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Koba: Cesar you awake?!

Ceasar: no...

Koba:we got company..

Ceasar:groannnn errrg! Nova what's wrong?!

In sign she says whispering I hear whispering among the others they say you cheated

Go back to bed hooman! koba barked

Then Caesar runs after Nova then at the river she crys and he says

I miss my family to

Then BOOOOOOOM! A SHIP OF SOME KIND CRASHED AND KOBA AND MORIEACE AKA MORIS COME RUNNING TO SHEALD THE CHILD

Ceaser: get the guns ready!

Woah woah woah! No need for guns of any kind were harmless

Says the man wearing strangely looking armor I'm bly commander bly of the 321st battalion! This is my dieing wife Aayla

I'm looking to secretly burry her he continued. Never gotten the chance to ask her to be my wife but um I'll be her husband in hell if I have to

Hello little ones?! You all but the girl look well???...

Apes?! We look like apes?!

Koba:Wot kinda hooman never heard of an ape before!?! Lmao!

Bly:Well I wasn't wanting to be rude by saying the word primitive but you look primitive like a prehistoric wooky! There I go agian that was totally rude and out of my caricture sorry for that I've been not the same after hearing wot sounded like the chansler calling me to execute the order we were all tasked with following

So the apes including rocket helped to burry the fallen general

Koba the sceptic remarked

koba: u were tasked with killing the very same creater u clame to have loved that we just put in her it's tomb?!

Bly:She her names Aayla she is who I was tasked with following orders from but yes I had no controll of my mind or actions I tried to not listen but wot was the choice I had

And your son is it?!

Ceasar:???

Bly:I mean to not offend but he and that Nova kid sure are cute

Bly:I take it you all had something some one to lose to?!

Yes my wife and eldest son blue eyes

Koba:We also before now lost our mothers except I was at a 3erd grade teaching when in zoo mother was not only shot at but koba was whipped over and over whipped in the eye to by drunk zoo keeper and he was ruthless when not drinking as well Cesar lost his mother from her trying to protect him shot by a bunch of officers and soldires!

Oh gee you guys I sincerely apologize!

Maurice: the armor?!

Bly: Oh yes. It protects me in battle tho not well enough to not have blaster holes in the chest or a lightsaber cut from a villain such as dooku...

Luka: what kind of hooman are you that you have crashed a ship from our skys?!

Clone I'm purley a clone of a bounty hunter by the name of jango fett he once adopted a non modified clone at birth who grew into his late fathers foot steps.

I think I need something in my head removed the small ship I crashed was formerly known as the Twilight it has a med Bay

You need seargan? Koba asked how do we trust a human if he had just killed the woman of his life with out questioning the wronging of this act

Yes koba I do need operation but not to worry once this implant is removed

Then a younger girl apiers with a greenish tan color to her skin POINTED EARS A WINTERY BLUE SET OF LOCKS THAT WERE PERFECTLY BRAIDED AND IN A MESSY BUN AND SMALL TUSKS and she called

MR KADGAR?! MR MAGE?! WHERE ARE YOU?! HELLO?! WHERE AM I?!

THEN BLASTERS AND SHUTGUNS LOADED THEY GET CLOSE AND BAD APE SAYS

Bad ape:LOOK TINY SHREADS OF FUR?!

HE IS MORE CURIOUS AND HE GETS THE BINOCULARS AND THEN AS THEY AND THE STRANGE BUT KIND SOLDURE MARCH CLOSER TO THE TREE LIGN THEY SEE A FAINT SHADOW IN THE TREES!

Nova sees the girl dropped something a more prehistoric looking doll with a animal tooth earring

she hears heavy but tiny footsteps running

Then one second later AWWWWW! THEY HEAR THE GIRL SCREAM!

Then they get closer to the screaming and then

Bly:Come out where we can see your hands!

Ceasar: ...

Neald to the ground and. Then a peace of more clothing lost

He smelled the cloth and said

ceasar: no one move let her come to us

Koba with a flashlight and laying his gun on the ground Nova sitting by the bushes with the girls favorate doll she takes a hand out with her nails looking like shed been chewing or plucking at them she grabbed the doll and then one eye peaking out while still scared she then looked behind her and the kind clone picked her and her doll up and had wrapped her up in Nova coat

He layed her by the fire and sat on a stone and then the apes puzzled to know where she came from and who she was.

Luka with more fire wood and rocket cooking some fish then a nother ship gently hovering above them it was a strangely tall girl in a yellow coat and her hair put up with five 6 more clones 2 being mayday and howzer then the remaining original bad batch members

echo wrecker hunter crosshair then mayday and howzer and omega who both daughter and sister landed safely on the ground

tech was up in heaven still watching the scene happen

The little half bread looked up and then back from greeting the gang with open arms they walked with bly to the encampment

I thought I left the order you told us! Koba said. I didn't abandon my Republic but I left the life of a soldier and the Empire after you know the story then the batch saw the timid cold next to Nova

Nova took out the sign bad ape let her keep and she pointed Nova

And she ...

Wots with that one wrecker asked

Oh that one's still kinda new and is a timid one koba looks at her and hands her her doll and goes what's your name She quickly hides her head and growls

Mayday covers her with a warm blanket and then crosshair .. Someone get her a pillow!

Rocket: he brings her part of the fish then she scarfed it down and noticing she is half naked she wraps the coat and blanket even tighter around her body

Then she says stormwind?!

And they look at her

Storm wind? No I'm omega. Omegaaa!

Gorela! Gorelaaa!

Then she says sadly home?!

Then one of them says along side seacar your home now is with us then she smiles and draws a map of her home village and ECT

Gorela: gorela home! As she points then drawing more in the dirt stars the moon and a bunch of clouds

Nova gorela omegaaa then they laugh as she entertaingly says orc! Me orc!

And kobas like orc?! THEN back on the ship hunter is looking for something for her to wear then wolffe stands behind her picked her up then Outch!

Little peace of!

Wolffe! Red and Cody yell relax you just friend her then she looking in to the ocean says stormwind home! As she cried her eyes out

Sigh koba get her... She pointing to the brightest star on the right says home storm wind home! And he's looking at her and goes what's a mage then she with her finger draws in the sand and she says magic

Oh. I see so a wizerd?! Well koba no see that here hun you are quite imaginative. Then they all quietly walk to her sit beside her and look at the pictures and then the sky

Then she looks at the ship and hunter comes quietly

Easy kid I only need to change you and I've picked out some pretty items for you to chose some of it is omegas old stuff

and mayday can I hold u now?! Won't bite me will you?!

She looks confused.

Then she picks up the broken goggles and tries them on

Then they slip off her face

Wolffe: strange and touchy little thing ain't she?!

Bly: well kid did somehow fall through time like we did brother I'm sure she ment nothing by it

then she sees an old bandana with a skull on it then a odd necklace with metal fingers on it

Then she found something of omegas and she tried each peace out and then got to omegas clothes and then

She heard some one say those got a bit broke try these on instead so I'm emiry karr you are

GORELA! GORELA DEATHCLAW THE MENICING!

THEN THE Apes and other adults start to laugh!

Koba: pft menicing?! You can't be that furce! Kid!

Then she sees something in omegas old room

A blue and burgundy and orange colord outfit then she changes into that and koba looks at her doll stitches it up then sees she likes bones and so he went to the other ship ..on the Twilight. He starts screening and then gets his hunting kit on and says

Koba: I'm going to be in search of something

Then he finds some metal and sea shells and found small animal bones and then gathered as much he could went back to the ship and talked to the medical droid

Az! I'm az!

Yeah yeah silly robot you got any extra light to barrow?!

Yes in deed we do here we go

good now. You got any twine or rope?! and then he got on the tablet previously found at the coronals bace and then turned it on and 3d printed some earring backings and he made her a bracelet to out of more tiny bones then he went back to the other ship and put the bandana over her eyes lady her flat on the ground and then wot he used to poke 2 holes in her ears with was made from a stapler and a old glue gun and then stopped the bleeding for a bit then he put the earring in one earlobe and then the left then tied the bracelet to her arm. And then hunted for some animal fur and as she played there

Wolffe: well not yet he's grabbing something he'll be back kid

It'll ruin his surprise for you crosshair says to the young girl with tusks.

Then he cleaned up the the animal fur and then placed 2 buttons on each half a clip back to clip the buttons to each end on the front and added a hood then he looks at her boots and sees the fur on them and the spikes and then painted the red on the Amor part of her boots pink and black and added a red sign resembling wot was from her home then he sits her up

And then the cloak went over her tunic which originally belonged to omega and then saw omegas old head dress nala'se gave her he added squirl bones to it and sea shells and then tied it to her head

Then echo got the idea of well I'll make her something to he crafted her a helmet of her own and gave it a wolf and in blood red he painted a 99 on it with some cat ears on it and wolffe got to work on her kama and then they changed up her wordrobe and then she looked at herself in the mirror

Nova: She signd to koba that they need to run to what was left of sanfrinsisco and ran to a Amazon shop that hadn't been used in ages due to the ape virus

And Nova found something in the kids section and found a thing of face hair

Next day they grabbed wot more they could pillows and bedding and a air mattress and back at the shipping dock and the stone cave which was a shared operation hidden in the one crevice of the cave was a upper ledge that they had made into her room and they got the electric to work and everything. Turned on

So your home world was destroid?!

Rampart: Yes you primitive fowl smelly!

Ok we get it!

well your nothing much prettyer! Says koba!

Stay tuned folks! For part 2 and 3

there's no cure for this ape-pocalypse

part 1 | part 2 |

#planet of the apes #koba #rise of the planet of the apes #dawn of the planet of the apes #war for the planet of the apes #my edits #kingdom of the planet fo the apes #lightsaber #clone trooper fives #autism #tv shows #star wars art

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ncvat · 5 years ago

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EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO NOW ABOUT NOVA ELIZABETH TAYLOR !!

UNDER THE CUT YOU WILL FIND COUNTLESS CHARACTER TRAITS, FACTS AND STATS ABOUT NOVA.

