found out about everything that was going on, and even Vegeta saving them. So, I gave him the last senzu bean. Krillin seems kind of upset with my choice, but Gohan seems to take it well. I tell them to stay out the way, while I deal with the guy who caused this mess.

I beat them, and was it easy. I never thought I could be this strong. It feels almost intoxicating. Makes me want to just show off some more, and have a little more fun. But I can’t do that right now. What the hell? He just had to kill them. They couldn’t defend themselves, but he states it doesn’t matter. How they can’t change. That they enjoy other people’s pain and torment. Almost like you. “They’re more monsters than I am.” Wow. Did he just? “Shut it Kakarot! You and your boy ask way too much.”

I looked down to my son. “Yeah. I don’t get it, but yeah.” Ok then. We then head off to face the other high-power level. When we meet up with this purple guy, Krillin and Gohan tell me to watch my back around this guy. I try to reassure them he’s nothing compared to me. With that I get ready to fight, when Vegeta leaves. Krillin is upset, and Gohan is just as surprised as me. I tell them to follow Vegeta, and let me fight ugly.

…

Mr. Vegeta was right, that Frieza guy did leave his ship. Wow. It’s so big. I hope my dad is doing ok. “Me too kid. With any luck both my problems will kill themselves.” Hey! That’s not nice! “No one said I was. Now shut up and help me find where Frieza hid the dragon balls.” Would it kill you to say please? He then gave me a snarl. Ok, ok. I’ll behave. Jerk.

Soon enough daddy caught up with us, but something seems different. Why is he doing those funny poses those other guys did? And why is he talking funny? Oh no! “Krillin, that’s not my dad.” Krillin doesn’t believe me, and tries talking to him. Damn it. Krillin is hurt. Who the hell is this guy, and what did he do to my dad?

Great, just great. My dad is now the purple guy. Just my luck. What a damn wonderful day. “Sun shine and rainbows kid.” Mr. Vegeta is just full of it. Whoever put a stick up his butt should pull it out. “One more smart remark kid, and I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, I’ll wear you like a boot!” I’m just gonna walk away. No need to get violent Mr. Vegeta. “And stop calling me Mr. Damn it!”

…

I just had to let my guard down. I just had to think this was an easy win. Now I better find him, and get my body back. No way I could stay like this. What would Chichi think? Oh no! She will tell me how ugly am and not even want to kiss me, or worst. I need to get my body back! Or else my wife will never touch me or look at me ever again! I would rather die than let that happen. Careful Goku. Don’t want that coming true.

As I finally reach my son, Krillin, and Vegeta they seemed to be having problems fighting me. With some work, and luckily a frog, I was back to my body. Plus, Vegeta didn’t get his body taken. But boy did my body take a beating. Thankfully Vegeta told us about a medical bay on ship. When we got there, I saw a needle flying, and I wanted to hightail out of there. Thankfully, I didn’t need needles, and was place into a huge tank. It feels weird, but calming. Vegeta states I should be fine within an hour. I hope everything goes ok till then.

[megamattzx]

Although the first day of Goku’s shore leave from the time patrol was a wonderful day to spend with his wife, the first night into Goku’s shore leave wasn’t. Chi-Chi could tell that something was bothering him after they visited both living versions of his parents but wanted him to open up on his own accord. She couldn’t force him to open up, but she could let him know he was safe to show his vulnerabilities to her. She went to bed first, After Goku had already told her he would stay up for another hour as he took some time to meditate his issues away, but he knew he wasn’t ever going to be rid of them truly. He knew his personal demons would torment him for the rest of his life, but he also knew he didn’t have to fight them alone. After he had finished meditating, he then took some time to brush his teeth and get ready for bed. He then entered his room, but as he was about to enter his room, he noticed that he had forgotten to do the laundry. Oh well. He could do it tomorrow. Right now, he needed sleep. He then took off his shirt and pants before putting them in the hamper and grabbed one of his black shirts. One of his pants to his Gi, and last but not least, a black belt. He put the pants on first. He used to sleep without his shirt on.

Goku had stopped doing that a few years ago, and one of the reasons why was that something had happened to cause him to wear a shirt as he was putting the closest things to the pajamas he had on; he looked at himself in the mirror. He didn't see the figure he was but the physical scars he got over the years. The scar on his chest reminded him of when Moro punched through his body with him, sadistically saying, "Don't you go dying on me just yet." He actually heard Moro in his mind when he remembered that. He then also looked at his side, the scar from the blade that Goku black stabbed into him. Zamasu and Goku Black bragged to him about how they murdered his family. Or the time Frieza stepped on his wound from being caught off guard, and he was forced to stay awake as Frieza literally told him, "Wake up! Torture isn't fun if I can't hear you scream!" Many other mental scars came from his battles with various versions of enemies he had fought in his past. This is what he tried to hide from everyone except Chi-Chi. This was his personal Hell. He tried to hide a series of trauma and depression from everyone because he didn't want them to worry, but he slowly realized that the more he tried to hide it, the more obvious it became that he needed help. He needed to open up and basically say that he wasn't okay. Chi-Chi was aware of this, and instead of being angry, she did everything she could to help him.

He would try to talk to his father again when he had the chance. Because the one scar that Bardock gave was when he was sent away, and it wasn't even entirely his fault... He remembered hearing Bardock say, "Listen, son, you do whatever it takes to survive... I don't know if I'll ever see you again. But promise me you'll survive no matter what..." Light tears in his eyes fell down his face, but he could hold it together for the most part as he wiped his tears before walking to bed. He laid down and drifted to sleep. Unfortunately, he was having a nightmare, and an exceedingly terrible one at that. He could be seen partially tossing and turning but not drastically, as he was subconsciously aware that his wife was sleeping next to him. "No... Please... I beg you... Leave her alone... She has nothing to do with this... Don't hurt her... Please... Stop..... Not my sons too... Not my daughter…"

Chi-Chi was sleeping during all of this when she heard the muttering. She then slowly woke up and instinctively turned to see her husband tossing and turning and muttering to himself. Her eyes widened as she realized he was having a terrible nightmare again. Goku didn’t usually have nightmares, but whenever he did, they were bad. Really bad. To the point where he woke up having panic attacks. She always saw him at his worst whenever this happened as he cried afterward. She knew she had to wake him up, so she then shook him. “Goku! Wake up! Please, Baby! Please wake up! I need you to wake up!” Her concern could easily be seen on her face as she tried to wake her husband up. He was always there for her when her depression was bad, but she knew he was dealing with much worse. She always felt he had some form of post-traumatic stress disorder, so when they found out, she wasn't surprised.

As this happened, Goku quickly woke up and violently jolted up as he then screamed, “NO!!!!” As he then began to hyperventilate from a minor panic attack, Chi-Chi knew she needed to be the strong one for him. He always was that way for her; she cooed to Goku as she hugged him. Rubbing her hand on his head as she whispered into his ear. Goku could only cry on her shoulder as she made sure he knew he was safe.

“Shhhh. It’s okay, Baby. You’re safe. They can’t hurt you anymore.” She said as she knew who he was talking to in his sleep. She had to reassure him that it was just a trauma-induced nightmare. “I’m here. The boys are fine. Viola's okay. We’re safe. You’re safe. Zamasu, Moro, Frieza, Cooler, Turles. None of them can hurt you or any of us anymore.” She knew they would be up for a while now, but she had to make sure Goku was going to be okay first before they went back to bed. “Let's head to the kitchen. I can brew us some coffee, and you can talk to me about it so I can help you, Okay?” Goku nodded as he couldn’t help but know he couldn't keep trying to fight things he couldn’t fight on his own. When the two got up, Chi-Chi took his hand as she led him to the kitchen as she could tell that he was still spooked. The horrible dream really got to him. Chi-Chi could tell the two had a lot of bumps on the road, but they were the best they had ever been, and they were much happier for it. Sure the time patrol allowed Goku the professional help he might need, but she knew she was the one he opened up to the most. Once she mixed the coffee up for herself, after handing Goku his coffee, she then sat right next to him to grab his hand, holding it in a comforting manner. ”Who was it this time?” She asked him, knowing he needed her to understand and listen to him.

“A mixture of everyone I’ve fought in the past.” He said. His tone showed that he was still troubled. The stress from the nightmares always got to him. But she also knew he was always open about this. That was good. His opening up about this stuff kept him close to her and sane. She needed him to fight his trauma but knew he couldn’t fight it alone. “Frieza, Cooler, Gero, Turles, Slug, Zamasu, Broly, Wheelo, Cell, 19, 17, Baby, Vegeta, Nappa…” He was hesitant to talk about the next person as he learned to grow some love for him. Chi-Chi was able to tell from his hesitation.

“Raditz?” Chi-Chi asked, already knowing the answer. Granted, Raditz did hurt Goku and played a part in his death, even kidnapping Gohan, but she knew that Raditz was still her Brother in Law, and she understood his guilt. She then positioned herself to talk to him in a way to give him both advice and reassurance, holding both of his hands in the process. “Goku, honey, you shouldn’t blame yourself for something you were FORCED to do. I know you have grown to love your brother but letting his death get to you isn’t going to fix what happened between you two.” She gave him a reassuring smile as she then continued. “But we can bring him back so that you can talk to him. You two NEED to talk to each other. I know it won’t be easy, but I know it’s what you need, even if you were hesitant to tell me. I understand. You and Raditz need to reconcile, for both of your sake.” She held his hands in her own and gave him her compassionate smile as she did what she could to ease his mind. “You did it with your grandfather and two versions of your parents. You talked to grandpa Gohan when you had the chance to again. Your Grandpa telling you that his death wasn't your fault really did put your mind and heart at ease. I know you can get through to Raditz. After all, despite everything that's happened between you two, he is still your brother.”

Goku pondered on what she said. “How?” Goku asked. He knew she was right, but he also knew he needed to figure out how to do this. She always helped him however she could, allowing him to ask his question. “How would I know to approach this Hun? Raditz and I… haven’t spoken since the two of us died together. That was several lifetimes ago. We may be in our prime again, thanks to Chronoa, but we're older than we look, Chi-Chi. Do you really think I’ll be able to reconcile with him?”

Chi-Chi wasn't sure, and Goku could quickly tell, but he knew that he himself had his doubts. But somewhere deep in her heart, she knew she had to take a leap of faith for her husband's sake. "You just need to give him time. I don't know if he will be willing to talk to us, but we must take that leap of faith. Whether he wants to admit it or not, he needs you. He needs you to be his brother. And if you can change Vegeta of all people for the better, surely you can save Raditz’s soul."

