#not that much in a physical way -it's canon he beats up his son tho- but more in the way a traditional conservative dad speaks to his son
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Okay this is my way to see it:
Ed's parents ---> Loves Edd. Don't mind Eddy.
Eddy's parents ----> Don't mind Ed. His mom doesn't mind Edd but his dad dislike him.
Edd's parents ----> Don't like neither of them but they're so outsite their son's life to stop him from spending time with them.
#little hc yeaah#i'm sorry but i'm that part of the fandom that thinks Eddy's dad is horrible ignefifn#not that much in a physical way -it's canon he beats up his son tho- but more in the way a traditional conservative dad speaks to his son#eene
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Describing it as being like home is actually pretty accurate yeah.
And YES! I am totally willing to talk about my modern AU.
I've been calling it the Adoption AU because Time ends up adopting all of the boys. It mostly started as, I saw an edit for a tweet someone did with Wars and Wild that involved Taco Bell (cannot remember the blog or post for the life of me though), and so I wrote a thing about Warriors sneaking out of his university dorm to pick up Wild, who snuck out the window despite his broken arm, and then got extorted by Legend in exchange for silence at 3am.
This was followed by a fic where Groose decided spray painting a public building was a good idea and got himself and Sky arrested, set earlier in the timeline.
So then I made a timeline. Twilight is Time and Malon's biological son, and he found Wild on the side of the road one day (Wild's backstory involves a bad car wreck and an underground hospital, but no conspiracy bullshit. Yet). Wild has no memory, so they keep him. Wild brings home Legend, who was told his uncle died at school before a holiday. They then also keep Legend. Malon finds Four in her barn one morning for complicated reasons, and they keep him too. Twilight finds Warriors, who is in his class, hiding in an alley one day after he ran away from an abusive home and brings him home too. SS Impa (who I've nicknamed Shield because there are enough prominent Impas here that they should get nicknames too) is a social worker who's trying to find Sky a home and has run out of options, and turns to Time, who has a record of successfully housing 'unhousable' youths, and asks if he can take one more. He can. Wild finds Hyrule and brings him home because 'Rule needs a shower even more than Wild does. Hyrule stays. Wind's grandma ends up with Wind and his sister but can't financially take care of both and so Wind ends up with the boys and everyone is +1 Grandma.
Twilight has a fic detailing how he knows Midna and Dusk and I ended up shooting him (oops) but at least their social project gets handed in on time.
Then I started hashing out Time's backstory and suddenly this AU had plot. And organized crime. And a conspiracy. And secret societies.
The summarized version is that the gems from OoT are like, Idk what they do yet. Haven't gotten to a point where I need to figure that out yet. But they are Important and have to be carefully guarded. The Great Deku Tree (just called Deku because he's not a tree here) was Time's foster father before Ganondorf killed him. Also, Ganondorf is Deku's half brother. Because. However Time 'stole' the Emerald and he and Navi ran until OoT Impa (Sage) and Lullaby found them. So Time got adopted into Lullaby's family. Ruto inherited the Sapphire from her mother who also died from mysterious circumstances, and Darunia has the Ruby. Lullaby got the Ocarina from her late paternal grandmother.
Then Ganon finds them and tries to steal the Emerald from Time, so Lullaby goes looking for help and thus finds the sages. Saria is an anonymous hacker who uses the screen name 'Kokiri'. Time reveals he didn't steal the Emerald, he was Deku's heir, and then Navi goes missing. Time is home worried enough that he's physically sick, and Ganon decides to try and attack the home. Only Lullaby's family is Olde Money, and they live in a big, old manor, so Lullaby as Sheik decides to play 'Home Alone' with the secret passages in the walls and they piss off Ganon because when did that brat get a sheikah bodyguard??? Sage and Rottla (Lullaby's mother, who is fully sheikah as well) rush home from a thing and Kokiri is running a play by play watching the security cameras.
I pull in my headcanon that Time was killed in the Downfall Timeline by getting impaled on Ganon's tusk and Ganondorf stabs him with the tusk of a mounted boar head and then Sheik shows up to protect his brother, and then Mama gets home and is not happy to find this man in her home attacking her kids. Time is fine, but Navi stays missing. (She's alive tho.)
Also, Time's foster dad was the last leader of a secret society known as The Order of The Lost Woods, and Time learns this upon meeting Tatl, who gets him sucked into another event that would probably make a good action movie. I have thought too much about the Order and it's hierarchy, but what's important here is that Time ends up with a standing job offer and Tatl and he remain friends and we find out how I fit FD into this AU. It's not pretty. This is where Time loses his eye too.
The AoC came out and I added that Link in as Wild's twin brother and he shows up during the main plot.
Which starts with Twi getting kidnapped. (I'm not really meaner to him than the others, I swear, he's just the most logical choice to be Time's heir. Which he is. He doesn't know this though.)
So he's kidnapped by Ganondorf, who broke out of jail, Zant, who shot Twi in highschool, and Ghirahim, who has some history with Sky I haven't fleshed out yet and a very public rivalry with Warriors over twitter. About six weeks later Sage finds him in an abandoned warehouse (because of course) with a shackle on his left arm and a lot of new injuries. He ends up fine, but he tells Time later in the hospital what happened and he's both message and messenger and Time is this close to just committing murder. Tatl talks him down.
Somewhere here is the half finished fic where I introduce AoC Link as Luke/Knight, and this is as far as I've plotted thus far.
Other tidbits: Wild and Lullaby/Sheik are both genderfluid, Lullaby/Sheik married Ruto, Wild has a very popular YouTube channel, Twi does drag racing sometimes, Sky has a pet bird, Four has DID to explain how the Colours are here too, and Wolfie exists in the form of a random wolf-dog Wild found and brought home that Legend somehow convinced half the family was Twilight. Also, Warriors has somehow befriended an entire sorority and he doesn't know how this happened.
This... got long. As you can see I have a lot of thoughts about the Adoption AU. It's gotten a bit away from me, I'll admit. This went from 'Wild does stunts on his motorbike and keeps breaking bones but somehow not the bike' to 'Twilight got kidnapped and Time is the target of a mafia that Ganon runs and also maybe killed a man once' and I don't know how that happened. Also, this is the condensed version of the summary. My actual summary/outline is much, much longer than this. So if there's any detail you want more on, feel free to say so and I'll happily go into more detail (there are so many things I didn't even mention....)
And yes, Robbie having a bong is very important to my best friend, for some reason. He has one in a modern AU and he probably invented one in canon. I happen to agree that this makes sense for his character, if anyone would invent a bong in LoZ it's Robbie (this is such an anticlimactic end to this ask after the stuff about the modern AU...)
Also, sorry for the long ass ask. I genuinely don't know how to condense the Adoption Au down any further. There's a lot of important plot beats to cover, and I still skipped things.
-Attllhak
oh my GOD???? if you ever write and post this somewhere id love to read it, the level of "crazy" conspiracy/action movie elements implemented sound sosososo cool, from Ganondorf being Deku's half brother to trying to "send a message" via Twi and- just- all of this is SO good.i sat here and reread this ask like 3 times as if that would magically spawn more info about it ahaha
there's so much to unpack here but it's honestly so worth it i love every single detail!!! i can imagine the actual outline being way longer, nad honestly that just makes me the more excited/curious about all that might be missing from this ask - i cant believe it started with Wild and Wars going to Taco Bell of all things
also i can totally see Robbie making a bong, no matter the setting or AU. fits him a lot I'd say
and dont worry about long asks!! i adore opening up my askbox to see one ask take over the entire thing, it makes me really happy aha
#attllhak#im once again rendered speechless (in a good way) by your creative mind attllhak#tortilla asks#long post#linked universe#ask to tag#injury mention
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Is this a date? (Trey Clover x Aeppermint)
An example of a snipet (short story)! This one’s an OC x Canon Character. You can ask for OC x OC, Canon x Canon (maybe-) or Me with whoever (most likely platonic), or you / your OC with my OC / Me.
That’s all!
But this is really long tho- so- take your time- ^^
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“Aepper?”
The peppermint boy stopped in his tracks, upon hearing a familiar voice calling for him.
(Hey, Trey.)
Aepper may look calm on the outside as he smiled sweetly at his best friend, but deep down, he was freaking out.
“Hey, I know this might be a little rude of me, but, I kind of heard your whole conversation with the headmaster at the library, and, I just want to ask
could I maybe tag along to your trip to the Rose Kingdom? I kind of miss home over there...and I wanted to buy some things over there!”
Ah, yes. Aepper did ask for Crowley’s permission to go out during the weekend. Being the headmaster’s contract bound, teenage butler certainly had their advantages.
Aepper was previously planning to go there by himself but... if it was Trey...
“Um, I’m not forcing you to let me tag along, though! So if you want to go alone, it’s also fi-”
Aepper abruptly took Trey’s hand, a vice grip from him.
Trey was taken aback. “Um..? Aepper??”
Aepper blushed, embarrassed of what he has done, before immediately letting go of Trey’s hand, awkwardly scratching his arm. He nodded.
“Great! I’ll see you then!”
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“Hm? Who are..”
Trey squinted his eyes. He was waiting by the mirror, where Crowley instructed them to be, and the boy he saw wasn’t Aepper.
A boy with raven black hair that reflected back the green lights caused by the flickering, green flame candles in the room, red ruby eyes staring back at him. Wearing a red sweater and white collared shirt, the boy resembled nothing of Aepper.
Maybe except his face.
(It’s me, Aepper. I’m in disguise.), Aepper created a speech bubble with his unique magic.
Trey blinked at him before he finally understood. Aepper still holds a criminal record. If people were to find out, he’ll be arrested.
“Ah, I see!”
Trey took his hand, completely oblivious he was reducing Aepper into a flustered mess.
“Let’s go to the mirror!”
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“Crowley said we should be back by four in the evening using this teleportation hand mirror. Right now is..”
Trey rolled up his green jacket sleeves to check his watch.
“10 in the morning. Perfect!”
He turned to Aepper and smiled sweetly at him.
“Let’s go!”
Aepper blushed. He crushed on Trey that bad, huh? Going about the Rose Kingdom, the floors covered in cobblestone, the streets filled with boutique stores and quite isolated,
Aepper felt a little more at ease.
The only reason why his heart was beating so fast, was the fact he was hanging out with Trey. His crush. Outside. Together. Alone. Like they’re on a date.
Actually, Aepper wondered. Is this a date?
But then again, dates could be platonic, right? And he’s not even my boyfriend. We’re just friends.. Or, maybe he would confess to me soon? But, no, he wouldn’t want to confess to me, let alone have romantic feelings for me. But, there’s the possibility right?? What about....
And Aepper zoned out, clearly overthinking. His walking pace became slower, and soon Trey was walking in front of him,
but Trey himself was too distracted, quite excited on what to do first as he looked around at the stores.
Before Aepper knew, he bumped into something soft, but firm. And it was quite warm. As he snapped out of hi thoughts, he placed a hand on it, as he tries to process what was going on.
“Aepper?”
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
Aepper bumped into Trey from behind. And what he was touching
was Trey’s back.
Aepper immediately pulled back, flustered as ever. He bowed down to Trey profusely as to apologize to him. It was so embarrassing.
“It’s okay, Aepper! It’s not your fault! I just didn’t see you there is all!”
If Aepper could do it without being already very embarrassed, he would have swoon of how kindhearted and forgiving the ivy green haired man was.
Furthermore, Aepper got a closer look at how fine his best friend was. Trey in a simple white turtleneck, with a green coat jacket over-
Trey could steal his heart without effort and without even knowing that he did.