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name: nova elizabeth taylor

nickname(s): just nova, no nicknames.

name significance/meaning: in portugeuse and latin the word nova is translated as ‘new’. but in the english dictionary the word it used to describe a star showing a sudden large increase in brightness and then slowly returning to its original state over a few months.

gender: cisfemale

age: twenty one

birthday: september 28th 1998

zodiac sign: virgo

birthplace: brentwood

ethnicity: white

nationality: american

skin tone: pale

eye color: brown

natural hair color: brown

height: 5 ft 10 in

weight: 128 lb

lefthanded/righthanded/ambidextrous: right handed

age character appears to others: 19

dyed hair color: dark brown

usual hairstyle: down, uncombed

tattoos: none

piercings: visual

clothing style: visual

voice: audio

extrovert or introvert: introvert

personality traits: reticent, sardonic, dependable, uncoordinated, dreary, indifferent

optimist or pessimist: pessimist

mood: grumpy, bored

attitude: laidback

strengths: determined, intelligent, witty,

flaws: sarcastic, reserved, self-critical

mannerisms: running her fingers through her hair, crossing her arms, rolling her eyes

habits: biting nails, biting bottom lip, cracking knuckles

morning person or night owl: night owl

pet peeves: when people tell her to do something she was planning on doing already, hearing someone chew their food

favorite sin: sloth

favorite virtue: patience

ruled by heart or mind: mind

mindset: it izzz what it izzzz

motivated by: herself

life motto: i am the cause of, and the solution to, most all of my problems.

energy level: 6.2/10

memory level: 8.2/10

disabilities: none

phobias: heights

addictions: marijuana, cigarettes (she doesn’t drink alcohol)

allergies: peaches

job title: book store clerk

education: bachelor of arts - english

college: university of vancouver

work ethic: average

job history: has had the same bookstore job since the eleventh grade

income: $15.24/hour

dream job: author

what job would she do poorly at: doctor (she would definitely suck at bedside manner)

favorite foods: fries, chocolate ice cream, broccoli, spinach,

favorite drinks: nestea, water

favorite movie: the fight club

favorite music artist: khalid

favorite book: twilight

favorite place: brentwood

favorite activities: taking photos, reading, surfing (she sucks at it but enjoys it)

favorite time of day: sundown

what makes them happy? taking pictures, being around her friends, summer

what makes them sad? every season that isn’t summer, the concept of family

hobbies: photography, writing

favorite animal: elephants

raised by: mother

parent status: separated

mother’s name: elizabeth hanes

mother’s age: 41

mother’s background: american

father’s name: anthony taylor

father’s age: 42

father’s background: american

relationship with mother: nova and her mother don’t have the strongest relationship. growing up, nova felt as if her mother was too hovering. there were always limits to what she was allowed to do. as nova got older, she started to rebel against her mother's rules and demands which caused a strain in their relationship. although they don’t despise each other, they also don’t show much intimacy towards the other. nova never felt as if she could trust in her mother with her secrets or go to her for advice. she was too afraid she would judge her too harshly if she knew the personal details of novas life.

relationship with father: this is probably the most complicated relationship in novas life. until nova was fourteen, her father was in jail. during that time they had no relationship as he had been out of her life since she was an infant. by the time she was fifteen her father reached out to her and asked her for money. and so nova managed to put together some money to give to him. whenever she would visit brentwood she would secretly visit her father and help him around the house (buy groceries, lend him money, clean his house). this sort of relationship went on until she was eighteen. she was tired of feeling used by her father so she cut him out of her life. she continued to visit brentwood but avoided him at all cost. she was 20 when her father (kinda??) fixed up his life and nova allowed him back into her life. (you can probably find more info here)

only child? no

first born, middle child, or youngest? first born

# of siblings: one half brother

relationship with siblings: novas kinda like a mom figure to her brother. despite the big age gap between them they get along fairly well. he goes to brentwood with her every summer

how has family life shaped the character? nova often distances herself from emotionally getting attached to people. she can come off as very standoffish when it comes to having close connections with others. this isolated behaviour has rooted from her vacant relationship with her mother and father. having no relationship with them fostered her to have a very self dependent nature.

sexual orientation: bisexual

relationship status: single

notable ex-lovers: n/a

top 3 loved ones: the gang

top 3 disliked ones: her father, ??, ??

how have they changed as a person throughout their life? nova has slowly become less of an introvert overtime. throughout her teens nova barely spoke without being called upon and kept to herself. now as she’s getting older she voices her opinion and thoughts when she see’s fit.

major regrets: the first time she lent her father money. she believes it was the start of the dark rabbit hole he dragged her through.

biggest life lessons learned: rely on no one but yourself. nobody is as loyal to you as you are loyal to yourself. if you don’t set high expectations and dependance on people they can’t disappoint you.

religious beliefs: atheist

core values: respect, hedonism, loyalty, humor

morals: always be loyal to your friends. never break a promise, and never make a promise you can't keep. never trust anyone. take less than you give.

favorite memories: the first time she met the gang

least favorite memories: finding her father passed out drunk (the many many times)

things they want in life: to be happy and one day maybe have a family of her own

things they don’t want in life: to be wealthy. she’s a strong believer that money doesn't buy happiness

any secrets: that she is still in contact with her father

what they think of themselves: very little. nova is very self deprecating it and can be a bit excessive at times. she thinks she lacks motivation and personality at times. she also thinks she can be a bit of a jerk when she wants to be.

what they wish they could change: nothing. although she doubts many things about herself and her past actions, she knows that she wouldn’t be who she was without any of it. even so, she knows that it’s impossible to change the past so why dwell on it.

what they wish they could have: a family

risks worth taking: finding that treasure. no matter the cost

things they take for granted: life, good health

what they have doubts about: her future and the direction it is headed

what makes them feel alive: usually anything that ignites her soul. her favourites are: running into the cold ocean water on a hot summer day, developing a photo that turned out perfectly, hearing her friends laugh …

what do they want to be remembered for? her photos. she doesn’t really mind if the memory of herself fades, but as long as the memories she captured in her photos live on forever

#☆°。intel !#man this is so messy i literally have a bunch more to answer but i'm just gonna leave this here for now #shruggggg #nova u strange human

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aetherknit · 3 years ago

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I have no clue if you don't want people to give you snippets of their fics, but you inspired one of mine a lot with c!dnf and c!xdnf and I wanted to at least share a piece of it with you. If you aren't okay with stuff like that, then please feel free to ignore this. But, here it is if you're are.

You know he knows that you are not like him, not human-fragile like his delicate finger bones and his ribs and the way he pets every cat he sees on the paths, but he knows that you know he is the only one allowed at your throat, allowed to rest his head there in the crook of your neck, dull human teeth hidden behind his lips. There is where you let yourself be human-fragile and vulnerable in a way you know is telling to everyone else, both human and not, that this boy is trusted and powerful and yours. You give him your throat, and he simply rests there, hunter hidden under his skin but there in his eyes, and every time you do, it’s submission in a way all know but few offer, and yet you would give this vulnerability to him every time the stars shimmer and the wind speaks and the universe sings. All he has to do is ask and you will give.

But, what he doesn’t know, and you will never tell him, never never never, is that if he asked you would give him your Star. Not the name you give to all, not the one you give to your brothers-in-arms, not your Cluster, not even your Novae, but the core of who you are. What you are. He would know you as the Universe does, as the Void craves, and that terrifies you in a way that nothing can compare. That if he asked, you would lay yourself bare at his feet, you would open up your skin, both human and not, to show him every memory, every emotion, every Constellation you’ve ever carried, and murmur this is what I am what I’ve done what I let myself be this is every crevice and corner of my body my mind my soul this is my bared belly my open throat my uncaged heart and I will give it to you willingly until the stars sing their last and the Universe loves no more and the Void is satiated this is my love my love my love and I offer it all to you.

You would cast aside your axe, melt your armour into a collar, and give him the key if he asked.

anon this made me want to roll over and die (extremely /pos) im sooo happy that this was inspired by my work because u perfectly encapsulated that strange give and take of power dynamics, that ancient sort of love, that questioning of what humanity really means -- all of which are sooo important to how i interpret the core of cdnf/xdnf. if u post this in full please feel free to send me the link i'd love to read it ^__^

#to answer ur question im ALWAYS happy to receive fic snippets inspired by my art/writing/blog its such an honor #this is so gorgeous #'this is my bared belly my open throat'#long post /#dnf /#ask #god and king

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kabira · 4 years ago

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03 | a little nighttime swinging

pairing — spider-man!vernon x ofc

featuring — joshua, yeji (itzy), felix (skz), yangyang (nct)

word count — 2.8k

genres — spider-man au, marvel au, fluff, action, angst, humor

warnings — violence

note — you know the drill—send me an ask or dm to be added to the taglist! first appearance of the amazing aunt may, so cheers to that. don’t really have much to add except for the fact that i woke up dead tired before morning classes to finish this...but it was fun so i guess it was worth it.

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Vernon almost jumped out of his seat when his phone buzzed.

And while he managed to keep his butt firmly planted, he did accidentally swipe half the stuff off his table, phone included. Granted, he should have been paying more attention—usually, he’d be alert and ready for the pestering texts about the day’s homework, but today he had been too tired to keep his eyes open for long.

He wiped the drool gathered at one corner of his mouth and swiped his phone up off the ground, his fingers going on autopilot as they entered the passcode and clicked open the messenger app.

LUCE:

page 25

wtf is a fitting reaction

nvm it’s fittig

VERNON:

reminds of the time you found a milf in the history textbook

LUCE:

the past is in the past

let it gooo

anyway send me the answers to q 11 through 13 and i’ll buy u whatever u want from larry’s on friday

Vernon snorted a laugh, then clicked off without answering. Bold of her to assume I don’t already have someone else to pay for my order. Somehow, though, the text from her had been almost relieving. After all the new changes, he had almost expected her not to text him. It was stupid, he knew, but he couldn’t help being a little apprehensive about the new superhero stuff taking over his regular routine.

He glanced back at the ground, where an old notebook with plans for web shooter mods lay open on the ground, loose pages spilling out. It was already dark out, but the streetlights hadn’t been switched on yet—a good time to sneak out in his suit without being seen; he didn’t want Mrs. Jones next door wondering why Spider-Man was swinging out of Vernon Parker’s bedroom window when she went out for her evening walk.

He exhaled through his teeth, blinking hard to push back any remaining sleepiness. Most of his homework remained yet to be done, but in his defense, he’d had a lot on his mind, not to mention his running on less sleep and more leftover Rhino-induced adrenaline.

He was tired. His was the kind of exhaustion that seeped into his bones and trickled into the empty corners of his mind, making him want move instead of lie down and rest for a while. It was the kind of tiredness you could only wash away by doing, and as long as he was Spider-Man, there was always something to do.

He clicked off the reading light, dousing the room in darkness. His senses were awake, as if straining for the stimulus of the city, and he needed a good nighttime swing to clear his mind anyway. I deserve a break.

Changing into the costume took all of forty-five seconds, picking up the fallen books three seconds. After sticking a pillow under the bedcovers, Vernon perched on the window pane, looking out into the chilly backyard below. Somehow, changing into his suit and swinging out from his actual neighborhood seemed even more thrilling than swinging in.

Maybe if I go out this way, those three won’t be able to follow.

“Vernon, are you in there?”

His heart almost leaped out of his throat at the voice. Vernon turned, eyes wide, eyes zooming in on the shadow lurking at the bottom of his bedroom door, where a little light seeped in from outside. The lock clicked as Aunt May’s hand pressed down on the handle, and the door opened a crack.

“Don’t come in, I’m naked!” he yelled in a fit of panic, backflipping from the window onto the mattress, making the bedsprings squeak tellingly under his weight. Stupid, stupid, stupid. He was so sleep-deprived he’d forgotten about locking the door.

Rule number one of hiding your secret identity from your all-seeing aunt: never leave the bedroom door open.

“Oh,” his aunt’s voice came from outside. The light spilling in from the crack in the door receded as she pulled the door shut again. “I just wanted to ask, dear, aren’t you going to eat anything? You haven’t had a bite since you came back from school.”

Crap, that’s true, he thought, the muscles of his stomach tightening at the thought. I’ll swing by the candy store downtown. “Uh, I don’t think I will,” he said. “I’m not hungry, er—think I might be coming down with something.”

“Why didn’t you say anything?” May’s worried voice sounded, the door beginning to open again. “I could have whipped you up a—”

“No!” he yelled, instinctively pulling the covers up to his chest. “Naked, remember?”

The door closed again. “Well, put something on,” she replied. “And I’ll make you some soup.”

“You do that,” he muttered loudly, already feeling guilt pool in the pit of his stomach at making her so something for him. But what else was he supposed to do? “Actually, no, don’t bother. I can feel a headache coming on already. I’ll turn in for the night and have a big breakfast tomorrow.”