Goku then gave a faint but genuine smile as he leaned to give Chi-Chi a small kiss, knowing she'd return it as the two drank their coffee after they shared their kiss. "Thanks, Chi-Chi. I honestly don't know what I would do without you at this point." He said, showing honesty in his tone. Chi-Chi could tell he was grateful to have her. Especially now. Not just when he always opened up to her but fact that he actually went as far as to create a chamber inside their house that allowed him to train in the manners that he's trained in before, at a much faster rate, and even implement his training into his work not just as a time patroller but also for his tutor job, the farm, the lumber business that he now started up as an extension of the farm, bounty hunting while he was on duty, and even the part-time bodyguard duty.

"Honestly dear…" Chi-Chi started as she somewhat knew the answer but didn't really want to think about it. No one could really blame her, of course. He would be in a much worse position with his personal demons getting to him like this. "... I think I would be in the same boat you're in and not want to think about it. I may have been through a lot from you not being around, but you actually suffered so much that I can't begin to imagine where you would be without the people you love. It does hurt me to know that you still fight and put yourself through all of this, but it also amazes me to know just how much fight's still left in you and how much of you is still in there." She was clearly speaking from the bottom of her heart from that point as they both had gone through so much together and separately as she reflected on everything. "Not to mention you try to make yourself a better person because of your experiences. You tried to correct yourself by learning from every mistake you've made, knowing that you could never be perfect. That kind of made me want to do the same. And although we had a lot of bumps on the road, we managed to make it work. You're stubborn, yes. But you're also very patient as well. One of those many reasons why I loved you to begin with and still do to this day."

"I'm sorry if I have to make you worry a lot," Goku responded, knowing that she would forgive him and that there wasn't a need for an apology, but he knew it had to be said. He never wanted her to worry after everything they'd been through together. "Guess that makes two of us that are both stubborn and patient with each other." Both of them could be heard laughing at that remark as if it were true, and they could tease each other about it. Goku could tell that something was on Chi-Chi's mind. Something that was bothering her. Even if it wasn't between the two, he always tried to make sure that she could vent to him just as much as he could vent to her. "So, is there anything you want to get off your chest? Feel like now would be a good time since we're already talking about my problems."

Chi-Chi could only feel warm inside as he said that, as she knew he'd listen. First, she started by teasing him. "First of all, you shouldn't be apologizing for doing the right thing and protecting every reality out there. Especially since you also always try to make sure you come home safe. Silly." She could only smile when she said that, as she was genuinely grateful to have him still around. “I just want to tell you that you’re one of the strongest people I know. You suffered more than anyone should, yet you still keep fighting despite this. You still try to stay strong for me, our family, and our friends. But I need you to come to me anytime you ever feel how you are right now. I know you already do that, but I need you never to stop doing that. Your battles are mine, just as my battles are yours.” She took another sip of her coffee and leaned closer to her husband. Smiling as she did so. "I love you, Goku," Chi-Chi said in the most genuine way possible as he then smiled at her, kissed her forehead, and responded back.

"I love you too, Chi-Chi." He smiled as he held her in his arms while she held him in hers for a few minutes. Until they both had their minds at ease. They both needed this talk. They both had a lot to get off their chest, and Goku knew getting her to open up while he was doing so would actually help her too. She was always grateful for that. But now Goku could tell something was up again but not something terrible, but he could tell from the grin she was giving him. "Something on your mind?"

Chi-Chi looked at him with a little seductive grin, then got up and sat on his lap, staring into his eyes as she answered. "Oh, it's nothing really serious. It's just that I just remembered our anniversary is coming up soon. I was wondering if you wanted to go on a retreat for it. If I remember correctly, it was your turn to pick what we did this year. But you've been busy with work as of late. Up until now, anyway. If not, we can figure something out."

Goku returned that grin as he stood up, picked her up as he did so, and kissed her softly as he began to ask. "Actually, I was actually going to ask you if we could go to a festival in Conton City. There's a lot of stuff there, and we could bring the whole family if you want; it's up to you."

Chi-Chi then looked at her husband, not out of anger but rather excited, as she knew the festival that he was referring to. "You actually want to go to the Time festival?"

"Well yeah. There's a lot to do there, and it would be great to bring the kids if you're okay with that." Goku said, but he would understand if she wanted it just to be the two of them.

"No, no! That's perfect!" She exclaimed. She didn't mind spending her anniversary with her whole family as long as she could spend most of it with her husband. Plus, she was looking for something for the family to enjoy at some point next week, so this was perfect. "Honey, I don't mind spending some of our anniversaries with our whole family. Every time you plan something for our anniversary, you've done so much to ensure it's just the two of us. I don't mind spending some of them with the whole family. I was hoping we could take our family to the Time Festival anyway. I heard the food's good there. And I know watching fights may not be your cup of tea, but it's nice not to have to do the fighting yourself, right?"

"Yeah," Goku said as he gently put her down back on her feet. "Right now… I just want to focus on being with you right now. My brother can wait for now. I do have to give him time, after all. Right now… I just want to stay like this for a little while longer. I missed too many opportunities to be like this with you, and I don't intend on making that same mistake again."

[sixx-writes]

Do you write for cooler? If so, may i request yandere Cooler with fem human darling?

cw: noncon, yandere!cooler, f!reader, size difference, mind break(ish), dumbification, cunnilingus, big cock Summary: Cooler takes an interest in reader upon discovering that his brother is having relations with a human. (It’s the same reader from Desire but this can be read with or without reading Desire first). (also, yes anon, I hope Cooler gets a retcon like Broly did one day.. his design is too good for it not to happen dammit T_T)

Cooler discovered something truly unbelievable when going to speak with his brother leaving him unsure how to handle it. His initial response was apprehension, disgust, and then curiosity. It seemed that Frieza had reached sexual maturity at some point since his last visit and had chosen to copulate with a human. It was shocking because Frieza hated the Saiyans even more than he. They were practically the same species visually speaking (minus the tail) so Cooler was baffled as to why Frieza would bring himself down to such a level. Furthermore, Frieza was no longer in heat, yet Cooler could smell the scent of your recent copulation. No more than a few hours before his arrival. The other aliens onboard must know as well and that was why they gave you such a wide berth when they saw you coming. Although it seemed you yourself had no idea the effect you had on your fellow army members Cooler noted.

You were so distracted you didn't notice Cooler coming towards you and ran right into him bouncing off his muscular chest and colliding with the wall where you bounced off. Your eyes were wide with shock upon seeing Cooler's face, no doubt you had no idea Frieza even had a brother, and had never seen another like him until now. Frieza doesn’t exactly go out of his way to start conversations involving his older sibling after all. Cooler doesn't feel particularly angry with your clumsiness and doesn't miss the shameless once over you give him before your eyes nervously dart back up to his face. "S-Sorry," you mutter feeling your cheeks heat up. "I haven't seen you on the ship before," Cooler said, "what is your purpose here?" He's intentionally posed the question to make you uncomfortable and it works. He doesn't hide his smirk when your blush deepens no doubt thinking about what you and Frieza had been doing a little while ago. There are bruises on the insides of your thighs that have only just begun to fade and you try to close your legs discreetly, "I'm a mechanic. I take care of the wiring and ship repairs.." "I'm aware of what being a mechanic entails. Is that all?" Cooler's tail is thrashing behind him giving away how much he's enjoying your squirming. Your eyes widen, "Y-Yes?" Cooler is then called away to speak with Frieza leaving you confused and nearly in a panic. Frieza had forbade you from telling anyone what you and he had done, were still doing, yet it seemed that his brother knew exactly what was going on from the moment he laid eyes on you. While you knew practically nothing about Cooler what you did know was that the two siblings didn’t get along if the thick tension that filled the ship were any indication since Cooler’s arrival. If Frieza even suspected you had told his brother what was happening you couldn’t even begin to imagine the shit storm that would come your way. Little did you know that the storm was already building and it wouldn’t be coming from Frieza when it finally hit. Cooler had decided to stay close for a while much to his brother’s growing agitation which he often took out on your body for hours. You wondered why he even bothered telling you to conceal the truth when it was very obvious from how much time you were spending in the emperor’s quarters. The true danger you were in became apparent when Frieza was called away to deal with affairs on some planet that would most likely end up as dust and you were told to remain behind on the ship with Cooler. You had noticed his strange growing interest in you over the past weeks with the way he would initiate conversation in the moments you were alone and Frieza was indisposed unaware of what was happening. You’d thought of saying something more than once to Frieza but it also scared you to think of what might happen with so much animosity between the brothers already. They may just end up nuking the entire ship in a Ki explosion killing you and everyone onboard. “Why do you look so guilty I wonder?” You gasped at the sound of Cooler’s voice. You could never get used to how similar he sounded to Freiza yet somehow less effeminate and more commanding. He had approached without you noticing and you felt a swell of annoyance which you quickly buried, “I’m not guilty of anything, my Lord. If you’ll excuse me-” “What does my brother see in you? I simply can’t understand it.” You froze at the direct accusation before you could stop yourself. Cooler had never outwardly mentioned your ‘relationship’ with Frieza although it was obvious that he knew. “I have no idea what you mean,” you said almost keeping the tremor out of your voice. Cooler took a step closer, “I think you do, little human.” Your heart rate seemed to double as you ran through the possibilities of escape finding none. Cooler and Frieza held all the authority here and any attempt at asking for help from any of the other army members would mean death for them and you. You opened your mouth to speak and closed it again feeling something against your leg. Cooler’s tail was around your calf stroking against your bare skin. You couldn’t help the conditioned response to the contact feeling the faintest of flutters in your stomach. Cooler was tall in comparison to his younger brother in his base form and quite muscular so it wasn’t as if he were unappealing to look at. Cooler could see you respond to him when he had barely even touched you and he smiled, “I would like to understand. Wouldn’t you like that too?” Too late you tried to speak your denial but his tail moved higher around your thigh dangerously close to grazing your covered sex. When had he gotten so close? He was towering over you, his presence filling the entire room, the entire ship reduced to the tiny space the two of you occupied. An isolated room that served as your work quarters with all of your tools inside and also away from everyone else. None of the others had any reason to come and interrupt whatever Cooler had in mind for you. You were dizzy that not only Frieza had taken a sexual interest in you but now Cooler as well. You had thought his intentions were to use your activities together to shame his brother somehow. Now you weren’t so sure. Now you were terrified of the repercussions if Frieza found out; which he certainly would given how quickly Cooler had caught on. What you didn’t know was the depths of Cooler’s interest in you. It had twisted into something dark and covetous, obsession that even he would never admit, and that was why he had orchestrated this entire situation. The two of you alone on Frieza’s ship at last so that he could relieve himself of these urges once and for all. This curiosity as he called it. Just the scent of your wet cunt defiled by Frieza’s cum had driven him into nearly taking you more than once to show you what being fucked really meant for one of his kind. Frieza was immature and lacked experience to the point that he shoved his cock into anything just to relieve his first heat proved as much. You were wavering, trembling with fear, “I-I.. we shouldn’t, my Lord.” “You would refuse?” The grip on your thigh tightened and you hissed through your teeth. Cooler’s put on smile turned sinister making your insides drop. You didn’t actually have a choice in anything you knew. While Cooler was less barbaric than Frieza towards his own men he was still cruel in his own way. “That is unfortunate,” he said, “that you are more afraid of my brother than you are of me.” “Wait-!” Cooler’s tail drags along your dampened sex and you gasp when his hand closes around your throat pinning you against the wall in a singular movement. You want to plead for him not to but your air is cut off and it only intensifies the stimulation at your swelling nether lips. With his other hand Cooler tears off your armor to expose the shape of your body to him leaving nothing hidden with the under layer’s tight fit. There are already frustrated tears bubbling in your eyes as he exposes your breasts to his lustful gaze. Cooler told himself that he would take his time with you for this and not act like a fumbling virgin as Frieza most likely had rushing things too quickly. However, the growing scent of your arousal and the sight of your nude body causes those inhibitions to falter. While he was older and more experienced it seemed he had underestimated the appeal of  the human form, or you in particular. He studies your face tearing his attention away from your hardened nipples burning your expression into his memory. You look absolutely wrecked already when he hasn’t even gotten started yet. You’re so responsive to everything that he does it’s unbelievably addictive toying with your body. He presses harder against your cunt and you let out a choked moan. He pinches a nipple roughly and your eyes roll back. All of these things are nearly maddening to witness after abstaining from touching you for so long. Cooler’s slit begins to swell and part from his cock growing too engorged to remain confined within it’s fleshy walls. You notice this and your attention drops to watch it emerging. Only partway out and it’s already nearly as thick as Frieza’s cock in his second form. Images of the first day come back to you remembering how it had felt having a cock that size inside you and you couldn’t help but salivate with anticipation. Cooler is smiling down at you with a psychotic glint in his eye from your reaction. He knows that he is more impressive than his brother in every way and he will savor the moment you know the feeling of his cock. You would only think of Cooler after this any time Frieza tried to fuck you. He would make sure of it. Cooler snaps the crotch of your armor in two without a thought and you whine knowing that you’ll have to return to your private quarters like this afterwards. The grip on your throat lets up slightly when his fingers slide along your folds spreading your wetness. Your desperate sigh betrays you showing where you’re most sensitive and he focuses there rubbing and circling at your clit. “Here, isn’t it?” he purrs, “You aren’t putting up much effort to resist me. Could it be that you wanted this all along? Hmm?” You don’t get the chance to answer before his fingers are gone from your clit and plunging inside you. A gut punched noise slips out from the sudden intrusion of your hole and your breathing goes uneven when he strokes against your spot purposefully. Cooler already understands how to touch you on some level and it’s disorienting in comparison to what it was like with Frieza. “As I thought,” he said smugly, continuing to stroke upwards. A continuous string of quiet mewls are leaking past your lips and you allow your eyes to drift closed fully immersing yourself in the sensations. In another unexpected twist Cooler’s mouth is suddenly against your own, his tongue invading your parted lips the instant your attention drifted. You had no idea if they even understood the concept of kissing (until now) but your brain was turning to absolute mush with the way his tongue and fingers were working in tandem to violate your body. The inside of his mouth was cool like every other part of him and it was such an odd sensation like kissing a corpse. Or what you assumed kissing a corpse would be like. Cooler on the other hand reveled in your warmth, the heat of your tongue against his own driving him into a feverish need to taste you everywhere. In an instant you were flung back onto the table, sending assorted spools of wire and tools flying, spread wide open and left empty with Cooler’s fingers gone from your cunt. He was standing between your legs, fully erect, staring at your exposed insides seeing how tendrils of your nectar collected there. The scent of you was maddening and Cooler could only imagine that your taste would be even better. So there is no hesitation when he lowers himself bringing his face to your cunt.

