#not the most balanced meal
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Egg: gimme that gooey sunny fried egg
Steak: I'm not fussed as long as it's not overdone 🤷🏻
Milk: semi-skimmed
Alcohol: fireball and coke 🥴🥃 or some kind of rum cocktail 😎
Hot drink: chaiiiiiiii
Tagging some of the blogs I follow but no supernatural repercussions for not continuing the chain 🎃: @liska-bystrouska @orangutanjcalliope @newtlesbian @wheezinmadejaway @thedukeleto
#i have been chosen but my answers be basic#i will eat most foods#this list is the strangest meal#you have your hot beverage and alcohol and meat#not the most balanced meal#xD
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It was so cold in the lobby it felt like someone had plunged an icy puppet-hand down my throat and was trying to bore its fingers through my trachea. So we made a fortifying hot lunch. Leftover grain/legume mix from yesterday, last of the morkovka po-koreiski from Devon Market deli, vegan breakfast sausage with chili tartar sauce. My main theme is I like it when food is Orange
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hannibal canonically winks this is so underutilized why
#ik he did to chilton at like the perfect time BUT I WANT MORE#LIKE imagine post fall the cannibal puns continue#obviously#hannibal at a dinner party with new colleagues saying the Most horrible pun in existence and winking over at Will surreptitiously#Will stonefaced until Hannibal pouts and looks away and then Will’s gotta disguise laughter by clearing his throat#it wasnt even That funny its just like too fucking cute#Or or NOT post fall like in the thick of Will’s fever it happens and Will’s left crazy off balance because#bc why THE HELL did Hannibal just wink at him after telling Jack the ingredients to the meal were sourced locally#stranded if u see this U DERAILED MY ENTIRE TRAIN OF THOUGHT I HOPE UR HAPPY 😭😭🫀🫀
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I know the general consensus is that hyperaestheticizing your life to social media standards is like... bad but I definitely started eating better when I started analyzing everything under the lens of if it lived up to my aesthetic standards rather than its relative health factor
#like i pretty much took a left turn away from diet culture entirely#meal replacement shakes and energy drinks do not align with my aesthetic values sorry#neither does 99% of candy and most sodas#nor most junk food in general tbh#unless its like... a fancy hamburger with skin-on chips or something#we strike a balance#but I'm definitely like trying to live a life where if something isn't beautiful it doesnt have a space in my life#and I'm definitely healthier for it
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I know Cementoss is such a side character but I am unwell for his dynamic with Chikara
#Miss I can do things by myself and panics at genuine affection meets mister polite and grounded#I am unwell for their dynamic#I've been thinking about their dynamic lately and how they'd get to dating#Chikara has had a few relationships in the past but being the primary engineer at the family business keeps her occupied a lot#so most of her relationships fizzled out#most of the time her partners probably broke up with her#Enter Cementoss who is nothing like any of the people she'd typical date#but oops her feelings are all mushy when did that happen?#Cementoss I imagine hasn't had a relationship#maybe in his teens but it was teen romance nothing dead serious or longterm#and like Chikara he never really thought he'd fall for her cuz she's so differnet to him#but oops now he's memorised the way she likes her hot drink and wants her to have a healthy work and personal life balance#Cementoss's kink is making sure his loved ones eat three meals a day get eight hours of sleep and drink water#change my mind#MHA#Cementoss#Chikara#MHA OC#Chiktoss
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feeling so defeated when it comes to food right now which sucks bc like. i have had huge successes with food! ive been trying new foods that i really really thought were not possible for me to even try but i still feel so frustrated bc my daily foods still have not changed much and i still have so much anxiety and lack of knowledge and aaaa. i wanna be able to go to a restaurant and have a single meal that i dont have to change everything to make myself comfortable with i wanna be able to try the foods my friends make without having to anticipate if its a safe thing to try or not i wanna be able to talk about food and know what people are talking about and what certain food flavors mean and i am simply so tired.
#arfid sucks. arfid sucks so much i am soooooo so tired of it#like. ive had successes. i have a really really truly so good support system w my friends#i drink orange juice now which is exciting? considering fruits and veggies is an area i dont often get much of?#but still most of my meals are combinations of the same things and im so tired#AND I CANT AFFORD TO SEE MY DIETICIAN RN#bc shes out of network and even w the sliding scale i have a balance i cant pay rn and my brain feels bad about that#and it sucks. and i am so tired and food costs.#anyway im currently stuck rn bc i cant figure out what im gonna do for lunch#bc i forgot to buy mac n cheeese cups#so ive had cafeteria pizza instead#which may have made pizza. not a safe food anymore!!! bc the idea of eating it again is unbearable!!!#and. im just#feeling so very defeated
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omg when u actually nourish ur body correctly and eat protein u get full quicker AND feel better…. who knew!!!!!!!! (not me im anemic)
#.mei chats#me irl#.not f/o related#cw food#i made myself the most scrumptious balanced meal#bc i have a Big Day today#i shld rly eat like this every day
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i wish everyone who gives the entities in doors any she/her pronouns in anyway a very good night and refreshing morning
#doors roblox#roblox doors#let some of the horrors have she/her swag... bet you wont#dangling a cat toy like ooo bet you dont wanna bet you dont... bet you wont ooooo#most of them are they/its but gotta throw in some she/her and he/him and them neos you need a balanced meal of pronouns in this hotel#its KEY to a healthy hotel with horrors in it >:((
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** i think reading dungeon meshi and frieren and witch hat atelier at the same time does something irreversibleto you... .