“Are you sure you don’t want to anything?”

“Yeah,” he said. “And don’t come in! Because—you know—germs and stuff. Really nasty bug going around in school, one of the kids in my class had it. Don’t wanna infect you too.”

He heard her sigh, but it was an accepting sigh, albeit a little reluctant. “All right,” she said, and the shadow under the door pulled back a little. “Good night, Vernon.”

“Night, Aunt May,” he said, watching the slit of light under the door until the shadow receded completely. As soon as he was in the clear, he breathed a sigh of relief, slipping off the covers.

Those S.H.I.E.L.D. guys had it easy.

Although he couldn’t feel the night air on his bare skin, swinging through the city at night always left him feeling refreshed. It was a little ironic, sure, physical exertion energizing him, but Vernon suspected it was more of a psychological thing. Being out here in the open reminded him of who he actually was supposed to be—not just Vernon Parker, the tired highschooler with leftover chemistry homework, but crime-fighting, wall-crawling, not-homework-doing Spider-Man.

He landed on the roof of a high building, hitting the concrete with a satisfying plunk. Everything seemed more alive at night. Even from up here, he could hear the sounds of humanity on the street below, loud voices running into each other over the noise of traffic. The Daily Bugle billboard on the high building opposite him was lit up—Jameson probably dragging him like always—but Vernon tuned it out. The last thing he needed right now was more negativity.

He was about to leap off the side again when his ears picked up a soft sound behind him. Bad guys, he thought reflexively, before realizing there was a much better explanation.

His jaw clenched, shoulders tightening before he forced them to relax. “You can come out now,” he called without turning, upset rippling through his body despite him desperately trying not to show it. “There’s no point in hiding if you can’t even do it properly.”

Their hesitation was almost audible, but then she stepped out from behind the small roof door. Tiger’s white suit was stark against the dark sky, her mask’s cat ears perked like Daredevil’s horns. He had to admit it was pretty impressive that she’d managed to stay unnoticed that long.

Nova floated up from the side of the building next, carrying a disgruntled-looking Felix. Seeing the latter out of his X-Men costume felt strange, like seeing Fury without his eyepatch. There was definitely something up with him, but Vernon didn’t want to pry, so he stored the suspicion away for later perusal.

“You can sense non-threatening presences with your spider sense?” Nova asked, looking both annoyed and awed. “Your file didn’t say that.”

Vernon was tempted to lie just to spite him, but stopped himself. If these guys were going to be his teammates, lying about his abilities probably wasn’t the best way to go. “No, you’re just bad at stealth,” he replied, deadpan. “How did you even find me? No, wait, let me guess—camera outside my house?”

“Tracker on your suit, actually,” Tiger said. Despite the mask covering her face, he could sense her guilt, which didn’t help his case. “We can’t learn to work together if you keep running away from us.”

“Running? I wasn’t running,” he said defensively. “And if you want us to work together, the best place to start is to tell me your name.”

“You already know my name.”

“Your other name.”

“Ah.” Her head tilted up. The high ponytail coming out the back of her head flicked to the side as nodded. “White Tiger.”

“A bit simplistic, but to the point.” He nodded in mock-approval. “Makes me think I should’ve just named myself Radioactive Spider.”

She didn’t take the bait, which was probably for the better. “So, what?” Nova asked, and Vernon was suddenly reminded of how infuriating his voice was. “Are you just going to stand around all night?”

“Swing around, actually,” he said. “It’s a big place. Sooner or later, I’m bound to find a crime happening. Sometimes it even happens to me.”

As if on cue, sirens sounded in the distance, loud and piercing. He shrugged at the three, before turning around and balancing himself on the edge. “If you want to get some real-world experience, there’s nothing better than stopping a petty robbery,” he said. “I hope you can keep up—because I’m not going to slow down.”

And he dived.

There was that feeling again, the air pressure against his body as he fell headfirst like a comet towards the busy street. A couple of people looked up as he pulled up at the last moment, shooting webs at an overhead lamppost and swinging in a circle around it before letting go, launching his body into the air again.

He looked over the rooftops as he swung, half-curious about how the others were going to follow. A small, white-clad figure leaped from building to building with surprising grace and strength, able to match him in speed. Nova flew alongside him, carrying Iceman again, who still wasn’t using his powers. Vernon knew it wasn’t a case of loss of powers either, because then he wouldn’t be here, and plus, he’d seen the guy in action this morning. Was he trying to remain inconspicuous?

The less people know Iceman’s in town, the better, he thought, though he knew it was a futile effort. The Rhino fight in the morning hadn’t had any live coverage, but he knew for all its lectures, S.H.I.E.L.D. wasn’t going to bother with hiding its tracks either. School next day was probably going to be buzzing with talk about the new superheroes.

He gritted his teeth. All this in a day. He could imagine how bad everything was going to get in the coming days.

Mid-swing, he saw the crime happening up ahead, a group of masked men trying to break into a store through the back door in a poorly-lit area. Vernon balanced on a high lamppost without alerting them, taking a moment to assess the situation. There were about eight men in balaclavas—a lot for a simple robbery. Maybe they were first-timers. Easy enough to take down.

“A record store?” he wondered aloud, and one of the guys whirled around, looking up at him with wide eyes. “What are you guys doing stealing from record stores?”

“Spider-Man!” one of them yelled, though he didn’t really see the point, since anyone who hadn’t noticed him yet probably deserved whatever was coming.

The man who had noticed him first fumbled for something along his hip before pulling out a gun and pointing it at him. “Don’t move, or I’ll shoot!”

“Oh, no, don’t shoot!” he called out, and the man’s taut shoulders relaxed somewhat before Vernon shot a web straight at the gun, jerking it right out of his hand. “Can’t believe you fell for that.”

He jumped, landing on the ground in a crouch. The leader of the little group, the one who had been trying to bust open the door with a crowbar, stepped forward, swinging said crowbar in what Vernon guessed was supposed to be a menacing way. “Step aside,” he said to his men, his eyes narrowed on Vernon. “I’ll take care of the Spider.”

Vernon was so amused he let the guy attempt to swing at him, dodging the crowbar at the last moment. “Okay, not gonna lie,” he said. “When you called me the Spider, it made me feel kind of sexy.”

He kicked the robber in the side, sending him flying into a trashcan. The rest of the group hesitated only a moment before closing in again. Vernon webbed the lid of the trashcan, swinging it around like a shot-put player and knocking back some of them, before he let go, sending it crashing into one.

Nova dropped Felix in the midst of the group, and his skin slowly solidified into ice. “Okay, playtime’s over now,” he said. “If you just give up, I won’t have to bash your heads in.”

“Where did you come from?” one of the men asked, clearly surprised, right before Iceman froze him into a life-sized ice sculpture.

Vernon knocked out another man with a good old punch to the face. His spider sense buzzed. The crowbar guy, he thought as he whirled around, hands spread in shooting position, but White Tiger was already there, slicing through his crowbar with her claws. “Thanks,” he murmured, as she put him out of commission with a well-placed roundhouse.

She inclined her head. “Don’t get distracted.”

He turned, seeing Nova’s fists start to glow as he aimed at the guy who was attempting to sneak away. Vernon’s eyes landed behind him, where an unsuspecting civilian car was coming down the street. “No!” he yelled, webbing a surprised Nova to the wall.

“Hey, man, what the heck?!” Nova yelled back, struggling against the webs. Vernon shot web fluid at the guy who had been trying to escape, wrapping him up like a cocoon. There was the muffled sound of something heavy falling as Tiger drop-kicked the last one, cleanly finishing what he admitted would otherwise have taken longer. She leaped across the street, slicing through the webs covering Nova, who dropped to the sidewalk.

“What the hell was that for?” he asked, stalking up to Vernon with his fists clenched. “I had that guy!”

“No, you almost sent him crashing into that car,” Vernon said, gesturing at the vehicle behind him that now passed unharmed. “When in a fight, civilians are always first priority. They can’t defend themselves like us.”

Nova scowled, but turned on his heel and marched away, muttering something about him stealing the glory. Vernon watched him go with a frown, then turned around.

One of the robbers lay webbed-up, two quite literally frozen in place, five knocked out. The fight had taken a total of about two minutes—not a record, but considering the number they were going against, surprisingly efficient. He wasn’t even sure if this classified as a fight or simply a one-sided beatdown.

Overkill, he thought, then sighed. “You people have a lot to learn.”

“Oh, come on,” Iceman said. He seemed energized after the fight as his skin melted back to normal, a lively glint in his eye where there hadn’t been one a few minutes ago. “That was so much fun.”

“Yeah, but you have to learn to care about collateral damage,” he snapped, trying and failing to hide his annoyance. Now that he wasn’t swinging alone, crime-fighting wasn’t half as fun, even if it was twice as fast. Having someone watch his back was safe, sure, but it could lead to him letting his guard down. And what if he ended up somewhere alone? “You’re fast, but we’re not fighting in a vacuum. We’re not fighting a war, we’re protecting people. That’s supposed to be the most important thing—making sure no one gets hurt.”

“Even these guys?” Nova asked, toeing one of the unconscious robbers.

“Yeah, even these guys,” Vernon said. “Well, they can be hurt a little bit, but that’s only because there’s no other way to stop them. Next time, make sure you’re not letting any innocent people get in the way of your fun.”

The group fell silent. He almost felt bad about killing their enthusiasm, but Nova’s recklessness had managed to give him a scare. One more second and he might have had a death on his conscience.

The sirens were closer now. He’d completely forgotten about the cops; web-slinging was a much faster method of travel than cars, and he almost always left them behind. “Come on,” he told the others, casting one last glance around the scene. Something felt off, but he guessed it was just the novelty of working in a team. Fun day. “The police will find them. Let’s go.”

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aesphantasmal · 5 years ago

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my jupeter fic masterpost

cant find my old fic masterpost so I'm making a new one! all of these are finished (except the series which is ongoing. if you read any of these please comment!

the soul of a stranger ★ 7761 words

Juno Steel wakes up in a room he doesn't recognise in a city he doesn't recognise with large gaps in his memory.

(my most recent fic! took fucking forever and I'm real proud of it. has a plot and stuff)

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the 69 cent incident ★ 1443 words

The story of how Juno Steel and his friends got banned from one of the Hyperion U campus cafes.

(based on the true story of how I made a server go apeshit for half an hour by sending mira bowlcutnureyev 69 cents. probably the funniest thing I've written. not really all that jupeter but still kinda)

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THE SUPERPOWER AU ★ (3 fics, 5647 words)

(kinda what it says on the tin. a series of mostly disconnected oneshots in an au where the crew of the Carte Blanche have superpowers. juno can remove powers and read minds. nureyev is a shapeshifter.)

fic 1: the great gift of a burden ★ 1168 words

Nobody knows where the powers came from. Radiation, strange outputs from new stars, previously unknown chemicals leaching into drinking water, alien DNA interfering with human DNA, government experiments, Juno's heard it all.

(the setup for the rest of the au. a summary of how the back half of s2 went down.)

fic 2: close enough to burn ★ 2450 words

The guests at Nova Zolotovna's party have, as far as Juno can tell, very little of substance going on in their heads. And Juno would know.

(this au's version of man in glass, featuring a lot of junos mind reading and a lot of man in glass typical nureyev being mad at juno)

fic 3: be still my foolish heart ★ 2029 words

Peter Ransom paces the empty corridors of the Carte Blanche late at night. He hasn't really ever been one to rest easy, and especially not after… well, he doesn't particularly want to go down that train of thought.