No! Don’t think about that when he’s your best friend, Aepper scolded himself in his head, following Trey to where he was going.
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This is not a date, Aepper reminded himself as he stepped into a small supermarket.
“Trey? Is that you??” A man around his 40s with a thick moustache, a round belly and wore and red and white stripped apron on as he looked at Trey in disbelief.
“Trey! It is you!”
“Hey, Mr Stan! Long time no see!”
The man named Mr Stan happily approached Trey, as he shook his hand eagerly.
“Man, oh man, Trey! You really grew up! Grown to be more handsome and tall, eh?”
“Ahahaha! I wouldn’t say handsome, but I did grew!”
No, he’s right. You’re deliciously handsome. Wait-
“How come you’re back home? Aren’t you suppose to be at NRC?”
“Well, my friend here,” Trey gestured at Aepper, “Ae- I mean, Abriel, has special opportunities, and was kind enough to let me tag along to come here!”
The only kindest one around is you, Trey
“Well, Abriel! Lucky to be friends with the eldest son of the Clover Family! I mean, they have Clover as their surname, what can I say?” Mr Stan bellowed, shaking Aepper’s hand.
You’re absolutely right. I’m lucky. Aepper simply smiled.
“Ah, he’s mute, so he can’t really speak.”
“No problem! Anyways, browse the store! Hope you find what ya lookin’ for!”
“Thanks a lot!”
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Aepper was on the verge of exploding.
OKAY, THIS HAS TO BE A DATE, AT LEAST 70% OF THIS HOW DID WE WENT TO SHOPPING TO JUST SITTING AT HIS FAMILY’S BAKERY OUTSIDE LIKE IT’S A CUTE CAFE-
Currently sitting at a table, Aepper and Trey were at the family bakery of the Clovers and Aepper himself, was panicking.
This has to be a date, there was no way this isn’t.
Right?
Aepper couldn’t even eat the macrons and cake in front of him.
“Aepper! So, what do you think of my family?” Trey asked as he sips his rose tea from his tea cup, calmly asking Aepper whose heart was about to leap out of his chest.
(They’re nice. I like your siblings. They’re fun.)
“Yeah, they are. Though, they can be quite a handful,” Trey chuckled softly, and Aepper could barely hold it.
There was a raging battle between his own strong, romantic feelings for Trey at the moment, and the only thing holding him back from just glomping down on Trey was his self control which was running thin by the second.
Every trivial thing Trey did seemed to make his resolve on not being flustered around was getting harder and harder.
This was so bad.
“Hey, Aepper?”
Aepper regain his cool (barely-) and looked at his best friend.
“Do you think... my family’s proud of me? I mean, I know I’m their son but..” Trey’s voice faltered, looking down at his teacup.
Well, Trey’s parents had many things to be proud of their oldest son. He’s a talented chef, the vice dorm leader of his own dorm, upholding good virtues and so much more Aepper could list down.
(Well, I think your parents have many things to be proud of you for. But, one thing you need to know, is that your family must be happy in whatever you do. They know you’re a talented person. But, no matter what, they will always support you, physically and emotionally.)
Trey stared at Aepper, before he smiled softly.
“Wow, Aepper. I didn’t know you think I was talented,” he smirked.
That smirk,
Aepper blushed tenfold and almost choked on his own saliva, coughing violently.
“OH GOD, AE- I MEAN ABRIEL-”
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“Well, it’s about time to go,” Trey checked his watch.
“We should get back.”
Aepper simply nodded, leaning away from the wall of a narrow street, taking out the hand mirror teleporter.
“Hey, Aepper?”
The mute boy turned to his green haired friend.
“Thanks for letting me hang out with you, it was really fun. And I just want to say,” Trey paused.
Oh shit. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-
This was it, isn’t it? The confession he’s has been waiting for? WAIT HE’S NOT READY, GIVE HIM A FEW SECONDS! HE NEEDS TO-
“Thank you for being such a kind and caring friend, Aepper. I couldn’t ask for a better one!”
And just like that, Aepper’s hopes were dashed. Crushed. This is the sin he needs to bear for all the crimes he’s committed, isn’t it?
Aepper was lamenting on the inside, but manage to muster a kind smile flashed at Trey as he activated the hand mirror teleporter.
Although he didn’t get the confession he wanted, he was very thankful he got the chance to hang out with Trey outside of NRC.
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South Park Main 5, Headcanons Masterpost ~
Stan Marsh
Looks:
hair is actually nice and somewhat floppy naturally, but because he wears a hat most of the time, it’s usually flat and a little greasy kshdhsd
hair is that blue-ish black color
eyes is piercing ice blue
skin is light, kind porcelain like, but he also tans really fast?
soft sweaters are the only thing he’ll wear from early autumn to late spring
in summer he’ll literally only wear band shirts and flannels lol
Personality and General Trivia:
totally cares more for animals than most people let’s be real
sometimes he struggles with seeing things from others point of view and ha can come across as a little self centered
he is aware of it tho and tries to be better at it
his instagram is filled with Sparky haha
let’s Sparky sleep in his bed every single night even tho Sharon tells him not to
likes reading and writing, has a tiny obsession with dark themes and Lovecraftian stuff
he and Kenny volunteers at the local pet shelter and homeless shelter together
the pet shelter was Stan’s idea, and the homeless shelter was Kenny’s
wants to be edgy but is really just very soft
“Kyle said...”
believes everything Kyle tells him lol
enjoys video games a lot, prefers single player, story based ones tho
also still enjoys boardgames a lot, and when the big group isn’t up for hit, he, Tweek, Jimmy, Butters and Cartman groups together to nerd it out
has clinical depression, but is managing it with help of a therapist, his mom and friends
sometimes things gets pretty dark, but he is getting better at reaching out and asking for help in those times
Friendships:
like I mentioned above, he struggles a bit with seeing things for other’s point of view
but he is aware of his flaws and is trying to be better
can get a little bit caught up in his own drama, but listens when his friends tells him he needs to get over himself
will always stand up for his friends, especially if they’re not there to do it themselves
when he starts getting closer with Butters in early high school he gets really upset when he realizes how much he gets shit-talked
enjoys spending time with his friends individually, probably the most of the group, and takes initiative to do so a lot
which is very important to Kenny, since he tends to feel a little overlooked sometimes, and it makes their friendship really strong
same with Butters, except Butters doesn’t usually doesn’t mind mainly being in a group, but the first few times and Stan hangs out alone it’s obvious he really appreciates it
Family:
daddy issues
sorry I don’t make the rules lol
has a decent relationship with Sharon tho
she’s a good mom
and he wants to be a good son
Shelly is still kinda angry and scary
she keeps the “only I can beat you up bro” attitude and there is secretly mutual respect there
but we don’t talk about that!!!
Ships and relationships:
okay so my main ships for him are stutters (Butters), stenny (Kenny) and Style (Kyle)
my fav is stutters tho
I usually head canon him as bi or pan, but as with everyone in SP, I’m open to different interpretations if different Au’s and stories!
I just really like the idea of them learning to balance facing their issues AND celebrate the good things in life together
I def think he can be a bit insecure in relationships, struggling with feeling like he’s not enough, and would need a partner that naturally will be affirming and positive
that’s not to say he’s super needy or clingy, he’s just a bit insecure
but I really think he would truly be a good partner
he’s caring, kind and very appreciative
which is again why I really like him with Butters offh
Kenny McCormick
Looks:
sandy blonde hair that’s always messy and floppy/softly curled
teeth is kind of crooked due to lack of funds for braces
his front teeth are kinda big and has a significant gap
lots and lots of freckles man
all over his face, shoulders, back, hands and arms
tans fast
I actually really like him with brown eyes? like, soulful deep brown eyes
but also very, very clear blue ones, like almost unnatural (yes that’s a mysterious thing)
medium tall
wears his hoodies, usually with the hood up, no matter if it’s freezing or a heatwave
not conventionally attractive, but charming looking lol
likes to wear some eyeliner every now and then
and nail polish, but it’s like super clumsily put on and always chipped
Personality and General Trivia:
falls asleep in class a lot, but always seems to know the answer if the teacher asks him something
also has decent grades
I think he’s way smarter than he gives himself credit for, both socially and school wise
the therapist of the groups
actually, the therapist of the whole school
knows a lot of secrets due to this, but he always, ALWAYS keeps them
I see him as very friendly and approachable, but terribly hard to get close with
lots and lots of walls, man
very much an observer type?
quietly stays in the background if that’s an option
but if he is talked too, or feels like he has something to really contribute to in a conversation he’ll jump in and be comfortable talking and taking up space if he is with friends or people he knows
if not, he’ll just stay in the background with that.... look on his face that just makes you know he knows more than he says
works at Tweek’s parents coffee shop, is kinda close with Tweek because of this
zones out a lot
“…what?”
can fall asleep anywhere
Friendships:
is pretty close friends with Butters!
Butters used to have a little crush on him, but Kenny didn’t find out until years later lol
he also has a lot of patience with Cartman compared to the others
which is why Cartman actually cares when Kenny sets him in his place
likes learning new things, and does that with Kyle a lot!
both school and homework stuff, and things like cooking and other homey stuff, the two of them really bond with this
him and Stan volunteer together, and I already mentioned, and that time means a lot to Kenny
since he works with Tweek, the two of them are pretty close and good friends
is the one of the main boys who gets along the best with Craig and those guys
actually hangs out with them from time to time, so does Butters
it low-key drives the others crazy
Family:
I often like to think his parents would keep having these bursts where they try to get their shit together?
and it’s slow, and one step back and two backwards, but the fact that they’re trying at all means a lot to the kids after years of them... not
I can also see Kevin stepping up and taking more charge, Kevin get’s way too little love in this fandom!
Kenny usually never fights with his sibs
but when he does it’s with Karen, usually because he’s worried about her and it’s nor pretty
none of them can stay mad at each other for long tho
Kevin trying to be all “big brother” and kinda failing because he is chaotic, but he really wants to do right and Karen and Kenny knows that and appreciates it
Ships and relationships:
ohhh kay here we go, unpopular opinions ahead!
first, my main Kenny ships are Tokenny (Token x Kenny) and Stenny
rn Tokenny is my main, I love the potential dynamics, both with their personalties and backgrounds and families
I tend to head canon him as pan or bisexual, and demiromatic
I know the demiromantic part is... controversial, at best
but hear me out!
I see him being very comfortable with discussing sexual stuff, and being attracted to someone physically is never something he feels awkward or bad about
but when it comes to more emotional connections, he is way more awkward and fumbling
for those who doesn’t know, a demiromatic person (like myself! surprise!) won’t have crushes or romantic feelings for someone they don’t already have some form of emotional bond with! We can still feel sexual attraction tho, and some of us are comfortable with casual sexual encounters (like me!) and others are not, and both are very valid!
I usually have two ways of writing him
either him being comfortable having casual sexual interactions, but struggling with the romantic aspect and having to figure out how this works for him
OR
him having some trauma related to debating sexually very early, thinking he was all ready and it was just sex, but getting his emotions caught up in it and being very heartbroken and confused, and therefore having issues with being intimate with people for a while
I mix them up depending on the story, but the first one is usually my go-to!
