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I like prejudiced holier than thou Lucifer and I also like Lucifer who thinks of Alastor as a brat
Holier-than-thou-Lucifer is so 😩👌 however lowly he thinks of himself, he thinks of the sinners even lower
And what a tasty morsel that is.
Alastor isn’t the brat Lucifer wanted, but he’s the brat he needed
#Alastor is gonna annoy Lucifer into changing his view#does that not make sense?#yep!#but it’s Alastor#nothing has to make sense#he’s going to bully Lucifer into having a higher opinion of sinners#and he’s not even TRYING to do that#he’s just being a lil bitch for bitchiness sake#asks#anon#anonymous#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#lucifer morningstar#appleradio#radioapple#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer magne
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They most definitely would talk about literally everything and anything
I love how this turned out (drawing Twinkle's dress was hell tho-)😭
#★ - Drivel Scribbles#super4#super 4 playmobil#artists on tumblr#ibispaintx#art#super 4#playmobil#Project sekai#project sekai colorful stage#project sekai emu#project sekai fanart#wonderland x showtime#super4playmobil#super4heroesunited#super 4 twinkle#Emu invited her to the wonderland sekai at one point#How?#Cartoon logic.#Nothing has to make sense#Muhahah
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I love how Trixie and Katya talk about the lesbians who are obsessed with them and you are, in fact, a lesbian who is obsessed with them.
(Im not a lesbian, but I am also obsessed with them lol)
we should be getting weekly thank you notes from them for paying their mortgages
#but also currently I'm obsessed with the vampire twink from bg3#nothing has to make sense#anonymous
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give me your complete and unwavering devotion.
#cant have a vampsona without some religious imagery#i love the dynamic of a god and a devotee#a servant completely and utterly devoted to her god and yet a god is nothing without its worshippers#still has that power imbalance yet that necessity of being together#yummiii#also i hope the three wise monkeys reference was clear !!!#its basically telling her to turn a blind eye on others. telling her to avoid having evil thoughts i.e. not being devoted etc#idk does that make sense ??? eh whatever thought it was p cool#𓆩♱𓆪#my art#tw blood#hints of cannibalism if you squint hard enough
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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kneeling is a broad term for what ghost does with price
surrendering is slightly more accurate but even that doesn’t hope to touch the sheer desperation in the way he clutches at him; his body bowed low at his feet, his legs latched around one of his, hugging it so tightly to his chest his arms shake as he digs his face into his thigh
it’s only here that he can finally give in to the screaming; to the distant voice he strangles into silence every day of his life. the one who begs him to make himself as small as possible; do everything he can to hide from the ever encroaching demons growling and salivating at his heels
it’s only here, in the dark of price’s barracks, hidden by a bed at his back and a wall to his front, that he finally lets himself stop running; only between solid combat boots and worn fatigues does he let himself tremble and admit to the choking fear
he’d break open price’s chest if he could; crawl past his gushing viscera and curl up under his ribs, hidden in the warm dark
ghost clawed his way out of the grave with broken nails and gritted teeth but he wouldn’t mind being buried again if it meant being cradled in the safety of price’s insides. his warm blood and soft lungs would blanket him, mask the stench of his rotten flesh until he could even convince himself that, maybe, he too was still alive
he shifts, unnerved by his own longing, and price runs his hand over the crown of his mask the same way he’d card it through his hair until he settles once more
he grounds him over the long hours it takes for his white-knuckled grip to relax into a loose hold; for his face to stop grinding into the meat of his thigh and simply rest in his lap, his bracketing legs the only thing holding his lax body up as he floats, untethered by fear
#who up babygirling they ghost#ghost rejecting all vulnerability until he physically can’t suppress it any more#so he does the only thing he can#he goes to his captain#the one person who can make him feel small and protected#i nearly made this ghoap bc i know its more popular but i just write ghost so different when hes with price#he has a different kind of vulnerability with his than he does with soap at least in my canon#price gives him a different sense of safety; not only that hes watching his six but so much so that ghost doesnt need to be on guard at all#nothing will get past price#hes too stalwart; an unbroken pillar of strength#theres history there that he just doesnt have with soap#priceghost just hits different#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#priceghost#ghostprice#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#price cod#john price#captain john price#cod fic#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod modern warfare#save post
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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME
#bg3#like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL#IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT#WOW............DAMN............GOT ME#CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ#but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion#woag mama#i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense#and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different#astarion
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Intrusive thoughts
#nothing like thinking about how it’d be to murder your homie. we all do that aaaall the time right#a passion of mine is writing dialogue in a way that you could interchange who says it and it’d still make sense when it comes to Vashwood#they both get insane intrusive thoughts and that’s a matter of fact#they are turbo traumatized so it’s even worse at times. this is what I would say one of the tamest instances if that means anything#Vash would feel so guilty abt them too. bc they don’t feel like his thoughts. it’s almost as if it was someone else’s#they have pointed their guns at each other but never shoot. the thoughts have lost another day <3#Vashwood is: having thoughts and rarely do anything abt them (positive and negative)#everybody who has intrusive thoughts say hell yeah. HELL YEAH!!!#gentle reminder that intrusive thoughts are just that and don’t define you as a person. they are. I’m fact. intrusive#intrusive thoughts#cw intrusive thoughts#tw intrusive thoughts#for those who may need to filter those out#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#trigun fanart#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#lenssi draws#lenssi writes#because I wrote the lines first and THEN I did the drawings#still fixated on Vash’s eyes btw if you didn’t notice
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my brain: the helicarrier scene from catws is a cinematic masterpiece, it's serious and tragic and emotionally charged, heavy with meaning and symbolism, and it constitutes a truly pivotal moment in both characters' arcs. don't ruin it.