(juno goes to buddy for help controlling his powers. nureyev has adhd because it's my fic and I get to choose the projection)

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no man is an island ★ 1117 words

Nureyev had never felt lonely before, or at least, he hadn't in a long time. He'd been alone — he'd been alone for many years, but it never hurt like this.

(peter nureyev sadboi hours)

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I can't put this under a read more but theres more on my account!

#tpp #the penumbra podcast #penumbra podcast #jupeter #juno steel #peter nureyev #my writing #my fic

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thanksforthedinosaur · 5 years ago

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may 2020

[ambient/electronic] 1. peter bark - ascension 2. akisai - ecossaise 3. savoir adore - dancing temples 4. rhucle - rev 5. meitei - nami 6. alonefold - strange rainbows 7. daniel avery - illusion of time 8. jim perkins - held (holographic field re-work) 9. green-house - peperomia seedling 10. four tet - green 11. the leaf library - about minerals 12. morimoto naoki - aru 13. hollie kenniff - under the loquat tree 14. zoe polanski - the last frontier 15. ulla - i think my tears have become good 16. lucy gooch - my lights kiss your thoughts every moment 17. ocoeur - glow 18. talsounds - no rise 19. benoît pioulard - toward a boundless uncertainty, sunlit but shivering 20. dj python - te conocí 21. eluvium - virga i (ii) 22. arbee - 2sum (charlie dreaming remix) 23. warmth - the creek - mixed 24. 36 - stasis sounds for long-distance space travel (stage 2) 25. aether - seoul [piano] 26. brian eno - celeste 27. itoko toma - shade 28. haruka nakamura - one light 29. robert haigh - black sarabande [lo-fi hip hop/chillhop] 30. cocabona - image 31. ridhorules - here to stay 32. ngyn - aerith 33. snail's house - thinkin' of u. 34. city girl - ji-eun's favorite 35. chromonicci - midnight 36. eevee - romance 37. goosetaf - dancing trees 38. yutaka hirasaka - what if 39. tatsuya maruyama - love you (lo-fi remix) 40. kuranes - cozy again 41. slick walk - the devil's lick 42. pabzzz - skippin rocks [hip-hop] 43. dumbfoundead - inside 44. vel the wonder - roses 45. kari faux - look at that 46. bosco - attention 47. jean deaux - moody! 48. kiana ledé - movin. 49. juice wrld - righteous [r&b/jazzish] 50. nakala - she interlude ii 51. alina baraz - endlessly 52. loony - white lie 53. savannah cristina - comfortable 54. umi - mother 55. fleur east - easy to love 56. be steadwell - succulent 57. keiyaa - do yourself a favor 58. cleo sol - when i'm in your arms 59. masego - veg out (wasting thyme) 60. adrian younge - synchronize vibration 61. king most - jazzy as fug 62. thelonious coltrane - perfect timing 63. thundercat - unrequited love [ambient hip-hop/electrohop] 64. 4s4ki - nexus 65. yaeji - my imagination 상상 66. (g)i-dle - luv u 67. sullii - moonlight 68. bladee - dna rain 69. charli xcx - forever 70. doja cat - say so (snakehips remix) [electropop] 71. clams casino - i'm god 72. madge - ethanol 73. aether - normalcy 74. kelly lee owens - night 75. ohey - over & over 76. washed out - too late 77. jody wisternoff - blue space 78. purity ring - silkspun 79. keep shelly in athens - 23 garefi str. 80. the avener - conscious shadows 81. kllo - still here [indie pop] 82. empress of - void 83. ambar lucid - questioning my mind 84. kalbells - mothertime 85. malena zavala - ritmo de vida 86. bendik - himmelen [indie rock/emo] 87. mundy's bay - sleep away the summer 88. no tongues for quiet people - lake house lake house 89. orchards - stealing your sleep 90. covet - nero 91. the used - the lighthouse 92. hayley williams - roses/lotus/violet/iris [popish] 93. the aces - daydream 94. oklou - sgsy [shoegaze/dream pop] 95. strfkr - second hand 96. momma - biohazard 97. varsity - runaway 98. blushh - deal with it 99. mint field - natural 100. nova one - violet dreams 101. candace - still phase 102. winter - endless space (between you & i) 103. snarls - walk in the woods 104. ellis - saturn return 105. white poppy - orchid child [pop rock/indie rock] 106. tops - colder & closer 107. bacchae - hammer 108. diet cig - who are you 109. kailee morgue - this is why i'm hot 110. bryde - paper cups 111. hazel english - wake up! 112. porridge radio - give/take 113. long neck - cicada 114. crisman - portrait 115. anna burch - every feeling 116. honey cutt - hung up on me 117. phoebe bridgers - kyoto 118. trace mountains - fallin' rain 119. purr - gates of cool 120. ghostly kisses - barcelona boy 121. addy - strawberries 122. options - wandering 123. little kingdoms - breakfast at noon [indie/folk] 124. faye webster - in a good way 125. laura marling - held down 126. marla hansen - path 127. squirrel flower - red shoulder 128. hey cowboy! - detective farmer brown 129. katie heckel - help you mend 130. lilly hiatt - move 131. erin lunsford - don't leave me in the dark 132. katie pruitt - my mind’s a ship (that’s going down) [indieish] 133. lisa loeb, michelle branch - doesn't it feel good 134. mandy moore - easy target 135. vanessa carlton - i can't stay the same 136. fiona apple - heavy balloon [acoustic] 137. tim kinsella - pine cone 138. ichiko aoba - kiseki wa itsudemo (gift" live ver.") 139. stella jang - reality blue [j-indie/j-rock/etc] 140. okada takuro - lost 141. mitsume - 睡魔 142. clammbon - fluttering 143. akaiko-en - junky 144. scenarioart - it's all right 145. österreich - film 146. nano.ripe - ラストチャプター 147. the peggies - weekend 148. polkadot stingray - jet 149. tk from ling tosite sigure - reframe 150. room97 - faq [kawaii future bass/etc] 151. nyarons - we are human beings 152. couple n - farewell 153. kizuna ai - again 154. pikasonic - sapphire 155. kijibato - 月宴(音街ウナ) 156. jam2go - apotrope 157. skule toyama - united in the night 158. adrianwave - goodbye 159. serph - banana bread pudding [rina gets her own category] 160. rina sawayama - stfu!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0eYsXid4rsiWOKxkjsS3XZ?si=Li4nIbirQ0GWUgXS9xlb6g

#posting this early b/c it already has so many songs #mae makes playlists #aka always so quick to cry

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milgrammoved · 5 years ago

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gimme anime recs on netflix to binge during a depressive episode coward

gotcha kaz!

> durarara!!

i really like it and it’s a favorite. i think the writing is really good and the characters are all really different so there’s someone for everyone. it’s more of a mystery/action/drama thing.

to qoute a summay from google: “Durarara!! tells the story of a dullahan working as an underworld courier in Ikebukuro, an internet-based anonymous gang called the Dollars, and the chaos that unfolds around the most dangerous people in Ikebukuro.”

> gargantia on the verdurous planet

i watched a few episodes with my brother, haven’t watched it since but it was really interesting and it’s cool to watch when you’re just trying to vibe. the earth is covered in water and humans have long since abadoned it—at least, that’s what your MC ledo was taught.

google summary: “A mecha pilot is accidentally warped into an unrecognisable space-time. After waking up from a long-time hibernation, he finds himself trapped on a planet with human residents talking in a strange language and naturally breathing air.”

> cells at work

VERY CUTE. literally the most unproblematic thing i’ve ever seen in my life. i’d definitely check it out—the first season is on netflix right now if i’m correct. it seems like a weird concept based on the summary but it’s something lighthearted and you just gotta watch it to get it.

google says: “The story takes place inside the human body, where trillions of anthropomorphic cells each do their job to keep the body healthy. The series largely focuses on two such cells; a rookie red blood cell, AE3803, who often gets lost during deliveries, and a relentless white blood cell, U-1146, who fights against any germs that invade the body.”

> little witch academia

i think it’s a really cute anime and i really adore the art style. it’s fun to watch. again, i’ve only seen a few episodes, but i would recc it if you haven’t watched it already.

google summary: “Little Witch Academia takes place at Luna Nova Magical Academy (ルーナノヴァ魔法学校, Rūna Nova Mahō Gakkō), a prestigious school for young girls training to become witches. Having been inspired by a witch named Shiny Chariot, a girl named Atsuko ("Akko") Kagari enrolls at Luna Nova Magical Academy to become a witch, but struggles due to her non-magical background. This all changes when she discovers the Shiny Rod, a powerful magic relic left behind by Chariot.”

> a silent voice

a silent voice is a movie and not a series, but it’s really touching and i recommend it. it made me cry a lot. it’s very emotional and there’s themes of suicide/bullying/ableism as far as triggering stuff goes (i don’t remember the rest), but i’d definitely give it a watch if you’re in the right state of mind.

google summary: “When a grade school student with impaired hearing is bullied mercilessly, she transfers to another school. Years later, one of her former tormentors sets out to make amends.”

i hope that’s enough and gives you some cool stuff to enjoy!! and of course there’s always hunter x hunter and naruto, which i rec as well. all of the above are on netflix. love u kaz

#asks #kaz #anime recs

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msmkcreates · 6 years ago

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I did not realize how much I needed BFF HoneyMustard until you said that. I'm very excited now.

Yeah these boys are my BBs! I can’t wait until I get to show you guys all my fluffy platonic Spicyhoney moments. But that’s pretty far off.

BFF Honeymustard headcanons for you:

They play all co-op games together, and if they play with anyone else then it has to be 3+ players bc they won’t play without each other

They settle arguments with battles on fighting games. The most recent favorite is Guilty Gear, but the only reason they switched to that is because Stretch had gotten practically God-Tier with Poison Ivy on Injustice 2 so Red refused to settle with that one anymore

Stretch always plays the clown on Dead by Daylight because he knows Red has Coulrophobia. Red spends most of these sessions crying like a little girl and leaving Edge and Blue in the dust on a generator while he books it away from Stretch’s terrifying clown giggle. It’s okay though, because he’s practically unbeatable as the Trapper, and even Stretch’s Level 8 Feng Min with all her best powerups can’t escape his expert bear trap swagger.

If it isn’t 2-player but has an interesting story, they still try to play together, like one of them plays while the other watches. They actually have a pretty successful Twitch Stream account called 2BrosChillinOnATwitchStream

Their favorite game to play together is Fortnite, they wreck everytime on doubles. They tried 4-person team once but Edge kept getting sniped because he didn’t know how to build and Blue didn’t want to hurt anyone and somehow ended up lasting longer than the rest of them because they both kept trying to protect him. They never tried again.

They talk about chicks, or in this case, one chick. Recently they haven’t talked much about her because of what’s going on, but the moment she came to live with them they were already texting shit to each other

“dude i s2g i almost clutched this morning but blue walked in and now i’m mad” “bruh didn’t she just wake up from a coma...also it’s christmas morning” “yea ur point?” “....u right, bro, u right.”

Red remembers anything ever said to him, because he had to train his memory so Edge wouldn’t flay him alive. As such he remembers everything Stretch says in passing and ends up knowing an awful lot about his delicate state of mind--it’s one of the reasons he was so nice about everything that went down and was able to talk to him so calmly on their birthday.

