#not that this actually matters but to me this fic takes place in 1816 and in ireland

[lesbians4armand]

ITS WIP WEDNESDAY MY LOVES so have some siren lesbian devils minion with siren!armande and butch sailor dani

[bleedingheart-s]

@sootyships you don't have to ask me twice! warning just in case: spoilers for season 2 of torchwood

so!!! this is actually a fic i started working on about how i not only meet the doctor but also gwen and the rest of the torchwood three team! it picks up sometime during season 1 of torchwood/season 2 of nuwho (can't decide exactly when yet...)

for background in case one doesn't know doctor who lore: torchwood is an organization that operates on a clearance that is separated from government and military organizations, focused on tracking and taking care of extraterrestrial phenomena on earth. torchwood three is based in cardiff, wales, and their headquarters rests literally right underneath a part of a rift that causes strange occurences with space-time, such as beings from the future or past falling through

since this is an isekai, this is all me! i visit cardiff as a tourist in this dimension, and as i'm leaving the roald dahl plass, i end up getting sucked into and falling through the rift. i'm in the same place, but i end up landing face down on the pavement and getting knocked out.

below, the torchwood team notices a change in the activity of the rift, and jack and gwen come to investigate.

more background: captain jack harkness is the leader of torchwood three, born in the 51st century. he's accidentally immortal after the end of season one of nuwho, and has been looking for the doctor ever since that happened. he was transported back to 1816 im pretty sure- i know its the 1800s tho- and lived life the long way around, waiting for them to show up again. jack would do anything for the doctor.

so jack and gwen see me laying there. jack happens to notice one of the necklaces i'm wearing- it's a simple, small pocket watch but it's a miniature replica of ten's, so it has circular gallifreyan on it. he immediately clocks it as the doctor's, but he doesn't say anything yet. no one knows about them, or jack's history with them.

they take me inside and owen helps set the broken nose i got when i landed, and then jack and gwen take me to one of the interrogation rooms to answer questions, but jack is being strangely aggressive. i know why, gwen doesn't. i'm kind of cagey about answering anything, because i know that my mere presence could break the continuity and set this entire universe off kilter. that agitates jack further before i finally reveal that i'm from a universe where they don't exist as they are, but as characters in a tv show. that settles matters and jack has gwen go and get some stuff taken care of so that i have a place to sleep for the night and he talks to me alone, about the doctor. we bond a little over that and i give him my pocket watch, thinking it's a better idea he holds onto it.

jack leads me back into the hub proper and gwen told tosh, owen and ianto about me. owen does NOT like that i know so much about them or about torchwood and suggests to wipe my memory, as is standard procedure for a lot of situations, including when a member of torchwood quits. gwen defends me (cause she's a queen) and jack outright refuses to do it because of what i know about the doctor. owen storms off. gwen takes me to a halfway house--

and that's where i've left the fic off! i've been sort of stuck since i still can't decide where this takes place in the timeline. but i still have a couple ideas for after that!

i beg jack for a job at torchwood because i certainly wouldn't be able to fit in anywhere else. i literally do not exist in this universe- i have no friends, no family, no college education, and the knowledge i have of life in 2006 is limited to the scope of a seven year old american. jack is against it at first, but he's gotta say yes at some point, right?

some sort of nebulous amount of time after that, owen ends up getting caught at the wrong end of a gun in the show. he's supposed to die there, but even though we may have gotten off on the wring foot, i love him just as much as anyone else on the team, so at the last moment i take the bullet for him. he doesn't deserve to die, consequences be damned.

after that, i end up meeting the doctor, somehow... can't decide how though.

should i post the first chapter once i've finished it?

lily and hyacinth back atcha! + azalea!

hiiiiii soot!!!! ty for the ask!!! 🥹

lily ✦ do you try to fit your s/i into canon, or do you just do whatever you'd like with them?

fit into canon for sure.

hyacinth ✦ how did your s/i meet your f/o(s)?