Now Cooler is the one salivating for what is to come next, his cock almost painfully hard from the sensory overload. “What..? Ah-!”

First, he had kissed you and now, now he was.. Fucking hell. His tongue was very thick and dexterous in it’s collection of your arousal starting from your outer lips and then plunging inside you. He rolls it against your cunt walls so deeply that you can feel the tip brush your cervix. You’re like a woman possessed, arching and sobbing against Cooler’s face, incoherent nonsense spilling past your lips. Kami, if you aren’t the most responsive little thing he’s ever tasted. Cooler simply can’t get enough of your cries and noises swallowing down every bit of your come when you clench around his tongue in no time at all. His tail is alternating between the soft globes of your breasts stroking and playing with your nipples sending pleasurable chills all over your body. Your clit is overly sensitive yet you already felt another orgasm on the horizon from the way his tongue expertly undulated inside you against that spongy patch. Cooler must have known too from the way you were tensing and worked harder to drag you the rest of the way to your peak. You were practically sobbing from the intensity when you came the second time in under a minute and Cooler hummed in approval. You had barely come down from your high when Cooler’s hands were on your thighs and his thick cock was lining up at your puffy entrance. His intense crimson gaze was terrifying; as if he quite literally wanted to devour you until there was nothing left. This wasn’t entirely inaccurate. Cooler’s decision to sate his curiosity had only served to further ignite his obsession for you. He had expected to be disappointed by the experience but you had exceeded this in every way. The ridges of your cunt around his cock were exquisite with the way it felt as if you were sucking him in even while your body could barely take his size was irresistible.  “L-Lord Cooler, please, I can’t,” you babbled while he forced his way deeper inside. Despite his body’s natural lubrication combined with his saliva and your own come the pressure in your cunt was almost unbearable.  The head of Cooler’s cock was much fatter than you were used to and it had you drooling with unhinged bliss. “How is it? Much better than my foolish little brother’s, wouldn’t you say?” Cooler sneered feeling you clench around him. “Feels.. aha..,” you tried to answer but Cooler pressed the last couple of inches so that his hips sat flush against your body. You arched off the table violently, causing it to slide across the floor. You were so impossibly full that you couldn’t think straight, your eyes going unfocused where you stared up at the ceiling. Cooler wasn’t having this; he would make you remember his face so that you would never forget this moment. “Look at me,” he commanded, rolling his hips to get your attention. It took a monumental effort but you somehow managed to bring your teary eyed gaze back to the tall alien glaring down at you. Cooler began to move inside you and you whined struggling to take it. “Don’t look away.” It was then that he fucked you, not merely stretching you out any longer to accommodate him, his need to fill you with his seed could no longer be ignored. You were afraid but also overcome with carnal pleasure near to adoration for what he gave you. For what only he could give you. This was what he wanted to see from you, your mind and body filled with only him, and he grinned wickedly. Your cunt welcomed Cooler eagerly now coating his cock in your creamy surrender on every thrust. The table scraped noisily every time his hips connected with your ass drowning out the choked noises you were making. You were completely lost unable to think about anything other than the feeling of Cooler’s cock bottoming out inside you and he couldn’t help the dark chuckle that slipped out. Your pussy was truly exquisite surrounding him in molten heat and wet muscles that rhythmically milked his cock encouraging him to give it to you harder. When you orgasmed it was pure insanity that struck you like a hurricaine causing you to clench so violently around him he had no choice but to follow with a snarl. His come leaked from your over-stretched hole pooling on the table and further ruining the tatters of your uniform left practically a belt by this point. After this you would never be the same, Cooler could see it in your face, you were ruined only for him now.  Perhaps when he and his brother parted ways he wouldn’t be the only one leaving Frieza’s ship.

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The Princess of all Saiyans

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I am alive! This chapter was supposed to be out months ago, but my laptop died on me, and decided to take half of chapter 13 with it. Re-writing something I already wrote kinda destroyed my motivation too. But I am back.... again! I just want to thank you all for your patience and constant support! Your comments mean the world to me. And as always, my Dm's/comments are always open if you have any comments, questions, or concerns.

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Chapter 13

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You knew Kakarot had gotten stronger, but his strength is on another planet compared to yours. You wouldn't even have imagined that the level he's reached was obtainable for a Saiyan. You should feel ashamed. A pathetic third class has outranked you. But you're not; in fact, you've never been more attracted to another being before in your life. God, what is Kakarot doing to you? Why do you feel like this? You hate feeling like this— only if you could turn off these infuriating emotions and just go back to the way things were before. Before, you lost not only your mind but your better judgment as well.

Your eyes remain glued to the interaction between Ginyu and Goku, more specifically, the panicked expression on Ginyu's face. You squint at him, wondering if your eyes are deceiving you. The great Captain Ginyu is sweating— you didn't even think his species could sweat. "Y-You— It's not possible— You're a— Super Saiyan!"

Is it possible? Has Kakarot actually become a Super Saiyan? Other than the spike in strength, Kakarot doesn't appear any different. No. He's not a Super Saiyan. You remember the stories from your childhood quite well. He wouldn't be in his base form. He would've undergone a transformation similar to the one you experience when changing into your Great Ape forms. You also watched Broly's transformation in front of your own eyes. Though the memory is quite faint. In his fit of rage, he managed to knock you unconscious very early on. You have no memory of his appearance during his transformation, but you know it happened.

Now you know Kakarot isn't a Super Saiyan, but you don't have to let Ginyu and Jeice in on your realization. In fact, you find their meltdowns amusing. They're terrified of one of the least malicious Saiyan's to ever exist. Goku powers back down, his power level returning to its normal range. "Now. As you guys can see, you don't stand a chance." You know it's not his intention, but he sounds so cocky. At times like this, it's almost like he's a real Saiyan. "But— I still don't want to kill you— how about—" And he ruined it, he always does. His good-hearted nature always manages to shine through. It makes you sick.

"Kakarot, don't even think about finishing that damn sentence! If you do, I will come over there and skin you alive!"

Goku shifts his gaze onto you, chuckling lightheartedly. You scowl at him. He finds your threats comical. How does he manage to get under your skin so well? And the only thing that enrages you more is that you know he's not doing it on purpose. He's not being malicious; Kakarot's just being his dopey self. "Oh, come on, Y/N. They can't be all bad." His naivety still somehow manages to shock you. Compared to Ginyu, you're a saint. There isn't anything redeemable about him. He's Frieza's most capable soldier. Ginyu needs to die. Whether Kakarot likes it or not.

"Is he serious?" Ginyu turns to you, his face contorted in confusion. "He'd really just let us go?" Ginyu knows what your race was like. He must realize how abnormal Goku's behavior is too.

"Yes, he would." You turn back to Goku, that familiar aloof expression returning to your features. "But he won't. Kakarot, if you let Ginyu and his little sidekick go, we will start doing things my way. And trust me— you won't like my way." 