Stretch doesn’t remember specifics very well but he always remembers favorites, even if it was only said once. He’s given Red the most poignant gifts for every gift-giving holiday, whether it’s a little-known candy or a specific book he’d mentioned he wanted.

Stretch was never mad at Red, only Nova, as misdirected and unjust as it was. Honestly he’s always thought Red deserved her more anyway, and part of his anger came from his guilt for still wanting to win.

Midnight Margaritas!!!

Stretch hates tequila but loves Red’s Margaritas. Something about the way he makes them...nobody else can match it.

They do this approx. once a month, quietly as they can, and just get smashed and talk about the meaning of life.

Stretch has a hard time keeping his clothes on when he drinks tequila, so often it looks like a very strange walk of shame in the morning when he leaves Red’s room. For a while there was a lot of speculation amongst the others about what they actually do together, until Edge spied on them and reported they just talk about dumb stuff and play video games

Stretch is the undisputed champion of Cards Against Humanity, but Red has his humor pinned perfectly and almost always wins when Stretch is the Card Czar, even when Stretch pointedly doesn’t pick the funniest one because he thinks it’s Red’s.

They’d kill for each other. They’d die for each other.

Red is growing, and Stretch is somewhat stagnant. Red sees this and tries to help, but the most help comes from when he gets the others to back up off Stretch’s case and let him make mistakes.

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mothscales · 7 years ago

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The (Extended) Signs as Superheroes

Aries: Wolverine Arsces: Green Lantern Arrius: Spider-man Ariborn: Batman Arittarius: Thor Arpia: Nightwing Arza: Iron Man Arga: Cyclone Aro: Hulk Arcen: Superman Armini: Captain America Arun: Lex Luthor

Arist: Daredevil Arsci: Joker Arnius: Punisher Aricorn: Tim Drake Arittanius: Deadpool Arpio: Damian Wayne Arra: Kyle Rayner Argo: Silver Surfer Arlo: Green Arrow Arcer: Gambit Armino: Ted Kord Arus: Cyclops

Taurus: Batwoman Taurist: Mr. Fantastic Taursci: Supergirl Taurnius: Nightcrawler Tauricorn: Stargirl Taurittanius: Nick Fury Taurpio: Darkseid Taurra: Human Torch Taurgo: Guy Gardner Taurlo: Iceman Taurcer: Alfred Pennyworth Taurmino: Professor X Taurun: Wally West Tauries: Colossus Taursces: Aquaman Taurrius: Bucky Barnes Tauriborn: Thom Kallor Taurittarius: Doctor Strange Taurpia: Arisia Taurza: Storm Taurga: Jean Grey Tauro: Kilowog Taurcen: Saint Walker Taurmini: Rogue

Gemini: Sinestro Gemun: Elektra Gemries: Ragman Gemsces: Emma Frost Gemrius: Jason Todd Gemiborn: The Thing Gemittarius: Barbara Gordon Gempia: Black Bolt Gemza: John Stewart Gemga: She-Hulk Gemo: Barry Allen Gemcen: Invisible Woman Gemino: Power Girl Gemus: Namor Gemrist: Wonder Woman Gemsci: Black Panther Gemnius: Deathstroke Gemicorn: Beast Gemittanius: Lois Lane Gempio: Kitty Pryde Gemra: Booster Gold Gemgo: Sentry Gemlo: Elongated Man Gemcer: Hawkeye

Cancer: Maxwell Lord Camino: Luke Cage Canus: Superboy Canrist: Iron Fist Cansci: Ganthet Cannius: Scarlet Witch Canicorn: James Gordon Canittanius: Cable Canpio: Krypto Canra: Hercules Cango: Etrigan Canlo: X-23 Cancen: Two-Face Camini: Hank Pym Canun: Stephanie Brown Canries: Moon Knight Cansces: Catman Canrius: Angel Caniborn: Harvey Bullock Canittarius: Psylocke Canpia: Jimmy Olsen Canza: War Machine Canga: Scarecrow Cano: Carol Danvers

Leo: Carol Ferris Lecen: Black Cat Lemini: Sue Dibny Leun: Captain Marvel Leries: Ra’s Al Ghul Lesces: Warpath Lerius: Ice Leiborn: Madrox Leittarius: Blue Beetle Lepia: Quicksilver Leza: Ventriloquist Lega: Spider-Woman Lelo: Domino Lecer: Vision Lemino: Black Widow Leus: Blade Lerist: Speedball Lesci: Morph Lenius: Nova Leicorn: Wasp Leittanius:Wonder Man Lepioi: Beta Ray Bill Lera: Falcon Lego: Tigra

Virgo: Mimic Virlo: Captain Britain Vircer: Songbird Virmino: Quasar Virus: Shang-Chi Virist: Strong Guy Virsci: Ka-Zar Virnius: Molly Hayes Viricorn: Rick Jones Virittanius: Amadeus Cho Virpio: Dagger Virra: Cloak Virga: Adam Warlock Viro: Havok Vircen: Jessica Jones Virun: Howard the Duck Viries: Squirrel Girl Virsces: Wiccan Virrius: Cannonball Viriborn: Longshot Virittarius: Magik Virpia: Jubilee Virza: Hulkling

Libra: Machine Man Ligo: Black Knight Liblo: Northstar Licer: Rachel Grey Limino: Firestar Libus: Layla Miller Librist: Nico Minoru Libsci: Eric O’Grady Libnius: Ben Reilly Libicorn: Spectrum Libittanius: Dazzler Lipio: Moonstar Libza: Banshee Liga: Justice Libo: Blink Licen: Genis-Vell Limini: Polaris Libun: Harry Osborn Libries: Noh-Varr Libsces: Warlock Librius: Wolfsbane Libiborn: Black Adam Libittarius: Aunt May Lipia: Valkyrie

Scorpio: Miguel O’Hara Scorra: Miss Martian Scorgo: Bishop Scorlo: M Scorcer: Larfleeze Scormino: Man-Thing Scorus: Jim Hammond Scorist: Detective Chimp Scorsci: The Captain Scornius: Moondragon Scoricorn: Alan Scott Scorittanius: Sasquatch Scorpia: U-Go Girl Scorza: Phantom Girl Scorga: Union Jack Scoro: Drax Scorcen: Zatanna Scormini: Julia Carpenter Scorun: Watcher Scories: Atrocitus Scorsces: May Parker Scorrius: Rocket Raccoon Scoriborn: Mr. Mxyzptlk Scorittarius: Harley Quinn

Sagittarius: Killraven Sagipia: Lockheed Sagiza: Kate Spencer Sagiga: Ant-Man Sagio: Stingray Sagicen: Black Canary Sagimini: Poison Ivy Sagiun: Knockout Sagiries: Cypher Sagisces: Renee Montoya Sagirius: Lady Sif Sagiborn: Scandal Savage Sagittanius: Phyla-Vell Sagipio: Pete Wisdom Sagira: Bane Sagigo: Siryn Sagilo: Ares Sagicer: Fire Sagimino: Foggy Nelson Sagius: Medusa Sagirist: Bizarro Sagisci: Namorita Saginius: Hyperion Sagicorn: Shazam

Capricorn: Xorn Caprittanius: Hellstorm Capripio: Amanda Waller Caprira: Hellcat Caprigo: Sunfire Caprilo: Jeannette Capricer: Jack Monroe Caprimino: Talia Al Ghul Caprius: Guardian Caprist: Huntress Caprisci: Hellion Caprinius: Franklin Richards Capriborn: Deadshot Caprittarius: Echo Capripia: Thunderstrike Capriza: Phantom Stranger Capriga: Heather McNeil Hudson Caprio: X-Man Capricen: Mr. Freeze Caprimini: Star Lord Capriun: Slapstick Capries: Martian Manhunter Caprisces: Jack of Hearts Capririus: Agent X

Aquarius: Superboy Prime Aquiborn: U.S.Agent Aquittarius: Ben Urich Aquapia: Ragdoll Aquaza: Forge Aquaga: Iron Lad Aquo: Mera Aquacen: Lockjaw Aquamini: Major Victory Aquiun: Starfire Aquaries: Rictor Aquasces: Fantomex Aquanius: Catwoman Aquicorn: Penguin Aquittanius: Spitfire Aquapio: Nighthawk Aquara: Nocturne Aquago: Cassie Lang Aqualo: Gwen Stacy Aquacer: Puck Aquamino: Doctor Voodoo Aquius: Darkstar Aquarist: Steel Aquasci: Bart Allen

Pisces: Deadman Pirius: Jade Piborn: Ray Palmer Pittarius: Wonder Girl Pipia: Jay Garrick Piza: Static Piga: Beast Boy Pio: Killer Croc Picen: Eternity Pimini: Clea Piun: Elixir Piries: Doc Samson Pisci: Shatterstar Pinius: Mantis Picorn: Mockingbird Pittanius: White Tiger Pipio: Paladin Pira: Sharon Carter Pigo: Deathlok Pilo: 3-D Man Picer: Ronan Pimino: Black Goliath Pius: Anole Pirist: Pixie

#homestuck #hiveswap #zodiac #extended zodiac #superheroes

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fyeahfantasticfour · 7 years ago

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Do you think the Fantastic Four should be stronger? They used to be a dangerous force that could challenge the Avengers and X-Men while only having four members. Now they aren't a threat without Reed's intelligence. I personally believe they've become too reliant on Reed to save the day. The villains they face have gotten stronger but the team stagnated, especially poor Ben. I don't need them to be the strongest team, but they should be more powerful than they were when we left them.

The idea that the FF aren’t powerful is a misconception. I get that the Avengers and the X-Men are both more popular nowadays, but in-universe the Fantastic Four are widely acknowledged as the strongest, most experienced, and most powerful superteam around -- the “toughest superbeings on the planet,” according to Frank Castle, the Punisher, and multiversal badasses you never want to mess with in any reality according to the Exiles. They certainly are extremely effective even when Reed’s not around – he’s quit the team to be with his family on several occasions, you know, and even died for a while in the 1990s, and the team did just fine with Sue in charge. And also you are seriously underestimating how powerful, capable, and experienced Sue, Ben, and Johnny are. They are all, by far, the most experienced superheroes in the Marvel Universe – they do predate the Avengers and the X-Men by two years, you know. For a long while, they were the only superteam around. And they don’t rely too much on Reed’s intelligence – for one thing, Sue’s plenty smart on her own, and so is Valeria, who is smarter than her father. (Her hobbies include plotting world domination via the metric system (when she was two) and how to conquer the Kree Empire in her spare time as a 3yo. She can be a scary child.) And then there’s the Future Foundation, composed of Reed and Sue’s ~12 supergenius children, who together cured Ben when Reed had failed. The FF don’t need to rely on Reed’s intelligence, really they don’t.