so i have multiple ideas for how i met the doctor! one of them is pretty simple, kind of how like nine met rose with the 'run' thing. the city that they're in is under attack- i keep imagining cybermen- and maybe they're a straggler and start running late and they full-body slam into the doctor but he manages to keep both of them standing up with his hands on their arms and when they both look back, there's cybermen approaching, so the doctor takes their hand and runs.

i have one other idea that's even more in depth, but it's an isekai-like and i'm not sure people wanna hear me ramble about that for ages 🤣 (if you do pls tell me,,,,)

titus on the other hand, he gets his own oc! lucia vorenus, the younger sister to his brother in the legion. lucia shows up to the celebration vorenus and his wife are hosting for starting their business. i haven't thought about past that though lol

azalea ✦ does your s/i's identity (gender, sexuality, etc.) differ from yours in any way?

myri, my star wars oc, and lucia, my rome oc, are cis women. they're both bi though, like me!

[europeanguy]

Gotta Gogh [Part 1: Tour-guiding for Dummies]

Pairing: Nadia x Maxwell

Genre: Fluff (?)

Words: 1,684

Tags: Canon Divergence, Crossovers, Curse words probably, The Riot Club!AU sort of

- an accompanying fic for this drawing

There were two people looking at the Cordonian Ruby — Nadia assumed they were a couple by the way that they stood a little too close together and the magnetic energy that seemed to spark between them. Like she couldn’t have pulled them apart if she tried.

Two girls. Well, women. One was tall, tan, and toned to the gods. She probably modeled, or played sports professionally. The other one was shorter, medium blonde hair done in a side-braid, pretty enough to be an actress. Neither was Nadia’s type of course. She looked at them the way she looked at Picasso’s paintings — she likes what she sees. It was a nice sight.

The tall one snakes an arm around the blonde’s waist as they walk away and once again, Nadia was alone. Like something in this museum would come alive any second now. Nadia swore that one time that the portrait of the late Queen Kenna Rys blinked at her, but that was probably the result of caffeine withdrawals.

 “Welcome home,” – the letter said. Nadia could never forget the feeling when she received her acceptance letter — it was like getting accepted to Hogwarts — if Hogwarts had exchange programs that would only last for one semester. 

The University of Cordonia had a thriving student population of 5,000 (they were very selective) — composed of the country’s finest minds or filthy rich. You could be either or both. They offered an amazing Fine Arts program, given the country’s own rich history and deep love for the arts. Not to mention the white sand beaches, castles, princes she could bring home and make Kai so jealous with — but the truth is, it’s been two weeks and Nadia had been nothing but lonely. She hasn’t so much as dipped one toe into the ocean, visited a castle, nor met a prince (this one was unrealistic, even Nadia would admit so). So far her only friend would be Otis — the museum custodian — who happens to be sixty-eight and hard of hearing.

 The next day Nadia is greeted by a boatload (literally a boatload – well, cruise ship) of tourists. She was advised by the financial aid admin through a phone call to be prepared with extra research this time as to not repeat the Cordonian Ruby incident.

“Look, I know you try your best, but please be more careful this time,” Nadia could hear the anxiety radiating off of Helena’s voice. “I was advised that the Pierce moneybags would be present today.”

“...moneybags?”

“Yes! They’re looking to invest in the museum.”

Nadia looks around the empty entrance hall from her chair. If there was a speck of dust anywhere she wouldn’t be able to spot it (care of Otis). The rooms were individually temperature-controlled. They even had wifi.

“Do we even need it?”

Helena heaves a sigh so loud that Nadia could almost feel her exasperation herself. “Yes, Nadia, we need it! It can give us access to public collections, long-term maintenance,”

Nadia’s mouth forms into a small “o”.

“And think about Otis, he can retire right now and be at home, not worrying about anything because the museum WILL generously pay for his retirement plus pension!”

“I think Otis wants to live here until he dies.” Nadia whispers.

