#not that I PLAN on dying soon but like cmon it’s bound to happen at some point. hopefully after kowt but before 2030

[isdalinarhot]

You know what. Even though most of my posts are flop posts to the highest degree. Like I’m lucky to break five notes. I don’t care. All my posts will be soooooooo much more valuable when I’m dead. People will pass posts of mine around that are like “need to lick Dalinar’s taint clean pronto” with captions like and this is from the late blogger Luke Isdalinarhot. Gone too soon for this world. Sold to an art collection for 5 thousand dollars. Because artists are always worth more after they’re dead. Da Vinci wasn’t appreciated in his time either