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from-cam · 1 year ago

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I have this feeling he'd tried that before

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #goodomens2 #good omens season 2 #give me s3 or give me death #good omens fanart #good omens comic #yellow bentley #michael sheen #david tennant #fanart #not that quick #artists on tumblr

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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago

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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

#i'm not sure if ford would really be interested in using the internet much #but i could see him wanting to look something up real quick and ending up reading something so outrageously wrong #that it pisses him off to the point that he gets into an argument about it lol #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #digital art #my stuff #anyway i really don't like how this one turned out #but i don't feel like changing it #bc i already spent way more time on this than i actually wanted to #and i don't wanna look at it any longer

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shamefulzombie · 27 days ago

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Not Perfect

#[Woag 13k+ notes??? yall are crazy for my simple angst /j/pos]#quick lil comic #ouuughhfh they are everything to me...#people mentioned that Curly is also kinda guilty and gave me an idea #mouthwashing #alvory's art

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allagashed · 7 months ago

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

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serial-unaliver · 5 days ago

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the amount of redditors like "as someone who escaped the alt right pipeline, here's the problem with the left" *writes out essay revealing a massive victim complex*...you did NOT escape the right i'm afraid 😭🙏 at the core of reactionary politics is aggrieved entitlement!

#i'm glad no one puts posts like this on my dash because i'd be ragetyping real quick

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koifee · 6 months ago

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Falin panics when her gf is sad

#eventually i will draw the other characters #i just need to obsess over them real quick #farcille #falin x marcille #marcille dungeon meshi #falin dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #fanart #my art

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beardedmrbean · 5 months ago

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chino1moreno

#g'night everyone #be kind #and give a quick look around #there's good people everywhere

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p0isonives · 3 months ago

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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings #QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD #like take the win when it’s handed to you #red robin #batman #tim drake #dc #robin #timkon #conner kent #superboy

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inkskinned · 2 months ago

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how do i contact apple bc actually i am currently going through an internet story but i don't have twitter.

which is to say that 3 weeks ago i was on vacation to the Azores with my family. due to girl pockets (iykyk) my phone fucking jumped into the ocean literally only because i lifted my leg above a 30 degree angle to avoid a wave. the phone was black. the sand was black. it was night. i had waded in about 2 feet deep. i think my guardian angel just closed his eyes.

i immediately reached a state of peace about it. maybe it was a sign from god or the universe. don't we all need to unplug. let's live in the moment or whatever. also, let's give the crabs technology, i just think it would be funny.

i come home. i haven't backed up my phone in a while (lol since 2022) and the shitty replacement i got is literally useless. i lost pictures of newborn babies. i lost contacts. i have to wrangle things together that need 2-factor authentication with a phone that's in the fucking ocean.

and then today i got this notification.

What in the everfuck. are you kidding me. this thing was IN THE OCEAN. like the ACTUAL OCEAN. like originally "find my phone" was reporting it as ABSENT.

and then i get this email:

she found it while she was SNORKLING. at the bottom of the actual ocean. it's been there for 3 weeks.

IT STILL WORKS.

which is to say. like how do i get her anything she wants, forever. i don't have any money but i would buy her a fucking boat of iphones to thank her. how do we get apple to give me a commercial. if nothing else i just want people to know that someone found my phone at the bottom of the ocean because how fucking fake of a story does this even sound.

what's going on. hello????????

#personal #we can take a quick break from anticapitalism to just discuss #the sheer fucking improbability here #remember when i said i have big luck??????????#HELLO???????????????????????????????

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deankarolina · 7 months ago

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