Kyle Broflovski
Looks:
he still covers his hair a lot, either with hats or hoods?
because I really see him being insecure about it
it’s a medium sort of red, and like, really curly and fluffy
not frizzy, big like... big
I usually give him green eyes, but I also could see him with a light brown or hazel!
some light freckles on his face that only really shows up if he’s spent time in the sun
pretty tall, kind of lanky
d i m p l e s
Personality and General Trivia:
big nerd energy
in every way, board games, video games, loves school, like genuinely, enjoys studying for tests, loves fantasy books, the longer and more complicated the better
co-captain of the debate team with Wendy
is good with arguments unless he gets too passionate on the subject, or if someone knows his weak points and uses them to tick him off
it’s usually Cartman
his mom wants him to go to an Ivy League but honestly he just wants to go to the same one in Denver as Stan, Butters and Cartman are planning on, and now that Kenny is also considering it he seriously think he’ll die if all his friends go to the same college without him
he struggles with FOMO, which is kind of an issue since he’s a busy guy, and some of his friends are not lol
if any one of these kids become a jock, it’s def Kyle with his basketball change my mind-
but not like, a letterman wearing fuckboy type of jock, but like, is obsessed with his sport and his team and works really hard to do well type of jock
Friendships:
very loyal
he and Stan walks Sparky together at least twice a week, just to be sure they’re always caught up with each other even when they’re busy with school, sports and dating
yeah they’re still super best friends
when they started high school he got closer to Wendy as she’s also on the debate team, in all of his AP classes and they share a lot of the same interests
they’re still good friends, but nothing more
the first time Cartman got really drunk was at a party freshman year, and at the time everyone was pretty fed up with him, and he ended up crying and Kyle found him, and Cartman thinks Kyle doesn’t remember, but he does
that was the first night Kyle really kinda understood why Cartman was the way he was, and even though he still thinks he’s a dick at times, he tries to remember everyone have a story, and to give people time
but he often gets too riled up to remember that lol
good pals with Jimmy, they share a lot of interests in fantasy stuff and have the same humor
he also start to go along well with Craig when they are around middle school age, but they’re both kinda too stubborn to admit they’re friends until a year later lol
Family:
even tho Sheila is pretty overbearing and can be too much, he is a mommy’s boy deep down
tense relationship with his dad
enjoys cooking, so that’s where he spends a lot of time with his mom!
tries his best to keep up with Ike and his life
sometimes he is a tad cringy when doing so, but Ike appreciates the gesture
Ike is pretty confident and strong in himself so he doesn’t care if Kyle is a bit awkward lol
the type of brothers who genuinely enjoys spending time together
Ships and relationships:
I like Style, Kyman, K2 and Kyvid!
I think he’d be a late bloomer when it comes to love and dating
struggles with opening up and letting himself feel these things
I often think of him as biromantic asexual, but I’m not always set on it!
he’d enjoy traditional dinner and a movie type of dates a lot, such a nerd
Eric Cartman
Looks:
keeps his hair cut pretty short and styled
has heterochromia iridium (different colored eyes), one blue and one brown
also he has a real nice smile when it’s a genuine one
which is rare but like
it happens
is kinda insecure about his weight and tries to compensate with always having the newest stuff and pretending not to care
sometimes tries to diet in secret
he isn’t huge anymore, but is still sort of broad, and isn’t skinny, but like..
kinda bulky, if he wears the right type of clothes it’s hard to see if he’s chubby or buff
but he is def chubby
Personality and General Trivia:
spends way to much time on reddit arguing with randoms
angry gamer, will call you a slur on voice chat
after almost getting dropped by his friends in middle school he tries a little harder to be a more decent person
still an asshole at heart, but like, an asshole who sometimes cares about some people
always tells people that’s he’s seen that meme before, even when he hasn’t
nothing is ever his fault and the only ones who can get him to admit he’s wrong are Kenny and, very, very rarely, Kyle
he wears supreme hoodies for a full year of High School and stands in line all night for the new ones and never shuts up about how he is the first in South Park to have the new stuff
Kenny finds it hilarious to buy the fake supreme stickers and put then on his own worn out hoodies
Kyle makes it his main goal in life to put things (everything from used gym socks to old food he finds in his locker) in Cartmans hoods and see how long it takes for him to notice
can’t handle alcohol, is constantly being teased for it
sloppy drunk lol
one of the main reasons the other bothers with Cartman trough middle school, when he is at his worst, is because of his big basement, the old Coon Lair, who got a big renovation around 7th grade and is an awesome, private hangout spot with a big TV and wifi and gaming systems
Friendships:
constantly says he hates his friends but would die if everyone left him
is secretly terribly jealous of Kyle, both his closeness to Stan, his basketball skills, his grades and his family
but they had that thing in Freshman year when Kyle found him drunk, alone and sad, and Cartman himself barely remembers it, and doesn’t think Kyle does because he never mentioned it
but he does
so much tension there, but also co-dependency
sees Kenny and Butters as his best friends, and knows deep down neither of them feel that way about him and it secretly kills him
is in the same board game group with Stan
is low-key terrified of Tweek lol
Family:
big mommy issues
but also very protective of her
I really enjoy the AU/headcanon that Liane marries Clyde’s dad
it’s not like, the only version I like, but I put it in as many au’s and works of mine as I can
I def think both boys would be mortified right away
but Clyde comes around first, because he really wants a brother, even if that brother have to be Cartman
Cartman would never admit it, but after some time he really starts to see Clyde as a brother and genuinely cares for him
Ships and relationships:
I mainly see Cartman as gay
sometimes I start of AU’s and stories with him not being out to himself or anyone else tho, I think that whole journey for him will be very interesting and help him grow as a person
I def think he’d have a few girlfriends before he comes out tho?
he can be very charming when he wants too yanno
my only Cartman ship is kyman atm, but I’m def open to explore more of
Leopold Butters Stotch
Looks:
I really really really like T A L L Butters???
like tall and gangly and adorable
I know it’s very popular to head canon that he bleaches his hair, but I like to think he has very light blond air naturally!
keeps it short on the sides and longer on top, with cute ass curls
soft sky blue eyes
also dyes his bangs light blue in high school!!
Pete the goth helps him because he is a pro of dying bangs
I like to think he’d be into pastel grunge, and keep his love for Hello Kitty and Sanrio etc, but still be a bit more... edgy?
Personality and General Trivia:
one of those people who’s friendly with almost everyone
but that doesn’t mean he’s friends with them, yanno?
gets drunk from one wine cooler
loves the theater and is in the drama club, but likes to be behind the stage, not on it
wants to be a director one day
watches Netflix on his phone every single time he has any time to spare, because he’s always binging a show
is usually pretty positive and kind, gives people the benefit of the doubt
but can be very stubborn, and if he has decided he dislikes or doesn’t trust someone, it’s almost impossible to change his mind
Friendships:
Butters put up with Cartman for so long because he genuinely thinks he can be fun when he’s not horrible, and he really tries his best to believe in people
he was also the first one to forgive him after the others cut him off
a very loyal and fun friend
takes a lot of initiative to do stuff, and loves hosting movie nights
thinks of these boys as his closest friends, but is also real close to Wendy, Bebe, Jimmy and Tweek
Family:
I just hate Stephen so much you guys
so tbh I usually like to just... have Linda leave him, or straight up kill him off oops
I know Linda is terrible too, I do, but I think she could possibly have a moment of realization if something happens like Butters potentially being taken away?
idk I’m not gonna go too deep into this, I know it’s such a heavy topic and I don’t wanna seem like I just ignore it, but I personally don’t usually include Stephen directly in my stories, and this is why, I hope y’all understand and respect that!
Ships and relationships:
my main Butters ship is Stutters (Stan x Butters)
I mentioned a lot why in Stan’s headcanons?
but idk, I just really think they’d balance each other well, and could have a very interesting and cute relationship!
I usually headcanons him as pan or gay, and genderqueer, but I’m open for other interpretations too!
he does date a little bit, but have never been in a real relationship and isn’t stressing about it!
he did have a pretty huge crush on (a very unaware) Kenny during middle school, but then they started hanging out a lot more and became really close and Butters didn’t really bring it much thought?
that’s until Cartman gets jealous and throws out a “what are you guys dating and fucking and being gay huh???” and Butters mind immediately goes to “omg ew no he’s like my brother!”
aaand that’s how Butters realized he was over his crush
they two of them stay close friends tho, Kenny makes Butters laugh and helps him be more sure of himself and Butters helps Kenny remember that they’re still just kids and should have fun and be good
#south park#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#leopold butters stotch#sp stan#sp kenny#sp kyle#cartman#butters stotch#sp butters#south park headcanons#masterpost project#tokenny#sp tokenny#sp stutters#sp stenny#sp kyman#sp ships#txt
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The Brainrot has gotten to me
WELL HERE YOU GO FOLKS (almost) ALL MY NOTES ON WYRMTHREAD (Chantilly/Quezal) both in Canon and in a Happier AU because yes Most put under a readmore because its over 1K long and the very end has some suggestive things because I’m allowed to think like that too so just as a heads up
Anyways here
Canon Codex
Do not establish a relationship outside of a blooming interest in each other that gets nipped in the bud due to...yeah cries
So let us not delve too deeply into Canon rn, and sadly since the plot absolutely needs Chantilly gone to progress we turn to HAPPIER AUS!!!!! :DDDDD because I drove myself deep into brainrot and aoughhhhghhhghhhhghh
Songs I associate with canon because music is good-
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE by Tyler the Creator
Mr Loverman by Ricky Montgomery
Rest Easy, I’ll See You Again by Cuco (the title is a LIE)
Pain by Pinkpantheress
La Gata Bajo la Lluvia by Rocío Dúrcal
The Night We Met by Lord Huron (thank you Jaxx)
Noche No Te Vayas by Los Tres Caballeros
Better Timeline AU!!!!
Placeholder name but honestly it might stick because I’m too lazy to think up of a better one hghfdnkj, am open to suggestions tho
Basic Premise of this AU: Through some magic fuckery or whatever, Chantilly is allowed out of the Troupe and decides to tag along with our funky wyrm gal because nowhere else to go/hrnng big lady pretty. They actually do start going out and it turns out hey! They like each other, like a lot.
They like each other so much that they get married and bam, WyrmThread real
This is great because not only is my otp now canon and alive, Fuego (and later on Lune when Fuego adoptskidnaps them into the family) now has both parents! And they love their kids sm like damn do not get in between them else you want to get yeeted to Unalive World.
In this one, the motivations for [REDACTED] have now morphed into somewhat the same way in terms of being dealt with but now we got the lacey boy to help Quezal do [SPOILERS], fight [SPOILERS] and help complete [SPOILERS] and help establish her empire. (I’m sorry but I am not revealing any important Codex spoilers yet)
“Will you be the Malfina to my Connecticut Clark?”
Girlboss and Malewife, except they’re both still murderous and would happily see you to your grave if you intervene with any of their plans. I’ve given Chantilly throwing knives :) because he deserves to be dangerous.
He deserves to look cool!! With knives!!! Fighting alongside his wifey!!
Of course NKG fucks off when Chantilly leaves the Troupe but I love to think of him being akin to a disapproving in-law (“Really Chantilly?? You run off and marry some wyrm that didn’t even have a kingdom to begin with? Have the standards of the Nightmare Vessels deteriorated as time went on?”)
Chantilly is somewhat concerned that Fuego is much more, for lack of a better word, feral than a regular Grimmchild would be but he doesn’t regret the decision to have him. He loves his bitey son even if he scratches through fabrics like water.
And Quezal enjoys having another person to coil around and snarl at anyone that gets too close to them. It does take a while until they’re like velcro due to her issues with touch being equated to violence (Thanks dad /s) but once she overcomes that fight or flight response she absolutely does not let go of him.
Burrowing into a dark place and nuzzling until he smells like her makes Wyrm brain go brr. And since he isn’t a wyrm there’s no instinct yelling at her to maim him if there’s no babies to take care of/mating season passed, he in her eyes is harmless. Even if they both know different, at least in her brain he is just a lil guy, no threat to her.