also my brain:
#stucky#stevebucky#catws#in my defense i've had a long day and i'm kinda dizzy rn and nothing makes sense anymore lmao#these boys i swear <3 <3#i know it looks like they're fighting but i promise they're not!!!!!#they're just aggressive cuddlers sometimes#you gotta understand#they've got A Long Long Time to make up for#rillers has feels
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I’ve had a life. I think a lot of us here have had a life. And I can count the really good days practically on two hands.
#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#criticalroleedit#ashton greymoore#taliesin jaffe#basil.gif#cr3#ashton#bells hells#ashton 'abandonment is the neverending theme of their existence' 'one of the reasons i allow myself to get the shit kicked#out of me is in the hope that people are actually watching' 'character who nothing good has ever happened to'#greymoore's response here just makes so much sense & others have said it but it rlly is so fucking compelling#in regards to also being like. 'main priority is fuck ludinus we Live Here.' anyway character of all time to me
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rebelcaptain + the hunger games au
When Jyn Erso was eight years old, her mother died and her father left to become a gamemaker for the Hunger Games. Adopted by Saw Gerrera, her mother's friend, she became Jyn Gerrera and was forbidden from ever revealing her true identity to anyone. Ten years later, it's Jyn's last reaping. Saw, the forgotten victor of the 32nd Hunger Games, had rejected every reward the Empire offered him, preferring to live as a recluse at the edge of the forest in District 12, as opposed to the luxury in the Victors' Village. It's been decades since anyone in the district even recalled that Saw was once a victor himself, but he had made sure to teach Jyn all he knew of self-defense and combat training. It's the only thing she has of him left since his passing two years ago. Now, Jyn just wants to get through her last reaping and survive. But when she hears the name of the young girl she trades with sometimes, Jyn doesn't hesitate to volunteer in her place. She has nothing to lose, except her life, and every reason to believe that with Saw's training, she has a chance at winning the games. A chance that 12-year-old Kerri Andor wouldn't have. Things get a little more complicated when Kerri's brother is picked as the other tribute. Jyn is good at surviving, but Cassian, with his quiet cunning and surprising talent with a bow and arrow, could be a threat. Not to mention that Jyn knows he's the sole provider for his young sister and aging mother; a family who needs him. Who may die without him. Nobody is waiting for Jyn back home. When their mentor's plan to make them seem like star-crossed lovers triples the attention and sponsors they receive, Jyn is forced to play along with the scheme and pretend she has feelings for Cassian. Worst of all? She's not sure where pretending ends and where genuine feelings begin. The gamemakers say they can both go home if they're the last two tributes standing, but Jyn knows better than to believe the pretty promises of the Empire. Soon, she'll have to make a choice. Will she do anything to survive? Or will she let Cassian Andor go home to his family - even at the cost of her own life?
#rebelcaptain#rogue one#dailyrebelcaptain#therebelcaptainnetwork#swedit#rogueoneedit#tuserjyn#usertina#rebelsmik#tusersimone#*graphics#*rebelcaptain#thg au#i have thoughts#i think jyn and cassian are both more katniss than peeta#although cassian certainly has some peeta traits especially their ability to lie and manipulate#but cassian is far less ~golden boy~ and far more directly lethal than peeta who doesn't kill anyone in the games#i also think the bow and arrow make more sense for him since he's a sniper and jyn is more hand-to-hand combat#and then jyn's the one who volunteers like katniss but cassian's the one with a family relying on him#katniss has the desire to survive for her family and jyn has survival instincts but she has no one to go back for#cassian does#which i think makes for an interesting dilemma for him#because he doesn't think he can stomach killing jyn but if he dies what will happen to kerri?#for that reason i think the trick with the berries may come from him#jyn who has spent the last two years achingly alone feels she has nothing to survive for#she has a fondness for kerri and has grown to care deeply about cassian so ultimately i think she'd want to give the victory to him#cassian is the one who has to be like 'no we do this together or not at all'#but then if we go further into catching fire and mockingjay territory i think ultimately jyn's the spark#although would it still make sense if cassian did the trick with the berries? i don't know#i always pictured jyn as the face of the rebellion and cassian getting hijacked etc etc but im curious what you guys think!!