"But… can't we just—"

"Absolutely not!" You fly up to Goku, getting way too close for comfort. You lean over, whispering in his ear. At an octave, you know for sure Ginyu and Jeice can't hear. "My way is to slaughter that old Namkian so Frieza doesn't even have the chance to gain immortality. That would also prevent you from resurrecting your little battalion of buffoons. Use the few brain cells you have and get your priorities in order. Make your decision now— I have very little patience today, Kakarot."

Goku presses his lips together, letting out an exaggerated huff. "Fine—" He turns back to Ginyu, a slight smirk appearing on his lips. "Looks like I don't have a choice then." 

Jeice's obnoxious cackling invades your ears. “Is this imbecile your new lapdog, Y/N? Did you get bored of Raditz already?"

"If only Kakarot was as well trained as Raditz." You snicker. You've genuinely taken Raditz for granted over the years. You never thought you'd ever consider Raditz to be cooperative. Compared to Kakarot, Raditz is a dream.

Ginyu's eyes scan from you to Kakarot before something seems to click in his head. He throws his head back, laughing maniacally. “You’re no Super Saiyan. Well, at least not yet." You're not surprised that Ginyu was able to connect the dots. He isn't a total moron. "Jeice!" He turns to the red lunatic, tossing him his scouter. "Hold onto that for me. Something tells me I'm not going to need it against this guy."

Ginyu screams as he begins to power up. He stands still for a moment, chuckling to himself. You watch in horror as he impales himself in the chest. However, you're not the only one rattled by this. Goku turns back to look at you, hoping to find some sort of clarity, but you're just as clueless as he is. 

Ginyu just attacked himself? That had to be intentional. But why? You furrow your brows staring at the injured man. A brief childhood memory floods your brain. You remember your father speaking to one of his most entrusted guards about Ginyu. "Never trust a man who can change his face at whim." His words echo through your mind. You always assumed he was referring to a transformation, but now you're not so sure.

Ginyu begins to power up once again. Dust and debris fill the air around you as his screams get louder. "Change now!"

Your eyes widen as you turn to Goku. "Kakarot! You fool! Move out of the damn way!" A bright light surrounds them. You move a hand above your eyes, trying to shield yourself from the blinding light. You're not exactly sure what's happening, but you know it can't be anything good. 

You squint as the light begins to disappear. To the naked eye, it appears as if nothing has changed. Both men are standing in the exact same positions they started in. But something had changed. You could tell just by their posture. 

You knew the second you heard that grating chuckle escape Kakarot's lips. So that's what your father meant all those years ago. Ginyu has the ability to switch bodies. You've never heard of anything like that before. You didn't even know such an ability was possible.

Your mouth hangs agape. Today has been full of surprises. You don't like surprises. In fact, you despise them. Ginyu turns towards you with that foreign smirk on his lips. You didn't even think Kakarot's lips could contort like that. "I don't think I've ever seen you so surprised, Y/N. Trust me. I'm not thrilled about this downgrade either— to have to demean myself and become one of you monkeys." You ball your hands into fists, your nails digging into your palms. You have to remain calm. You can't lose your temper now.

Your gaze flickers over to Kakarot. You're not sure which mashup you find more repulsive. Ginyu in Kakarot's body, or that cheerful buffoon in Ginyu's. Things can never be easy with Kakarot, can they? His idiocy always seems to cause you problems.  

Jeice flies up to Ginyu. "Captain Ginyu, sir." He hands him his scouter. "You wanted this back." You watch intently as Ginyu puts his scouter back on his new form. That's strange. Why does he need a scouter? Now that he's in Kakarot's body, he should be able to sense energy. Unless what if he only takes on physical characteristics but not mental ones. That would make sense since Ginyu hasn't developed any of Kakarot's irritating behaviors. So even with Ginyu in Kakarot's body, you still have the upper hand. 

"Now, I'd love to stay and chat, but we have to head to the spaceship. Come on, Jeice, Lord Frieza must be waiting for us." The two men fly off, leaving you alone with Kakarot.

Goku winces in pain, falling down to the ground. You fly over to him, placing your hands on your hips. "Get up!" The man attempts to stand back up, only to fall onto his knees. Due to his increased body mass, his center of gravity must be off as well. You're debating leaving him here to fend for himself. If Kakarot were to die on this planet, it would make your life so much easier. You'd be able to do everything your way. But as much as you'd love to take off the way your brother did, you can't. You hate to admit it, but you need him.

You groan in annoyance, grabbing one of his arms, draping it over your shoulders. You wrap an arm around his torso for extra support. Without warning, you fly up into the air, taking off after the Captain and his little sidekick.

Goku turns to you with a weakened grin. "Thanks, Y/N,"

"Shut up." You increase your speed. You're fighting every urge you have to throttle Kakarot. It would be so easy to end his life. He's so weak, and every single one of your basic instincts is screaming at you to toss him to the ground and be done with him. You'd be free of his idiocy, free of his humanity, and probably the greatest benefit of them all; You'd be free of these horrid emotions you've been feeling towards him. As much as you want to be selfish, you know you can't. You'll never be safe with Frieza alive. And the only chance you have to take him down is Kakarot. And you hate to admit that.

After quite some time, an unsettling pout appears on Goku's lips. "Y/N— Are you mad?"

You stop dead in your tracks. The scowl on your features only becomes more prominent. "No, Kakarot. This is the face I make when I'm happy!" 

"I— I don't think it is." So Kakarot doesn't understand sarcasm, either. You're starting to think he doesn't understand anything.

You catch another glimpse of his new form from your peripheral vision, and you can't help but cringe. "How is it possible that you're more revolting in this form?" 

He grins at you. "Are you saying you like my base form?"

"Of course not!" your face flushes a shade of crimson. You take off once again, only at an increased speed. You can't tolerate another minute of this torture.

After what felt like an eternity, you finally arrive at Frieza's ship. Jeice snaps his head back, a look of panic overtaking his features. He must have seen your power levels on his scouter. A cocky grin spreads across your lips as you wave to the red menace with your free hand.

You shift your gaze onto Kakarot's brat. He's sniveling as per usual. "But Raditz! I can't. He's my dad." It looks like Gohan's about to break out into tears. Even Tarble didn't cry this much. That half-breed is an embarrassment to your entire race. 

"For the millionth time!" Raditz huffs. "That is not your father!" 

"B-But he looks just like him." 

"Well, he's not!" You can tell Raditz is agitated by the movements of his tail. "You wanna hear a little secret brat? Kakarot looks just like my father too. And I have no issue fighting him. So you shouldn't either."

"Well, that's different. You're— you know."

Raditz tangles his hands in his hair. "God, now I know what it feels like to be Vegeta." He narrows his eyes at Gohan. "If you're going to be this pathetic, you might as well go sit on the sidelines with Jeice. You're just going to get in my way."

"Hey!" Krillin shouts. "Go easy on him. He's just a kid." 

Raditz shakes his head. "That means nothing to me. Saiyan children are far more independent at his age." He balls up his fists, snarling. "You're both pathetic." Raditz lands on the ground, walking away from the humans.

"Where are you going?" Krillin shouts, furrowing his brows at the Saiyan. 

"You're both nothing more than a liability at this point. So either pull your own weight and fight, or you both die. It's your choice." 

"Wow, Raditz." Ginyu chuckles. "You're making my job really easy here." Ginyu turns to the two humans with a sadistic grin on his lips. "Alright. Which of you two runts wants to die first?"

"Captain Ginyu, sir." Jeice interrupts, his eyes still glued on your form.

"Oh, shut it, Jeice! Whatever it is, it can wait. Can't you see I'm having fun over here!" He directs his attention back to Gohan and Krillin. "Now come on, we don't have all day. So make a decision. If you really can't decide, how about you play a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors? That's how we deal with all our problems."

The pair exchange weary glances. "We're not going to play your sick game!" Gohan shouts. 

"Wow, you're both no fun at all." Ginyu groans. "Fine. I'll make the decision for you." His eyes scan back and forth as he tries to decide which human life he should bring to an end first. He takes a moment before his eyes land on Gohan. "I played a large part in exterminating that Saiyan race. Why not add a half-breed to the list of the thousands of Saiyans I've slaughtered."

Your vision goes red. Ginyu's words remind you just how long you've been forced to play nice. You had to live among the very people who destroyed your life. And you'll never be able to go back to life on Planet Vegeta, no matter how much you wish you could. The one place where you felt like you belonged is gone. And you can thank Lord Frieza for that, and by association, you can thank Ginyu too. The pro's collom for knocking Ginyu on his ass keeps growing by the second. 

Now you don't feel like you have to get involved by obligation but by your own volition instead. Besides, you know Raditz is too stubborn to change his mind. That damn Saiyan pride flows through his veins just as deeply as your brother. You can practically hear Vegeta screaming in your ear, calling you a fool for even thinking of engaging in battle in your condition. Maybe your brother has become some kind of immoral conscience for you. Because Vegeta's voice is always the first thing, you hear whenever you're about to make a poor decision. Even though your body has healed, your wound could easily open back up.

Your eyes remain glued on the scene in front of you as  Ginyu begins to charge at Gohan. You don't have time to dwell on the consequences of your actions anymore. You need to act now. You zoom towards them, dropping Kakarot on the ground in the process. You move in front of the brat, grabbing Ginyu's fist in your hand. 

"What the hell?" His eyes widen in shock.

You smirk at him, your eyes becoming a shade darker. "I'd say I won't enjoy this--- but I think we all know that would be a lie." You tighten your grip, effortlessly tossing Ginyu to the ground. 

His eyes meet yours. "What are you doing here, Y/N? This isn't your fight."

"You're right, but I can't pass up this opportunity. It's taking out two birds with one stone. I'm not sure which being I detest more, you or Kakarot. Now I'll get to take you both out in one go." You can see the shift in demeanor in his eyes. He's afraid. He never thought you'd ever be able to outpower him. But you can toss him around like he's lighter than air. 

You cock your head to the side, your eyes landing on Raditz. "So what do you say? Since the little humans are too scared--- it looks like it's a job for the big bad Saiyans."

He raises a brow at you. "And why should I?"

"Because you were robbed of a right of passage for Saiyan children when Kakarot was banished to that horrid planet. The oldest Saiyan tradition in the book."

 "And what is that?" It's hard to miss the gleam of amusement in his eyes.  

"Beating the absolute hell out of your younger sibling." 

The corners of Raditz's lips curve upwards. "Then what are we waiting for?" He flies back up into the air, hovering beside you.

"Great," Ginyu groans. "The Dynamic Duo is back together."

You dip down to the ground, grabbing Ginyu and tossing him at Raditz. "The ball's in your court."

He chuckles darkly to himself. "Now, where's the fun in hogging all the glory for myself." He throws Ginyu back at you.

