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my absolute favourite devil's minion dynamic, ft: my last night's text conversation with my husband

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like imagine already being lightheaded from blood loss and a vampire just quietly laughing all “oh, don’t tell me you’re into this?” because. Well

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plans

fuck nasty

get blood drained

die

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Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating

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"Armand was Daniel's single oracle, his merciless and all-loving demonic god."

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It's of my firm belief that Armand would have a highly experimental YouTube channel filled with the weirdest content ever. You know, the guy who in canon records timelapses of his hair growing while he sleeps? The guy who records videos of himself reading poetry and watches them back simply for his own amusement on a regular basis? Yeah.

Humans wouldn't know what to think of it. Some think it's a weird art project. Others think it's an ARG. Others think it's a niche ASMR channel.

The Talamasca hate their jobs because this week someone has to watch through the entirety of Armand's Minecraft Let's Play #64, and the video is 5 hours long recorded on Unregistered Hypercam 2 with a grainy facecam in the corner of the video where Armand sits there expressionless, silent and unblinking the entire time, save for when he smiles ever so slightly after name tagging villager as Lestat and has it turned into a zombie only so he can nurse it back to health again, before trapping it in a cell for the rest of its pixelated existence

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why don't most vampires just find ppl who are into getting pinned down and bitten and drained. this shit is easyyyy

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"The bear loved the deer, it was obvious. It ripped the deer's throat out, and then licked the dying deer with the most passionate affection. I thought of you and me."

David Cronenberg, Consumed

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armand + text posts [pt. 2]

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why don't most vampires just find ppl who are into getting pinned down and bitten and drained. this shit is easyyyy

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Is it cool if the hatred is full of homoerotic subtext bc uhhhh...

Have some more Interview with the Vampire (2022) fanfic.

It had gotten to the point where Armand would whisper threats to Daniel and project disturbing images of his own death into his mind. He would hover, sometimes literally, over the boy's scared form and lightly run the tips of his claws over his face while keeping him from moving or screaming through hypnosis. At first he was careful to leave no mark that would be visible in the morning so Daniel would doubt his sanity, but eventually he thought it more entertaining to let Daniel know for sure the threat was real. He would whisper Daniel's own deepest secrets to him and dig a claw into his face or hand or anywhere he couldn't cover with clothes. It wasn't the most physically painful thing he could do to Daniel, not by far, but the image of the boy having to go about his day with the wound Armand gave him visible to all was too sweet for the vampire to consider doing anything debilitating. At least until he killed him.

Because he was going to kill Daniel eventually. The boy wasn't special, he meant nothing to Armand besides a familiar face to shove the blame for his troubles onto. Eventually he would get bored of the chase and find another outlet to relieve his anger or another scared mortal to amuse him. Eventually. For now, Armand was having fun.

Xena’s Share Day

hatred’s such a strong word, isn’t it? a strong emotion. share with us a passage with that invokes hatred. what draws such an intense feeling out of your character? what or who do they despise?

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i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

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Fangs In Your Neck Friday. how we feeling this evening

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fuck therapy i just want a vampire to bite me

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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

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Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO