#not to be whiny but i definitely feel whiny with this venting... it's whatever I guess

[softer--apricot]

not to be like. the most whiny. but i genuinely feel like i can't have anything i want lately and it is so demoralizing and exhausting

[roryzlittles1ut]

Euronymous head canons (again) and ofc it’s Rory Culkin 🧍‍♀️

SFW:

He walks around with his hair tied up (omfg). Literally most of the time he has his hair up in a ponytail or a messy bun as he wears his corpse face paint.

Blasts his eardrums with loud metal music. Half of the times, he complains how his ears hurt in a whiny but deep voice.

“What did you say?! I can’t hear, sweetheart! N-no I didn’t. I didn’t..maybe? Fine, I did maybe loose my hearing.”

He loves cuddling you while watching a horror movie (which is canon bc he did it in the goddamn movie). He thinks you’d get scared easily, so he holds you close.

Idk if I said this in the first one, but he takes you to his concerts. As he’s playing his guitar, he wouldn’t look at anyone but you. He’d smirk and wink at you, making a little sexual hand gesture.

He tells you how much he misses Pelle (Dead). He doesn’t like telling his friends or band members how he actually feels, so sometimes he just vents to you.

Matching Halloween costumes (guys I need this so bad). One Halloween, you guys would go as two skeletons as you guys just go to a bar and make out most of the time.

He might walk around the house shirtless (idk if I said this). But he just might walk around shirtless and stares at you with a tiny smirk.

He gives you quick cheek kisses just randomly. He always wants you to know he loves you, so he’d just kiss you on the cheek.

NSFW:

He definitely takes photos of you guys having sex, especially when he cums on you. He loves looking at the photos over and over again. He knows he won you when he looks at his cum all over you.

Public sex. There could be a day where you guys are at a bar and he gets really horny, so he grabs you and takes off his belt, and takes out his dick. He slowly pulls down your bottom (whatever you wanna wear) and fucks you. He doesn’t do it rough, since he doesn’t want it to be obvious.

“Fuck, baby. No no no, shh..stay quiet. Stay quiet. I don’t want anyone seeing or hearing us..”

After you guys fucked, he won’t stop talking about it to his band members, especially Varg since he gets all the pussy in his opinion. He won’t ever let it go.

He just might buy you lingerie, just because he loves your body, and he loves how sweet and petite you look. He doesn’t even take it off half the time when he fucks you, he just moves the panties so your pussy/cock/asshole is exposed and fucks you from there.

Did I say he fucks you with his corpse face paint on? Idk I think I did but I just had to mention it. When you guys are making out, the face paint smudges onto your face, and he thinks it’s so hot.

He probably sends you dick pictures, expecting explicit photos from you. He really wants to see you, and tease you too.

Aftercare! He gives you a nice, long shower and tells you how good you were for him. Sometimes, you guys just sit in the shower or tub and just cuddle. He falls asleep in the bath, since he’s so exhausted from that intense moment with you.

“You did so good. God, that was so much fun. I didn’t..fuck you dumb, right? Not too hard? No? Good.”

[xxchthonicreaturexx]

How do you think the Curtis sister/sodas twin!reader dating Tim would go. Like since he's not far from being Darry's age and runs a real gang, plus he's considered one of the toughest greasers besides Dallas? What would Dally think of that, her brothers, and what kind of stuff would that include?

I love that you write for the sheperds, they're so underrated</3

Hello hello~! So sorry it took so long to get to this 😅 (I definitely agree they're much too underrated for my taste. Twobit too actually. I dont think Two gets enough love either.)

Lemme just make the list....

Darry: Ha....haha....HA. Okay so the only way he finds out is by Pony being a whiny tattletale. Otherwise there's absolutely no way in hell he'd hear you out just out of the blue at a family dinner. He respects Tim, but he wants what's best for his family, ESPECIALLY the only girl. Tim's just as bad as Dally to him, hell maybe even a bit worse. The night he catches you trying to sneak back home, he's absolutely LIVID. But when he finds out there's that typical "You're not allowed to see him" garbage. But I mean, he works early, so what's he gonna do? Risk working on zero sleep so he knows you don't sneak out? 🤷

You have a looooong talk with Pony and Soda but after you got them onboard they cover for you for a while. A lot of sneaking...but it's one night when he happens to come across you two at Buck's. Yall hadn't realized he was there and a fight broke out, to which Tim protected you, and then after Darry approached yall, tried to protect you from getting yelled at too. After that night he agreed, but he definitely was very strict with Tim about safety and how late you had to be home.

Sodapop: Soda's actually super cool with it. In the series, Soda looked up to Tim and ended up getting scolded by Tim for taking Darry for granted. Soda likes Tim, and yeah, he knows he has a bad record, but he 100% trusts Tim.

He tries to stay out of the fight the night Darry finds out, but otherwise he's usually more than willing to help you sneak out, that is as long as you promise to stay safe.

Ponyboy: Now this little shit is a conniving backstaber. But he did it out of love or whatever so 🙄😒... He uhhh caught you sneaking out. And uhhh "he was worried you'd get kidnapped or get hurt being out that late." He didn't actually know it was Tim you were with, so you can't COMPLETELY blame him, but at the same time I give you full permission to give him shit and make him feel guilty.

He caught you sneaking out at WAY past curfew and couldn't catch you before you were gone. So, like the worry wart Pony is woke Darry and sat with him until you got back. It's not that he cares once he finds out it's Tim, he trusts Tim fully, but he worries constantly anyways.

Steve: Honestly similar to Soda. Steve usually just kinda goes with what Soda thinks and vice versa with the exception of a few rare occasions. He wants you safe, he sees you as family too, but it's not really his love life to meddle with and he knows Tim's not that bad either. However, he is one of the first to say he'd beat up Tim for you if he had to. More than willing to fight in a rumble against the Shepard gang is worst comes to worst happened.

Johnny: Johnny stays out of it. He stays out of most things, especially if it gets Darry or Dally mad, but this he just figures yall can handle on your own. Johnny doesn't like judging people much, especially his own kind, so he's not upset that you like Tim. He's extremely cautious though. Johnny ultimately cares about nothing but you're safety because let's face it the gang is his family. Like actually is his family. He's the beat one to vent to though whenever you and Tim get into a small fight or whatever though.

Twobit: Two is giving you so much shit. Will not stop teasing even well into the relationship. He finds out because let's be honest, Soda can only keep a secret from Darry. Everyone else in the gang? Yeah not so much. Two is poking fun in FRONT OF DARRY too just to get a rise outta you, but he'll never out you or tell Darry on you. He just likes teasing.

Dally: Ha. He hands you a switchblade. Okay okay so Dally and Tim are major frenemies. They get along perfectly sometimes, and other times Dally is using you to get back at him. Like Johnny, Dally has a protective eye on you, so of course he's...not the happiest to receive the news. "HIM? Really? You could do so much better!" He thinks Tim's too similar to him and believes full heartedly he'll break your heart. In fact, at first he believes Tim's dating you to mess with him. It takes a LONG time before he recognizes that you actually care about each other and accepts it. That's not to say you can stop carrying that switchblade though.

Tim: Well....you're dating so obviously he likes you, dummy 🤷 Lmfao kidding kidding. Sooo Tim definitely enjoys the thrill of sneaking around with you late at night and breaking Darry's rules with you, but in the end he knows Darry's a good guy for worrying. He respects Darry's position as your caretaker and as the neighborhood's older brother, but... everyone needs to break their parent's rules as a teen. And by parent yes of course I refer to Darry as a parent.

That is to say though, because Darry and Tim are so similar in age and both respect each other, just like he had yelled at Soda in the series, is not afraid to put his foot down if you go too far with disobeying your brother or if he thinks you're in too much danger. He's your protector when the boys aren't around and even when they are, he still keeps tabs.

Curly: Curly doesn't know much about you, but you are the only girl Tim's ever seemed serious about. And by that he means first girl that Tim's brought home and made food for. He and Angela adore you, because I mean, anyone that can hook Tim is pretty respectable, but Curly's just...Curly. He'll be polite to you but he'll try and shit talk Tim every change he gets. Kinda trying to sabotage Tim lol but he ultimately is very happy for you guys. Actually enjoys when you come over because there's someone to talk to that isn't a hood or a trashy flirt that just wants a hook up.

[musette22]

Hey darling, how are you doing? I hope you're doing amazing, but either way, please know that we (I should speak for myself only, but I'm sure there are plenty of others here who feel the same!) appreciate you talking about anything you like/want to talk about, whether it's about your personal life, or other hobbies and interests, shitty dates, nice dates, literally anything! I for one love to read everything you have to say, whether it's negative or positive; I love the gorgeous pictures you take and share with us from your trips, and just.. THANK YOU for sharing yourself with us! This was just a side-note though.