#yu.txt#relistening to the wizard the witch and the wild one too so whatever happens to me after this will unthread/resew the fabric of my existenc#do you see it? do you see the vision? im pacing around the house humming “your eyes are the size of the moon” from a song i used to hear#on the radio as a kid and i'll look up the lyrics later but i finally get itnow. i get why people were making posts about senshi and cookin#and nourishing yourself!! eat a balanced diet rethink your lifestyle rhythms get proper exercise!! yes sir senshi dungeon meshi sir!!#my dnd group is going to get my best character yet im putting notes in the character sheet as speak for devouring and consuming and becomin#song was nine in the afternoon btw. i have to write i have to make a story i have to make the most diabolical au to ever exist i have to#i love you stories i love you stories i love you stories if stories were a food i could eat them forever and ever i would always be cooking#and baking and sharing and the table would be full and the meals would be filling and i would try so many things and find what i liked best#this post was brought to you by: the birds are chirping but its not tomorrow morning until i go to sleep. with a note from our sponser:#i don't have work tomorrow and nature is healing. i need to make a little wizard sketch bc dungeon meshi was so good and also i m going to#sleep and when i wake up im going to write something and it will be so fun i love you making stuff i love you stories i love you writing!!
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ate chicken strips for dinner and all I could think about was the FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS vine
#i also made veggies to go with them#this is probably the most balanced meal I've had since I moved out
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also last ooc post for a while but … someone should adopt jack (muse-wise obvs). like … this kid is literally living on the streets, has been since he was like ten. he literally steals food, sneaks around, picks people’s pockets, sneaks into places to survive. he doesn’t sleep on a warm bed most nights. he’s quite literally fending for himself day in & day out. like someone take this kid in & give something stable please i beg of you -
#( the smallest planet with the biggest heart // ooc )#( mobile )#(he literally breaks into hotels & sleeps in them so he can sleep in an actual bed)#(& ends up getting caught most of the time)#(like someone just - see this kid & his suffering & help him pls)#(he’s just a boy just a baby just a smol)#(like i’ve talked to my friends abt ik josh is 6 foot but jack is def smaller than they)#*that like 5’5? but he’s also just generally smaller than most boys his age)#(like he doesn’t have balanced or home cooked meals daily or anything)#(he needs someone which btw adopt is a loose term it does not have to be an actual adult adult or anything i just-)#(anyways enough rambling gonna get off now to go eat & watch the film so i can be here h#*here#long tags tw
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do most people genuinely use recipes for everyday cooking? if im following a recipe its usually because im doing something totally new, i cant imagine using a recipe for a staple like pasta or rice dishes thats just in my brain
#me_irl#throwing an unknowable quantity of a randon selection of spice onto every meal until ive balanced it out#no like. throwing shade or anything but follow recipies is harder for me so i assumed most people also avoided it
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When you're a diabetic you can never rely on McDonald's to keep you healthy.
i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
#knowing how to cook certain meal especially when you're a diabetic can be most important#especially when there are foods that can make you sick if you eat too much of it#knowing how much to add and how much to reduce can tip off some balance in the diet
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people really need to learn that almond daughter ≠ healthy daughter
#almond mom lit comes from yolanda hadid who only allowed gigi ONE ALMOND (!!!) even though she was not feeling well#that does not equal eating healthy and balanced meals!!!!#ig most people don’t know the origin of the term but those who do… it could be so harmful#be careful ! <3
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Fish fillets, cauliflower noodle macNcheese, "salad" of grated carrot and single bit of lettuce leaf, veggie egg roll (I lost the argument that it counts as a cooked veg. Today has been too exhausting. I put that battle down.)
I added a second egg roll, white wine + dijon mustard dressing, and some spring rolls sauce with hot mustard. Baby steps are still steps.
#food#sort of homemade.. I'm going to regret the 'laziness' in a few hours as it makes other parts of life harder#fish fillets#veggie egg rolls#salad#macaroni and cheese ala cauliflower#at least the plate is square even if that is the most balanced part of this meal#some food is better than skipping food#finishing off the last of the premade things so there's freezer space for things without ibs trigger ingredients#ffs so many food glues and thickeners just make life suck#what we ate for dinner
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btw im soooo happy with the meal i made, i hadnt cooked for myself like this in a WHILE
#3 years living with my grandma and now living with a friend who cooks everyday (he does the cooking/most of market and dishes and i#do most of the cleaning thats how we balance chores)#in these past years i literally barely had the NEED to cook a full meal for myself#my friend is going to stay away for 2 weeks now i have to take full care of myself lol#i really wanna learn how to cook better and different stuff.....i find it so humilliating how im not good in the kitchen#like i cook the basics to survive and my food is ok. but i want it to be GOOD i want to learn different things..#the food im eating rn is tasting really good and im really happy with it but its literally everyday food lol
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