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Okay so Wrong Organ posted the first part of their Q&A and I want to highlight some of my favorite parts from it.
Daisuke was truly just a kid who wanted to make his parents proud, the guy didn't even wanna be on that ship. He didn't get a chance to find meaning in his life. I want to ******************
We already kinda knew Anya wasn't the best nurse (even with Jimmy's twisted perspective) because her office is littered with beginner books for first aid, but the fact that she tried getting into medical school EIGHT TIMES is heartbreaking. She basically kept Curly alive for like 5 months after the crash completely burned his skin off and left him limbless, she tried her damn best and even that wasn't enough.
Also Curly is British </3 but y'know we lose some I guess.
how much do you wanna bet curly is the type of guy who thinks every pokémon is pikachu
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#daisuke is a digimon fan#maybe we actually won with that#also anya liking glaceon makes so much sense she has the vibe of an ice type trainer#fuck jimmy tho that bitch just loves being the fucking gary stu mf#i have nothing to say about swansea tho#his stuff just makes sense#anyway those r my comments cant wait for the other parts#thanks wrong organ
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the mikes.. the michaels, even...
#fnaf#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#michael afton#michael schmidt#does any1 call him that.. besides william lol#i like the hc that game!mike is freaky tall like his dear old dad#so movie mike being a certified shorty is soooo <3 appreciated.#i really appreciate that movie mike is#like. sane.#hes disturbed definitely but he is still Trying to live functionally hes just. struggling to succeed in that regard#game mike? not a chance. hes an identity-hopping arsonist#i guess thats the difference elizabeth (abby) makes.#if game mike had somehow managed to save elizabeth#maybe he would have turned out ok#movie mike shows us what would have happened if michael DID actually have something to live for#game mike has nothing at all no one . no desires no family no friends nothing. just a death wish and a lot of regret.#btw movie mike is michael afton .. in the sense that he is the movie-adapted versoin of michael afton.#they have different stories obviously but they are INTENDED to be the same person#gnerally that is#i mean. lil sis. responsible for lil bros death. the weird offputting rude pushy personality.#so ill take it as proof that in the games mike=michael#OK I GOT OFF TRACK UM SORRY#now ill never get over how game mike and vanessa never met.#i mean theres the glammike theory but. that is an extremely altered version of mike who arguably isnt awake hes possessing a robot. hes Dea#but according to the movie... they woulda gotten along.#brings a tear to me old eye#my nyart#i miss queue#ah yes.. 4:34 am again garfie baby
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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thinking about jackie's room being covered in roses. roses on the sheets and on the nightstand
and shauna telling jeff jackie likes poppies. did jackie actually like poppies? did shauna lie to jeff because she didn't want him to get jackie something she actually likes?
#before you go well she could like poppies and have an entire room in roses. sure. but consider this#my mom LOVES sunflowers and theres like 30 sunflower themed things in the kitchen lmao#my aunt loves roses and has so many shirts with roses and roses themed things#makes no sense to have an entire room in roses when you love poppies and absolutely nothing to prove you liked poppies#especially bc its one of those things people will latch onto like oh you like poppies? fantastic. much easier to get you a gift#haven't yet determined what are the flowers on the dress jeff gives shauna#im not rly convinced its poppies but COULD BE which feels like jackie's parents giving shauna ceramic bunnies lol#yellowjackets blogging
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Title wearing a $INNER$ shirt was beautiful and brilliant, wardrobe department.
But what did I like even more?
As others have pointed out, Tyme is wearing the same shirt at the end of this episode,
That he was shot in at the beginning of the very first episode.
But the lights were flickering when he was running in episode five.
Even though there was this bright white light behind him.
Much like the lightning kept brightening up the screen in the first episode until the gun shot completely lit up the screen.
So I'm digging my heels in. Tyme has been dying this entire time! Great was shot in the same place on his body as Tyme was shot in the beginning.
Therefore, somehow they are in limbo and their memories are getting mixed OR SOMETHING, because Tyme is trying to redo his life since here he took the money, and Great got shot exactly how Tyme did IF Tyme had not taken the money and kept investigating like we saw at the beginning of the first episode (question mark).
Throw in that cup moment where he was apologizing to Great and . . .
And people zoning out and drawing circles
And the links are linking but I don't know how because everything is out of order! Tonkla killed Title, but then we saw Title kill Dome, and then we saw Title's body being recovered by Win yet Tyme interacted with both Dome and Title.
BECAUSE TYME HAS BEEN DYING TOO!
I cannot wait for this all to make sense, but right now, I'm firmly in the "this is Tyme trying to redo his mistakes as he is dying and Tonkla is the only one definitely alive" boat.
#4 minutes#I have wild theories for days#yet nothing make sense#but I still think what I think#Tyme has been dying and I still want him to be coding on that table
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