Chantilly loves all the attention he’s getting from her, absolutely will allow her to carry him off and coil up against him as long as he can work on sewing while she broods over him.
He’s naturally warm and for a wyrm that needs outside heat to regulate her inner temp like a snake he’s like a hot water bottle, world cold husband warm.
Happby family can these Queers be HAPPY PLEASE
Love languages!!!
Quezal once she gets comfortable with physical stuff likes to nuzzle and bite :) but not to draw any hemo or cause harm, just to hold in mouth. She also likes to do acts of service, making sure that her husband is wont for nothing and doing little things like sharpening his knives for him.
Chantilly loves to gift-give! Usually things he made by hand.
“Quezal pls let me make you pretty dresses and outfits please you would so look good in teal”
He likes kissing a lot, smoochies for wife and cuddling is great for him too, as long as he can sleep with his chest unobstructed he’s good
They both love showing each other off
“Look at my partner they’re the fucking best ever, none of you bitches can compare to them.”
When the empire is finally formed and Quezal takes her place as Empress she offers the title of Emperor to Chantilly
He declines, Royal titles are just not his thing and he feels uncomfortable with them, so instead he goes by the title of “Lord”
His duties consist of assisting with any paperwork Quezal doesn’t want to deal with and being eye candy (/j but also not really he loves being shown off esp in new outfits)
He also deals with nobles that aren’t too pushy, the ones that do are quickly steered towards Quezal. And usually after a meeting with her they learn better than to try to smart mouth either of them.
Family Notes!
Chantilly’s the one to go to if you need advice and soothing comfort
Quezal’s the one to go to if you need someone beat the fuck up and also advice but in the no nonsense way.
She also comforts but it's not in the way that Chantilly will delicately soothe the pains away, she tells you how it is but will hug you and tuck you into bed if wanted.
On the other hand, Chantilly is the one Fuego and Lune go to if they want to do something crazy or stupid and know that mom won’t say yes.
He dresses them up in poofy outfits (see the clown costume I’ve thrown on Fuego as an example) and shows them off to Quezal
“Look my dear! Aren’t they the sweetest things you have seen!”
It is very funny
SONGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THIS AU
Meet Me At Our Spot by WILLOW
First Love/ Late Spring by Mitski
I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry
She’s My Collar by the Gorillaz
My Kind of Woman by Mac DeMarco
New Light by John Mayer
Vivir by Jardin
coffee by Miguel
Never Getting Rid of Me from the Waitress Musical
WARNING WARNING
Ok next few am going to be a bit suggestive so stop here if you’re not into that but
I’m debating on if they’d have more children than Fuego and Lune and if so, how many HDJFJKSJ (thinking of twins named Arco and Iris because Arcoiris means Rainbow and I kind of like that and I’m also a sucker for twins)
Listen, they’re both switches but most if not all the time Quezal’s the one topping. The man is submissive and breedable what do you expect HDJFJS
s i z e D i f f e r e n c e
Chantilly is a sensual romantic and loves a lot of buildup while Quezal just wants to get on with the good stuff, they make it work with communication and understanding each other :)
They’re both capable of carrying so if they did have more kids I’d imagine they’d take turns on who’s turn it is to be eggy. (And I have so many thoughts about how they’d treat each other while pregnant but HHHHFJFJFHHHF too embarrassed rn waagaghgg)
These two love each other very much and I love them.
#Codex Xihuitl#WyrmThread#Chantilly and Quezal#my writing?#word dump#listen i love them#so much#hollow knight oc#oooOOo ur gonna read this and start liking my ship oOooOOO#/j I'm joking pls you dont have to read this or like them dfnknf#they're both queer and love each other very much and I CARE THEM#I CARE THEM#Let them be soft#at least in this case#in canon its more like let them be tragic#dfnkzk#aaaaoiguughhg#I love one (1) Big Lady who Kills and her Smaller Husband who also likes to kill#Ramblings#I am going to pass out now#give me your thots on this if you're wont to do#or not I dont really care
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Airplane Crossing Over Plots~
Like it says on the tin, these were ideas I had for crossovers involving our fav writer~ (EDIT: Thank you @guiltycorp for inspiring this a bit XD)
Now, I’ve mentioned before, with Airplane choosing the go home option, he ends up still with a golden core in all this mess but he needs to cultivate his body really carefully because of it. (come on, he put in all the time and effort to be an immortal master, he should be able to still have his bad ass skills; not to mention with it being a soul thing, because a golden core is just as spiritual as it is physical, so he will definitely still have it.)
So, sealing his core and having his Nascent Soul outside his body to relieve some of the pressure on it, (having it look like a little chibi SQH that usually hangs out in hoodie pockets or hiding in Airplane’s hair with an aura of disguise around it), Airplane has to go and actually work out, which isn’t too much of a hardship for him at least, seeing as he’s had years to get into a routine and survival instincts kicking in to help him out there.
And, he may have actually started taking school seriously again, actually applying himself, maybe even getting an online accounting job to help supply his income. When he’s steady with that, he finishes PIDW the way he had been leading up to, the ending that makes the most sense and satisfices the writer the most (and if it gives him some closure, he isn’t saying anything about that.) Now that he is finally free from PIDW, and has college and work to worry about, he writes whenever he damn well pleases, and whatever he wants to fuck what anyone says.
(He might or might not write some absolutely filthy porn whenever the mood hits him, and cackles how his fans both greedily read it and cry because his newer works are so tragic, even if they have happy endings at times. Yes, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is a porn writer, but first and foremost is he an angst writer more~ His fan’s tears and cries just make him stronger kind of writer~)
(I just honestly want Airplane to write what he wants to now, that is one of the biggest motives behind all this honestly)
So, we have the set up :D let’s get to what we can cross over here~
First Up: ~Cutivation Group Chat~
Come on, how can one resist this? Plopping good old Airplane into this wild ride is one of the few things that makes me so happy in life. The thought of it makes me grin, especially since it can go two ways in my opinion~
First way: Airplane replaces Song Shuhang; like, just seeing Airplane, who was an Immortal Master and Teacher in those situations would be so funny, yet intriguing as well to see how he handles it, because you know he’ll be able to, just in ways no one ever expects. (Besides, that werid luck of Shuhang’s would be perfect for him, tho he won’t seek death like the other would~ :D Airplane still has a lovely sense of self-preservation~)
Second way: Airplane is one of Song Shuhang’s roommates. (for this, I’m going to say their Dorm was big enough for five peeps, because I want Airplane to have more friends damn-it.) Just... the imagery of the two neutral disasters getting into so much mayhem and hijinxs together, giving Song Shuhang not only a friend/brother in arms he can always depend and rely on, but also a steady source for learning and cultivation as well :D
(Also, Airplane and Gou Moumou being writer friends, the two of them able to bounce ideas on to each other (oh god, now you have inspired me, how dare you make me write this./hahahaha, you know you want too/ bitch turnabout is fair play/ ah fuck.) also: just the image of Airplane meeting Senior White and being completely unaffected because not only is his survival instincts going in overdrive, but also:
Airplane: ? He’s not my type.
Everyone: *jaws dropped*
:D Anyways~
Second Idea: Card Room (Rebirth)
Now First, for those who don’t know Card Room (Rebirth), this is an action/survival/mystery thriller BL Unlimited Flow type of novel; it follows one Xiao Lou, a medical professor who specializes with examining the dead, and his journeys through multiple rooms after having died in reality, the difficulty of each of these rooms measured with Playing Cards from 2 to K and with different types of rooms being sorted by their suits of Hearts (Mystery), Diamonds (Puzzle), Spade (Survival), Club (Luck/Money). The Goal of the story is to beat all the rooms and return back to the world of the living once more. To aid in this, people can get special cards to help them fight/ take care of their health/ or even just daily life essentials to be able to actually get through places.
So... this means after getting all used to living once more and getting into his grove in the modern world... Airplane unfortunately kicks the bucket, yet again! Thing is, this time it happened after he played a card game with some of his roommates, I’m going to say poker, and they were betting who would do what chores. Aiplane managed to make out pretty well, and was pleased with it, so was very much bummed when he ended up dying yet again. He goes through the room, some by the skin of his teeth, but with his cultivation abilities still usable (can’t stop something on a soul level here) he gets by okay. Though, all his cards either deal with writing, supplies, and the rare cultivation one at times.
He gets by at least.
Now, because this series gives me some emotions, here is one thing I will say: Airplane and Liu Ying end up partnering up and break through together, because damn it, Liu Qiao and her sis deserve some damn happiness ;-; Maybe Airplane and Liu Ying meet by chance, Airplane impressed by the young woman’s intelligence and Liu Ying can in turn be grateful for Airplane’s resourcefulness. Maybe even include the original girl that Liu Ying teamed up with, So we have three people already in your team to survive! (because surviving the rooms 2-4 is already damn amazing considering how hellish they get :D )
This is a fun crossover for me to imagine honestly, because it would be perfect to showcase Airplane’s skills in logic, reasoning, and pure survival our boy is known for; let that resourceful and logistic riddled mind out to play as he fights to get the fuck out of this world, even if The City of the Moon is beautiful and all.
:D So, those were the ideas I would like to really see, but here is some more for anyone curious:
Honorable Mentions: These are ones I would love to see Airplane accidently going into, and just going yikes, or nope! or even ‘Really?’
Lord of End of World:
... This story, it concerns me greatly; I like the worldbuilding, even has a few really cool girls in it, and I find the protagonist rather curious (to an extent, blackened Gary Stu that he is...) but does it make me cringe at times with the underage theme to it; it’s part of their cultivation and all, but god damn does the way this story push some of it really sqink me out, I had to drop it because it made me so uncomfortable, so just a heads up there. this is one of those stories that makes me want to write spite fiction, but also make me cringe at the thought of remembering it at times.
Anyways, so, how it boils down to it is that this poor guy, known as the Young Master of the Unground Palace, was abused in all the ways one can practically be abused, just so their Master can get stronger themselves by forming the perfect cauldron to absorb, but who manages to kill their master only to die as well. He ends up transmigrating into Gong Lixin, a 16 year old wealthy young master about a year (I believe) before the apocalypse happens... (Like I said, I have so many damn issues with this damn story, I cry.)
Just, on one hand, imagining Airplane in this world also makes me laugh (and maybe hope), because maybe here Gong Lixin could actually learn a cultivation style thats not only suited to him, but also doesn’t need him to dual cultivate all the time and rely on cauldrons (maybe get some needed therapy as well, Airplane knows some peeps; I can dream~), he can have a stable, reliable teacher here who will have no lust or attraction to him, Airplane helping the kid out at first because they look like they’re recovered from a really bad Qi-Devitation and the teacher in him can’t leave that alone. Airplane can also relate with the youth about transmigrating, maybe even telling him about his own time with that. (And Airplane can use his own cultivation to smack around any bitch looking sideways at his student, because fuck that shit, he is only seventeen and traumatized.) Just, turning this story into a cute mentor and discipleship and emotional healing would make me so happy.
Monster Inn Rectification Report
So, this is another Transmigration story~ MC transmigrates as a poor canon fodder son, who would have ended up in a vegetable state after being neglected in favor of the super amazing awesome adopted son. He then goes on to accidently inheriting a supernatural end for Monsters~
Like, this idea makes me grin evilly; though things will change up a bit, since both of Airplane’s parents have already split up and have their own families? Just, the Former An Ding Peak Lord running an Inn? :D Building it from ground up from bascially nothing? :D Oh, man, this man has run worse things, and even a Demon Kingdom, he got you~
Supernatural Movie Actor App
Its a BL about a guy with a split personality who does realistic (as in for real) horror movies through an app, to get his wish to come true.
This actually goes really good with my idea of Airplane wanting to be an actor and all, only to have his dreams crushed :D He doesn’t at first realize what he is getting into when he gets the app, thinking it might be a chance for him to still be able to do his dream, only, surprise, surprise, he ends up entering a real life Horror movie environment~ I’m really curious about what he would dream about~
I Have Medicine
:D Airplane and Gu Zuo interactions make me smile~ these two would be so fun, seeing them bounce off each other would be a treat.
So What if You’re Reborn
.... hahahahahaha, oh, the chaos that could be unleashed in this timeline would be glorious~
Running Away From the Hero
:)
#SVSSS#Scum Villain Self Saving System#Scum Villain Self-Saving System#Airplane Shooting Toward the Sky#Shang Qinghua#Cultivation Group Chat#Card Room (Rebirth)
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Yo everybody, here have some VRAINS Fanfic Ideas/Prompts
I'll probably try my hand at these myself at some point, but I'm putting them out for anyone to use because I probably wouldn't write them well. Prompt #1: Yusaku can see and/or summon Duel Spirits. Just a general thing, feel free to do whatever you want with this one. Some of the following prompts are a more fleshed out version of this concept.
One of the thoughts that spawned this idea was what if Yusaku was spirit sensitive during the Lost Incident, and thus was pretty much adopted by Duel Spirits. Fast forward ten years, and he has a Jiraiya of the Sannin-level spy network without anyone being any the wiser. There was also the thought of stern and standoffish Playmaker being Soft(™) with his monsters. Animal-like and The simple machine monsters would be pets. The human-like monsters would range from parental figures, to older or younger siblings to small children. The Code Talkers would absolutely act like how medieval knights would toward their king/liege. His dragons would be the seemingly ferocious guard dogs that growl at anything within 30 feet of Yusaku, but are in reality “the attention span of a sparrow” puppies. (They are adorable and Yusaku loves them, yes he does. Firewall really is a ferocious guard dog with everyone except Yusaku tho)
You could also do a Yusaku slowly awakens to the ability to see/hear Duel Spirits mid-canon (at any point in the plot you want).
This could be funny: Yusaku being confused(™) until it makes sense, or angsty: Yusaku getting incredibly paranoid/anxious or thinking he's actually going insane while his friends/allies/fans begin to worry as he begins to act strangely.
(I just really want Spirit/Psychic Duelist!Yusaku in any form okay?)
Prompt #2: The one where Yusaku catches the eye of Stardust Dragon, and is subsequently adopted by said dragon without any say in the matter.
(Bonus if Yusei is just there and serenely lets it happen.)
Stardust: this is my son I will vaporize anything that hurts him
Yusei: yea cool guess I've got a little brother now
Yusaku: ...do I get any say in th-
Stardust: shh my sweet child I will protect you
Yusei: no not really
Yusaku:
Random Knight of Hanoi #179: *hurts Yusaku, is realizing his error* OOOOOH SHIIII-!!!!! SOL Tech: *sweats*
Note #1 - Yusaku can see Duel Spirits in this AU. They tend to materialize themselves [read: to defend their precious child] in his general vicinity whenever they feel like it. Den City as a whole is pretty much resigned to and somewhat fond/proud of this fact. (Most of its residents have in fact all adopted Yusaku as well. Tourists are usually hella confused.)
Tourist: hey does that kid have a Kuriboh on his head? Den City Resident: that's just Yusaku, don't mind him
Tourist: is that a goddamn DRAGON??? Den City Resident: *serenely, not even looking* that's normal everything is fine
Tourist: ?!??! Note #2 - Yusei can be along for the ride. If so, he and Stardust are pretty much post-5D's immortal gods that watch over mankind while the Crimson Dragon sleeps.
Note #3 - Can be cracky, serious, angsty, or anything in-between, go wild! Prompt #3: How to Train Your [Cracking/Borrel/Stardust/Sky/Winged] Dragon - The one where Duel Monsters wander freely and peacefully around VRAINS when not in use during duels, and Playmaker stumbles across an injured Cracking Dragon. Chaos ensues as he helps and inadvertently befriends the beast. Note - Could alternatively have the Duel Monster be one of Revolver's "Borrel" Dragons, Stardust Dragon, or- for the lols- Slifer the Sky Dragon or the Winged Dragon of Ra. Prompt #4: The one where Yusaku is thrown headfirst from Link VRAINS into the world of My Hero Academia, with Ai along for the ride. (Can be cracky, serious, angsty, or anything in-between, go wild!) Suggestions that don't have to be used - Yusaku's “Quirk” could be his Link Sense, only amplified to the point where he has the ability to connect to/hack the network and manipulate it however he wishes with any electronic device or his thoughts. He can also summon his Cyberse monsters by forming them from raw data. Yusaku can also turn into Playmaker to hide his identity.
Ai can either remain in Yusaku’s duel disk, or leave it in either his tiny or full sized “human” forms. He can also transform into his six-armed monster form, in which he can consume data to either save or delete it. Kaminari could possibly trigger Yusaku's PTSD with his Quirk on accident. Prompt #5: The one where Yusaku is unknowingly infected with a virus, and all hell breaks loose. Can either be pretty-much-drunk/high!Yusaku, or essentially Berserk Jinchuriki!Yusaku, or just angst. NOTHING sexual, please. Prompt #6: The one where Link VRAINS falls prey to a virus/hacker, leaving everyone currently logged in with no way to log out- including Playmaker. Basically SAO, YGO-style. Go wild with this one. Prompt #7: The one where VRAINS and the real world are merged without any warning, and Yusaku is unfortunately smack in the middle of Algebra when his Link Sense goes crazy...seconds before he forcefully glitches into Playmaker right in front of his entire class. (This one was a random thought, and can be cracky, serious, or angsty.)
Prompt #8: The one where Yusaku’s account is hacked so that his avatar has the features of Firewall Dragon, and he can’t remove them. (...It was Ghost Girl’s fault, he just knew it.) Note - Yusaku has Firewall Dragon's halo, wings, tail, and can have some of its armor. He can also have elongated canines and claws. (And yes, the original thought was Ghost Girl pranking Playmaker.)
Prompt #9: The one where Yusaku is blind or deaf IRL due to permanent damage suffered during the Lost Incident, but he has his sight/hearing while in VRAINS because it isn't his physical body. (Conversely, he still lacks his missing sense(s) even while in VR, and is just really good at hiding being blind/deaf.) Suggestions for this AU that don't have to be used:
Note #1 - Can use one of two types of damage as the cause of Yusaku's disability:
Direct Damage: Yusaku suffered damage directly to his eyes/ears, allowing VRAINS to ignore said damage and for Yusaku to temporarily recover his lost sense while logged in. Brain Damage: The electric shocks caused damage directly to the parts of Yusaku's brain that are responsible for sight/hearing, which causes the damage to carry over even while Yusaku is logged into VRAINS. Note #2 - If blind, Yusaku programs his avatar's eyes to automatically track people's movements and faces so that he can “look" at them, and his cards to either have braille text, or an audio feed that only he can hear that reads his cards off to him. May have Ai and/or Roboppi serve as something similar to a seeing eye dog. Or you could throw Prompt #1 into the mix and also have Duel Spirits help Yusaku out. Yusaku can have a specially programmed set of (Ai-themed) headphones that Ai can inhabit that allow the Ignis to speak with him privately or IRL. They are a headset in VRAINS and earbuds IRL.] Note #3 - If deaf, Yusaku knows sign and is mute as well. He has specially programmed text boxes that allow him to read everything his opponent says during duels, and follow whatever is going on easier. Yusaku can have a specially programmed phone that Ai can inhabit to send him text messages when IRL. Ai can also learn Sign.] Note #4 - In either version, Yusaku knows Morse Code and programs his avatar to have a higher sensitivity to vibrations as well. Ai is also quite a bit more protective of Yusaku.
Prompt #10: Playmaker counts out his convictions in threes for everyone to hear. Fujiki Yusaku hasn't spoken in ten years. (AKA The Selectively Mute Yusaku AU.) Prompt #11: The one where the same virus that killed Dr. Kogami traps and fragments Playmaker's consciousness data (mind) in Link VRAINS, thereby rendering him comatose, and his allies are left with no way to rescue him- save for delving into his fragmented mind to wake him up in person. Basically the Danny Phantom's-class-enters-his-mind fic, VRAINS-style. If you've ever read one of those fics, you'll get the concept, but I'll try to explain it a little anyway. [Note #1 - Suggestions for the people who enter Yusaku's mind are: Ai, Kusanagi, Takeru, Flame, Ryoken, Spectre (follows Ryoken), Akira, Ema, Aoi, Aqua, Go (hacks in), Roboppi (brought by Ai), and Kengo (also hacks in).] [Note #2 - The group has to experience Yusaku's memories as they attempt to save him- including those of the Lost Incident- in visceral detail. (I, personally, would serve still-in-his-asshole-phase-Go a nice heaping helping of #Guilt/Remorse/Horror(™) if you have him witness the memories.)] [Note #3 - The facets of Yusaku's personality are fragmented, with each being represented as their own separate version of Yusaku. Some suggestions are as follows (feel free to use them or do your own thing). Anger: Playmaker, and his eyes as well as the glow lines of his suit are red. Fear: Yusaku in his pajamas, as he was when he was shown suffering night terrors. Happiness: Six year-old Yusaku before he suffered the Lost Incident. Sadness: Base Yusaku, but he barely reacts to anything or anyone. His eyes are blue and he is constantly crying in near silence.
Hate: Think pissed off and severely injured Playmaker, but if he also had Vector(Zexal) or Lightning's twisted personality traits.
Self Doubt: Yusaku as a nervous wreck and blaming himself for everything that has ever gone wrong. Shyness: Yusaku, but if he acted like Reira(ARC-V) or Hinata from Naruto.
Confidence: Playmaker, but friendly and smiling and enjoying dueling.
Selflessness: Yusaku, but his color scheme is predominantly white. Would sacrifice himself for his allies.
Selfishness: Playmaker, but his color scheme is predominantly black. Would cast his allies aside without a second glance.
The true Yusaku can him as he normally appears, or his beat-up six year-old self just before being rescued, or a beat-up six year-old Playmaker.] Prompt #12: Dark Signer AU. The one where Yusaku didn't survive the Lost Incident, but thanks to being a Dark Signer, nobody realizes this little detail. (I need more Dark Signer!Yusaku m'kay? Nemesis by DarkZorua100 is glorious, bUT i neeD mORe) [Note #1 - Angst obviously, unless you can somehow put a humorous spin on Yusaku trying to hide the fact that he's, y'know, dead from everybody. And semi-failing. Takeru: ooooh my god he's f*cking dead yoU'RE a f*CKinG zomBIE-
Yusaku: wait i can expla-
Takeru: *illegible screeches of terror*
(i'm a terrible person who would make this funny heLP)
Can have the temperament of Yusaku's Immortal vary depending on whether you do angst or humor:
Angst: Either a complete asshole that makes Yusaku's unlife hell, or semi-benevolent. Humor: Excited puppy.]
[Note #2 - Stray thought was that Yusaku's Earthbound Immortal could be Ai's monster form? Or at least based on it. (or even be the reason Ai has it, since none of the other Ignis seemed to have alternate forms.)] [Note #3 - In my version, Yusaku was the only Lost Child to actually die. But you can have some or all of the rest of the children be Dark Signers too.] [Note #4 - Yusaku appears normal to everyone IRL- save for the facts that he-
Has no heartbeat and is strangely pale.