And just…Sue, who is indisputably the most powerful member of the FF, can, on her own, take out the Avengers in approximately thirty seconds without breaking a sweat – and she’s done it more than once. She’s taken on Doom and the armies of Latveria singlehandedly – and won. She’s defeated Titania, Crusher Creel, and a mind-controlled Ben and Jen all at the same time, all on her own. Her forcefields are strong enough to withstand Thor’s thunder, and she’s held her own for a few moments against a Celestial, and they are colossally powerful. She’s defeated Wolverine – and easily at that. She’s knocked Namor, one of the strongest beings on the planet, to the floor with a single blow, and that was after maintaining a force field over an entire city for a day to stave off a war. She’s brought down an entire building on a tentacle monster that was trying to eat her daughter, and killed a member of the Brood who threatened her family with a sword she constructed from one of her forcefields. She’s been extensively trained in hand-to-hand by Iron Fist and she’s given even him a run for his money, so she can hold her own even without her powers – but, frankly, she’s always been capable of that. She can punch a hole through the Baxter Building. Supervillains throughout the Marvel U are terrified of her – she even made the Wizard, a seasoned supervillain, faint from sheer terror. She moonlights as a SHIELD agent because she’s great at infiltration and espionage. There’s also that universe (Marvel Adventures), where Sue became the leader of both the FF and the Avengers, let me just point out. She really doesn’t need Reed telling her what to do. She’s more than smart enough to figure it out on her own – in The Pine Barrens, actually, Reed is captured by some aliens, and he just knows that Sue will figure it out and rescue him, even though she has no idea he was captured or even that there are aliens in the woods. And she does. Don’t underestimate Sue’s intelligence or her abilities. Honestly, if you aren’t terrified of Sue and what she is capable of, you really haven’t been paying attention. She can be ruthless and she is powerful as hell and she saves the day more often than she doesn’t. And can I just point out -- someone’s in charge of the FF, but it isn’t Reed:

And then there’s Johnny – his Nova flame, for the record, is powerful enough to take out a small moon, just on its own. He’s taken out a significant chunk of the Annihilation Wave with a single Nova burst, and later – without Reed’s help or input, might I add – survived two years on his own in a Negative Zone prison, rallied the Light Brigade to his side, defeated Annihilus, took control of the Cosmic Control Rod, and became the leader of the Annihilation Wave himself. He also was instrumental in saving the Earth from Galactus at ~18 when the Watcher sent him on a dangerous mission through space to retrieve the Ultimate Nullifier, without which the Earth would have been destroyed. He nearly died saving Glenville from an exploding nuclear bomb when he was 16 years old, and in Strange Tales has many adventures without any of the FF backing him up. He’s a very experienced, capable hero – he might joke around a lot, but he knows what he’s doing, he’s smart and capable, and he takes it seriously when people’s lives are on the line. He’s currently around 30, and he’s been a superhero since he was 15. He’s been a superhero longer than Spider-Man, Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Ant Man, She-Hulk, Luke Cage, Daredevil…Johnny’s more experienced than any of them.

Ben, despite being less strong than the Hulk, is still one of the heaviest hitters on Earth, and you shouldn’t underestimate him. He’s progressed from nearly dying after a rocket crash to being able to jump out of a spaceship in low orbit without even feeling it. He’s plenty powerful – although granted Sue is more so nowadays, but I’m fine with that.

Reed, of course, could do one hell of a lot of damage if he ever wanted to – his intelligence is what makes him extremely dangerous.

But, uh…have you never heard of Franklin Richards? He is a mutant who is beyond Omega level and one of the most powerful beings – not humans, mind you, but beings – in the Marvel Universe. He’s at least as powerful as the Celestials, who are space gods. He is a reality bender who is so powerful he can create entire universes (he keeps one in his closet so he can play in it with Leech, his best friend, and is currently off recreating the multiverse with his dad -- he and Reed jointly created the entire Marvel Multiverse that exists today, which means that every Marvel character is now the in-universe creation of Reed and Franklin Richards). Franklin is also immortal and will survive the death of the universe. Fixing a sun for him is as easy as wishing it so, and he can turn off Black Bolt’s powers just by willing it. He’s defeated not one but THREE Celestials on his own -- which he did to save his father from being killed by them. When he was a 5yo boy, he was already powerful enough to defeat the devil Mephisto, who is the living embodiment of all evil and who even Doom had never been able to beat, and Franklin just vaporized Mephisto with a single sentence. Also…you know that he’s going to make Galactus, the biggest bad in the MU, who is a stand-in for God, his herald someday, yes? Franklin is extremely powerful, is what I’m saying. Almost absurdly so. There is little he cannot do.

I don’t know what comics you’ve been reading, but the FF are more than powerful enough, even without Reed in the mix. Franklin by himself is enough to make the FF the most powerful team there is, and you should never underestimate how smart and powerful his mom is.

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verdigrisprowl · 7 years ago

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Oct 5 random movie night - Poriot: Five Little Pigs

Prowl’s mad at himself for not picking up enough of the clues, even though he picked up a damn lot of them and had the actual solution as one of the theories he was juggling. This did not stop him from flirting with Soundwave.

They ended the night by cuddling in Soundwave’s room.

Today ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm ((back in JUST a jiffy)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm ((OKAY r u ready)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm ((it working now?)) FakeProwl 8:48 pm ((think so!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm ((i am sorry for crappy YT quality but they took 'em off netflix 😐 )) FakeProwl 8:49 pm ((alas)) ((YT will do)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm *Anyway. Soundwave is nice and comfortable on their usual couch, though that space is the only one there this time. His legs are stretched across it; Prowl is welcome to wiggle beneath them and have a lapful or push them to the floor as he pleases* *He may or may not also be nibbling straight off a little bar of silver because he can.* FakeProwl 8:51 pm *Exactly at the appointed time, Nova Prime appears.* *And looks down at himself in confusion.* ... What. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm *Aaaand that's him jolting upright in some alarm* (txt): Bonecrusher? FakeProwl 8:52 pm Oh. Hold on. *NOW it's Prowl.* He left his art project as the default setting. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm *Slow, slow squint.*

(txt): ...Prove this: Prowl. FakeProwl 8:53 pm ... For starters, I'm not paranoidly watching every camera in the room. Or you, for that matter. Well—I mean—I AM looking at you, but not paranoidly. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm *Soundwave relaxes and nods, resettling himself. He gestures to Prowl's usual space, satisfied.*

(txt): His fate: deserved. However, note: Prowl lacks full camera location knowledge.

*Quiet huff.* FakeProwl 8:56 pm This is true. I could use "antidisestablishmentarianism" correctly in a sentence? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm *............*

(txt): ...Proceed. FakeProwl 8:56 pm *His usual space is occupied by legs. Is he supposed to go under or over them? After a moment of thought, gently sits down on them.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm *You know what, he'll take that for now. It's an avatar anyway, it's not like it's going to do him much damage.* FakeProwl 9:04 pm Despite what philosophical scholarship such as that penned by Beachcomber of Ibex might suggest, not ALL early-war Autobot antidisestablishmentarianist rhetoric was from the religiously faithful who were enraged that the newest Prime did not explicitly endorse the exact same Primalist scriptures that the Senate had, nor indeed any given scripture or sect at all; instead, a statistically significant amount of the criticism lobbied at Prime came not from the religiously faithful at all, but from atheistic bots who believed that, because so much of the Prime's legitimacy came from the Matrix's socioreligious role in society and the associated role of its bearer, refusing to endorse the same mythologies that grant the Prime sovereign power would weaken his legitimacy in the eyes of those that DO believe in said mythologies, thus potentially crippling his support base just when he needed it most at the outset of an already divisive war. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm *Soundwave's optics widen as Prowl keeps talking, up until the midway point of the speech, at which point they crinkle up again in a growing smile.* FakeProwl 9:06 pm ... I used "antidisestablishmentarianist" instead of "antidisestablishmentarianism." Partial credit? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:07 pm *And it just got about twice as big.* (txt): Partial credit granted.

*Because he caught himself before Soundwave could pick out the letter change for fun.*

(txt): More lectures wanted, in future. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm (txt): Before movie: started, single question. Prowl's stance? FakeProwl 9:09 pm You can have them. *He's going attempt to lean over onto Soundwave. Hold on.* FakeProwl 9:12 pm I'm with the atheists who believe it was bad propaganda. When seventeen percent of the Autobots, give or take eleven percent, follow the Prime MAINLY because their religious beliefs command it, said Prime is an idiot for telling them their beliefs "carry no greater weight than any other belief, or even no belief at all." Never mind the fact that it's true, it's also a good way to lose the loyalty of potentially up to twenty-five percent of your soldiers. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm (txt): If Soundwave: Autobot, that: expected personal stance. However, Soundwave: ex-Decepticon. Current Prime office form still disliked. Disillusioned mechs: welcome then, now. That, return answer.

*Because it was fair to offer one.* *And now if Prowl has somehow managed to get himself leaned up,*

(txt): This, not previewed. Solution: unknown, events: unknown. Prowl: ready? FakeProwl 9:18 pm Ah yes, there's that, too. Disillusioned Autobots make future Decepticons. Hold on. *He's completing the slow, awkward process of leaning against Soundwave's torso.* There. I think. Ready. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm (txt): Some, neutrals.

*Wait. It needs an arm. NOW it's ready.*

(txt): Acknowledged. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm (txt): ...Solution: first? FakeProwl 9:21 pm ... I'm going to bet she was innocent of whatever crime she was hung for. Mainly because that's how these stories usually go. Hm? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm (txt): Prowl's point: reasonable. Disregard comment. FakeProwl 9:22 pm And it DID say "fourteen years later." ((can we turn on the subtitles?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm ((that's why they're not on heh)) FakeProwl 9:23 pm ((fair)) ((that's right. youtube.)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm ((these are close enough i suppose)) FakeProwl 9:24 pm ((im amazed when they line up)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm (txt): Prowl enjoys... phrase uncertain. Iced cases? FakeProwl 9:27 pm Cold cases. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm (txt): Cold cases. FakeProwl 9:29 pm They're frustrating, usually. Very satisfying when they're solved, but only because they usually AREN'T solved. But I like them just fine in mystery stories, because stories come with a guarantee that they WILL be solved. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:31 pm (txt): Perhaps Soundwave seeks film without answer. Then, Prowl's insight: fascinating. FakeProwl 9:32 pm Oh, don't. I can't stand mysteries without solutions. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm *He holds a hand up.*

(txt): Prowl's insight: always fascinating. That, more. However, request: acknowledged. FakeProwl 9:35 pm ... Mmmaybe someday. If you tell me first it's going to be one without a solution. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Nods. He'd only meant to clarify his earlier thought, not to wheedle, but so noted.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm (txt): Presumptuous. FakeProwl 9:38 pm Very. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:39 pm *And yet intriguing. He can't resist a good tangle of problems.* FakeProwl 9:40 pm The friend calls the wife unpleasant, but it seems to me like she has a fair reason to be. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm (txt): Agreed. This, not amicable arrangement. Permission never given, nothing discussed. Reaction: fair. FakeProwl 9:41 pm Indeed. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm (txt): Own arrangement appreciation: increased. FakeProwl 9:42 pm Mm. *Slides arm around Soundwave.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *Hm, comfortable.* FakeProwl 9:44 pm We see her with the bottle, but not the glasses. The judge said the poison was in the glass, correct? We don't see how the glasses were dispersed. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm (txt): In glass, pipette, not bottle. FakeProwl 9:46 pm ... I think he's figured something out. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm (txt): Early, if true. Perhaps more confirmation wanted? FakeProwl 9:46 pm Perhaps. Or perhaps he's figured out something, but not everything. ... Well, THAT'S suspicious. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm (txt): ...Would refuse suspect drink. ((LMFAO THEY SAID OMG)) FakeProwl 9:48 pm ((they translated "oh -- YES)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:51 pm *Every once in a while he has to admire a human's efforts to manipulate someone else. This approaches that mark.* *But doesn't quite cross. Too obvious, too loud.* FakeProwl 9:52 pm ... I think your first assessment was correct. Presumptuous. I don't think she WAS going to get him. And I bet that statement she says she overheard—that he was going to marry her—was a lie. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:53 pm (txt): What reason? FakeProwl 9:54 pm The way she commented that the wife stayed so calm. I bet it's actually because she knew he wasn't going to leave. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm *Points at the screen*