You and Raiditz continue to toss Ginyu back and forth like a volleyball. The combination of your and Raditz's laughter is contagious. It's not mocking, either. It's almost joyous as if you and Raditz were just playing a game. You can't even put into words how you feel at this moment. Making the all-powerful Captain Ginyu look like a fool fills you with a deep satisfaction. A man who your own father feared is now entirely at your mercy.

"Jeice--- you useless---fool. Get in here--- and help me!"  Ginyu's words don't even seem to register in Jeice's brain. His eyes remain wide, almost fish-like, as he stares at you and Raditz tossing around his boss.

"Oh, The Great Captain Ginyu begging for help?" You mock him as a sinister grin forms on your lips. 

"A pair of monkeys batting you around like it's nothing." Raditz chuckles. "This must be mortifying for you." Your collective taunting only seems to anger Ginyu further. But there's nothing he can do. He's not even stronger than Krillin at the moment.

Jeice shakes his head, finally breaking through his trance-like state. "Yes, sir!" 

"And where do you think you're going?" A deep voice comes from behind the red fool. "You're going to have to get through me first." 

"Finally," You let out a throaty chuckle. "I was wondering when you were going to come out to play, Geta."

"Well, I can't let you and Raditz have all the fun, now can I?" Jeice slowly turns around, his pupils widening as his gaze lands on Vegeta. "What's wrong, Jeice?" He chuckles. "Were you not expecting me?"

"I thought the Ginyu force planned for every possible contingency? Raditz smirks. "I mean, come on--- it's common sense. Wherever Y/N is, her babysitter isn't far behind." 

"That is true." You flutter your eyelashes at the red menace. "I'm quite the handful."

Jeice clenches his fists. "You---you--- arrogant--- pests!"

"I'm confused." Raditz furrows his brows, tossing Ginyu back to you. "I thought we were monkeys?"

"You can't expect any consistency with Frieza's soldiers, Raditz. Jeice isn't used to thinking for himself." Jeice's face flushes an even deeper shade of red as he speeds towards your brother, throwing the first punch. 

Jeice and Vegeta begin their battle, but you don't pay much attention to it. You and Raditz are still busy mindlessly tossing Ginyu back and forth. You know you can't kill Ginyu while he's in Kakarot's body, so humiliating him is the worst thing you can do. You need to get Kakarot back in his own body--- but how? You didn't even know Ginyu had this ability till today. Maybe there's some sort of way to reverse it? You don't even have the time to figure out how to do so. You have to be smart about this. Maybe you can trick Ginyu into activating his ability again? You just have to keep pushing until he snaps. And lucky for you, that happens to be your specialty.

You and Raditz continue to mock and berate Ginyu. You've both done a significant amount of damage to Goku's body. It's honestly therapeutic for you. Finally getting to punch Kakarot in his stupid face... well, kind of... it's the closest you'll get for now.

"You two still aren't done?" Vegeta sighs, placing a hand on his hip. Wow, he sure took care of Jeice quickly. At least you think he did. Your concept of time isn't the greatest right now. 

You have to push Ginyu farther. You're getting under his skin, but it's not enough. "You know what, Raditz. The Captain's just so pathetic I think his abilities are just beneath us."

Raditz nods, his typical shit-eating grin plastered across his face. "You're so right. What do you think we should do, Princess?"

"I say we leave him for the human and the half-breed. I think they could finish him off quite quickly themselves." 

"That's enough!" Ginyu shrieks, shooting himself up into the air. He locks his gaze on you. 

You have to time this just right, or this plan will backfire on you. You speed over to Kakarot, standing over his motionless body. 

"What's wrong, Y/N? Are you scared?"

"Oh, Ya." You snarl. "I'm shaking in my boots."

Ginyu possesses his arms the same way he did when he switched bodies with Goku. You have to get the timing just right. "Change now!" You grab Goku, using him as a human shield from Ginyu's move. 

The bright light clears. "What the hell?" Vegeta furrows his brows.

"It's great to have you back, Captain." You smirk, dropping him to the ground. 

You turn to Goku, who's also back in his own body. "Nice one, Y/N." He falls to the ground, wincing in pain. He might be in worse shape than when he was in Ginyu's body.

You move over to the others. "So what do we do next? Gohan questions, directing his gaze on your brother.

"That's easy. We go after Frieza." Vegeta rolls his eyes at Raditz.

"Absolutely not." He gestures at Kakarot. "He's in no shape to be fighting Frieza any time soon."

"Then what's the plan?"

Before Vegeta can even respond, he's interrupted by Kakarot. "Vegeta! Look out!" You turn around only to see that all too familiar bright light. Damn it! You should've squashed Ginyu like the bug he is when you had the chance. Now you'll have to deal with that hell all over again.

You look at your brother expecting the worst. But nothing seems to have changed. "Vegeta?"

He turns to you. "It's still me, Y/N." You're relieved to hear your brother's voice. But why didn't Ginyu's power work? You look down at the ground, only to see a frog hopping around. Kakarot must have thrown the frog... so that's the great Captain Ginyu.

You throw your head back, bursting out into a fit of laughter. You scoop the frog into your hands, holding him up to your face. "How pathetic. Bet you wish you were one of us monkey's still, huh?"

You turn to Vegeta. "Geta? Can I keep him as a pet?"

Your brother stares at you like you have three heads. "Absolutely not!"

"Why not? I'll make sure to feed him."

"Why not! Have you gone insane? Besides, you already don't take care of the pet you already have."

"I've taken very good care of Raditz! He's still alive, isn't he?"

"No, Y/N. He's dangerous. And I'll end up being the one who has to take care of him. If you really want a pet, we'll get you one after all this is over."

"Fine." You pout, letting Ginyu go.

"Okay, let's get a move on. It's not going to take Lord Frieza long to learn that Ginyu is out of commission." 

[theloganator101]

With how much I ranted about Bakugou, I know some of you are wondering.

“Well if Bakugou is bad, who would you say is a good example?”

And that’s what I’m going to be talking about today. I’m actually going to be explaining why Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z is a better rival character than Bakugou is, let’s get started.

So let’s list off what Vegeta’s personality is: He’s stubborn, prideful, angry most of the time, powerful, and has an ego that’s the size of a planet.

Now with these similar character traits, you would think this would lead to Vegeta being just as bad, if not worse, than Bakugou. But the one thing Vegeta has is very important.

An itsy bitsy thing called…

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!

But before we get to that, let’s look at his life at the beginning.

Vegeta was born into royalty on Planet Vegeta, his father gave him to Frieza when he was a child because the saiyans were under his rule. He was forced to do his bidding or else his father dies. And then later down the line his planet and most of the saiyans die as well, leaving him and a handful of saiyans as the remaining survivors.

From here alone we can see why he acts the way he does later in the series, and it’s a backstory that makes logical sense. He wants to be strong enough and defeat Frieza so he could avenge his people and feel like he earns the title as the Prince of all Saiyans.

But with Bakugou, what does he have? Uhh, he got praised a lot as a kid, especially after he got his quirk. He fell off a log and took Midoriya’s act of kindness as looking down on him?

Already not off to a good start.

Now let’s look at how their character develops throughout the series.

With Vegeta, after the Frieza Saga, resided on earth and started to live with Bulma. He starts training to get stronger and along the way… had a fling with Bulma that ended up creating his son Trunks.

Now this part here is very interesting. You see Vegeta was alone for so long, that he didn’t know he was lonely. He only knew how to hold his own. But as time passes he slowly starts to change, and now he wants to hold Bulma. And their children. And Goku-

The time he spent with her was the starting point of his development, yeah it wasn’t like he changed right away, but it was a starting point.

With Bakugou however, while it seems like his starting point would’ve been either after hanging out with Kiri or after his kidnapping with the villains… Nothing about him changes. He still stays his same annoying self, shouting and saying he’s the best while everyone around him grows.

Hell, it even led to him failing his Provisional License Exam and yet he still learns NOTHING from it!

And now we’re getting to the meat of this post! Which is to see how both act after some time have passed. Let’s look at how Vegeta reacts to Bulma getting slapped by Beerus. Keep in mind, this is after the events of Z and they’re officially a married couple.

Beerus Slaps Bulma English Dub

Now if this was like Z in the Android Saga, he wouldn’t give two shits.

But this is after he’s grown as a character, after he realizes that he now has people worth fighting for, AFTER time has passed and has learned some things! Now THAT is how you do character development.

Wanna see an example of what NOT to do?

Well now let’s take a look at how Bakugou reacts to Izuku feeling proud of learning how to control Black Whip. And keep in mind this is after their big fight in Kamino and a few other major events that happened before this scene.

Just Deku getting stabbed in the head with Bakugou's headpiece 🙃

Wow, real fucking mature brat.

It’s almost like Midoriya feeling proud of himself or anything he does is an insult to you…

OH WAIT! YOU DO TAKE OFFENCE!! Because your fragile ego can’t handle it!

So in conclusion, Vegeta excels as a better hotheaded character who gets character development better than Bakugou ever could.

And that concludes this post, good day

[milkyway247]

‘How I got you’ -One of my many versions about how Frieza and Zarbon met for the first time. This is def one of my favourites!!

Equivalent to five years old, a young Frieza stood excitedly next to his father on Planet Pomelo whilst the king conversed leisurely with the planets elder on the hot rain forest like planet. King Cold had decided his son was now old enough to pick out who was going to be his personal advisor, and so he had returned to the Rajah-jins native planet to select one of the naturally intelligent and strong inhabitants -as had become tradition for the Ice-jin family.

As Frieza walked around the courtyard, taking mild interest in the new plants and insects on this world, he for the most part ignored the female children the elder of planet Pomolo introduced him too, seemingly having no interest in them at all.

Hearing a rustle in the bushes not too far from where he was, the inquisitive young Frieza wondered nearer -just for a highly venomous snake to suddenly strike out at him. In a flash of green someone was suddenly in front of him on his hands and knees with the snake now in his jaws, and with a snap of his head the young Rajah-jin tossed the bitten snake back into the undergrowth. With a growl like a crocodile the young Rajah-jin circled around the young lords feet before curling around them and pressing his body to the ground -remaining perfectly still with heavily lidded eyes.

Frieza, somewhat baffled by the boys actions, turned to his father for an explanation. The king and the elder had been watching the scene unfold –them knowing unlike the two boys that the snakes venom would have had no effect on the super strong Ice-jin.

‘’What… what’s he doing, father?’’ asked Frieza somewhat apprehensively looking at the slightly larger boy curled around his feet wearing nothing but a piece of blue cloth due to the planets very hot climate. The elder nodded at him.

‘’He’s guarding you, Lord Frieza. How unusual…’’

‘’I thought you said these beings were intelligent, father?’’ demanded the young Frieza. ‘’Why’s it just laying there like that?’’