Ashamedly, I'm not always vocal enough about these things, but I just remembered that you've expressed how much it means to you, so here I am, writing this because I suddenly thought of you for some reason, and just the thought of you made me feel better (I'm sick and soo whiny right now by the way, lol) so I was like I GOTTA spam her. Duty is being fulfilled, I guess. 😂

But my real message is this:

I love your fics and writings and I mean it. you have absolutely no idea just how many times your fics -that I've reread dozens of times and will continue to do so eagerly!- helped me cope with different situations, whether it was when I'm sick and feel weak and depressed like I am right now, or if I was going through a professionally or an emotionally stressful period of time, it doesn't matter. I always read your fics, and a lot of other people's whom I don't know unfortunately, but I hope every writer knows this nevertheless. Just know that right now, I'm so incredibly grateful for your existence and your works, and putting yourself out there, because that's why I'm able to cope right now, and oh so many other times. This is a very awkwardly structured paragraph and I'm completely aware of that. But I just want you to know how deeply grateful I am for you, your fics and writings specifically, they've been huge parts of many of my days for the past couple years, and they've always made it better, easier for me. And that's a LOT, okay?

You may not be appreciated enough, but you are appreciated.

The same goes for every other writer, if you're a writer and you're seeing this, you deserve the best & thank you for sharing pieces of yourself so gracefully.

I wanna say that's all, but it's not, rest of it is beyond my vocabulary though, so again, thank you! Take care sweetheart! 💕💙

Oh wow 🥺 I'm literally blow away by your message, sweetheart. You're so unbelievably kind and sweet and generous, I'm just a little bowled over by it! Thank you, so so much, for your kind words and your thoughfulness, you have no idea how much it means, truly 💖💖

I'm so very sorry to hear that you're not feeling well at the moment, that's awful! I hope you'll feel much better very soon, and please take care of yourself!! Drink lots of tea and eat healthy foods, sleep lots and be as kind to yourself as you are to me and others, okay? ❤️ And in the meantime, if you ever need to get anything off your chest, please don't hesitate to message me to rant or vent or share anything at all! I'm always more than happy to listen and offer whatever advice or relief I can 🙏🏻

And thank you for appreciating me 😭 I'm so grateful for everything you said about me sharing bits of my life on here, that's honestly so heartwarming to hear! I will definitely keep that in mind, thank you so much, lovely. And as for your wonderful words about my writing.... you're gonna make me cry, but in a good way... Aaaahhh I'm just so 🥺🥺 Writing is hard sometimes, especially when life is exhausting, but it's so fulfilling too, and so rewarding when you get amazing feedback like this from lovely people like you! I am overjoyed to know that my stories have been able to bring you some joy and comfort whenever you needed it, that means more to me than I can say. Thank you for sharing that with me! 🫶🏼

And I know exactly what you mean - I'm also deeply, deeply grateful for every other brilliant writer whose work I've enjoyed at various times in my life, and I am just so happy that there are so many people out there who love things so much that they'll create beautiful things for others to enjoy for free. How crazy wonderful is that?? Forever grateful for fanfiction and fanart etc., and so so happy to share my own creations with people who appreciate them as much as you do 💗

You're appreciated right back, my darling! So, so much. I am hugging you so hard in my mind right now, and I am wishing you the speediest of recoveries and sending you all the love and healing vibes!! Hope you feel better soon, and once again: THANK YOU 🙏🏻💫❤️

[chickalupe]

Feeling very down right now, just want to vent...

(Treating this like my old Livejournal since I don't really have anywhere else I can complain LMAO)

I've been out of work since August after completely running out of FMLA.

Between getting severe COVID in February and being out recovering for 6 weeks -- and then with Long COVID making the chronic fatigue and migraines I already had even worse -- I ended up missing so much work that I used all the time FMLA allowed before the year was even half over.

I'm living with my parents now and don't really have income except my savings; honestly most days I don't have the physical or mental spoons to even contemplate applying for even a part-time remote position yet. Thankfully I also have a retirement fund I am slowly cashing in, even if that also isn't really sustainable long-term. (But me losing my insurance will definitely be an issue soon when I run out of refills for my prescription meds...)

I'm aware that I've been pretty isolated since August; I've gotten maybe like two texts from former co-workers. I'm mostly asleep during the daytime and don't drive, so going out is hard. The person I consider my BFF is out of state and is busy with their own life. The only people I talk to most days are my Mom and Dad. (Admittedly, I am also pretty terrible about calling or texting people!) Tumblr has thus been the majority of my social interaction, for good or ill.

On top of all that, my birthday is this Friday and I always find myself depressed anyway this time of year. Like, it's probably half Seasonal Affective Disorder, and half a reminder that I'm a year older and having mixed feelings about where I am in life, IDK... But the current situation of *gestures vaguely at everything* isn't helping. So I am very blergh in general.

My parents and I had made vague plans a couple weeks ago that we could all go out for dinner on my actual birthday; nothing fancy, maybe the nearest sit-down Mexican restaurant. I was kinda looking forward to it. Mom just informed me that she is now unavailable after 5pm on my b-day itself since she offered to babysit kids for someone in their church that evening and night. We can't do it tomorrow night either, because Mom & Dad will be at a craft show from 4pm to 10pm.

And... it's fine, I guess. I'm disappointed but I'm an adult. I'm not gonna throw a tantrum or yell and cry or try to guilt her about it. She brought me flowers from the grocery store as a sort of peace offering and says we can still have cake or whatever. We'll probably do something on Saturday instead.

But EVERY YEAR, it's something. Last year, it was the cheesecake I asked for as a birthday cake getting dropped on the way into the house from the car; over half of it was smushed and then Dad stole the best remaining slice for himself. The two years before that, it was during the worst of the pandemic so I just had mediocre delivery food. I literally cannot remember the last birthday I really enjoyed in over a decade and half.

Another big source of anxiety right now -- we found out have 60 days to move since the leasing company is selling this house. So we have to find a new place, be packed and then move by January. Meanwhile home inspectors, realty agents and potential buyers are walking through while we're still living here, and it's super stressful. Words can't express how much I hate strangers being here any and all days of the week.

I guess I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself. I'm not trying to be whiny or woe-is-me, but my mental health right now is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Not Great (tm) 😅. I do try hard to be positive but it just takes so much energy and I'm stressed and a little numb.

Not really sure how to end this. I just really needed to put it all in writing as a journal-type situation so that I don't end up crying in real life LOL.

Current Mood: burnt-out 😑

Current Music: HGTV playing in the background

[pens-and-gems]

Understanding the One and Only Miss. Chloe Bourgeois Preview

“Mom, I hope Jean-Patrick has finished packing our suitcases! We’re leaving right now!” Chloe, the whiny spoiled brat in all of Paris screamed and demanded as she stomped right into her family’s hotel: The Grande Paris Hotel. However, to her surprise and disgust, her parents, Andre and Audrey Bourgeois were together, happily holding hands.

“Chloe,” Andre happily said. “Your mother has decided to stay after all!” Audrey followed along.

“Yes, we’ve undoubtedly made our share of  mistakes along the way, but then who hasn’t? What matters is to fix them, right?”

“Oh! My queen!” With that said, The Bourgeois couple began to kiss one another.

“Eww! This is despicable!” Utterly despicable! I order you both to fight again!” Chloe commanded her parents; however, the lovey dovey parents just ignored their daughter and kept kissing.

“Ugh, ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!” The blonde girl snapped. “If you both need me, which I hope you don’t, I’ll be on the roof relaxing!” The bratty daughter then stomped away growling.

As she finally reached the rooftop, Chloe mumbled to herself about her whole day from beginning to end. 

“Stupid Ladybug, stupid Cat! Stupid all of them!” The whiny blonde complained as she began to unfold her chair and laid on it. 

“I could’ve been their second-in-command partner, I could’ve been the best partner they could’ve had, I even could’ve been the best hero in all of Paris!” She pouted as she grabbed a magazine from the side of her chair. 

“But no, they had to rely on that stupid dragon girl or whatever the hell her name was! And all of those other losers!” The rich girl vented to herself as she put down her sunglasses over her eyes and began to raise her phone; only to feel a sudden pain in her throat and chest. 

“I could’ve finally been important, I could’ve finally been accepted.” Quickly, wanting to cover up her flaw of today: Sadness; she snapped a picture of herself with her phone and uploaded it to her social media platforms. 

“I could’ve found people that loved me for once.” No longer having the guts to hide it, Chloe threw her magazine and glassed aside and began to sob. 

“I fucked up big time, and now Ladybug won’t ever forgive me!”

 What made it worse was that all the memories from today kept repressing in her head. From teaming up with Hawk Moth and Mayura, to exposing all the other holders, to yelling at Pollen; the only true companion she could’ve had besides Adrien and Sabrina, to finally being expelled from the team. The more these memories replayed in her head, the more guilt the rich blonde girl felt. What specially didn’t help was hearing her own mother’s words after the whole battle she had with her former idol: 

“We’ve undoubtedly made our share of mistakes along the way, but then who hasn’t? What matters is to fix them, right?” 

That one just hit Chloe hard. So hard that she felt like someone was stabbing her in the stomach and in the back at the same time. 

“Is this what pain actually feels like,” she began to question. “Like legit backstabbing and betrayal? Like what I did to Ladybug today?!” The former Bee hero squeaked out of regret. Suddenly, a sound bleeped from her phone. She picked it up and saw numerous comments on her recent post. All of them were related to today’s event.

“Heard that Queen Bee became Hawk Moth’s new lackey. Good to know you never changed!” One commenter said with the clown emoji by it, definitely mocking her choice. 

“Queen Bee? More like Queen Lame! Glad Ladybug did the right thing and kicked you off!” Another said with even more venom in their feedback. 

[coridallasmultipass]

Vent/transphobia in fandom

I regret looking in the trans //// Dirk tag bc wow... people sure do love to shit on other people's interpretation of canon.

Someone fucking said "people are making him trans to 'soften' him and make him more likeable" like holy shit???? Am I actually reading those words?? Someone being blatantly transphobic in the tD tag, where y'know, trans people wanna read posts about tD.

If you think making a character trans 'softens' him, that's literally the definition of transphobia, and that's something you need to work on. Trans men aren't Men Lite. We're not softer and more likeable than cis men. Shut the fuck up.

I feel so fucking sick after reading that. Fucking asshole piece of shit. I did not need to read that tonight, while I'm literally suffering from a 'trapped in the wrong body' flavour of gender dysphoria and S.I. and just TRYING TO FIND PEOPLE BEING NORMAL ABOUT TRANS ///// DIRK SINCE IT FEELS LIKE I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKING CARES RIGHT NOW.

Whatever. I will blaze my own way down the tD path. I'm doing it for ME. Not for anyone else. Fucking rancid-ass take, get the fuck out. No one wants to see your whiny transphobic arguments against tD, IN THE TAG FOR TRANS //// DIRK. Keep your transphobia to yourself, or I am busting out the duct tape. (Duct tape=block button. Yes, I blocked them. Don't need that negativity in my blogging experience.)

((Do not talk to me about anything that happens after Homestuck proper. I do not perceive those things. I do not want to know about those things. They do not exist to me.))

PS. Oh, I absolutely love finding any canon evidence to make toxic male characters into trans men (Handso//me Ja/ck, Joh//nny Sil//verhand, Br/o Str/ider, etc... actually now that I line them up like that, Bro is totally tame and normal lmao, HJ is wayyy worse of a person and there's tons of canon evidence I can argue with...)

Anyway, transing the bad guys... It's my favourite passtime. I could not give a fuck what you think about that. I like my men toxic and trans. I don't give a fuck about having "good" representation, because a trans man is still a trans man when he's a toxic asshole. That's the point. Trans men are the same amount of man as cis men. So you can SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NEEDING A 'SOFT' BOY FOR TRANS MEN'S REPRESENTATION. DO IT YOUR-FUCKING-SELF AND LEAVE THE TRANS //// DIRK TAG TO THOSE OF US WHO KNOW THE TRUTH.

[pablo-neurotic]

So the other day, a student came by my office to chat. He’s a student who really likes me and looks up to me, and I’m trying to mentor him a bit. Anyway, he has often complained about another professor in the department. I don’t  comment on other professors to him or any other students, but I let him vent. However, I really do not like that professor either. (He’s a foreign teacher too btw.) This prof is very harsh with students. Both in the way he talks about them in meetings and in his classroom teaching. I mean, I haven’t observed his classes, but lots of students complain about him. He’s definitely the least liked professor in the department. And he’s just really difficult to work with as well. I hate to be on the same committees as him because he’s always late to reply on issues and is always complaining. One time, we had a meeting about teaching assignments, and he was like “I feel like there’s a clique of professors who get to teach the required courses” and was all whiny that he’d never been assigned to teach one of the core classes that have 80 students. Mind you, I’m one of the teachers in this “clique.” And like... First of all, those classes are actually onerous--it’s really hard to teach the largest class in the department--and second of all, he could just tell the chair he’d like to teach one! Anyway, it’s whatever, just an eye roll.

But last week that student came to talk to me and he was like, “I need to tell you something.” And he tells me that in this professor’s class one time, the professor was like “there’s a teacher in this department who is very well-liked, but he uses Wikipedia.” And the student thought he was referring to me even though he did not use my name. And honestly, I think he would refer to me in that way. And I was like, uhhhh what? I don’t cite wikipedia in my writing, and I don’t use it to write lectures for a class. I will look stuff up on wikipedia like in general because I’m a human being. So like that’s not true? I was pretty pissed about it. I thought about it for a while, and the only thing I can think of is that when I taught a course on Western Civilization (like ugh, this is one of the big classes he wanted to teach), I would have my students look at and discuss art from different periods and regions. I didn’t use a textbook, so I would just give students links to art in QR codes in my lecture slides. And I often use wikimedia because the images are not under copyright, and they are usually the highest resolution images available (so students can use their phones and zoom in to discuss). Could that be it? Like what a moron.

Also note, I looked up his CV and his publications are bad. One of them looks like a predatory journal (think “the internet journal of” all the disciplines). So I mean, I know he’s a deeply unhappy person who is just jealous, but I’m so annoyed that he’s talking about me (or any other professor really!) in class, and I want to confront him the next time I see him.

[woozarts]

MTL WOULD HAVE A NON-IDOL S/O (imo) - NSFW VER

Don't worry there is going to be an sfw version of this ⍢

i tried making this as gender-neutral as possible but it's hard having to do so-

Most

Seungkwan

Jihoon

Mingyu

Seungcheol

Minghao

Jeonghan

Soonyoung

Seokmin

Joshua

Vernon

Jun

Wonwoo

Chan

Least

ffs i have no idea why but they just give me these particular vibes

the reasons are under the cut!

Seungkwan Jihoon Mingyu: they give me vibes of going home to somewhere which is not a dormitory (sorry not sorry to uni or high school students who live in dorms). they want to go somewhere where they'll be able to relax and get away from all the stress they managed to have that day/week. one of the favorite places to be in after going to your house stressed is between your legs. their faces would be pressed to your sex, eating/sucking you out till you tell them you can't cum anymore but still draw out another one with their cocks. they would be big on aftercare since they think you deserve a lot after being away from them for the week or month depending on if they have their comebacks or not.

Seungcheol Minghao Jeonghan: this is a very odd combination yes i know that but they do give me similar vibes on this. they would want a breather and talk to someone very close to them about their problems of the industry without their s/o saying something about it back, and that is not possible if they have an idol s/o, because if they have an idol s/o it is very likely for their s/o to sympathize (i think that’s the word) with them. but if they have a non-idol s/o, their s/o would listen and maybe give advice and not rant to them about the same thing. as for sex, it can go to both ways, vanilla sex and/or slight bdsm or smth but the members would be domming in this situation and it wouldn't matter if they are in the top or bottom, they just want to take control of the sex they are having then. if they are into vanilla then they wouldn't overstim you or drag your orgasm out but rather let you come whenever you want to. but if they have sex the other way (non-vanilla i forgot what the word is) they would ring a vibrator maybe and make you count your orgasms. they think this is the best way to ease their stress.

Soonyoung Seokmin: okay so hear me out. i feel like they are neutral in this but they are more of a non-idol s/o type of person. they need to recharge the energy that they spent in the industry all day. i'm thinking about them asking their s/o to dom for them for the time-being before they are back to their usual selves. they would definitely want to be a bit bratty at first but all they need is a quick slap in the inside of their thighs and perhaps their cocks too. overstim them and they'll be a whiny, moany absolute mess.

Joshua Vernon Jun: they give me vibes of wanting to rant but at the same time wanting to hear their s/o rant about their own idol life because they think they can help each other that way. they'd be the ones to tease you by slidiing their hand up and down your thigh while you are ranting about the variety show you filmed with your members earlier that day/week. they'd slowly go to your throbing core and start rubbing circles at it right when you're getting all excited because the variety show you were talking about was a moment you would love to re-live.

Wonwoo Chan: it's not like they don't want a non idol s/o but i think they'd rather prefer an idol s/o more. they’d publicly be friends with their s/o without having to go through all the shitty scandals because of being together a lot. i feel like they’d be more direct with whatever they want, in the sense that they know what they want to do at the moment. there are moments where you want to vent at him but are not able to because of his mouth at your most sensitive area of your body, but being the meanest people they are, they would tell you to continue while they are using their mouth on you.

wonwoo’s and chan’s was rushed a but since i did it during work. but ig that’s it~~

[laddieseddiemunster]

hi there!! your work is amazing!

could I request stressed lost boys x reader who gives them a massage to relax or something like that?? ✨✨

Thank you 🥺

Hope you enjoy!

warning(s): mentions of nsfw

Stressed Lost Boys x Reader Giving Massages

David

David doesn’t get too stressed all that often, but when he does his mood is all over the place. He usually gets stressed when things don’t go his way. David likes to be in control and in charge, so when something happens that he didn’t plan for, he gets pretty overwhelmed. When David is stressed he doesn’t like to talk about it to anyone. He’ll just kinda mope around until he gets over it.

When David is stressed, he won’t tell you because he doesn’t want to seem like someone who bitches and moans. That’s for Paul to do. Once David goes to sleep he pretty much forgets whatever he was stressed about in the morning, so that’s his way of curing his stress. You obviously didn’t like seeing David stressed, so you offered to help him relax. David didn’t really think a massage would help, but he didn’t argue.

David didn’t realize how quick a massage could cure his stress. The second you started to massage his shoulders he arched his head back and closed his eyes. David would probably talk to you while you were giving him a massage. He’ll just start to vent about all the things he was stressed about until there is nothing left to vent.

After a while, the massaging ended up making David kinda sleepy. If you’re not careful, you could have a sleeping vampire on your couch, and he won’t wake up. David is a very heavy sleeper, so it’s almost impossible to wake him up. If you do manage to wake him up, he won’t even remember why he was stressed. He’ll probably just look at you and say, “why’d you stop?” and then he’ll make you start massaging him again.

David will probably want a massage to relax again in the future. He’s had massages in the past, but when it’s from you it’s a whole lot better. He won’t exactly ask for them though. He’ll just kind of expect them. Whenever he’s feeling stressed he’ll give you a look and gesture you to start massaging him. If you still don’t understand, then he’ll ask for it with an attitude.

Dwayne

Dwayne actually becomes stressed more than you think he does. It could be caused by different things. He normally gets stressed out when he does something embarrassing and the boys tease him for it. He gets the ‘why did I do that,’ feeling, and he’ll sigh every time he thinks about the embarrassing moment. He knows the boys will never let him live it down, and that just stresses him out more.

Dwayne tries his best to get rid of stress, but it always manages to stick around for a bit. If it’s because of something embarrassing, then it’s probably going to haunt him for a while. If he’s just stressed because he’s had a long day or something like that, he usually looks to you for comfort. If you’re not around then he might go play with Laddie cause the kid always seems to get his mind off the stress.

When you offered to give Dwayne a massage, he was actually pretty eager for it. He wanted to relax more than anything, so this was heaven for him. He probably won’t say much during it. If you massage his head by running your fingers through his hair he might just purr or let out a pleasurable sigh. I swear touching on his head/hair is his weakness.

Dwayne is a pretty patient guy. If your hands get tired from massaging him, Dwayne won’t mind if you need a break. Though, when your hands aren’t tired anymore, Dwayne will probably ask you to start massaging him again until your hands are too tired to continue. He doesn’t want this moment between the two of you to end, but if you are clearly too tired, Dwayne will tell you to stop.

Once you give Dwayne a massage, there’s no way you are coming out of it empty handed. Dwayne is totally down to give you a massage as a thank you for helping him relax. It doesn’t matter if you were stressed or not, you made Dwayne feel good and he wants to make you feel equally as good. Dwayne would probably ask for massages in the future, or he’d give you one and it’d lead to you giving him one as well.

Paul

It’s pretty easy to tell when Paul is stressed. He’s either very vocal about it by whining and groaning, or he has a big pout or frown on his face. Paul can get pretty stressed over small things. He’s normally super happy (or too stoned to even be stressed) so it’s rare to see him unhappy. He usually becomes stressed when he has an argument with Marko, or he isn’t feeling well for whatever reason.

Paul doesn’t really know how to get rid of stress. He just kind of whines about it until he forgets why he was stressed. Or he’ll get stoned if he wasn’t already. If you’re around, Paul will probably complain about every single little thing to you while he’s stoned, then afterwards he’d wants some cuddles or he wants to make out. When you offered to give him a massage to help him relax, Paul probably didn’t even hear you because he was so stoned, but he let you.

Paul threw himself onto the couch and let you massage him wherever you wanted to. You could tell that he was a little tense at first, but he slowly got more comfortable as you kept massaging him. He’d let out a groan or moan (not like that ya sick freaks) if you massaged a certain spot that really felt good. Since Paul is probably stoned, he might be thrown into a giggling fit and say, “that tickles, stop,” if you hit a certain spot on his back.

More or less, Paul won’t shut him trap when you’re massaging him. He’ll start whining about every little thing he’s ever been upset about. After a while, he starts mumbling to the point where you can’t even understand what he’s saying. The only thing you can understand is when he groans and tells you not to stop. At least he’s enjoying it. In his own way.

Paul would definitely want to have sex with you after a massage. (sorry not sorry). He’s a horny son of a bitch. What did you expect? You just made him feel good, and now he wants to make you feel good. His body might be relaxed now, but well, not in every place. Paul’s in the mood every second every hour, but a massage just skyrocketed his sex mood.

Marko

Marko’s temper could be like a ticking time bomb, so when he’s stressed he is bound to roundhouse kick anyone that tries to bother him. That’s usually what ends up happening. Some guy on the boardwalk had a punchable face and Marko wasn’t in the mood to deal with his bullshit. Once Marko fights with someone, he ends up getting more stressed because now he’s pissed off at the person he just beat up.

The few ways that can calm Marko down are rarely used. When Marko is stressed, he becomes stubborn and wants to stay stressed. Though he really doesn’t, he’s just being whiny. One way is Marko will go out and make a couple kills. By the time he’s back, he is so tired and his stress is gone. If you’re around, Marko will want attention. He hates feeling stressed, and now all he wants is to be babied.

When you offered to give Marko a massage, he nodded without giving it a second thought. He even removed his jacket so you know he really wants it. Marko loves to fight, but he hates the stressful feeling he gets when someone gets on his nerves. A massage is really what he needs. Marko even knows that he needs it, even though he hasn’t had a massage in years.

Marko won’t admit to it, but he loves being touched by you. So this massage put him in heaven. You know that feeling you get when you crack your neck or stretch after waking up? Yeah, that’s exactly how he felt as you were massaging him. He was definitely in love with you now if he wasn’t already. Marko wouldn’t want the moment to end. If you pause or tease him for wanting to be babied, he’ll get upset.

When you start to massage Marko, you are not allowed to stop. If you do, he’ll grab your hands and put them in the same spot you were massaging. If you stop completely while massaging a really good spot, Marko will grumble a “more!” while growling. If you walk away or ignore him in a playful way, Marko will find a way to get you to start massaging him again. He’ll probably beg for it if he has to. Or he’ll get really upset. You basically cannot stop until he lets you, or until he falls asleep in the moment.

[tanniefm]

boyfriend | jjk (m)

summary - jungkook knows what you need and definitely knows your husband can’t give it to you like he can.

pairing - jungkook x (f) reader

genre - cheating au, fwb, porn with very little plot

word count - 1.7k

song inspo - boyfriend by ray j (i literally couldn’t stop thinking of this man while listening to this song it was becoming an issue)

warnings - infidelity, explicit language, soft dom jk, sub reader, daddy kink, praise kink, it’s kinda angsty at the end oops.., pet names, kook’s very sweet but :(, subspace, hints of dumbification, jealous kook cause he loves you, unprotected sex (please don’t be stewpid like these two), jungkook in sweatpants and a ponytail (the ultimate combo)

a/n - AHHHH hi this is my first fic (more like a drabble but you get the point) like ever and i did nawt feel like editing anymore than needed cause i was afraid i’d end up deleting everything...with that said!! i really hope you enjoy and sorry if it’s cringy or wtv umbdhb yeah enjoy! oh also merry christmas if you celebrate 🥺🥺

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You knock on his door hastily. You texted him a few minutes earlier because you just couldn’t take it anymore. You tried to be a good wife. A good, loving, perfect wife for Jacob. But he’s driving you fucking crazy. He won’t listen to you, won’t thank you when you do things for him, and he damn sure can’t fuck you like he can. You and Jungkook have been friends for the longest. He knows everything about you and that’s probably why he can make you cum as hard as he does. You hate that it got to this point. One heated argument with Jacob a few months back is all it took for you to come to your best friend's apartment to vent and next thing you knew you were having the best sex you’ve ever had. Now you crave him constantly and you’re not even sure if you feel bad about it.

You instantly clear your thoughts when Jungkook opens the door with a smug look on his face. Fuck, he looks good. Hair in a ponytail, his black long sleeves rolled up, putting his various tattoos on display. And to your delight, gray sweatpants tight enough where you can clearly see him hard as hell. You automatically launch into his embrace and kiss him needily. He knows you, he knows why you’re here. And he’s happy to give it to you. He smiles and chuckles into the kiss and closes the door behind him. He backs you up against the door and pulls away, much to your dismay. He giggles as you whine from the loss of his lips on yours. 

“What’d he do this time, pretty girl?” he says softly as he cups your face. His hands are so pretty, you think. They're so big and make you feel so good. He’s so big. He loves making you feel cute and small, like he’s the only one that can take care of you. You think he might be right.

“Couldn’t cum…” you whine. There’s a tiny pout on your face and Jungkook thinks you’re adorable. He’ll never say it out loud, but sometimes he wishes you’d just leave him to be his. You and him both know that won’t happen though, you’re very adamant that you love Jacob. Whatever, Jungkook will take what he gets. As long as he has you.

He smiles and mockingly pouts back. “I know baby, you need me to take care of you, hm? My baby needs me to make her feel good?” He pecks your forehead softly as you whine some more. You’re so needy, he has no idea why that dude refuses to listen to you when you ask to try different things in bed. Vanilla is cute every now and then but Jungkook knows you want more. You like to be thrown around and choked but you also love when you’re praised. You like being a good girl but you’re also a fucking brat. You like to be kissed, and cuddled, and babied after you have consecutive orgasms. Jungkook knows you, so why doesn’t he?

You nod and fist your hands into his shirt. You need him, badly. He’s all you could think about while you and Jacob were having sex. All you asked was if he could pull your hair a bit and he looked at you like you were crazy and told you no. It’s one thing to not be comfortable with doing certain things, but to look at you like that and not even hear you out? It stung, and all you wanted was for Kook to take care of you like you knew he would.

“I asked for him to pull my hair and he looked at me like I was stupid. I-I just wanted to try something different for once and he refuses to do anything I want to do. I need you Kookie please I’m so wet I can’t-“ 

“Shh sweetheart, it’s ok. Come on, I’ll take care of it.” he cuts you off gently and taps on the back of your thighs to signal you to jump. You immediately wrap your legs around his waist and bury your face in his neck and suck bruises into his smooth skin while he carries you to his room. He lays you on his bed and kisses you deeply. His hands slowly move your shirt up and out of the way as he makes his way down your neck. You quickly take your bra off and throw it to the side. You can tell he wants to eat you out but you’re very impatient. As much as you love his mouth on you, you desperately need his cock filling you up right now. He softly kisses your nipple and looks up. You’re pouting again. You’re even needier than he thought. He pulls your leggings down and zeros in on your panties. There’s a huge wet spot in the middle and he can feel his cock twitch. The string of arousal that attaches itself to your underwear while he pulls them down is driving him insane.

“My poor baby, you weren’t kidding when you said how wet you were, huh? Who made you this wet?” he says while he strips his shirt off, showing more of his copious tattoos. He loved when you traced them while he held you and hummed softly after you were sent deep into subspace. Maybe he can experience that again tonight.

“You did daddy,” Bingo. You weren’t even thinking when you said it, all you could think about was him him him. He froze before swiftly pulling down his sweatpants and you watched in awe as his dick spring up to his stomach. He’s so big, you need him so bad. He climbs back on top of you and kisses you roughly while teasing your entrance. He keeps running his tip up and down to spread around your arousal.

“Daddy, please I need you inside. Please don’t tease.” you whine. You’re squirming around and your eyes are starting to well up. Why isn’t he fucking you? Should you have come at all? What if he doesn’t want you anymore? Your mind is so fuzzy and negative thoughts are starting to swirl and pull you deeper and deeper-

“Hey hey, look at me. No more thinking baby, just focus on me. There you go, that’s my good girl.” he squeezes your hips as he pushes in. He can tell when you start overthinking, it’s one of the perks of being friends with you for so long. You moan loudly as he pushes deep inside of you. He quickly sets a rough pace once he feels you adjust and sees your eyes roll back in euphoria. You’re so beautiful. He loves that he can make you feel like this. You’re squeezing so tightly around him and everything feels so fucking good. He pushes your legs to your chest and you gasp loudly.

“Daddy it-it’s too deep! Oh my fucking God I- fuck!” you whimper as he goes faster.

“You can take it precious, I know you can. You’re doing so well. Taking me so well. Fuck- you’re always so good for me. My pretty little girl. Love this fucking pussy, shit!” he rambles. He can’t help it, just as much as he fucks you stupid he also gets into a headspace where he can’t think of anything but you. The pretty sounds you make, your tight ass pussy, your soft thighs he’s holding. And that stupid fucking man you’re married to. The thought of him makes him pound into you harder. He hates him, he really does. He hates him because he wants to be him. Jungkook would treat you like a princess if you were his. But you chose that lame ass dude.

“Does he fuck you like this? Hm? Does he know how much of a little slut you are for me? Does he know how much you need this dick to make you cum?” he growls. You shake your head and dig your nails into his biceps.

“No daddy it’s you, only you. No one else but you” you mumble. You’re so fucked out and so so close. Just a little more, a little longer.

“Fuck you’re getting so fucking tight. You gonna cum princess? My little slut gonna cum all over me? I know you want to baby, go ahead and let go for me” he switches angles and makes sure your clit is rubbing against his pelvis while he continually hits your g-spot. You nod quickly while he encourages you more and more. With a cry of his name, you finally let go. It only takes Jungkook a few more thrusts before he’s spilling inside of you with a whiny moan. He drops down and faceplants into your neck as you both pant heavily. You feel him peck your neck and face softly as he mumbles how good you were for him.

“My good,” forehead kiss, “precious,” cheek kiss, “baby,” nose kiss, “girl,” he finally reaches your lips. You smile and giggle at his cute antics. He always gets so soft after sex, you love it though. He gently pulls out and lays down beside you to tuck you in his arms. 

“You were so good baby. I’m so proud of you.” he says as he plants several kisses on the top of your head. You snuggle deeper into his chest and look up at him with starry eyes. Your head’s still fuzzy, but you feel safe with him. Jungkook is safe.

“I’m good?” you ask quietly. You were fuzzy, but you weren’t stupid. You knew what you two were doing is wrong. You knew you should break it off or at the very least leave Jacob. But you can’t, you still love him. You want to grow old with him. He just...can’t give you what you need sometimes.

Jungkook pauses. He wants to tell you to leave him. He could give you everything and more if you just leave him. But that always ends in an argument, and he hates arguing with you.

“Yes sweetheart, you’re perfect.” It’s ok. Jungkook can wait.

[ajokeformur-ray]

I'm so sick of everyone always relying on me to take care of everything. For example, I always do the paperwork for uni for me AND my brother. Why can't he take care of it for once? Or my mum is constantly asking me unnecessary questions about stuff that she could have actually solved on her own if she had only read it. In addition, next to my studying for the exams, I helped her with her courses for work and did her tax declaration almost alone. I'm...

Please don't get me wrong, I love to help when I can. But this is driving me crazy. I'm so stressed out with my studies that I'm so grumpy that sometimes I accidentally snap. Which I feel ashamed and bad about. And on top of that I have to listen to how mean I am and how certain things are very important. THANK YOU, I KNOW THAT! I know that it is important that I take care of it. But I don't know how I'm going to get everything done in time. Like yesterday I was sitting at my desk until 1am and I was so tired that I almost fell asleep. I wish I could be in more than one place at a time...

I feel so tense, tired, grumpy and like crying lately, it isn't even funny. I could really use a break and... a hug or something. But I don't want anyone around me (not even J) because I'm afraid I might say something really bad that I'll regret later. It's so frustrating... I have to keep going at least until the middle of next week, until the next exam. I'm just so worried about everything, that I will fail...

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I apologize for unloading all this on you and for being so whiny lately😔 But I don't know... I can't thank you enough for always being there for me🥺😭 I'm really in tears. Thank you for listening to my ramblings, I feel a little better already having typed that out. I'm sending you all my love!💜💜

Sueeee ~ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

OMG darling, I am so sorry that you've had to wait all done for a response to your vent.😭😭😭I've had a lot of studying to do (still ongoing but I'm talking a small break to message you back before I jump back in!) and honestly my concentration's been really bad since mum left yesterday. I've done more in the hour since she came home than I have in the last twenty-four.😭😭😭😭

But I digress!

It should go without saying, but it shouldn't be your responsibility to do everything. No human can do everything, try though we might, and your brother should definitely not rely on you to do his paperwork. You're not his mum, my love, and if it doesn't get done because he didn't do it himself (as he should), then tough shit, if you ask me. You can only be responsible for your own self, just as your brother should be for himself. If he had a question about it, then fair enough, but expecting you to do all of it is not fair. As for your mum, it sounds like she trusts you a lot because she asks you so many things (your brother sounds like he might trust you a lot too, but he shouldn't lean on you so heavily like that), but it's irritating that she doesn't read things on her own before asking you for clarifications.

I empathise so much, darling. It seems like, when the work piles up, everyone wants help with everything and it's so exhausting and irritating.😩You can only do so much, my love, and you already have your hands full with university, studying, looking after your own self, and anything else you do. You're working harder than you should be and I'm so sorry that those around you are only adding to that, rather than supporting you and helping you out where they can.

I understand, darling. I love to help when I can too and it's something I admire so much about you, that you'll help anyone with anything if you're able to. But we can't help everyone all the time - that's just not possible, and your family shouldn't expect that of you, especially if they're aware of just how much you're already doing. It's okay to accidentally snap, darling. We can only take so much before we snap and the fact that you feel guilty about it shows that it's more a show of stress and less actual irritation towards your family. You're not mean, my love, you're just overwhelmed, and those around you aren't helping where they could be. You do so much for others and they could just as easily do things for you as you do for them and I'm sorry that they don't. You deserve more support from them, not just because it's something everyone should have, but because you're supporting them even during times like this. The least they could do would be to reciprocate your efforts.

I'm so sorry that you don't know how you're going to get it all done in time, my love, I definitely empathise with that. We can only do what we can do, darling. What can be done today is amazing, but what can't be done today for whatever reason will just have to wait. We can't work if we're exhausted or not taken care of, and nothing is worth the cost of your physical, emotional and mental well-being. I'm sorry, darling, you deserve so much more than this and I would love to help you more if I could!!!!

You're doing everything that you can, my love, and that's all that you can do. Take pride in how far you've come, even with what you're having to deal with. If you need to cry, cry. If you need to re-watch the same show 1234567890 times, then do it! Just please take care of you!!! I'm sending you so much strength and love!!! J and I and others are so proud of you and we love you. Take it one hour, one day, one step at a time, angel, and know that J is with you through it all. You won't fail, my love. You work so hard and you know much more than you think you do!!! Even if you did fail, the grade wouldn't define you or your worth. Exams can be re-taken, classes can be revised, and life goes on. You'll be just fine, my love, I promise.💗💗💗

I empathise so much with you, angel, and please don't apologise for unloading!!! I said that you could (and even if I hadn't, you still would have been welcomed to vent to me!) and I'm so proud of you for doing so!!! You're not whiny, honey!🥺We all need a little extra love and support sometimes, and that's okay!!!!! Take your time, darling, and know that I love you so very much and so does J! I love you, honey, and I send you much love and many hugs! I'm here if you want to talk about it some more.🥺💗

[shibalen]

My hobbies include writing, reading, watching anime and mystery/thriller/action movies. I’m the ‘loud and crazy’ one of my friend group, but I’m also the sly, crafty manipulative one. Likes in a partner: someone who motivates me and can challenge me to do my very best. Dislikes: someone who tries to "change" me. Thank you so much! I hope you're having a lovely day!

♡ matchup for @karaseijoh

hello! this is the actual matchup this time, no worries! i appreciate your patience and sweet words, thank you so much ´･ᴗ･`

|| Haikyuu: i match you with . . .

Daichi Sawamura

• Bet he wasn't who you were expecting, but hear me out!

• What I think would really make you a good pair is that while you're both ambitious you still balance each other out

• Your fierceness will inspire Daichi to be even more assertive while his assuring presence will help you not get discouraged as easily

• Being a captain of a sports team himself, Daichi knows how to motivate you to reach for the skies!

• All he wants is to help you just as much as you've helped him, or even more ♡

• Looks up to you like no one else ngl. You're always on his mind when he's in a pinch, thinking would you let this problem pull you down

• I mean, you're on his mind anyway

• Because he loves you so much but he's also a big ol' worrywart

• He'll legit stop in the middle of practice or whatever he's doing and hope you're not getting into trouble with your schemes

• You definitely knew each other for the longest time before anything romantic sparked between you

• Daichi, being the responsible boy he is, was constantly at your heed, telling you not to manipulate others for your own interests, what was "wrong" and "right" etc.

• But time fixes everything and, before he knew what was happening, he had grown whipped for you

• Your outspoken side took him on adventures he never knew he wanted. Your crafty side made him understand just how ready you were to make your ideas a reality. This all made him fall in love with you ♡

• #rivals to lovers

• We know he doesn't sugarcoat stuff so rest assured every compliment, every praise is genuine. He is proud of you and all of your achievements!

• Will never say anything to hurt you, everything he says is carefully considered

• If you hold in your emotions, he offers to talk about it later in case you want to vent out your honest feelings.

• Loves it when you come see him at practice but also You + Tanaka + Nishinoya + Hinata = deadaichi

• If he doesn't have practice himself catch him sitting at the stands watching yours with the proudest grin in history

• There's more! During competitions the whole volleyball team comes to cheer you on! Daichi lowkey wanted to be the only one you saw when looking over but that's fine :')

• It makes him sad you're both so busy with school so when you are spending quality time together Daichi plans things out to the smallest detail. Though too embarrassed to admit it this boy is such an old-fashioned romantic

• Never forgets to bring you a little something to your dates. Even if you're staying in and watching a thriller movie (then it's pizza) And if you don't receive at least one love note a month it got mixed up in the mail

• Getting hyped over mystery series together is your thing. Change my mind

• You teach him chess so he could beat Suga and Kurō lol

• hitting👏the👏gym👏together. You can try and tell me your thighs aren't his next favorite thing about you (aside from your personality) and he doesn't steal glances at them when you're working out, but we all know these are facts.

• I'm loving the idea of your late night texts!

• "If I were to infiltrate a bank, scam it, and give the money to the poor like Robin Hood, would you back me up?"

• "Go to sleep, y/n."

• "But would you?🤔"

• "Honestly. I'd do it myself just so you'd stop getting in trouble. Where do you get all these idea's from?

• "Aww! It's a secret😉"

• " . . . what did Noya tell you?"

• Daichi is a caring, supportive boyfie. You can trust him to have your back. He'll treasure you because you are his most precious person ♡

runner up: Kurō Tetsurō

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|| OHSHC: i match you with . . .

Tamaki Suoh

♛ Your personal cheerleader and #1 fan

♛ Seriously, with Tamaki around to worship the ground you walk on it's almost impossible to give up. And if it's not because of his cheering it's because you want him to be quiet pfft

♛ Expects the best from you because he has no doubt in your abilities and how much you are capable of

♛ But he won't care if you're not naturally talented at something because he loves you just the way you are besides, he can be perfect for both of you

♛ The first time you met you went to the host club because the chess club was under the threat of being cancelled due to it lacking enough members

♛ Your plan was simple: The host club was extremely popular, and Tamaki was the favourite host so you were going to get close to him so he'd advertise the chess club

♛ At first you were just planning to use him but soon learnt there was more to him than being a princely flirt and a bit of an airhead

♛ He was kind to you no matter what, even though you he knew you were just using the host club to your advantage

♛ Your determination was what attracted him to you and your exciting personality made him fall for you ♡

♛ Though you weren't far behind in crushes, and I swear when you admitted you feelings for Tamaki was tempted to kiss you right there and then

♛ Of course, he's a gentleman and squeezed you into a tight embrace instead. You could feel his heart racing in his chest

♛ Y'all be loud and crazy together. There won't be a day when you're not doing something wild. His favorite hobby is taking you on his 'adventures' in the 'commoner world', he swears its like the jungle

♛ But don't be surprised if he shows up at your house with a helicopter saying you're going to Lapland for a ski trip and watch the northern lights

♛ When you show your ruthless side for the first time boy will be mildly terrified because you remind him of Kyoya in the mornings (• ▽ •;)

♛ When you're being fierce he's gonna admire you from the sidelines and be like "heck yeah! get 'em babe!" But if you direct it at him, he'll turn into a whiny baby "bUt princessssss :("

♛ If you got a penny every time he asked you to have him on the cover of the school's newspaper you could afford a publishing company of your own

♛ Tamaki absolutely thrives off your attention and if you're apart for too long he gets extremely gloomy. Every time someone mentions your name while you're not around he'll be in his emo corner (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

♛ Insits on training with you. Although he's physically fit to keep his beautiful figure in shape he's not overly athletic. During longer jogs he'll start wheezing and you find it utterly hilarious

♛ He tries to put up the front of being all bold and suave but if you flirt back for more than five seconds he'll melt into a blushing mess

♛ One time you were talking about throwing a Halloween party and what costumes you all could wear

♛ You teasingly pondered whether you should go with a cute or a more mature look and Tamaki's soul proceeded to leave his body for ten minutes rip

♛ Hikaru and Kaoru had to shake him by the shoulders to keep him together, meanwhile you were giggling in the background

♛ Recommed him an anime and he's gonna spam you with constant updates as he's binging. You might have to mute your phone if you want to get anything done smh

♛ Though his texts and calls are often an emotional mess, he gives surprisingly good and detailed feedback at the end of it

♛ Just make sure to have finished the series first otherwise I can't guarantee a spoiler-free conversation (*ﾉωﾉ)

♛ He'd much rather watch them together with you though. Physical affection is one of his main ways to show you his love

♛ You're his queen. Have no doubts he'd do anything for your happiness ♡

runner up: Kyoya Ootori

here you are, i hope this was an enjoyable read for you! if you think the format could have been better though, feel free to let me know and i'll fix it.

thank you for requesting and i hope you're having a lovely day as well! ♡

[bicth-and-in-that-order]

Vent post incoming with spoilers

I don’t know why LiS keeps trying to make us feel bad Nathan Prescott , I didnt care about him, his daddy issues or his death in the main game, I certainly don’t now in the prequel. I definitely didn’t care about him getting bullied by the black guy since he was racist to him but fucking Samantha who was rude to Chloe anyway had to step in and be like “you’re just gonna let him bully Nathan 🥴” like bitch why don’t you step in between them?

I must be one of the few people who flat out doesn’t give a fuck about Nathan. Yeah it sucks that he has a mental illness or whatever it was and his asshole family barely helped him but he’s still a rich, whiny, white boy who’s just fucking awful man. He reminds me of way too many people I know in real life and I have no sympathy for him. Wish the game didn’t punish you for committing the heinous crime of not wanting caring about Nathan or his “oh life is so hard for me , everyone uses me wah wah ok now let me do something fucked up” schtick.

[denkineptune]

I ship you with...

Asmo!

aside from the fact that you couldn’t be affected by his seduction power, your personality is what drew him in first. your fiery and sarcastic attitude was charming and you seemed like the perfect person to hang out with, since his brothers aren’t as outgoing as he is.

you responded positively to his constant doting and he was so enamored with you. usually people weren’t receptive to him (unless, of course, it was a one-night-stand) and he loved the fact you really liked when he babied you. 

when you two start officially dating, this mans is the best reminding you to take care of yourself. Hell, he’ll do it for you. stressed? no problem! have a quick soak in the tub (that smells awesome btw??? magical man asmo with his bath tricks). If you just wanna vent, he’ll listen attentively about whatever it is you’re ranting about. 

the fact that you enjoy doing makeup is another reason why he likes you! You two often try out new methods and products together, deciding which one you like and which aren’t as good. (he probably puts your looks on his Devilgram, ever since you arrived in the Devildom that’s all he’s been posting)

he wants to spend all his time with you, and probably can’t keep his hands off of you. If you’re napping, he’ll nap with you (beauty sleep!) and cling to your body, if you’re out shopping he’ll hold your hand, if you’re sitting and writing he’s laying his head on your shoulder [gotta sit in a bed, he can’t touch you if you’re in a chair >:(((  he gets angy. read: mildly irritated, and, probably whiny]. 

speaking of him always touching you, w0W he thinks you’re gorgeous?? how can a human rival HIS beauty? he probably won’t openly admit it, but he may or may not think that you are slightly prettier than him. he adores your curves and helps you find clothes that you not only look great in, but feel great in.

all in all, you two really are the textbook definition of a power couple. you support each other and it’s disgustingly cute to the others. you probably have 1 or 2 or,,,, hundreds,,, of shipping accounts shipping you and Asmo because of how public he is about the relationship. he can’t help it, he wants to brag to the world about how lucky he is to be in a relationship with you.

please love him it’s all he wants 🥺🥺

[alo-piss-trancy]

hello! do u have any omo hcs for any mha chars? if not, that's okay :) btw some of the stuff u posted from a while back was from homestuck, just wanted to point that out ig- have a good day!!

To answer your other thing first, yeah I know hom/estuck! :D I never got super into the fandom side of it or even finished reading it unfortunately bc it's just SO LONG (I got up to some point in the middle of Act 4 or 5 I think? That was years ago though). I know the 4 kids and the first batch of trolls around their age (K/arkat and all of them) but once it gets to the older ones from that other timeline or whatever I got lost and only really know about D/irk and Ja/ke haha. I've still tried to avoid spoilers about the stuff I didn't read and the ending and such since maybe one day I'll have nothing else to read and finish it lol. The most interaction I really do with it nowadays is reading the occasional omo fic or looking at art because the piss side of that fandom was chock-full of quality content (and in some places still MAKING IT ) that I'm still working my way through.

But you didn't ask about that you asked about SUPERHEROES! SO HERE WE GO! :D

I've posted a few for certain popular chars like De/ku, Baku/gou, and Tod/oroki before (which I will reblog right after answering this in case you'd like to see those), so I'll do a few of my favourites this time!

M/ina (aka pink bae) :

* Pretty big bladder, but not a high tolerance for pain after a certain point. As soon as she feels a nagging urge she usually just goes instead of waiting. She can technically hold a lot/for a long time if need be, but it really bothers her and psyches her out.

* Drinks WAY too much soda. Not that it really affects her bladder, it's just unhealthy lol

* Very whiny and vocal when she needs to go. At first jokingly/to vent her annoyance, then if she's desperate enough it's solely to distract herself because somehow talking about it is easier than struggling in silence. Groans really exaggeratedly to show how annoyed she is.

* Super bouncy, like hopping up and down on her toes or bouncing in her seat in class/on the bus. Tugs the hem of her shirt down to cover or places her hands to the front of her bladder and presses while doubled over/bouncing on toes. You know that kind of stuff.

* Doesn't really grab her actual crotch unless dying. She'll press her knees together/grind her thighs though, or rut against the edge of her chair

* She tends to sweat/get flushed when super desperate/straining, and if she's especially nervous she might lose control of her quirk enough for her feet to slip in a light bit of acid. Usually she can keep the quirk under wraps even while bursting though.

* If she wet in public/in front of important people, she'd be pretty embarrassed and would take a few days to get over it. But if it's in front of friends she doesn't mind as much. It's still an uncomfortable experience but she can usually find a way to turn it into a joke with everyone instead of them laughing at her expense. She has a good sense of humor about it and hey, at least she finally got to pee.

* Will pretty much pee anywhere. Boy's bathroom, outdoors, a bucket, whatever. The only time she'll hesitate or refuse is if it's super gross.

* Has gone in the pool once to see if the rumor was true. Only once though.

* Probably doesn't have an omo kin/k, but is open to experimenting either way.

Toko/yami (birb boi) :

* Tiny bladder (like smaller than De/ku's). Gets squirmy shortly after a single juice box or small soda. Cannot get through drinking a large-sized drink without multiple potty breaks. Mostly sticks to water except for rare treats because caffeine goes through him so fast.

* Very self-conscious and shy because of said tiny bladder. Doesn't like looking weak or seeming baby-ish compared to his peers and def doesn't want to have to ask multiple times on long trips or classes, so he tries his best to monitor his liquid intake and sneak away when everyone is busy. This usually works out okay since he's so good at hiding out in corners/being quiet, but it's becoming harder now that he has /gasp/ friends who want to keep tabs on him or include him in stuff. He would low-key rather die than tell anyone he has to go at all, let alone if he has to go really REALLY badly. Dorm sleepovers will be hell.

* He isn't really pee-shy as far as public bathrooms go, but if he has to take an emergency pee outside or smth he has a hard time going, esp if he has someone with him trying to stand guard. Some people probably like to joke that because he's part animal he can go outside whenever he wants. That is Not The Case and it isn't funny

* Da/rk Shadow, on the other hand, gives no fucks and will try his best to force birdy to say something or blurt it out himself. Mostly at very embarrassing and inconvenient times with crowds, or hollering at everyone to wake up and move out of the way during said sleepover in the middle of the night when To/koyami is trying to sneak past the maze of sleeping bags to get to the bathroom quietly. Da/rk Shadow would be lying if he said he didn't get a bit of amusement from making birdy boi so embarrassed, but at his core he also does it because he's concerned the poor guy's gonna hurt himself testing his limits so often, and he would be even more embarrassed if he wet himself so HE'S DOING HIM A FAVOUR REALLY.

* Mostly fidgets with his legs. Lots of jiggling and partial bouncing and shifting weight from foot-to-foot. Crossed whenever he's sitting. Squeezing and rubbing thighs together, the whole she-bang. If he's alone and it gets this bad you can count on a full-blown potty dance.

* If he really has to keep up a good impression and can't afford to let anyone know, he can stop the fidgeting, but pretty much only by standing stock-still and straight and not really moving. His whole body ends up shaking from the strain though so it isn't actually that much of a cover

* If he's literally about to pee himself/knows he has to hold it for a LONG time with no other options he'll cave and hold himself really tight, but he seriously has to be on the verge of a full blown accident before he'll dare do this. Even around close friends he'd usually rather just try his best to keep his legs together and put up with the few leaks praying they don't notice.

* He leaks a LOT of tiny trickling leaks. He never loses control in one big gush, it just keeps dribbling out and he stops it for like half a minute and then it starts again, rinse and repeat each time more agonizing than the last until he finally loses full control and the rests hisses out.