(txt): No glass interruption. FakeProwl 9:55 pm "Glass interruption"? I saw that the wife poured the glass. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm (txt): Liquid in bottle, into glass. Where poison implement? FakeProwl 9:57 pm A good question. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm *Amused puff* FakeProwl 10:00 pm Hm. Perhaps she meant to kill the girl. FakeProwl 10:03 pm ... If he thinks she took it then, then why did he get up during the night to check? FakeProwl 10:06 pm (("OMG")) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm (txt): Noise. However, obvious possibility: open window, theft related. Overlook not understood. (txt): Guilt: muddling. FakeProwl 10:08 pm Indeed. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm (txt): Also not understood: reason judge, jury overlooked. One person, easy. All? Strange. *And not good for his opinion of human intelligence overall* FakeProwl 10:11 pm Occam's razor. If all the evidence appears to point toward one suspect, the trial will focus on the apparently relevant details. FakeProwl 10:12 pm That would APPEAR to cast suspicion on Angela, but Angela only had the bottle, not the cups. FakeProwl 10:16 pm ... Hm. Another possibility: she was cleaning up the evidence to protect someone else. She wouldn't want to protect one of his friends, or the girl. Perhaps her sister. FakeProwl 10:19 pm HE said "it was a joke." HE didn't think he was going to marry her. FakeProwl 10:21 pm Whether or not the sister did do it, the wife thought she did it. Which is why she sent her away. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:22 pm *Taps his fingers, thinking. Hopefully Prowl won't mind, since it's on his arm.* FakeProwl 10:23 pm ... Possibly. *He's not going to conclude anything.* FakeProwl 10:25 pm *Sighs.* He said he solves cases by psychology. If THAT'S what the solution is going to be, rather than evidence, then I won't get it. FakeProwl 10:27 pm See? How did he figure that out. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm ((omg i was trying to word something on soundwave what was it)) FakeProwl 10:28 pm ((poirot figured out by some magic that meredith hit on elsa after the trial)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm ((do you want a moment for last minute thought working out?)) FakeProwl 10:32 pm ((nah)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm *Soundwave jerks a little* (txt): Herself. FakeProwl 10:33 pm Either the sister did it or she at least thought her sister did it. FakeProwl 10:34 pm ... He wasn't packing Angela's things, it was Elsa's? Was Angela's name mentioned? ... Bottle. She didn't know it was in the— dammit. I should have picked up on that. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm (txt): Soundwave also missed. FakeProwl 10:37 pm You're not a forensic investigator. FakeProwl 10:39 pm All that in the letter I got, just fine. But it only says the wife thinks the sister did it. I got that. But I should have picked up that she wiped the bottle. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm *....TAP TAP TAP* [][][]Everything tastes foul today[][][] FakeProwl 10:40 pm It could be literally foul or he could be speaking metaphorically. What's the significance? Ah. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm (txt): What other, "everything"? FakeProwl 10:41 pm ... But I still don't know who actually did it. I should know by now. Yes. Yes—I picked up that he wasn't going to leave his wife. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm (txt): That, also predicted. FakeProwl 10:44 pm Yes. It was. FakeProwl 10:45 pm THAT bit of evidence was a stretch. The fact that she was in the right direction to see a theft doesn't mean automatically that she did see it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:47 pm *Is pleased with his one notice, late as it was* FakeProwl 10:50 pm ... So self-absorbed. She murders two people and talks about what a wounded victim she is. FakeProwl 10:51 pm Not shooting her was... the correct decision. But she could have at least decked her across the face. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm (txt): Should. FakeProwl 10:55 pm ... The true story was one I theorized. But I didn't assign it a high enough probability soon enough. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:55 pm (txt): Outcome: pleasing. Elsa human's guilt: not passed. If trial, amends demanded. If not, name: smeared, Caroline's torment: shared. Satisfying. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm (txt): Understandable. Prowl stated psychology not own forte. FakeProwl 10:58 pm No. But there was evidence I should have picked up on. I didn't catch the bottle. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:03 pm (txt): Prowl: without practice, oiling skills again. Today, already improvement.

*He'd been a bit of all over the place last time, constantly picking up little things but never settling on any one. Except the drugged bottle, which was on the nose.* FakeProwl 11:04 pm ... I didn't think I'd ever stopped practicing. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:09 pm (txt): Practice access: reduced. Few cases within apartment, on-site. Last -personal- recollection... torn piece, Lost Light after hours. Closet incident result. FakeProwl 11:10 pm *mumble* Wouldn't mind more of THAT practice. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm [][][]My pistons may be rusty, but my hearing is sharp as ever![][][] FakeProwl 11:12 pm I take it back if Ratchet is coming along. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm (txt): Negative! ItsyBitsySpyers 11:15 pm (txt): Limited offer, collection location: nearest Soundwave. (txt): Limit: Prowl. FakeProwl 11:16 pm I think I meet that criterium. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:20 pm (txt): Recommendation: Prowl turns, unless lick wanted instead. Soundwave's mouth: here. *Lifts a free hand to tap his own chin with a finger. Tink tink tink behind Prowl.* FakeProwl 11:22 pm ... That's a difficult choice. *That said, though, he shifts around to face Soundwave, and leans in to kiss him.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:27 pm *Good, because another moment and he would have started thinking about ways to amuse himself in that sense.*

*Soundwave tugs Prowl down and snatches that kiss up for himself without a moment's hesitation. A short one, followed by a brief break for tiny nibbles down to Prowl's chin, and then something a little more enthusiastic. Yes. Good.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:29 pm *...You know, if this is what happens when he tries to solve murders with Prowl, he might've spent his life in the wrong line of work.* FakeProwl 11:30 pm *Prowl gladly leans into the kissing, tilting his helm to give Soundwave better access to his jaw and chin (and neck, should he care to venture that far). Soundwave may be pleased to discover that the strut structure under Prowl's face and the facial mesh texture on top is MUCH more realistic now.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:39 pm *May, nothing. He's delighted - as Prowl may be able to tell by the fact that Soundwave's attention keeps wandering to different places so he can test it all out. Or the one mandible that's unlatched itself and keeps tapping Prowl's cheek every time it has the opportunity.*

(txt): Not squishy. Closer...

*The smallest puff. He quickly gathers himself again and nudges under Prowl's jaw to prick at the cables there with his pincers. He's almost sorry he tormented Bonecrusher, if this is what the mech's been up to.* *Not quite. Just almost.* FakeProwl 11:39 pm *Hook helped.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:40 pm *Someone remind him to send Hook copies of Remedy's rarer medical texts.* FakeProwl 11:44 pm *Prowl is going to try to lean against that mandible every time he gets. He stretches his neck again as Soundwave relocates to the cables, nuzzling his cheek against Soundwave's crest.* It should almost all be accurate now. Hook said the only struts that still need adjusting are mainly the ones in control of fine facial expressions, so I told him to worry about those last. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:53 pm *Soundwave lets a soft rumble slip out at the nuzzle, already imagining the feeling of it in a half-dozen other places, some of which are more innocent than others.*

*But the little voice he's been trying to ignore simultaneously whispers in his audial, reminding him that this means the only other thing keeping Prowl from living as an avatar forever is reduced physical sensation.*

*He suddenly stops biting and pulls Prowl in as tight as he can, going so far as to squeeze with his legs as well.*

(txt): Soundwave:... happy Prowl likes changes.

*They don't have time for him to say more. He'll just have to take this form of closeness while he still has it.* FakeProwl 11:54 pm *... Something changed, and Prowl's not sure what or why.* In... in general, or specifically in my face? In general I wouldn't actually say I like changes all that much, but... ItsyBitsySpyers 11:56 pm (txt): Face, avatar. FakeProwl 11:58 pm Ah. Yes. ... Do YOU like them? Yesterday FakeProwl 11:59 pm It's my face, but I don't exactly touch my own face very much, the upgrades are more—er—not—not for my own benefit, per se. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:05 am (txt): Soundwave likes consideration, sensation, Prowl, Prowl's comfort, physical access. Avatar importance, symbolism: understood.

*Leans back enough to look Prowl's helm over and trace one side with his fingers, optics darting from this feature to that.*

(txt): Soundwave - also likes real Prowl. Liked first. ... Misses.

*He shakes his helm.*

(txt): Difficult subject. Longer. Additional time needed. Tonight, this preferred. FakeProwl 12:10 am *Prowl's face stills, ever so slightly.* ... It's a spare part for Devastator. This is closer to the "real Prowl" than that is. FakeProwl 12:11 am Anyway, the intellect, deductive reasoning skills, and personality that you curiously don't find insufferable are all the same. *He leans against Soundwave's hand.* And that's all here. I'm here. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:17 am *But that's not everything he - well.*

(txt): Soundwave knows.

*He'll bring this up again later, when they can spare... a couple of hours, probably. For the moment, he wants to rest with those things Prowl listed instead of ending their night on a bad note, and Prowl said he should do what he wants more often.*

(txt): Come. Join upstairs. FakeProwl 12:18 am All right. *Expects he's going to be carried through a bridge again, so wraps his arms over Soundwave's shoulders and prepares to be lifted.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:19 am *He huffs through a kiss to Prowl's chevron, silently thankful Prowl isn't the telepath here, and twist-rolls them off the couch and onto his feet. Through a bridge it is, if only because Prowl already prepared for it, and to the berth.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:21 am *For once, he might try to settle himself as the one being held instead of holding or snoozing face down.* FakeProwl 12:21 am *Prowl will be happy to accommodate.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:21 am *So be it, and defrag dreams that are neither giddy nor nightmarish.*

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black-strike-otp · 7 years ago

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AUs~

Heeyy here’s two things. The first one I daydreamed about late yesterevening and the other was a fever dream but I really liked it.

So you know Primus and Unicron and all the Thirteen~ No, this isn’t a Rudolph sing along. I came up with a another ‘god’ of sorts and it’s hecka stupid. But we all know there’s god(dess) of love and god(dess) of dreams well what about a Cybertronian ‘god’ who does both? Imagine a god that enters bots dreams and tells them all the bonds they’re going to make over their lifetime. (conjunx endura, emica endura, partner bonds, offspring bonds, etc). Sadly, 99.9% of bots never remember their dream in which this god visits them. The .1% chance that do recall waste their lives trying to chase down these SPECIFIC bots that they were shown, so in a way, it’s probably for the best most don’t remember. A very few 5-10% percent will get a vague sense of deja vu when meeting certain bots in their life that was shown to them in this dream, but they tend to think they just crossed paths before. I got some srs shits n giggles imagining Blackout, during the height of his career in the Pits of Kaon, being visited by this god. And he’s like whoa what the heck why are you showing me this stuff? What is that? Is that a bug? I’m confused. What? Why are you showing me these things? Then he sees Novastrike. “No. No no no no no.” he says. The god is confused. “Something wrong? Not what you expected?” And Blackout’s like ya damn right who??? would want this?? vague gesture @ self. I’m not gonna settle ur crazy. Single Mech Life (TM). Also wow that femme is gorgeous af she must have some low standards. Like do you see her??? Damn. That is a fine lookin’ femme. Is she a goddess????? priMUS wow. For kicks, imagining Nova eventually being visited by this god and when she sees Blackout she’s like “he’s terrifying.” and then pauses and is like “but he’s handsome wow.” and then being nervous cuz he doesn’t look like the gentle type but wooOWWW look at that mech. How?? this gonna work?? When they do meet in the future they both end up with a strange deja vu experience. q;

The fever dream au that I ended up loving way too much for my own good~

There was a Goddess. She remains unnamed throughout the story except by her god-children, whom call her Mother. She is the creator; making the world, the humans, and Her children. The children we meet in this au are the Daughter of Fire (unnamed), the Daughter of Water (unnamed), the Son of the Underworld (unnamed). As well as a special Daughter of Persuasion.