King Cold chuckled. ‘’They are indeed very intelligent beings Frieza, but they stay mute for the first 10 years or so of their life. They silently observe everything that goes on around them, gathering vast knowledge before maturing and choosing to speak and use ki. ANYWAY, the king here has presented you with 10 of the planets most intelligent and prettiest Rajah-jins -have you made up your mind which one you want yet?’’

Frieza looked to the row of well dressed, variously coloured female Rajah-jins, then to the younger boy on the floor around his feet.

‘’I want this one’’ he answered pointing to the ground.

Both the king and the elder sweat dropped.

‘’Well son…’’ hesitated King Cold ‘’…it really is tradition to take a female Rajah-jin… advisor work... assistant work... it really is more suited to be a females role…’’

‘’And this boy here is very young…’’ chipped in the elder ‘’…I’m afraid it will be many years until he’ll be of any use to you…’’

But Friezas mind was made up. Squatting down he touched the Rajah-jins emerald green hair, and after the boy moved slightly but didn’t object, Frieza ruffled his hair like a pets.

‘’What’s his name?’’ Frieza demanded.

The elder looked down at the young boy on the floor. ‘’He’ll tell us his name himself once he’s matured, until then Rajah-jins don’t use names.’’

Frieza frowned and then just shrugged at the new piece of information. ‘’Come father, let’s go’’ he decided as he turned and walked back towards the ship, the young boy on all fours crawling like a crocodile loyally behind him without prompting.

That night King Cold took his son and his new… pet, who was still crawling around the floor, to the newly appointed room along from the young lords which was to be his advisors room. However, entranced with his new play thing Frieza insisted he slept in his room and made him a bed up on the floor. Needing a glass of wine, King Cold just groaned and left the boys to it, and Frieza climbed into his bed whilst the Rajah-jin curled up like a guard dog by the bed.

The incessant tossing and turning in the night kept Frieza awake until he finally called out to the Rajah-jin on the cold hard floor and patted the bottom of his bed -where the Rajah-jin immediately climbed up and then curled up into a ball and went straight to sleep by his small masters feet.

…

15 Years later and a loud knocking at his bedroom door woke Frieza. As he went to move he realised he couldn’t –and peered through sleepy eyes to see that at some point in the night his advisor had spread out across the bottom of his bed and was now laying on his tail.

Flopping back onto his bed, somewhat trapped, Frieza called out of the person knocking to enter, and the king himself stroke in just as the Rajah-jin began to awaken.

‘’Oh really Frieza!! Does he really need to still sleep on your bed?? You’re not boys anymore and he’s supposed to be your advisor not your pet!!’’ Scolded King Cold as he watched the now pretty much fully grown, 6 1/2ft tall, handsome, very muscular advisor wearing nothing but lilac hot pants and a matching baggy cropped top yawn and stretch out.

‘’My advisor, my rooms, my army, my rules father’’ stated Frieza yawning ‘’Now what are you here for?’’

‘’I’m here to remind you, Frieza, that the Ginyu Force are coming to introduce their new team member before you depart on your flag ship for your first ever venture. Today you become emperor of your own fleet! And that means getting UP! And getting your advisor up too!’’

‘’Yes yes father…’’ grumbled Frieza as he slid out of bed and stretched ‘’And he said his name is Zarbon, remember?''

King Cold rolled his eyes and went to find more wine as he awaited the arrival of Ginyu and his band of merry men.

An hour later and Frieza and Zarbon were standing in full armour in the main observation room of what was to be Friezas flag ship.

‘’Is everything ready, Zarbon?’’ asked Frieza looking out at the workers loading supplies into the ship.

‘’Yes Lord Frieza. Fuel is at maximum level, all engines are working to full capacity, all soldiers have boarded and are awaiting orders, all food, drink and medicines are fully stocked to see us through one year of space travel, all systems have been checked and are working fine. I have programmed in our route and strategized a plan to take over the first 3 planets in the solar system, I have also mapped Cold Force base planets at one monthly intervals for the purpose of stopping and restocking, sir.’’

Frieza closed his eyes and chuckled. ‘’I think fathers really just jealous that I have such a competent advisor, don’t you Zarbon?’’

Zarbon smiled at his lords compliment. ‘’It’ s not for me to say sire, all I will say is it’s an honour to be serving you, Lord Frieza. Now, we should go and get this introduction with the Ginyu Force out of the way.’’

Groaning, Frieza nodded and the two left for Kind Colds main reception room to be introduced to the forces newest member.

After a cringe worthy display of lights and gymnastics, Ginyu proudly gestured towards a small, lumpy looking green being with 4 bulbous sticky looking eyes.

‘’This… is it?’’ asked Frieza sceptically, squinting at the squat toad like creature.

As Ginyu started to gush about the creatures special talents Frieza heard the unmistakable sound of a crocodile behind him and turned his head, puzzled to see Zarbon transfixed on the small green alien, his eyes slitted and his teeth bared.

Guldo, the new Ginyu noticed and moved back, slightly alarmed. King Cold raised a questioning eye ridge as Zarbon gracefully dropped on to all fours and with a crocodile like sway kept his body low to the floor as he moved in front of Frieza.

‘’What the…?’’ mused a puzzled king Cold out loud. ‘’Frieza? Your advisor seems to have regressed into a crocodile.’’

Ginyus well travelled eyes gleamed ‘’I bet it’s the amphibian DNA! He’s sensing Guldo as a threat to you Lord Frieza! Well, or a threat to your attention at least!’’ he beamed triumphantly.

Frieza looked at his feisty croc on the floor protecting him, and gave him a slight nudge with his chonky 3 toed foot. ‘’Lord Frieza to Zarbon? Get up off the floor, it’s a toad.’’ After refusing to budge, Frieza groaned and rolled his eyes -using his strength to lift the crocodile like man over his shoulder and drag him out of the room and back to his own bedroom, where he tossed him on the bed. Removed from the place of confrontation, Zarbon seemed to return to his previous state and shook his head as if struggling to remember anything.

‘’Lord… Lord Frieza…?'' asked Zarbon sounding embarrassed '''I wish to apologise… that was very unprofessional of me and I---‘’

‘’Sssh, at ease Zarbon’’ dismissed Frieza with a wave of his hand before hesitating and finally smirking slightly. ‘’If anything, it is nice to see how loyal you are… it’s almost as if you were just destined to be my advisor…’’

Zarbon bowed low to his lord and took his hand, bringing it to his lips and gently kissing the back of it as he golden eyes gleamed. ‘’I was destined to be anything you desire me to be… my lord…’’ he replied, gazing up into the widening ruby red eyes of his master.

[techno-woman]

WELCOME TO THE FRIEZA FORCE, MY DEAR

(FRIEZA X READER)

::The following story takes place after DragonBall Fighterz villains arc. I do not own any DBZ characters. Enjoy the story!::

It has been over a month since you had returned to your own body after Frieza kicked you out despite you accepting his offer to join him. Honestly you didn’t have much to keep you here on earth anyway since bad luck had a habit of shooting down your spirits. It all started when you had graduated from high school; your dad suffered from a stroke and eventually succumbed to it within two months, your brother was killed in a car crash with your mother two years later, and just recently you had broken up with your boyfriend whom you’ve been dating for four years after finding out that he was cheating on you with another woman. You’ve at least managed to keep your job at a fast food restaurant thanks to your hard working attitude,however; your heart has been closed off since the breakup and you were tired of all the misery in your life so far that it wouldn’t have even mattered if you ended up robbed, murdered or worse.

Then one day you found yourself linked up with Frieza. It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how much of an evil prick he was after the way he spoke to you for the first time. He was obviously not a happy camper when he noticed you were controlling his body and not him. Although you couldn’t necessarily blame him since body snatching wasn’t your cup of tea either. Frieza had openly expressed his disgust towards you many times and while his attitude may have annoyed you to no end you somehow oddly find some comfort in it. Perhaps it was because you too had days where you just had to let out your frustrations though it was all in private. You’ve powered through mentally with Frieza because the sting of your ex’s betrayal was still fresh. But working with the tyrant hasn’t been so terrible not when you had experienced his amazing power which would’ve been found in a comic book or a superhero movie. You felt invincible, untouchable almost like a god and you loved it especially the flying part.

The link you had with Frieza had become more stronger with each battle and along the way you encountered Nappa, Captain Ginyu and the Ginyu force, Cell, Goku, Vegeta, Krillin,and the rest of the z fighters. Through them you experienced each of their own unique powers and got along with most of them. Even Frieza was showing subtle signs of him warming up to you which you were grateful for. But deep down you couldn’t help but develop some attachments to the emperor of the universe himself. You weren’t sure if he had felt the same way as you when he had offered you a position in his army after you both took out Android 21 and you knew for a fact that you wouldn’t make a good soldier since part of Frieza’s requirements to joining the Frieza force included strength which you weren’t confident about despite how well you were doing with the link. But of course if it meant that you could start your life anew and leave your misfortune behind then you’d gladly take it. Then afterwards Frieza had warmly welcomed you to join his forces when Android 21 was taken down at last. You smiled at the thought of being in space looking at the stars and planets while riding in a spaceship boldly going where no human has ever gone before. Suddenly Frieza, Cell, Ginyu and Nappa immediately began charging up when their powers had returned to them, getting ready to attack Goku and the gang and before you knew it Frieza chased you out of his body so he could fight Goku without you holding him back. Devastated and heartbroken at the tyrant’s actions you took to the skies leaving Frieza to exact his revenge on his sayian nemesis.

That was the last time you saw him and you never got to tell him how you felt about him. You shook your head as you headed into work wiping away your tears deciding that you were better off without him anyway. You didn’t have much to offer to a guy like that except for your loyalty and love which you doubted that he would be capable of. Two hours in and the events of last month had already been pushed to the back of your mind as you worked hard cleaning dishes, prepping up food, and sweeping up the floor. The lights flickered faintly above and you thought to yourself that the light bulbs must be starting to give out. You were wiping down the tables when a random guy came up to you in an attempt to flirt with you but you ignored him completely.

“What time do you get off, cutie?” The man asked you.

“Sorry sir but I cannot indulge such information to someone I do not know.” You said with a customer friendly tone which surprised you internally to hear such words coming from your own mouth. Apparently you picked up some of Frieza’s elegant speech pattern while you were linked with him.

The man looked surprised in a happy way. “Fancy way of talking, eh? Then how about you let me take you somewhere fancy to eat after you get off?”

“No thank you.” You said as you started to get irritated with him. The lights above you started to flicker.

“Don’t be like that, baby. I can treat you real nice.” The guy insisted.

“Please sir, I have work to do and I am not interested. Have a nice day.” You told him as you kept your tone friendly while your temper was rising. The lights flickered faster causing several of the staff and customers to look in confusion.

“C’mon don’t tell me that a pretty face like you already has a boyfriend?” Inquired the guy.

Now it was starting to get too personal for your liking as the memories of your ex flowed into your mind like a stream of water. Anger was bubbling up as the flickering lights intensified causing everyone to become concerned and even scared. “That is no concern of yours. Now please leave me alone and have a nice day.” You clenched your teeth as you managed to say in a sweet tone while keeping a grip on your temper. You were getting ready to head back into the kitchen when you felt a hand grab your arm and pulled you back.

“What’s the matter, bitch?” The guy hissed. “You think you’re too good to have a good time with guys like me?” He smelled like he hasn’t bathed in a week and his grip on you grew tighter.

Your coworkers and a few customers saw this and attempted to get him to let you go. But the guy insisted that he was your boyfriend and that it was no one’s business.

“SHUT UP JACKASS! YOU’RE NO ONE TO ME!” You yelled angrily at him and at that same time the lights that were flickering above you exploded. Everyone in the store screamed and covered their heads as glass fell upon them. A fire broke out causing several staff members to grab fire extinguishers and put out the fire.

The customers ran out screaming in panic as you were also running out of the store. You didn’t know what was going on but you did know that this had never happened in the restaurant before. So why now? Sounds of police sirens were drawing close as was the firefighters and you just hoped that no one got hurt. Suddenly you felt arms grabbing you by the waist and you were then carried off by someone.

“Hey! Let me go!” You exclaimed. “Put me down! What do you think you’re doing!”

“It’s just us, human!” Said a familiar gruff yet friendly voice.

You turned to see none other than Captain Ginyu of the Ginyu force. “Ginyu!” You cried as you instantly gave him a hug.

“Don’t forget about us, sheila!” Jeice said happily.

“Hey Jeice, Burter, Recoome, Guldo! It’s great to see you guys again!” You grinned as you saw the rest of the Ginyu force. “But how did you know where to find me?”

Ginyu pointed to the scouter on his face. “We detected your ki with these and by the looks of it your ki skyrocketed to another level!”

You looked at him confused. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Didn’t you see what had just happened at the restaurant?” Burter asked pointing back to where your job was.

You felt your heart sink as you came to realize what they were talking about. “I did that?”

“You sure did!” Recoome said with a smile.

“But that’s never happened before. I don’t understand why it would happen now.” You said still trying to grasp the reality of the situation.

Ginyu looks at you with a sympathetic expression on his face. “Perhaps it’s because you were linked with Lord Frieza and that his ki has awakened yours.”

You looked up in surprise. “Really?”

“That’s the only explanation that I can think of. But let’s get you to Lord Frieza first.” Ginyu said taking off into the sky with the others.

“So Frieza wants to see me now after he booted me out?” You said in a sarcastic tone.

“My apologies, huma-“

“It’s Y/n.” You interrupted Ginyu.

“Y/n. Please forgive Lord Frieza. He has been humiliated twice by Goku and needed to get his revenge for it.” Ginyu said.

You huffed. “Did he succeeded?”

“All I can say is that it ended in a stalemate.”

“Figures.” You rolled your eyes.

“I don’t mean to speak out sir but is no one going to say anything about y/n here being a woman?” Guldo asked.

“Is there something wrong with that?” You asked with a small smile.

“No. Not at all. Just surprised is all.” Guldo said.

Minutes later aboard Frieza’s ship....

Frieza stood by the window as you entered with the Ginyu force leading ahead.

“Lord Frieza, we’ve brought the human with us.” Ginyu said as he bowed.

“Excellent work, Captain Ginyu.” Frieza said in a happy tone while turning slowly to face you. “It has been awhile my dear. You look so much lovelier in person.” He smiles his usual smile that you had come to recognize as his causal expression.

“You don’t seem surprised that I am a girl.” You said observering him and then noticed his tail wiggling about almost like Frieza was glad to see you in the flesh.

“I had Nappa keep a close eye on you afterwards since Saiyans can be easily passed off as humans when their tails are well hidden that is.” Frieza said as he approached you.

“Well no wonder why Nappa has been absent lately.” Guldo mumbled.

You turned your head to glare at Ginyu and the others. “Scouter my ass. You already knew where I was at, didn’t you?”

“Easy Y/n, we weren’t lying about the scouters picking up your ki level. Besides even with Nappa we aren’t familiar with the city you were living in.” Ginyu said.

Frieza cleared his throat getting your attention back onto him who was directly standing in front of you face to face. “As I was saying; I had ordered Nappa to watch over you after the Android 21 incident. When you left I sensed a slight change in your ki and made a mental note to look into it after I delt with that damned Saiyan Goku.”

“I was told that it was a stalemate.” You said.

Frieza grimaced. “It would not have been such a stalemate if Cell hadn’t tried to steal my glory for the last time.” His tail curled up much like how a fist would ball up in anger.

“Did you....kill him?” You asked.

“No, of course not. Goku’s eldest son already did him in with Maijin Buu.” Frieza said. “But enough of that. I believe we have much to discuss about your future here on the Frieza force.”

“Thanks but there’s a concern that I’d like to address with you. Namely my sudden ki rising. Captain Ginyu said that it was the result of our souls being linked together. Is it true?” You asked.

Frieza watched you before motioning for Ginyu and the others to leave the room. They did so without hesitation and now it was just you and him alone. “Indeed it is as you were told. The slight increase of your ki didn’t happen when you and I first met but after destroying Android 21 was when it changed. I have surmised that while you were linked with me your ki was being amplified by mine thus causing it to grow with each battle we’ve faced. Though it is not as strong as mine it’ll at least give you a bit of an edge to defend yourself with.”

“How long do you think it’ll last?” You asked.

Frieza closed his eyes and sighed in annoyance. “Don’t you understand what this means exactly? I’m saying this is permanent. That this newly awakened ki is what you’ll be living with from now on.”

You were dumbfounded at this. You now had powers of your own and yet you were unsure about how to handle it. Or if you could handle it. “Oh boy.” You covered your face with your hands as you rubbed your eyes with them. “This is a lot to take in.”

“For you I have no doubt that it is.” Frieza said flicking his tail casually. “Fortunately you will have plenty of time getting use to it in my army.”

“I probably might but there’s also the issue of controlling it. Before the Ginyu force picked me up I was getting upset with this one guy trying to make a pass at me and when I lost my temper the lights exploded above us.” You told him.

Frieza hummed with curiosity. “Certain emotions often trigger such power like yours. Perhaps that will be something we can work on together.” His tail then slowly wraps around your waist as he pulls your body into his. “I’m sure that you will find it most enjoyable.”

You blushed at how close you were to him and even more so when his tail pulsed. “Frieza? Just to be honest with you, I’m still upset with you for kicking me out.”

“I had a score to settle with Goku. You of all people should understand that. Especially with the amount of time that we’ve spent together sharing the same body.” Frieza said in a stern tone as he took your chin into his hand. “It’s Y/n, yes?”

You nodded.

Frieza smiled his mischievous and cruel smile. “Welcome to the Frieza force, my dear y/n.”

[zombryz]

I just thought of an interesting scenario about Frieza’s s/o patiently listening to Frieza’s rants after he’s had a stressful day because leading a galactic army ain’t as easy as he makes it look.

TW - mentions of blood

I loved writing this scenario, thanks for the idea!! side note: sometimes I love a soft and angsty galactic Lord Frieza!  ˘͈ᵕ˘͈

You weren’t sure where he was but you could hear him. His angry yelling echoed down the halls and caused everyone on the ship to close the doors to their cabins out of fear. You were patiently waiting in your cabin that you shared with the ruthless galactic army leader, Lord Frieza. He was late coming in which means it was probably a very long day at work. Frieza didn’t normally scare you like he did everyone else, but on days like today when he was fuming with rage you couldn’t help but admit he was terrifying. You prepared wine for his return in hopes that it would soften his irritation with whatever/whomever screwed up today. Frieza was just as resilient as a lover as he was a leader. Your palms were becoming clammy out of nervousness for his return.

You took a seat on one end of your enormous black suede couch and sat in an uncomfortable upright position. Your eyes were pinned on the door, awaiting his entrance. Finally, a few moments later, Frieza stormed in. He radiated displeasure and his eyes skipped over yours and immediately scanned for the wine you had prepared for him. Without a single word he marched over to your kitchen nook and gripped the wine glass in one hand and the bottle in the other. His grasp was so tight you could’ve sworn the glass was going to break into a ton of little shards. You sat quietly allowing him to regain his composure. You were always able to see another side of Frieza that no one on the ship got to see. You were able to see how much his work actually got to him and how stressful it was on him. The pair of you weren’t like normal couples, on earth if a husband came home from work upset the wife would help make him feel better by feeding him dinner, or so you assumed based on stereotypes. Not you and Frieza, some days he would come home and instantly rip your clothes off to release his anger inside you. Other days he would destroy furniture out of anger and come to bed really late. You were unsure what today was going to be. You were still in an uncomfortable upright position, the air was awkward so you decided to clear your throat. You weren’t even sure if he knew you were there. 

“Why hello darling, have you been sitting pretty over there this whole time?” Frieza tilted his head and narrowed his eyes, you were sitting in the dark so he squinted a little. He was already two glasses in and was nowhere near his limit. 

“Hello my love, tough day today?” You questioned, not trying to overstep but trying to squeeze him for some information.

“Ahh yes, indeed. My combatants didn’t follow orders and put me in a very difficult position today. I repaid them by killing two… well, maybe three of them.” Frieza was getting progressively more tipsy with each glass he drank. He began tapping his head with his pointer finger trying to remember something, “Hmm, what were their names I wonder? Oh nevermind, it does not matter anyways. They’re dead.” Frieza trailed off chuckling evilly. He placed his wine glass on the counter and spun it around in his hand, there was a brief silence before he spoke once more. “I left one alive so if he pulls the same act I’ll have to kill him too.” Frieza froze, gripping the wine glass once more staring off into space. “I do hate when they don’t follow orders, Y/N. Why can’t they just do what I say?” His voice raised an octave higher and finally the wine glass burst into tiny pieces. 

It happened so quickly, a piece of the wine glass must’ve flown towards you and brushed your cheek. You reached up to your face and felt a warm wet substance trickling down. Frieza faced you with horror in his eyes. He rushed to your side as soon as he saw the blood on your hands. 