“Bottomline is, Nadia, you have to know what you’re talking about this time.”

“Yes, I know you’re referring to the Cordonian Ruby incident-“

“Don’t call it that.”

“Anyway, the incident — well, it’s not gonna happen again. Don’t worry.” In hindsight, Nadia’s first lesson should have been The Significance of Apples in Cordonian Culture 101. It would explain so much.

“Right. I trust you,” Helena says. “They’ll be arriving at around eleven in the morning.”

 The tourists arrive right on the clock, they had a tour guide of their own (a giant 6’5 guy who looked like he could bench press three of her, plus Otis) but apparently the boss-man Bartholomew Pierce wanted someone who was more familiar with Cordonian art scene. Nadia was hardly a local, but she had been studying nothing but the country’s art everyday since she got here – she lived and breathed it. Well, for two weeks anyway.

Chaz – the tour guide – hands Nadia a blue flag with “EOS” on it. “You can take it from here,”

The crowd was pretty small, more or less forty people, she wouldn’t need a flag. It’s not like the museum had other people aside from the group. “EOS?” Nadia gingerly takes the goofy flag.

“Ember of the Sea.”

“Shouldn’t it be EOTS?”

Chaz snorts. “No that sounds stupid, now go.”

 Nadia takes her place in front of the group, holding the blue flag above her head. “Hi everyone, I’m Nadia, on behalf of the University of Cordonia, I’d like to welcome you all to the museum,” She takes a deep breath before continuing. God, public-speaking never gets easier. “Firstly, I ask that you do not touch anything, and please do not deviate from the group-“

 The tour goes surprisingly well. Nadia studied up on the Cordonian Ruby (the country’s Mona Lisa – in terms of notoriety). Oil on canvas, commissioned by King Fabian – a direct ancestor of the current royal family, painted by an anonymous artist in 1816. The artist was rumored to be a mixed English noblewoman who became a lover of the young King, resulting into her painting the Cordonian Ruby, a gift to symbolize her love. However, she died of heartbreak since the late King loved his Lythikos Moscato and other mistresses more than her.

 Nadia leads the group to the portraits section – or as she secretly calls it stuffy-rich-people-paintings – and with this she gets to relax a bit. She tells them a few facts, lands one or two (Helena-approved, non-offensive) jokes, and lets the group disperse across the room to let them look at the art without her spewing random information about how Luther Nevrakis from The Crown and The Flame is actually based off of a real Luther Nevrakis who wasn’t a super-villain. Well, an obvious super-villain.

 “Nadia?” A pre-teen girl approaches her, followed by a… twin? Except the second one wore glasses and a slightly embarrassed look on her face. “Who do you think is hotter?”

“We’re trying to settle an argument.” Glasses explained. They gesture to a family portrait of stoic looking parents – the mother’s expression a little warmer than the father’s – and two starkly different brothers. One with black hair and fierce gaze, and a younger one with brown hair and the tiniest smile on his face.

“I’m not sure I’m comfortable talking about boys your age…” Nadia laughs awkwardly.

“Well, they’re dead so it doesn’t matter… right?” The first twin looks at Glasses. She simply shrugs.

“I don’t care I don’t even like boys.” Glasses pushes up her specs on the bridge of her nose as-a-matter-of-factly. “But now that she said it, it is really weird to ask her that.”

Nadia checks the information plate beneath the family portrait. Beaumont, 2004. “Well, this was seven years ago, so I don’t think they’re dead.”

A small, and sudden racket at the other end of the room captures Nadia’s and the twins’ attention. A group of boys (students, probably) were speed-walking through the room, laughing in a way that disturbed the peaceful vibe – and Nadia realizes that they were walking towards the one place that only Otis is allowed in. He explicitly told her to never go there or let anyone in. It was a tall and narrow arch-way that leads to a grand curving staircase, but that was only as far as Nadia saw. She wasn’t the type to break rules anyway. 