* He tries to be quiet when desperate but the worse it gets the more he starts to let out little whimpers and moans, which can then devolve into incoherent rambling. By the time he's about to lose it he's basically Izu/ku levels of chatter, albeit much much quieter.

*When he does finally let go completely (whether that's in the bathroom or in his pants lol) he definitely has those fullbody pee shivers. You know the lil shudder all the way up his spine, complete with the softest little moan and his eyes slipping shut? His head feathers floof up for a second when he does it and it's adorable.

* If he wets he's going to be completely mortified. He doesn't cry (openly at least, his eyes will be watery), but he isn't as good at maintaining a stoic facade as Tod/oroki could. He's shaky and his words come off broken, he can't quite calm his breath hitching. Depending on the witness, he might try to BS an excuse to leave immediately and pretend it didn't just happen, not confronting them for several days until he's tracked down. Or he might break down enough to be unsure how to leave/end up staying to be comforted.

* probably doesn't have a ki/nk for it himself but would hold/wet for a partner. I don't care how edgy he looks he's 100% a SUB

* Da/rk Shadow would enjoy being the dom and even have birdy hold for him maybe, using his shadow powers to poke and tease at his bladder

Ts/u (froggy) :

* BIG bladder. Is that friend who never seems to have to pee no matter how long you've been hanging out. She also has a decent pain tolerance and keeps control fairly well. It takes a lot to push her into a state where she's at risk of wetting.

* Always well-hydrated. Always. Mostly water, juice, or tea, she doesn't drink soda very often. Doesn't mind it though and the caffeine doesn't seem to affect her much, but the fizzing's weird.

* She doesn't really give outward signs of desperation. She doesn't bounce around or grab herself. The most she'll do is press her thighs together, or cross legs if she's sitting. Usually she just tries to stand still and focus on keeping control, and will be less talkative. Usually she's very observant of her peers and the situations around her, so her classmates can tell something's up when she gets like this and keeps missing details or not joining conversations.

* Still appears pretty calm, even when bursting. You'd have to know her very well to tell that she's nervous.

* Not shy at all about asking/leaving to go when needed, unless it's an extremely formal or serious situation. Even so, if genuinely close to wetting she'd excuse herself or find a way to take care of it.

* If desperate during an actual hero mission, she would intentionally wet herself as soon as the need started affecting her performance. Pride isn't worth making errors and putting others' lives at risk, and taking time to find a hiding place/get out of her costume wouldn't be an option.

* No problem going outside or in odd receptacles, even around friends. She's not going to go out in the open, but has no problem going while someone keeps watch or asking for a bottle during a long bus ride.

* Pretty chill about going in water, but still has standards. In the shower/further out in the ocean where it doesn't affect people? Perfectly fine. In the pool or a closed lake where people are hanging out? That just makes you a jerk. River? Depends on whether it's a super clean stream or already gross, and where it leads to.

* No omo ki/nk to speak of. Pretty confused about it, but perfectly chill with giving it a try if someone asks.

Kyo/ka (earphone girl) :

* Average bladder. High pain tolerance. Can hold for a while longer if necessary, but she'll struggle/wet eventually.

* Not shy at all about leaving/asking, barring special circumstances. Not a fan about going in weird places/outdoors, but will if she has to. She'll gripe about it though.

* Doesn't get nervous so much as frustrated when desperate. She's the type to bang on the door to snap at someone to hurry up, or yell at the bus driver to pull over before she soaks their seat. Her squirming is mainly just leg crossing or jiggling when seated, foot tapping when standing. Lots of sighing/growling and grumbling to take her mind off of it.

* If she's genuinely close to losing control though or in one of those special circumstances, she won't be nearly as frustrated. Instead she gets unusually shy and quiet, withdrawing to the corner and trying to stay unnoticed while she squirms and whines under her breath.

* Will only grab herself once she's on the verge of losing it. This is when she gets truly nervous and starts to panic.

* Wetting is embarrassing no matter what, but her reaction heavily depends on the circumstances. Close friends can comfort her after some sulking and then she can kind of chuckle about it. Regular peers get some threats not to talk about it, then she'll withdraw for a few days before she can get over it. Strangers she just tries to get out of there ASAP and wants to crawl under a rock

* Probably has a pretty big omo kin/k (mostly seeing others desperate, but sometimes indulges herself), but she's super embarrassed about it. You'd have to work real hard to get her to bring it up/ask you to participate. If she can though, oh boy is she gonna be into it. She gets a real thrill out of the dominant side of it, teasing people and watching them squirm (she's a very affectionate dom so expect some kisses and hugs while she casually straddles your bladder), breaking down their defenses until they lose control just for her. She does love being the sub on occasion though, it's nice to be the one flustered and nervous/having to be coddled for a change since she's usually so chill and tough.

Ko/da (animal whisperer) :

* Average bladder despite his large stature. Not overly weak, not overly strong. Mild pain tolerance. Can force himself to hold on for an exceptionally long time if necessary, but will be much weaker and prone to accidents afterwards.

* Pretty dang shy about asking/leaving, and is also legit bladdershy in public restrooms unless they're completely empty. Usually holds it during classes and then slips back to his dorm room's private restroom during lunch hour. Once he grows comfortable enough around certain friends he can use their dorm/house bathrooms, but that still takes some coaxing and a lot of visits to ease into it.

* He actually has less trouble going outside as long as there's plenty of cover and nobody's around (like a forest or smth). Animals don't judge the way people do. It's definitely not his first choice, but between say, a campground public bathroom and the woods, he'll take the woods.

* While most of his classmates/teachers in 1-A have gotten to know him enough to understand most of his miming communication, when he has to spend time with other classes/teachers or strangers in town, it can be a struggle. He's much more hesitant to 'speak up' about his need in the first place, and even once he does they don't really understand at first and it gets really embarrassing (short of doing an actual potty dance or starting to leak they might not figure it out in time). Sometimes he just writes it down instead/types it on his phone, which helps, but he's so used to charade communication that half the time he forgets that's an option.

* He tries not to be too obvious about his need when desperate, but isn't the best at hiding it. He gets really sweaty and can't quite wipe the nervous expression off his face, and his body posture is really tense and shaky. To be fair, he looks nervous a lot of the time, so most people might not pick up on the exact reason unless they know him well.

* When it gets REALLY bad he starts to squirm a little, pressing his knees together or rocking on his heels, shuffling in his seat, or the classic 'both hands gripping the edge of the chair with legs on either side, but you're not actually grabbing your crotch so it isn't obvious right?'. Any further and he'll do the actual crotch grab and a full potty dance, complete with tears budding in the corners of his eyes and little whining hums and whimpers.

* If he wets, he will be completely humiliated. Horribly ashamed, trying to clean up the mess but with no idea how, crying and on the verge of panic. That's all just alone. Have it happen in front of friends or in public and it's even worse, because now they're all gonna think he's a baby and not cool like them and he doesn't know whether to keep apologizing/crying or run away to hide forever.

* Luckily he's pretty easy to comfort once people try. He won't learn to laugh about it or anything but if people convince him they aren't mad or gonna make fun of him, he can meekly accept the offer to hang out or go back to join whatever group he left once he's cleaned up and had time to decompress.

* Doesn't really have an omo kin/k, but is a big sub with a humiliation kin/k so he could go along with it for his partner. He kinda likes the whole squirmy, blushy side of it and all the comfort and spoiling he gets afterwards uvu

Pi/xie Bob (blonde kitty teacher from the summer camp arc) :

* I actually don't have many for her since she was only in a few episodes, I just think she's really cute and cool

* Probably pretty good bladder capacity and strength to hold. High pain tolerance and endurance

* Would wet during a mission to avoid making mistakes bc she's a professional and isn't that embarrassed in the moment, but she thinks it's kinda gross and will shower ASAP afterwards. Also because her group is kind of idol-esque so there's a reputation on the line.

* Will go outdoors without much fuss if she needs to, but definitely prefers more civilized accommodations. You know she's got a nicer private bathroom than whatever general camp one the others have to use. Pros get privileges.

* Bounces/whines a lot when desperate and kind of paws at her crotch without really grabbing it. Lots of leg crossing and wriggling/hunching over. Only when by herself or with her close friends though. If she's in Pro-Hero mode trying to make good impressions or teaching camps, she can mask her needs remarkably well to focus on the task at hand. She forgets what she's saying periodically or has a shakier smile, but that's about it.

* FYI those giant cat paw gloves make getting a decent grip on her crotch imPAWsible

* Wetting is kind of embarrassing but she's also super relieved so it kind of balances out. Unless it happened live on tv or smth she'd probably be able to get over it pretty quickly. In front of any camper students she'd be embarrassed on the inside, but not let the flustering show. Instead she turns it into a teachable moment.

* Could have an omo kin/k or could not. We don't know a ton about her so I like flexible hcs.