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Preview: The Past, The Future (revised)
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Warnings: Canon show ones, sexual content.
The drinks flowed, the music was infectious, still you couldn’t enjoy it, not even a little. Not when you could see them in the distance speaking on the balcony.
You knew Miguel would never let you go. He never let anything go. Once you were his, you were always his; that was just the way things were. Miguel was like a tattoo, the kind you couldn't see but stained your soul and etched your bones. You didn’t love him. Not anymore. You wouldn’t even be working for him if you had a way out.
You knew Benjamin took Miguel aside to talk business, but you couldn’t help but wonder if your secret was out. You were so careful, but Miguel did have eyes everywhere. You tried to busy yourself with a conversation over drinks, but all you could think about was that balcony, and what the two men in your life were talking about. All you could do was wait, and not make yourself obvious by looking at them.
You knew the risks involved. You weren’t foolish. There was a price for being Miguel's girl, a price for being his ex, and a price for falling in love with Benjamin. You held no regrets, maybe about Miguel, but if it wasn’t for Miguel, you would have never met Benjamin.
Benjamin made you remember the kind of shit you used to dream about before you got involved with Miguel. A warm home, a family, love - they weren’t foolish dreams, you weren't asking for too much. It was your right to have those things with the right person.
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#benjamin arellano felix#not the real guy#netflix narcos mexico#Benjamin x reader#fic: the past the future#Benjamin Arellano Felix x reader
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Really cool day at the rainforest cafe
#rainforest cafe#comic art#comics#my art#artists on tumblr#cant express to you how insane the whiplash of a guy acting like robot gorillas were real then 30 minutes later telling us about hard drugs
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it wasn't ever normal that you guys were getting coffee for cheaper than people in Brazil and Colombia (the producers) do though, I hope you know that
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arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
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Physically pains me to work on bigger pieces because my nut sized brain hates stuff that takes longer than a day (but I think miss dead merm over here will be worth it)
#wip#drawing#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#see guys I can make real art too#not just mold brainrot content
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Epilogue :)
Yknow the line "he'd speed up my mind when it was sluggish" in the journal 3 lost pages? Yea this is how I think that went
#Gravity falls brainrot is real guys#The book of bill#Book of bill#Mild book of bill spoilers#Tbob#Tbob mild spoilers#fiddauthor#Stanford pines#Stanford#Fiddleford mcgucket#Mcgucket#Gravity falls#Gravity falls fanart#Bill cipher#Gravity falls fan comic#gravity falls brainrot
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visitation
wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#stanford pines#divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
#art#twisted wonderland#twst 5th anniversary#i'll stop for a while now i promise i just wanted to get this out#genuinely feels a bit weird to be 5 years in already huh!#that combined with having finally finished up episode 7...#oh no all the milestones hit at once help#hold on while i reminisce for a moment#because MAN i did not expect the anime disney boy game to become so special to me#(especially my little wet rat dragon and his family)#to be fair 2020 onward was uhhh let's say prime timing for a piece of silly and unapologetically indulgent media#(not to get too real here or anything but let's just say that. some of the stuff in 7 specifically did hit a bit harder than it should've.)#but also just. you know how it goes.#sometimes a thing doesn't so much speak to you as it reaches out and grabs you by the throat#with an intensity that shocks and bewilders no one more than you#and sure you can ignore it because having any emotions about media beyond faint scorn is of course the epitome of ~cringe~#but you could also just throw yourself wholeheartedly into it#and lemme tell you one of those options is a hell of a lot more fun#idk i'm just kinda rambling here#it's been a weird five years but i'm glad to have had these guys for it#and hey if nothing else it gave us meleanor#the inside of my brain at any given point is just the 'do it for her' meme covered in pictures of our late great dragon princess#i would not have it any other way
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Poppy playtime chapter 4 post credit scene
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#ppt#poppy playtime#yarnaby#the doctor#harley sawyer#poppy playtime chapter 4#look guys they are okay! :)#nothing bad happened !!#Harley is now one robot with all his data loaded up on it#and Yarnaby lost all his Yarn BUT is okay just crawled out#gotta get him a blanket#don’t worry the doctor probably can help him grow some new yarn quicker#this is definitely real I promise
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me clicking on a video from the silliest man in the world: teehee what wacky hijinks await me
world renown block clown mumbo Fucking jumbo: you ever think about how old technology seems to live forever in the suspended state of whatever the newest advancements were at the time. how most technology immediately and fundamentally tells you when it was important and when it was left in the dust. it’s suspended in its era forever, and in that it is perfect.
stagnation is a form of death but nostalgia is cruel immortality. still i find myself locked in pursuit of it until i finally stumble across the undeath of the mechanical. as my hard earned improvement truly begins to pay dividends, surrounded by my opus of change, i will freeze myself in eternal utopia. the only way to never die is to preemptively kill whoever you might become. i will not have a grave, i will not be ashes and dust. i will be a perfect, extant machine.
me: Ok. i dont think this will plague me at all actually. like video.
#mumbo the real guy: 😃 hey guys just nearly shit myself on a mountain#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#definitely not plaguing any thoughts and CERTAINLY no haunting#yapstreet barkington#first time posting in main tags lowkey nervous. that so stupid i’ve been on this site for 8 fuckin years#but there’s So Many people#mj#hc10
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After enough consideration of my own I have concluded the reason these two are the odd ones out because they are actually bugs that think in very different ways than everyone else 😌 it’s a sound assessment… must be why they just stare at things happening like you just lifted up a rock they, the insects, were under
#Trust me guys this is real 💯💯#insecticons? No—I just mean earthly insects#transformers prime#tfp#tfp soundwave#soundwave#tfp shockwave#shockwave#wavewave#tfp fanart#transformers art#transformers fanart#transformers
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got this in my tree lol
#had to urge to draw him JSDHGSJDGDS#cookie era real guys#cookie run kingdom#crk#burning spice cookie#crk burning spice#my art
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#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group.#the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other#we even have a union guy 😭#side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better)#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi of izganda#izutsumi#marcille donato#laios touden#chilchuck tims#chilchuck#falin touden#astronomically random
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even though its great that indie animation is on the rise, it honestly concerns me that so many people hear "indie animation" and expect 22 minute episodes with smooth animation and expensive/popular VAs.
It kind of reminds me of when Webtoons became popular and then all of a sudden its userbase expected fully colored comics with 50 panels to come out every week. And you couldn't take a break for more than two weeks or else they'd complain.
#txt#you dont have real appreciation for indie animation unless you're willing to watch a show made by one guy who only has 3 vas#and one of those vas is himself
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Guys

GUYS

GUYSSS!!!!!

Climb him like a tree amirit
#guys don't sound like a real word to me right now#this is cute even though stan doesn't seem to like fidds too much in the episode#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddstan
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