Exudes no body heat.
Never eats/sleeps or seems to react to pain when hurt (he doesn't bleed either).
He's a walking corpse and most people just don't connect the dots. In VRAINS, he's Playmaker as normal, but his sclera can change to, or permanently are, black. He also has a mark on his left cheek under his eye that's vaguely reminiscent of lines of digital coding.] Feel free to use any of these! Please send me a link to any stories you may write!
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could you maybe talk a bit about the dna choreo? if you want to? i love it when you talk about the choreos. my favourite posts on this tumblr honestly
fuck yes i’m so ready for it. and thank U for saying that u love my dance stuff :*(((
overall, i was highly impressed by mr. son’s choreography. this is the definition of “smart movement” (i’ll discuss more in depth later) and bts stepped up their game when it came to dancing.
most improvement: SEOKJIN, yoongimost underwhelming: TAEHYUNG, namjoon (nj needs diff corrections)honorable mention to jung hoseok for having the best “floor slide” & keeping stable ankles while getting up. he was also the only one to straighten his knees for the kick at the end (3:31)
the best part of this piece are easily the transitions. the movement between complicated group positions aren’t just “walking to the next spot”, but steps w intention. good choreo makes it seem like the corps shifts so naturally that the next thing the audience registers is a new formationwhile i wasn’t a big fan of the “solo” sections bc i had to skip thru them endlessly lol, i thought the way that mr. son dealt w members popping in and out of the wings/stage was A+the BIG, noticeable transitions stood out positively. they were unexpected but???? also really Smart at the same time. members change into center position with no hassle + the steps were clean. seamless transitions were invented bc of this piece tbh1:05 - the wedge formation backing up easily into the open “V” 1:19 - notice how jungkook’s “solo” moment is incorporated into the corps (group) part & doesn’t draw attention to it2:05 - this is called moving w/o moving2:16 - THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE PIECE THE CIRCULAR ROTATION W NOBODY OUT OF PLACE THAT SETTLES RIGHT INTO THEIR NEXT POSITION BY TRAVELING DURING THE JUMP WHAT THE FUCK VISUALLY IT LOOKS SO APPEALING AND CHOREOGRAPHICALLY IT’S EVEN MORE APPEALING THIS JUST IN MR. SON IS A FUCKING GENIUS bye2:33 - hoseok from center to jk in center and then straight into the DNA part
getting to the actual steps of the dance, DNA has tons of quick footwork, especially during the chorus. what i love about mr. son is that he’s an incredibly musical choreographer, and i’m always able to pick out his piece from BTS’ repertoire. he has a style that i have a predilection for lolhe likes to “catch the beat”, per se, especially with the lower body. he initiates movement according to musical cues, and this makes it easy to point out to non-dancers. when there’s a prominent Noise in the song, mr. son is likely to have a movement that physically represents it. it’s like being able to see the music thru the choreo & it’s so Wow every time (MIC DROP esp)0:56 - catch the tail end of taekook’s duet0:58 - the whole chorus in general 1:12 - no beats R missed w the fast ass choreo lmao mr. son really out there repping 4 us dancers huh
G R O U P W O R K AND SEPARATIONK SO U KNOW HOW I SAID LIKE ONE PARAGRAPH AGO HOW IM ABLE TO TELL MR. SON’S PIECES APART FROM OTHER’S??? THIS IS ANOTHER REASON WHYHE BREAKS APART GROUP FORMATIONS SO PRECISELY … SO SATISFYINGLY… THE WAY THAT THERE’S VARIATION IN LEVELS/MOVEMENT/STEPS THAT DRAW THE CORPS 2GETHER AS A WHOLE AND ADDS A WHOLE DIFFERENT DIMENSION THAN SIMPLE N UGLY “SYNCHRONIZED CHOREOGRAPHY”. IT DRAWS ATTENTION AND IS FUCKING FLAWLESS IM ZOOMING. I NUT IN 3 LANGUAGES WHENEVER I C THAT SHIT IN KPOP AND U KNOW !!! IT !!!!1:07 - notice how ONLY jimin does the three “punches” in the air. the rest of the V passes it on in canon/alternation . it adds versatility w/o drawing attention away from the soloist + is way more interesting than everyone doing the same move1:48 - kkkkkk it’s so cute that namseok pop out of the line idk why. it’s so satisfying to watch2:10 - a burst outward w energy, but all members are doing smth different which gives it a factor of interest2:14 - THE BEST PART OFTHIS WHOLE PIECE YAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE BST THEY’RE PUTTING LEVELS INTO THE FORMATION AND ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT WHILE CHANGING POSITIONS ON THE BEAT IDK IT’S SO MUCH™ IM DEAD ON THE FLOOR THANSK MR. SON FOR MY LIFE THO
to recap:
while there were sections i wasn’t a fan of, mr. son ONCE AGAIN delivered another banger bob popper and dropper w DNA. he incorporated seamless transitions, clean steps, fast footwork, musical choreography, and smart movement!!!!! no steps were minced or useless (on the most part), and the high-energy matched the mood of the song. i one day hope that bts will be able to perform it w/o being fucking exhausted so they’re able to smile they’re way thru it & actually enjoy the dance
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i got around to watching the latest TMNT episode, and it turned into 44 minutes of pure salt with my friend @lulusoblue.
read below the saltmagedon.
onthespectrumwriting:
i'm finally watching the new ep and i'm five minutes in.
i honestly hate how much romance there is in this. :///
eeeerrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAUGH
CAN
WE
NOT
PAIR THEM OFF
GOD
onthespectrumwriting:
especially leorai
lulusoblue:
there's a difference between romance and ship bait
onthespectrumwriting:
jfc
i hate all of this
lulusoblue:
same
onthespectrumwriting:
no shipping allowed okay
lulusoblue:
and i haven't even watched the fuckin ep
onthespectrumwriting:
at all
lulusoblue:
i can't even bring myself to watch Demon Mark Hamill's arc
onthespectrumwriting:
there's a brief amount of good donnie stuff in there
onthespectrumwriting:
otherwise: eh
oh there's also good mikey and leatherhead stuff
FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP IT WITH THE LEORAI FLIRTING
GOD
they
they had raph wink at my girl y'gythgba
and she did this little blushy thing
no
noooooo
if this has to be a Thing
onthespectrumwriting:
that goes the other way around
rgh
lulusoblue:
take the reciprocative canon ship
it's as good as it will get
onthespectrumwriting:
it makes me uncomfortable
on the other hand
the utrom are precious and should be protected
pls stop murdering them
lulusoblue:
it's as good as it will get
onthespectrumwriting:
BUT ITS BAD
lulusoblue:
sorry my phone repeated the message twice
YES BUT IT COULD BE WORSE
onthespectrumwriting:
ITS STILL BAD
ALL OF THIS IS BAD
lulusoblue:
honestly thank god none of the other pairings are canon because they're terirble
onthespectrumwriting:
oh for fuck's sake y'gythgba's entire planet went to war because she couldn't sacrifice one shitty turtle
apparently a shit ton of their soldiers died because of it
lulusoblue:
p sure if any of them were actually canon they would be ACTUALLY lovey dovey and not just hanging out to make Raph jealous that his bros are around their crushes
lulusoblue sent a post Tell me that wasn't a...
is my phone just du
lulusoblue:
plicating shit what the fuck
onthespectrumwriting:
maybe
see?
romance gets you nothing good in this universe
OH BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING BC THEY GOT DISTRACTED BY EACH OTHER
I AM FURTHER VINDICATED
onthespectrumwriting:
off topic all the boys and april need to use a phone tower to climb down but my girl karai can straight up scale a flat wall
oh and now she's back to being useless
okay then
onthespectrumwriting:
eyyyy april
punch him
punch him good
lulusoblue:
what is up with the writing like wtf
onthespectrumwriting:
god this is so bad so far
at least april did a thing
that was nice
it was a brief thing
but a thing
where the fuck is my son casey tho
onthespectrumwriting:
off topic: y'gythgba is still really good looking
OH SHUT UP RAPH YOUR OLDER GIRLFRIEND IS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP HER LIFE AS AN ACCOMPLISHED MILITARY WOMAN TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING SEWERS AND EAT GARBAGE
okay the writing is actively making me die right now
they pulled a "-and your little dog too" type line
onthespectrumwriting:
where is y'gythba's fucking sword??? WHY DID THEY TAKE AWAY HER SWORD AND LEAVE HER WITH A PISTOL WHAT
god this is like april in the space arc all over again
snrk omg
lulusoblue:
k watching your commentary is like
onthespectrumwriting:
why thank you
also newt's voice actor slurred a little and bishop came out as "bitchass"
lulusoblue:
Pffdffforplrprrlrddfffffft
onthespectrumwriting:
oh hey so newt is a brainwashing victim nice
OH EW NO DO NOT EAT THE LITTLE BRAIN THING
you don't know where that's been, and i can see how badly the brainwashing has sucked his brian cells
he's so stupid
this dialogue is shit
why is that one utrom fucking french
but where is casey is what i'm really wondering
onthespectrumwriting:
also: how will being in the D-x atmosphere affect april? since this is the first time
utrom are still cute btw, they're so adorably pink and tentacled
NO QUEENIE
LEAVE HER ALONE
she's like, one of the few female characters left
oh god more utrom vore
newt no
and donnie steals the weapon from the utrom
nice
my klepto son strikes again
onthespectrumwriting:
WHERE
IS
Y'GYTHGBA'S
FUCKING
SWORD
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A DINKY LITTLE PISTOL WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS
lulusoblue:
"why is that one utrom fucking french"
coz he gave up
onthespectrumwriting:
hahahahaha
april is doing cool stuff again
onthespectrumwriting:
good
let's add water bending to her abilities lmao
well it didn't work but it was neat
now newt is playing at being mr. electro
lulusoblue:
"WE THREW IN A REFERENCE ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW"
not until April chooses the Blue Spirit over Casey and Donnie
onthespectrumwriting:
like out of spirderman two- MIKEY NO WHAT THEFUCK
NO HEY NOT OKAY
BRING BACK MY SON
wow they're causing a citywide black out and also mikey is dead
OH HAHAHAHA ITS THE BUG GUY
lulusoblue:
nickelodeon: "just kill em all"
onthespectrumwriting:
THERE'S A GIANT BUG INT HE SKY I'M YELLING
HIS SHIP IS A GIANT FUCKING BUG THAT’S SHITTING OUT DRONES
okay we're fucked
nice to know
mike's dead the world has no power and we're being invaded
oh and the romance apocalypse is still happening too
so we're really fucked
lulusoblue:
Dregg:
fuck where the Oprah bees gif shit
onthespectrumwriting:
hahaha i get what your aiming for here
also new york is experiencing being shat upon by alien bugs
nice
OH HER SWORD IS BACK
Y'GYTHGBA MAGICALLY HAS HER SWORD AGAIN
WHERE
WAS IT
YOU FUCKS
hahahaha oh god i hate this
all of it
onthespectrumwriting:
also none of the family is giving any fucks right now that mikey is literally dead
my god
this is like The Power Inside Her all over again
do they only freak out when its leo??? apparently so
so far this ep is getting a 2/10
and only bc of the sick bug ship
WHERE
IS
MY SONS
casey mikey where are you
onthespectrumwriting:
"if you talk to my woman like that again-" HAHAHA OH SHE'S //YOUR// WOMAN NOW???