The first guy jumps over the velvet rope, followed by a second guy who merely steps over it. Before the last one could lift his feet, Nadia’s onto their heels.

“Sir, you can’t go through there!”

The first one is long gone, already shooting up the staircase like a man child on a sugar-rush. The other two turn around looking like they just became aware of her presence – along with the other tourists. The middle one looks snooty – expensive coat, slicked back hair. He doesn’t acknowledge Nadia, instead he turns to his friend. “Handle this.” With one last judging look at Nadia, Slick turns around to follow the first one up the staircase. “Leo, wait up!”

“Um-!” Nadia could feel the heat rising up her cheeks. Oh, she would follow them up the stairs, damn Otis’ rules, she would like to give these entitled boys a piece of her mind-

Someone clears their throat. Nadia looks up at him, the only guy left, – he was tall and broad-shouldered, brown wind-blown hair, and an amused expression in his eyes. He doesn’t say anything, instead he lifts his gaze from Nadia to a painting on her right. Nadia turns to where he’s looking and it registers on her. Same brown hair as the kid, same smile, only this time he was alone in the portrait and older. The plate said 2010. One year ago, and the man on the portrait was standing right next to her.

Shit.

A small part of Nadia still wanted to climb up the stairs and kick them out the window, but a bigger, smarter, part of her knew that if this guy was important enough to have his portrait hung in the same room as a prince – let alone the fact that he even had a portrait, in this case two – she had better start apologizing.

“I… am so, SO, sorry.” I’ve been here two weeks please don’t have me kicked out of Cordonia or assassinated I’m still young I still have dreams-

“Hey,” he flashes her an embarrassed smile and Nadia’s cheeks heat up. “It’s fine, honestly.”

“Max!!” Someone calls from upstairs. Probably Slick.

“Sorry, I gotta go.” He looks apologetic as he turns around to walk away, but not without looking at Nadia over his shoulder.

 “Whoa, he is hot,” Glasses and her twin suddenly appear beside her. “Okay, Jess, you win I guess.” Glasses shrugs, but Jess’s jaw is still dropped.

“That was… the Beaumont guy…” she says, looking at his solo portrait.

And sure enough, when Nadia reads the plate under his painting, it says Maxwell Percival Beaumont (2010), oil on canvas.

to be continued

FUN FACTS that you don’t have to read but the story will make more sense if you do lol and honestly I just really like fun facts pls read... please?

Title:

- I literally chose “Gotta Gogh” on a whim

Canon divergence:

- This takes place in 2011. Maxwell is 21 (1990) and Nadia is 19 (1992).

- This is inspired by that one scene in the riot club. There WILL be a version of the riot club in later parts, but it will be small since its mostly about Nads and Max.

Names:

- Otis means “keen of hearing”

- Helena the financial aid administrator is just a Cordonian parody of Helen Twombly. Points for creativity lmao honestly i just imagined helen twombly but it wouldnt make sense for her to be in cordonia

The Cordonian Ruby:

- The anonymous artist is the D&D MC and her death is based on the actual wife of the Prince Regent (George IV), Princess Caroline who “died of a heartbreak” - a cold hard fact. Jk, no, but she was in a toxic marriage and it was just a Bad Situation. George IV had several mistresses, fathered illegitimate children, and apparently was a Party Boy and he was an immensely unpopular ruler. This is all based off of my art history professor telling us Georgian Era gossip instead of sticking to the syllabus.

- The mystery of what the Cordonian Ruby Incident will never be solved. That is, until I actually know what happened during the “incident” HAHAHA

Progress:

- I wasn’t gonna post this originally, I just wrote it on my phone during a 3-hour trip (I got inspired by my own drawing LMAO) and I kept updating it during the week every night before I slept and suddenly it just blossomed into something that I kept thinking about so now it’s a fic!

- I will be posting more art and updates on max and nadia’s story in the near future lol I already know how it ends so dw I’ll come thru and finish this! (probably around 4-5 parts)