“Y/N! Oh no, I’ve ruined your beautiful face!” Frieza cupped your cheeks, holding you still while he examined the wound. His eyes were fixed on your cheek but you couldn’t take your eyes off of him, he was the beautiful one. Even in his rage you loved him. He wasn’t one for apologizing, you knew he showed he was sorry by expressing his apologies. His closeness was all that you wanted. With your face still in his hands you sat up to kiss him. Your hands reached around his shoulders so that you could embrace him harder. Frieza kissed back, he let all of his sorrows and anger be released into the loving kiss you shared. You absorbed all of his emotions and could feel him loosen up under your spell. He gently pushed you backwards so that your head would fall back onto the couch cushion. Frieza climbed on top of you, your lips never leaving each other. He broke the kiss to plant a kiss on your injured cheek, still sorry about what he did to you. You pulled on his neck so that he was face to face with you again. Your eyes went from his down to his dark lips. In this moment you felt the most intimate you’ve ever felt with him. Between his rants about work and him showing how much he cares about you. 

“It’s okay baby, I know you didn’t mean it. Now let me help you feel better.” Before he could contest you kissed him even harder.

[duhragonball]

Dragon Ball GT 35

✨GT Stands for Glibly Ticklish✨

All right, so finally, finally, Goku’s a Super Saiyan 4.  It took us more than half the series to get here, but-- Oh, shit, they’re making us do this part over again. Dammit.

Seriously, what the fuck was this part even for? 

Why are we seeing both versions of Goku?  What does this mean?  Why isn’t Oozaru Goku here?  And baby Goku?

Let’s just skip ahead to when Mr. Satan feels him up.  What do you think Super Saiyan 4 body hair feels like, you guys? I have no idea what primate hair feels like... well, maybe I do, since I’m a primate, but I’m not sure this applies here. 

I’m gonna say it’s like a cat’s belly.  Maybe not all Super Saiyan 4′s, but definitely Goku, since he’s a good boy.  Satan seem to enjoy the feel of it. 

Back at Baby’s base, he demands to know how Goku pulled off that Great Ape fom, and why he couldn’t do it too.  Bulma reminds him that Vegeta’s body doesn’t have a tail.  Shouldn’t Baby already be familiar with how this works.  He seems to have memories of the Saiyan-Tuffle War, but even if he didn’t, he has access to all of Vegeta’s memories, and Vegeta understood the Oozaru transformation inside and out. 

Never mind that shit!  Here comes Mongo Goku!

So they fight, and Goku just lets Baby hit him for a while, because I don’t know anymore.  In the base he said he’d never forgive Baby, or that he’d make him pay for all of this, but now he’s just like “Sure, beat me up, I’ve got plenty of time.”

Baby goes for a Revenge Death Ball (his third in this series), and Goku just stands there and lets it hit him. 

Maybe this is a first for the Dragon Ball franchise?  At least for good guys, I mean.  Normally, even in a complete mismatch, the stronger fighter will still make some token effort to defend against the attack.  Like, remember when Goku hit Frieza with that 20x Kaio-ken Kamehameha?  Frieza still held out his hand to block it.   Even Super Buu would contort his body to avoid energy blasts.  But here, Goku just keeps his arms down and takes it. 

But I don’t see the point of doing this.  Goku isn’t getting paid by the hour, and it’s not like Baby is threatening to do terrible things to the Earth’s population.  He’s already done them. Hell, he hit Pan a few episodes back.  Oh, and he blasted both of Goku’s sons. 

So Goku starts going on the offensive, but not really, because I’m pretty sure he could kill Baby in two seconds if he wanted to.  Baby reminds him that every blow he takes is hurting Vegeta, and Goku reminds Baby that Vegeta can take it.  Besides, fuck Vegeta.  We’re gonna start worrying about him now?  Maybe he should have thought about that when he let Cell become perfect. 

Anyway, while Goku beats up Baby, Bulma sets up satellite dishes on the tower she’s in, and uses them to reflect the light reflected from the Earth and focus it directly at Baby.  Saiyans require a specific intensity of light at a certain wavelength in order to trigger the ape transformation.  When the light reaches their eyes, it activates something in their tails.  But Bulma believes that if she amplifies the light enough, then it’ll work on Vegeta’s body, even without a tail. 

Baby isn’t entirely sold on her plan, but Goku starts charging up a Kamehameha to finish him off, so Bulma goes for it while she still has the chance. 

And I kind of like this aspect of the Tuffleization concept.  For the most part, it’s not all that different from the Black Water Mist, except the infected victims still retain enough individuality to pull stunts like these.  We kind of saw this earlier when Gohan, Goten, and Trunks tried to help Baby against Uub, even though he didn’t want them to do that.  They were too worried about his safety to hold back. 

But those guys have nothing to offer Baby in that regard, since he’s stronger than they are.  Bulma, on the other hand, has abilities that he doesn’t.  While he’s wondering how to turn into a giant ape, she’s already field testing a device to make it happen.  And while Bulma would have waited for his order under different circumstances, in this case she’s so afraid for his life that she just jumped at the chance. 

The thing is, Baby might have been better off running and hiding.  I had been meaning to ask this question for a while now: “Why didn’t Baby just try to possess Goku’s body during this fight?”  Well, this episode answers my question.  He might have been planning to do exaxctly that, but Bulma stopped him before he could try. 

And that is kind of interesting.  These infected Earthlings are Baby’s slaves, but their devotion to Baby can lead to situations where they can sometimes work against him. I’m not sure there’s a lot you can do with that in a story like this, but it’s something to think about. 

And it works.  Baby turns into a giant golden ape, just like Goku was in the last episode, only he’s somehow stronger than Goku this way.  So I guess Baby could still try to take over Goku’s body, but now it doesn’t look like he needs to.

✨Positivity Page✨

I gotta say, Evil Tuffle Bulma is really showing me something here. 

✨”Good” “Ideas”, Poorly Executed✨

All right, let’s talk about Super Saiyan 4.

First and foremost, SSJ4 is not an idea.  They just wanted Goku to have a new transformation, and so they just took SSJ3 and added 1.  That’s all they did. This is no different from some kid who draws a picture of Goku with bat wings and green skin and calls it Super Saiyan 12. There’s a character design, and there’s a number, but there’s not an idea. 

To be fair, Super Saiyans 2 and 3 are not really ideas either.  The ideas were the story elements that were connected to those forms when they were introduced.  Gohan was going to tap into his “hidden power” while maxed out as a Super Saiyan, and they needed a convenient way to show how much he had changed, so he went beyond a Super Saiyan to become something else.  That’s the idea behind Super Saiyan 2. 

Later, Goku teased a new form he had discovered that promised to go one step further beyond the form Gohan had achieved.  That’s not the idea, though, The idea was that Goku had this “Super Saiyan 3″ form, and it didn’t work.  He used it on Buu, everyone thought it would save the day, except he couldn’t get the job done.  It was a plot device used to explain why the heroes had to rely on Fusion, or the Elder Kai’s magic, or Vegeta’s Spirit Bomb plan, in order to win.  The Buu Saga was all about subverting the idea of one warrior rising up to defeat the bad guy.  And the only way to subvert that idea was to have one warrior rise up and use his ultimate form and lose.  That’s what Super Saiyan 3 was about. 

The idea behind Super Saiyan 4 is just “Well, we need another transformation.  What if we stacked Oozaru on top of vanilla Super Saiyan?”  And I don’t have a huge problem with Toei doing that, but it’s pretty weak, if you asked me.  There’s not really a theme behind Goku’s Super Saiyan 4 form.  He doesn’t awaken it through despair or anger, and it doesn’t have any obvious weaknesses like Super Saiyan 3. 

Here’s my controversial take: They could have done this exact same story, beat for beat, and not even introduced Super Saiyan 4.  Instead, they could have had the Elder Kai cook up a way for Goku to turn into an adult and stabilize the SSJ3 for he already had.   Hell, tug on his ass with pliers, do the Golden Ape bit, have him taste Pan’s tears if that’s what you really want, but instead of him shrinking back down into a Super Saiyan 4, he could turn into an adult Super Saiyan 3 instead, without the drain on his stamina. 

And look, that wouldn’t be as much fun as introducing a new form.  I get it.  The thing is, anybody can draw a new form for Goku.  For years, people have been drawing the SSJ4 design with different color hair and fur, and calling that a new form.  Or they’ll put SSJ3 hair on the SSJ4 body.  It’s all cosmetic, past a point. 

And there’s a lot of fans that thought Super Saiyan 3 was taking it too far.  I disagree, but I see their point, as I always found SSJ4 a bridge too far.  Then again, I’ve always been skeptical of new transforms in Dragon Ball until I’ve had a chance to see them in action.  But I’ve watched GT enough times to have gotten used to SSJ4, and I’ve never really warmed up to it.  And why?

I think Baby going Golden Ape has a lot to do with it.  Toei spent five episodes building up to Super Saiyan 4, and they couldn’t even let Goku have one episode to properly show it off.  He gets in a few hits and suddenly Baby pulls out a transformation of his own to even the playing field. 

This starts a troubling pattern that plays out over the rest of the series.  Goku uses SSJ4 against Super 17 and loses.  He uses it against the Shadow Dragons (well, some of them, anyway), but it’s always touch and go in those fights.  And Omega Shenron fights two SSJ4′s and survives.

It’s funny, because there’s this mystique of Super Saiyan 4, where it’s like this secret unbeatable transformation, but GT, the series that pioneered the form, is the one that does the most to tarnish its reputation.  Honestly, I think the video games were what made it cool, because you unlock that power and Goku’s stats go wild.  But in GT, it never really seems to matter that much. 

And that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, because GT never seemed very enthusiastic about Super Saiyans before.  Goku and Trunks used SSJ1 only sparingly.   Goku used SSJ3 twice against baby, and we’ve yet to see SSJ2 used at all.  This show kept playing fast and loose with the “rules” of Super Saiyan forms, leading to situations where it doesn’t really matter what form Goku uses when he fights.  And with that kind of attitude, it’s no wonder that Super Saiyan 4 would have a hard time getting a footing in this story. 

Design-wise, I’ve never been taken with it.  I don’t like the dull-yellow pants, and the hair and body fur just seem silly to me.  And yet, I can’t deny the impact.  You can’t look away from this guy.  He commands your attention, much the same way the other forms did.   And I can respect that they wanted to get away from the yellow hair and green eyes.  There really wasn’t much further to go in that direction.  I just think a different color scheme might have been more pleasing to the eye.  Maybe make the fur match the hair.  And for the love of Pete, let Goku have his orange pants back. 

✨Is this episode worse than “The Roaming Lake”?✨

This is an historic episode because it debuts a new form, but it also flubs the debut by having Bulma trump it with a better form. And I think it’s absolutely stupid how Goku just lets it all happen.  He spends a good chunk of the fight just standing around, letting Baby take free shots, and letting Baby talk to Bulma.  I know Goku gets this way when he’s got the advantage over his opponent, but this just takes the problem to an absurd degree.  This episode is worse.

✨The Blade Braxton Memorial Haiku*✨

How’d his pants grow back?

Oh! Coffee grinder magic?

Was that the secret?