EXCUSE ME
WHEN DID SHE AGREE TO THAT SHIT
raph take that patriarchal nonsense and shove it up your asshole where it belongs
eighties TV has taught you nothing good
what a load of dicks
okay the show lost its two points for that line
fuck that
0/10
lulusoblue:
uh oh
onthespectrumwriting:
bs extravaganza
that's what this is
raph, bishop, both of you go eat ten bags of dicks and choke
and for the love of god DOES NO ONE CARE THAT MIKEY IS DEAD
lulusoblue:
death is an illusion i thought u knew
onthespectrumwriting:
"i can take care of myself raphael, thank you" honey just punch him already, i know you want to for that shitty possessive comment
oh shit nice y'gythgba is into utrom vore too
hahaha
yeah literally the only good thing here is the bigass alien ship
lulusoblue:
why did you make me read that with my own two eyes
onthespectrumwriting:
bc you have to suffer with me
also leo and g'throkka are uselessly captured
hahahaha
damseled in distress
raph's plan is to strap as many missiles to a barge boat as physically possible and then throw it at the ship
raph, honey, that's not how physics work
"i like it, but it feels... a little too much" y'gythgba just say it. its a shitty, shitty plan
don't spare this child's feelings
he needs to be knocked down like ten pegs anyways, the angst muffin he is
"you think? that's a mikey level bad idea" april calling things as they are
onthespectrumwriting:
and look
she's the Only One to feel a moment of "wow he's fucking dead"
LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE COMMENTED ON THIS FACT OTHER THAN RAPH'S OFF HANDED "mikey's been disintegrated" and then NOTHING
ggggggod
off topic: where the fuck is casey
my son
where is my son
have you seen my son???
lulusoblue:
he's probably getting his teeth foxed
*fixed
at P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
onthespectrumwriting:
he'll get those knocked out in two days tops hahahaha
wow this is disturbing
humans being glued to a tower with spit
ew
where is the fucking military
this is literally their job
oh donnie, oh april
you can't do anything cool in this series anymore, accept it
haha oh my god
onthespectrumwriting:
they're stealing this right out of my fanfic at this point
mikey brought himself back from the dead
by pulling his molecules back together
this is exactly like my fanfic what the hell
electricity powers, existence despite apparently being dead, etc
also: wow what a lack of happiness that he's not dead
i'd like to call plagiarism.
lulusoblue:
"what iz emote?"
onthespectrumwriting:
this is so stupid
i did it better
onthespectrumwriting:
okay the bug prisons are uncomfortably like assholes
ew
OH EW THEY'RE USING THE TRUSSED UP PEOPLE AS BUG EGG FOOD
THIS IS PARASITICA ALL OVER AGAIN BUT CITYSCALED
off topic: newt has a collection of utrom arms tied to his belt
just
chilling there
lulusoblue:
as you do
onthespectrumwriting:
he's got severed limbs flopping all over
bet that made bishop uncomfortable
onthespectrumwriting:
oh shit its the military
its only been like a half a day since the world started ending
not like they're late
and where are the fighter jets guys
a ground assault won't do shit
oh no
its the turtle mech
again
....
i feel nothing, i never liked it
its so vulnerably designed??
like the cockpits are right in the front, completely undefended
nice raph's bug phobia is probably having a hay day in his head rn
parasite leeches are always great to deal with
eyyyy mike gets to do shit for once
he beat the last big bad, and now he's going to beat this one
how much do you bet they won't thank him this time either
my murderous daughter strikes again
she's so excited to flamethrow a bunch of bugs
dialogue still killing me
HA THE MECH GOT TOTALED
WHAT A SURPRISE
donnie is going to cry about that
i feel bad for him
he spent months on that stupid thing
oooooh SHIT
mikey is KILLING IT today
my son
i'm so proud of you
your shitty family doesn't deserve you or donnie
mikey is doing so great, i'm so proud
they're also in the heart of a giant space bug ship now, and he's got electro powers so
he's gonna FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
go child
this is the one thing you're good at
destruction of all good things
do it
meanwhile everyone else is having fun with bugs
revenge for all the magnifiers in the world
karai and april continue to not be allowed to be useful
ugh
lulusoblue:
ps is karai still a snake orrr
onthespectrumwriting:
she's done no snake things this whole ep
they're wasting her
but, on the bright side
confirmed: they're dating
femslash wins everyone go home
lulusoblue:
WHAT bright side?
onthespectrumwriting:
the gay bright side
mr. brightside
mikey is fucking shit up and i'm still proud of him
he died and literally brought himself back all on his own
this kid has so much to him
why does his family/the fandom/the show not get this
well he didn't beat the big bad on his own, but he did 99% of the work
MY SON IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF NO
mikey nooooooo
THEY JUST LEAVE HIM????
APRIL IS LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED THAT THIS KID SACRIFICED HIMSELF
wow he died for you assholes and all he gets is a highfive
and then they take his powers
and
clothes???
he's naked.
okay.
"pizza's on me!" leo you don't have money
you can't even go get the pizza without starting a riot
why would you say that
WHAT
NO
Y'GYTHGBA HONEY DON'T DO THIS
NONONONONONONONONO
okay so one
this is violating intergalactic laws
like ten of them at least
for another
y'gythgba don't do this
don't give up a very successful military career for a shitty teenage boy
he's not even twenty yet and he lives in the sewers angsting all day
you could do //so much better//
god no
he's not even letting her crash at his place
he's sending her to live with the mutanimals
"hey you gave up your entire life to be with me, how's crashing at my weird cousins' place sound? they're also fugitives and inhuman, you'll fit right in"
i
have
SO MUCH SALT ABOUT THIS
and then they end it there
*throws monitor through the wall*
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
onthespectrumwriting:
so that was one of the worst two-part specials i've ever watched
i'm going to go find something sweet to eat and then try to find purpose in life
#my writing#When World's Collide#i think that was the name#idk#i was too busy being pissed off about everything#literally this is just salt#i have no good things to say here that weren't ironic#or otherwise me making a joke#*sighs deeply*#tmnt#TMNT 2012#we're the devil#(they didn't say thank you to mikey or even check if he was okay)#(where was casey and shini)#(who the fuck let this two-part ep thing be green lighted)
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Hi! i was (not so anymore) discreetly checking out your blog and i caught onto smth that got my attention and i hopeyou dont mind me asking! would you explain more of seliph/ares? it sounds really interesting to hear more about in depth! thanks :o)
Angela is this you.
BUT JUST IN CASE IT’S NOT. Oh my god anon ohhhhh my god.
So mostly my thoughts started rolling here, but then they never stopped. Like, I have to attempt to organize them bellow but sorry if they’re still super rambly.
1. Dynamic DuoI’m just really enamoured with the pair they make: the foils they are and how they bring out the best in each other. Seliph has always been raised knowing he’s supposed to take charge of things, but he doesn’t seem nearly as at-ease with it as Ares does, who just busts into castles full of noblemen like “Son of Eltshan, lord of the dead, hi how u doin.” He’s very ponderous and sometimes it’d be good for him to get a good, brash kick in the pants. He’s very sensitive and sometimes it’d be good for him to have someone more jaded around to point out that he shouldn’t beat himself up for the cruel sacrifices he has to make for the greater good. (He has Oifey and Shanan for that too, but I think that sort of reassurance from a peer and friend, someone his own age, is not to be underestimated). Likewise, Ares is so emotionally constipated and it’d be good for him to hang with someone who doesn’t accept stonewalling or table-flipping as an acceptable way to solve a problem, someone who is very communicative and calm. Imo they have a lot to learn from each other and those lessons could really round out their leadership styles. Seliph and Leif (and Ares and Leif) are good foils too, but Seliph and Ares are so dynamic when you stand them back-to-back. Like, nobody would want to fight one of them alone – imagine them together.
(Their colour schemes are just nice too, in a medieval context, haha. Black for death and knowledge, blue for purity.)
2. Seliph’s Friendship is Staggering for Ares, ContextuallyIt’s mentioned in one reference (uhggg I forget which) that Ares lived a very solitary life, so. Canon friendless emo kid suddenly meets a guy who pronounces them friends the moment they meet and KEEPS INSISTING IT AFTER RECEIVING A DEATH THREAT. Ares has learned to push people away, has learned that he can’t trust anyone, and Seliph is the first person he meets who just calls him on his bullshit and doesn’t let himself be pushed. Jabarro turns on him, Lene gets angry and tells Ares to leave, but Seliph insists on friendship, and I think after a life like Ares’s, that would be very profoundly touching (after he gets over being ANGRAY and bewildered).
You get this impression that Ares is this very Stronk, Door-Smashing kind of guy and that Seliph is quiet and meek, but really their first meeting just showcases Seliph’s particular kind of strength and stubbornness. Ares is literally described in-game as someone you “wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley” but Seliph is unafraid, matches him turn for turn. He’s the first person Ares has met who can really keep up with him – and he actively wants Ares there, at his side. He has such a big heart ;^;.
3. Ending subtextSeliph has a cheesy line about them seeing their kingdoms to glory “hand in hand” and he doesn’t say it to any other dudes so idk make of that what you will (you already know what I’m making of it).
4. The Journey to Being BestiesBy the end of the game they’re canonically BFFs. We don’t get to see any of the development, but it’s not too hard to imagine. Best friends confide in each other – Ares is probably one of the only people (excluding Seliph’s mentors), maybe even the only person considering Leif’s view of Seliph, that has heard about Seliph’s doubts and insecurities. He’s certainly one of the only people who has seen the fabulous Heir of Light as a regular guy, a young man making mistakes and feeling uncertain, maybe getting tispy, maybe snoring, maybe sneezing at a bad moment. And by the end of the game Seliph has certainly seen the real Ares (because you can’t look at that guy and believe he’s not 99% an act. HE’S SUCH A HAM). The Black Knight with the bloodthirsty sword laughing at jokes, giving his cousin swordfighting lessons, maybe even disclosing some of his daddy issues. By the endgame Ares trusts Seliph, which makes him vulnerable to Seliph. One of the most misanthropic characters in the game follows one of the most hopeful, and allows some of that hope to rub off on him, even getting over a lifelong grudge to do so, and I think just on a thematic level that’s some pretty powerful stuff.
5. The Lifelong Grudge“Enemies to lovers” has never really been my thing, but what I love about Ares’s grudge is that it’s completely unfounded. He goes his entire life believing Sigurd betrayed his father, and he’s consumed with getting his revenge, and then when he actually meets Seliph, Seliph completely rips the rug out from underneath him. He takes away Ares’s entire reason for living. (It’s both painful and hilarious, really.) Though it’s not covered in the game, I think it’s more than reasonable to assume that Seliph himself helps Ares come to terms with all this. The whole concept has such a neat phoenix effect with Eltshan and Sigurd’s tragedy: from all that manipulation and sorrow and anger come two very honest boys who manage to build upon the foundation laid for them, and make something better and more lasting. Even if they don’t end up as a romantic option, it’s canon that Grannvale and Augustria are each others’ greatest allies while Seliph and Ares are reigning.
They’re sons who want nothing more than to make their fathers proud, and by becoming friends, they end up surpassing their fathers and redeeming their old mistakes. I think it would be a very empowering and validating experience for both of them. (For me it amplifies the shipping feels like 100%. Ares has had so few people who love and care about him, and for the person who loves him the most to be Seliph is such a sweet thought to me.)
6. Other random thingsThey’re a Darkness + Sunshine couple and that’s hilarious. Literally Andy and April from Parks and Rec.Ares: Someone’s going to die. Seliph: Of FUN! :D
I headcanon Ares as very tall and Seliph as shortish so that’s cute. Especially since Seliph has both the physical strength and emotional clout to make Ares look up at him, so to speak, if he really needs to.