I’ll cut out the beginning of the story since it’s unnecessary here (Fire and Water’s feud, eventually coming together, Persuasion’s birth during the war, etc). Basically after this continuous bickering between Fire & Water was finished, Mother went to sleep amongst the cosmos, giving humans the opportunity to grow on their own and her lesser-god children the ability to grow on their own.

Now being a very young new goddess, Persuasion (whose name we never get but well- ya’ll will recognize her quickly) starts spending her life persuading humans to do the right thing. They can’t see this goddess among them, save for sometimes glimpses out of the corner of their eyes. She is basically invisible among humans otherwise. She tells people not to cheat on their spouses, advises children not to steal, etc. Basically, she offers good to those who consider doing not-so-good things.

A man becomes absolutely obsessed with this goddess. From the glimpses of long flowing hair he’s seen out of the corner of his eyes, the stories of her grace and beauty, he must have her. So he goes on an adventure, and finds ‘wishing well’ per say. He casts a bounty of riches into this lake, and a humanoid merman of sorts emerges.

“What is your wish?”

“I wish for the Lady of Persuasion (name here) to become mortal,” he smugly demands.

“Your wish has been granted,” the merman echoes in a gurgly voice. “But be warned: your wish is temporary. No amount of magic can destroy a goddessof her true self forever.”

Pleased with himself, the man goes on his next adventure. Now mortal, the goddess has no ability to shield herself from humankind. Within a few days, the man somehow manages to hunt her down.

Taking pity on his sister, the God of the Underworld sends his leading and most trusted demi-god demon out to protect her.

This demonic being looks damn close to human, unless he is using his powers or grows furious. Then he becomes a frightening figure; foul, dark, frightening. Emerging from a portal into the human realm, the demi-god strikes down the human as he tries to steal away with Persuasion, saving her from the greedy human who tried to ensnare her.

Devastated that she was now human and unsure how, if it was even possible, for her to return to normal, Persuasion is reeling. She thanks the demon, who pities this poor youthful goddess. He goes to speak to his Lord, requesting that he stay and help the goddess. Although a bit upset to lose his best officer, the Underworld god agrees to his demi-god’s request.

While the demon is off speaking to his master, Persuasion gets a brief meeting with her Sister’s. Fire and Water temporarily use humanoid guises to greet their mortal sister. They offer her words of kindness; that she is brave and strong and will get through this. Unable to sustain their holoforms long however, they leave Persuasion shortly before the demon returns. She feels a little easier at heart, but still scared and worried.

This starts a grand adventure between the demon and the goddess as they try finding a ‘cure’ to fix her. They speak with human priests and priestess, shaman and monks. They pursue endlessly for months and hints on how to return her to her goddess form. At one point, Persuasion gets sick, and they visit a medicine woman of sorts. She blesses the goddess in the name of the Mother, using however a name the humans use. Persuasion at one point calls her ‘Mother’ in front of his older woman, who seems surprised. No one had referred to the great Goddess as ‘Mother’ in a long time. She seems to realize that this mortal woman is not in fact ‘mortal’ and wishes her luck on her journey when she leaves with the demon.

I could write literally a story based off their journey but the important notes throughout is their growth and understand towards each other. When the demon grows ‘ugly’ per say; his ghoulish form showing, the goddess is no less gentle and soft with him. She never shows fear; is willing to argue with him even like this and hold him. And he sees through her courage to her fear and confusion. Young, naive, willing to trust anyone she meets so easily; he tries his best encourage her to stay open to the world even when it tries to break her but to be cautious and accepting of herself. For although some thought of her as a trickster, she was really just a soft voice of reason, and she was filled with good.

They end up kissing and it’s sweet af and I died ;u; And there’s even a point when the demon is going all angry fueled asshole beast mode at one point and she still kisses him later like that and!! yes I’d kiss a monster too tbh.

Clearly THINGS were developing between them. Edgy protective buttwipe and soft but determined cute stuff.

Strangely enough, what ends up curing the goddess is that she is fatally stabbed by a jealous human man who desires her affections but she refuses to accept his advances because she’s grown feelings for her demon friend. After a swift murder of the human, the demon goes to remove the spear from the goddess only to find light pouring out of her wound. He stays away, admittedly worried the light would destroy him (he is a child of darkness more or less).

As the wound heals, a white light cleanses over Persuasion and she’s ‘reborn’ back into her goddess self. :3 And instead of the demon going back to his master, he asks for freedom to stay with the goddess he loves. Deeply saddened to see him go, the Underworld God agrees. He has other exceptional warriors, it’s just disappointing to lose his best, but he understands.

Idk it was a cute au. I didn’t realize it was even going off track and becoming an otp au until we got the demon boi in on this and I was like “oh my god”. The amount of love and affection that peppers throughout this was hecka cute tho hng I’d put it all down but my will to type it all out is zero.

#OTP AU #Cute OTP

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Everybody poops. I don’t care how rarely you hydrate. You poop. It is a fundamental aspect of human biology. And since the aliens we’ve seen in the Arrowverse seem to consume matter, we can assume they poop too. In fact, the only people on Earth who do not appear to poop are the CW set designers responsible for the extrajudicial prisons on Arrow, Supergirl, and The Flash.

Besides denying individuals the basic rights provided for any other sentient resident of the United States—stuff like a fair trial—these prisons appear to deny these poor people a place to poop.

This lack of facilities has been an issue that’s plagued me since Ollie first tossed his old pal Slade Wilson into an island prison. (It also introduced other questions—like who is the unlucky sap that has to feed, clothe, and care for Lian Yu’s incarcerated assassin?) So naturally, I’ve done what any good reporter would do. I have investigated.

Let’s start with Arrow. This may surprise you, as the lead of Arrow is a charming serial killer and his wife once murdered an entire town with a nuclear bomb, but the heroes of Arrow generally maintain excellent incarceration practices—namely by turning their charges over to the actual police.

But there have been a couple of occasions where the Arrow and friends decided they knew how to imprison a villain better than the law. Back in the season two finale, “Unthinkable,” Ollie dropped his former friend Slade Wilson into a basement on an island. Now take note:

All Images: Warner Bros. - NO TOILET? We have lightened the image to better showcase his prison.

That’s Slade behind bars and there is clearly NO toilet in sight.

“But, wait,” you say, “this is a large prison cell and we’re not seeing all of it! There could still be a toilet behind one of those corners!”

So let’s look at our best shot of it:

Still no toilet in sight!

But there’s something else to notice. This isn’t an L-shaped cell as I originally assumed. It’s U shaped. Slade wakes up on a bed and then circles around to this final point.

Here’s a helpful blueprint I drew.

As you can see, there’s a stool there, but there will be a lot more stools on that floor soon, should he remain without access to a toilet. After realizing that this was a U-shaped prison cell, I went back to the beginning of the scene, where we catch a glimpse of the other side of the cell from behind Ollie.

It might be kind of difficult to see, what with Ollie on a stool and two sets of bars in the way.

That’s a TOILET. It’s easy to miss as we only see this shot once, briefly, but Oliver Queen actually left Slade with a pot to piss in.

Which is more than can be said for the doppelganger of Ollie’s ex! In season five, Team Arrow imprisons Black Siren, an evil version of Laurel Lance from Earth 2.

It’s bleak as prisons go—particularly as we get a chance to see the entire thing once she busts out in the exact same episode she was imprisoned in, and realize that in addition to no toilet, she’s also denied a bed or even a chair.

Image: Warner Bros.

Now that we’ve established that Oliver and company like to deprive people of toilets, let’s examine the prisons of Supergirl. Its first season was also fond of the stand-alone cell in the middle of the base that has zero recourse for prisoners seeking toilets or anything approaching a bed.

In the Supergirl episode “Strange Visitor From Another Planet” we get a very clear image of the prison used by Supergirl’s friends (and sister) at the DEO.

As prisons go this is a confusingly-lit one, so it’s actually difficult to tell what is happening in that cell besides a White Martian raging. We could assume that while the DEO has denied the Martian access to water and a bed, it has at least provided benches. Perhaps these benches have lids. Perhaps those lids can lift up to reveal a toilet. It is possible! The shot is quick and we can’t gather many details. We also don’t have many details on White Martian digestive systems, though a more recent episode of Supergirl did reveal Green Martians can hold it for a long time so maybe this isn’t cruel and unusual punishment.

We get a clearer look at the cell a few episodes later. Here, we learn that what appears to be benches are actually the result of the weird lighting incorporated into the prison cell. That’s because the DEO helpfully provides Maxwell Lord, a human, with an actual bench.

But let’s take a closer look at that bench.

There is no hole for evacuating one’s bowels. Nor does there appear to be any kind of lid to reveal a toilet underneath.

We see this prison cell type repeatedly in season one, and never, ever, do we see a toilet. But someone must have noticed, because in season two (and now in season three) the DEO relocates to the center of National City—and in the process, remembers to install commodes in the new prison cells.

It’s unclear if this was a decision facilitated by the move from CBS to CW, or if a member of the team simply felt it necessary to finally supply aliens with places to relieve themselves.

What is clear is that while Supergirl has improved things on the toilet front, and Arrow has regressed, The Flash has stayed constant, explicitly denying the metahumans it imprisons any sort of lavatory. This is especially bizarre when you remember that in a season two episode, Barry offhandedly mentions moving Captain Cold to the “metahuman wing” of Iron Heights. Iron Heights is a traditional prison in the Arrowverse, so you’d presume the prisoners would have toilets, but in “New Rogues” we actually get a good shot of not one, but two metahuman cells at Iron Heights, and guess what is clearly missing.

Toilets. Toilets are missing.

Things are just as bad for villains who avoid the prison industrial complex and instead stay at the facility located at Flash HQ known as “the Pipeline.” All metahumans were held there in season one, but since then those indefinitely confined there are prisoners “too dangerous” to be kept among the typical metahuman prison population—usually because they know the Flash’s secret identity.

The show has repeatedly given us glimpses inside the tiny containers prisoners are held in. But during the recent four-part CW superhero crossover, The Flash actually showed us a number of the cells lined up, revealing a decidedly facility-free form of incarceration.

Note that you can see nearly the entirety of each of those cells. Note that there is no space for a toilet.

Still not sure? Here is another angle, also taken from the crossover.

Zero toilets.

Which raises an important and as yet unanswered question. Where do the villains Team Flash have locked up actually evacuate themselves? Where do they eat, for that matter? Where do they stretch their legs? How can Supergirl spend an entire episode on how wrong it is to hold people extrajudicially, but The Flash imprisons whole swaths of the population without blinking an eye?

Have a tip? Know more about where The Flash and Arrow put the toilets for the people they hold without due process or trial? Please let me know at [email protected].

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