Don’t you think they’d admire each other so so so much? Seliph watching Ares wrecking shop and thinking “wow he’s so badass and passionate he tries so hard at everything all the time”; and Ares watching Seliph comfort their peers the way he does in the endgame if anyone’s lover dies, thinking “oh my god he’s so nice and so giving what a genuinely good guy in a world of shitty people.”
Ares letting Seliph borrow his black cloak tho
Verbal, cute, emotionally-open Seliph remarking from time to time how glad he is that he and Ares met
They both have long hair and it seems pretty important to them (Seliph bc it’s Isaachian culture and Ares bc he wants to look Just Like Dad, I assume) so they can just like. Play with each others’ hair and other nice things.
They’re foils but they still have a lot in common!! They can have cool spars with their sacred swords and long talks about JUSTICE and conspire about how tf to be kings when they were a refugee and a child soldier their whole lives.
There’s probably more???? I’m probably forgetting something. Feel free to pry further if you want I’m just a mess aaaaa
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*my ass craving for Ed angst about to butt in*
ED'S MOM DEFINITELY COMPARES HIM TOWARDS DOUBLE DEE, SAYING STUFF LIKE:"Why can't you be more like your friend Eddward? *proceeds to point out on how he's the opposite of Ed*"
Okay this is my way to see it:
Ed's parents ---> Loves Edd. Don't mind Eddy.
Eddy's parents ----> Don't mind Ed. His mom doesn't mind Edd but his dad dislike him.
Edd's parents ----> Don't like neither of them but they're so outsite their son's life to stop him from spending time with them.
#not that much in a physical way -it's canon he beats up his son tho- but more in the way a traditional conservative dad speaks to his son#^^def^^#eene#ed edd n eddy#headcanons#angst(?)#angsty(?)
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how did you like the new episode!
Just watched it, and oh am I fucking salty.
I live reacted to the happenings in the episode as I watched it, so you can all see my opinion form as it did.
Read on below, spoilers for folks who haven’t seen Season 5 episode 1 yet.
Nice to see that Raph and Casey are still The Worst andbeing bros now where’s my jonatello friendship
Cults in the sewers. Nice.
They all look like ET tho.
Raph continues to be Casey’s self-restraint, which he sorelyneeds more of.
And cut to the opening sequence.
Okay so personally speaking, as a big fan of cowboy-bebop, I’mkind of digging the new opening? I mean they forgot Casey in it, but I like themusic. The animation could be better, but eh, I’ll take what I can get at thispoint.
Love how there’s nofucking continuity with the fact that they just lost their fucking dad. Fuckthis.
Why aren’t they mourning. Christ.
On the other hand, fanboy Leo is back. I like this Leo betterthan hero Leo by about 100%.
“-too disturbing forkids.” – right up my alley, then.
Okay so idk if anyone else feels this way, but captain Ryan’sbehavior and characterization reminds me of a certain other leader who needs to quite slapping around his team members. (emotionally and physically.)
That’s probably not what they’re trying to metaphor here,but you know, I can have my own opinion.
“-so Casey Jones andhis sidekick Raph gave chase.” – Casey you are a blessing to us all.
Love how pissed Raph is in this shot.^^^
Apparently Donnie has sensors in the sewers, and bothers tokeep track of the homeless population. Interesting. Would’ve been nice if they’dbrought this in earlier in theseries, when it would’ve been more useful.
EY IT’S CULT TIME NAUGHTY CHILDREN HOORAY
Why are there so many caverns under the city omg
FURBIES
FUCK FURBIES DONNIE WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE
April’s powers are amazing and I love her?? So much.
WHY FURBIES THOUGH. DONNIE FUCKING WHY.
Does anyone else have irrational fear of those? Or that awestern side of the world thing.
oh god so many furbies everywhere
I’m enjoying the team ups. It’s a good change from theusually ‘b-team’ ‘a-team’ nonsense. Leo+Mikey and Donnie+Raph gives better roomfor their individual dynamics to shine. Plus you know, the team humans (if Aprilcan be really counted for that) deserve some time off from their crazy mutantfriends.
Chanting time. Lovely.
Guys no don’t interrupt chanting time, that’s rude.
Someone tell that alien-thing to wash its mouth out, who knows where Mikey’s hands have been.
You would all be dead 3000x over if not for Donnie’sinventions. Be grateful you little shits.
Oh they’re immortal-ish. Great.
Ah fuck there goes Mikey again. Why do they always do thisto him.
Jesus Christ his arm. Leo’s arm.
AH HA THE POLICE
Do these men even knowwhat shit goes on in this city.
Moving to the lair and-
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU FIX A DISLOCATED ARM I SWEAR TO GOD
I KNOW FIRST AID. THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT.
Leo would be in so much pain, my god. I hate the blatant disregardof reality in this show sometimes. (fictional setting, yes, but still.)
Casey hates magic? Anyone remember him saying that before? Idk. (maybe something to do with him getting cursed last season? probably.)
Mikey no. This isn’t Ghost Busters. yet
Oh lovely, more domestic abuse. Fucking love that.
Had to stop the video, Jesus Christ. Wow I hate this showsometimes. Like right now. Fucking GOD.
“What did I tell youabout the imagination thing? Focus!” - what the shit Raph, what is yourdamage?? You hit Mikey out of the blue, fortaking a moment to imagine something? They’re not in battle, Mikey’s not inthe middle of an important conversation, the fuck is wrong with him thinkingabout something else for a moment?
^^^One of these days, this kid is going to fucking snap, and I amgoing to support him in his rage. (also, @redworld96 for the awesome video links. thanks for those.)
Once again, Donnie is the one who figures things out. Maybe they’llthank him this time around. spoilers: they didn’t
Oh no. The angst moment. I knew it was coming.
“Do not be sad, my son.”-SPLINTER YOU ARE DEAD, WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T HE BE.
Had to pause again, because FUCK. Here we go with the bullshitty nonsense where Splinterappears to exactly one kid, and one kid only, even when he has three other sons and a daughter, PLUS theother two humans he basically adopted.
Yeah, just show the fuck up Splinter and tell your grievingkid not to be upset you’re dead and have left them with minimal training and noguardian. Fucking sure.
My god I hate this. Telling them you’re always with them does not make it so. Holy fuck that’s nothelpful at all you’re just driving him crazier.
Oh and now he’s gone. SEE I TOLD YOU. AND LEO TELLS FUCKINGNO ONE ABOUT IT. HE’S GONNA HAVE LIKE TEN KINDS OF COMPLEXES WHEN HE GETS OLDERAND I WON’T BLAME HIM FOR IT.
Why won’t you kids just communicate how you’re all feelingfor once? FOR. ONCE.
Ninja time it seems. Nice to see them acting like a team, even though their ‘leader’ is keeping secrets. Ithink I’d personally be pissed if a sibling of mine kept the fact that our dead father was still sort of around and able to talk to us. What the shit.
I’m already tired of this. le-fucking-sigh.
Why are there so many weird caverns under NYC. Seriously. There’sa whole canyon, and now a cult cavern too. How have the people of NYC notnoticed this.
Love how Tigerclaw’s reaction to his master dying is tostart a cult. Bruh, fucking same.
But where did the weirdo ET’s come from.
Leo is visibly struggling with being a leader. I can feelanother arc all about him coming up. Yikes™.
Captured again. Beautiful. Now see? This is why Splinter’s whole “I have taught you all I know” was a fucking lie. They clearly do not know everything he had to teach them, andtelling them they did was really shit parenting and sensei-ing.
Honestly, Splinter at the end there was just shit allaround. Continued once again by him visiting only Leo, and not sparing even a peep to his other grieving kids. It’sofficial, 2014/16 Splinter is the best splinter, and 2003 Splinter was milesbetter than 2012 him. And- 2012Splinter is now on par for shittiness with 2007 Splinter, which I did not thinkwas possible. Ta-fucking-da.
“-so we can beat youagain?” – Leo exactly who is captured right now? You. It’s you. You are notbeating anyone here.
Wow. The ET’s are Mole people. Why am I not surprised.
When in doubt summon a demon. I can abide that. I’d do it ifI had nothing to lose.
Seriously how does New York not notice how batshit theircity is.
Shit. Shit.
Demons. Holy fuck.
I have a small crush on the dragon dude. I’m really digging his design. #it’snotbeingafurryifit’sscaley
I’m laughing bc Kravaxas definitelywants to murder TC for this. You can just hear it in his voice.
Hi yeah I’m down for the demon villain. I’m a sucker forthem, 100%.
Mikey can’t catch a break this episode. Poor sot.
Oh ho ho shit,Kravaxas really hates TC.
Why can’t Donnie do anything ever? Why won’t they give himthat?
At least everyone’s getting the same treatment.
Get fucked, Leo.
OH HEY. PEOPLE SHOWING CONCERN FOR DONNIE. A thank you to Raphand Casey for giving a shit, for once.
Slow-mo oh no. Thank god for red heads.
April is better than these people deserve. But fuck, not more people trying to use April fortheir own ends. Christ, can’t the narrative let her have control of herself/herlife for once?
The amount of murderous intent in Kravaxas’ voice is myfave.
Oh yup. There it is. Leo asking Donnie to solve theirproblems. Again. And no thank you insight, not for this favor or the work he did earlier.
“Can we get our handson, say, two or three dozen tanks?” – Casey. No.
At least I got some jonatello interaction, even if it wasextra stress on Donnie’s part.
April can read minds now? What??? That might be a problem,since she semi-lives with five teenage guys, lmao.
Why does TC love Shredder so much? Idk. Maybe they were athing, somehow. With the pairings this show comes up with, I’m not surprised byanything anymore.
Aaaaaaaaaand fade to black.
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Overall opinion? Salt.
I’m firmly in the part of the fandom, small as it seems tobe, that sees a good portion of the brother-brother dynamics as abusive, and I didn’tenjoy the moment between Raph and Mikey atall. It’s frustrating for me to watch, and it only fuels my vitriolicopinions on things. Hated that part, same as all the other parts in the seriesthat’ve been the same content.
Plus, Donnie being asked to solve everything for everyoneyet again. He looks so tired, give him a vacation and a restraining order onhis family.
The other parts were sort of… meh, for me? I mean, I’m happy for more canon content to fuel mywriting, but it didn’t give me anything in terms of emotion? Besides anger.
Like, there’s been zerocontinuation on the fact that their actualfreaking dad just died. You don’t just moveon like that. No one except Leo, because of course it was just Leo, showed any sort of mourning emotions overtheir dead dad. They’re seventeen maybe,and on their own in a world that wants them dead.How the hell are they supposed to just pick up and carry on fine like without any sort of grieving process?
0/10 for emotions, continuity, and satisfying content forme, excluding this-
-because Mikey deservesto get mad. If they ever address the amount of anger he’s got stored up in him,and do it properly, I’ll be over thefucking moon. But likely, even if they did, they’d devalue his legitamentfeelings, and tell him to get over it and grow up. Fuck canon for making meexpect exactly that sort of low quality writing.
Just. Augh.
So far, I liked onemoment in this episode, and it was only because it made me justifiably angry. That’s notexactly a resounding applause on my part of things.
Here’s to hoping they pull a hat-trick out their asses,because I’m not expecting anything good from this season so far. (I have hopesfor the vampire arc, but oh they are wishful ones.)
#tmnt#TMNT 2012#tmnt 2012 spoilers#michelangelo#bc he was the focus for me here#ask the writer#my writing#writer's notes#fuck canon with a rusty pike i am SALTY#i have no joy anymore#only salt and rage#fuck this#tmnt season 5#what a fucking wonderful start#scroll of the demodragon
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